Dragonball Evolution (2009) MOVIE REACTION!!

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  • @MrGrim504
    @MrGrim504 5 лет назад +1532

    Fun fact: the writer of the script, ben ramsey, wrote a formal apology letter to all the fans..lol

    • @WiseGaines
      @WiseGaines 5 лет назад +16

      Mr Grim any links or proof lol

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 лет назад +44

      I get reinterpreting but they clearly wanted to make their own story so they can get more profits..if they followed the manag story while cliche to do so and kinda lame honestly akira would get a lot of the so called profits off this film so they wrote around that and why should we watch the actual series just in live action?..we wanted something new but this yeah not this...

    • @the-NightStar
      @the-NightStar 5 лет назад +131

      The sad thing is, Ben Ramsey's original script, most of which they THREW OUT, had more to do with the actual Dragon Ball than this did. He never saw the final movie, he just knows everyone hates it. But if they went with his ACTUAL script instead of rewriting it... people might have hated this, but they would have disliked it LESS.

    • @ExodiaTheD1HATER
      @ExodiaTheD1HATER 4 года назад +13

      @kupis1408 deathnote movie was horrible but had more to do with manga than dbe ever did same with attack on titan live action may have been horrible but had things from the manga

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +2

      Still feels like they tried to make a dragonballz movie with piccolo as the villian instead of raditz or vageta or nappa.

  • @unversedhero6028
    @unversedhero6028 5 лет назад +1550

    Eric: "It literally can't get worse."
    Patreon: "So which one do we pick next, Netflix's Death Note or do we have them go see Cats in the theater?"

    • @shawntucker7455
      @shawntucker7455 5 лет назад +73

      They should watch Netflix's Death Note then the actual Live Action Japanese DN

    • @roguejacket
      @roguejacket 5 лет назад +33

      I personally thought death note was a decent telling where light was being tempted to being a villain by those around him, and ryuk was the real villain who kept pushing everyone down the path. For it becoming a short american telling, it was good with all the characters losing at the end for entertainment.

    • @WraithWTF
      @WraithWTF 5 лет назад +27

      I kinda want to see them have to deal with something like Birdemic...but that might fall into "cruel and unusual punishment"

    • @untouchable7024
      @untouchable7024 4 года назад +7

      @HHF Electronic ew

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +3

      Any one seen the live action bleach movie?

  • @joejames1794
    @joejames1794 5 лет назад +872

    Eric is the face of us as an entire fandom when we think about this film.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 лет назад +4

      as a teen I hated the film but a few years ago I started to respect it now as a hardcore og dragonball adult that watched the show in dub six times subbed twice watched z gt super dubbed and subbed and read the manga...its not that bad if you take away a few parts forget its dragonball and just watch it as a film..its a b movie and its enjoyable in parts..theres some really bad parts sadly but its not a 0/10 film..more like a 3/10..its watchable mostly...its just a bad dragonball film...its not horrible though..its a little boring and hard to follow story wise...I get it we all hate when they take a title we know and make us mad ruin it and we have to watch it because of the connection to something we enjoy but like just try to forget that and think about it on its own merit...its still meh but hey I don't hate it...it doesn't ruin the actual series and in some ways it made super exist cause it was such a bad taste in everyone's mouths...I think dragonball z fans expected it to be less og dragonball cause ya'll didn't watch anything but z growing up...lets be real..og and gt and even super for many of you is like no thanks just z...its a nostalgia thing...

    • @joejames1794
      @joejames1794 5 лет назад +7

      Asmosis Jones it’s a film that changes soo many things about the source material.

    • @zulawoo
      @zulawoo 5 лет назад +14

      I actually managed to forget this horrible shit even existed.
      On IMDB it's even #17 of worst movies of ALL time.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад

      @@joejames1794 i agree...i'm just playing devils advocate coming at it from an unbiased adult new perspective is all...like its bad from a dragonball fans pov but just try to ignore that and watch the parts that work like roshi piccolo bulma and yamcha ...I get it the script and actors can be horrible but sometimes if you forget its dragonball and just imagine its not related to the source material it can be enjoyable in a campy b movie type way...its fun in the middle to the end of the 2nd half...the first third outside of a little bit with roshi and bulma is awful i agree like unwatchable bad so like 30% is terrible but the rest of the film is not that bad ..its not good really maybe like 10% of the film is even slightly above average and works but its not a pos like some pretend...I don't get why they made their own story up either like it clearly was their downfall cause like how hard would it be to copy the arcs or you know the training/tournament like a mortal combat type film and set up a trilogy that way...the story is already written just copy it and people will watch enjoy and support it..the hermit training/tien stuff can be put into one film and tell a great story on its own..we don't need to go to piccolo or set it up ...just have a little intro og goku narrating that hes looking for roshi then he finds him meets kururin trains goes to the tournament and we see tien there a rival school student and bam movie is mostly written for you like a classic martial arts film and you can have the master vs goku fight as well put into the tournament before the kururin goku or tien goku fights..pretty simple

    • @An_Average_Idiot
      @An_Average_Idiot 4 года назад

      Asmosis Jones from what I heard, the guy who did it just did the movie for a paycheck. They didn't even know DB had such a large fanbase and history.

  • @Ultimaniacx4
    @Ultimaniacx4 Год назад +144

    "But what about the Dragon Balls?"
    "Fuck you."
    Perfect summary of this movie.

  • @IsykickI
    @IsykickI 5 лет назад +2836

    Eric's face throughout this whole video is priceless.

    • @colbyuetake130
      @colbyuetake130 5 лет назад +138

      He looks like hes about to strangle the TV

    • @syd.a.m
      @syd.a.m 5 лет назад +26

      i.imgur.com/ZntpkkB.png

    • @roguechevelle
      @roguechevelle 5 лет назад +55

      Yep. I watch Chris Stuckmann's channel too. He had this as the worst movie ever to him since it came out, for a long time now 10 years. He just saw Cats, he said it replaced Dragon Ball Evolution as worst movie ever. I feel your pain though Eric.

    • @cranappledanndy
      @cranappledanndy 5 лет назад +34

      Something happens
      Eric: >:(

    • @craigime
      @craigime 5 лет назад +1

      why is your comment a week old?

  • @comicscookingmore8113
    @comicscookingmore8113 5 лет назад +798

    Oh the horror
    As honest trailer once said " America's greatest insult to Japanese culture after Hiroshima"

    • @bipstymcbipste5641
      @bipstymcbipste5641 5 лет назад +50

      Since Hiroshima.

    • @comicscookingmore8113
      @comicscookingmore8113 5 лет назад +20

      @@bipstymcbipste5641 👍

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 4 года назад +10

      So it's worse than nagasaki? Yeah that makes sense

    • @Steamlazer
      @Steamlazer 4 года назад +9

      @@dragonlord3376 honestly, it's worse than Hiroshima too

    • @S4IF616
      @S4IF616 3 года назад +7

      RIP to all brothers and sisters who die in Hiroshima and Nagasaki 🙏🙏
      Also usa sucks

  • @acetrainer44
    @acetrainer44 5 лет назад +391

    lol 22:34 "Wait, we got to a volcano?"
    "Yeah, they were in the desert, they got in a hole, and they drilled through to this...keep up Aaron."
    There's so much salt in Eric's voice, and I love it

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +35

      The average viewer of this movie "what is going on?"

    • @jackcarpenter1132
      @jackcarpenter1132 Год назад +2

      He said "drove," not "drilled," which is even funnier

  • @WraithWTF
    @WraithWTF 5 лет назад +165

    "He committed more atrocities than Ramsey Bolton." Dammit Rick, that made me spit coffee all over my laptop

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +2

      I do not get this I keep thinking of the chef.

    • @thatonepsycho5157
      @thatonepsycho5157 4 года назад +5

      @@loganshaw9198 Ramsey Bolton is a character from A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones.
      He's also a unrepentant scumbag who considers his screentime wasted if he doesn't make another pass over the Moral Event Horizon.

  • @thesmilingtitan
    @thesmilingtitan 5 лет назад +642

    6:54
    "This isn't Goku. Goku doesn't give a shit. "
    This literally explains whats wrong with the movie 🤣

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 года назад +51

      Which is why i love goku. He didn't even know what marriage is.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 года назад +47

      goku is ignorant fun loving self motivated and not vain...the movie makes him go to school complain needs to be horny to get motivated and to top it all off he is very vain...wow totally missed the point of his character there guys..

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +17

      Only spot on one was master Roshi.

    • @lilterrestrial
      @lilterrestrial 3 года назад +19

      @@loganshaw9198 master roshi was handled surprisingly well. it’s like that’s the only character they knew abt when making this movie

    • @saloni22815
      @saloni22815 3 года назад

      Yss

  • @apassionatenerd.3564
    @apassionatenerd.3564 4 года назад +74

    Highlight:
    25:21
    Calvin: _"Side Quest Time!"_
    Aaron: "What about the Dragon Balls?"
    Eric: *"Fuck you."*

  • @zaxzumu4605
    @zaxzumu4605 5 лет назад +601

    The fact that the writer/director issued an apology to fans for making this is more entertaining than the movie in general.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 лет назад +13

      gokus character always confident happy go lucky a little cocky at times but gets his come upings for it when its a comedic scene or he goes overboard but always sees the glass half full..hes an alien after all....little self doubt..more just doubt with his impossible situation...writer: lets make goku every other whiny self doubting loser kid..thats relateable right?..me: no his character is summed up by a filler movie moment ...me: in the metal cooler film dub goku literally laughs about the odds vs an army of cooler's when they struggled to beat even one saying well guess we got no choice but to try and says its been nice knowing you vegeta jokingly...thats goku's character

    • @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
      @thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 4 года назад +11

      They’re not sorry enough to give back the money though.

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 3 года назад +12

      @@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522 the movie already lost money what more do you want?

    • @Zaiqahal
      @Zaiqahal 3 года назад +1

      Just a writer. Not the director. The director is a piece of shit who couldn't give a fuck.

    • @multiverse_media2023
      @multiverse_media2023 2 года назад

      Apology NOT ACCEPTED!!!! See you HFIL, James Wong!
      KamehameHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  • @shadowapple8890
    @shadowapple8890 5 лет назад +168

    Fun fact: The screenwriter would later admit that he knew virtually nothing about Dragon Ball and would publicly apologize for his role in how bad the film was.

    • @theirishviking9278
      @theirishviking9278 5 лет назад +2

      Now imagine if Disney made it now
      They actually seem to care about what they adapt... Outside of one thing which they retconed some what

    • @Goomyx1492
      @Goomyx1492 5 лет назад +2

      And not one single person involved in this entire movie with access to the screenplay said that the screenplay was extremely bad/inaccurate. UGH

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +4

      Ya when they get the martial arts and powers wrong you had to know it would be bad.

    • @Agent-57
      @Agent-57 Год назад +2

      @@theirishviking9278 Can't wait for them to race swap Goku and make Vegeta a princess.

    • @Irohdad
      @Irohdad Год назад

      ​@@Agent-57all hail Princess Vegeta and Princess Trunks 😁

  • @exessen1684
    @exessen1684 5 лет назад +1872

    Rename this video "Eric suffering for our enjoyment"

    • @Kolbeck64
      @Kolbeck64 5 лет назад +37

      this movie is so bad that i skipped parts of the reaction

    • @drew1429
      @drew1429 5 лет назад +6

      It was pretty funny
      Also what's up once again Exessen :D

    • @DeltaDrifter2201
      @DeltaDrifter2201 5 лет назад +29

      He wasn't the only one who suffered having to see scenes from this again..... But mad respect to Eric for surviving the entire movie once again.

    • @UthredRagnarson233
      @UthredRagnarson233 5 лет назад +2

      @@Kolbeck64 Yes, I know how you felt

    • @razkable
      @razkable 5 лет назад

      typical American fans: we like dragonball but we don't want to watch the og series or gt ever.....or even super unless its dubbed...but not the other series..but we will watch this!

  • @chivalrousboykey1190
    @chivalrousboykey1190 5 лет назад +80

    Eric faces are a mix of rage, laughter, and lack of patience with the movie LOL

  • @morrison5106
    @morrison5106 5 лет назад +825

    fun fact for everyone only good thing that came out of this movie was the actor that played piccolo got voice zamasu in the english for dragonball super

    • @wyatttingle2590
      @wyatttingle2590 5 лет назад +20

      No way

    • @14aqib
      @14aqib 5 лет назад +87

      @@wyatttingle2590 James Marsters didn't enjoy the movie either

    • @PierceArner
      @PierceArner 5 лет назад +133

      James Marsters is a great dude and also genuinely _loves_ Piccolo's character as a fan, so I'm really glad that he got to contribute to Dragonball outside of just this movie.

    • @alibrennan5977
      @alibrennan5977 5 лет назад +2

      Crimson5106 😳really?

    • @lordagentm3211
      @lordagentm3211 5 лет назад +21

      Best way to redeem himself from this awful movie but the only thing I like was Master Roshi 👍

  • @Frazzled_mkm
    @Frazzled_mkm 5 лет назад +64

    Dragon ball Evolution summed up in one statement:
    Eric: (In tears) "There is no Krillan"

  • @EVIRGO9
    @EVIRGO9 5 лет назад +1417

    Movie so bad you can’t even get a copyright strike 😂😂

    • @user-xp2ux6jz6x
      @user-xp2ux6jz6x 5 лет назад +18

      LPTLY that a good one

    • @sagetheassassin3192
      @sagetheassassin3192 5 лет назад +20

      Got em

    • @K-wars
      @K-wars 5 лет назад +183

      Cause no company wants to admit they own this movie

    • @baibhavraj8381
      @baibhavraj8381 5 лет назад +17

      Lol this funny af😂

    • @DeltaDrifter2201
      @DeltaDrifter2201 5 лет назад +23

      Even the copyright system wants to stay away from this monstrosity and shit stain made by the human race....

  • @DizzyDilemaLIVE
    @DizzyDilemaLIVE 5 лет назад +39

    30:23 Eric”there is no krillin” lightly sobs

  • @ValterTH10
    @ValterTH10 5 лет назад +438

    Eric looked like he was having fun laughing at a bad movie with his friends for about 1/3 but then he just was so done and slowly started bulding his rage until he finally went super saiyan by the end. Thank you, Eric. Your suffering was our enjoyment. I just wish Shane could be here to take some of the burden of you lmao.
    Edit: Oh man, you do know about the psp game. TeamFourStar actually did a playtrough of that during one of their DBCembers. Its so fucking funny. Like, Bulma's last name in that for some reason is... Enchanto. I. Shit. You. NOT.

    • @thedirkiestdigg4050
      @thedirkiestdigg4050 5 лет назад +14

      I actually had that when I was younger. One kid that had a PSP as well wanted to trade for it so he gave me 3 or 4 games for it. Best trade I have ever made.

    • @dvader518
      @dvader518 5 лет назад +7

      I actually have it.
      And there are two versions of Piccolo: regular and Neo in an exclusive storyline.
      Neo Piccolo has a hood.
      Also, Goku was voiced by Yuri Löwenthal in that.

    • @ValterTH10
      @ValterTH10 5 лет назад +1

      @@dvader518 Oh god.... why...

    • @dvader518
      @dvader518 5 лет назад

      ValterTH10 Are you asking why I got it? Because I wanted to.

    • @ValterTH10
      @ValterTH10 5 лет назад +3

      @@dvader518 Nah, i was just contemplating that fact. This movie and all that it spawned is truly amazing on its own way.

  • @diego3
    @diego3 5 лет назад +159

    Aaron: Why they did that?
    Eric: "BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THAT'S WHY"
    😂 😂 😂 😂 I love Eric

  • @eternalposer1955
    @eternalposer1955 5 лет назад +239

    I love how astonished Rick was. He just couldn't wrap his head around this train wreck.

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +20

      The plot "its everywhere its everywhere"

  • @george_91
    @george_91 5 лет назад +92

    Eric's expression when aaron said this will be his first introduction to Dragonball is the best.

  • @natefontana617
    @natefontana617 5 лет назад +548

    Dragon Ball Evolution is like Fight Club, we don’t talk about it....... ever

    • @thecoolformula1198
      @thecoolformula1198 5 лет назад +3

      Nate Fontana Nice lol

    • @richardlaw913
      @richardlaw913 5 лет назад +2

      We have to live it again but i love blind wave to much not to watch it "rick voice" daaammit

    • @forastero54321
      @forastero54321 5 лет назад +3

      But we do vote for youtubers to watch it. 😁

    • @souvikbose8583
      @souvikbose8583 5 лет назад +1

      we pretend that it doesn't exist

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад

      Ya that rule is so broken by now.

  • @ImpeccableZentertainment
    @ImpeccableZentertainment 5 лет назад +61

    Erics hair by the end of this was completely indicative of his mood

  • @HarrisonHrd
    @HarrisonHrd 5 лет назад +232

    Chris stuckmann walks up with a shot gun
    Me: no no...let them suffer, they have to see this for themselves

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 3 года назад +42

    40:50 Eric's glare at the Boys was epic.

  • @heatherzalme1219
    @heatherzalme1219 5 лет назад +253

    Erics reaction is the best throughout this reaction....I couldn't stop laughing.

    • @philipkay8372
      @philipkay8372 4 года назад +7

      I'm literally just watching his face thru this trainwreck of a movie

  • @philipkay8372
    @philipkay8372 4 года назад +173

    "Why isnt Goku japanese?"
    The more I watch Rick the more I like him lol

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 года назад +27

      Because he isn't. He's alien.

    • @Reader999
      @Reader999 4 года назад +3

      @@raam726 Who happens to look sorta japanese or have some few characteristics

    • @UmarTahir
      @UmarTahir 3 года назад +23

      @@raam726 Lol if you asked Toriyama in 1984 if Goku was an alien, he would have no idea what you're talking about 😅 Goku was originally designed as a very strange Japanese boy with a tail.
      I mean, look at Tien. He has 3 eyes, but he's human. So Goku could pass as human too

    • @ValyrianSteel00
      @ValyrianSteel00 3 года назад +3

      @@Reader999: No... No he does not. 😂 WTF? Any characteristics he had would have been picked up from being in that culture. Otherwise, Sayians are extremely different in nature. Smh! Goku only became who he was from hitting his head and causing a change in behavior. Case Closed!

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 3 года назад +20

      @@raam726 Superman is an alien as well, but you don't see people having any problems with him being white

  • @youngrootv
    @youngrootv 5 лет назад +137

    The head sliding on the car is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen 😂

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад +3

      They did the Peter Parker fight scene better then Spiderman did lol.

    • @raam726
      @raam726 4 года назад +2

      The head slide scene is in one of the dbz movies. It's even in the dbz intro.

  • @FireFox2590
    @FireFox2590 3 года назад +36

    "Teach me how to get the girl." In the original Dragon Ball anime, Goku thought marriage was a kind of food and that was why he agreed to get married.

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 года назад

      well he agreed to get married in the end cause he touched chi chi's pussy and he promised he would despite being misinformed and naive..and he saw how sad she was and how much effort she put into meeting him so he said yes out of obligation...she will not take another lover cause of his accident so..hes stuck if he wants to be a good guy..she even tells yamcha this

  • @Bell-hj3zc
    @Bell-hj3zc 5 лет назад +49

    I love how you can see Eric suppressing the urge to just scream through the entire thing

  • @dbrandonthomas
    @dbrandonthomas 5 лет назад +40

    The actor who plays Yamcha, Park Joon-hyung, is really well known as a singer/rapper in Korea. He is Korean-American and he really speaks like that in real life. He is a very animated and charismatic guy in some variety shows he appears on in South Korea. I think he has a RUclips channel called wassupman. That being said, this has to be one of my favorite reactions; not for the movie, but just to see Eric seething with rage at the bastardization of a beloved franchise and the looks of confusion from Rick, Calvin and Aaron.

    • @rickyimoto5701
      @rickyimoto5701 3 года назад +3

      Yeah he has perfect English and went to hs in cali. Such an awesome and funny dude.

  • @thumpg
    @thumpg 5 лет назад +120

    dont know whats better the highlights or the looks on Eric's face

  • @everythingmads1111
    @everythingmads1111 3 года назад +51

    Eric looks like he's physically in pain throughout this entire reaction XD

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 года назад +5

      if you seen original dragonball it is painful...this movie is what happens when a person who remember dbz as a little kid makes a movie but never really understood it deeper than the colors and chose to watch the abridge series and go yeah thats how you do it ...it feels like a fan film by people who are not actually fans but just like to make fun of the series from afar cause its so popular

    • @Kinobambino
      @Kinobambino Год назад

      @@razkable 😂😂😂 "Never understood it deeper than the colors"

  • @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657
    @s.l.thecoffeeaddict1657 5 лет назад +75

    That thumbnail says it all.
    So does 0:00.
    So does Eric's intro.
    So does...

  • @NilCaelum
    @NilCaelum 9 месяцев назад +6

    Rip Akira Toriyama. This movie was so bad it brought that man out of retirement to bless us with another decade of dragon ball

  • @TheKhaniProject
    @TheKhaniProject 5 лет назад +92

    God, Eric's face is incredible.

  • @chill4014
    @chill4014 5 лет назад +77

    this was a mix of Twilight, star wars, and karate kid in the worst way possible, and for some reason it reminds me a lot scooby doo.....i don't really know why

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 года назад +5

      you forgot spiderman

  • @xaviercruz2633
    @xaviercruz2633 5 лет назад +138

    Eric: Nope- no no No. No. NO. *NOOOOOO-*

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 5 лет назад +13

      NO!
      OH GOD PLEASE NO!
      *NO!*
      *_NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!_*

  • @Necrobadger
    @Necrobadger 4 года назад +56

    The saddest thing about this movie was that that was a PERFECT modern Grandpa Gohan. Like, as bad as the rest of the movie was, Grandpa Gohan was that good.

    • @the25thprime
      @the25thprime 3 года назад +11

      Not gonna lie, I really liked roshi in this too. I felt like he was a fairly decent update without leaning too much on the perv aspect of roshi.

    • @elitesixstudios8203
      @elitesixstudios8203 Год назад

      @the25thprime I may get flamed but I don't think Justin did a terrible job as Goku, I did like some aspects about what he brought the script probably killed what he originally wanted to bring to the character

  • @Wolf6119
    @Wolf6119 5 лет назад +88

    King Piccolo actually DID have an airship in the original Dragon Ball. Or rather, Emperor Pilaf had an airship, and King Piccolo took it off of him. And he DID make minions in the original show too, like Tambourine, just not in the way they showed here with a weird blood-draining machine lol. (And you don't need a special container for the Mafuba I don't think, Roshi used a fuckin rice-cooker)

    • @waahmed7830
      @waahmed7830 5 лет назад +7

      @nabor605 the mafuba, thunder shock surpise and sleepy boy technique were hype af. I liked tiens four arms technique but it wasnt really used

    • @nworder4life
      @nworder4life 5 лет назад +4

      Mutaito is the original user of Mafuuba, he sealed king King Piccolo with a rice cooker and lost his life in the process.

    • @da-vidcargill4975
      @da-vidcargill4975 4 года назад +2

      you just need a special seal and any container, roshi used a small bottle in super

    • @stnick79
      @stnick79 4 года назад +1

      @@da-vidcargill4975 and in DB

    • @goatzee69420
      @goatzee69420 Месяц назад

      It can be any container. In Dragonball he uses a Rice Cooker, and in Super they use a tiny little sake bottle.

  • @GeekGirl-ub7ki
    @GeekGirl-ub7ki 5 лет назад +11

    How the marriage happened was Ox King and Chi Chi asked him if he wanted to marry her (when they were kids). He says sure and he doesn't see her for years. They meet again at a tournament and she's mad he's ignored her. She confronts him and asks if he still intended to marry her. He's says "sure". When he's getting ready his friends are shocked and find out he thought marriage was some kind of food. He still goes through with the wedding.

  • @brandonlyon730
    @brandonlyon730 5 лет назад +284

    Good lord imagine what Frieza would look like in this universe.

  • @Vichingo23
    @Vichingo23 5 лет назад +64

    Dragon Ball Evolution Presents: The Many Faces of Eric
    5:15
    7:00
    7:49
    9:27
    10:18
    11:36
    12:10
    14:07
    16:47
    24:42
    27:07
    28:59
    33:39
    38:03
    39:06
    40:05
    40:45
    41:18
    ENJOY

    • @K-wars
      @K-wars 5 лет назад +7

      The evolution of Eric's misery

    • @TEG13
      @TEG13 5 лет назад +2

      I just love his suffering.

  • @SamuraiBre
    @SamuraiBre 5 лет назад +19

    I love that Eric mentions that chichi is a great fighter something Toriyama forgot himself.

  • @joeortiz7734
    @joeortiz7734 5 лет назад +41

    I so want Aaron and Calvin to watch the OG Dragon Ball. It's so good.

  • @angiadcock8196
    @angiadcock8196 2 года назад +14

    "Where's Krillin?" "Fuck you.. that's where!" …hilarious. Great review guys. Thanks for suffering for our entertainment.

  • @TheKhaniProject
    @TheKhaniProject 5 лет назад +33

    17:02 feels like the movie's cause a lot of trauma for Eric and he's finally recollecting memories he's hidden away.

  • @distudio13
    @distudio13 5 лет назад +5

    Eric's face throughout this video is an entire mood!!! When you have spent almost your entire childhood watching dragon ball and something like this is put out into the world, there is only pain. Thank the lord that we now have more true dragon ball to enjoy.

  • @captainmarvelous7678
    @captainmarvelous7678 5 лет назад +179

    There is no god once Dragon Ball Evolution is involved

    • @brandonlyon730
      @brandonlyon730 5 лет назад +8

      It does involve one Devil.

    • @redcr33perproductions
      @redcr33perproductions 5 лет назад +1

      You forgot Zamasu

    • @Xanderj89
      @Xanderj89 5 лет назад

      The rifftrax with TeamFourStar is pretty good. And I sat there with TFS at an anime convention watching Kyle Hebert roasting it.
      That's about it.

    • @captainmarvelous7678
      @captainmarvelous7678 5 лет назад

      @@ComicCrossing Its an atrocious adaption.

  • @Skara159
    @Skara159 2 года назад +10

    I still remember when I watched it the first time.. As soon as Roshi said that the Kame-Ha-Me-Ha is a airbending technique I just went "Nope!" and turned off the TV 😂

  • @OneandOnlyAdonis
    @OneandOnlyAdonis 5 лет назад +165

    The fact that they watch this movie is unbelievable

    • @brady3319
      @brady3319 5 лет назад +7

      @@artix003 Yeah it was a bad movie poll (Battlefield Earth, The Room, Troll 2, and Vampire's Kiss were the other options)

    • @condorgaming4000
      @condorgaming4000 5 лет назад +6

      @@brady3319 well none of those other options are even interesting.

    • @jatovic3542
      @jatovic3542 5 лет назад +1

      Brady331 damnnnn If they made this poll 2 years ago the room would’ve won I hope they will watch it one day

    • @brady3319
      @brady3319 5 лет назад +2

      @@jatovic3542 DBE won with 60% of the vote and The Room trailed in 2nd with 27%

    • @mystic1410
      @mystic1410 5 лет назад

      Brady331 man I would have chosen the room
      That’s at least funny bad

  • @MastarNinja
    @MastarNinja 5 лет назад +11

    52:11 That IS what Ozaru mean. It's the japanese name for the great ape/giant ape form.
    Edit: While the blood thing wasn't a thing in Dragon Ball Namekians can reproduce by spitting eggs from their mouth. Demon King Piccolo (Piccolo Daimao) did this on Pilaf's airship for his "demons" (Tambourine, Cymbal, Piano and Drum) and later for his son/reincarnation Piccolo Jr. So technically Piccolo having a airship and making minions is "accurate".

  • @yiledute
    @yiledute 5 лет назад +54

    The stress eating thing killed me xD

  • @SHOCKERSTEEL
    @SHOCKERSTEEL 4 года назад +16

    40:40
    Eric's reaction at the end Justified the movie.

  • @bmnbl
    @bmnbl 5 лет назад +30

    This movie should be used as some sort of punishment like:
    "Todd clean your room or else..."
    "Or else what mom?!"
    "Or else... i will make you watch Dragonball Evolution!!!!"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'll clean my room AND eat my vegetables AND study for my tests! Anything but that!"

  • @the25thprime
    @the25thprime 4 года назад +9

    Eric's reaction to Erin asking about an after credits scene is perfect

  • @Nightley4
    @Nightley4 5 лет назад +272

    he he, no, thank you, no full length for me this time

    • @K-wars
      @K-wars 5 лет назад +41

      The only thing full length would be good for would be watching Eric's suffering

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад

      Lol so true not missing much otherwise.

  • @7ronndo
    @7ronndo 5 лет назад +24

    I’m counting Eric’s reaction to this movie as a Christmas present

  • @howiejbrown6919
    @howiejbrown6919 5 лет назад +35

    Man, Goku thought marriage was a food. He doesn't care about parties!!!!!!!

    • @raiden_c1
      @raiden_c1 5 лет назад +5

      This movie does so much wrong it hurts

    • @howiejbrown6919
      @howiejbrown6919 5 лет назад +2

      @@raiden_c1 Yup

    • @razkable
      @razkable 3 года назад

      he does like to party..but late kid/ early to late teen goku legit is very naive and he does think marriage was a food and then accepted to marry chi chi cause he promised he would and she wanted to marry him simply cause he was the firts person to touch her privates ...thats their love story....its a real thing in history that asian girls used to marry people who touched them down there cause otherwise they were unpure to marry someone else and this is from like the 1930's..so not that long ago...

  • @AzLolFun
    @AzLolFun 5 лет назад +48

    Even without it being a botched adaptation, it's just a shitty movie on it's own XD

  • @Sifer94
    @Sifer94 5 лет назад +158

    In a volcano
    Goku : how do we get across
    Fans : FLY ACROSS
    goku : make we can make a bridge
    Fans : I SAID FLY ACROSS
    goku : if only we had something to step on
    Fans : AAAAGH!!!!!!

    • @ShadowZeroXZ
      @ShadowZeroXZ 5 лет назад +12

      Dat DBZA abridge reference lmao

    • @Kaal_do_Olaak
      @Kaal_do_Olaak 5 лет назад +18

      Piccolo: STOP MOCKING ME!!!!

    • @mitchfifield6296
      @mitchfifield6296 5 лет назад +14

      Goku couldn't fly until he trained under Kami and Popo after he beat king piccolo. He wouldn't be able to fly here.

    • @Kaal_do_Olaak
      @Kaal_do_Olaak 5 лет назад +8

      @@mitchfifield6296 They were just making a reference so it doesn't matter

    • @condorgaming4000
      @condorgaming4000 5 лет назад +12

      @@mitchfifield6296 okay but where's his nimbus

  • @grassyhill5830
    @grassyhill5830 5 лет назад +17

    I love how much Eric is frustrated trying to explain this unexplainable movie lol

  • @scottstudios5430
    @scottstudios5430 5 лет назад +54

    Chris Stuckmann's most hated movie of all time.

  • @conancotan
    @conancotan 5 лет назад +30

    Funny enough that is Joon Park's actual voice, he was raised in California most his life.

    • @ohhhh
      @ohhhh 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah I was saying that too, I laughed every time eric said it wasnt his voice

    • @newaccount6414
      @newaccount6414 4 года назад

      Wait Joon Park was in this? LMAO I watched this movie when I was a kid and I know Joon Park now but I didn't put two and two together that he was in this movie, I find it funny.

  • @Cornberry
    @Cornberry 5 лет назад +33

    Eric looks like he went super saiyan by the state of his hair near the end of the movie

  • @SuikodenGR
    @SuikodenGR 5 лет назад +43

    Nobody: We Don't Talk About DB Evo
    Somebody: We Don't Talk About DB Evo
    Everybody: We Don't Talk About DB Evo
    DB Universe: We Don't Talk About DB Evo
    Blind Wave: Let's Talk About DB Evo

    • @alexcasillas4508
      @alexcasillas4508 5 лет назад +1

      Jeane Suikoden - SuikodenGR They’ve probably given this movie more views than ever. Lol the only thing to talk about is how bad it is, why it’s bad and what we’re the creators thinking! Lol

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад

      It was like why you opened a can of worms.

  • @NRGMKR
    @NRGMKR 5 лет назад +33

    28:44 The reactions at that moment is priceless XD

  • @victornone872
    @victornone872 4 года назад +18

    Me: *reads the title*
    "Ok, let's see some suffering"
    Intro: "NO! NO"
    Me: "this is starting well"

    • @maxmacraft6614
      @maxmacraft6614 3 года назад

      😂😂bro I came here for the reaction lmao not even the movie lmao.

  • @morganrichardson8859
    @morganrichardson8859 Год назад +9

    Eric's face at 40:58 was priceless. I had to look away to stop laughing

  • @FarikoWishless
    @FarikoWishless 5 лет назад +17

    "This isn't Goku Goku doesn't give a shit" That's a major reason this felt off

  • @yoshidracos.a.1125
    @yoshidracos.a.1125 5 лет назад +29

    Eric's face tells the whole story

  • @Mads97415
    @Mads97415 5 лет назад +17

    We don’t usually see Eric look this upset while watching things. I feel both sad for him and very entertained by it at the same time.

  • @SibylWhisp
    @SibylWhisp 5 лет назад +5

    I suffered this with ya'll after avoiding it for years. Please appreciate my fondness for you because this was painful and only your reactions brought me joy.

  • @franklythemooch7413
    @franklythemooch7413 5 лет назад +39

    No, the guy who plays yamcha is Korean and that’s his voice. He has a RUclips channel and he interviews other Americans actors that promote their movies in South Korea, sadly he’s proud of his role in this movie.

    • @TheAwesome45
      @TheAwesome45 5 лет назад +2

      frankly the mooch
      Sick fuck.

    • @franklythemooch7413
      @franklythemooch7413 5 лет назад +2

      Comic Crossing It’s sad that he has a pretty popular yt channel and still is a well known Kpop idol and being in a shitty film that was reviled by everyone(from the creator of DBZ and the literal screenwriter) is his “in”.

    • @franklythemooch7413
      @franklythemooch7413 5 лет назад +4

      @@ComicCrossing my man, Akira claimed that the Hollywood producers ignored his ideas/suggestions/his work and did whatever they wanted which was a cash grab. Ben Ramsey even says it himself, he went into this project not as a fan honoring the source material but as a businessman chasing the payout; in his own words, "I have learned that when you go into a creative endeavor without passion you come out with suboptimal results, and sometimes flat out garbage."

    • @WiseGaines
      @WiseGaines 5 лет назад +3

      Comic Crossing I don’t think you can be considered a fan then, this is nothing like Dragonball or anything close smh.

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 4 года назад

      Ya when it does not even work as a parody you know you F'ed up.

  • @0xLimas
    @0xLimas 5 лет назад +5

    an hour and a half blind wave video on dragonball evolution on a hungover sunday morning? Holy hell im reheating nanas xmas bbq food and getting cozy.

  • @clarencealger8380
    @clarencealger8380 3 года назад +2

    His "NOOOOO" intro scream is more Dragon Ball than Dragon Ball Evolution

  • @adnan161093
    @adnan161093 5 лет назад +83

    For making us live through this atrocity, you must make aaron and Calvin react to the original series of Dragonball

    • @waahmed7830
      @waahmed7830 5 лет назад +9

      GOD PLEASE YES PLEASE

    • @alfred2249
      @alfred2249 5 лет назад +5

      Yes! Loved DB before DBZ

    • @ArlanKels
      @ArlanKels 5 лет назад +3

      I want to see them tackle YuYu Hakusho.
      I fully expect Calvin would be crying before the end of the first episode.

    • @tapoemt3995
      @tapoemt3995 4 года назад +1

      Please no, he doesn't shut up as it is.

  • @pinkiebee2903
    @pinkiebee2903 5 лет назад +13

    Eric is not amused 😒!!! All the way through lol 😂
    Calvin- that bit was ok!
    Eric- 😑
    Aron- that part was kinda good
    Eric- 😑
    Rick- hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Lol 😂
    I’ve never had so much fun watching the lads with every minute that passes you see Eric getting more and more pissed off all over again I’ve never seen Eric that pissed
    Keep the movie reactions coming I’m really liking them

  • @Amber-hf8uo
    @Amber-hf8uo 3 года назад +5

    “There are some elements where I’m like, that’s not bad! Other moments where I’m like AH! AHHH!!!!”
    LMAO

  • @Weiser_Gaming
    @Weiser_Gaming 3 года назад +4

    Man. This is worst than that time I was in high school, and all the guys called me “Geeko”, and I was Piccolo’s slave, I couldn’t get Chi-Chi to like me and- Oh, wow I hit that rock harder than I thought.

  • @LOLKRYPTIXX
    @LOLKRYPTIXX 5 лет назад +26

    piccolo actually had a ship who in the manga he rides with pilaf.

  • @joseaguilera6169
    @joseaguilera6169 4 года назад +15

    0:04 That scream🤣🤣🤣

  • @Domino2097
    @Domino2097 5 лет назад +13

    When the reaction is longer than the movie you know they gotta rip it apart

  • @spider-maaz1871
    @spider-maaz1871 5 лет назад +7

    “Geoffrey, break out Lucile!” Best part

  • @helios0074
    @helios0074 5 лет назад +18

    RIP Blind Wave

  • @josescalcagno
    @josescalcagno 5 лет назад +8

    When someone tells me they don't like an adaptation or change in lore in a movie or series and I happen to like it, I always think of this movie and use it to empathize even if I don't agree.

  • @icantthinkofagoodusername4575
    @icantthinkofagoodusername4575 5 лет назад +20

    Martin Scorsese would have a heart attack if he watches this movie

  • @renegadolink
    @renegadolink 5 лет назад +16

    you guys are very brave, I could never make it past the first 15-20 minutes, it was just too painful to watch.

  • @bigboychris446
    @bigboychris446 5 лет назад +11

    OH MY GOD YESSS AND ITS A WHOLE 1:30:00
    I won’t lie I was lost when I got the notification because I thought you guys did this already lol

  • @phoenixforce2409
    @phoenixforce2409 4 года назад +13

    Let's be fair. The scene with the bullies was totally Kid Goku. He promised not to fight, and instead dodged everything, and mocked them for improper form while humiliating them without even throwing one swing. That is Kid Goku to a tee. The little guy was a savage when it came to fighters and him just letting the other person do all of their moves and innocently being like "Was that a punch?"

  • @Ankaris11090
    @Ankaris11090 5 лет назад +10

    initial reaction: why did you do this to yourself guys???
    5 seconds later:
    Me: THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUN! BWAHAHAHAHA!

  • @mordirit8727
    @mordirit8727 5 лет назад +6

    "They were in a desert, fell in a hole, dug through... To this! Keep up, Aaron!" I'm done, I'm fucking done XD

  • @thecoolformula1198
    @thecoolformula1198 5 лет назад +14

    -Aaron “This is gonna be my first time knowing the story of Dragonball.” 😓😓

  • @TimedRevolver
    @TimedRevolver 5 лет назад +9

    The ONLY good part of this movie is the fight at the party. That's it.
    EDIT: And Eric was trying so hard not to laugh at that part. Starts at 9:00.

  • @RedJeredactyl
    @RedJeredactyl 5 лет назад +29

    I can feel Erics suffering 100 percent

  • @staticmonkey8436
    @staticmonkey8436 2 года назад +3

    40:45 ERIC’S FACE!😂😂😂😂😂
    That is the face of a man that is absolutely dead inside!
    So I literally know nothing about Dragonball, but I had to watch this because I’ve heard Eric talk about how bad it was and about their reaction to it.
    Lol I do love how Rick tries to rationalize the story here and make it make sense like Aaron did for The Room. It’s just not happening lol!

  • @Shiirow
    @Shiirow 2 года назад +3

    DBE : Goku sees chichi, fantasizes about her eating a strawberry.
    DB/Z : Goku see chichi, fantasizes about the strawberry.

  • @AdmiralObviousAckbar
    @AdmiralObviousAckbar 5 лет назад +2

    17:52 Piccolo DID ride on an airship, which technically belonged to Pilaf but Piccolo made Pilaf his stooge after Pilaf freed him. Also Mai worked for Pilaf, not Piccolo. And Shu is non-existent for whatever reason.

  • @illestafro2221
    @illestafro2221 5 лет назад +4

    Heres hoping that one day the ones that haven't seen OG Dragonball will react to it. Would love that