r/Entitledparents My Friend's Dad Stole My Panties! 😱
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2024
- r/Entitledparents Today's episode is completely shocking! OP is a teenage girl who goes to her friend's house to spend the night. Her friend's dad acts really weird, but she doesn't think about it too much. Eventually, she wakes up in the middle of the night to discover that her friend's dad is searching through her bag of clothes and actually stole her underwear! To make things even worse, they learn that he has a whole collection of underwear! WTF? If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button for more daily Reddit videos!
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What would you do if your friend's parents stole your underwear?
I would be very mad so I would sue him, I also know his manager so I will get him fired, I will also leave him a 1 star review
Call the cops on 'em.
Kill the parent
Stabby stab 👀
Get myself a warrant
"No locked door policy" seems like a massive red flag for a creepy pervert dad. At the very least, it's overbearing, disrespectful, and demeaning.
I *bet* the dad locks the door when his in there
it's even worse when he demands the bathroom door to be open at all times. sounds like it'd be a nice excuse for him if he "accidentally" walked in on one of the guests in the shower or on the toilet
I’m really surprised that the wife didn’t think much about that ridiculous policy in the first place.
I know my parents had a no locked doors policy, but it was limited to bedrooms and didn't apply to bathrooms (or my parents room). The only reason it was in place was for fire safety, apparently, but other than that we did have plenty of privacy and my parents never barged in unannounced (the policy was pretty relaxed later on too. I could lock the door and hide from my 4-year-old niece, for instance).
The guy in the video was a grade a creep though, who wanted to spy on girls. There's no reason people shouldn't be allowed to lock the bathroom door.
@@akl2k7 It's still a very unsubtle way of saying "You have no right to privacy", though. Sure, your parents respected it and didn't just barge in, but they didn't have to. And seeing as how they were allowed to lock their doors, they clearly thought they had rights to privacy in their own space while you didn't.
"No locked door policy." Ya, that's pure predator material.
I thought it was NoRmAl!!!1!!111!
Actually, here it IS normal. We dont lock out Doors because if a fire Breaks out, we maybe couldnt be Able zu Find the key. It works really well, maybe that has to to with the Fach that e
We are all actually Same poeple and respect each other
It is extremely normal. Hell interior doors in every house I've lived in never even had locks except the bathrooms. No locked door policies are extremely common for a variety of reasons. Just because someone abused that doesn't magically mean every family that has such a policy is bad. I haven't had a lockable bedroom door my entire life.
Yeah, but I'm sure that's not even the reason for why he has that policy, I imagine it's so that he can snap photos at when girls are sleeping in bed or is taking a shower, when they're not looking. The lock doors prevent him from being able to do this. The biggest evidence is when OP says that she wanted privacy and the dad responded with "That's no excuse", as if he doesn't even acknowledges that the obvious reason for her saying that is because she doesn't want to be seen naked in the shower and basically interpreted it as her making an excuse for breaking a policy. Any normal person who would hear a person saying that they want privacy would take note and leave and apologize if they didn't realize it.
Personally, I wouldn't have seen that policy as predatory as my dad had that rule when I was a teen due to my suicidal tendencies. I tried to kill myself multiple times over the years so... It was for my protection..
“EK stole what she thought were mints from my purse. They were herbal laxatives” the single best sentence in this entire video
Did a nasty corner of your mind also hope the brat gobbled them all at once?
The part that made me kinda smirk is that I seriously doubt she's old enough to connect eating the "mints" with the end result so she'll likely keep doing so until they are gone.
Ann Victor Yes, yes it did.
honestly? if someone stole my laxatives, id pretend i didnt notice
Oh I'd probably smile, as I see the child wolfing them down. Karma at it's finest.
"It's a very small school, entire HS is about 30 people and five teachers."
... Is she sure it wasn't a cult facility?
That’s very common in really small towns.
A lot of times it’s to get around the high fees of private schools or so heavily rural towns can still get education
You know, the "No Locked Door Policy" should've been red flag number 1
I guess it's how people grow up. The house ai grew up in didn't have locks on any of the interior doors. So the idea that interior doors don't get locked (even if they have them), is a little odd to me
@Mr. Vic True. Even in my "Interior locks? What are those?" childhood, closed bathroom doors always got knocked on - if only to give the person a heads up you needed to grab something.
I get that rule but usually it doesn't extend to the bathroom
@@MarniCollier Well, the flag to that is the bit where OP was in the shower and the dad was angry at her for locking the door, even though it's very obvious why she would even lock the door in the first place, and even when OP mentioned that she wanted privacy, he responded with "That's no excuse", as if he doesn't even acknowledge the very obvious reason and just interpreted it as if she was making excuses for breaking the policy. Any normal person who would hear someone say that they wanted privacy would take note of it and leave, and apologize if they didn't realize it. That part is a big flag for me.
Why though? For reasons of fire safety such a policy does make sense. Heck, for other reasons of safety it even makes sense in the bathroom. I had an English teacher who slipped in the shower and hurt herself badly and had the door been locked, she might have gone into a whole other world of trouble. Luckily her kids found her and called an ambulance pretty quickly.
I mean, Christ was definitely more interested in a young woman’s hair colour than helping the needy. Pretty sure that’s the 11th Commandment.
God there are so many less fortunate people that don’t have the things we have how should I help them. God: you don’t, I’m kind of focused on women dying their hair right now check back later
Nah that’s the 12th. The 11th is Thou Shalt Not Show Bra Straps or Shoulders
Naw, I'm pretty sure that's higher up than 11 on the Karen Commandments.
I thought there were only 10 commandments. Or is this a joke because nowhere does it say you can’t dye your hair.
No, that's the 12th commandment. The 11th commandment is "thou shalt use protection if your pull out game weak"
Yo I’m a man and I feel uncomfortable with that underwear story. I’m glad OP got justice and that sick sorry excuse for a human being is locked up. Best believe he is not going to gave a good time in jail, inmates don’t tolerate sex offenders especially those that do it against minors
Ikr. How low do you have to go to do something that sh**y to anyone. I hope he wont get out anytime soon
SlySylveon facts
I've heard of people being raped on a daily bases in prison if they're a sex offender
@@slysylveon people like him have a wifes and children, while so many proper men are single xD
SlySylveon *go pokeball*
I feel like after *HEARING* that story that I need a priest to bless my entire room. That is so disgusting that it isn't even funny. Good job OP for getting him locked up.
You get what you fricking deserve
*joker pointing gun noises*
Upon hearing that story I want to swab out my ears with q-tips dipped in holy water. And I don't even believe in holy water.
You said it! Virtual high five!
I'm not super religious, but I always keep a bible in my room, just in case I need to cleanse my room.
I feel bad for the friend and the friend's mom imagine finding out you're husband/dad is creep who likes to steal underwear
I assumed the dad stealing OP's panties was going to be a parent who wanted to use the shower, barged right in, yelled at her to hurry up and because she's 'taking forever', grabbed her underwear to make her rush out. God, it was just worse! :
SOO MUCH WORSE 🤢
For the first story, a quote from the iconic Suite Life of Zack and Cody:
Cody: “They said it was honey mist auburn!”
Zack: “Honey, you missed auburn big time.”
This made me feel old
Haha I was literally thinking this too!
Ah, the nostalgia.
Why do some Christians think that hair dye is satanic, i mean its not like your gonna summon satan because of the colour of your hair.
Yeah,
Everyone knows you have to recite the entire bible in reverse in one breath to do it.
What the actual hell? As a Christian I apologize for all of those idiots..
It's ridiculous, but here's the most common reason presented. Coloring hair, using makeup, etc. is considered to be vain, thus it is against the rules. Because a lot of these legalistic religious types don't believe in individuality or self accountability. I think a secondary, also stupid, reason given is that it aids in tempting boys to lust. As though any young male needs any encouragement. The hair dye isn't gonna he the deciding factor here, but those are the most common excuses offered for those stupid conformity rules.
@@blueclaws9894 That's so weird. I'm a Christian and I wear makeup sometimes if I was to look all pretty when going out or just at home and I've dyed my hair pink and red before but I've never heard that I can't do that. If getting piercings counts too than idek what this world has come to.
@@AnInkStick then please stop self-victimizing. This is not twatter.
5:30 gotta love these people who want to claim OP is evil for not taking in the cousin but also refusing to do it themselves, if he's not dangerous then let him sleep in your homes.
TRUEEEE
Hmm I would of probably of killed the guy no joke I don't care if he was 7 at the time lol But way before that after he tortured an animal he would be in therapy to prevent shit like trying to kill people for no reason.
Yeah I fail to understand the logic of his mother refusing to take him in but trying to pressure other family members to although the apple often doesn’t fall far from the tree - I would stay well away from all of them.
@@erikmckoul2478 ah yes "i would murder a child to prevent it from possibly becoming a murderer itself, instead of getting it some help"
You dont sound much better than he truth be told.
Hypocrisy right there.
That writer one was the worst like, "do my homework" "no" "it's your duty" "no, who the hell are you" "well then I'll hurt you if you don't do it"
"WHY AM I BANNED WTF"
I wouldn't say the worst like the one at the start but yeah I would hate that
I think the worst one in this video was the underwear story. Made me gag, so damn disgusting.
I kinda got r/thathappened vibes from it, that story just seemed WAY too unrealistic. But who knows, some people are just genuinely insane so maybe it did happen
Not to mention that last comment at 14:41 ... how does that have anything to do with the fuck you're complaining about? Or anything, for that matter?
The disconnect is real
That OP should leave that school. Religion and school seriously shouldn’t mix.
I go to a religious. There a load of rules that don't make sense.
Im about to go to a catholic school and the rules are WACK. And we literally had to sign a paper saying we submit ourselves, our body, our minds, to god. We also have to do a prayer 5 times a day, 25 times a week, its that god owns our body, minds and lives, all for god. I dont even believe in a god or any other higher figure, im only going to this school because it gives the best education.
@@thekiwifruit3659 I don't think people should be forced into believing into religion. Hopefully you can get through it
@@SilverVolo I go to a religious school, it's not so bad, it's Catholic, but there aren't too many rules to do with religion
@@thekiwifruit3659 Ngl, sounds culty on that signature bit.
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My favorite line HANDS DOWN was “I feel like I need Holy water eye drops after reading that one” lmao 😂
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Purveyor I thought you stopped begging for subscribers?
My husband and I literally laughed out loud when he said that.
@@ChiditheLitleo667 that's why I'm reporting their post.
My favorite insult im was sphincter goblin I had never heard that one before
im tired of ppl in general using God as an excuse to justify their own prejudices.
Thats why i do not go to church.
To hell with 'em
@Ben Curtis - BC Media self-righteous bastards.
@@madambutterfly1997 yep😤😤
As Brennan Manning said,
"The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians who acknowledge Jesus with their lips and walk out the door and deny Him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable."
(I'm tired of it too)
The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.
The first story... Wait, NOT going to stack wood all afternoon is a *punishment* ????
I mean... would you rather be stuck in one room without being able to do much at all for most of the day or do something productive instead like stacking wood
shadow Especially for for an elderly person who really needs the help.
To be fair she’s hanging out with her friends while doing this and helping the elderly lmao
I'm thinking it's a service learning thing.
Was thinking the same thing. Like I get op wanted to do it but honestly the type of person that should be punished probably wouldn't want to do that anyways.
The last story with the realtor is really a classic example from the standard Entitled Person's Playbook: Walk into a building you have no right to be in, accost someone you've never met, and force upon them a responsibility they've never had nor wanted.
“They were herbal laxatives”
I LOST MY MIND😂
satan: i just wanted to say that i am a huge fan
Dads friend: What’s that between your legs? Nothing now..
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow RUclipsr.
@@xxdiamond345xx3 i find this despicable
@@xxdiamond345xx3 You're spamming this everywhere, just stop. I doubt all of that happened since you asked us to sub to your YT channel when if you really wanted to just tell us your life story, you wouldn't have done that. This is obviously just a spam comment to try to pull people's heartstrings to make them go subscribe. EVERYONE REPORT THEM FOR SPAM
A dangling piece of meat
@@xxdiamond345xx3 is this a copypasta or some shit
The father of the last story is in for a *CRAPPY* surprise when his child eats the "mints"
Is it just me, or does it feel like we’ve heard that last story before? Can’t remember why, but I think it had something to do with OP being “Ink in the water”? I might just be crazy
Ain't that some *shit*
@@I-might-be-dove no, we haven't gotten any of these stories
I dont know what these "candys " actuall were. I am german and have no clue what she could mean
@@phiastari i dont know what she means either,
Im American, but im part German
A principal Karen?
I feel sorry for all the good children of that school.
Oh my goodness it’s the god account. XD Yeah buddy, some of your followers aren’t good people. Sorry.
So do you like dyed hair or not
@@coreybayley8580 i respect people that dye hair but nah i would'nt dye mines
Please father, she has been a sinner, help those children!
Thanks god
Bloody hell that story about the child predator is just insane! So he had what can be called a shrine of underwear from the friends of his daughter, that's just sickening.
And that underwear story is now making me feel like never ever allowing my kid on a sleep over.
Psychopaths and sociopaths are not the same thing
Edit: Yeah, he 100% sounds like a legitimate psychopath
Edit: THEY'RE cruel for not blindly welcoming a literal psychotic criminal into their home? One who has literally tortured them in the past? Instances like this are exactly what the full phrase "the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" is for. Just because you're related doesn't really mean shit. Why don't any of these people trying to guilt OP take him in?
That first girl is just jealous of op and wanted to steal her happiness just to fill the empty void where her soul is supposed to be. I hope she gets a taste of her own medicine one day.
I am just saying child predators don't make it long in prison if the other prisoners find out.
"did you leave my kid alone in there?"
"No, you did that when you dumped her on me and walked out"
Yes! Exactly what I was thinking!
Therapist: so what's the source of your stress?
Me: Welcome of r/entitledparents
@clouds 123 yep
Yea lol but some more extreme stories get my blood boiling
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow RUclipsr.
@@xxdiamond345xx3 no fucking way i read this sorry m8 its 11:00 AM and i sleeped at 2 AM
@@xxdiamond345xx3 Stop advertising your channel
The first story is one of MANY reasons I don’t believe that religion based schools should exsist.
Same.
facts
I don't mind them as they have culture value but some take it to far
Yeah if you are an athiest/other religion it could be really bad.
How do you want them to spread, they can't do that if they are not allowed to infect the young.
It's not fair for them!
*Guess who is the subject "them"*
by their logic, no hair is christ-like.
also in their defence, it said auburn, a NATURAL color. then, it wasnt natural. they wanted a natural color so she wouldnt get in trouble
Christ like means not to be in love with the world and worldly things. If your school has a policy like to wear uniforms or facial hair policy, you have to abide by it. Not saying that what she did was a huge deal but she did break the rules
@@TKUA11
The school banned "unnatural colour" but she got the natural so she isn't breaking the rules per say
And even if you have hair like Jesus Christ they'll probably call you a heretic for trying to copy the a holy figure 😂
Mirza Hamza Baig well if she doesn’t like the rules she could go to a different school. And bright red hair is not a natural hair color
I groan at the thought of what of what he would have done if she hadn't locked the bathroom... I'm glad that this didn't wreak the friendship. a lot of times the family of predators are victims because they have to live with what the dad did... I'm glad that OP is safe now.
Why don’t the family members take in the future serial killer instead? He need help and the rest of the family refuses. Why can’t they offer up their home to him?
Cus they fear he will kill them most likely. Safety is only important if it is there own security
@@TheRealNekora Why not throw it at the family members who probably won't matter.
Bruh I was thinking the same! Why are you calling Op and the twin brother “cruel” when you won’t even keep the guy in your home ffs.
OP: *Pours coffee on her foot*
ED and EK: *"Anyway, we start harassing."*
I hate the dad from the last story like ye op will clearly do Ure daughter's homework and teach but she can't properly teach smh😞😞
He probably doesn't even have that much brain cells to even pick up the pencil
@@LilLexiVideos grammar 100
@@hussar5695 yeah i have dyslexia, not an excuse but i can't spell correctly when i type fast, sorry if it was confusing😅
Lillian Wolf am I dumb or did you not say anything wrong?
Well like 2 things but it’s really small
Everybody gangsta till the managers join Karen
Haha
What if karen is the manager
@@lukasstagg4320 😳
That guy that just dropped off his kid with OP in the cafe like "ok total stranger do her homework I'll be back later" was a class A nutjob. Just... wtf?? I can't help but imagine him acting like a crackhead.
OP: It was supposed to be honey mist auburn
Karen: Honey, you missed auburn, big time
Suite Life of Zack and Cody?
I love Suite Life of Zack and Cody
And that explains why the dad had a very strict "no locked doors policy." He was just hoping to "accidentally" walk in on a young girl, whether it be his own daughter or her friends.
Shoot this scares me... My little cousin would always try to hug us a little too hard, until we were in pain/couldn’t breathe. He also has a habit of being violent towards pets. He’s been taking medicine for anger issues but gosh it’s still terrifying when a 10 year old enjoys to purposely knock the wind out of ya
I hope his parents keep a very close eye on him...
Dad: steals underwear
Me: wtf r u doing
Dad: uuuh checking for drugs?
Dad : uhhhhh checking if you have drugs (pls continue)
@@dotdankory hey ma'am your husband is looking my underwears wtf
60th like
@@dotdankory op:ok
@@Nockgun
damn in a year nobody has continued the conversation between the commenter and the dad
I audibly went "OOH!" at that last sentence.
"she stole what she thought was mints but were actually herbal laxatives"
This happened to me when i was like 16 and spending a few nights with my boyfriend's family. Well him, his mom and step dad. I went to shower one morning and all my undies were gone! I told my bf and he was pissed. I can't remember much more like if we told his mom or not but he slept with my in the living room after that.
Please tell me that you told your parents
I am sorry for the friend whose father did that. After all, OP will go to her house and the whole thing will become an anecdote, but to the friend is a reality from which she can't escape.
In case you’re wondering, anti-social personality disorder is the same mental illness that THE JOKER has. Dude needs some mental health right now.
I always mix up anti-social personality disorder and social anxiety and am therefore reeeally confused for one sec xP
Bruh what is it with people hating dyed hair.?
Different is the work of Satan or something idk I actually use my brain
It's an easy, visible sign of non-conformism. And religious schools are all about conforming, being meek and silently following the "leaders" who then can use and abuse the power the "god bestowed upon them".
@Mora Fermi yeah “abuse” is right.
Illogical reasons
Some people don't like any sense of individuality and want people to quietly go with the crowd and follow Christian beliefs. Basically, brainwash them and have them be the same as everyone else with no individuality. It is the same for make-up, tattoos, etc. They also say how make-up, hair dye, etc "tempts guys" and so they can't do it unless they want to. Basically saying males have no self control and also low key blaming victims of sexual harassment for being harrassed.
“Who stays unmarried at 24?!”
My brother, 29 and single as a Pringle: Ahem...
“Like a shrunken sphincter” is the best line I’ve ever heard
Is that what's called "cat butt face"?
My friend "do you wanna hang out today?"
Me "uhm i need to do things"
The things i need to do: refresh my yt page until i see rslash :)
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow RUclipsr.
Nice
Husband: Honey I need your help!
Me: Not till after R/Slash!
Kids: We need your help with the Xbox!
Me: Not till after R/Slash!
First thing I do every day and they know it! LOL
@Purveyor OH MY GOD STOP RIGHT NOW
@@xxdiamond345xx3 purveyor: *apolgizes for self promoting*
Also Purveyor: *attempts to guilt trip people into subbing*
Ah, I love how so many “Christians” are the most judgmental people ever.
The panty story should be on r/insaneparents
Agreed.
I was so scared during the friend dad story that the wife would believe the husband or just not care what he was doing
I'm so glad he got arrested
Entitled Dad: Who stays unmarried at 24?
Me, unmarried at 27: You'd be surprised, dude
me, unmarried at 31: you'd be REALLY surprised
@@NinjaFlibble right? my bf is 30, never been married. one of my coworkers is 36, never been married... what planet does that ED live on?
@@Purpl3Pe4ch
Different culture, different rules I guess....
@@NinjaFlibble could be
Persons who weren't reared to believe they HAD to get married.
I need holy water eye drops? More like a holy water bath!
*bleach
When you realise scarlett overkill has the super karen cut
Well, she his
Huh?
I’ve always wondering why rslash says “the next reddit post...” instead of “the first reddit post...” for the first post
I think he pre recorded them words and edits them in cuz they all sound the same
it's a reflex
My theory is that each video is basically a sequel so if someone were to Marathon it, it would make sense? (Idk if the first video ever said "the first reddit post...")
Joshy H I can confirm your theory is not correct, yes I just look at every video till he started introducing the post
Hello, fellow Unus.
Here's an entitled parent story I have: So I'm a cosplayer and made an entire cosplay, wig styling, costume, and all. I decided I would go outside to take some pics in Tamaki Amajiki cosplay. Sounds simple, easy, and innocent, right? Wrong. In walks EM. I was standing outside, prepping my camera with the timer (since I dont have a photographer or anyone to take pics for me) and posing by a tree and in the grass in my front lawn. EM walks over and starts ranting on me. "You can't do that here! That's so indecent and innapropriate!" Literally all I was doing was standing by a tree or sitting in the grass and looking up at the sky. Nothing innapropriate. Then she decided to make up excuses to make me look bad. "Your skirt is too short!" If you've seen Tamaki Amajiki's hero costume, you know the skirt reaches down past the knees so that excuse was bullshit. "You aren't wearing anything underneath that skirt!" Just then, I decided to speak up. "Ma'am, I'm not being innapropriate and I'm wearing shorts under my skirt. So please leave me to take cosplay pics in peace." EM scoffs and walks off. I discover that my skirt was starting to get a little dirty from sitting in the grass, so I decide to change into the UA gym uniform. I took off my cape, chest plate, wings, and skirt. I was still wearing black shorts, thigh high socks, and a long sleeve t-shirt. Enough to cover my body and be family friendly. However, EM comes back, even more raged. "You're getting undressed in a public area! How dare you! There are children here! You're such a terrible girl!" I was getting pissed. There wasn't even anyone around and being a trans guy and being misgendered for the 5000000th time made me kinda upset. "Ma'am. First off, I'm a boy, not a girl. And you can clearly see that I'm wearing clothes that cover my body. Now let me change into another costume." The EM starts yelling, almost screaming and I'm sick of her bs. I gather all my equipment and head to my backyard to finish my photo shoot.
I'm really shocked that the girl decided to sleep at a place where her friend's dad was such a lunatic. She had a phone on her and should have called anyone to give her a lift the moment she left the shower. You just never know whast can happen with psychopaths like this.
Can someone pass the bleach? For get the holy water, bleach is stronger.
Better than putting it in the eyes
Drink it
If it’s stronger I’ll stay away from it I’m a devil
@@RoseihDBTB heyyyyy wanna a drink?
Its so strong you are gonna knock out to the heavens
a mix of the two
*Forget*
r/Entitled Parents? More like r/Lets Not Meet
“Who stays unmarried at 24!” boi who doesn’t have a wife at your age
Whenever I meet an Entitled Parent that makes up a story to get something, I always say, “Did I ask?”
As soon as he said, “Used them,” I, myself, quietly said to myself, “Oh my god. Oh my god.”
I lost all of my power in the tropical storm an this makes my day just that much better
Why would one do this...
Oh wait it’s entitled people.
Hi everyone. How is it going ?
Good good
im doing well
@@mse5814 e
I'm going good, you?
Good but I’m up earlier then I want to.
i can confirm that being a writer doesn't make you good enough to do homework for kids because i forget the multiplication tables every single year
More r/insaneparents
Hi, hows your day going.
Lol this slightly brightened it up
Good u
It's doing fine, thanks for making me smile 😚
Hello doing alright, how are you
It's going Ross, but hey it pays the bills 🤷🏼♀️
I hope that little kid eats all those “mints” at once.
'Holy water eye drops' omg lmao I can't believe you made me snort laugh after such a horror story
@15:05 EK stole your laxatives that she thought were candy? I can just imagine ED yelling at you for not warning his child about that before she stole it! I hope he gets the police involved and tries to sue you over that. "You should teach your kid not to steal from others." "Well OP should have said something earlier!" LOL
“Oh no! There’s a burglar in our neighborhood!”
“Lock all the doors!”
*“EXCUSE ME, THERE IS NO LOCKED DOORS IN THIS HOUSE”*
*few minutes later*
“THE BURGLAR IS IN THE HOUSE!”
Did anyone have flashbacks to Suite Life of Zack and Cody when she said Auburn hair dye? 😅😅
Honey, you missed auburn big time
6:10 shouldn't this story be "R/Crime stories"? Cause the "Dad" here did commit a disgusting crime.
Me a guy catches a middle aged man stealing my boxers.
IDK seems kinda gay to me...
All he'd get from mine would be skidmarks.
R/Slash: (says loser because RUclips won’t let him use stronger language)
Me: Don’t worry. I’ll say it for you.
“The box said it was Honey Mist Auburn!”
“Honey, you missed auburn big time”
I WAS ABOUT TO SLEEPP IT FRICKEN 5:48 AM :(
its 5 minutes till 2pm in the uk
Its 15:02 here in france lol
@@ornithologydude8649 lol same here
@@ornithologydude8649 same, because I also live in France ^^
And now you get to watch
I was about to sleep but that title was very intriguing had to click it😂
What timezone Are you in since you Are about to sleep? :)
Kasper Bruun Kristensen Marienborg I’m thinking Australia.
@@kasperbruunkristensen9522 im from New Zealand lol 😂 it was like 1am at the time
Yes my daily 20 minute cure to boredom 😀
*00:15:11
When I heard the story of the perverted dad I wanted to throw up. I wish that guy stays all of his remaining years behind the bars.
I love puppy bloopers, but I would absolutely LOVE to see a video, where any time Yugo makes noise, Rslash just keeps going and does no edits. I would love to see a video like that!!
Not a fun fact: your likely early and RUclips has taken drugs! :D
RUclips is on so many drugs at once and there drunk too
Life does not matter, nor has it ever mattered. Well, for some people. It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my RUclips channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow RUclipsr.
@@xxdiamond345xx3 Stop spamming other people videos with self promotion. You're coming across as desperate, sad and completely disrespectful.
Not only am I @ you to make sure Rslash sees it I'll also be reporting you for spamming. How about actually I don't know working on making your channel worth watching instead of being a lousy little troll.
As for everyone else have a good day.
10:41 I'm half Russian and said that as "Nyetflix"
Everyone that's early : QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY!
Me : hmmmmm
Me: nah i wait to reply to the stories in the video
0:45 'it was supposed to be honey mist auburn'
'Well honey, you missed auburn big time'
... I'll leave 😂😂
As a child my dad sexually abused me. But it was the late 80s so no one believed that a middle class parent who'd never been in trouble would do such a thing. He never went to jail. It's good to hear someone face the consequences of such behavior. The courts tried to send me home after a few days and I had to barricade myself in a room so I wouldn't be forced to go.
It took me decades to recover, and to become a survivor instead of a victim. I'm in my 40s now and it still hurts but I'm a stronger person because of it.
I was looking to re-watch some old rSlash videos when this popped up in notifs. Great timing, rSlash!
I turned my phone off a ding goes off and rslash made a new video
I read the title and I was just like
What the fuuuu...
my friend was playing minecraft with me and they renamed the gold pants armor to "golden panties"
"Only colours found in nature"
I literally have bright magenta flowers, purple, blue, pink and RED. And orange. I'll never understand that argument. You know what else is found in nature? PEACOCKS and hummingbirds!! Butterflies! Parrots! All VERY colorful!
I have shivers down my spine, and feel sick, from that underwear story.
Commenting "good video!" 1min after the video got published is pretty stupid since there's no chance that you know the content of the video.
Good video though
^^
According to RUclips you commented this 2 hours before the video was published. The servers aren’t synced again.
@@wta1518 THE LAWS OF TIME ARE MINE!
Omg the entitled parent is disgusting
You're not first
You're not last
But most importantly
Nobody asked
Last story: who stays unmarried at 24? ED, I'm 32, was in a long term relationship that ended up failing after 12 years, and will probably never know what marriage is like because I'm literally still healing from the split six years later, the whole thing upended my world, left me with trust issues compounded by the attachment issues that come when you were neglected for the first year of your life. God, I hate people who put timetables on life events like this because some of us either don't have those events in mind or have things blocking the way.
Seriously what is it with entitled parents and leaving their children with strangers?
Don't they have any sense of safety?