My school has an E instead of F so for us it'll be E for Execution Yo quick edit, if anybody confused or anything and it's all g, but it's not just my school that does it but my country so yeah.
@@C-handle-r Yep. Luckily, I actually do like coffee, so my name doesn't feel contradictory. I suspect that someone far back in my ancestry was involved in the coffee trade before the spelling got standardized but after they had taken it as a family name.
Idk... the suicide rates in Asia both youth and eldery is bad.....the stress they put on their workers and children......I seen kids younger then 7 breaking down crying ....even self injuring....elderly committing suicide over worked parents dying of heart attacks.
I can see expecting c's and better......now really why are we so $ driven ...waste our lives and childhoods chasing after the dollar...statis jobs...we need to get more farmers, agriculture techs, tradesmen , farm workers.....every country needs food. Farmers feed cities
This reminds me of when I was little and we got our report cards. One of the girls in my class got all Cs and started crying. I tried to comfort her and say "you'll do better next time." Until her friends told me they were happy tears, and I was just left to stare at them like they'd gone insane.
Thing as in anything the other person is allowed to do that their said parent said no to and yes, I had those parents lol and I will be that parent one day myself ha ha
i remember using the bridge saying against my mother since her costant attempt to make me more social, "you should go outside some more, like everyone else" "if everyone trow themself from a bridge, should i do it too?" i honestly don't care about the talk just about negating that stupid excuse and calling out hypocresy
It took me, my teachers, and my school PRINCIPAL two full school years to convince my mother that A on a report card is the best that the school can offer
Man, you must've been sad when your mom didn't know, she might have thought you weren't studying enough and pressured you. (assuming your mom is Hispanic, Arab, or East Asian.
A=acceptable B= Belt C= Crucifixion D= Disowned, then thrown in the bin and then disowned by the bin F= Free for all in the colloseum, and then disowned
Real Asian list for grades S: say I’m 5% proud of you A: average. straight average plain mediocre B: belt we ain’t gonna take this your lucky C: come here “sleep outside for the next 3 days I don’t wanna see you” D: DAMN nah I don’t wanna see you for the next 2 weeks F: Find a new family Z: What da hail
+ that helplessness feeling when A is the highest possible grade in the school/college you attend to but they still complains anyway even when you got multiple A's.
That's because outside of the US there's really no country that uses the ab grading system. Everything is scored on a percentage rating in the east. Instead of an a you'll have students who score in the high 90s. In order to grade top scorers the teacher will examine their essay questions and instead of grading it on a point system, will instead decide who has the most clear answers and will grade down from their. You want a 100%? You better get all answers correct and answer the essay questions in such a way that the level of sophistication makes a teacher think an adult wrote it.
@Tai Pao Yeah, my school used to use AB grading till 1st standard. After that it's in percentage. Although parents wouldn't even be satisfied with a 99% in math.
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Grades according to parents.
A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Can't have dinner
D: Don't come home
F: Find a new family
My school has an E instead of F so for us it'll be E for Execution
Yo quick edit, if anybody confused or anything and it's all g, but it's not just my school that does it but my country so yeah.
In our family B = Bary yourself
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@@02Apthen if you get E, RUN!
@@Mrlemon896 you can't run away from auto missile slippers.😂
A: Average
B: Bad
C: Coma
D: Dead
💀
F: forgotten
B=stoopid
Naw, F is FUBAR
F is for Facebook model
F:factory worker
“How da haeil you know Timmy’s mom da instagram model” was hilarious
“We ok with average” is the best sentence a Asian parent can say to you
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Oh that’s horrible! I thought it was only my mom and she is black.
nah my mom aint like that
My mom ain't even that nice
that's the progressive asian mom. best you're getting.
it was not for the kid.
Steven got A+ for exposing his father's deep secret😂
Blursed comment
Yup A+ = Above Average
Lmao underrated🤣
😂🤣😂🤣
@@hhputube nah A+= Abnormally average
“You an Asian, not a Bsian!”
This is the best argument :D
Lawyer: "Damn, he's good"
This is better than the stoobid he said in the video
Wow... 😂
Damn! 😂
B for stoobid had me dying😂☠️💀
"average boi" is so underrated
All Asians' greatest fear is the mother of the household pulling out her shoe... It doesn't matter if it's the son or the husband lmao 💀💀💀
💀💀
Asians and Pacific Islanders. 🩴😱
Also their accuracy is like 100%
Same with Hispanics.
Or the daughter...
If asian mom is in the skit, the slipper is flying for sure.
Slip the pip
That’s every mom. Except for mine, she liked throwing knives.
I am not joking.
@@ChadKakashi 💀
At least it’s not everything in the chopping block including the scissors
@@ChadKakashi OH HELL NAW
Yeah it's always like that, they say "do I look like I care about Timmy?" but then some other time they say "You so stupid, look Timmy got an A+" 😂😂😂
Asian pops got caught lackin
Dad earned an "E" for Exposed.
physical damage
Execution
An "E" for "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE"
Dad earned an A for Amogus ☠️
😂
Stevens dad : Emotional damage
Stevens mom : physical damage
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Just 2 i am here
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Son can't escape Dad but Dad can't escape Mom😂😂
The accent's got me watching this on repeat😂😂
Steven can win an oscar even though it is not a movie.
He can win a Streamy if he hasn't already.
Hello Mr. Ruffs (doggo)
Timmy has two and he doesn’t even act
@@MM-pt5kj Timmy hasn’t even been born yet
HE CAN??'?
Steven's mom finally makes a full appearance
Actually this is a pretty old video of his.
she's a beauty 😳
@@harshit6045 But it was made today?
@@zlol7878 I have seen this before. It is definitely not new.
Yeah, divorce is for white people
The dad earned an(E) and it stands for extinction
"WHAT DA HAIL!?" Is my new saying now 🤣👏🏻
Steven's dad roasted Timmy's mom and got caught in 4k meanwhile steven is glad not all the attention is on him
Fr
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@@Instabruh.User.. wtf
@@diamondking169 you should give him an A for average
@@diamondking169 With a pipe bomb included. 3 business days and they shall see...
“We’re Asians, not a Bsians”
Greatest joke ever 😂
the jokes write themselves xD
Omg this is awesome
Excellent 😂😂😂
When did they say that?
@@goldenwarrior1186 it's from a separate source
Bruh….What the hail….Gets me every damn time…I can’t 😂
"What da hail"
I laughed so much my chest hurts😂😂😂
Timmy is a mystery to me. A 7 year old athlete, surgeon, who learned math off of milk cartons, can’t cook rice, and got a B.
i think he also makes millions off of his job at starbucks if i remember correctly 🤣
Isn't he also 9 years old
Johny Sins
I heard he has 15 years of experience
I’m pretty sure that the smart Timmy made the Timmy that got a b as a failed clone but it was his only friend so kept it
B stand for STOOBID had me dying
Dame
Same
Stool bid 😂
You forget your name ? 😂😂 Got me
I love how your adding the mother now. its very amusing and funny
Timmy got a 200% average. He finish his test and flip it over, write lesson plan for next class for the teacher.
HAHA 🤣
I read that in his voice, it's awesome XD
Your last name made me wanna get a
@@C-handle-r Yep. Luckily, I actually do like coffee, so my name doesn't feel contradictory. I suspect that someone far back in my ancestry was involved in the coffee trade before the spelling got standardized but after they had taken it as a family name.
I literally read that in Steven’s voice 😂😂😂
"A is for average."
As an asian, truer words have never been spoken.
Idk... the suicide rates in Asia both youth and eldery is bad.....the stress they put on their workers and children......I seen kids younger then 7 breaking down crying ....even self injuring....elderly committing suicide over worked parents dying of heart attacks.
A..for amazing ...b...better...c.......dam it..d....okay...okay...dumbass or do better
I can see expecting c's and better......now really why are we so $ driven ...waste our lives and childhoods chasing after the dollar...statis jobs...we need to get more farmers, agriculture techs, tradesmen , farm workers.....every country needs food. Farmers feed cities
@@richardsmall8940have you ever tried getting some friends
C words.....coachable, capable,..... committed...
“Do I look like I eat kale??”
Simply iconic
A: Average
B: Beat up to Monday
C: Can’t go eat food
D: Don’t come home
F: Find another family
E?
A+: Asian
This reminds me of when I was little and we got our report cards. One of the girls in my class got all Cs and started crying. I tried to comfort her and say "you'll do better next time." Until her friends told me they were happy tears, and I was just left to stare at them like they'd gone insane.
OMGG the twist 😭 fr tho bro fr
WHAT DA HAIL!?
Night shyamalan...that you?
Honestly, reminds me about the study arcs for delinquent's in an anime - they start off not thinking passing is even possibe for them.
My colleagues will get 14 ( max 20) and they are very happy meanwhile if i get that i am left to comtemplate
*"B stands for stooBid"*
Truer words were never spoken
Lmao, u mean stoobid... These asain parent r so smart like fr fr
stooBid*
What da hail 😂😂😂
Idk I think when they said that it was kinda funny no offense tho
😂😂😂
Stoobid*
This is crazy hilarious and the camera work makes it over the top
The "Okay Son" Got me😂
"We don't go that low"
That's a whole new level of roasting influencers😂
Steven roasted himself
Totally deserved
@@i_nooble9241 he isnt an influencer tho
@@mahdihasan6222 he literally does youtube and tiktok
Needed to happen 😂😂
The “Do I look like Timmy’s mother” is literally what every parent says when their child says “But *name of person*’s mom lets them do *thing*” 🤣
@Myelin drugs
Thing as in anything the other person is allowed to do that their said parent said no to and yes, I had those parents lol and I will be that parent one day myself ha ha
@Myelin -_-
Yeah and when they compare us to other people’s son or daughter if we say “Do I look like xxx’s son/daughter?” We’ll get a flying slipper
i remember using the bridge saying against my mother since her costant attempt to make me more social, "you should go outside some more, like everyone else" "if everyone trow themself from a bridge, should i do it too?"
i honestly don't care about the talk just about negating that stupid excuse and calling out hypocresy
If you get less than an A you break up the family lol
Father:emotional damage
Mother:physical damage
School:brain damage
Asian parents out here trynna make their kids S rank school 💀
S stands for stuuupid
@@z-min. stoooBid
dawg this aint osu 💀
@@anbubu we need the SS
@@anbubu S is part of the grading system in some countries
"We don't talk about him, we don't go that low."
-Steven's Dad, 2023
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Good coment🎉
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"We don't go that low" 😂😂
This is for influencer
"OkAY HErES whAT yoU gET😍🥰" *aggressive slam😍*
Steves Father:Emotional Damage
Steves Mother:Physical Damage
Lmao nice one
Steve:punching bag😅
Steves: Financial Damage
Bro it's Steven not steve
Steve from minecraft lol
Steven's dad: emotional damage
Steven's mom: physical damage
Ah, the perfect family
Steven will deal spiritual damage when he becomes a dad.
@@middayeclipse1492🤣🤣
Well. Least it was directed to Steven’s dad this time.
@@middayeclipse1492 that's an upgrade to their tier😂
At least not F for failure.
Emotional damage 😂
A is for average
B is for below average
C is for coal for Christmas
D is for disowned
F is f$&@ing useless
B is for stoobid
C is can’t have dinner. D is don’t come home. F is find another family 😅
F is funeral
Nah, F is for failure
actually, F is for friends who do stuff together,
It took me, my teachers, and my school PRINCIPAL two full school years to convince my mother that A on a report card is the best that the school can offer
🤣... you need a hug?
Man, you must've been sad when your mom didn't know, she might have thought you weren't studying enough and pressured you. (assuming your mom is Hispanic, Arab, or East Asian.
@@tonjie. you really don't know South Asian mothers do you?
@@prachitherainbowunicorngir6618 I watched videos and people said they aren't that strict.
@@tonjie. I don’t feel like it’s just racial-
I can't be around this hypothetical family I'd be laughing my head off 😂
G: Generate Life Support
H: Have 10 million for forgiveness
I: I'm Destroying You.
"I didn't tell him nothing."
Steven saw the advantage and pressed it
Straight SAVAGE!!! I was dead.
No wonder he got that B in English though.
One thing Asians, Mexicans and Italians all have in common. We all enter fight or flight mode the moment someone takes off a slipper or sandal.
Invlud Africans in there bro
@@jintempest5648 eh not really
@@jintempest5648it's more like *anything you can grab*
White man here and I got hit with a belt from my dad and a big wooden spoon from my mom.
I'd be happy if it was a slipper. Y'all are soft.
Same here in Brazil. When moms take off their flipflops you know shit's about to get real.
What the hail you say? 🤣 💀
B stands for the failure, is the most legendary line ever
“Do I look like Timmy’s mother” 💀💀
😂😂
Lol that got me 😂😂
FRR
@@glossyiCeCrEaM8787 lol
Now timmys feeding the pigeons
His father got Grade S = Sent to heaven
Grade S = Shoe in the face la
@Unknown_User aye aye
S = Sent to hell
There, I fixed it
@@fanderesidentevil S = Sent to Jesus
@@amitakumaradasa6020 he missed an opportunity there. The character could have said, "I'll send you to Jesus!"😂
Asian Grades according to parents:
A: stoobid
B: stoobid
C: stoobid
D: stoobid
F: stoobid
bro as an asian guy, the timmy part is so true
until the mom slaps the husband 😂
"B stand for *stooBid* " 💀
Stoo🅱️id
"We don't talk about him. We don't go that low" had me dying
Fr
Lmao
The son speaks better english than the parents 💀
I mean, that's not unusual when you have foreign parents.
'We don't go that low" 😂😂😂😂😂
“Do I look like instagram model?”
it was at this moment that he knew
he fcked up
yeah he rely did fuck up
Just add the last line I will send you to Jesus.
B doesn’t stand for stoobid, it stands for belt
U smell bad.
That's abuse, and that too for some stupid grades.
@@nexuscross3233it’s not abuse you clearly never gotten a whooping.
@@nexuscross3233it’s discipline
@@Username-jc6cv yes it is
A=average
B= belt
B stand for stoopid
-steven he
A: Average
B: Below Average
C: Cannot have dinner
D: Don’t go home
E: Eat My Punch
F: Find Another Family!
B is Belt!!! 🤭🤭
Damn
e
e
B stands for "stoobid"
A=acceptable
B= Belt
C= Crucifixion
D= Disowned, then thrown in the bin and then disowned by the bin
F= Free for all in the colloseum, and then disowned
Steven got a chance to revenges on his father by not helping him explain how he knew Timmy's mother was the Instagram model.
"We don't talk about him, we don't go that low"
That really got me. The way he said it and the facial could really be from a real parent.
And the funny thing is that the parents who do this are often people who got bad grades like D and F in school, for example my dad.
I fucking love how Asian parents’ kryptonite is their child becoming an influencer
i would correct u with that, its their child not becoming who they want😂everything else other than what they want are all considered kryptonites
Every parent should worry about that.
@@Gavinc830 but the influencer just the deepest fear yet..
Grades according to strict parents
A:average
B:blasphemous
C:continuous failure
D: dissapointment
F: five hits of hell
Real Asian list for grades
S: say I’m 5% proud of you
A: average. straight average plain mediocre
B: belt we ain’t gonna take this your lucky
C: come here “sleep outside for the next 3 days I don’t wanna see you”
D: DAMN nah I don’t wanna see you for the next 2 weeks
F: Find a new family
Z: What da hail
Dad talks emotional damage, but Mom goes straight for the shoe 👟😂
ACHSHOEAL DAMAGE!!
Phisical dmf
@Dïïvision i wont
@Anime Lover nb wanted that
More like blunt damege
"your an Asian not a bsian"
-every Asian parent
Wait, omg, that’s a good one! Haha!
you’re* THANK ME LATER I SPARE YOU THE SLIPPER
@@m_moonbeamhey even if he did get the slipper at least he didn't get the WOODEN SPOON 😭
@@Luv2b pfft- amateur stuff. at least it wasn’t the whole dang frying pan
You're*
A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophic
D= No Dinner
F= Forgotten Forever😂
A:Average
B:bad
C:can't play phone for 2 weeks
D:down the basement is your new room
F:flat brain
"We don't talk about him, we don't go dat low"💀💀
😂😂😂
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"We don't talk about him. We don't go that low, lah." There you go I corrected it for you 😂
Can we just appreciate how he changed the whole story in a few seconds 😂
Bro people would kill for a B but they want more than a avarage A
Steven succesfully apply a divide et impera politics to avoid his parents anger😂
“you know what B stand for? B stand for stoobid.” that sent me💀🤣
This is a Chechen family in a nutshell 😂😂
OMG THE GOOFY AHHIEST VIDEO ON EARTH IS HERE!
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700 likes who’s the monster that’s going to ruin it
Pretty weird how he's judging Steven's English skills when his own English skills are B for Stoopid😂😂
I thought it was gonna be broomstick to the face😂😂
"we don't talk about him, we don't go that low"
Not even Steven's parents want to lump him in with influencers
The irony
off
.
he may be a failure but at least his not a influencer
"What? You forget your name!?"
I'm dead💀
“What you forget your name?”
Had me rolling
I think universally across all races mothers just instinctively know to use their shoes as a weapon lol 😂❤😂
Not really.
@@Finnec123it's a joke you sad little man
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Part of the trade
for me its the slippers
"How the hell you get the B?"
Like it's a disease 😂😂😂
Disease called Borona Virus
It told me you had one comment but there were none. Here ya go!
Now you have two comments 🎉🎉😊
It’s *how the hail you get the B?*
His jokes got layers 😂😂😂
A: Average
B: Bad
C: Can’t leave basement
D: Don’t come home
F: Freakishly large machete
Do I LOoK LiKe i EaT KaLe ? Broo💀
"Do i look like Timmy's mother?"
That's the something i hear often
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@@NMazing123 how did a 5 month old comment double it's likes in 9 days??
“B stands for beating” - every Asian parent
Lol
The slipper was personal😂
A is for Average
B is for Broomstick
C is for Chainsaw/Cannon
D is for Disowned
F is for Fatality
The wife saying 'average is ok' while looking at her husband 🤣
Ah shit hahaha😆😆😆😆
Took a second to get this 😂
Your mom is the scariest being when you get anything less than an A+
I agree
+ that helplessness feeling when A is the highest possible grade in the school/college you attend to but they still complains anyway even when you got multiple A's.
That's because outside of the US there's really no country that uses the ab grading system.
Everything is scored on a percentage rating in the east.
Instead of an a you'll have students who score in the high 90s.
In order to grade top scorers the teacher will examine their essay questions and instead of grading it on a point system, will instead decide who has the most clear answers and will grade down from their.
You want a 100%? You better get all answers correct and answer the essay questions in such a way that the level of sophistication makes a teacher think an adult wrote it.
@Tai Pao Yeah, my school used to use AB grading till 1st standard. After that it's in percentage. Although parents wouldn't even be satisfied with a 99% in math.
@@hadifelani this is emotional abuse
The dad is the crazy one mom is the chill one
“You know what B stand for?”
“Stoopid!” 😂😂😂
It's stooBid
Stoobid
Stoo-BID!
StooBid
294 likes = 294 ppl that can’t read or missed the joke too 🥴
Steven dad is so smart that he knows “B” stands for stoobid. He must have gotten all the A+ when he was at school
So Steven’s dad was average +?
Yeah I love when parents can be so dishonest just to oppress their kids.