Yeah, the kid with the candy is a genius. I wouldn't have even been mad. I would have laughed at myself and just been super impressed and proud if that were my kid.
How that dude didn’t perforate his ear drum over years of excavating his damn ear canals is beyond me... also how did all those doctors not realise something was seriously wrong here?
The first one... I don't see it as a mess up. He was eventually going to find out and he found out before he popped the question and walked down the isle.
aisle* Although, it's actually not an aisle, it's the central passageway, aisles are on the sides of the church. Also, the groom doesn't walk down it, he's stood at the altar, the bride is escorted down, the bride and groom are married, and then the groom takes the bride *up* the central passageway.
When my grandma was a little girl, a moth flew into her ear and died. The doctor had to pick it out in pieces, and to this day she doesn’t like people waving their hands on that side of her head. Last week I felt a pressure by and in my ear, and I was convinced that the same thing happened to me. A few warm alcohol flushes and my husband scraping with an ear pick later, it turns out that there was no moth. Sorry, hon
JayLeeBeanz she said it definitely wasn’t dead when it went in. Having your ear canal be a place where something died is in itself a terrifying thought. In my case, the perceptions I was feeling by the pressure in my ear were more than likely influenced by her experience
addicted2mako My mum had a moth fly into her ear, it died and then got stuck in her ear for 3 months this year, doctors kept pulling it out mushed piece by mushed piece
My TIFU story that happened years ago. A hornet once flew into my nose. Of course I wasn't going to let it stay there and breathing in would've been a bad choice. This situation wouldn't have been so bad by itself, but I was 2 meters off the ground on a ladder trying to saw off a dead branch at the back of our yard. My mom was holding the ladder and I bet she was surprised when I suddenly threw away the saw, plucked my other nostril with my thumb and blew the hornet out of my nose with as much force as I could muster. Hornets are pretty tough, and it didn't take well for me expelling it in such a violent manner, so it immediately flew back up to me and stung me in the neck. I screamed and jumped off the ladder (managed not to land on my mom) and shouted at my mom that I was stung and would be going inside. Nature 1, me 0. P.S. I don't even want to imagine one going into my ear...
I put a rock in my ear when I was five the school nurse said I was faking it to get out of class which is ridiculous because five-year-old me love school luckily my mom believed me and she was able to get it out with a pair of tweezers
It's kinda inappropriate when the stories get serious though. "So as my step father was beating me and I started to black out..." *Wii music in the background* do do do...do do doo
I thought the guy with the rock in his ear was going to have amazing balance after removing the rock, you know, since he basically trained with such a detriment. I wanted a super hero ending. :(
I am glad I have now heard both the story told by the one older brother, and by the father. This is the best cause I was curious about how the parents took it!
@@limiv5272 Pretty much his older brother's explanation of how in his point of view of the Santa thing which was weird, but dismissed it then realized his little brother was smart and disappointed in himself that he never thought of doing what his little brother did.
That kid with the candy is actually so smart. Not only did he maliciously comply with his parent's rule, but he ALSO knew the price of clearance candy after Halloween. He knew he would make a profit, and didn't spill the beans.
I had a relatable story to the ear story: When i was 2 I shoved a pencil in my ear and the rubber on the end got stuck in my ear and i went to the doctor 6 Years later and the first doctor put a vacuum in my ear and it didn’t work I Later had surgery
11:21 I kept thinking to myself “It’s pretty easy to buy candy for much less than 25¢/piece, when are they gonna figure out that they can trade candy to buy more candy?” “Oh that might be the tifu.” “Yep.”
I have a similar story about having something stuck in my ear. When I was 5 years old my head felt like something was trying to coming out of my head. I dig in my ear and l felt it. I turn my right head down and something came out , it was a fly covered in ear wax , so I throw it away. I don't know how it got in ear .
I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED SOME GUYS TIK TOK ABOUT HOW HIS BROTHER FINESSED HIS PARENTS CANDY SYSTEM. LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME STORY, DOWN TO THE DETAILS BRUH
Many people hit the like button as soon as they start to watch. It then counts the like but not the view until they finished viewing. So it's pretty normal.
I have a personal connection to the rock story. Back when I was 6, I was in class and saw a pebble on the carpet I was sitting on. So naturally I decided that it would be a great idea to put it in my ear, It didn't hurt when I put it in but it only took a couple of hours. I didn't tell my parents for around 3-4 days until they heard me crying in my room at 11PM. That night my parents took me to a hospital where I stayed overnight and got the pebble removed in the morning. I know it's nothing compared to what that guy went through but I certainly understand what that must have felt like.
If I was the parent in the last story I'd be really proud of my kid for being smart and creative. I'd also be very careful in the future about closing all the loopholes...
How is that f up you caught your gf cheating on u with ur twin, i know i can cut a girl out of my life but not a brother prob fight one time and then be good
Regarding the weight loss one, i did the same for an uncle about a decade ago. I asked "Damn man, you're looking good, what's your secret?" To which he replied in a chipper voice "Cancer"
The kid in the Halloween story also F--- up. My parents thought that I believed in Santa until I was 11. It's just extra gifts that you get for nothing.
The kid with the candy is my favorite story ever. Get him a real skateboard from a skate shop, not walmart, really. Better, stronger, longer lasting, and straight-up safer
Turns out leaving a rock in your ear for 13 years can be really bad for your ear health. Who knew?
Hi
wait so my brother isn’t ok?
Crazy, never thought it would be bad
rSlash i did that not for 13 yrs but i did stick a pebble in my ear
What if you have a rock for a brain?
the rock story was sending chills down my spine the whole time
I ear you
I almost had a Robles like this; my ear had a rock in it but the rock crushed itself
Problems*
God I know right? That story was the worst thing possible to hear about, as I'm really squeemish of things like that ever since my own ear issues
My heart was pounding out of my chest the whole time
Yeah, the kid with the candy is a genius. I wouldn't have even been mad. I would have laughed at myself and just been super impressed and proud if that were my kid.
How that dude didn’t perforate his ear drum over years of excavating his damn ear canals is beyond me... also how did all those doctors not realise something was seriously wrong here?
To be fair the last doctor did and told him he needed a specialist.
Seriously. Absolute dogshit doctors.
Doctors typically ignore children's needs and always assume they're liars and can't be ill unless they're outright vomiting or have high temps
I once got a marble stuck in my nose. My mom slapped it out of me.
I'm sorry, but that was funny. You deserve a like for that one.
How hard did she have to slap you
@@wolf09980 - Reeeeaaaally fuckin hard
Looooool
oOF
O.o
The first one... I don't see it as a mess up. He was eventually going to find out and he found out before he popped the question and walked down the isle.
True, but still not the best day for him
I'm just hoping OP called his brother's future wife... can't imagine he'd want to see her marry his brother after that.
aisle*
Although, it's actually not an aisle, it's the central passageway, aisles are on the sides of the church. Also, the groom doesn't walk down it, he's stood at the altar, the bride is escorted down, the bride and groom are married, and then the groom takes the bride *up* the central passageway.
@@jordanknight3519 nobody cares let us have fun god damn
Jordan Knight, that's true but it isn't necessary. What's important is that he found out before it was too late.
The story at the end with the kid buying more candy!
OOOO YOU’RE SMART!
Yaaaassssssssssss, wish mry mom had done this with me, lol.
STONKS
Found the loophole!!! That kid is brilliant ahahaha
*U L T R A B I G B R A I N*
That was major stonks
When my grandma was a little girl, a moth flew into her ear and died. The doctor had to pick it out in pieces, and to this day she doesn’t like people waving their hands on that side of her head.
Last week I felt a pressure by and in my ear, and I was convinced that the same thing happened to me. A few warm alcohol flushes and my husband scraping with an ear pick later, it turns out that there was no moth. Sorry, hon
JayLeeBeanz she said it definitely wasn’t dead when it went in. Having your ear canal be a place where something died is in itself a terrifying thought.
In my case, the perceptions I was feeling by the pressure in my ear were more than likely influenced by her experience
better safe than sorry
I had a fly...fly right into my eye, it was still alive
addicted2mako
My mum had a moth fly into her ear, it died and then got stuck in her ear for 3 months this year, doctors kept pulling it out mushed piece by mushed piece
My TIFU story that happened years ago. A hornet once flew into my nose. Of course I wasn't going to let it stay there and breathing in would've been a bad choice. This situation wouldn't have been so bad by itself, but I was 2 meters off the ground on a ladder trying to saw off a dead branch at the back of our yard. My mom was holding the ladder and I bet she was surprised when I suddenly threw away the saw, plucked my other nostril with my thumb and blew the hornet out of my nose with as much force as I could muster. Hornets are pretty tough, and it didn't take well for me expelling it in such a violent manner, so it immediately flew back up to me and stung me in the neck. I screamed and jumped off the ladder (managed not to land on my mom) and shouted at my mom that I was stung and would be going inside. Nature 1, me 0.
P.S. I don't even want to imagine one going into my ear...
A rock in your ear?
Me, a boomer: Back then, we used to call them the *GroundPod Pro*
*O K B O O M E R*
Ok boomer
OK BOOMER
K boomer
*_O K B O O M E R_*
Imagine having a meteorite inside your ear
It was a part of the meteor you destroyed😑
imagine?
You'll be stewie Griffin
i see you everywhere WTF
Legit vibing tho
I put a rock in my ear when I was five the school nurse said I was faking it to get out of class which is ridiculous because five-year-old me love school luckily my mom believed me and she was able to get it out with a pair of tweezers
Very Lucky, you could've ended up like OP
The will to kill those jerks who say you're faking something is very, very real.
im convinced people like that deserve to be fired
Wait a minute, the Halloween one was in the malicious compliance section
Some can be found in up to 2 subreddits
I think it was in madlads to except it was told by the brother
Lol that's what I was thinking. But the brother's POV
From the bros view
@@jacksteck3153 Do you have a link? Or do you know the title of the post? I really want to read it
Op: I stuck a rock in my ear accidentally
Intrusive thoughts: What if I did that on purpose tho
why
possumguts idk man that’s just what intrusive thoughts do
Blizzard Blitx fair enough
Big mood
It's like a time capsule except it's in your ear and your not happy when you find it
You're
@@Sddvhjkkllmom
When you've been with rSlash so long that you miss the Wii music that used to be in the background...
I totally forgot about that
It distracted me so much that I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying lol
I know right? I miss it!
I'm with ya bud ;P
It's kinda inappropriate when the stories get serious though. "So as my step father was beating me and I started to black out..."
*Wii music in the background* do do do...do do doo
That scheming little capitalist. There may be hope for the next generation after all
Ok boomer😆😆😂😂😂
@@jedi_ace6655 ok zoomer
I know, that kid is a genius
@@jedi_ace6655 millennial actually but thanks for the compliment
@@Hello_World_not_taken if that was my child I would've first burst out laughing then just buy it for him.
I thought the guy with the rock in his ear was going to have amazing balance after removing the rock, you know, since he basically trained with such a detriment.
I wanted a super hero ending. :(
Yeah... Reality sucks...
"passing a kidney stone from my skull"
So its an ear stone?
Y-yes.
When you frick up so bad, that frick up so bad is an understatement.
OP in several stories: TIFU by accidentally uncovering someone's lie.
Me: /applauds. There was no fk-up, there. Just the twins - Karma and Justice.
Fuuuuck, that first one though!
In the second story it's not OP's fault, it's the kid's fault for telling him that.
you mean the train story, or the rock story?? Rock story is the second story.
Kids forget things like that. Everyone's upset by that story. Poor kid.
holly freak this rock in ear omg
glad it came out and you're doing fine
jesus..
By fine i mean alive and wo a rock in the head x;
The last kid is one of the best malicious compliance story I've ever heard.
I think the Halloween kid can skip grade school and go straight to law school
Dude that too low... He would run the business college
I am glad I have now heard both the story told by the one older brother, and by the father. This is the best cause I was curious about how the parents took it!
Did the brother have anything interesting to say about this?
@@limiv5272 Pretty much his older brother's explanation of how in his point of view of the Santa thing which was weird, but dismissed it then realized his little brother was smart and disappointed in himself that he never thought of doing what his little brother did.
That second story rocked!
I'll see myself out...
I think it bouldered his confidence
ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO THE TIME OUT CORNER
Diana Mel sorry I can’t rock with that
@@zacadeniyi6588 Well guess what? You're gonna get stoned if you don't
Diana Mel guess I’ll take that punishment with a pebble of salt
“TIFU because of something I did 13 years ago”
I think you mean 13YAIFU... but I guess it doesn’t have the same ring. 😂
I mean recalling stories is also allowed in the sub.
Always crazy how children out smart us before we realize how or what happened lol
That kid smart af, wish my mom would have done this with me growing up, id have a killer saving by now.
@Norman 04 funny since boomers calls us retarded, but they taught us in the first place lmao
😊❤ I totally and completely love this subreddit... I'm always either laughing my butt off or wincing in time with the OP's😂😂
That kid with the candy is actually so smart. Not only did he maliciously comply with his parent's rule, but he ALSO knew the price of clearance candy after Halloween. He knew he would make a profit, and didn't spill the beans.
I love that last story, it's the epitome of the stonks meme.
Beep boop.
I can't believe no one tried to power wash the rock out of his ear, yikes!
I
KEPT
FLINCHING
SO
HARD
AT
THE
ROCK
STORY
I did that once, it lasted a few weeks at the most. So grateful for Dr. Dijon(spelling maybe be off), and I never did that again.
COOL
STORY
BRO
That first story was so messed up I'm glad you ended with a kid outsmarting his parents.
The first story was about the gf cheating with the twin...
@SnekiBox *EVEN MORE VISIBLE CONFUSION*
that rock must have had some fcked up years
@Flying Carrot Productions vietnam flashbacks
He'll be a multi-billionaire...with type 2 diabetes.
Can we make a type 3? A type 2 but the smartest people ALIVE...
The last kid will find a loophole in something that will be world changing, I bet.
I had a relatable story to the ear story:
When i was 2 I shoved a pencil in my ear and the rubber on the end got stuck in my ear and i went to the doctor
6 Years later and the first doctor put a vacuum in my ear and it didn’t work I Later had surgery
Kid: yeah doc I think there's a rock in my ear
Doc:
*those damn phones*
Story of rock and ear, ouch, ouch, ouch, stop talking
The third story was so sad for the kid.
I accidentally screamed “duck you” at my mom during an argument when I was younger
Oof
@@vlexer22 what happen to him?
U know what’s the best thing, you waking to ur favourite yt at 10:00pm to get a notification.=]
Oh sweet! Perfect timing, I just started getting ready for school!
Jemminy same
I just woke up so I should be getting ready for school
i just got home from school lmao
That kid is a genius. Candy well earned.
That first story really hurt my feelings
So glad to have some rSlash on my birthday! Son is having a nap now I can chill out to rSlash😊😊
Sooooo, by listening to this I realized that some tiktok guy is using Reddit’s as his own life stories 😬
Somehow I'm not surprised people will say anything for clicks
That kid is going to go far in life. Thinking long game at such an early age is commendable
I always download your videos with yt premium so i can listen to them on my super long ass weekly commuter travels
bonus points for multitasking.
11:21 I kept thinking to myself “It’s pretty easy to buy candy for much less than 25¢/piece, when are they gonna figure out that they can trade candy to buy more candy?” “Oh that might be the tifu.” “Yep.”
I have a similar story about having something stuck in my ear. When I was 5 years old my head felt like something was trying to coming out of my head. I dig in my ear and l felt it. I turn my right head down and something came out , it was a fly covered in ear wax , so I throw it away. I don't know how it got in ear .
Parent:Are you sure you want me to take all your candy?
Kid:My goals are beyond your understanding
I LITERALLY JUST WATCHED SOME GUYS TIK TOK ABOUT HOW HIS BROTHER FINESSED HIS PARENTS CANDY SYSTEM. LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME STORY, DOWN TO THE DETAILS
BRUH
Oh I know who you’re talking about, yea that guy uses a lot of different stories from reddit
Tik Tok is gay and so are you.
@@astral2048 You do realize that, these days, that's like saying, "Tik Tok is like a coconut candy bar and so are you", right? Different strokes, man.
10:56
After he said “Whoops!” I *DIED*
Me: "Hey, I've seen this before!"
rSlash: "What do tough man you've seen this, is brand new!"
what
what the fuck is that
i knew what that kid was gonna do and i was so proud of him the whole time, he's my new hero
Hallllooooooooo early peoples.
Also having something stuck in ya ear for 13 years? Yikes.
Kage Okami I had a bead stuck up my nose for 7-8 years
I thought the same exact thing about the kid in the last story. Good point in time to teach him about moderation. :)
I put a bead in my ear when i was in preschool
I’m pretty sure i had to get surgery...
ok that last story is by far my favourite r/ story. its just cute and funny
Another time when 3 views and there are 14 likes! Gotta love RUclips!
Right now theres 108 on my end, with 20 likes, people keep flocking over super fast!
Many people hit the like button as soon as they start to watch. It then counts the like but not the view until they finished viewing. So it's pretty normal.
I have a personal connection to the rock story.
Back when I was 6, I was in class and saw a pebble on the carpet I was sitting on. So naturally I decided that it would be a great idea to put it in my ear, It didn't hurt when I put it in but it only took a couple of hours. I didn't tell my parents for around 3-4 days until they heard me crying in my room at 11PM. That night my parents took me to a hospital where I stayed overnight and got the pebble removed in the morning. I know it's nothing compared to what that guy went through but I certainly understand what that must have felt like.
"It was roughly a two year time span between 14 and 16"
Ya, no shit.
If I was the parent in the last story I'd be really proud of my kid for being smart and creative. I'd also be very careful in the future about closing all the loopholes...
Are you the Hip Hop guy? No sorry, I am more into Rock.
Omg that last story had me laughing out loud. Too good. That kids a genius
Hmm, I know there's a rock in my ear. Let's leave it for thirteen years before trying to get it out of my ear.
The candy kid was just living the dream anyone who has played a game involving buying low and selling high has had! LOL
Seriously, the ear rock thing again?
I havent heard of this one in this channel yet. perhaps you heard it somewhere else?
That last kid is smart. I love it.
How is that f up you caught your gf cheating on u with ur twin, i know i can cut a girl out of my life but not a brother prob fight one time and then be good
That kid is going places.
Probably on that sweet new 'board! gg, kid. Well played.
Early gang
the rock finally leaving that dudes ear finally coming out mustve been such a pleasure
This is my favorite subreddit by far
Loved that candy story. I thought 25¢ sounded high, but did not expect the 8-year-old to ALSO notice how high it was!
The last one has a mad splash of MaliciousCompliance mixed in.
Love ur videos I've pretty much watched them all they make me laugh especially puppy bloopers
I was laughing at the buying the Kit Kat part. Clever kid.
9:50 This part was hilarious even at 11:25 at NIGHT!!
I thought in that last story that kid was gonna save the candy he bought and and sell it to his parents for double for the profit the next year
Oh boy that first one was definitely not what I was expecting.
that kid is savage
100+ respect 😤
Happy birthday and I love your channel❤️❤️❤️
In That fine story the kid is a absolute madlad
Happy birthday rSlash! 🤗
That last kid would have been when I was growing up. Seriously, I was a chocoholic.😄
As someone who can't stand anything in my ears...that ENTIRE story was torture, especially the paper clip part
10:57 The eldest brother told his POV on TikTok and he was so upset he never thought about this.
Actress415 got the link to his Tik Tok
Regarding the weight loss one, i did the same for an uncle about a decade ago. I asked "Damn man, you're looking good, what's your secret?" To which he replied in a chipper voice "Cancer"
Yikes
1.23 million subs. Grats!
That ear story made me very uncomfortable. The candy kid is a legend.
The kid in the Halloween story also F--- up. My parents thought that I believed in Santa until I was 11. It's just extra gifts that you get for nothing.
12:00 this kid gonna go places, a true investor
7:23 This earwax lathered object. That's how pearls are formed! :)
Love the kid with the candy note to parents kids are a lot smarter than you give them credit for😃
The kid with the candy is my favorite story ever. Get him a real skateboard from a skate shop, not walmart, really. Better, stronger, longer lasting, and straight-up safer
Happy birthday rslash