r/TIFU My Tongue Ring Almost KILLED ME!
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r/Tifu In today's video, OP accidentally swallows her tongue ring... which puts her on a terrifying journey that ends with her in a life-threatening medical condition. Would one tiny mistake cost OP her life? Find out in today's TIFU episode! And if you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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Yugo says hi
Cool I love yugo
Ist reply
hi
from india
hi yugo
Hi yugo
rSlash: TIFU by bringing up my wife and raising a million questions about her and how we came to be.
Everyone in the comments : TIFU by questioning about rSlash's wife, even tho he mentioned her many times.
Rslash:”wife”
Comments: *confused screaming*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Panda Boi he’s been with his girlfriend for a couple months now, but they just got engaged .
Yea not gonna lie
rSlash is married?? When can we meet Mrs.lash????
I know right, where's the lucky lady~
That was my only takeaway from this whole video
In the basement
He’s mentioned her before as his “girlfriend,” so I’m assuming they just recently got hitched!
I thought they were just boyfriend girlfriend
rSlash: "I was sitting down next to my wife"
Everyone: *confused pikachu face*
lolol
lolol
lolol
lolol
@@scy2786 lolol
the ET handshake story got me cackling lmao!
Nice profile pic, ralsei is an awesome character
And also, the ET handshake thing made me die with laughter too
it killed me i wasnt expecting it
Conner the archer Ralsei is too cute tbh
I’m sorry I didn’t Mercey
I was expecting girlfriend but you said Wife this time my dude congrats!
*this is legit the only sane comment in a sea of confused screaming*
@@taroooo152 people aren't watching enough rSlash and that's sad :
when it said "i swallowed my tounge ring, got pregnant and almost died" i couldnt keep myself from laughter because it sounded like she got pregnant from swallowing the ring
13:04 “I was sitting down close to my wife”
Wait what
Saaaame.
RIGHT! which wife?! Rslash’s wife? Lol why don’t we know about Mrs. Rslash??
He’s mentioned her before but referred to her as his “girlfriend,” so I’m assuming they just recently got hitched!
perinnial yeah I guess that’s why I was in such shock but I’m happy for him
For the lifeguard story, at the end I literally shouted “Go and talk to her about it you idiot! I’m sure she’ll be understanding!”
Poor guy is never gonna live down the "Finger me" comments until he's dead. Any family member is gonna repeat that now!
Your leg story reminded me of a story from when I was 5.
I’m autistic, as a kids I didn’t answer to my name and I would just walk away from my parents all of the time. Big problem. So my dad had trained me to hold on to his back pocket when we went out anywhere. So he could feel me holding on or letting go. With my mom it was her purse.
So one morning my dad takes me and my brother to the corner store to grab some milk and things. At the store they had a small movie area where they rented out movies. My dad decided that we could get a couple of movies. I had let go of my dad’s pocket to look at a movie and my Dad had walked to the other side of the rack with out my noticing. So I finished looking at the movie, I put it back and go up to my dad and grab his pocket. Problem was it wasn’t my dad. But a guy dressed closely like my dad. The guy spends around and just looks at me. My brain goes “ not dad! Where’s dad?” And I scream bloody murder. My dad whips around the corner and grabs me. The guy is upset, confused, and now scared. As my monster of a dad is looking at him like he hurt me.
“Your kid just grabbed my pocket” the guy tells my dad. My dad looks at the guy and how closely they are dressed. My dad then had to explain to this guy that. I’m autistic, and the pocket thing is to stop me from getting lost, and the I had just miss took him as my dad. The guy was understanding, thank god.
Aw, that's actually kinda cute. Also, hello, fellow autistic guy, how you doing?
I've been refreshing like "where is Rslash?! " Just in time for coffee time
I just rewatch videos and until a new one pops up lol.
Every morning or evening :D
When my one son was same age as first story (approx.) he couldn't pronounce "tr", it came out as "f". He loved talking about trucks...
That's cute :D
And also I'm more than happy, that I don't speak English as first language and the mispronouncing mostly can't get THAT wrong :D
"Hey Daddy, a ****!"
When I was younger, my mom told me I didn't like saying "L" because I couldn't pronounce it right so I just skipped over it. My dad always wore a watch, too. Cue a kid's place and baby-me loudly proclaiming "What a big clock you have, Daddy!"
@@venomquill308 OOOOHH NO!
My son couldnt pronounce Fish as a toddler and said 'piss' So we always got 'mummy I want to see the piss' 'mummy I love my piss' 🤦♀️
That second story, I cant totally see that happening lol! Sometimes us guys just don't pick up on the signals women throw down. That's why I always say its best to be direct with men. Don't beat around the bush, don't play games, just say what you want, you will not only earn the respect of that man, you wont be mistaken either. If this woman would have just said to him "I think your cute, I want to fool around" that is a direct statement, its bold, its sexy, and cannot be misread.
I don't get the point of dropping hints vs just saying it out right. Like, girl, your in your home, in bra and panties, giving this dude the 'look', drop the fricken subtlety and TELL him "Your hot, I want to 'hug you passionately '". Though I should be grateful they don't use that 'when a girl says 'no' she means 'yes', where did that whole girls mean the opposite of what they say thing even come from?
That's just what I'm like as I can't stand hints. I also get annoyed by games so I don't do them either. Lastly there isn't any code that I just somehow expect my boyfriend will magically & randomly pick up on. I always just say what I mean & mean what I say. My guy teases me about being a unicorn & it took him a few months of asking if I was (we were) fine if I didn't immediately text back. Dude, I just have my hands full of something & I'm not ignoring you. While I do find the teasing bit kind of funny, it's also incredibly sad that he had gotten to be 47 years old (I'm 7 years younger than he is) without ever experiencing a partner who didn't expect him to be a mind reader until we started dating a little over a year ago. It's kind of infuriating tbh.
NO you don't ask a colleague if they want to sleep with you. I even think that hint she made was too obvious. It would make it really hard for them to work together after that if she asked him straight up. Using hints, you can just pretend like nothing happened if they don't accept it.
What *is* a problem is when men try to send hints, and the feelings are not returned, they just try to be more and more obvious. As if the only reason some one would decline them is because they didn't understand what they were trying to hint about? No. If you are going to send hints, then accept it if people are denying your approach and trying to move on, just like the woman in the story did.
Asking a colleague, or some one you don't know very well, straight up if they want to sleep with you is really creepy and would probably make them very uncomfortable. Please don't do it.
@@Fe-go2jw why not? they aren't managers... that's just corporate BS they feed kids to keep them compliant. Ive slept with co-workers before, if you both know what you want, and what your getting into it works fine... like a friends with benefits scenario. Maybe a stolen kiss at work every now and then to be naughty.
@@Fe-go2jw You make a valid point, but then again, think about it like this. If you as a female want "good times" with a male colleague, why speak a language you know he is not as fluent in as you are? That just sets you up for failure. That's like assassinating someone with a knife from behind and then yelling "you were supposed to see me!" as they bleed out.
What I don't understand, is how it would make it hard for those colleagues to work together. Are people not capable of compartmentalizing? Keeping outside problems outside and keeping work affairs professional?
This is not to you specifically, but I have seen some girls and women in and around my life that say things like, "guys can't take a hint". I'm not sure if that's a common thing for women to say, and I'm not going to declare anything I don't actually know about, but I am of the opinion that if a woman feels that way, then stop trying to use hints to communicate your intentions.
Think about it. You said (paraphrased) that the use of hints creates a layer of plausible deniability for women, right? My question, for women, why NOT be obvious? Transparency is a hard counter to misunderstandings and discontent. I mean just imagine how many fewer cases of misread signals we would have if signals ceased to be a thing.
I mean, in my experiences, males tend to have to deal with the embarrassment of a failed advance, while, like you said, a female can hide behind the plausible deniability of subliminals and hints.
Humans are not telepathic (yet). And as for the creepy thing, there are tactful and very direct ways to proposition a colleague be they male or female. I just don't like hints. They're too easy to miss and a bit frustrating when you do miss or misread them.
This ran kinda long, sorry. But this is for you as well as any other readers...
So, did you married the women who jumped out of your car with "your tasty drink" but instead grabbed her own drink?
Sounds like that
Ooh
Yeah that was my thought too
Yep! =)
I didn’t know you’re married ! Congratulations
The ET story had me laughing so hard that I couldn’t breathe & was in pain
i thought she was doing something else with her hand after she said she doesnt have pockets lol
Wait, RSLASH has a wife?
I remember him telling a story of his own in the fox urine tree video where he mentioned his wife. Or I could be mistaken.
Yes daddy
*_"Ba-Sodium Chloride Nigeria"_*
I feel so bad for the first OP. Those are one of the times where you need a child fitted muzzle.
The baby ones remind me of when my nephew was about 2 and I tried to teach him to not touch stoves. He had this toy kitchen set, complete with fake stove, and any time he touched the burners I would make an alarmed sound. Then, to show him what I meant, I touched the burner myself and yelped, "Ow!" and he learned to do the same. It became a game; he would touch the burner and show "Ow!" then put my hand on the burner so I would shout "Ow!" This was where I started to get worried. Then his 1 y/o brother comes up to the toy stove, and he grabs _his_ hand to try to make him scream "Ow!" I quickly stopped that game. I just hope he doesn't remember that lesson in the worst way possible and immediately go to touch any stove he sees; he's a bit of a reckless kid. Cute, but reckless.
haha omg imagine ur nephew puts ur younger nephew hadn on a real stove and forces it on the plate that's a real ouch! And if he doesn't let the little brothers hand go he could get serious burns for a lifetime ooooh damn. Like such things are real posibilities with kids. My sister little for example stuck a tiny toy sword up my nose until it punctured my nose so I got nosebleed and another time she full force stabbed me with a pencil on my hand so I got a dot tattoo there 'til this day where the pencil punctured my skin. Siblings am I right?
Oof eptopic pregnancy is no joke. A friend had one and ended up in the ER as well. I have the paraguard IUD and this really is the worst case scenario
The thumbnail said:
"My tongue ring turned me into male"
that’s so r/therewasanattempt
That’s a girl you can see her hair in pigtails to
We have all at some point, unknowingly, C-blocked ourselves
Yep
"Yugo says hi"
Yugo is a f*cking car brand in serbia 😂
Car says hi!
@@jkbutterfly3142 lol yea
Excluding the TIFU of the pregnancy, I was trying to hold laughter
Pragananancy
@Gan Len thanks for correcting me
Pregernenacy
What doctor would send somebody home with an ectopic pregnancy? That's dangerous.
Depending on where the embryo attached itself, it can have varying degrees of danger and if it was that early on it's reasonable to think the embryo would be low risk to the mother
@@comedyblastYT as somebody that's had two ectopic pregnancies it's dangerous to send anybody home. Doctors know these things can burst and anytime I would have sued my doctor had he sent me home.
@@KCCAT5 really? Ok, the source I looked at said it wasn't a big enough deal to keep people in the hospital, but clearly that's incorrect. I do know that there are cases where the baby was kept amd mother and baby survived, but clearly that was more of a miracle case then.
@@comedyblastYT Maybe it just depends on where you are and what treatment you're actually receiving. Looking on the NHS website (I'm in England) there are three options: Expectant Management, where you have no or mild symptoms and the pregnancy is very small or can't be found (I'm guessing this means too early to be detected on an ultrasound but a pregnancy test was positive), in which case they will monitor with regular blood tests to check the hCG levels are dropping, or if they don't change/rise may need further treatment; Medication, where it's diagnosed early but active monitoring (first option) isn't suitable, in which case an injection is given to stop the pregnancy from growing, requiring regularly blood tests to make sure the treatment is working; and surgery, to remove the pregnancy before it becomes too large.
The first two options (if either are applicable) will be discussed and monitored, with information given for signs to look out for in case of rupturing, but otherwise are sent home. Surgery, however, requires at least a few days stay, but overall recovery make take several weeks.
I know someone who had an ectopic pregnancy, but besides that I don't know what treatment they had, and don't feel right to ask.
@@KCCAT5 They didn't just send her home. They sent her home with a treatment to end the pregnancy and would absolutely have told her what warning signs to look for. There's no need to keep someone in a hospital if they're not showing any sign of bleeding, pain or likelihood of that happening any time soon. She didn't even know she was pregnant and had no signs of the pregnancy itself. None. So she wasn't at imminent risk of bleeding to death. It's exactly the same way that they don't keep you in hospital if you take medication to trigger an abortion of an intrauterine pregnancy either - what they DO do is give you very very strict instructions of what to look for, and when to come straight back. She should have had those and she would have been booked in for a followup appointment and ultrasound scan within a few days anyway. So sorry - you're misinformed. As someone else said - it entirely depends upon how far along the pregnancy is, where it's located etc. She wasn't bleeding or in pain, she didn't need to be in hospital when in all likelihood, the medication would have resolved the issue without the need for surgery in her case.
Should have doubled down and gave his leg a squeeze and a wink
*my whole life is TIFU*
Same..
baby jeon your parents
TIFU: had a child
1:04 I feel like that girl is going to be mortified when she grows up and remembers this XD
I literally got a piercing yesterday and youtube recommended this to me ._.
It's foreshadowing!!
Cool I didn’t know dogs can get young rings now
Lol itll be fine XD
@@Mmtshelly I didn't know rings could be young.
Was it nip piercing?
How old is Yugo now? We need more puppy bloopers!
I think Yugo is around six months old or so. Not too sure though.
I believe Yugo is now 8 or 9 months old.
69th like :) also I think he's 6 months now
Depending in the right answer he's either a few months older than my puppy or my puppy is a few months older than him
I can't watch or listen to the puppy bloopers, Yugo sets my dogs off into a barking competition.
I feel like that girl will become a politician.
That finger one had me dying!😂 Especially when she said "Remember, Ouch!" I pictured my own in-laws & how they'd look if that happened at our dinner table lol
The first one reminded me of a story I heard about a woman with a toddler in an airport... a toddler whose favorite word was bomb. You can guess where that lead.
Im Norwrgian, with an English stepdad.. going over to Engand, especially in the uk airports, all of us were only allowed to call out for my mum as mamma, mum or a derivative of that.. Mum's name is Gunn 😅😅 ✈🔫
I had to rewind two full stories because after the finger story had me laughing so much, I just couldn’t focus.
That ET story reminded me of when I asked my dad for an a cream pie (OATMEAL CREAM PIE THE LITTLE DEBBIE ONES!!) and after that day we've called them oatmeal cream cookies
Whenever the puppy bloopers come up and Yugo starts barking, my pup Trooper jumps up and looks around for a new friend😂 poor guy.
The last story reminded me of the first time I met my in-laws, luckily it was my boyfriend who did this, and not me.
When my boyfriend and I started dating, he quickly developed a habit of giving me small kisses when we huged (shoulder, top of my head, cheecks etc.). So after a nice evening at my in-laws place, we were getting ready to say goodbye, and giving them hugs. When my boyfriend gave his father a hug, he also gave him a small kiss on the shoulder, to my boyfriend's luck his father didn't feel it (or so we think, maybe he was just keeping quiet about it since it was first time we met and he wanted to leave a good impression). My boyfriend was a bit embarrassed that he did it to his father.
I didn’t know he was married! Omg
Once I was in Disney as a little kid and grabbed some random women’s hand who I thought was my mothers then about a minute later realising this wasn’t my mothers let go of her hand and started screaming for my mother she found me and that was it
One time a kid randomly came up to me at the store and held my hand and just stood there. After a few seconds he looked at me, realized i wasnt his sister or mom or whoever he confused me for, mumbled a "sowwie.." and walked away
XD your brother missed the opportunity to cry out: "staap onii-chan...!" with a high pitched voice
Sometimes TIFU stories are written by the funniest people *[remember the diarrhea bike story if you saw it]*
Huhh?! I have not seen that
@@KnittingGirl28 It's hysterical and the way he reads it makes it more so!!! I hope that you have a wonderful day!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂 🐧🐧
FearedxMayhem oh yeah...
I remember reading that and how it just got worse and worse and I couldn’t stop laughing
Friend of my fathers had a incident like the skirt post. They were at a company Christmas party with an open bar. One of his coworkers was a pretty heavy drinker and was just pounding back drinks all night, mostly unfazed by it apparently. At one point in the night another person made the joke to him "hey, where you putting all those drinks? Your hollow leg?" Everyone in the room stopped and stared at the guy, because unbeknownst to him, this guy had actually lost his leg in Vietnam.
Apparently after a few seconds of silence the guy burst out laughing and everyone had a good laugh about it.
excuse me but who the HECK has a tongue ring, what's the point? like, how do you even eat? just have a ring to chew on with your food
excuse me, why do people have to be a judgmental sh**head? How does your mom not smack you?
@@binbin7760 lmao theyre just asking. Its a valid question, wondering why people get toungue rings and if they are an issue when eating.
@@binbin7760 I bet you have a tongue ring lmao
Hi Kaelal all it is good for is hearing jingle bells playing in your mouth when you make out with someone. Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
If you've ever gotten a blowjob from a chick with a tongue ring, you wouldn't be asking that question. It's not just for looks.
rSlash's personal stories are so wholesome
That second story sounds like something I'd do. Except nobody asks me out anywhere.
The finger story cracked me up. I pictured the familiy's expressions and burst into tears, laughing.
Loool. "Daddy, finger me!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
6:59 When you wanna get away, but can't!!
Wow haven’t ever been this early but it’s pretty cool to wait for the video of the day
i have no idea why RUclips suggested RSlash but im so happy it did its so fun listening to these and then the Puppy Bloopers fulfill the Daily Quota of Pupper makes my day
"Finger me daddy" 😂😂😂😂😂 "Dont blow me dad" i swear to god i died laughing at these
Omg your story at the end reminds me of my brother in law. He was at dinner with my sister (his wife) and his parents. He holds her hand and starts rubbing his thumb to calm her down and stuff. Then he realizes he's doing it with both hands and is also doing it to his dad. He slowly let go and didn't acknowledge it.
Also forgot I was a member and got freaked out by the symbol next to my name 😅😅😅
The fact OP called it a stump somehow has me giggling like an idiot. I'm sorry
That is the medical term for the limb left behind from an amputation... its called a stump.
I’m so glad the story with the amputated hand made the girl laugh 😂 because it was an honest mistake, and a pretty funny one at that
You're married? I might be wrong, but I could swear your SO was your girlfriend just a few stories ago, damn. Congrats dude :)
So, I'm planning on confessing to someone tomorrow, who I just texted to basically plan a time to do so, and after hearing what you said at the end I had to like the video XD
Well, did ya do it??
Haha, I got to the video before the notification that it came out got to me!
The tongue ring one had me on the edge a couple times, like holy fuck.
Day 69 of asking for an episode of r/antimlm
Nice
NicE
Jeez...Tongue ring in nose/ IUD slipping down/pregnancy in fallopian tube...Hope everything else is well (in place) with the lady!
Hol' up. I've definitely swallowed my tongue piercing before.
...should I be concerned?
Edit: whew
Was your tongue ring the one ring?
Tifu’s that are definitely not things that happened in a day (like getting pregnant AND almost dying) make me giggle
Aww yeah! Been refreshing for a while, waiting for my bedtime stories from papa rslash.
Also, hi Yugo!
0:52 as soon as I saw their username I knew what was coming lmao
well this is the best rSlash video ives heard in a while lol
Ectopic pregnancies (where the egg implants outside of the uterus, and the pregnancy is totally non-viable and likely to kill you) are freaking scary.
R/Slash: *remembering when* TIFU...... I groped my brothers leg instead of my wifes
Me: *surprised pikachu* OMG so funny
Everyone else: Wait R/Slash is married..... *facepalm*
I had to rewind the story about the tongue ring bc I bellowed in laughter all through it after the “daddy finger” story...dear God... 😂😂😂
Moral of the story?
Always pay attention in a lingerie store.
The tongue ring chick, a blessing in disguise. Had she not inhaled that tongue ring, she would not have found out about her defective contraception and pregnancy, and probably would have died since when the paid started, she probably would have assumed it was something else and ended up dead. The universe has a way sometimes of helping you in strange ways.
Was I the only one who remembered him talking about his wife before?
For the last story, I’ve got something like that. So one time I was talking to my friend during school as we walked, me and her are like “huggish but no homo friends” and we were messing around. For a second she strayed off and I went to hug her, I accidentally hugged some kid who absolutely hated me. He’s one of my best friends now 😂
Jesus christ, tongue ring saved her life!
Listening to this while I'm getting ready for work and get halfway there and then check my schedule and see that I am up 3 HOURSS EARLY 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I have messed up to .I'm a teen with lots of nerf weapons with many nieces who love me.And I messed up by arming 4 5 and 7 year old with nerf guns after my mom said I can't do that anymore I then proceeded to lock my door which if they somehow get into my room got all my guns make the biggest mess ever and State shooting each other my brother comes in the room trying to stop them then precedes to get shot in the eye while two others think it's a good idea to then shoot the other in the eye so they wouldn't get in trouble and that is how I lost $400 worth of Nerf guns
Steve Hickey oof
i used to vape e-juice, & one time the wind blew my smoke backwards. my boyfriends youngest daughter just happened to be walking right behind me, she takes it upon herself to say “you’re smokin’ me up” lololol
6:48
Don't do it
Now that’s a clip
I had a very similar experience as the last story in the video. My husband and his dad look so much alike it’s almost scary! I tell my husband all the time that I know exactly what he is going to look like when he gets older because he looks so much like his dad. On time on a family vacation we decided to go to a local aquarium. My husband came up next to me and I grabbed his hand like I always do. After about a minute I realized that holding his hand didn’t feel right. That’s when I looked over and noticed it was my father in law’s hand I was holding not my husbands! We still have a good laugh about it from time to three years later!
kids are jailbait even if they're yours lol.
That last story reminded me of something I once did. My brother and I were getting on a bus and I noticed it was empty, so after showing my bus pass to the bus driver, I went to sit next to my brother. But while heading to the seat, I noticed something on the floor, which I picked up. Turned out to be a pen. So I sat down next to my brother and exclaimed "I found a pen!"
That's when I turned my head and realized that it wasn't actually my brother. It was the only other passenger in this otherwise totally empty bus, with a really weirded out expression on his face. I think I went "Whoops!" and then darted to the back of the bus, where my brother was nearly pissing himself with laughter. To this day he still taunts me with it.
When you grabbed your brother's leg, you should have doubled down you winked at him
Edit: I typed this in the morning so i fixed the spelling errors
I would, But his boyfriend won't like that.
Oh dang. I didn’t realize you were married. Congrats lol. A member of my family just got engaged and I’m still super happy for them.
Hi R slash!!!! :). Your married?!!? That’s cool
Years ago I was at a tech show with my boyfriend. He walked up and wrapped his arms around another woman that was wearing similar clothes and had similar hair. Her boyfriend was not amused. Mine was totally embarrassed and I was dying in laughter. Then about a year ago I was in the bank. I had left my 9 and 12 year old kids in the car. I was at the counter when an older gentleman came up behind me put this hand on my shoulders and said I love you. I was very confused because I was kind of facing the door and hadn't seen either of my kids come in. He realized his mistake and apologized very embarrassed. His wife was laughing and said, "I can't take you anywhere.".
Pet Yugo For Me :)
i was cooking while watching this video and ive never spun around to fast in my life when i heard you say "my wife"
11 views and 45 likes
That sounds corrct
6:47 I can *feel* the embarrassment
When are you going to do a face reveal?😆
He did it at 1 million subs
glock He’s don’t want already
He did one
He said hes doing it at a million! Cant wait
@@setythewindsage6576 he already did.
So in the end, ingesting that tongue ring saved her life and is more of a blessing than a fuck-up.
2019 be like: everyone asking for likes in some sort of way
The finger one made my husband laugh so hard he almost passed out.
There's no way the first guy is straight, he talks like a serious woman
@@Xenobat lol stay mad
oh jeez... the daughter and the finger one. I'm almost dead from laughing so hard XD
You are still my favorite Reddit - narrator. Keep up the good work~!
The handshake story reminds me of something I did as a very little kid in school. We were making 'mean teacher' top trumps cards, and I decided mine would be a PE teacher. But what to call him... Well, he was very tough, and very hard on all his students, so I named him 'Mr Hardon.'
No one said anything at school, but when I brought my picture home to show my parents, they were mortified, and tried to figure out if I actually knew what the word meant or not. It took some explaining from a very confused 6 year old me.