Polish Mechanized - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубликовано: 1 апр 2022
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
Where's the mech?
Episode 245
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You did it, you summarized your channel without a single word!
What did he mean by this
reeeeeeeeeeeee
Bo's perspective:
America: So India do you need help guarding this port.
India: Nah we good fortress India.
Later gets rekt by japan
America: Why didn't you tell us to guard that port.
India: Why did you trust me.
Edit rekt was rest damn autocorrect
Rip Bozo 😎
Imagine the faces of the German codebreakers having access to these back and forth messages. Free polish army constantly harrassing the department of defence for mechanised equipment, India and Australia diplomatically undermining each other for years and a general vibe of a intercontinental circus
*PROFUSE SWEATING*
that's probably what the allies felt when they saw the relations between the members of the axis
@@kokukal6260
"You should be positively reinforcing what I did right"
-Romania after their army disintegrates and the 6th Army is encircled, probably.
@@peterbarca8783 Germany: "bruh, everything is fine, they can't push us, they dont have manpower"
Considering what the relations of the Allied nations were to each other at the time, especially the Soviets, that's not far from the truth. Patton and De Gaulle really didn't get along with their allies, and for good reason.
I think this is the first time Peef has a Golden/Dressel moment throughout the entire series.
When I read the intro I immediately said "yep, that's Golden" and then it wasn't
@@stojankovacic1524 I think it's because Bo has conditioned us to expect everyone to fit into their roles. College will always suck at microing, Swimmy will always LARP, Golden and Braun will always troll and Peef will always be the straight man. So when roles become reversed, it's always a surprise.
@@theunforgiven9386 at this point it has Become my Anime series, Plottwists are so thick
I forgot about Peef until this moment.
I like that Peef was still cracking jokes about it though, like ya he knew he fucked up so he just wanted to take the piss.
Braun is just roleplaying the Poles irl when they kept asking the Royal Navy for the biggest ships they had for the Free Polish Navy only this time he was asking the Americans for mechanized.
Wait, the poles asked for battleships from the Royal Navy???
@@adolfoneto7144 yes they wanted a revenge class
@@adolfoneto7144 I mean they got a destroyer at one point and tried to single-handedly take on the Bismarck
@@problems3485 and THAT, is why they were only gifted a destroyer.
@@lordbonney9779 But they survived and kept Bismarck i sight, which Royal Navy used later.
Brave? Yes
Stupid? Also yes
Other people: "It's your fault. I don't suck at HOI."
Peef: "It's your fault. You didn't account for me sucking at HOI."
8:30 Bo is so angry he’s literally speechless
It's not a real bokoen1 video if not atleast one speech bubble is fucked
Really epic Adobe moment
@@Bokoen1 the “I can’t edit” card.
@@Void_Wars i blame braun
My Peef support has never been stronger, clearly sabotaged by Bo
The eternal dane sabotages the great Peefian nation
Watching this was like watching a 20 car pile up that continually can be avoided, but just isn’t because of sheer incompetence
It’s like one of those videos where the road is iced over and vehicles just keep skidding in and adding to the pile of cars lmao
We got fucking Lightning McQueen in the mix, fam.
@@thomaswiltherford9265 was thinking the same. I remember one vid where it was a road up a hill, there's cars parked on either side, and someone tries to go up the hill in their SUV, getting 2/3rds of the way, losing traction, and then sliding back down ping ponging off the parked cars. And then another moron decides HE can make it, and then another, etc
@@DJBlackhood91 they took 'turn right to go left' literally
Not even I feel like it kept happening because the drivers thought it would be funny if they just added their cars to the pile
You can hear the shame in Bo’s voice when he said “Cause I lost a lot of islands Braun.” Priceless 😂
I love incompetent games, they’re the best cause your real enemies are your closest allies
Italy IRL x2
"With friends like these, who needs enemies?" -Poland, probably.
@@ATAntony77 this meme is dead stop man
Peef really had a "but was it a meme no" moment
0:44 Actually Bo, there's a Spanish meme trolling about "Madrid's beaches" referring to Madrid being laughed at for being landlocked and not having beaches lmao
vaya vaya, aqui no hay playa!
No beaches?
Beachless?
Sin playas?
And here im being laughed at for having no bitches 💀
USA: do you need troops to garrison your port?
India: allied support? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate the Japanese!
~Moments later~
India: *get stomped*
Legend says that to this day, Poland is still waiting and asking for those mechs
I wonder what Braun has said more, “Classic Romanian Brap Trap” or “Send me the mech Bo”
“But now both India and Singapore will surely die!”
“Lol,” said India, “lmao.”
Hearing Golden as USSR is a good sign for a great episode
he somehow carried that game lmao
@@snandrew6094 considering how everyone else just lost 60IQ, its not too hard
The allies were completely retarded this game.
Props to Golden as the Soviets, he is the only reason why the Axis lost.
I'm not the only one who heard "Panzer Vor!" on repeat in the background at the start of the video, right?
Am I having a stroke? Am I going to die with Yukari stuck in my head? Is that what Hell is?
It’s Bo’s Twitch notification sound
Its all in your head, you need to wake up Ethan your families waiting they miss you.
@@Gabeslicor WAKE UP ETHAN! IGNORE THE NOISES! THEY'RE NOT REAL! WAKE UP
I think it's the sound when Bo gets a donation
@1EthanCC Adding in to that, you need to watch bokoen's arma 3 girls und panzer memes. Absolute masterpiece
I thought Poland was going to do a genius move like building 20 medium and mechanized divisions then triggering the Warsaw Uprising and VP sniping Berlin. The alternative of Poland begging America for M2s during the collapse of India and a failed DDay is quite acceptable.
The Virgin 'Homage to Catalonia' vs the Chad 'Coast of Madrid'
Vs. the Gigachad "Mine Were of Trouble"
*First 10 seconds I hear golden on USSR and Bokoen1 on the allies*
"So this is gonna be another one of these games?"
Poland, after capitulation: *Keeps asking for mechanized units & tanks.*
Everyone else in the lobby: "When you are twisting in agony. Then, you have our permission to die.".
Peef, the real MVP of this series.
I love Peef’s laugh
Peef lost at least 100 IQ points since his last appearance.
Which is quite concerning, since I think 100 IQ is the highest allowed in this lobby.
It wasn’t his turn for the single brain cell they all have to use.
"Pwolish mwechanized" was my first thought and I have never been more disappointed in myself.
Okay, after watching this I have one question:
Did Poland ever get his mech?
considering US just lost the better part of this naval.............. i would said no.........
Even though Peef really screwed up, he still puts out his famous wheezes. I can't lose my adoration for that.
American forces: Do you need help?
India: *autistic screeching*
"BrazilianFootballCaster.mp3" I'm fucking dead 🤣🤣
Golden with the sportscasting is something i need more of
The Allies in this game were like clowns in a car… and Bo was the driver.
New Zealand practically begging Australia to pull his units out is the best part of this video
Peef laughing is the best thing ever.
Everyone: "Peef you lost your country"
Peef: "No I didn't, look at Ethiopia"
Peef: "I may have F**ked up, but College, you got his navy killed, so who's the bigger enemy here?"
The bountiful horse laughs and Braun shenanigans made this an instant classic
Golden and Swimmy being such pals for Spanish Civil War is unfathomably wholesome.
YOU DIDNT THINK IM AN IDIOT BEFORE?!
NO! I DIDNT!?
WELL THATS ON YOU!
i love peef! his laugh is great!
Literally the winged hasuars
Easily the funniest Video in quite a while.
But also: Did the Allies win in the end? Looks like Denmark is free there and snaking to Berlin.
the Soivets pushed them back hard and Northern France was being taken so i think so. That also means Golden won a game
Yes I saw it live, axis surrendered
@@zacharyhobia159Golden won? Impossible
"Do not jump down my throat, young man."
Golden actually winning
Me: A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
Its nice to see Golden doing well and having fun in that first bit
Golden actually won that game. USSR Golden actually pushed back Germany…
probably my favourite hoi4 mp video so far, laughed my ass off for 10 minutes straight. Bit sad we didn't quite get to see the full scope of the Indian meatgrinder tho, but still fantastic
Wasn't much of an Indian meat grinder. It was over within 1-2 months. You saw basically everything
@@Bokoen1 damn 2 months? XD
Entire US manpower pool down the drain in 2 months, me thinks FDR isn't getting reelected
I think Peef and College are my favorite players in these games, they're just the funniest and the most light hearted
This was an awesome episode, absolutely hilarious!
New Zeland officer: They have encircled us, we have to retreat!!
Australian officer: Retrear?!? We don't know what that means. The Australians will die standing!
never another gallipoli
If you gave the mechs to Braun he surely would have winged hussard D-day and India and saved the game
Peef's just the guy in the group project that says he'll do his part, doesn't do it, and then blames the people who worked for the bad grade.
I read the intro: "Oh. Braun's playing Poland."
2 minutes in, Braun: "Can you send me tanks and mech?"
This must've been a weird game. Somehow they managed to lose India and most of the Pacific war but still control the Mediterranean sea and commene multiple D-day style attacks by 1942 to win the European theater.
I found that as long as Hawaii stands then Japan can’t win for the axis’s.
Poland in MP is so rare but always so much fun when it's there
Bo really found himself an out for having his units completely mispositioned. 13 divisions on Ceylon?
I mean I straight up ask where do you want them and we decide on putting them on Ceylon.
Not like he knew something you didn't. "to follow bad advice is to make a bad decision" - sun tzu on listening to minors
Ah I remember this. My first stream from you guys I caught live. I was watching the Spanish Civil War from Golden’s perspective and it was amazing. Didn’t watch the rest of the game though and I always did wonder how things turned out...
0:40 best thing is in Spain we actually joke about Madrid having (no) coast
This is one of the funniest videos so far
Perfidious Bo once again undermining Peef
7:53 my ears have been blessed by these heavenly sounds
I’ve seen enough Bo videos, that I can tell on instinct when one video is a new one or if it’s one I’ve watched before.
That is to say, I watch too much Bo.
I got HoI4 because of your videos, and oh my gosh is there a lot to learn. I hope someday I can become as good as y'all.
Millenium Dawn MP?
between this and brap trap I have hugely been enjoying the bokoen extended universe's crackhead arc
this was a great episode
i love the outro "big bucks on Bokoen''s channel"
Am I the only person who just realized that Golden is actually Brazilian?
Peefs laugh Singled handling heals my heart
I watched this, every single second without looking away. I remember nothing. What kind of video is this 😭😭
golden having a real portuguese moment
Peef golden dressel college idk who these men are but they are funny
Braun psychologically torturing bo for mechs that will have zero game impact
Honestly with all the mods getting updatet and the new supply system of the dlc I wish I could play in one of the Bokoen Mulltiplayer games.
Great vid
swimmy, braun, peef and golden in the same team. this can only go well
Give Braun mechanized!!!
this is all well and good but... Did braun ever get his mech?
I have no idea what's going on but they seem to have fun which is nice
I feel like India might have held if you had just given Braun the Mechanized.
Peef downfall. Cue the Hitler in denial clip
peef is simply a agent of chaos
The sudden football commentary lmao
Bo's mates seem like simultaneously the best and absolute fucking worst people to be around, ever.
"I've been building medium tanks since I capitulated, I now have 3 medium tanks"
For a moment, I was only watching the speech balloons and countryballs, and for that moment, I believed Golden had done the impossible. That Golden was beating Barbarossa.
Accurate depiction of USA during WW2: The singular adult trying to corral and organize a bunch of goblins running around trying to not die to the Germans or Japanese
In OWB a river makes a tile coastal
Peef officially joined the cult of golden and dressel
Ironic considering Golden basically won by pushing Germany making the Axis surrender.
1:51
he sounds like mike wazowski
Just give him Newfoundland, Bo!
Maybe sometime modern day mp?
That would be cool buy MD is too laggy
It’s gross enough in single player lol
but*
@@echo5327 true but they can maybe make an uptimized mod
A DESERT IS HALF A BEACH
Hey Bo, happy Austism awareness day.
Your inclusion of people on the spectrum is so commendable.
This is why peef is my favorite guy
I think Braun needs his Mech
Ah yes, the Brazilian speaking SPANISH ahduahduwa
*Speaking retard 😂
8:31 no text in the bubble lol
My eye!
Prequel to the man in the high castle
What is this a golden won game
The Allies somehow landing in Germany and defeating them despite being incompetent as heck really confused me