r/TIFU I Almost Drowned in a Lake of Human Poo
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r/Tifu Is this the WORST TIFU in this the history of TIFUs? In today's video, OP accidentally falls into a human sewage treatment vat, which is literally filled with human excrement. And then... he starts sinking! This poor guy is about to drown in the worst way imaginable. Can he find a way to survive? If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button!
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"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Can you think of a worse way to die than drowning in a lake of human doo doo?
Being FORCED to drown in a pit of doo
drowning in a lake of animal doo doo
rSlash well there’s one guy who died from taking it to a horse, so I guess that’s probably one way
rSlash there is a real Maryland mayor who died after falling into a pit in a treatment facility. There is a video on RUclips.
Dying from lack of oxygen in your head in your crushes chest.
To the guy who almost drowned in 16 feet of poo, you could now literally say "I've been in some deep shit before" when consoling those who've gotten themselves in trouble. Additionally, I'm glad the cosmos decided to teach you a lesson in safety protocols rather than make you an example of safety protocols. bet you'll never go anywhere without a harness ever again.
“I’ve been in some deep shit before”, taken literally.
Honestly, this is grand.. Now he can use that expression seriously.
And yeah, lucky that he survived, i was surprised he didn’t write about suffocating due to the scent..
Listen I almost did the same thing in a different way and it is terrifying
@@bloodybladenum1920 Care to share about it on reddit? Maybe a certain RUclips channel will feature it...
Ok furry
Poor guy won't even sit on a toilet without a harness after that experience...
The dude was reading a condom wrapper to pass the time before dying 😂😂
😂😂💀
like how you read the shampoo ingredients while taking a shit without a phone...
but this time in much deeper shit and only a pack of condom wrappers.
👁️👄👁️
Too Used or not too used
To be fair, that'd be me in that situation 😂
Guy cheats on his girlfriend
Jellyfish: we got him boys roll out
don't think they were married.
Does it really make a differece
@@rachelmiller8127 Think there is a bit of a difference between cheating when you're married and cheating when you're not.
Jake Ridgeway well no it’s still cheating either way
@@jadey7690 You tend to share assets when you're married. Yes, there's a difference.
First OP - You had to toe the line of being honest for your family’s sake. And even though they laughed, at least they know you’ve definitely got a sole.
@@fork_salad they didn't as far as I saw, I'm pretty sure it's just a pun-
@@fork_salad r/woosh
Bowman Wright Good pun!😄
@@fork_salad lmao
hypershadow5g woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
"It turns out a jellyfish had wrapped around my genitals"
It is rare that a single sentence makes me hit pause on a video, tremble in pain and leave my room for a few moments to take a deep breath...
*J E S U S C H R I S T*
Don't kink shame. :p
@@DourdenAdam yeah... but that wasn't a kinky, that was an oopsie
@@murciadoxial8056 oopsies can be kinky.
@@DourdenAdam but not by default
@@DourdenAdam what the heck is wrong with you, are you a freaking masochist
I think jellyfish guy might have learned his lesson...
Yea, learn the tide schedule so you can avoid jellyfish. Also, always wear clothes when in water that isn't completely controlled by man... Also to avoid the jellyfish.
Well obviously since he's not a woman and therefore incapable of becoming pregnant. Wait, what?
@@kits6369 uh, he meant that the guy's penis was so damaged that he probably couldn't perform or produce normally...
@@ekser5737 i don't think his balls were harmed, i think it was just his dick. but i did say "produce," so yeah.
Welp, they say be loyal to your girlfriend even if she wasn't there. Now this guy learned a valuable lesson.
When the female prisoner started retching and asked what the f the stench was, op should have turned to her and said in her best Batman voice, "Justice!"
“Danger is a foot”
*_INDEED_*
Scary
Wow, I'm in the presence of the famous royal guardsman, The Great Papyrus?!
The story of the man almost drowning in the poop-pit made me almost cry. I had a relative in Mexico who lost both his and his sons life in an almost similar way. My uncle and his son was with family in Mexico, in the slums somewhere near the poo-pit where everyone goes to do the doo. His son (somewhere around 2 years of age) was playing with a ball, kicking it back and forth just idling and entering himself. Without thinking, the boy kicked his ball towards the pit and chased after it. He fell in. My uncle saw him at the last second before falling and ran towards him and dove in to rescue him. My family later found my uncle holding up his son as if he thought that maybe he rescued him from suffocating and drowning, but unfortunately they were both dead. Those pits are more terrifying than people think.
im so sorry to hear that.
thats pure sadness. i feel sorry for you.
oh shit man, get it?
Omg, I laughed at the story as, since the op was able to write about it, they'd got out and was okay. Now I feel like a piece of shit, I'm so sorry for your and your family's loss.
Holy Crap that sucks man
But seriously, I'm very sorry 😬😢😥😨😰😱😣😫😭😓.
The last one was silent, but deadly 😂
Good thing OP didn't confess, the judge may have written them up for assault 😂
@@amberlance3221 Hahaha 😂
Worst thing about it is that that would totally happen to me aswell 😂😂😂
The worst part is that it’s so relatable. Period farts are like unleashing the menstruation kraken from your anus.
and that people is what we call: a silent killer
okay in all seriousness now, I'm glad I wasn't in that room, I have a very sensitive nose so imagine any smell I dislike from afar, this would probably make me puke like no tomorrow
Guy cheats
Poseidon: bois, we gottem
Jellyfish: I got this
Guys genitals: dead
My lungs: **obliterated**
I nearly screamed when I read it.
He says drowning in 40 year old doodoo like if drowning in fresh doodoo would have been better
Yea but new doodoo would be less hard ( i think i aint no doodoo expert ) so you would have drowned faster
It's the psychological aspect which makes it worse.
Actually the fact that is was decades old poo might have saved him. Fresh poo creates heaps of methane which settles in an invisible blanket over the waste and you tend to suffocate in that gas before you get close to drowning.
That stuff is worse the longer it is allowed to marinate
That would have been a quicker sink probably.
The sewage one - you *never* work on one of those on your own. *Ever!* It's too easy to become overcome by the fumes and die. It's happened on farms all too often, and with other family members have died trying to get the first victim out. It sadly happened in N Ireland a few years ago. It was heartbreaking as well as horrible. If your boss sends you to a job like that, you take all your gear *and* a colleague!
I was literally in the middle of a good ass breakfast sandwich when you started the the second story. I had to pause the video to finish eating
Same, i was eating crisps tho haha
Unfortunately, I tend to get hungry when gross stories come on.....someone help me
@@FrecklesAviation british nigga
@@waleedalghamdi6267 why?
I was fine.
"My whole life lead me to drowning in shit."
This sums up everyones life. His almost quite literally.
After having my internet shut off for over a month, this is my first Reddit video since getting my internet back. Thanks rSlash for the good laugh (especially that last story).
H-how do you can live without internet for a month? I'll eating a ramen for a whole month just so i can have internet.
*is eating *
"Pit of human waste"
aight...imma head out
Xaxa Washington I had this video on auto play and wasn’t paying attention until it got to that part. By that point I was halfway through eating my lunch. 🤢🤮
Well.. the title kinda serves as a warning, though yeah im sure ive done similar...
I LOL'ed at the story of a fart clearing out a courtroom. I've had some bad gas in my time, but that was impressive.
When OP went into the bathroom naked, not knowing it was his father-in-law having a shower.
And saying "Daddy home".
What came to mind was, "You got that right, Daddy is home. But sorry man, it isn't you"
LOL
“I got banned from tinder for selling feet pics”
I mean, feet pics, who really does that?
@@itrasheditgood You'd be surprised.
@@itrasheditgood Anyone who wants easy money without having to do actually gross stuff like porn. Also selling panties. Panties and feet pics.
itrasheditgood first time on the internet I take it ^^;
@@GermAntibody Someone in my class was thinking about selling feet pics (not on tinder, I don't know where though). She's one of the smartest people I've known and someone you would definitely not expect to do stuff like that, but the way she saw it,it wasn't hurting anyone, she was comfortable with her feet, it would make others happy, and she'd get some cash.
16:00 that is one MANLY female prisoner
Oh my gosh XD now I'm dying again
💀💀💀💀
The word "feces" is accurate and shouldn't de-monetize you.
When I write a euphemism for s---, I write "$41+". When I'm speaking, I say "feces" or "fecal matter". Maybe even "solid waste".
The dude who almost drowned should definitely tell that to a therapist. Lol.
Adam Pine I don’t know how they’re still doing that job
Me: "I'm afraid of words that sound like letters"
Therapist: oh, I see
**SCREAMING**
"Daddy's home" This is something you should never say to your partners dad
That's something you should never say to your Partner lol
This brings a whole new meaning to *Chocolate Rain*
Chocolate pain. =(
mmm
chocolate shame
Chocolate milk :(
Just Some Guy without a Mustache some stay dry and others feel the pain
I can imagine dropping a fart that bad, I had a “and so it begins” moment and farted really loud and it stank out my room so bad I had to sit outside 😂
i know that feeling....
it happend to me in class ;-;
@@crabby4911 in class it wasn't me it was my teacher OMFG it was stinky af we had to evacuate the class but some kid started throwing up (no joke this is a true story) we had to wait outside for like 5mins and he came in with a tie around his mouth and started spraying some shitty air freshener.
When he went in he calmly just sat back down and said he had spicy tacos. Possibly the most disgusting thing ever happened to my life.
I feel like I just told a whole story I could have posted to reddit.
kwolf - yeah, a story for ‘thathappened’
Someone i know well put an entire lift in a shopping centre out of commission, the maintenance guy locked the doors open and hung an out of order sign on it... the kicker was this was like 10 minutes + after the event and some little kid told his mum it smelled like someone pooped in there.
Well.… Looks like OP had a more shitty day then the rest of us :')
Oh my dear god I think the fart story is the best one I've ever heard I'm over here dying XD
1st story really bothers me. What kind of respecting partner looks at their mates search history?
Not only that but instead of asking her about it, just decides to leave? He sounds like an insecure jerk to be completely honest.
NoirRaven what kind of person? Someone who understands the real world and knows how much cheating goes on.
@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 I kinda get the feeling he was looking for a reason to leave. If you love your partner, you don't check their search history going back several months (according to OP it was several months) and you don't calmly rush to the "peace out, bitches!" decision. If I thought my partner was cheating, I would be hurt, not "calmly buttering bread". Also, is a Google search of "what is Tinder?" _really_ enough to convince him she was unfaithful? The fact he lead with that means it was his only or best "evidence", and it's not evidence at all.
Her mom may want to have a serious talk with the stepdad.
Tazhie Nunurbusinezz what are you talking about? It wasn’t a search history. The husband somehow saw that his wife’s number was associated with tinder, so he looked it up to see what it is.
@@nellemonte Exactly
Now I know why I HATE jellyfish so much: they're the physical manifestation of Karma.
i was always scared of falling into the doodoo pit of my granddad, theny had a farm and collected the doodoo of their cows for the fields n stuff nothing ever happened, but i always had that fear of drowning in some cow doodoo and dying that way.
people have died from those when cleaning them out, multiple people as they tried to rescue others.. not from drowning initially, but from the toxic fumes large pits can generate knocking them out. So yeah, fear validated and completely rational.
If this is anything like my friend. The pumpkin seed thing is literally someone just pouring them in there for their own entertainment. XD
Yeah, you can grow pumpkins in manure, they need a lot of nutrients so maybe someone thought you could just grow them in old human poo too, haha.
Iflie lots of countries use semi processed human feces to fertilize crops, simply because it works ( US waste treatment facilities process human waste until it is no longer a danger and that is sometimes used). American tourists who go to other countries have to worry about eating produce for this reason because their bodies are not accustomed to the bacteria that the locals have no problem with. I had friends who went to work in parts of Africa and had to choose to either live on bananas/certain tree fruit or eat meat (they were vegan) because they could not safely eat the veggies- one friend ignored this and spent 5 months in a hospital regretting that choice.
@@Boredchinchilla Oh yeah I know about that, it's also how they know the soldiers defecting from North-Korea were starving, they had so many different types of worms in their system from eating probably raw produce that had been grown with human waste in a way that people know not do do anymore.
I mean you can still try to do it but it would have to be only in fields with things that get cooked and preferably with old composted waste. Though in many countries they still just relieve themselves right out in the field. With all the flies and infections following.
Even without that the water just contains different things we can't handle. I'm dutch, ours is really clean, you drink from the tap but you may get sick in even just Belgium or France from the water. We're not used to a thing.
The 40 year old human waste pool though should have converted to harmless decades ago with the right environment. That it still stunk probably shows there were processes going on there that wouldn't have let any plants grow.
I've also heard that pumpkin seeds can help with worms, so they could all have worms
Then again, maybe the pumpkin seeds were there because somebody ate them and pooped them out...?
"Daddy's home!"
*no*
Yeah, thats what he said.
No hes out For milk
I just wanna say I've litterally inhaled water and nearly died in a river and it was the most painful scariest thing I've went though and I cant imagine drowning in feces. I'm so glad that op is alive and I'm so sorry they had to go through it
The last story had me laughing my ass xD. Anyone else?
-NeoBlade
Yep lol
Yes
Right 🤣🤣🤣
Yup.
the point, that he survived it, makes it funny xD but yeah, never tell someone who knows you about it..
That last story KILLED ME 😂
Woke up and this was in my recommended? How does RUclips know I love stories about drowning in s***(doo)?
I’m dying of laughter from the walking in the shower one omg “I know who’s the daddy around here” I’ve never laughed so hard at a Reddit post before
I have been reading your posts for quite some time. The last 2 posts had me cracking up so loud. Sorry about the fella falling in the feces, but at least the last stories lightened everything up tremendously.
3rd story, I have no sympathy. That's karma.
Thats why it's the best story karma really is bitch.
Also happy that the man learned his lesson
OP should be told that there's an even worse way of almost drowning in human waste that is actually caught on video. A group is partying beside a runoff ditch from a bunch of portapotties when one of the partiers drunkenly passes out face first into the runoff! Fortunately, a guy jumps in and saves him, and the near drowned dude was cleaned up in the nearby river. Thanks, World's Dumbest partiers! LOL
Well, the song So Long Sentiment fits the title story perfectly.
"Under this crushing weight, I'm sinking
It never goes away, the thinking.
Echoes in empty rooms decaying
Alone to face the rest of me"
Drowning in waste has always been one of my deepest fears
6:57 - Wrath Of Poseidon
11:26 - JERK YOU STOLE MY JOKE
SHit, I laughed so much at that last story
No, shit is the second story. Lol.
_Looks like Charlie went to the wrong Chocolate Factory_
I actually had a distant uncle who drowned in a vat of shit, the young man who tried to save him also perish.
This episode had me crying, laughing, shaking, shocked and shook. What the hell
death fart from hell in court, I'm laughing so hard I can't stand anymore
4:10 I'm surprised the phone signal wasn't shit.
The jellyfish story reminds me of when I was very little. I was up on a motorboat and stuck my hand out into the water for the longest possible time (I have no idea why I did that, maybe to feel the water?). That's when I saw what looked like to me like a ghostly hand or some sort, then I saw it grab me by the hand and I felt like something had bitten me or electrocuted my hand. Now as a teenager, I'm convinced that this was a jellyfish given the fact that the outline I saw in the water looked ghostly and that there is a lot of jellyfish here in Norway.
Wowie, cheating on your SO? That was pretty shellfish OP.
@Satanic Potato they must be PUNished
reddit user:jellyfish wrapped it's tentacles around my *****
jellyfish:Interesting cuz I heard you CHEATED
Oh my God I got flashbacks listening to that beach story. When I was a kid I got stung hard core in the genitals by a Portuguese man-o-war. It's a fiercer than average type of jelly fish. Their stings are more intense. I was swimming in the ocean on a FL vacation with my mother and I guess it's tentacles floated right up in my girly parts and panicked and started stinging. It was like being r*ped by Satan. The most terrible pain ever. I ran out of the water screaming but no one knew what had happened and I was in so much pain I couldn't get actual words out. I literally ripped off my bathing suit and ran to the public showers still screaming and being chased by my mother and several life guards trying to figure out what in the hell was going on. It was awful and no one knew what to do once I explained I think I was stung by something. Apparently my mom missed a warning that the ocean was over populated by man-o-war in that area at that time. So I totally feel for that guy. That is a terrible karmic punishment! 😂
you sound like a fun person to be round, love the laughter .
I laughed at the last two so loudly that i almost woke my family 😂😂😂
To the cheater with the jellyfish... You deserve EVERY bit of what happened.
Oh god that human waste plant story. I can relate. Went on a class field trip to one, and it was HORRIBLE. Big props to the workers there. Just one mistake and you're a goner.
I think there was a politician that drowned at one of those waste sites. I think it was a mayor in maryland or something.
My aunt Theodora drowned in an outhouse after the floor caved in and she was not found for a couple of hours after it happened. Thankfully outhouses are becoming a rare item in most places today. I am sure that those accidents still happen, but that isn't likely a story told outside of close family.
*This reminds me*
of the time I was a Livestock Farmer, me and my Uncle were cleaning Pig Poo 🐖
and he slipped into a huge chunk of Pig Poo.
I helped him up, stared at each other and laughed it off.
Good times, good times
._.
So glad he didn't die by poo!! I know that working in grain silos can be just as dangerous if you don't have a harness, people have died falling into them because they didn't have any safely gear and couldn't get out. Always have your safety gear when working!!
Please start adding links to the posts in the description.
The last one reminds me of a story an actor (Misha Collins) from my favorite show told. I guess he was on a flight an had the farts really bad, and let one rip silently. The guy behind him straight up passed the fuck out, which caused flight attendants to respond. His partner is holding him as he comes out of it and says to the flight attendants "I think someone has gas" in which the FA responds "No, there's no way anyone could've smuggled a chemical weapon on board." The woman drops the issue and the guy wakes up fine. So Misha thinks "well. It can't happen twice" except it does and the guy passes out again. When the plane landed they had to get medical professionals to check him out because they think something is horribly wrong with him lmao
For the first story, was it really necessary for her to show her foot album just to validate her story?
When he starts laughing before reading ... You KNOW something good is coming up !!!
OOOOOOOO damn, I can't even imagine the pain beach guy experienced
Walking in naked to your FiL showering shouting "daddy's home" is priceless. 😂
All clean, in pyjamas, ready for bedtime stories.. And this. =(
Still, thank you for the bedtime stories every night.
Love from a very toasty Aussie sheila. «3 pls send water, shit's on fire, yo.
Azuraion what time zone are you in?
One of the most mortifying moments of my life was at my bridal shower. It was a couple shower and the person throwing the party blindfolded me, made me sit on the male guests laps and try to guess my husband by feeling the legs of the men. I picked my father in law. We’ve been married 19 years and I still cringe.
Well, I don’t think I’m hungry anymore
I also thought of Shawshank Redemption when the OP made it out of the pool of poo. "Andy Dufrense, who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side."
Sounds like my farts on a regular basis. 😂 My intestines frequently have a beef to settle with the outaide world.
I love when you laugh in the middle of reading. Makes me laugh even more! ❤
i was at a friends house one day back when i was in school and we were all just kinda hanging out and watching tv. I suddenly had to fart, and let out an extremely tiny silent "lady farts". the kind you barely even notice yourself. within the span of two minutes we were all running for the door, scrambling to get outside, and praying we didn't puke all over the floor. in our panic, we forgot to grab the dogs. within seconds of getting outside the dogs were howling and attacking the screen door trying to get out., me being the farter, was the one that had to go back and let them out. they literally knocked me over when they ran outside. that let a wave of fart out and one of my friends started puking. their mom came home about 10 minutes later, and we didn't say a damn thing. when she screamed out obscenities, we ran to the woods and hid out for the rest of the day. we didn't see the dogs for almost a week.
Yeah, no this didn't happen
I would rethink my life choices with the poo story.
I laughed so much throughout this video
shawshank redemption was the first thing i thought of too
Imagine being the person who actually sells feet pics
So? You can some serious money that way!
@@kayhaven4710 touché
Imagine being the employees of the company showing up and seeing the truck there, wondering where their coworker was and wondering if the worst had happened when looking down into the pit and contacting authorities to extract a body.
Then imagine being his wife contacted by police and hearing the news that your husband died drowning in a lake of shit. And hearing all the criticism from strangers when your husbands traumatizing death hits the news. What a disaster it could have been.
That fart story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
OP has no idea how lucky he is. Waste solids that old are going to be septic as hell, and the more agitated they get the more hydrogen sulfide they'll release. That gas is toxic and can kill you dead in a confined space like that.
OP 2 must have had a pretty shitty day after that.
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
John Laurens that a shitty joke 😀😀😀
@@E46ThatCould If you insult my jokes again then urine trouble
I..I...have nothing I’m sorry for disappointing you
@@E46ThatCould Ahahhahaha I win
That jellyfish knew exactly who to fuck over 🤣
I think i just died laughing. Ghost me is typing this!!!
**TYPES IN POST-MORTEM**
I love the jellyfish guy, I've never laughed at a TIFU like I have to this one
Been waiting for this all day 😁
sometimes an rSlash title is so good you have to wait for the perfect moment to savor a TIFU
The one of “stripping and sexually confronting my father in law “ you told us about in a previous video
Could you just imagine being pulled over by the cops for driving butt naked? And trying to explain to the officers as to *WHY* you're naked! 🤣🤣
Today I f up too by staying up all night and now I have to go to school in 40 mins
TITLE: today I f#$@ up
Some of the stories: months and years ago
Me: that is not today
Why is their a dislike button? If you dont like the video leave.
This reminds me of a conversation I had just yesterday, I said the exact same thing lol
Well it’s to take away their fame! I always like though.
that last story reminded me of this time i was in a smallish store with my granpa and step-father(former) and my granpa had farted and it smelled so bad that the entire store had evacuated and my granpa was just sitting in the center of the store dying of laughter,i miss him
What's up?
Elias Vasquez ur first comment
Yo, congrats on first comment
good thing it's not those shitty "first" comments
That last story took me tf out Lmfaooo
" R/TIFU " Me: " What does this have to do with Tifu? It has nothing to do with blowing guys. "
That last story describes "cruel and unusual punishment" pretty well.