What If Russia Attacked Germany First!? - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell

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  • @osomister
    @osomister 3 года назад +4021

    "However right as the Africa was wrapping up Africa". Was bo on drugs when he wrote this

    • @Zwijger
      @Zwijger 3 года назад +401

      I once joke commented he had a stroke writing an intro, now I am genuinely starting to get worried.

    • @leo13246
      @leo13246 3 года назад +3

      :)

    • @RebornFitz
      @RebornFitz 3 года назад +23

      I was about to say “I’m not the only one seeing this right”

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 3 года назад +109

      Strokoen strikes again.

    • @rebelkommando6166
      @rebelkommando6166 3 года назад +27

      Hm yes the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @sammyboi2951
    @sammyboi2951 3 года назад +4087

    Imagine playing as Mongolia in a MP game. You spend 5 hours from your life to build 10 mechs and you lose them at the first battle.

    • @IPFreelly604
      @IPFreelly604 3 года назад +260

      based

    • @gifigi600
      @gifigi600 3 года назад +71

      *Twilight Zone*

    •  3 года назад +27

      szex

    • @genttleman
      @genttleman 3 года назад +4

      Te vagy a kedvenc vidisem

    • @martinhorvath4117
      @martinhorvath4117 3 года назад +11

      hát ez egy elég random Magyar komment chain

  • @TheNinjaGumball
    @TheNinjaGumball 3 года назад +2288

    "As the Africa was wrapping up Africa" nice

    • @ecolone
      @ecolone 3 года назад +75

      *looks into camera*

    • @kgapaneseschoolgirlb
      @kgapaneseschoolgirlb 3 года назад +18

      I stopped it from being 69…Someone had to do it…

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 3 года назад +15

      As the rains where wraping up in Africa

    • @Gamer-cb6yg
      @Gamer-cb6yg 3 года назад +3

      @@Tsuruchi_420 What?

    • @Tsuruchi_420
      @Tsuruchi_420 3 года назад +8

      @@Gamer-cb6yg Africa by toto, great song, knowledge of It is obligatory

  • @grandstrategos1144
    @grandstrategos1144 3 года назад +2155

    “An addict does not stop addicting because you say him to do so”
    -Spain to Germany, on why the Spanish Civil War is not over, 7:00 (AM), Jun 30th, 1937

    • @Frankenbutt99
      @Frankenbutt99 3 года назад +127

      Hitler on why he keeps shotgunning morphine in the Fuhrerbunker

    • @jaimewol1238
      @jaimewol1238 3 года назад +40

      @Spicyleaves It is not a timestamp, it is the hour from the game. This is the timestamp 0:27

    • @danielt2505
      @danielt2505 3 года назад +25

      @@jaimewol1238 It actually is a good time stamp as well, since it points out to Dankuses addiction of snaking and encircling xd

    • @kam2894
      @kam2894 3 года назад +1

      @Spicyleaves only you didn’t understand

    • @axrah8406
      @axrah8406 3 года назад +6

      @Spicyleaves well i mean i understood that it was the ingame time but then i clicked it anyway because blue timestamp go tiime

  • @scharnhorst3233
    @scharnhorst3233 3 года назад +1077

    Classic Dankus, “win harder”, drives in and gets all his tanks encircled lmao

  • @EyebrowsGaming
    @EyebrowsGaming 3 года назад +1979

    Braun calling Dankus a "meta shitlord" is my favourite part of this video

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 3 года назад +226

      it's funny because it's true

    • @kiandocherty3589
      @kiandocherty3589 3 года назад +133

      "They need helmets!"

    • @alonzobatilla5120
      @alonzobatilla5120 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PQr8J-7QZxA/видео.html

    • @Endoclaw
      @Endoclaw Год назад +2

      It’s tru tho

    • @leofwulf268
      @leofwulf268 Год назад +7

      I love when he fucks up brother NEVER lets anyone else live down a fuckup

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 3 года назад +568

    Dankus really is hysterical sometimes, to quote an old British man, he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory

  • @christinekingston7382
    @christinekingston7382 3 года назад +498

    Italy: "I'm just tired of winning"
    The rest of the world: wait that's illegal

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 3 года назад +12

      As an Italian it’s accurate we are so tired of winning that we don’t want to anymore!

    • @axrah8406
      @axrah8406 3 года назад +47

      @@Boretheory yeah after the roman empire the italians were satisfied and they settled in for some good old losin

    • @Boretheory
      @Boretheory 3 года назад +7

      @@axrah8406 exactly

    • @alonzobatilla5120
      @alonzobatilla5120 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PQr8J-7QZxA/видео.html

    • @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge
      @DarkLordFromTheSecondAge 2 года назад +2

      @@axrah8406 That explains alot.

  • @comradejeb2248
    @comradejeb2248 3 года назад +601

    Dankus isn’t grinding, he is hustling
    He is trying to get the dividends from the civil war
    Generate a little army xp interest from fighting

    • @ave789
      @ave789 3 года назад +56

      The sigma male grindset, no mortal man can understand the 4d chess he plays

    • @qwertzu1195
      @qwertzu1195 3 года назад +8

      The grindset

    • @yoshihammerbro435
      @yoshihammerbro435 2 года назад

      @@ave789 sigma males suck tbh

  • @byzanti-knithi8464
    @byzanti-knithi8464 3 года назад +669

    Ah yes, the Soviet invasion of the Third Reich in ‘42, my favorite chapter of ww2

    • @phlbrt9977
      @phlbrt9977 3 года назад +6

      'what the dog doin'

    • @TheColombianSpartan
      @TheColombianSpartan 3 года назад +35

      And the the Soviets got absolutely shat on by the Germans. My fav part is when the germans trolled Mongolia and it lost all its mech

    • @danimag3904
      @danimag3904 3 года назад +7

      @@TheColombianSpartan although it might sound dumb goldens strat was good its just that the axis had a hard team stack and golden was ALONE on the ussr with a strat he made up mid game

    • @alonzobatilla5120
      @alonzobatilla5120 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/PQr8J-7QZxA/видео.html

    • @ethanwinters9419
      @ethanwinters9419 3 года назад

      @@TheColombianSpartan Truly based times.

  • @JoraCorvus
    @JoraCorvus 3 года назад +235

    Mongolia's mech divisions a week after the war started:
    Guess Il die!

    • @JoraCorvus
      @JoraCorvus 3 года назад +8

      CFlick never stops impressing me sometimes

    • @Niylark
      @Niylark 3 года назад +30

      the stream was even more hilarious. every single time he made more mech and brought it to the front he instantly got encircled and lost it all

    • @JoraCorvus
      @JoraCorvus 3 года назад +9

      @@Niylark Yeah I saw it live too, I was waiting for that episode lol

  • @nathanpitek3177
    @nathanpitek3177 3 года назад +145

    Swimmy “I’m coming to kidnap the queen” rippp

  • @emboman13
    @emboman13 3 года назад +192

    I loved seeing The Africa’s performance in Africa

  • @leonardorivelorivelo9253
    @leonardorivelorivelo9253 3 года назад +89

    *Gaming*
    -Goering seconds before losing the entire Airforce on Britain

  • @lolmr2
    @lolmr2 3 года назад +27

    beginning of the game: everyone already annoyed with dankus before he has done anything.
    end of the game: dankus earning everyone's previous treatment.

  • @thecanadianguy1662
    @thecanadianguy1662 3 года назад +139

    Hey Bo, it’s my 17th birthday today and I just wanted to say thank you for all the streamers over lock down! They have been awesome!

    • @Frankenbutt99
      @Frankenbutt99 3 года назад +12

      Happy birthday!

    • @Max-cg7mp
      @Max-cg7mp 3 года назад +11

      Happy birthday, leaf!

    • @EGSON1996
      @EGSON1996 3 года назад +1

      Happy birthday and change the nickname!

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 года назад

      ois Guade zum Geburtstag, heid wird gscheid gsoffn

    • @snowpirate5908
      @snowpirate5908 3 года назад +1

      Happy birthday

  • @potatogod975
    @potatogod975 3 года назад +107

    Hitler be like: how could stalin do this to me

    • @kinggundragon3728
      @kinggundragon3728 3 года назад +25

      It was trotsky this time. Trying to ice pick Hitler it seems.

  • @uncurlhalo
    @uncurlhalo 3 года назад +94

    Damn golden really following the script hard this episode.

  • @Void_Wars
    @Void_Wars 3 года назад +54

    When I joined the Corps, we didn’t have any fancy shmancy tanks.

  • @ChouanB
    @ChouanB 3 года назад +31

    I think it deserves at least one "Golden lost" award.

  • @pieceofschmidtgamer
    @pieceofschmidtgamer 3 года назад +33

    "Africa was wrapping things up in Africa..."
    *Obama putting metal on Obama meme intensifies*

    • @stiglarsen543
      @stiglarsen543 3 года назад +1

      You mean medal? Kind of ironic though lol

  • @waffleiron6929
    @waffleiron6929 3 года назад +25

    Golden's final stand was actually cool though, was a fun game to watch on stream.

  • @affandi99
    @affandi99 3 года назад +9

    9:07 "Ohh shit it's coming Rome!" -Bokoen1
    Also me: Hey, I knew that reference!!

  • @derpman116
    @derpman116 2 года назад +2

    "I'm tired of winning" -Swimmy
    Looks like he took those words to heart in recent games now

  • @xanthespace5141
    @xanthespace5141 3 года назад +7

    I wish there were more instances of Bo losing. It makes for more entertaining content than just the usual "Golden dies" or whatever type shit

    • @caspramio
      @caspramio 3 года назад +1

      perhaps he's waiting to golden to be in his team to upload one of those?

    • @snipingflute4346
      @snipingflute4346 3 года назад +4

      @@caspramio Golden’s like the clones from Star Wars. When he’s on Bo’s team, Golden’s words entertain us with crazy ambition which can be inspiring at times.
      But when Golden’s on the other team he’s the Imperial stormtrooper who’s regularly downed by the protagonist we’re following; Unless he’s playing Italy…

  • @yaxsuo
    @yaxsuo 3 года назад +10

    Golden just didn't have enough inspiration from the Glorious leader of the USSR ISP

  • @sumomanify
    @sumomanify 3 года назад +4

    7:05
    "we weren't expecting special forces"

  • @mikegarcia09ole
    @mikegarcia09ole 3 года назад +22

    I lost it when they mentioned "It's coming Rome"

  • @liladoodle
    @liladoodle 3 года назад +23

    Germany: *Gets capitulated by the Russians by 1942*
    The axis, seeing this dumpster fire: "GOD DAMMIT NAPPA!!!!!"

  • @jerrycoob4750
    @jerrycoob4750 3 года назад +5

    3:40 Ultra rare footage of the Battle of Minsk-Bialystok [Colourized]

  • @mrshalltz3546
    @mrshalltz3546 3 года назад +3

    Went back to rewatch some mp in a nutshell it seems the axis has been doing pretty good recently.

  • @kingdom25
    @kingdom25 3 года назад +5

    Goring laying on the bed dead is such a mood

  • @lupuseternal5072
    @lupuseternal5072 3 года назад +2

    *Golden justifies in 41*
    Proceeds to get absolutely dumpstered even during his winter offensive buffs.

  • @stumpy6167
    @stumpy6167 3 года назад +1

    2:27 never heard someone get so mad over push-ups

  • @CharlieM-re3ml
    @CharlieM-re3ml 3 года назад +25

    Been wondering for so long how you you click this little sword and shield indicators for other players to see?

    • @CharlieM-re3ml
      @CharlieM-re3ml 3 года назад

      @@NM-eg4nm I appreciate you, thank you

  • @khorneberzerker2184
    @khorneberzerker2184 3 года назад +16

    At the end, I was trying to discern if you guys forced Russia to peace out and Finland took some land from him?

  • @sandtoast6432
    @sandtoast6432 3 года назад +5

    This stream was fire. Imagine is Japan actually went through with the Tripartite Pact

  • @acerusea5156
    @acerusea5156 3 года назад +8

    Is it me or did the Canadian player name his units: "ASUKA BEST GIRL"

  • @captainkerbal4792
    @captainkerbal4792 3 года назад +7

    Ah yes my favourite time of day , listening to braun screaming

  • @robl485
    @robl485 3 года назад +5

    6:55 is the funniest shit I've heard in a while.

  • @rexisnox
    @rexisnox 3 года назад +2

    8:27 I like how Vichy is becoming progressivly bigger every d-day.

  • @klikker1000
    @klikker1000 3 года назад +7

    Man, Swimmy on minors is such a different beast from Swimmy on majors.

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 3 года назад +5

    This is what happened when Golden binges on LoL, he loses his Hoi skill

    • @mal5245
      @mal5245 3 года назад +2

      Can't lose what you never had

    • @EyebrowsGaming
      @EyebrowsGaming 3 года назад +1

      Golden had HoI skill?

    • @captainkeyes1523
      @captainkeyes1523 3 года назад +5

      @@EyebrowsGaming golden is good when paired with people who can focus his schizophrenic ass. Without that he does too much and gets overwhelmed, but if Bo is on his team tempering him, he can walk his Japanese army all the way through the Middle East in order to help in Europe

  • @JohnTrustworthy
    @JohnTrustworthy 3 года назад +2

    >Sees red at mid-Polland.
    No! They had a perfect campaign against the USSR. They even took Stalingrad by 42. How could this happen.
    >Sees no USSR name
    >Sees no frontlines
    >Sees Russ... in name
    Oh boy, the madmen.

  • @quonton3928
    @quonton3928 3 года назад +5

    "Right as the Africa was wrapping up Africa"
    Bo 2021

  • @comm154
    @comm154 3 года назад +2

    “I’m coming to kidnap the queen!”
    I have no words…

  • @jakobbradley9342
    @jakobbradley9342 2 года назад +1

    The starting thing says "right as the Africa was wrapping Africa" lol

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад +4

    Intro: "The Africa was wrapping up Africa"
    Ah, don't you hate it when you OHKO yourself?

  • @Blanchboi
    @Blanchboi 3 года назад +6

    Ok, so I was there for the stream this time, but I was watching from Golden's perspective.
    Basically, he tried to go Trotsky this time but he ended up losing like 3 national spirits that cost him a ton of industry. Golden also complained that the teams seemed a little stacked in favor of the Axis. Think about it, there was a co-op on Japan but not on the USA, the Axis also had two "meta" players (Dankus on Spain, Leonard on Finland) while Golden wasn't allowed to have Grisha as a co-op or Mongolia. Also the Mongolian player threw really really hard at the start of Barb by throwing away 10 mechanized divisions, essentially leaving the entire flank open in the North.
    The Soviets were 100% going to lose this game no matter what. It first started with going Trotsky and executing that poorly (you can do it right without losing all of those spirits). It then ended up being a situation where the Allies couldn't do much and the Mongolian player threw. It was also pretty unfair in hindsight to have Leonard and Dankus playing on Finland and Spain. It also didn't help that Dankus ground out an insanely OP general for his tanks (it was like level 7 with a ton of traits and whatnot).
    I'm not flaming Bo, this was just a recap from Golden's perspective of the game.

    • @aerouantshinyscales3944
      @aerouantshinyscales3944 3 года назад +2

      He also didn't have a coop from 1942 on and wasn’t prepared to invade cause his tanks weren’t designed to counter german or spanish tanks and he didn’t have reserve infantry. On the flip side the Trotsky strat made him skip the purge and keep all his good generals.

    • @Blanchboi
      @Blanchboi 3 года назад +2

      @@aerouantshinyscales3944 Yeah, the Trotsky strat has it's positives. Had Golden been able to execute it correctly, it may have turned out pretty devastating for the Axis. The main issue was that in losing all of his spirits, Golden had no choice but to declare early. Otherwise the Germans would have easily surpassed his industry.

  • @lords5389
    @lords5389 3 года назад +1

    "The Africa was wrapping up Africa"
    Bo is having a mental stroke again.

  • @spiderduckpig
    @spiderduckpig 3 года назад +1

    Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station

  • @benjaminbesaw7540
    @benjaminbesaw7540 2 года назад +1

    To be fair, units do actually suffer attrition when they are training. But it’s only by a small amount.

  • @Trein05
    @Trein05 3 года назад +2

    Queen is escorted out of London by italian paratroopers, brought as a trophy to Rome, 1943 colorized

  • @commanderkei9537
    @commanderkei9537 3 года назад +27

    Bo making fun of someone for poor English in the first minute despite making a mistake in the title card. Sad!

  • @ryanrusch3976
    @ryanrusch3976 3 года назад

    Braun shitting on Dankus has to be my fuckin highlight of the vid lmao.

  • @Salbren_boi
    @Salbren_boi 3 года назад +1

    I like how the thumbnail is just the eastern front flipped.

  • @SterlingCat03
    @SterlingCat03 3 года назад +2

    "Right as the Africa was wrapping up Africa"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor.

    • @Tomahawak6712
      @Tomahawak6712 3 года назад

      *"every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes"*

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 3 года назад +1

    If Golden plays a major, that side is going to lose the game.

  • @dannybrien4704
    @dannybrien4704 5 месяцев назад

    Dankus is a perfect example of low impulse control

  • @A992_
    @A992_ 3 года назад

    this is definitely going to be a classic episode

  • @ДанилаСтецюк
    @ДанилаСтецюк 3 года назад

    I probably laughed at the dead Göring more than I should have been

  • @ImNotAMageImAWizard
    @ImNotAMageImAWizard 3 года назад +1

    why does swimmy have the best one liners

  • @marny3559
    @marny3559 3 года назад

    Braun as a major
    Gods, this takes me back.

  • @cabbageman5329
    @cabbageman5329 3 года назад

    I can already tell that this is "not my fault" -golden circa forever

  • @thekatplayz
    @thekatplayz 3 года назад +1

    Atleast this went better than the recent game

  • @wahuwant4u
    @wahuwant4u 3 года назад

    *you say him to do so*
    Man my brain is still struggling with that one

  • @zdenekotruba8281
    @zdenekotruba8281 3 года назад +5

    7/10, expected some raging Golden content

  • @noobo569
    @noobo569 3 года назад

    That Göring part was very funny to me for some reasom

  • @deadhacksonline8595
    @deadhacksonline8595 3 года назад +1

    0:26 Addiction explained by an addict

  • @timixl00
    @timixl00 3 года назад

    I feel like golden is the crazy factor of most games and it makes it so much more interesting and fun

  • @teutonicterror0365
    @teutonicterror0365 3 года назад

    3:06 He hanged himself with his bedsheets if I remember correctly though

  • @dimmer9378
    @dimmer9378 3 года назад

    Dankus really is a literary master.

  • @nerdo6412
    @nerdo6412 3 года назад

    every time that i see this videos i think... this is probavly what would happen in a discord chat of nations of the world

  • @mhug162
    @mhug162 3 года назад +2

    Wait wasn't this the one where Bo wanted the Japanese in but they did nothing?

    • @tharathamrongnawasawat8057
      @tharathamrongnawasawat8057 3 года назад +1

      Yep, that one also the one where golden go 5d chess with no purge and loss most of his buff

  • @UncleTotinos
    @UncleTotinos 3 года назад +1

    5:43
    Ah yes, the trollkreig

  • @matthewjohnson4583
    @matthewjohnson4583 3 года назад +1

    Its crazy how big Bokoen has gotten. And for a relatively niche game type

  • @SomeguyWhoLikesVideos
    @SomeguyWhoLikesVideos 2 года назад +1

    The Africa was wrapping up Africa
    Nice

  • @sauffle
    @sauffle 3 года назад

    "right as the africa was wrapping up africa" lmao.

  • @Pancaika
    @Pancaika 2 года назад

    Why do I only get these 8 months after post. To quote Bokoen1 "That is actually DUMB"

  • @m--e
    @m--e 3 года назад +5

    As the africa was wrapping africa

  • @vyletongue7206
    @vyletongue7206 3 года назад

    Damn, "Golden lost" vibes are really intense here!

  • @Siptom369
    @Siptom369 3 года назад

    Ah yes, Bokoen1 is doing the pro gamer move

  • @ZephanyZephZeph
    @ZephanyZephZeph 3 года назад +3

    Right as the Africa was wrapping up in Africa

  • @esquarswagmen275
    @esquarswagmen275 3 года назад

    I have a weird thing with this channel where every time i watch Bokoen's videos it wont recommend another one of his videos as the top result despite the fact that he has like over 100 HOI videos and I obviously enjoy watching them. I have to manually click another one instead of just letting auto play handle it. Has this happened to anybody else it makes me worry that YT is trying to ghost stunt this channel.

    • @mightycannon1512
      @mightycannon1512 3 года назад

      Ye me too

    • @TheXenomorphman
      @TheXenomorphman 3 года назад

      Exactly the same with me, it might have been fixed now since this specific video has his as top result but for about a year I've had to manual click in order to avoid an ISP or so on video

  • @matthewcherrington2634
    @matthewcherrington2634 3 года назад +2

    Cut my line into pieces this is my last resort

  • @xyiroo
    @xyiroo 2 года назад

    3:03 best moment

  • @AnimalioPahazalli
    @AnimalioPahazalli 3 года назад

    You have yet again outdone yourself on the thumbnails

  • @ApostleCobra
    @ApostleCobra 3 года назад

    i love these videos but they never reach an end result

  • @loopyguy7611
    @loopyguy7611 3 года назад

    i wonder why spains ball is always looking straight right lol

  • @Ariovisti
    @Ariovisti 3 года назад

    Just noticed Trotsky in charge of the Soviets... Some big brain strats?

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 3 года назад +5

    1942 Barb is a good idea…
    Stalin: Fine, I will do it myself!

  • @CommanderTavos99
    @CommanderTavos99 3 года назад +1

    Why not Walther Krüger as Fieldmarshal for the tanks??? He even has the tank trate ='D

  • @fem530
    @fem530 3 года назад

    Well bois looks like it's time to send the Italian paratroopers to kidnap the fucking queen
    Honestly my favorite part especially with India out the blue going "what the fuck"

  • @sheppuu
    @sheppuu 3 года назад

    Took ya long enough

  • @mattythefatty6442
    @mattythefatty6442 3 года назад +1

    Bo the vid hasn’t even started and your having an aneurism everything ok?

  • @vectorclasher
    @vectorclasher 3 года назад +1

    good video bo

  • @KingSteve16
    @KingSteve16 Год назад

    Perfect axis game 2.0 we do not talk about dankus failure but ya

  • @jblazer2555
    @jblazer2555 3 года назад

    Ah yes now i can watch something wile eating

  • @stephameister
    @stephameister 3 года назад

    microing the western front LOL :D

  • @Top_Hat_Walrus
    @Top_Hat_Walrus 3 года назад

    Sad that Brauns rant got cut