@@hello-sf4sy No worries, a lot of the people who pull that stupid "Speak English when you're in America" BS honestly deserve it. As an American, if I *ever* get a front row seat to someone saying that to someone speaking their native tongue, I will happily introduce some sass into the conversation.
I love how the grandmother was like, "As long as you guys don't passionately hug, I'm fine with it," and goes back to sleep like she didn't have a care in the world. What a great grandma OP has.
I legit stayed on this video after seeing your comment. I originally just came for the title story but I had to hear the context of this and it was *worth it*!
wales is the best place ever, and don't worry, I have never heard about mistakes like that happening and I have lived on the north coast of wales for years
My favorite “speaking Muslim” story will always be the woman who was so far up her own ass she reported a kid for writing in Arabic on a flight because she thought he was a terrorist, he was not a terrorist and the best part is that he wasn’t even writing in Arabic he was doing a differential equation (calculus)
It wasn't a kid, it was a grown ass man who was doing a math problem. And yes, it was a friking differential equation. Funniest shit I ever read. Thanks for reminding me about it!
What bugs me about “you are in America, speak English” is that when Americans go to Mexico they speak English, I lived in Cancun (a really turístico zone in Mexico) since kindergarten you are taught English so when you can get a job (In Cancun you get hired not for your level or the prestige of your school, but the amount of languages you can speak) what bugs is when they come to Cancun must Americans will speak english and some (usually the stereotype one) will get offended if you speak Spanish
I'm feel bad even thinking of going to a different country without making an attempt to learn the language a small bit (at least to function as a tourist in public) and learn the history and how to act/behave in said country. I hate every time I hear friends come back from another country with the audacity to complain not everyone spoke English... Like you went to Greece, you're lucky they even bothered to speak English over Greek to your entitled ass
@@NorsGold You don't have to do that bro, chill ^^ Learning phrases is a nice gesture, but don't think of it as something you have to do. As long as you're not French, I doubt anyone would be offended by you ^^ Sorry for that joke to any Frenchies, but I'm Norwegian and I've had several incidents revolving rude French people abroad. Like last year I had a French Karen be rude to me when I didn't speak French back to her, waiting for a boat in my own country. So I replied to her in Norwegian, English, German and Spanish asking if she spoke those languages and then said in French to her: "I don't speak French, please ma'm learn Norwegian"(which I guarantee you I didn't say correctly but I also guarantee you she understood what I tried to say). She left silently. In retrospect since I didn't understand what she said so rudely to me when I didn't respond in French, I do think there's a chance she wasn't rude but only seemed rude, as French can kinda seem that way.
I speak Mandarin and my husband speaks Spanish even though we're both American. So when we get tacos from a food truck parked by our house, my husband orders in Spanish. If we go to a different country, we'll probably pick a Spanish/Mandarin/English speaking one first, but if we don't know the language and we're there for any length of time, I'm sure we'd try to learn the language.
when I was at new york once,I was speaking with my dad on the phone. a lady heard me speaking albanian and said "you're in AMERICA,so speak ENGLISH please!" I looked her dead her eyes and told her"I'm in AMERICA not ENGLAND,why should I speak english??"
Seriously. Lol, americans speak AMERICAN english. They needed a language to communicate with. But they still don't have a BASE language. Meaning any language is literally free to come and go
As an American, I’m disappointed in this lady, as she has so few brain cells she’s incapable of basic connection of clues that are extremely obvious. And I’m also tempted to learn Latin and Japanese, so wish me luck!
The story about the EP being pissed about mixed gender sleeping reminded me about the time where this old woman told me(a 16 yo dude at the time) was walking in to an hotel room with someone...like that story telling me it was inapropriate and that it would send the wrong message to her child(maybe 10)...i told her it was fine and that we each were in a different bed...she asked me to give her a good reason why its fine or she will get the manager to throw us out of the hotel...my response was the truth and it is that the girl i was in there with was my TWIN SISTER...we were at a hotel on a family vacation...lol
@@helio68 OP did mention that Granny knew, that's why she was okay with it. So that whole "Y'all ain't gonna start fuckin, right?" was her just trolling the Aunt.
There was a person who posted on AmITheAsshole, she was like 70 and was saying her grandson and future in-law were asking the key to a good relationship, she didn’t want to say anything but they kept asking, so she said ‘keep his stomach full, and his balls empty.’ She found it hilarious, everyone else didn’t
I’m Bi. My male cousin is bi. His sister is straight. We’ve all slept in the same room together with zero problems for two decades during family reunions, sometimes even in the same BED. (Platonic snuggle piles are the best, and Vermont nights get super cold around Christmas.) Seriously, how fucked up do you have to be to just jump straight to that conclusion?
Haha, yeah, I've always shared rooms and even the odd hotel bed with male cousins it's just to chat like the friends you are. Zero dueling banjo's were played.
Love the grandmother, and the mother of the cousin. "Y'all aren't gonna have s** or anything, right?" "No." "Good enough." Lmao, she didn't wanna deal with that. "I'm surprised he didn't punch you in the face. I would've." Same, lady.
While I can understand the mental gymnastics of the EP, she saw someone use something that helped with their breathing, so it must help with all respiratory issues, right? Not a stupid assumption if you know nothing about asthma. Her logic fell completely apart when she demanded the inhaler from the OP, that nutball wanted to take a life saving medication from a total stranger. A medication she knows nothing about, like how strong the dosage is or if the formulation is even safe for children to take, to give to her kids without a doctor's advice. I get that people are scared because of the pandemic, but that EP sounds like a danger to her kids, the type of person who would buy one of those bleach/disinfectant water solution scams as a "cure" for the virus.
This is very true, and as an American I am very depressed with most citizens, but what’s funny is if you look up Americans geography or something it’s just a compilation of Americans thinking countries are continents, etc. it’s halarious
I had an asthma experience: my throat was closing and my teacher took my inhaler and called it a vape then i passed out and went to the ER later the teacher was fired after and sued
So droll how easily "Karens" feel "disrespected," while they constantly disrespect others over anything no matter how petty. They never have to earn a thing, including respect, in their feeble minds.
Holy shit I know right! I had a friend online had his mother come and meet me over mic (He was 24 but his mother had moved in with him due to financial troubles) his mother said “Wow, you speak wonderful English for an Australian, what’s the native language over there?” Me with a deadpan voice replied “English...?” *Que my friend having a laughing fit for about 30 seconds* he told me after I said that she turned beet red and nervous laughed out of the room. One of my favourite memories I have being online.
The last story reminded me of a time in class where a teacher out loud to take off my hat, I tried to refuse but she told me I couldn’t have it on, (I could it was a class accommodation) so while she was making a scene I took off my hat and stared her dead in the eye. My head had scabs and bald spots and weird growing patches but was buzzed. I then went to the VP and told them to tell her that she wasn’t allowed to say so because of my IEP. What a beeeech
I had the same issue once. I was so anxious about myself and my depression and always wore a hat. Instead of obeying the teacher I just straight up left the classroom because it's not a rule in the school to have hats off
I’m American and I love to hear people speaking their native languages. I wanted to learn a second language but I’m not as smart, but maybe one day! I love hearing all different ways of speaking
i'm fine with people speaking their native tongue as long as they know enough english to communicate while living here. i mean, i wouldn't move to japan without learning as much japanese as possible.
"When you're in America speak English!" If I was in the place of the Welsh stepmom I would've started talking to her in all the 6 languages I know apart from English to get her pissed so much 😂😂
@@aravrg2046 I would just speak German while doing random accents of languages I don't even know. Don't ask how I do that. It just happens sometimes. I'm a native German, so English is my second language. I want to learn Russian someday.
@@shutupstupid9957 it got dangerous near the end so he had to take a relatively big detour, but it was for the most part successfull and one of the best things ive seen in 6 or so years of watching youtube
As a welsh person I found the first story especially funny as it reminds me of some tourists that come to wales sometimes and how they always complain about people speaking welsh and how all the signs are in welsh (even though there is the English translation on every sign)
i made the mistake of eating while watching this and accidentally deepthroated my burrito at 9:17 because i laughed in the middle of taking a bite. almost died. 10/10
I hate those Americans that think that English is the main language. There is no main language in America, there is a main language in the uk though, English. With every region language being a secondary language you can speak.
?? - Except that there’s dozens of different dialects in England. Is the Yorkshire accent what you’re talking about? One of the many dialects of London? Up north near the Scottish border?
I’m sorry... why do people get offended for not speaking English in America? Many people here speak Spanish? Why can’t people speak other languages? This makes no sense
In the old days, “the Great American Melting Pot” was a thing. To boil it down (lol) the idea was that people of many heritages would be assimilated into a confirming, unified, American society. Anyone (white) could become truly American, but only by shedding their previous heritage. Something similar (but worse) happened with the Indian Schools, forcing Native American children to give up their cultural history and identity... “kill the Indian to save the man.” Suffice it to say, America has a LONG history of forced assimilation, and even if embracing one’s cultural roots is far more accepted nowadays, plenty of people still cling to the “Melting Pot” instead of the more multicultural “salad bowl”, even if they don’t know the origins of their BS.
I guess the US is large enough that if you're in the right/wrong type of community/social class you can live your life without ever really having to interact with any other of the cultures in the country other than your own
I really liked R's mom's response after OP shut the door in L's face, locked it, and went to bed. "I'm surprised he didn't punch you in the face, I know I would have."
"I'm surprised he didnt punch you, i would've I would've run up to the door, slightly opened it only to where i could squeak my head through and asked "wait, do i have permission to do that"
Oh, God, that last story was awful. As yet another teenage girl who also struggles with trichotillomania, I can empathize with her. I know it’s really rough to have this disorder, and embarrassing to try and cover up, and its such a hard disorder to get rid of (in my experience, anyway). So I feel for this poor girl, and I hope she can get over this and get better.
Arctic's Den As someone who also has it and struggles with it , it felt too close to home for me. Anyways, I am kind of happy to know that I am not the only one that does it. even if the message wasn’t directed to me , it still made my day so thank you.
Electro Max nice to know I was able to make your day. Just remember, you’re not alone in this, and it’ll get better. I believe in you! You can beat it, even if it takes a little time. You may not know me, but you’ve got my support!
@@maxmal1236 You're definitely not alone. I've had years of CBT under my belt and I still struggle with it. I have a tendency to get frustrated with myself when I have a relapse, but I try to keep in mind that being well is a constant process and not just a finish line to be crossed. I also have dermotilomania, obsessive skin picking, so it's a struggle. Hope you're doing well and being kind to yourself.
When you reading the second one at the part "well sleeping in the same room at your age is inappropriate" that got me likeI was sharing a room with my younger brother until I was freaking 11
"To all my bilingual friends out there who speak native tounges, good for you. It's important to keep your culture alive." Me who doesn't know my native language well because I was raised outside: *cries
Well it doesnt help when Britain make it illegal to speak your language and then you successfully fight for independence but dont get the full island back😢HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
@Sems Fiction Fair play to you for learning Irish. I’m Irish and all I know what to say in Irish is: chocolate cake, my name is ___, milk, dog, and how to ask if I could go to the bathroom lol. If you’re gonna learn something in Irish from school it’s “Can I go to the bathroom?” And nothing else haha. In school we always had to ask in Irish if we could go toilet.
As a proud American, I’m so sorry they’re people that are like that in the first story. That seriously PISSED ME OFF!!! Holy crap, I’m still steaming. I hate people that are, 1. Racist and, 2. Karen’s...
I don't think a lack of education is a necessary ingredient when it comes to these entitled, overbearing people. They all seem like people driven by narcissism. They're asserting themselves over other people and have no sense that it's wrong.
Sad that these Karens are so poorly educated that they seem to have forgotten that America was originally created by many different cultures made of many people from different parts of the world which means many different spoken languages.
"You are in america speak english" I wonder what she is smoking America DOES NOT have a national language. Im surprised that the caren didn't say speak American.
This happened to me once, I'm french and I was travelling in UK with my friends during holidays. Coming from the southwestern France we grew up with grand-parents speaking Occitan, a form of old french/old Latin dialect so we learned it during our childhood. We were in that pub in London speaking with a Scottish guy we've just met and he was telling us that he ised to live in our hometown for few years and learned some Occitan words so my friends and I started to joke with him (what a nice guy really) and after few minutes an American lady came to us out of nowhere and bluntly say to us "You're in an English speaking country! You should be ashamed to speak any other language than English! So rude Latinos again!" With my friends and the nice guy we were completly baffled like "the f*ck she's talking to?! mind your own business jeez! " She went on a rampage, talking shit and very loudly calling us in front of anyone in the pub but we were just kids (18/19 yo) and the Scottish guy (30's yo) just didn't take it and began to replied loudly at her telling her "aren't you ashamed for harrasing kids? Don't you see we're talking? Who do you thinks you are?! You're not in America here so keep your ugly mentality and attitude in your own country you gob****t! And they're not Latinos you ignorant dumbsh*t" She was pale but continue to argue and the Scottish guy was like "ok you're to f*cking dumb to understand, I don't f*cking care about your opinion! AND WHO'S IN THIS PUB IS A FOREIGNER?!" most of the people raised their drinks saying they're indeed not brits and foreigners, so she went to complain to the staff who just explained to her that's they'd heard her behaviour, she didn't have to pull up a fight in here by disrespecting others clients because of their culture and that's she'd better think twice before pissing a Scott in the future. Her friend was so ashamed that's he just grabbed her and they just left. Like who's saying this kind of dumb sh*t in an European capital and especially in an touristic area? This guy is our hero, we talk about this time to time with my friends and it's always a funny reminder to not being a jerk with strangers because that's makes you look hella dumb 😁.
Karen: Where did you even learn english Op's Step mom: England, you know the place were english was invented and where you learned english from. Also that grandma in the other story was the definition of a madlad.
Wales is "known for alcohol". I've never heard that in my life - in fact every other part of the UK and Ireland gets a (often unfounded) reputation for alcohol, except Wales. Rugby, the coal industry, choirs, (particularly men's choirs) sheep farming, beautiful countryside, castles, slate, daffodils, leeks, laverbread, lamb cawl, and much more besides, but not alcohol.
The asthma one when a different way than I expected. I thought it was going to be a 'You have the corona, get away' type deal because of the breathing/inhaler....
every time i have an asthma cough i get that look from others so i thought it was going to be the same too. however, arent most asthma inhalers steroids? that lady was going to give /a otherwise healthy child/ an adult dosage steroid inhaler. id be calling child protective services.
“To all my bilingual friends out there who are speaking their native language: good for you. It’s important to keep your culture alive” Thanks OP, I speak Doric, Gaelic, English and some sign language, I wanna improve my sign language, but to me Doric and Gaelic are culturally important to me, so I will keep speaking them.
Rslash if you see this ever since ive watched your channel for 2 months ive given you a ton of views i want your channel for my crotch goblin and he has cancer so he deserves it(obviously a joke)
Oh my god I didn’t even know that hair pulling was an disorder. I’ve been pulling my hair out since I was little from stressful situations. Thank you for posting that story I’m glad to know I’m not the only one.
Oof had a Karen once come up to me with the phrase "Your in America! Speak english!" When I was speaking Lakota to my grandma on the whole. Lakota is a native American language. My grandma just laughed hard and left
Meta I’m from America, and my family has been here so long we do net even know where we come from anymore. I’ve always envied my bilingual friends with parents or grandparent from other countries, it seems so amazing to have a second culture and language.
TreeManPrime 014 Can you be demonetized when you were never going to be paid in the first place? I mean with how RUclips works now they don’t really appreciate their creators so...
@@dimsufferer9951 I remember when Pews, Jenna, Nigahiga(?), and even Markiplier, all praised and we're very appreciative to YT to give them the opportunities, creative freedoms, and the platform to release content for free. And now everyone memes and speaks openly on the negative changes to YT, and how it's really gotten to a point of Corp. than a creative allowing platform. Especially when certain things always get demonetized even if the video is totally all age friendly, and then other videos that are outrageous and horrible and terrible people get seen as heros or role models or something, when in reality, they've shown a dead body on camera, or manipulated tons of younger fans and women, and openly have mental breakdowns (Onision). Frankly, YT has really gone down in quality of character, and it's disappointing. Sorry for the long rant. I just used YT when it first came out, I was addicted. So it hurts to see these people I've practically grown up with, get tested or forgotten like old news.
What’s really funny is the line “we are in America, speak English” when english isn’t American. Any one speaking a Native American language is actually speaking, well, the native language of America lol
@@jadecs And American Sign Language. You know, what many deaf people use. Which also, coincidentally, a bunch of stories have been around on this channel about asshole entitled people going "Why are you waving your hands around like that? This is america, speak english!" Oh the irony.
How is that a racist statement? Would it be racist if an american was in mexico, speaking english on the phone, and a mexican said "¡ablas espñol!"? Nothing about the situation is racist, it is independent of race or location. You're still a rude, selfish, nosey, jerk if you demand some one speak your native language in conversations that don't involve you.
Can I just say how I love R’s mom in the second post she is what I want to be as a mother she doesn’t sugarcoat it she’s straight to the point it won’t take any shit
Third storie bus driver (4?) is the kind of person the world needs more, i have always liked busses because it feels nice (idk why just does) and knowing drivers like that exist makes me feel a small bit of hope for humans. Many kudos to you And to those who read this, have a nice day/night
I'm indonesian and my accent is a mixed bag of british, american, and asian (think singaporean). Sometimes I add ghetto phrases too and it sounds really confusing even for me
I am an Indian student in the UK, Scotland to be exact, and was told by a fellow student who was British that for a person who learnt English in 2 months I am pretty good at it. It's actually hilarious how they are so ignorant about actuality of Colonial rule cause when I told him it's my second language cause of Colonialism and he cheered, I was so disturbed.
The title 'Karen' doesn't have anything to do with the name. You can be a Karen and not be a Karen - but you don't need to be a Karen to be a Karen. Simple enough.
For the English woman: I had a coworker who had a customer complain loudly WHERE DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH?? SPEAK IT BETTER!! I was his QA at the call centre and i heard this from him deadpan: "I'm English, we invited the bloody language, and I speak and spell it better than you ever will." I didn't mark him down in his score for that, because the customer was an idiot.
I was raised bilingual, speaking English and Italian. It was a necessity for me, since most of my family only spoke Italian. I've been raising my sons to speak both languages as well, mostly just because it's traditional, and I want them to be in touch with their heritage, since my generation of family all speak English. I was at the park about two weeks ago speaking to them in Italian and I was told by a random person that I should not be teaching them a language like that in this country... See, you may think you've heard this story before, except the person telling me this told me in Spanish...
Fun story: Back in 6th grade there was a girl in my class with EXTREME asthma. Me and her bonded over needing inhalers [I have a heart murmur and used an inhaler sometimes]. One day, she had an asthma attack during recess and kids were PANICKING. A yard duty told some kids to give her space as me and a few others rushed to my teacher, who had the girl's inhaler, about the situation. I kid you not, this woman said "If she REALLY needs it, she can come here HERSELF and get it." I was a relatively shy and polite kid, but that was the DUMBEST thing I've heard a teacher say and I started screaming at her. I didn't curse but I did call her every 6th grader insult in the book. The only time I stopped was when the same yard duty rushed in, asking why me and the other kids weren't getting my friend's inhaler. My teacher tried to tell the yard duty what she told us and was promptly shoved out of the way as the Yard Duty told me to grab the inhaler before we all victoriously rushed to my friend. We got it to my friend soon enough she didn't die, but she needed to be taken to the ER. The teacher came out, screaming at me and the yard duty. She screamed at me for taking the inhaler and screaming at her. She screamed at the yard duty because they were basically "lower authority" than teachers and for pushing her. The yard duty snapped back and reminded her that as a yard duty, she was in charge of kids during recess and was basically security, and that my Teacher had put a child's life in danger and would be hearing from the principal. Later that day the Principal DID call me into her office with some other kids and asked for my side of the story. And later that week she came into the same class that teacher ran with me and my asthmatic friend to give a lecture about how to help those with breathing problems, a lot of it directed towards my teacher, who after we all moved to 7th grade, we never seen again. When will people Learn asthma is a serious thing?
4:10 I`m British, Irish, Scottish, Canadian, and American. When I talk, I use each accent as I`m talking or there is a different accent I use for each word I say. What`s kinda funny is that when I panic a little, I use a completely different accent. Sorry if I offend anyone, I just thought I share this small fact about me. =)
Erm you do realise that Scotland is a part of Britain? I'm guessing when you say you are British and then also list Scotland you actually mean English lol I'm also going to guess you are a descendant of the British because if you live and where born in the British isles you would/ should know Scotland is in Britain. Sorry if I seem offensive it's just as an Englishman I'm getting bored of having to explain (mainly to Americans) the difference between Britain and England
If someone tells u, ‘When ur in AMERICA, u speak ENGLISH,’ u can say, ‘but I thought America had FREEDOM OF SPEECH.’
Hehehehehehehheehheheheehehhehe
I'm born and raise American , never been overseas, but if i hear any bigot pull any of the *speak america* lines , I'm totally using this
*Cackles*
I’m always like
No in England we speak English, you obviously speak stupid
(Not to be mean to anyone in America, but you get it)
@@hello-sf4sy No worries, a lot of the people who pull that stupid "Speak English when you're in America" BS honestly deserve it. As an American, if I *ever* get a front row seat to someone saying that to someone speaking their native tongue, I will happily introduce some sass into the conversation.
I love how the grandmother was like, "As long as you guys don't passionately hug, I'm fine with it," and goes back to sleep like she didn't have a care in the world.
What a great grandma OP has.
Shouldn't have been an issue in the first place.
that was my favorite story
I legit stayed on this video after seeing your comment. I originally just came for the title story but I had to hear the context of this and it was *worth it*!
(Passionately hug)
agreed, that grandma is epic
“Sheep, alcohol, and mistakes involving sheep and alcohol.”
-best quote ever
Same
wales is the best place ever, and don't worry, I have never heard about mistakes like that happening and I have lived on the north coast of wales for years
Rowan Reid how do we know if you didn't boink a sheep! Maybe... you are the sheep...
Sheep[Hub]
maybe I am, how would you tell????????
*hears welsh and has flashback of a Wales and entitled parents* “Lady, you’re in Wales. You’re speaking Welsh. You know that right?”
Lauren Meyer Ah yes, the Welsh Karen who didn’t even know her own country’s language and threw a hissy fit when hearing it
Oh yeah it's in this video of entitled peeps by rslash, probs like 2-ish months ago? ruclips.net/video/iik25wqIuFo/видео.html
i yeah i remember that one.
@@LPScarlex god damn it
Gotta admit though, hearing rslash try to pronounce welsh words killed me
My favorite “speaking Muslim” story will always be the woman who was so far up her own ass she reported a kid for writing in Arabic on a flight because she thought he was a terrorist, he was not a terrorist and the best part is that he wasn’t even writing in Arabic he was doing a differential equation (calculus)
It wasn't a kid, it was a grown ass man who was doing a math problem. And yes, it was a friking differential equation. Funniest shit I ever read. Thanks for reminding me about it!
We need to make laws for those racist entitled Karen's .
Oh my god there should be a law against that
@@battlequestvalley2416 SO!? You shouldn't AUTOMATICALLY assume that someone is a terrorist bc of what numerals they are using. Straight up racist
If he was doing math, then technically he is writing Arabic since 0, 1, 2, 3, etcetera are Arabic symbols.
I LOST IT WHEN SHE CALLED WELSH AS MUSLIM like ma'am, MUSLIM is a religion NOT a language
And even if it was I'm 100% sure it'd sound nothing like Welsh.
Islam*
Muslim is not a religion, it is someone who follows the religion Islam
It would be racist or xenophobic, so that would be a crime, right?
@? nice name
What bugs me about “you are in America, speak English” is that when Americans go to Mexico they speak English, I lived in Cancun (a really turístico zone in Mexico) since kindergarten you are taught English so when you can get a job (In Cancun you get hired not for your level or the prestige of your school, but the amount of languages you can speak) what bugs is when they come to Cancun must Americans will speak english and some (usually the stereotype one) will get offended if you speak Spanish
I'm feel bad even thinking of going to a different country without making an attempt to learn the language a small bit (at least to function as a tourist in public) and learn the history and how to act/behave in said country. I hate every time I hear friends come back from another country with the audacity to complain not everyone spoke English... Like you went to Greece, you're lucky they even bothered to speak English over Greek to your entitled ass
@@NorsGold You don't have to do that bro, chill ^^ Learning phrases is a nice gesture, but don't think of it as something you have to do.
As long as you're not French, I doubt anyone would be offended by you ^^
Sorry for that joke to any Frenchies, but I'm Norwegian and I've had several incidents revolving rude French people abroad. Like last year I had a French Karen be rude to me when I didn't speak French back to her, waiting for a boat in my own country. So I replied to her in Norwegian, English, German and Spanish asking if she spoke those languages and then said in French to her: "I don't speak French, please ma'm learn Norwegian"(which I guarantee you I didn't say correctly but I also guarantee you she understood what I tried to say). She left silently. In retrospect since I didn't understand what she said so rudely to me when I didn't respond in French, I do think there's a chance she wasn't rude but only seemed rude, as French can kinda seem that way.
I speak Mandarin and my husband speaks Spanish even though we're both American. So when we get tacos from a food truck parked by our house, my husband orders in Spanish. If we go to a different country, we'll probably pick a Spanish/Mandarin/English speaking one first, but if we don't know the language and we're there for any length of time, I'm sure we'd try to learn the language.
Los estadounidenses tienen serios problemas mentales.
Yep. That is us. Hi. American boy here. Can confirm this claim. We are dick heads.
when I was at new york once,I was speaking with my dad on the phone. a lady heard me speaking albanian and said
"you're in AMERICA,so speak ENGLISH please!"
I looked her dead her eyes and told her"I'm in AMERICA not ENGLAND,why should I speak english??"
Seriously. Lol, americans speak AMERICAN english. They needed a language to communicate with. But they still don't have a BASE language. Meaning any language is literally free to come and go
lel
@Carl Chapman some Americans don't understand that English comes from England
Not all, after all, I understand that
LMAO
As an American, I’m disappointed in this lady, as she has so few brain cells she’s incapable of basic connection of clues that are extremely obvious. And I’m also tempted to learn Latin and Japanese, so wish me luck!
The story about the EP being pissed about mixed gender sleeping reminded me about the time where this old woman told me(a 16 yo dude at the time) was walking in to an hotel room with someone...like that story telling me it was inapropriate and that it would send the wrong message to her child(maybe 10)...i told her it was fine and that we each were in a different bed...she asked me to give her a good reason why its fine or she will get the manager to throw us out of the hotel...my response was the truth and it is that the girl i was in there with was my TWIN SISTER...we were at a hotel on a family vacation...lol
Wow this should be a trend like comment awards or yt stories
She was probably listening to sweet home alabama before talking to you
The moment Gramma says "YoU ArNt GoiNG To HaVE SeX oR AnytHinG?" makes her the coolest Gramma
She probably knew the guy was gay lol
@@helio68 OP did mention that Granny knew, that's why she was okay with it.
So that whole "Y'all ain't gonna start fuckin, right?" was her just trolling the Aunt.
There was a person who posted on AmITheAsshole, she was like 70 and was saying her grandson and future in-law were asking the key to a good relationship, she didn’t want to say anything but they kept asking, so she said ‘keep his stomach full, and his balls empty.’ She found it hilarious, everyone else didn’t
@@CazadorSlayer I missed that part lol awesome granny
I’m Bi. My male cousin is bi. His sister is straight. We’ve all slept in the same room together with zero problems for two decades during family reunions, sometimes even in the same BED. (Platonic snuggle piles are the best, and Vermont nights get super cold around Christmas.)
Seriously, how fucked up do you have to be to just jump straight to that conclusion?
When you said “Must. Resist.Incest” i absolutely died
When you try to repress the power alabama has on you
Haha, yeah, I've always shared rooms and even the odd hotel bed with male cousins it's just to chat like the friends you are. Zero dueling banjo's were played.
must. resist. siscon
@@Iflie I love the term "dueling banjos" Never heard it before but I love it😂
@@Freekymoho Tune in now to experience the adventures of Alabaman!
I thought that Karen was gonna assume the inhaler was a vape.
Same 😅
Love the grandmother, and the mother of the cousin.
"Y'all aren't gonna have s** or anything, right?" "No." "Good enough." Lmao, she didn't wanna deal with that.
"I'm surprised he didn't punch you in the face. I would've." Same, lady.
Favourite rslash quote: “Must.. resist.. incest!”
For this week same, until he says a new epic one.
Apparently the actors at *ornhub couldn’t resist.
Karen: *WhErE dId YoU lEaRn EnGlIsH?!*
Stepmom: "England"
Why did I crack up so hard to that
Because if you're in america, you speak american
@@Yoshi.nakamura How can I learn this language?
@@Yoshi.nakamura Oh well. I speak Britishese.
@@Yoshi.nakamura I too can speak stupinese, especially with my mates in a discord call.
Also your grammar is really good =3
I'm Welsh, the worse problem I have is it's difficult to fall asleep counting sheep as it's always problematic sleeping with a hard on...
That's the less of your problem hehe
Jesus I love the cut of your jib good sir.
I'm a kiwi #HardRelate ;)
So umm perhaps a silly question but do you count in Welsh or in English
SHEEP SHAGGERS
"-mY sOn DoEsN't NeEd To hEaR aLL tHiS"
-You are right, none of you should be listening to private conversations
The one with the guy with asthma pisses me off. I also have asthma and if someone demanded me to give them my inhaler I would just bloody slap them 😂
While I can understand the mental gymnastics of the EP, she saw someone use something that helped with their breathing, so it must help with all respiratory issues, right? Not a stupid assumption if you know nothing about asthma. Her logic fell completely apart when she demanded the inhaler from the OP, that nutball wanted to take a life saving medication from a total stranger. A medication she knows nothing about, like how strong the dosage is or if the formulation is even safe for children to take, to give to her kids without a doctor's advice. I get that people are scared because of the pandemic, but that EP sounds like a danger to her kids, the type of person who would buy one of those bleach/disinfectant water solution scams as a "cure" for the virus.
I've had people ask for mine and even as a kid I was smart enough to know that was dangerous.
Sudden mindblowing realization: The "american" phenomenon isn't an American thing. It's a KAREN thing.
@Lylasaur66 👁️👄👁️
I promise we're not all like this, it's just some of the worse aspects that get seen a lot. Most Americans are relatively nice people.
But the US has the most Karens. It’s an education problem
This is very true, and as an American I am very depressed with most citizens, but what’s funny is if you look up Americans geography or something it’s just a compilation of Americans thinking countries are continents, etc. it’s halarious
I'm American. It's totally an American thing
I had an asthma experience: my throat was closing and my teacher took my inhaler and called it a vape then i passed out and went to the ER later the teacher was fired after and sued
GOOD
*sued
Good for her
Sewed lmao
Hmm... someone passed out from an asthma attack, maybe I should correct their grammar, it makes me look smart. It doesn’t
So droll how easily "Karens" feel "disrespected," while they constantly disrespect others over anything no matter how petty. They never have to earn a thing, including respect, in their feeble minds.
“You speak great English for an Australian”
“Can you say something in Australian?!”
💀💀
"Oi, yah dumbshih'. Oy spayk E oolraydy yah ruyceest fuck."
Holy shit I know right! I had a friend online had his mother come and meet me over mic (He was 24 but his mother had moved in with him due to financial troubles) his mother said “Wow, you speak wonderful English for an Australian, what’s the native language over there?” Me with a deadpan voice replied “English...?” *Que my friend having a laughing fit for about 30 seconds* he told me after I said that she turned beet red and nervous laughed out of the room. One of my favourite memories I have being online.
The last story reminded me of a time in class where a teacher out loud to take off my hat, I tried to refuse but she told me I couldn’t have it on, (I could it was a class accommodation) so while she was making a scene I took off my hat and stared her dead in the eye. My head had scabs and bald spots and weird growing patches but was buzzed. I then went to the VP and told them to tell her that she wasn’t allowed to say so because of my IEP. What a beeeech
OH MY GOD SCREW THAT TEACHER.
Feels bad but I'm your 69th like
I had the same issue once. I was so anxious about myself and my depression and always wore a hat. Instead of obeying the teacher I just straight up left the classroom because it's not a rule in the school to have hats off
I speak Arabic, and i know people who speak whelsh, they sound nothing alike😂😂
That is like comparing Russian to Italian
@@krnjaaj2760 I've told that some people think Russian and Portuguese sound alike, tf
@@flexparachute What how
I have a friend staying with me rn and he speaks welsh it sounds nothing like Arabic it doesn’t even sound like french or Spanish really
@@Shadowghost-ml3sj I speak portuguese and russian is nothing alike portuguese
Karen: you're so unintelligent, where did you go to college?!
OP: Harvard.
Also Karen: Oh bOi, inCESt
I’m American and I love to hear people speaking their native languages. I wanted to learn a second language but I’m not as smart, but maybe one day! I love hearing all different ways of speaking
You are one of the rare Americans that we want in the world
@@Dan-zc7ut ..rare- what the fuck-
i'm fine with people speaking their native tongue as long as they know enough english to communicate while living here. i mean, i wouldn't move to japan without learning as much japanese as possible.
i'm ga- yeah, americans are nice rare
i'm ga- not vegan freindly tho
"When you're in America speak English!" If I was in the place of the Welsh stepmom I would've started talking to her in all the 6 languages I know apart from English to get her pissed so much 😂😂
Ah same and that too i will speak in different accents .
That fun.
@@aravrg2046 I would just speak German while doing random accents of languages I don't even know. Don't ask how I do that. It just happens sometimes. I'm a native German, so English is my second language. I want to learn Russian someday.
Fun fact: Someone attempted to cross Wales in a straight line. He recorded it and put in on RUclips.
Jon Hartjes did he succeed?
@@shutupstupid9957 it got dangerous near the end so he had to take a relatively big detour, but it was for the most part successfull and one of the best things ive seen in 6 or so years of watching youtube
@@shutupstupid9957 Apart from a few inevitable small diversions, he did! You can find the episodes on his channel if you're interested (GeoWizard)
Yesssss, massive respect geowizard for trying that
i remember that!!
"You're in America! When you're here, you speak English! Not Muslim!" I didn't know my religion is actually a language.
*MIND BLOWN*
go unknown person behind a screen!!!!
Like people say me being African is also a language
Same
wow
I am fluent in Christian
As a welsh person I found the first story especially funny as it reminds me of some tourists that come to wales sometimes and how they always complain about people speaking welsh and how all the signs are in welsh (even though there is the English translation on every sign)
Moms : entitled
Town : large
Hotel : trivago
This meme : dead.
( : )
Are you sure buddy
finally
1_aer trivagNO!
Pimples and blackheads? Zero.
i made the mistake of eating while watching this and accidentally deepthroated my burrito at 9:17 because i laughed in the middle of taking a bite. almost died. 10/10
10/10 would deepthroat again?
r/suddenlysexual
I have....questions and more than a few concerns
How far did you get? I can eat a full sized burrito in about 4 bites, how would the accidental deepthroat measure up?
u had my curiosity, now you have my attention
That aunt “he shoulda punched you in the face I woulda” had me dying 🤣
"WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH?" *"England"* *"whatcha gon' do binch?"*
*gets tea thrown at them*
Imagine telling someone who is speaking Old English to speak English.
Hic, haec, hoc!
I hate those Americans that think that English is the main language. There is no main language in America, there is a main language in the uk though, English. With every region language being a secondary language you can speak.
Honestly true. Idiots like them are the ones who ruin the U.S, I wish I was just Canadian.
Just realised that British accent doesn’t exist, because it’s where English was made, an American accent does exist though because it’s a dialect
?? - Except that there’s dozens of different dialects in England. Is the Yorkshire accent what you’re talking about? One of the many dialects of London? Up north near the Scottish border?
"Speak English, this is America!"
*Title earned: Karen*
"stop speaking Muslim"
I’m sorry... why do people get offended for not speaking English in America? Many people here speak Spanish? Why can’t people speak other languages? This makes no sense
In the old days, “the Great American Melting Pot” was a thing. To boil it down (lol) the idea was that people of many heritages would be assimilated into a confirming, unified, American society. Anyone (white) could become truly American, but only by shedding their previous heritage. Something similar (but worse) happened with the Indian Schools, forcing Native American children to give up their cultural history and identity... “kill the Indian to save the man.”
Suffice it to say, America has a LONG history of forced assimilation, and even if embracing one’s cultural roots is far more accepted nowadays, plenty of people still cling to the “Melting Pot” instead of the more multicultural “salad bowl”, even if they don’t know the origins of their BS.
Exactly
I guess the US is large enough that if you're in the right/wrong type of community/social class you can live your life without ever really having to interact with any other of the cultures in the country other than your own
Racism
Grandma: "Y'all aren't gonna passionately hug, are ya?"
OP and R: "No of course not"
Grandma: "Good enough for me"
Me:💀
I really liked R's mom's response after OP shut the door in L's face, locked it, and went to bed.
"I'm surprised he didn't punch you in the face, I know I would have."
I made this comments like the NICE NUMBER
Seems right to me!
I love that grandma in that story. She seems Cool
“Y’all aren’t gonna passionately hug or something right?”😂😂
When he locked the door they should have started moaning just to make her angry
Bruh
Genius
LOL
"OHHH DADDY!! RIP MY BOOTY HOLE APPART DADDY!!" Lol and karen would say
"OH MY GODDDD THEY ARE DISOBEYING GOOOODDDD"
@@nidhalsormali3051 oh god.
That's exactly what I thought
I feel really bad for women who are actually named Karen.
If they would disagree they would just speak to the manager to change thier name.
One of my favourite ytbers gf name is karen but she acts almost opposite of a "karen"
My aunt is one letter off from Karen, she's on thin fuckin ice.
Jody Bruchon -that are good
Karen Gillian is the only exception to this rule (Nebula from The Avengers, Amy Pond in Doctor Who and the red-head from the new Jumanji movies)
"I'm surprised he didnt punch you, i would've
I would've run up to the door, slightly opened it only to where i could squeak my head through and asked "wait, do i have permission to do that"
Remind me to use headphones when watching these. Someone yelling, “must resist incest!” gives you some looks from your family.
Oh, God, that last story was awful. As yet another teenage girl who also struggles with trichotillomania, I can empathize with her. I know it’s really rough to have this disorder, and embarrassing to try and cover up, and its such a hard disorder to get rid of (in my experience, anyway). So I feel for this poor girl, and I hope she can get over this and get better.
Arctic's Den As someone who also has it and struggles with it , it felt too close to home for me. Anyways, I am kind of happy to know that I am not the only one that does it. even if the message wasn’t directed to me , it still made my day so thank you.
Electro Max nice to know I was able to make your day. Just remember, you’re not alone in this, and it’ll get better. I believe in you! You can beat it, even if it takes a little time. You may not know me, but you’ve got my support!
@@maxmal1236 You're definitely not alone. I've had years of CBT under my belt and I still struggle with it. I have a tendency to get frustrated with myself when I have a relapse, but I try to keep in mind that being well is a constant process and not just a finish line to be crossed. I also have dermotilomania, obsessive skin picking, so it's a struggle. Hope you're doing well and being kind to yourself.
I also struggle with this and it really is hard. It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one who stubbles with this.
I have it too.
When you reading the second one at the part "well sleeping in the same room at your age is inappropriate" that got me likeI was sharing a room with my younger brother until I was freaking 11
Welsh stepmom: Speaks Muslim
Karen: Speaks Christian
Me and other Jews speak Fluent Judaism
as an Indian, I speak whatever I speak. :D
And I speak... um...
.... words.
I speak Đůmbī§ï§ūm
And roach
"To all my bilingual friends out there who speak native tounges, good for you. It's important to keep your culture alive."
Me who doesn't know my native language well because I was raised outside: *cries
Saaaame, and I can barely practice it cause my dad is out of town pretty much all the time so I basically forgot evrything
Well it doesnt help when Britain make it illegal to speak your language and then you successfully fight for independence but dont get the full island back😢HAPPY PRIDE MONTH🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
I’m South African. My native language is Xhosa and I’m okay at it. I just can’t hold a conversation
@Sems Fiction Fair play to you for learning Irish. I’m Irish and all I know what to say in Irish is: chocolate cake, my name is ___, milk, dog, and how to ask if I could go to the bathroom lol. If you’re gonna learn something in Irish from school it’s “Can I go to the bathroom?” And nothing else haha. In school we always had to ask in Irish if we could go toilet.
sad
"Your English is horrible where did you even learn it!?"
England the country where English was created.
Can we just appreciate this guy isn't another text-to-speech person and actually makes funny voices for the people in the story?
Seems the least you can. Reddit reading is already very low effort content, having a computor do it for you just takes the cake
Yes we can!
Just saying like 69
This. When i see another channel that reads Reddit posts, I already know it's a cheap knockoff of the real thing (this channel).
Yeh that’s why I only watch his videos 😂 he makes the best Karen voices too
“They made sure her and her brother learned welsh.”
Oh no, being able to communicate with different types of people!!!
For SHAME
An introvert's nightmare!
lol yaboi 2 good point
Welsh is kinda unnecessary to learn tho, its like learning Irish or Latin.
@@theblevinator screaming in binary code
At least the Karen from the first story didn't say "speak American".
As a proud American, I’m so sorry they’re people that are like that in the first story. That seriously PISSED ME OFF!!! Holy crap, I’m still steaming. I hate people that are, 1. Racist and, 2. Karen’s...
Sam Lim
Well, not all of the time. Sometimes people can be completely racist free yet still be a Karen
Sam Lim
Oh, I totally get it! Sorry, I tend to get ahead of myself sometimes 😅
I don't think a lack of education is a necessary ingredient when it comes to these entitled, overbearing people. They all seem like people driven by narcissism. They're asserting themselves over other people and have no sense that it's wrong.
Sad that these Karens are so poorly educated that they seem to have forgotten that America was originally created by many different cultures made of many people from different parts of the world which means many different spoken languages.
When America has no official language
Karens: We'Re In AmErIcA wE sPeAk EnGlIsH hErE nOt AnCiEnT cHiNeSe
I bet Karen doesn't even know American (Sign Language).
Technically ASL is an American language.
@@thunderflare59 👆👇👉☝️✌️☝️👊☝️🤟🤘👏🤜👋🖖🙌👐🤲🤝🤏👌🤚
"Hi did you know America was named after the discoverer Amerigo Vespucci? Speak Italian!" (Or Florentinian as Italy was not fully "assembled" yet.)
@@TorIverWilhelmsen some forgotten but appropriate dialect from tuscany, yep
Me: sees that Wales is always about sheep and beer
Also me: Your goddam right
"You are in america speak english" I wonder what she is smoking America DOES NOT have a national language. Im surprised that the caren didn't say speak American.
C for Fluent in christian
Aren for karen
Asthmatic man: (Has medicine)
Karen: "Hippity hoppity, that's now my property!"
I snorted lol, good job
This happened to me once, I'm french and I was travelling in UK with my friends during holidays.
Coming from the southwestern France we grew up with grand-parents speaking Occitan, a form of old french/old Latin dialect so we learned it during our childhood.
We were in that pub in London speaking with a Scottish guy we've just met and he was telling us that he ised to live in our hometown for few years and learned some Occitan words so my friends and I started to joke with him (what a nice guy really) and after few minutes an American lady came to us out of nowhere and bluntly say to us
"You're in an English speaking country! You should be ashamed to speak any other language than English! So rude Latinos again!"
With my friends and the nice guy we were completly baffled like "the f*ck she's talking to?! mind your own business jeez! " She went on a rampage, talking shit and very loudly calling us in front of anyone in the pub but we were just kids (18/19 yo) and the Scottish guy (30's yo) just didn't take it and began to replied loudly at her telling her "aren't you ashamed for harrasing kids? Don't you see we're talking? Who do you thinks you are?! You're not in America here so keep your ugly mentality and attitude in your own country you gob****t! And they're not Latinos you ignorant dumbsh*t" She was pale but continue to argue and the Scottish guy was like "ok you're to f*cking dumb to understand, I don't f*cking care about your opinion! AND WHO'S IN THIS PUB IS A FOREIGNER?!" most of the people raised their drinks saying they're indeed not brits and foreigners, so she went to complain to the staff who just explained to her that's they'd heard her behaviour, she didn't have to pull up a fight in here by disrespecting others clients because of their culture and that's she'd better think twice before pissing a Scott in the future.
Her friend was so ashamed that's he just grabbed her and they just left.
Like who's saying this kind of dumb sh*t in an European capital and especially in an touristic area?
This guy is our hero, we talk about this time to time with my friends and it's always a funny reminder to not being a jerk with strangers because that's makes you look hella dumb 😁.
"Mistakes known for sheep and alcohol"
What a line
like these people there who wont get that
I have a town near me like whales then
Karen walks in, trying to force a 19 year old to sleep with a 16 year old: Chill music stops. *FBI music starts*
“I thought I had it all together...”
*Prison harmonica prepares to play*
Karen: Where did you even learn english
Op's Step mom: England, you know the place were english was invented and where you learned english from.
Also that grandma in the other story was the definition of a madlad.
Wales is "known for alcohol".
I've never heard that in my life - in fact every other part of the UK and Ireland gets a (often unfounded) reputation for alcohol, except Wales.
Rugby, the coal industry, choirs, (particularly men's choirs) sheep farming, beautiful countryside, castles, slate, daffodils, leeks, laverbread, lamb cawl, and much more besides, but not alcohol.
I think it was mainly to cue up the sheep joke
Also, you have a lot of well-known narrow gauge steam railways.
I thought the only country that is known for alcohol is Russia. Hello, vodka.
@@reddittime9283 and germany for their BEER FESTIVAL
@@reddittime9283 Scottish Whisky
The asthma one when a different way than I expected. I thought it was going to be a 'You have the corona, get away' type deal because of the breathing/inhaler....
That's the reaction I kept getting when my asthma kicks up lol. I was expecting it too!
every time i have an asthma cough i get that look from others so i thought it was going to be the same too.
however, arent most asthma inhalers steroids? that lady was going to give /a otherwise healthy child/ an adult dosage steroid inhaler. id be calling child protective services.
@@asteri8299 Happened in Netherlands, don't think they have CPS.
“To all my bilingual friends out there who are speaking their native language: good for you. It’s important to keep your culture alive”
Thanks OP, I speak Doric, Gaelic, English and some sign language, I wanna improve my sign language, but to me Doric and Gaelic are culturally important to me, so I will keep speaking them.
EP: give your pet bird
OP: sure allow me to toss it too you
EP: that's right. You should respect me
OP: *flips EP the bird*
Rslash if you see this ever since ive watched your channel for 2 months ive given you a ton of views i want your channel for my crotch goblin and he has cancer so he deserves it(obviously a joke)
@@BilIyBobTheThird wow heart stopping
I knew you were gonna "angry bird" her. Just not the bird I was expecting
"The next time I eavesdrop on your conversation, it better be in English!" Karen
Oh my god I didn’t even know that hair pulling was an disorder. I’ve been pulling my hair out since I was little from stressful situations. Thank you for posting that story I’m glad to know I’m not the only one.
"speak english! Where did you learn english!?"
"The UK"
"bruh!" *goes away*
You would think they would notice from the english accent
Wait, if she has children with Corona, then why isn’t she staying inside
go back to that story you missunderstood it
Asthmatics are part of the risk group since asthma is an autoimmune disease.
She doesnt, she was referring to the general Corona-situation
@@iliveinaconstantstateoffea9634 wait really!? CRAP!!
She says AND with corona, as in with corona going around. Her kids dont have covid
That grandma was such a savage
"Yall ain't gonna f*ck are ya?"
"Nah"
"Alright, goodnight"
Oof had a Karen once come up to me with the phrase "Your in America! Speak english!" When I was speaking Lakota to my grandma on the whole. Lakota is a native American language. My grandma just laughed hard and left
That's so cool. I can no longer speak the traditional languages my parents speak (they're of different ethnicity, I'm Indonesian). I wish I can.
Meta
I’m from America, and my family has been here so long we do net even know where we come from anymore. I’ve always envied my bilingual friends with parents or grandparent from other countries, it seems so amazing to have a second culture and language.
"Must Resist Incest!"
Once you get over 25, there (usually) is no more constant incest thoughts.
I turn 25 next month. Only a few more weeks and I'll finally be free from this acursed plague.
Speaking from experience? 👀
@@ashleytheblindvisionary907 You can do it! You can be free from this plague! :D And also VERY early happy birthday!
@@Murtida Maybe, maybe not >;D
@@pyhhv aww, thanks ❤
Stepmom: isn’t evil
Me: “shes the chosen one!”
Rslash when he leaves in a swear word two days in a row: Whoops!
RUclips: [DEMONETIZATION INCREASES]
TreeManPrime 014 Can you be demonetized when you were never going to be paid in the first place? I mean with how RUclips works now they don’t really appreciate their creators so...
I just noticed it as well
@@dimsufferer9951 I remember when Pews, Jenna, Nigahiga(?), and even Markiplier, all praised and we're very appreciative to YT to give them the opportunities, creative freedoms, and the platform to release content for free. And now everyone memes and speaks openly on the negative changes to YT, and how it's really gotten to a point of Corp. than a creative allowing platform. Especially when certain things always get demonetized even if the video is totally all age friendly, and then other videos that are outrageous and horrible and terrible people get seen as heros or role models or something, when in reality, they've shown a dead body on camera, or manipulated tons of younger fans and women, and openly have mental breakdowns (Onision). Frankly, YT has really gone down in quality of character, and it's disappointing.
Sorry for the long rant. I just used YT when it first came out, I was addicted. So it hurts to see these people I've practically grown up with, get tested or forgotten like old news.
@@Sunny_psyche it's RUclips, not "YT"
Junior Has a Cat Who cares
Karen: SPEAK THE AMERICAN LANGUAGE
Me: *starts speaking native American*
Lol, I approve. 😂👌
Underrated comment here!!
I believe one can learn the entirety of american vocabulary in a mcdonalds menu
Everyone is referring to America as the USA, is it correct to say America is the USA?
Which one? There are about 150 different tribes, so you need to be more specific ;) ^^
Grandma: You two ain’t gonna have s** or anything right
Op:No!
Grandma: well, *good enough for me*
Karen: Speak english!
👆This is racist right?
What’s really funny is the line “we are in America, speak English” when english isn’t American. Any one speaking a Native American language is actually speaking, well, the native language of America lol
@@jadecs also there is no official language english is just the most spoken
@@jadecs And American Sign Language. You know, what many deaf people use. Which also, coincidentally, a bunch of stories have been around on this channel about asshole entitled people going "Why are you waving your hands around like that? This is america, speak english!"
Oh the irony.
How is that a racist statement? Would it be racist if an american was in mexico, speaking english on the phone, and a mexican said "¡ablas espñol!"? Nothing about the situation is racist, it is independent of race or location. You're still a rude, selfish, nosey, jerk if you demand some one speak your native language in conversations that don't involve you.
Fun fact: the most common language in Texas other than English and Spanish is Vietnamese.
“Where did you learn English”
England, where it was created. You got a problem with that
Can I just say how I love R’s mom in the second post she is what I want to be as a mother she doesn’t sugarcoat it she’s straight to the point it won’t take any shit
op:she became like my second mother
op's step-mom: that's why i'm here
I’m gonna quote him on the “Must resist incest”
Third storie bus driver (4?) is the kind of person the world needs more, i have always liked busses because it feels nice (idk why just does) and knowing drivers like that exist makes me feel a small bit of hope for humans. Many kudos to you
And to those who read this, have a nice day/night
My reaction whenever anyone says “enter EM” or “enter Karen” the reaction is the same as the Avengers Endgame audience reaction
I still remember my heart beating like hell during that scene a year ago, good times
I feel fresh hearing Rslash curse freely, it feels like rebellion against the youtube algorithm
The last few times i javent even noticed it tbh, which is kinda sad because id be happy when i did lol
Trueeeee
@@ciarangale4738 Exactly the same fer me
Actually they’re not a random string of characters, it’s actually how we aliens recognize each other
Oh I went through the first story as a Kiwi in the USA. "You speak really good English..."
I'm indonesian and my accent is a mixed bag of british, american, and asian (think singaporean). Sometimes I add ghetto phrases too and it sounds really confusing even for me
I am South African living and working as an English teacher in Turkey. Was speaking with someone online and the response, your English is very good.
I am an Indian student in the UK, Scotland to be exact, and was told by a fellow student who was British that for a person who learnt English in 2 months I am pretty good at it. It's actually hilarious how they are so ignorant about actuality of Colonial rule cause when I told him it's my second language cause of Colonialism and he cheered, I was so disturbed.
I guess that's a compliment?
That one kid named Karen: *chuckles* “I’m in danger”
The title 'Karen' doesn't have anything to do with the name. You can be a Karen and not be a Karen - but you don't need to be a Karen to be a Karen. Simple enough.
For the English woman: I had a coworker who had a customer complain loudly WHERE DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH?? SPEAK IT BETTER!! I was his QA at the call centre and i heard this from him deadpan: "I'm English, we invited the bloody language, and I speak and spell it better than you ever will." I didn't mark him down in his score for that, because the customer was an idiot.
Let's get one thing straight: "Muslim" is NOT a language, they are PEOPLE who follow the religion ISLAM.
I've heard bigots genuinely say that they're sick of Muslims "comin over ere speekin mosque".
Bigots aren't very clever. ;)
Same thing with people asking, “dO yOu SpEaK iNdIaN?????” Or “oH, ArE yOu HiNdI????”
Muslim isnt a language? BAH
-Karen
That Karen must speak Catholic then by her logic
i openly cringed once i heard that. i hate bigots but i hate uneducated bigots more.
Rslash: *posts*
Everyone: *goes straight to the comments*
Yes
Rlslash: *posts*
kakastia3819: *replies to comment*
This was the first comment I saw when I scrolled into the comments when I clicked on the video
Yep
This comment is so overused
I'm part Welsh and I take offence to the first one!
Those arent mistakes, they are love complications!
I was raised bilingual, speaking English and Italian. It was a necessity for me, since most of my family only spoke Italian. I've been raising my sons to speak both languages as well, mostly just because it's traditional, and I want them to be in touch with their heritage, since my generation of family all speak English.
I was at the park about two weeks ago speaking to them in Italian and I was told by a random person that I should not be teaching them a language like that in this country... See, you may think you've heard this story before, except the person telling me this told me in Spanish...
Second story: Sounds like someone needs a reminder that Pornhub isn't real.
Lol xD
“You’re are in American, speak english!” America doesnt have a main language :|
Day 4:
Petition to make Rslash say *Boink* when he's refering to the "S" word!
-xXThe Moonless MidnightXx- yes
Yee
Yes
What about COPPA
Yeet
“Your in America When You’re here, You Speak- *Karen Lists every language known to man even the enchanted table*
Fun story: Back in 6th grade there was a girl in my class with EXTREME asthma. Me and her bonded over needing inhalers [I have a heart murmur and used an inhaler sometimes]. One day, she had an asthma attack during recess and kids were PANICKING. A yard duty told some kids to give her space as me and a few others rushed to my teacher, who had the girl's inhaler, about the situation. I kid you not, this woman said "If she REALLY needs it, she can come here HERSELF and get it." I was a relatively shy and polite kid, but that was the DUMBEST thing I've heard a teacher say and I started screaming at her. I didn't curse but I did call her every 6th grader insult in the book. The only time I stopped was when the same yard duty rushed in, asking why me and the other kids weren't getting my friend's inhaler. My teacher tried to tell the yard duty what she told us and was promptly shoved out of the way as the Yard Duty told me to grab the inhaler before we all victoriously rushed to my friend. We got it to my friend soon enough she didn't die, but she needed to be taken to the ER. The teacher came out, screaming at me and the yard duty. She screamed at me for taking the inhaler and screaming at her. She screamed at the yard duty because they were basically "lower authority" than teachers and for pushing her. The yard duty snapped back and reminded her that as a yard duty, she was in charge of kids during recess and was basically security, and that my Teacher had put a child's life in danger and would be hearing from the principal. Later that day the Principal DID call me into her office with some other kids and asked for my side of the story. And later that week she came into the same class that teacher ran with me and my asthmatic friend to give a lecture about how to help those with breathing problems, a lot of it directed towards my teacher, who after we all moved to 7th grade, we never seen again. When will people Learn asthma is a serious thing?
“You’re in America! Speak English!”
Uhh, what if I were to tell you Vietnamese is the third most spoken language in Texas?
Oooh and spanish is the second most popular language
In the us
LMFAO! "Must ... resist ... incest!" For those with no concept of sarcasm: "!"
4:10
I`m British, Irish, Scottish, Canadian, and American. When I talk, I use each accent as I`m talking or there is a different accent I use for each word I say. What`s kinda funny is that when I panic a little, I use a completely different accent. Sorry if I offend anyone, I just thought I share this small fact about me. =)
Dude, that’s cool.
Erm you do realise that Scotland is a part of Britain? I'm guessing when you say you are British and then also list Scotland you actually mean English lol I'm also going to guess you are a descendant of the British because if you live and where born in the British isles you would/ should know Scotland is in Britain. Sorry if I seem offensive it's just as an Englishman I'm getting bored of having to explain (mainly to Americans) the difference between Britain and England
@@ethanmccormack9561 I`m still learning the world so you`re good.
"Speak English! Not Muslim!"
*Muslim is not a language Õ-Õ*
Mii Kro EXACTLY I’m Muslim and that’s not a language our language is Arabic lol
i almost died a little inside for humanity but held it in because of entitled people
Urge to kill rising?
Mii Kro just pick any Middle Eastern county. Karen’s aren’t known for their intelligence.
No. It very much is. Cause muslim isnt a religion it's a darn language. When will people learn?