You forgot a fouth one: Speed up your NES emulator so fast that Super Mario Bros. 3 doesn't know which parts of the level to load, and loads the end for you.
6:44 This looks like something I'd have read in a goth novel. *"After picking up the strange accursed charm, the room around me changed to a shade of crimson red, as if every surface had been painted with the blood of those long past.. And then, as if an omen from the depths below, a glowing fish-head appeared from the floor.. Staring at me.."*
for me it’s the legend of super hellyandere super five nights at bendy doki doki overwatch literature cuptailtale touhou megaman fortress sims 2 & knuckles
Joel's unlocking of the Blood Room, coupled with finding the Hidden Flashing Treasure of the Deep Ones, is one of the crowning moments of corruption history. Vinny would be proud.
“Yeah well you know what they’re bringing a bunch of old stuff back into Zelda, I hope Link’s chainsaw sword will make an appearance.” Breath of the Wild comes out, and has a chainsaw weapon Me: JOEL PREDICTED THE FUTURE.
OverworldTNTPig I know this is an old comment, but Joel doesn't make any of these programs that he messes with on-stream; most of the time it's a "friend of the stream" or just something on the internet that's been getting a lot of circulation.
@@TheDuduzinhobr Hello Lisa Silverman aka. Ginko from the hit game Persona 2 for the PlayStation 1 & PlayStation Portable systems. (In all seriousness, you too, lol.)
@@nyodesu Hello, Tatsuya Suou a.k.a. (player insert name) from the masterpiece game Persona 2 for the Playstation 6 & Virtual Boy systems great pic too yoooo
"They're bringing a lotta stuff back into Zelda. I hope Link's chainsaw sword makes an appearance." then Breath of the Wild comes around and it has a freaking Guardian Chainsaw Sword... Did they pick up on Joel's streams or something or is that mere coincidence?
![[Vinesauce] Joel - Midi Mario Hell](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/mRiAmyy8Pn8/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[Vinesauce] Joel - Super Smash Bros Modded](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tjqVXPVDNnk/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Bad Genesis Games](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5HlEiIW_1ZQ/mqdefault.jpg)
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"pick a box"
ok
*teleports to the fourth dimension*
"Dammit, not pandora's box!"
"That was my last one too. Now I have too buy another one."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WHAT!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Mood.*
2:34 For the joke.
Ways you can finish a Mario level:
-Go down a flagpole
-Get the ending lever power up
-Bash your skull in to a sewage pipe at 90mph
You forgot a fouth one:
Speed up your NES emulator so fast that Super Mario Bros. 3 doesn't know which parts of the level to load, and loads the end for you.
That would end it alright
Ending lever?
@@kitsunefox2023 Axe.
"Pick a box"
* Is erased from existance *
"He chose...poorly."
That's at 2:34
Nice
Mario went into purgatory just from toad’s walls
@@theslimeassassin3287 he BLJ'd before BLJ was invented
MetalKingBoo used it in Joel Laughing.
is this what happens when you download those "Free PC SpeedUp" programs
yes
no
@@rebert_reid yes
Vennom Scandi but, it’s all about that ‘speed up’
fucking karkat
"I hope they put link's chainsaw sword in the new Zelda game"
And then they put in an actual chainsaw sword
I know in Fire Emblem Fates, you get one of those.
Cidney Savoie damn should I play that shit then
@@xXSpongeBroBrownPantzXx you use it on your waifus so they can call you Oni-chan.
CurlyHead Kevin fates is not good play awakening or three houses
@@sanmoon3543 Your opinion, buddy.
Melee professional players touching the NES for the first time.
hmmmmmmMm
VROOOOOM
Speed runners picking up the NES Controller for the first time again
NYOOOOOOOOM
"Zoom-Zoom" Mazda.
It's ironic he mentions chainsaw sword, because there is one in Breathe of the Wild
Echoes Act 3 lol it came back
There's a caveman costume
>ironic
I was just about to comment this
amber hillman in one mario comic he wears an outfit that looks like granddad
“skip though heaven, RE-enter hell and go back to earth.”
This implies Joel is in Hell.
well yeah, he lives in famous town hell michigan
6:44 This looks like something I'd have read in a goth novel.
*"After picking up the strange accursed charm, the room around me changed to a shade of crimson red, as if every surface had been painted with the blood of those long past.. And then, as if an omen from the depths below, a glowing fish-head appeared from the floor.. Staring at me.."*
This made me crack up reading this and it happening
Lovecraft 2
@@mr.personalspace7831 how about Lovecrap
Very well written!
@@crystalalumina
*breaking:*
_overrated writer of gibberish and not-so-closeted racist is slain again years after his death_
8:35
"I was hitting like mac nine, in terms of-..."
*in my head, the words "mac nine" will forever keep me awake*
mac OS nine
Mc9
Hattless mario. Are you stupid, he meant mach 9 as in hes travelling nine times the speed of sound.
Mac nine my favorite machine gun
*mach
"Pick a box." *Jumps out of the level.*
Marios reaction: i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/176/966/Unknown-8.jpeg
TechnicLePanther greatest example of jumping to conclusions
Yeah, no shit. Boi literally went to the void. (I see what you did there)
Nothing better than a good, 10 minute Joel video before school.
ikr
Yep
ye
Yea
*during work
The Castlevania hidden level is like a bad creepypasta
Slashed Out You mean like every Creepy pasta
A.I watch out with saying that or you will get attacked by 13yos who think creepypastas are cool and new
Nintendo: WE CANT JUST KILL THAT THING, ITS THE FAST VERSION OF OUR MASCOT!
Super Dialga simon the hedgehog. An OC from the deepest bowels of Deviantart
Slashed Out Don't forget the hyper realistic blood
*_Sonic wants to know your location_*
Wow
I live in Hell. The one in Michigan.
Dragon Lord *AND HES RIGHT HERE*
@@classicsonic7194 oh god oh fuck
@@classicsonic7194 oh god oh fuck, uhhh, Hell Michigan, there, yes, totally
"I'ma beat the boss"
*Proceeds to kill Boom-Boom faster than a TAS*
Pick a box.
Mario: No. *falls through the world*
SuperLlama42 nope.avi
WHEEZING LAUGHTER
3 years late but who knows, maybe you will see this. What is your pfp? It fits my aesthetic.
This is what happens when Mario builds speed for 12 hours
Razormind i want to see pannenkoek do this
How many QPUs do you think he jumped in that first level?
shoutout to simpleflips
A speedhack is a speedhack, you can't say it's only a fast forward.
good meme
"Pick a box!"
"FUCK YOU TOAD!"
*falls out of map*
HEUGH HAHAHAHAHH!
Now that's karma.
WHAT WHAT THE
AlbeitBeast no
AlbeitBeast, please, leave Undertale out of this. I was actually enjoying my read of the comments.
The awful time mario took speed instead of shrooms
AustinMS 17 he accidentally took the mario kart mushrooms
2:34 : “I’M GOING TURBO MODE, LUIGI-“
"M-Mario? MARIO? MARIO, NO!"
VERY fast Simon running at incredible hihg speed
VERY old meme reappearing at incredible dubm speed
juice doggos and memes are two different genres that intersect. Doggo memes never die
I NEED a gif of just the NES vibrating at light speed, then exploding.
Ot may end up needing to be an APNG ("A" stands for "Animated") because the GIF may not end up looking right.
Possibly.
MKAY
So this is what those parallel universes half button press guy was talking about look like.
D8W2P4 weren't you paying any attention? Everybody knows that parallel universes have no textures, and are completely invisible.
Okay there, """"""""""Henry""""""""""
MrMcAwesumz
Henry argues what's possible.
I'm observing the impossible.
But, the distance traveled wasn't proportional to his speed...
me Rip that dead channel
"Pick a box"
Famous last words
Change my blah blah blah goodbye *Windows 98/95 startup sound*
The Legend of Pikachu is my favorite Mario & Knuckles game.
Oh, don't forget Titanfall Legends! It's my favorite Minecraft platform!
@@noname-sk6zk
Don't forget Minecraft 2. Best Super Mario Maker stage.
I loved it when cratos said "It's bazingin time" and then fisted Peter Griffi, definite candidate of game of the minute award
for me it’s the legend of super hellyandere super five nights at bendy doki doki overwatch literature cuptailtale touhou megaman fortress sims 2 & knuckles
@@sabinastrash6813 same
A new Joel video is as rare as a diamond and worth far more.
That means they're very common and valuless?Tsk,haters.
+Grant Gary In this channel that is.
***** Not true, just nearly unable to be scratched, key word,NEARLY.
yeah only diamond cuts diamonds... unless you have dwarf star or black hole powers, and can lift that shit.... to which case be my guest!
Stag Dragon only diamond SCRATCHES, not cuts or breaker, a hammer can break a diamond no prob.
So this is what speed runners use.
huh
A. Ahmou but it's really risky.
It's dangerous to go alone here take this
*hands over a bag of cocaine*
tony tony chopper ta ta ta da
tony tony chopper how do u do the dark text
Don’t do crack kids
Don't do kids crack
Don't kids crack do
Do crack not kids
dont do school stay in drugs
Don't kids do crack?
"Pick a box. Its contents will help you on your way"
Mario: nah fam *jumps through wall and dies*
I've never clicked on a video so fast
Denise Thasder i've never videoed on a fast so click
Dwyn I've never fasted a video click before
Not as fast as Mario though.
Denise Thasder nveer ftsaed a veido cilck borfee
A video, never have I ever clicked as fast as I just did so
5:22
Fastlevania
Joel's unlocking of the Blood Room, coupled with finding the Hidden Flashing Treasure of the Deep Ones, is one of the crowning moments of corruption history. Vinny would be proud.
+KHTR Berk FERK YER
Fuck off
More like Sonicvainia! #Sonicmakeseverythingbetter
@@firebird64dd22 no
So Zelda is just Hotline Miami?
Yep
god i fucking love that game
NES
Nintendo Entertainment *Steroids*
No, no-no-no. There's actually a hidden _W_ that Nintendo didn't tell anybody about.
It stands for _Nintendo Entertainment _*_Speed Weed_*
*Seizure**
entertainment steroids
7:05 *And then... he ascended to the heavens.*
*System
Mario: *reads “Pick a box.”*
Also Mario: *breaks the law of physics*
*joel iconic laugh intensifies*
I died when you fell through the bonus stage in Mario World 3
So did Mario
69th like
XIXTHRASHER Mario Bros. 3*
Mario *W O R L D* 3
He built his speed to over 12 hours
Pick a box.
*Falls through ground for no apparent reason*
*Hysterical laughing*
7:02
The Joel space program, making breakthroughs in invisible stair technology since 2016.
“Yeah well you know what they’re bringing a bunch of old stuff back into Zelda, I hope Link’s chainsaw sword will make an appearance.”
Breath of the Wild comes out, and has a chainsaw weapon
Me: JOEL PREDICTED THE FUTURE.
This is not the first time
nah man they saw his video and added a chainsaw weapon to make him happy
6:14
Joel begins to build up speed for about 7 seconds to align himself 15 parallel universes ahead.
And to think the genesis has blast processing
Can we just take a second to talk about the impressive bullshit that Sega pulled with "blast processing"? Because first of all, it doesn't exist.
Nintendo does what Genesisn't
And it was made to show the nes was TOO SLOW.
@@commentdouchery2838 It did, but that's the only thing it had.
@@lowen__ Looks like someone's triggered.
Joel has the coding ability to create programs to potentially save lives
Instead he uses it to hack NES games...
Love you Uncle Jobel
OverworldTNTPig I know this is an old comment, but Joel doesn't make any of these programs that he messes with on-stream; most of the time it's a "friend of the stream" or just something on the internet that's been getting a lot of circulation.
OverworldTNTPig uncle jobel yay
JaAm JaAm
Joel uses other people to do the rom hack or speed hacks. Or he just downloads a popular rom hack.
OverworldTNTPig 284 likes, 4 comments
THIS HAS 420 LIKES
6:39 Joel's first corruption.
Wasn't Joel's first corruption somewhere in 2014?
Sega: We have blast processing! Genesis does what Nintendon’t!
Nintendo:
1:20
Joel: "I hope link's chainsaw sword makes an appearance"
Me: *Realizes they added a chainsaw sword to BOTW years after this video*
Where's your blast processing now!?
zzuck arr ballz zega bizkut
Ninten'does what Seg'dont.
+LaughingAloneWithTrapinch Nintendo is what Genesisn't.
Rena Kunisaki 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
yall is ugly lol
JOEL FINALLY REACHED H E A V E N !!!
We will get filled with awful versions of each streamer just how we got awful versions of JoJo characters :^)
aND THEN REACHED HELL AND CAME BACK
E Y E S O V E R H E A V E N
Joke Of The Day what if it already happened and were just oblivious to it
Mega Lizardon Does that mean he killed himself? Not funny.
The Ultra Fast NES makes Mario 3 look like a bootleg.
2:28 me happily running around the house
2:29 stubbing my toe
*mario3_thud_sound.jpeg*
I would like but it's at 69 likes
2:35 When picking a box, Mario likes to think OUTSIDE OF THE BOX!
@@Yogislavia bro you just destroyed him wow incredible...
nice pic
@@TheDuduzinhobr Hello Lisa Silverman aka. Ginko from the hit game Persona 2 for the PlayStation 1 & PlayStation Portable systems.
(In all seriousness, you too, lol.)
@@nyodesu Hello, Tatsuya Suou a.k.a. (player insert name) from the masterpiece game Persona 2 for the Playstation 6 & Virtual Boy systems
great pic too yoooo
Now THAT'S what i call BLAST PROCESSING!!!
Desolate Carnage
sega does what nintendoesnt
PFFFTTT....
Pls do ultra fast windows 98 on nes. thx
Agreed
Me too thanks
yee
aleks is right
omg yes
2:33
I'm fucking dying help me
I died so hard at that part! XDDDD
Pick a box.
Fleetstons?!?!
@@nightsworld2015 you're not the only one who died
7:38 he protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
HE ACCEND
When your mom makes pizza rolls
2:25 for best results
VERY fast NES running at incredible hihg speed
The Castlevania one is like a fucking creepypasta
Cryptid G And then hyperrealistic blood seeped from the walls! And Simon's head turned INSIDE OUT!
Cryptid G AND EVERYTHING WAS RED! LIKE BLOOOOOD! HYPERREALISTIC BLOOOOOOD!
Peach: Hey come over
Mario : can't fighting koopas
Peach : i'll bake you a cake
Mario: "turbo nes ;on'
4:26 Mario missed the airship
"That was quick."
Our Jorg and savior has returned
You should probably sub to his full streams channel. Then he'll always be here.
TheBiggaproductions No I'm subbed to that too, I just mostly prefer these condensed highlight videos
Rasamatazz The Coathanger has a youtube channel?
Rasamatazz
I died when you died in the toad house.
I see what you did there...
Littleman9Mew2 Why are you still alive then?
I too, fall through solid matter when I walk left.
ITS SO ANNOYING!
I'm very annoyed of how I can phase through matter as well.
2:28 mario stubs his toe and dies
"Pick a box"
I choose to die instead.
An emulator made in heaven.
SekruTheGreat Use the cartridges to seal games of their potential!
SekruTheGreat *Pucci intensifies*
@Erik The purpose of emulation is emulating the original hardware. I think it's advanced to the point where it does that1
SekruTheGreat He hex edited the game look at description.
Imagine if Sonic was on NES.
QB Mac too fast
Does Somari count?
He would go so fast his sprite would crash into the real world.
QB Mac the world would consume itself, falling into the abyss
Bootleg Sonic on nes is real
" I hope Links chainsaw sword will make an appearance " Holy shit someone tell Joel about the ancient buzzsaw in Breath of the Wild quick
Corodan Denis I think you even used alts for your qna video lol
0:52 that beeping in the background makes the thing a bit funnier for some reason
„I hope Links Chainsaw Sword makes an appearance“
You are a wizard Joel
Toad: Pick a box! t's contents will help you along the way!
Mario: *Falls Through Floor And Dies*
when we hit 88 mph, luigi, you're gonna see some serious shit
Funnily enough, there IS a chainsaw sword in Breath of the Wild
Joel confirmed mystic.
1:48 how does that look normal?
Luigi just bounced off Mario higher than usual.
r/woosh
bruh
1:16
Technically, there is a chainsaw in Breath of the wild.
WHOS GOING FAST NOW, SONIC?
a "WAHOO" is heard in the distance as something that, from afar, looks sorta like a meteorite, rushes down towards the earth at mach 9.
Yeah, and Sonic can only go at Mach 3.91.
2:48 It sounds like Goofy when he screams.
tyson. More like mickey mouses and donald ducks dsigusting love child.
I love it.
@@sus4644 shut up
"Pick a box." I CHOOSE DEATH.
*Hero Portrait explodes*
"pick a box"
...
"FOOL! You just activated my trap card!"
0:01 at 0.25 speed its kinda normal
Yes
They brought back his chainsaw sword in BotW!
Joel borrows Enrico Pucci's NES to play some games
Grant Davis Does his Nes have DIO stickers all over it?
『B E T I M』
Very likely
Grant Davis he borrowed Quicksilver's NES
actually in the description it says "Joel feeds his NES some nuclear waste and achieves time travel."
And Link decided to go full DIO.
I didn't know keemstar made an appearance on various NES games. he is truly fast as fuck boi
MEARE gnomes have super speed
Do midgets?
4:42
He got stuck for too long
Mario eventually stopped thinking
*IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE?!*
@@edvin7 EVERYTHING IS A JOJO REFERENCE
3:35: Hollywood, 1939. Amidst the glitz and glitter of a bustling young movietown…
5:26 He's going so fast, he's making complete laps around the Earth in milliseconds.
1:10
don't worry joel
breath of the wild got one of those too.
Actually, "Fast Super Mario Bros." was an official bonus feature for Ultimate NES Remix for the 3DS. So there's that.
Watch it at a playback speed of 2.
"They're bringing a lotta stuff back into Zelda. I hope Link's chainsaw sword makes an appearance." then Breath of the Wild comes around and it has a freaking Guardian Chainsaw Sword... Did they pick up on Joel's streams or something or is that mere coincidence?
Guess game theory was right Mario is faster than sonic.
yeah if u use hax
2:36 Joel's best laugh to date
Last time I was this earl-- *EEEEUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
hehehe
Someone should overlay this footage with「Made in Heaven」playing in the background
*Local Swedish man plays Nintendo while gay black priest resets the universe*
I see you believe in 「GRAVITY」as well.
4:46 When You Reach the 4th Demention.
I wonder how Sonic would play
Don’t even think about it it’s too fast
Sonic? on NES? the bootleg? o hell yes
There's actually a Sonic in Mario 3 that makes him play exactly how he does in the Sonic games
Shitty like every Sonic game
it is a epileptic kids worst nightmares or look like a Coke fever dream
Man we really need more Joel edits
Joel... what did I tell you about breaking your NES Joel?
Get you ass back to bed Joel. Who the fuck said you could stay up this late?
0:22 When link takes cocaine
0:28 i like to call this "machine gun Link"