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Daniel Beeson I used to know people who faked depression. And I can’t believe I wasted 3 years of my life trying to help them with their fake condition
@@nicolestoughton2986 if someone isn't happy, that doesn't automatically make them depressed. Most likely they have some other personality disorder, or something else wrong with their life which makes them crave attention. There are a lot of people who are genuinely depressed, but unless they have been diagnosed with it, a little scepticism is always good. But just a little.
Yo local meme dealer and a great guy in a different place I gotta is a good day for me and I can get it done for you sure you know that I love ya I know you know that we love you so so sorry I cannot I wanna know that we love you so so sorry I forgot you had to go get back with you and I wanna know how you gonna was that you like to me I wanna was the way you got to me and my brother was like oh god I’m sorry that you don’t know how to
I don’t want you guys gonna I was gonna was a day and a lot more than you did before you left and then you were just sitting there thinking you were just going out and I just got home from the house I just got to the school so I gotta is a way to get my dog to get out and then I go get back with my dog I just got to the house I just got home and I’m going on to get a shower I’ll take a look at the dog stuff in and get them and get some mine done I gotta is a way I wanna know I wanna is a way I wanna know I
As a blind man, I love this channel. I love jokes, but can’t see these “memes” I had a stranger on a subway scribe this for me. It’s the only channel that repeats the joke 4 times!!!
@Cakes Love Me No, he's grammatically correct. "Scribe" is another way to say that something has been written down, as in how the comment was typed. See www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scribe?
12:40 Damien this actually happened, a fewseconds after the minister said:"I now pronouce you Husband and Wife" the couple immediatly grabbed their phones to update their Facebook Status.
Doesn’t everyone hate the fact that like every subreddit is getting slowly creeped in by the “phones are the devil and it’s taken over our world” but they upload it... using a phone XD
The first one is true except it’s more like having no merch for something you like and seeing someone who has every piece of merch for the thing and you feel like you aren’t considered a real fan.
10:25 why is Damien now Chills
what are you talking about damien has always been chills
*w h a t*
Lmao
@@EmKay hi.. i love your vids man.. you probly wont see this but keep up the good work! i watch your vids daily and would like to continue!
EmKay Just came here from your latest vid. Love you my guy!
Slazo: Remember. it's comedy cemetery. You can't laugh at jokes.
Damien: Okay, sure.
Also Damien: *W H E E Z E*
He technically didnt laugh
@@forgotten_gaming87 1:12
He laughs at the jokes, not with the jokes
@@michaelg8841 yeah jokes mostly don't laugh
@@forgotten_gaming87 0:00
The line between comedy cemetary and comedy heaven is even thinner than cursed and blessed images
The line between cursed and blessed comments is called blursed comments
Same goes for comedyheaven and bruhmoment.
And r/thathappened and r/quityourbullshit
Theres no 'a' in 'cemetery'
We've got r/blursedimages now we need r/comedyheavmetery
“He has a little updog on his shirt”
“What’s a shirt?”
“Ligma balls”
I laughed a little harder than I should’ve.
Yo, waddup dog
Same I'm dying
me too, that was comedy heaven because it was random
Creep3r 2016 what’s a shirt
@@Clumsy_the_24 yes
- I have a PHD.
- What do you mean exactly with PHD?
- Purple Haze Distortion, suckers! _kills all of them_
Is that a JoJo refrence or a music refrence,i genuinly cant tell
@@seauqis I mean, JoJo names are references to music, so I guess it's both.
The fact that Damien laughs at these bad memes just shows that he puts the fun in funeral.
We all come here to hear Damian's squeaky dog toy laugh
Its so cute aaa
Some of the jokes are boomer jokes
Fun Fact:
Damien goes to the comedy cemetery so that he can learn to do bad jokes, as that is the only way he will stop laughing at his own jokes
He needs to learn?
@@finisterre2415 Even after the universe ends, there is still an odd echoing 'hahhahaha'.
When a sad rap song comes on
Nobody:
People with fake depression: this is so relatable
Daniel Beeson I used to know people who faked depression. And I can’t believe I wasted 3 years of my life trying to help them with their fake condition
Ughh especially you know your right by nirvana 😡😡😡😡😡😡
not here to argue, simply pointing out that genuinely happy people dont fake that shit. Ya know what happens when we assume.
Nicole Stoughton oh yes they do they fake it all the time, and they self diagnose
@@nicolestoughton2986 if someone isn't happy, that doesn't automatically make them depressed.
Most likely they have some other personality disorder, or something else wrong with their life which makes them crave attention.
There are a lot of people who are genuinely depressed, but unless they have been diagnosed with it, a little scepticism is always good. But just a little.
The shadows aren’t circles, nothing on a screen is a circle. For it is a bunch of tiny tiny squares
kecske2k
I- don’t think that’s how it works
*laughs in the new telescope.
its still technicly a circle, dont hate me tho i said technicly
Hmmmmmm
was going to like but this has 69 likes.
10:34
When you realise that Thanos ripped Cap's shield apart
Impossible
Damien: **laughs at the meme**
Also Damien: no it is not funny
I'm 69th likes.
@@jonanjohahn1680 Did we ask? Do we care? Does it matter? No, No and No.
R/wooooosh
@@monke3387 lmao
Unfunny joke: *exists*
EmKay: *high pitched demonic Laugh*
Yo local meme dealer and a great guy in a different place I gotta is a good day for me and I can get it done for you sure you know that I love ya I know you know that we love you so so sorry I cannot I wanna know that we love you so so sorry I forgot you had to go get back with you and I wanna know how you gonna was that you like to me I wanna was the way you got to me and my brother was like oh god I’m sorry that you don’t know how to
@@mindlessactor29 you got stroked
dar com I was actually just pressing random words on autocorrect
dar com for example
I don’t want you guys gonna I was gonna was a day and a lot more than you did before you left and then you were just sitting there thinking you were just going out and I just got home from the house I just got to the school so I gotta is a way to get my dog to get out and then I go get back with my dog I just got to the house I just got home and I’m going on to get a shower I’ll take a look at the dog stuff in and get them and get some mine done I gotta is a way I wanna know I wanna is a way I wanna know I
2:07 I assume it's that meme where black men stand behind a couch a woman is sitting on. Am I correct?
robert lupa yes
how did you know that,what kind of knowlegde do you have???
@@chillcult1613 nugget
not a woman, a girl
I thought it was the coffin dance meme at one point
The quarantine has led to looking through the records. Stay inside, friends!
"What is the biggest planet on earth"
We've never seen such intelligence before
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access GO AND TERRORIZE CIVILLIANS
"What if we used 100% of our brains?"
Its the Sun you idiot
@@nobody37 lmao
@@nobody37 *smart*
As a blind man, I love this channel. I love jokes, but can’t see these “memes” I had a stranger on a subway scribe this for me. It’s the only channel that repeats the joke 4 times!!!
@Cakes Love Me No, he's grammatically correct. "Scribe" is another way to say that something has been written down, as in how the comment was typed. See www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/scribe?
this guy is blind, he can't read what you type like ;-;
@@spicymint437 bruh yes he can, there is a setting on your phone that makes a robot voice say out loud whatever you're touching on your screen
@@dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf oh, thanks for the correction ^-^
@@spicymint437 np
Best comeback for the “there’s a U in stupid”, There ain’t a U in smart
savage
Boki32 Just doin my job of throwin’ insults
Scout Studios thanks
look behind you there is a spy
CATO MINE Medic’s a spy!
I'm convinced that Damien is the only person on earth who could make r/ComedyCemetery seem funny.
“Flesh bois”
-Damien
“The cheetah can stay in place for 8 hours.”
...
...
...
That’s a leopard.
Finally!!!!
Yes I’m not alone.
Lmao i just commented this should have scrolled through first
Yes.
They couldn't get the cheetah to the spot they wanted because it hadn't been 8 hours yet.
me who does not understand the colorcode joke: oww
me thinking: oh wait gan-
me :not wanting to understand it
PLEASE EXPLAINE
you know the black dudes with the white girl meme?
@@qrbital9861 #000000 is hex code for black and #ffffff is hex for white
@Juan Cortez Muro no fuck you
@Juan Cortez Muro no you ain't
12:40 Damien this actually happened, a fewseconds after the minister said:"I now pronouce you Husband and Wife" the couple immediatly grabbed their phones to update their Facebook Status.
Link to......anything??????
Are...are you being serious
Yes I am, just search online there are enough examples
"If abbey road was released today" If it actually was released today it would only have ringo and paul.
11:56 people who can actually sleep the normal amount: * laughing maniacally in the corner
That person who made the color code jokes is going places.
I really hate that I understood the joke without any knowledge of color codes
@Juan Cortez Muro more like 600+ away and dont even have a video xd
@xemo vermanen big oof
@Juan Cortez Muro Bud you need a different kinda help. Especially in the "Socially Accepted Behavior" department.
I don't get it
Some of them looks like from r/iam14andthisisdeep
The one at 11:08 is a pretty decent joke too - it doesn't belong in a cemetery.
You're thinking about zombies, aren't you.
Juan Cortez Muro
Hey how about you shut up
@Juan Cortez Muro not only you are a liar but a spammer
Juan Cortez Muro eat shit
5:56 The actual dub in Spanish is actually "yo soy Groot".
Do you guys want to hear a bad joke?
You thought it was a bad joke, but it was me! DIO- wait, no- GIORNO!
I.... I don't understand
VVV rea it’s a JoJo reference :)
@@ayanamii5334 aaaaaah I hear of that
@@qwerty10384 Giorno's theme intensifies
@@awesomebluegeneral6446 _spongebob theme intensifies_
I swear Damien is the only genuinely funny emkay narrator, he can make anything funny
5:45 “I need you are help fam” is what it says
Bruh
Literally any joke:
Damien: W H E E Z E
*A Woman Shot Her Husband Because He Stepped On Her freshly Mopped Floor*
I’m Not Surprised
That part just played
1:12 when you get a squeaky toy
“The cheetah can stay in place for 8 hours” Thats a leopard....
Everybody talking about how Damien says "available" but, holy shit, listens to how he says "neutrality" 6:52
"Newtreerality"
neutr
e̡ea͟lţy͞
Newt reeality
The last I was this early the hand in Emkay’s
Profile picture was a baby hand
Wait wut
GD Runny r/woooosh
Not now @@artaps3757
I already sense the:
"FIRST NOTIFICATION SQUAD"
comments
3:18 As a British person myself, this is almost correct. It has to be 50 cuppas per hour
7:39 my favourite line
Title: r/Comedycemetary
First meme: Emkay: *wheeze*
Damien at a funny joke: ...
Damien at his own joke: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 *wheezez*
Comedy Cemetery
Damian on first clip: WHEEZE
1:26 The "duh" is so funny. Because it has double meaning. It could mean "obviously" or the lyrics of the song
1:56 I was drinking water while watching this and it went all out
BRO IM EARLY GIVE ME USELESS INTERNET POINTS
"UIP +100!"
"You can now afford a funny name!!"
@@AhmedEx1. BrO I nEEd MoRE KaRMa
Wait a second...
no
Gay = happy
I'M THE 69TH LIKE! NICE
12:46
That’s a lie. Me and my friends go like this:
“Jshswkbdhsu”
“Hejandywuwh”
“Hehwjdbeuwiz”
We also had to kick someone out for not being strange.
R/wooooooooooooooooooosh
He’s stealing my brain cells!
Mary B gabe 😂
i know
Juan Cortez Muro here bro a sub 👍
0:43 I mean, humans ARE probably one of the most dangerous animals if you think about it.
4:29 huuuu this is just wow a very outstanding move🤣🔥
Damiens laugh is golden and needs to be stored 😂
“A cheetah can stay in place for 12 hours”
Me: that’s a leopard but ok
Donald Donahue 8 hours* the gamer can stay in place for 12
@@scrubbdaddy i can stay in my room for up to 72
Donald Donahue damn dude that takes skill
They couldn't get the cheetah to the spot they wanted because it hadn't been 8 hours yet.
Good one bro
I'm going to laugh
Every now and then damien gets possessed by the spirit of chills
2:06 it's,, observe'' meme with crab
Huh
O b s e r v e
Bad joke:
No one:
Not a soul:
Damian: wHeEzE
Sigh
@@jdintheplacetobe7412 unzips
@@abdelkaderbennaoum3882 n0
Hell yeah! I got 69 likes!
@@jeremypitchardneedshelp7706 I'm sorry, little one
"It's the Piper Perry, Em... yeah"
Damien being a man of culture.
Doesn’t everyone hate the fact that like every subreddit is getting slowly creeped in by the “phones are the devil and it’s taken over our world” but they upload it... using a phone XD
0:25
Me, a hardcore fan: *internally screaming*
2:10 I feel you
People say"no circles in minecraft,"
They say"its a bad game because of that"
But they do not know, that the shadows are circles!
That thumbnail is comedyheaven material idk what you're talking about EmKay
The answer is "yo soy groot"
Youre welcome.
Sorry Emkay can’t watch the video, I was watching emkay
1:49 Damien you had a gigantic chance to say mathster
6:14 I saw that as a card at my local store.
"r/Comedycemetary"
First post was gold
Good one
I'm going to laugh bro
The last one was the one that got me.
Damien: Damien Noises
Gru: Gru noises
Ethan: Ethan noises
bro that is good
i got her ein 30 seconds
This just kinda feels like regular memes with the occasional dead memes
1:15 There is an Alexa NEXT TO ME, and she replied Lmao.
I'd dab on that grave, faster than i'd clip a logan paul diss track.
Not funny didnt laugh.
You didn’t even watch the video
@@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 he talkin bout the topic
Lol bet you didnt watch the whole thing λ
@@gorgeousfreeman4836 bet ya didn't read the reply
Razormarks oh ok
5:40 Can't believe Einstein misspelled Your.....
Zombie apocalypse irl actually looks like a bunch of people buying toilet paper
Cheetah: "I can stay in place for 8 hours."
Gamer: "I can stay in place for 12 hours."
Me: "Are you challenging me? I can stay in place for 2 weeks."
If you hold your breath for long enough, you can stay in place until someone finds you
"Do you even leviosa?"
Damn...
3:24 This was sincerely the face my classmates made, even the ones I've known for years, when I said shut up. That shows how much I was shy.
Sniff sniff*. I S M E L L G A M E R G I R L F E E T
Emkay: Laughs
Everyone: You weren't supposed to do that.
Comedy Cemetery:
Girl: Hey my Dad died.
Boy: I wanna know who cares?
*SAVAGE*
8:24 wasn't expecting that...
(And as someone who knows Hebrew i can't understand why Google translate did that...)
Lol me too
*lil pump comes on*
Nobody:
People who say their born in the wrong generation: tHiS sUcKs! PuT oN eMiNeM!
lil pump has great meme potential, especially i shyne.
M&M is still good tho but different colors don't change the flavour
No,
Rap sucks give me some QUEEN and high quality Freddie Mercury content!
This sub is agony
I like how Emkay actually knew the name of the “actress” 😂😂
7:22
"Harry Spotter And The Chamber Of Gains."
Harry: goblet of fire
Ron : order of the phenix
@@shaw_the_gaming_wf2156 You mean
Goblet of burns
order of the dumbells
@@drypedyxplaysgames9341 lol yeah 🤣😂
4:57 my dad walked in and started laughing
My ears fell off when he said natural wrong
Damien’s chills voice is such a treasure and I live to hear it
Me at 1:00 ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME? Also me at 0:55 ARE YOU ChoLlEnGunG meh?
0:00 bruh, i feel like that every time i hear trumpete in music
Savage!! 😂😂
___________________
Me trying to make any jokes
r/comedycemetery
his titles are slowly becoming more periods than commas
4:20 niiiiiiice, very nice
The first one is true except it’s more like having no merch for something you like and seeing someone who has every piece of merch for the thing and you feel like you aren’t considered a real fan.
When you said those shadows were circles, look at the out line, THERE CUBE'S
Thumbnail: Harry Spotter
Me: *hears creepy I seeeeee youuuuuuu*
Also me: *burns the house down*
Aiden's vlogs what
@@indigothepacifist1617 oml nothing
3:54 ok, i like the channel’s videos, but why, just why tf is the gun blurred out?
because he would get demonitized if he showed guns
Emkay: This is not funny
Also Emkay after seeing a meme in r/Comedycemetery: *WHEEEZE*
I just realized why vibranium is so rare, Nokia's are made of condensed vibranium
That "cheetah" one upsets my unnecessarily because the picture was of a leopard