r/Entitledparents "I Have Coronavirus, So It's Time to Shop!"

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  4 года назад +3991

    The shopping Karen straight up needs to get arrested

  • @blakeimortal1084
    @blakeimortal1084 4 года назад +1642

    2019: Karen clears throat
    Op: yes may I help you
    2020: Karen clears throat
    OP: *oh hell no*

  • @rndmpinkiepie64
    @rndmpinkiepie64 4 года назад +929

    "Anyone with the virus has the common sense to stay at home"
    *YOU'D THINK SO, RIGHT?!*

    • @Kaliypso
      @Kaliypso 4 года назад +2

      Yea i do.

    • @Abbenxena
      @Abbenxena 4 года назад +2

      either at home or quarantined in the hospital

    • @thefroglord257
      @thefroglord257 4 года назад +18

      Common sense is no longer common.

    • @LindaGailLamb.0808
      @LindaGailLamb.0808 4 года назад +3

      @@thefroglord257 👏👏👏 I was going to say that; you beat me to it 😁.

    • @sharkcraft8568
      @sharkcraft8568 4 года назад +4

      Humans are too stupid to do that.

  • @rugalbernstein5913
    @rugalbernstein5913 4 года назад +659

    "ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS?!"
    "No, I'm just being extra caref-"
    "HAH! ACTUALLY, WE ALL HAVE THE CORONAVIRUS!"

  • @xBluegamerx
    @xBluegamerx 4 года назад +1753

    "There are 2 factors for how long a virus will thrive in a society. 1. How dense the population is. 2. How dense the population is."

    • @thomasjones6216
      @thomasjones6216 4 года назад +56

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that really shouldn't be funny but it is

    • @Emerald24Zulu
      @Emerald24Zulu 4 года назад +70

      3. how much of that dense population is intentionally spreading said virus

    • @AvengerofVertexes
      @AvengerofVertexes 4 года назад +23

      Painfully accurate lmao.

    • @jackthepokexpert4207
      @jackthepokexpert4207 4 года назад +21

      3. The amount of people with an IQ less than -1

    • @pawelodziomek4908
      @pawelodziomek4908 4 года назад +7

      Where did you get that joke from, twitter or reddit

  • @ThunderDunder123
    @ThunderDunder123 4 года назад +826

    People need to stop apologizing to Karens. “I’m sorry” admits guilt to them and only fuels their entitlement. Just say no, and ignore them after that. But then again, we wouldn’t have these awesome stories, so never mind. 😆

    • @taurusdragon4763
      @taurusdragon4763 4 года назад +16

      Yep, when I meet these entitled people, I'm just going to be straight up rude to them

    • @kpopgamer4369
      @kpopgamer4369 4 года назад +22

      I hear I'm sorry used a lot not as an apology like another form of "Excuse me?" or "What did you say?"

    • @ThunderDunder123
      @ThunderDunder123 4 года назад +12

      Poor Life Decisions Yes, but I’m talking about “I’m sorry” followed by “but...”

    • @kpopgamer4369
      @kpopgamer4369 4 года назад +6

      @@ThunderDunder123 The way he reads it it always comes off as one of the ones I listed to me lol but I get ya.

    • @KTSpeedruns
      @KTSpeedruns 4 года назад +5

      People need to stop apologizing to choosing beggars as well.

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 4 года назад +501

    Every entitled mother: "These creeps are behind my house threatening my children!"
    (Gets evicted for smoking weed and a number of other crimes.)

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 4 года назад +15

      @Dimitris Tsekeris OMG that reminds me of a story about a college student who was evicted from her apartment a while back.
      She was away on vacation when her roommates broke into her room and went through her belongings. They were shocked to discover she was one of “those people” (they found a maga hat), and they found a handgun in her dresser. They raised a fuss, claimed they felt unsafe in her presence, and pressured the landlord to evict her.
      The roommates violated her privacy by breaking into her private space and rifling through her belongings, and yet she’s been punished as a result. If you’re interested in details, Liberty Doll covered it in a video on her channel.

    • @phoenix5966
      @phoenix5966 4 года назад +14

      The weed depends on what state it is since many already legalized it. If it's in an area that's legalized, it just shows she cares more about getting high than her own children. If illegal, then both.

    • @sz2yn
      @sz2yn 4 года назад +3

      she pays for weed but not for the children...

  • @pyjamacritic1171
    @pyjamacritic1171 4 года назад +280

    It takes an excessively egocentric character to use the he phrases "that's not my problem" and "you should care about my kids" in adjacent sentences. x

    • @azisles02
      @azisles02 4 года назад +12

      My reply to that would be "the last time someone said that to me, I broke my foot from kicking their ass so badly. I still got 1 good working foot, want to be as 2 kicking #2?”

    • @axeloth
      @axeloth 4 года назад +3

      U forgot “other people don’t matter”

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 4 года назад +1

      @@azisles02 That sounds like what my mom would say, not gonna lie. XD

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 4 года назад

      @@azisles02 Or, "I just had my foot surgically removed from the ass of the last idiot who said that to me."

  • @BurningRobotOil
    @BurningRobotOil 4 года назад +451

    Gettin' kinda tired of the whole "I'm a single Mom, so you have to give me blank". I'd wanna turn around and say "That's not my fault. You should have kept your legs closed"
    "Well, my husband cheated on me"
    "I can see why. I hope he's happier with his secretary/your sister/your mother"

    • @aceclover758
      @aceclover758 4 года назад +51

      The funnier thing is when a single mom complains about being one and has 4 kids, from different men. I would just say “you didn’t learn the last three times?”

    • @BurningRobotOil
      @BurningRobotOil 4 года назад +11

      @@aceclover758 Guess she wanted to be on Maury and/or Springer. I'm surprised they haven't created their own sub-reddit.

    • @weepyllama
      @weepyllama 4 года назад +12

      I...I need to use these.

    • @LaSirenita08
      @LaSirenita08 4 года назад +19

      I’m a single mom with one kid and have never asked for a discount. I have used the single mom gambit to get out of unnecessary purchases or getting dragged out shopping though.

    • @epsil2511
      @epsil2511 4 года назад +21

      Yeah, let's not insult single mothers because some karen use sometimes that as an excuse to be entitle poop. Women who leave their abusive husband with their child to protect the child and themself are really courageous, and it would be sad if they read stuff like in the comments above :( Stay Karen-focus folks, they are the only one that deserve our insults o/

  • @_Cleveland_
    @_Cleveland_ 4 года назад +137

    EM: *acts dramatic*
    Grandfather: "You activated my trap card."

  • @lemonicdemonade09
    @lemonicdemonade09 4 года назад +635

    The single mom Karen doesn't even need that much toilet paper, as she's single, meaning that she doesn't have as many people to use it.

    • @reaperoftalon7865
      @reaperoftalon7865 4 года назад +65

      I think she does, due to all the sorts of crap coming out of her mouth for years.

    • @natalyaballard3744
      @natalyaballard3744 4 года назад +8

      #Toiletpaperhoarderssuck

    • @klaz5622
      @klaz5622 4 года назад +5

      No it’s not like that her kids have MEGA DIARRHEA

    • @raulrosas5068
      @raulrosas5068 4 года назад +3

      with her 20 cats that shit everywhere

    • @ayahasad4437
      @ayahasad4437 4 года назад +1

      Why are people even hoarding TP?

  • @dunganpark27
    @dunganpark27 4 года назад +1197

    Flu: “Oh no I have the flu! Time to stay home and rest!”
    Coronavirus: “Oh no I have coronavirus!
    Time to go on a world tour!”

    • @_Cleveland_
      @_Cleveland_ 4 года назад +47

      I feel like some people are trying to get it and move to an uninfected population just to be a dick.

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 4 года назад +31

      @@_Cleveland_ Exactly! People like these are the reasons why the Corona virus still is a thing

    • @yourenotmycat
      @yourenotmycat 4 года назад +13

      ITAC85 and the fact that we dont have a distinct cure and test atm

    • @ITAC85
      @ITAC85 4 года назад +6

      @@yourenotmycat exactly!

    • @Dewani90
      @Dewani90 4 года назад +21

      it's like people who got AIDS, they think that if they gonna die anyway, they gonna try to take as many people with them as they can... sheesh.

  • @chriscross4906
    @chriscross4906 4 года назад +210

    Oooh, the Paracetamol story was such a satisfying comeback!

    • @Norwegiancalamity
      @Norwegiancalamity 4 года назад +22

      you could say that karen..... *puts on sunglasses* got a taste of her own medicine, the price: free

    • @fortunes11
      @fortunes11 4 года назад +4

      That story should also be on r/prorevenge

    • @ten5h1
      @ten5h1 4 года назад +6

      I loved that story. The EM should have been satisfied with the one packet. Her greed caused her to lose both

    • @5Demona5
      @5Demona5 2 года назад

      Most satisfying story of the video!

  • @lolguyFRL
    @lolguyFRL 4 года назад +223

    People with the flu: “Better stay home.”
    People with COVID-19: “I’m gonna visit all 50 states!”

    • @stephaniehendersonsnyder3642
      @stephaniehendersonsnyder3642 4 года назад +9

      All the countries I’m gonna visit now that I have Covid-19. USA CANADA MEXICO PANAMA HATI JAMACIA PERU REPUBLIC DOMINICAN CUBA CARIBEAN GREENLAND EL SALVADOR TOO! You get the point.

    • @LuxinFate
      @LuxinFate 4 года назад +5

      Stephanie Henderson *Animaniacs Intesifies*

    • @therainbowdoggo
      @therainbowdoggo 4 года назад +1

      The last story really shows how America got hit so badly, selfish people. (This is not an accurate representation of every American, just some.)

    • @nvbrit
      @nvbrit 4 года назад

      Stephanie Henderson do I see a reference here?

    • @Friedbaboons
      @Friedbaboons 4 года назад

      Mr worldwide

  • @_Ganev_
    @_Ganev_ 4 года назад +218

    Karen: *gets coronavirus*
    Karen: goes to store
    People: wait that's illegal

    • @Emerald24Zulu
      @Emerald24Zulu 4 года назад +8

      karen: idgaf if it's illegal! i'm a SiNgLe MoM and i need to get groceries so me and my kids can survive!

    • @soupmafia2129
      @soupmafia2129 4 года назад +3

      it litterally is

    • @maryray4960
      @maryray4960 4 года назад

      Nick co. Karen: *suprised pikachu face*

    • @YingYing-og5wd
      @YingYing-og5wd 3 года назад

      Karen: *rage* HOE DARE YOU

    • @YingYing-og5wd
      @YingYing-og5wd 3 года назад

      *HOW

  • @racegirl2857
    @racegirl2857 4 года назад +435

    “I have two kids and I need to make sure they’re ok during this virus”
    Lady what is a painkiller going to do if your kids get a VIRUS not a broken elbow...

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад +2

      racegirl2857 soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @spooniejusticewarrior
      @spooniejusticewarrior 4 года назад +49

      Paracetamol is a fever reducer as well as a painkiller. It's the same thing as acetaminophen or tylenol in the US. Paracetamol is what they call it in the UK and many other countries.

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya 4 года назад +23

      @@spooniejusticewarrior Thanks for clarifying I was confused a bit when she wanted it for the virus... I was like "WHY?". Plus her kids are not sick and she is exposing them to a chance of getting sick just to get medicine "just in case" ... She takes all of it just in case when OP NEEDS it... I'm glad she took both leaving her with none...

    • @zylphiafreed9013
      @zylphiafreed9013 4 года назад +12

      @@SailorMya I mean the ignorance of saying she needed to be more careful when she didn't even know how the accident occurred was astounding for all the knew it could have been caused by someone else be reckless but of course, I know this was all an excuse to be a dick with no actual rhyme or reason to it.

    • @Abbenxena
      @Abbenxena 4 года назад +8

      fever reducers are the last thing she would want to give her kids if they get the corona virus, they will literally KILL her kids

  • @keiths.9239
    @keiths.9239 4 года назад +833

    Karen : "I got corona i can be out side."
    Me: *instinctively punches women in throat then baths in hand sanitizer* "shop without a larynx karen."

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 4 года назад +18

      Katherine Tillery use brass knuckles instead of bare fist

    • @2dsimp225
      @2dsimp225 4 года назад +15

      Use a bat.

    • @mugenokami2201
      @mugenokami2201 4 года назад +7

      CraCragirl 2.0 metal or wood?

    • @izzythatsings4792
      @izzythatsings4792 4 года назад +8

      @@mugenokami2201 Which one would hurt most? Probs metal

    • @izzythatsings4792
      @izzythatsings4792 4 года назад +6

      Solid metal, non of that hollow crap.

  • @jacksoncaplinger4623
    @jacksoncaplinger4623 4 года назад +646

    Karen before catching covid 19: I wIlL nOt Go To StOrEs
    Karen after catching covid 19: YeAh I Am GoNnA sHoP nOw

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад +1

      TheOnlyBlob soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @kinghaus
      @kinghaus 4 года назад +5

      You don’t have to worry about getting infected then lol

    • @cristianhenriquez6964
      @cristianhenriquez6964 4 года назад +7

      Maybe she anticipated that other Karens would do the same so she didn't go shopping until she was infected because when can't catch it if she already has it... she might be onto something

    • @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722
      @crazy4bricksthebrickbrothe722 4 года назад +8

      Cristian Henriquez until you realize that people who are infected with any disease should be staying at home anyway and resting to give their bodies more energy to use to fight the infection.

    • @lapispheonix7569
      @lapispheonix7569 4 года назад +1

      i cant like cuz 420 _-_ Lol

  • @_pop_rocks_
    @_pop_rocks_ 4 года назад +204

    He literally has the perfect voice for these readings 😂

  • @mevothefox9442
    @mevothefox9442 4 года назад +138

    Karen: "I got corona I can be outside"
    Czech police: "You will be fined 3 000 000 Crowns (120 000 USD) for breach of quarantine"

    • @vikipekarkova6632
      @vikipekarkova6632 4 года назад +2

      Ha to má blbý

    • @ps92809
      @ps92809 4 года назад +3

      woah crowns must be cheap in the czech republic

    • @pgrass994
      @pgrass994 4 года назад

      😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @randomeevee6048
      @randomeevee6048 4 года назад

      Excuuuussse me? I'm a single mom I don't have the money 😒
      😉😂
      Just a bit of sarcasm... For the dumb people here...

    • @fem530
      @fem530 4 года назад

      GG Czech

  • @CyberKirby
    @CyberKirby 4 года назад +149

    10:03 Finally someone said it. "Being a single mom does not give you special privileges". A true hero.

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Cyber Kirby soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 4 года назад +3

      People will take anything that is happening to them and turn it around to make them seem like the victim and demand special privileges because, “oh i have to deal with this.” Life is not fair, people are counting their problems and not whats good in their lives, shows how irresponsible we are as a species.

    • @axeloth
      @axeloth 4 года назад +1

      Imagine the suffering ex husband
      No wonder he got all her money

    • @sarahwoods6317
      @sarahwoods6317 4 года назад +5

      Good moms don't whine about their troubles to get pity from people. Good moms focus on their kids, not themselves.

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion 4 года назад +210

    As a young lady with MS, people like that are disgusting. I have no immune system. I have to be ridiculously careful.
    That said, as always thank you for the best bedtime stories every night and much love from Aussieland m8 «3

    • @ejthedhampir507
      @ejthedhampir507 4 года назад +3

      It’s good we live in Australia and there aren’t as many idiots here. I hope you stay well and best wishes!

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Azuraion soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @JohnnyShagbot
      @JohnnyShagbot 4 года назад +1

      Stay safe, friend.

    • @SkylanderDragon
      @SkylanderDragon 4 года назад +1

      Azuraion stay well mi lady.

    • @rhiwright
      @rhiwright 4 года назад +1

      Same situation as you. Not sure I could cope with this if I lived alone; my partner is the only one of us who actually leaves the house anymore. It looks nice out there. *sigh*

  • @Draconicaces
    @Draconicaces 4 года назад +118

    EM: I have c o r o n a. Let me just,,, infect *more* people

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Ace of Dragons soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @Wirralspotter
      @Wirralspotter 4 года назад +1

      Revenge Prod. No ones cares stop spamming your song

  • @Thatbendyfan_
    @Thatbendyfan_ 4 года назад +56

    Karen: ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE CORONAVIRUS?!?!?
    Also Karen: my whole family and I have it

  • @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee8
    @eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee8 4 года назад +133

    imagine using the fact that you’re a “single mom” to need more toilet paper. There’s less people ?? Why would you need more toilet paper for the absence of a father ?

    • @justsomepersonontheinterne7003
      @justsomepersonontheinterne7003 4 года назад +1

      Hershey squirts my dude.

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 4 года назад +1

      A result of their very healthy diet consisting of fast food and frozen food, because she doesn’t have time to cook, no doubt.
      --
      Also, kind of off topic, but want to see someone toilet paper a yard for some reason... I think it’s because I can picture neighbors’ minds short-circuiting and reacting to the situation far beyond “it’s just a dumb prank.” Would someone seize it for themselves? Would it send a Karen into a crying rage? Would an entitled dad get the police involved? Would people just ignore it?

  • @the-wanderer111
    @the-wanderer111 4 года назад +461

    Karen: Steals from a person who has a broken foot
    OP: Steals it back
    Karen: surprise pikachu face
    Edit:Thanks I can't Think of a name

    • @Jpt1012
      @Jpt1012 4 года назад +6

      The -Wanderer 111 spelled pikachu wrong

    • @gadam_dude9182
      @gadam_dude9182 4 года назад +4

      The -Wanderer 111
      :0

    • @PikaCookiePlayz
      @PikaCookiePlayz 4 года назад +11

      Karen: Steals
      OP: Steals back
      Karen: *high pitch banshee screaming*
      Edit: Thanks for 10 likes! This comment almost has 420 Likes (actual comment)

    • @the-wanderer111
      @the-wanderer111 4 года назад

      @@PikaCookiePlayz Lol

    • @PikaCookiePlayz
      @PikaCookiePlayz 4 года назад +3

      Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas I have had the same thought I think it’s Original Poster tho.

  • @tiffanysjogren3079
    @tiffanysjogren3079 4 года назад +112

    OP: "I'm in a lot of pain, with my foot."
    Karen: "that's not MY fault, you should have been more careful."
    Karen: "I wanna make sure my kids are okay."
    Me: "that's not OUR fault, you should have been more careful."

    • @5Demona5
      @5Demona5 2 года назад +2

      I thought similarly
      "Then you ought to take good care of them and be careful they don't get sick."

  • @lykanno5137
    @lykanno5137 4 года назад +81

    The EM in the last story was doin’ legit poison damage in addition to her verbal toxicity.

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Lykanno soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @Allmight_Kitty
      @Allmight_Kitty 4 года назад

      Could we add bioterrorism to the list?

    • @haha.stupid6953
      @haha.stupid6953 4 года назад

      Shes a Poison Type Pokemon
      i feel bad for Klara in the Pokemon SwSh dlc. She has to deal with pokemon as toxic as the last karen lmao

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 4 года назад

      Did someone say *DOMESTIC TERRORRISM*

    • @bam537
      @bam537 4 года назад

      Can Corona virus kill

  • @erinzimmer9257
    @erinzimmer9257 4 года назад +78

    Karen's with coronavirus: ”I can go outside!”
    my mom and me who count as higher risk: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @frogsreprettycool2146
      @frogsreprettycool2146 4 года назад +1

      All I could think of while watching that was Donald trump asking them how many cases there were and the there is another meme

  • @nikki11111
    @nikki11111 4 года назад +103

    “I have the coronavirus, so it’s time to shop!”
    More like ITS TIME TO STOP.

  • @dimitristsekeris1821
    @dimitristsekeris1821 4 года назад +55

    "Ma'am, you can't have all of these emergency supplies for y..."
    "I'M A SINGLE MOTHER!!!"
    "Oh! I'm sorry! Here you go!"
    "Can I also have a discount?"
    "Well..."
    "I'm a single mother!"
    "OK!"
    Never happened.

    • @samuelding7854
      @samuelding7854 3 года назад +1

      That doesn’t happen ever in any parallel universe lol

  • @jimmehgames9306
    @jimmehgames9306 4 года назад +80

    Some dummy has been spamming his sound cloud under every comment so I've been reporting all of them for spam while listening to the stories :)

  • @spook5948
    @spook5948 4 года назад +162

    I said "The positive to this pandemic is it'll draw all the Karens out, so we won't be bored"
    I think i'm right

    • @axzcel7135
      @axzcel7135 4 года назад +6

      *Sometimes my genius is almost frightening*

    • @whyamihere1563
      @whyamihere1563 4 года назад +1

      "Called it!"

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Z Unknown soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @flipswap07
      @flipswap07 4 года назад

      Never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

  • @arandomguy8352
    @arandomguy8352 4 года назад +27

    Karen lines:
    "I'm a single mom"
    "How dare you reeeeeeeee"
    "I will take this as compensation"

    • @JetstreamSam343
      @JetstreamSam343 4 года назад +5

      Best part of being introvert is that I dont respond to those lines
      I just slap or punch if I have prof I'm inoccent

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 3 года назад

      @@JetstreamSam343 But the slap/punch revokes your state of innocence, right?

    • @JetstreamSam343
      @JetstreamSam343 3 года назад

      @@BlooMonkiMan not if I kill them

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 3 года назад +1

      Alternatively, "My husband will hear about this".

    • @goldenbekfast4301
      @goldenbekfast4301 2 года назад

      "I want to talk to your manager"

  • @Matthewgb204
    @Matthewgb204 4 года назад +45

    “Other people don’t matter” the only life style entitled people know

    • @5Demona5
      @5Demona5 2 года назад +1

      And if they do care for someone, they will brag about it, no matter how small; plus they'll feel entitled to a reward for being _such a good person_

    • @Matthewgb204
      @Matthewgb204 2 года назад +1

      @@5Demona5 so true

    • @5Demona5
      @5Demona5 2 года назад +1

      @@Matthewgb204 I speak from experience, Mom was a religious Karen until her last breath. Also got 2 aunt Karens, lived with one for like 12 years.

    • @Matthewgb204
      @Matthewgb204 2 года назад +1

      @@5Demona5 that sounds awful sorry you had to go through that shit

    • @5Demona5
      @5Demona5 2 года назад +1

      Thanks @@Matthewgb204

  • @PikaCookiePlayz
    @PikaCookiePlayz 4 года назад +66

    Karen: There is no risk for me so I can be outside
    OP: Your dangering others
    Karen: I DONT CARE ABOUT OTHERS LIVES I NEED TO SHOP

    • @haha.stupid6953
      @haha.stupid6953 4 года назад +11

      karen be like: "time to shop until all the others drop"

    • @MantaKizaemonFTW
      @MantaKizaemonFTW 4 года назад +5

      Those ppl seem like she has 1 braincell, and that's the one that ate grass at kindergarten

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 4 года назад +23

    'We ALL have it so that means we aren't in danger'
    Karen "I AM THE DANGER! I AM THE ONE WHO SHOPS!"

  • @ifartmagic
    @ifartmagic 4 года назад +52

    "This is in the middle of the corona outbreak"
    Me: Looks up at upload date
    Video: 2 months ago
    Me, from the US: Nope. Not even close.

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 4 года назад +2

      Me who had to go into Lockdown 2 weeks early: “You thought this was hard? HA!”
      *cries*

    • @NazukiraMiyasaki
      @NazukiraMiyasaki 3 года назад +1

      Just checking in to remind us all that we nice thight it could be over by now

    • @ifartmagic
      @ifartmagic 3 года назад

      At this point it wasn't the middle, it was still the beginning.

  • @ssenate66
    @ssenate66 4 года назад +65

    “The middle of the outbreak” buddy, we’ve a long way to go.

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 4 года назад +3

      August 19th 2020: I can confirm that as of this date, this person was correct... I’m going mad from this, help.

    • @BusinessCatShadow
      @BusinessCatShadow 4 года назад

      @@JackThePerson27 October 21st 2020, Victoria, Australia, has started to relax its lockdown

    • @misslovedog8177
      @misslovedog8177 3 года назад +1

      January 19th, 2021. Can confirm, we definitely still have a long way to go.

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 3 года назад

      @@JackThePerson27 I'm here approximately a full 182.625 days later, and corona still exists

    • @JackThePerson27
      @JackThePerson27 3 года назад

      Friday 26th Feb. 2021: Vaccines cause diseases

  • @eliasthesarcastic8707
    @eliasthesarcastic8707 4 года назад +42

    Coronavirus outbreak initiates:
    Normal People: Kids be extra cautious.
    Karens: I don't care, my shopping is more important than everyone else. Surely no one would mind the extinction of mankind for my shopping.
    When the vaccines for corona finally arrive:
    Antivaxx Karens: [that weird Mike Wasoski and Sullivan mix meme].

    • @BlooMonkiMan
      @BlooMonkiMan 3 года назад +1

      The face swap one?

    • @eliasthesarcastic8707
      @eliasthesarcastic8707 3 года назад

      @@BlooMonkiMan Yes

    • @xoticplayz242
      @xoticplayz242 3 года назад

      Thats the thing i dont like about vaccined people being able to not wear a mask its easy for a karen whos sick ir high risk to say oh im vaccinated then contaminate the whole store

  • @jeremytheimer7443
    @jeremytheimer7443 4 года назад +69

    Karen: My boyfriends dad owns all of this.
    OP: my grandfather owns this land.
    congratulation OP you may have found your long lost Brother.

    • @Its_Grizwald
      @Its_Grizwald 4 года назад +3

      Jeremy Theimer technically it would be long lost uncle

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Jeremy Theimer soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @dr.shampadewan9616
      @dr.shampadewan9616 4 года назад +2

      Revenge Prod Bot

    • @draculduh2500
      @draculduh2500 4 года назад +9

      @@dr.shampadewan9616 yea im mass reporting him

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад +1

      Dr. Shampa Dewan nah g not a bot i jus need to get my music out there

  • @tu.chiquitobombon
    @tu.chiquitobombon 4 года назад +20

    Ppl with flu: im sick, better stay home
    Ppl with covid19: im sick, lemme go to another country

  • @acidic5900
    @acidic5900 4 года назад +73

    I hope you’re doing alright in quarantine

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Tru Cox soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @sustjay9141
      @sustjay9141 4 года назад

      You too

    • @ndz1541
      @ndz1541 4 года назад +2

      Revenge Prod. Ew thats some dead tune

  • @katandcha13
    @katandcha13 4 года назад +10

    Literally says on the back of paracetamol “do not give to kids under 16” 😂

  • @ulbiy
    @ulbiy 4 года назад +9

    The one with the pain killers made me laugh. That’s so petty and I’m here for it.

  • @AaliyahTheFoxFan
    @AaliyahTheFoxFan 4 года назад +49

    Was literally JUST watching rSlash...”little girl beats up entitled kid”
    Love when that happens

    • @orlianisdmunoz
      @orlianisdmunoz 4 года назад +5

      Literally i was watching the same vid when the notification hit up

    • @onettaviator5396
      @onettaviator5396 4 года назад +3

      Haha, nice

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад +1

      Aaliyah soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @sadhlife
      @sadhlife 4 года назад +1

      @@revengeprod.4528 heck off

    • @Dr.RatioSnail
      @Dr.RatioSnail 4 года назад +5

      @@sadhlife Just report their comments it's shameless advertising bot probably.

  • @LPScarlex
    @LPScarlex 4 года назад +36

    Imagine rslash's commentary collab with fresh's graphics

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Rizky Fahmi Nugraha soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @FigureFarter
      @FigureFarter 4 года назад +7

      @Revenge Prod. Quit trying to advertise your soundcloud

    • @LPScarlex
      @LPScarlex 4 года назад

      @@FigureFarter I'm not expecting a soundcloud link but you gotta respect the grind tbh

    • @starrm780
      @starrm780 4 года назад

      @@LPScarlex the "grind" 1. Breaks RUclips guidelines, and 2. heavily disrespects rSlash

    • @davidmcgill1000
      @davidmcgill1000 4 года назад

      @@FigureFarter It's a spambot. Just report it and move on.

  • @george3910
    @george3910 4 года назад +12

    Anyone with the corona virus would stay home.
    People with corona : I'm international bitch

    • @alexisg.7312
      @alexisg.7312 4 года назад

      Its fucking wild in Texas, people are so entitled and even hospital staff go around without masks

  • @FunFilmFare
    @FunFilmFare 4 года назад +7

    "Other People Don't Matter!"
    The Entitled Parent Motto

  • @gregarybrown9896
    @gregarybrown9896 4 года назад +2

    When the grandfather said "broad" I immediately thought he used to be a mafia boss lol

  • @Benjamin-vj7bo
    @Benjamin-vj7bo 4 года назад +11

    Imagine their family was in the hospital and they straight up walked out saying "We need our groceries!"

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 4 года назад +1

      Doctor: ma'am, your entire family has the corona virus
      EM: so that mean that go shopping because we can't get it if we already have it
      Doctor: not reall-
      EM: time to go stopping
      Doctor: wait, stop that mad woman

  • @songlover9700
    @songlover9700 4 года назад +25

    Imagine having the balls to yell at a cashier during a WORLDWIDE pandemic 🙄

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Ya Girl Kels soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @TomDarkwulf87
      @TomDarkwulf87 4 года назад +1

      Oh believe me, it's far more common than you think, and worse. A clerk at a Walmart a county over from me had a customer mace them in the face with lysol because they tried to enforce an item limit.
      www.google.com/amp/s/www.newsweek.com/woman-sprays-walmart-cashier-lysol-1496479%3famp=1

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 4 года назад +2

      You’d be shocked what human survival instinct, combined with greed and selfishness can do

    • @David_H__
      @David_H__ 4 года назад +1

      @@TomDarkwulf87 Sad thing is that "customer" was allowed to complete her purchase and leave in an Uber...

    • @gg-vp9zn
      @gg-vp9zn 4 года назад +4

      @@revengeprod.4528 stop posting your SoundCloud link nobody cares and you can get reported for unwanted commercial or spam

  • @jeremygith
    @jeremygith 4 года назад +27

    Imagine accidentally simping on an EM

    • @abokix
      @abokix 4 года назад +3

      That's like having sex with a gay elephant

    • @jeremygith
      @jeremygith 4 года назад +2

      @@abokix you did it i assume

    • @Hasdy
      @Hasdy 4 года назад

      For some reason I can imagine that.

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Hx soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

  • @murdletheturtle9060
    @murdletheturtle9060 4 года назад +8

    does anybody else ever think "oh shit they're describing me or my family" when there is a description that might be kind of similiar

  • @robsterdust4644
    @robsterdust4644 4 года назад +8

    Karen’s logic:’if I have potentially deadly illness I can go outside!’
    Hmmm yep makes sense!👍🏼

  • @redblue9573
    @redblue9573 4 года назад +25

    Karen this isn't a damn RPG
    Healing stones don't work in real life

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад +1

      Red & Blue soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 4 года назад +6

      Revenge Prod. Stop with the shameless self promo

    • @haha.stupid6953
      @haha.stupid6953 4 года назад

      Yea

    • @MrPiotrekski
      @MrPiotrekski 4 года назад

      This Karen is insane.
      We all know that healing crystal are the only organic solution to coronavirus!

  • @jesarux8233
    @jesarux8233 4 года назад +14

    I used to listen to your uploads on my bike ride to work and home, but since i've been away from work for so long now, i'm waiting until i can work again to enjoy it like i used to, but i couldnt help clicking to listen again

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Jesarux Dramion soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

  • @sandvicheatfresh
    @sandvicheatfresh 4 года назад +26

    if I owned a business i would have a large sign saying "we reserve the right to refuse service to the following"
    entitled people no matter the age
    women trying to use the "single mother" excuse unless they either actually look like they are struggling or show proof
    teens who refuse to show id when trying to buy smokes/vapes or alcohol
    the price shown is the price you have to pay no negotiating (obviously if the products packaging is severely damaged it would be discounted slightly)
    while we may seem open at X time we mean for the public so that we can close down quickly
    if you have children with you control them

    • @ReplyGuy22345
      @ReplyGuy22345 4 года назад

      Teens refusing to show ID is already par for the course.

    • @sandvicheatfresh
      @sandvicheatfresh 4 года назад

      @@ReplyGuy22345 ive only ever had to show my id once and it was in a stupid way. I was at a pokemon pub quiz and because I don't have a drivers license or bus pass I cant show id the normal way.
      So I showed the bartender my Konami card (its so I can take part in yugioh tournaments) and then my facebook profile because both had my name and dob (date of birth) on them and it worked.

    • @MarquisLeary34
      @MarquisLeary34 4 года назад

      Actually, some places really ARE putting up signs like that. It's quite encouraging.

    • @melaniem2744
      @melaniem2744 4 года назад

      Love it! I would add "People who claim to know the owner in order to get special treatment. Anyone who actually knows the owner knows better!

    • @Rikytan1
      @Rikytan1 4 года назад

      I would be careful about this part *(obviously if the products packaging is severely damaged it would be discounted slightly)*, people are enough stupid to damage stuff and then ask for *please this is damaged I want discount*

  • @BloodThirstyAvengers
    @BloodThirstyAvengers 4 года назад +7

    rSlash: That was r/EntitledParents...
    Me: Wait, that wasn't r/InsaneParents?

  • @meegcrowther7280
    @meegcrowther7280 4 года назад +9

    "in the middle of the Coronavirus"
    Pre sure it is still ongoing and has not ended yet xD

    • @arcturus0379
      @arcturus0379 4 года назад

      Yup.

    • @eowyn6436
      @eowyn6436 4 года назад

      Yeah it's still happening though my town is mostly acting like it doesn't exist anymore they think it's a good idea to all shop at the same time get close to other people ect >< I was at the mall two old looking Karen's almost touched me as they passed they got so close and I might have a compromised immune system my mom died of an autoimmune disease thankfully I haven't died though I've been isolating because the people in my town are crazy lol

  • @Taylor-kd9ld
    @Taylor-kd9ld 4 года назад +6

    11:35
    How did OP break her foot
    Like just step on it weirdly the bones just like nope I give up *breaks*
    But I am just curious

  • @sentimentalegg4856
    @sentimentalegg4856 4 года назад +19

    Karen gangster till the essential oils top working

  • @EnderPerson4478
    @EnderPerson4478 4 года назад +5

    I watched this a second time and I was still shocked and pissed at the mom with COVID.

  • @logideon368
    @logideon368 4 года назад +6

    The 10:00 story this is back to the classic Karen style finally Karen’s are at least trying again

  • @PhantomStella
    @PhantomStella 4 года назад +3

    that single mom tho: "that cheating, lying husband took all the money" but 10-15 packs of toilet paper is EXPENSIVE how you affording that then???

  • @notevenhuman8141
    @notevenhuman8141 4 года назад +4

    When he does the EP voice and said "I'll call the cops!" it sounds like "I'll call the cups!". You wanna cup of coffee? Hot chocolate? Just go to Starbucks or something; they're freakin' everywhere anyway!

  • @bartekgutowski3826
    @bartekgutowski3826 4 года назад +35

    I DONT get WhY KarEns aRe LIkE THAT

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      bartek gutowski soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @makaylah1599
      @makaylah1599 4 года назад +11

      @@revengeprod.4528 Dude, why are you commenting your SoundCloud on every comment?! Real annoying. Ain't nobody care. Just make the one comment, period. It would've saved you so much time

    • @SinisterLobster
      @SinisterLobster 4 года назад +5

      Reported

    • @13BGunBunny
      @13BGunBunny 4 года назад +8

      @@revengeprod.4528
      I'm reporting every one of your soundcloud comments as spam. Have a nice day! :-D

    • @bartekgutowski3826
      @bartekgutowski3826 4 года назад

      @@revengeprod.4528 He is probely a bot So

  • @littlemini3171
    @littlemini3171 4 года назад +13

    Ive been watching entitled parents all day

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      little mini soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

  • @halloffamegamer4347
    @halloffamegamer4347 4 года назад +2

    13:10 hold up, was she thinking that painkillers would help her kids if they got covid???

  • @longboardkid4203
    @longboardkid4203 4 года назад +4

    11:31 also, also, having 1 family member leave the family, that would mean that they would need LESS toilet paper, right?

  • @All54321
    @All54321 4 года назад +5

    EM: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF HAVING THE CORONA VIRUS!?!?
    Also EM:
    🤦‍♀️ people these days

  • @binnydinney9739
    @binnydinney9739 4 года назад +5

    “Entitled encounter” sound like some BS Disney would come up with.

  • @kunaguero6867
    @kunaguero6867 4 года назад +44

    I’m so early I got a nonification while watching the vid

  • @azurestar6187
    @azurestar6187 4 года назад +3

    I saw something were someone was acting like a Karen and said “ oh no my weakness COMMON SENSE” it was honestly the funniest thing

  • @mcgaggie1442
    @mcgaggie1442 2 года назад

    “Dinners for a couple of weeks” me, still in quarantine, loudly and sarcastically laughing. Try a few years, my friend.

  • @Dr.RatioSnail
    @Dr.RatioSnail 4 года назад +13

    Meanwhile in the comment section theres some random account shamessly advertising a soundcloud profile like thats unwanted advertising oof.

    • @spacemegalodon5049
      @spacemegalodon5049 4 года назад +1

      I'm surprised that he didn't comment that link on your comment.

  • @taylorcarstens3129
    @taylorcarstens3129 4 года назад +4

    Karen: hey I got corona let’s walk around a store and spread the virus!
    Op: whips out Clorox wipes.

  • @NerdySalemSays
    @NerdySalemSays 4 года назад +5

    Op: I need this because my foot is literally broken and I'm in pain
    Karen: I need this because my children MIGHT get coronavirus

  • @Phantom.Gaming64
    @Phantom.Gaming64 Год назад

    That sentence from Karen perfectly describes what being a Karen means. "Other people do not matter." So she admitted that she does not give a damn about anyone but herself.

  • @RainyDayDance
    @RainyDayDance 4 года назад +2

    I can't watch entitled parents videos without pausing the video and letting out a giant: OH MY GOOOOODDDDD!

  • @cosmoreed3461
    @cosmoreed3461 4 года назад +3

    Since when do parents care about their children? When I was 14, my parents would lock me out of the house when I spilled water on the floor.

  • @vaxrazr1778
    @vaxrazr1778 4 года назад +3

    "I have corona, time to shop!"
    *Thank you to those who's name is not karen and are staying home*

  • @jadenmartinez323
    @jadenmartinez323 4 года назад +4

    Karen logic: if you have the virus, you can go outside.
    Yeah, this is small brain time

  • @annawarriorgacha
    @annawarriorgacha 2 года назад +2

    I don’t blame the first Karen, it’s strange to see someone behind your house, but once you identified yourself she should have left it at that

  • @aidengray3998
    @aidengray3998 4 года назад +2

    14:33 "The middle of the outbreak" How naive.

  • @GreatTheCatLover
    @GreatTheCatLover 4 года назад +25

    WHAT THE HELL I REFRESHED FOR 10 MINUTES JUST FOR IT TO SHOW UP SAYING 2 MINUTES AGO

    • @That_One_Trombone_Baritone_Guy
      @That_One_Trombone_Baritone_Guy 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      GreatTehCatLover soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @sadhlife
      @sadhlife 4 года назад +2

      @@revengeprod.4528 heck off

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Tushar Sadhwani why u being a prick g

    • @timhurl1514
      @timhurl1514 4 года назад +1

      Revenge Prod. Because you have been spamming that link in every single comment. So stop. Please

  • @ksis1749
    @ksis1749 4 года назад +17

    Normal People : “I hope they find the cure for the Coronavius”
    EMs: *_DoTerra Essential Oils aRe aLllL mY kIDs nEEd tO fIghT thIS cOroNAvIRus_*

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад +1

      • Kezeseke • soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

    • @Aviation-kj2bz
      @Aviation-kj2bz 4 года назад +1

      Revenge Prod. Why does that have any relevance? it is a song.

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад +1

      Garfield Mii yea it is

    • @Aviation-kj2bz
      @Aviation-kj2bz 4 года назад +1

      Revenge Prod. Ain’t gonna lie it’s pretty lit

    • @ksis1749
      @ksis1749 4 года назад +1

      Revenge Prod. Damn the songs pretty lit

  • @elliotwarren1090
    @elliotwarren1090 4 года назад +10

    I hope that person in the last story entirely sanitized everything they brought home and everything they were wearing and themselves as soon as they got home, and I hope that Karen got arrested because she’s literally ignoring the fact that she could literally kill someone by being out in public with the virus.

    • @rizon72
      @rizon72 2 года назад

      Oh please stop this stupidity. There are things all around us that can kill us even without covid. Hell, I got staff from someone who didn't stay home 6 years ago that almost killed me, and almost paralyzed me. Its this fearmongering which isn't allowing us to move on from covid.

  • @androidaxolotl8311
    @androidaxolotl8311 3 года назад +1

    "Wait, you have COVID?
    EM: "No. WE have COVID."
    *soviet anthem starts playing*

  • @user666crazyman
    @user666crazyman 3 года назад

    Listening to him saying "pipoca queImada" was probably the best example of english speakers pronounciating portuguese words I ever heard XD

  • @simplysim1346
    @simplysim1346 4 года назад +7

    And this is why we have viruses

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Gacha Rainbow soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

  • @brandnewontheinternet9024
    @brandnewontheinternet9024 4 года назад +4

    God it makes me angry when i hear the "I'm a single mom" excuse

  • @professionalghost138
    @professionalghost138 4 года назад +7

    Last time I was this early Karen was still married.

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      dodgy big man soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

  • @Sofiaaaa104
    @Sofiaaaa104 3 года назад +1

    14:27
    Not wanting to make fun of anyone but him pronouncing "pipoca-queimada" (Portuguese/Spanish words) was kinda funny

  • @5Demona5
    @5Demona5 2 года назад +1

    The Karen and pain killers story
    I would've looooooved to have been behind Karen at the checkout line, witnessing her confusion and then seeing the exact moment her stomach drops as she sees OP.
    The last Karen was straight up insane.

  • @dag_spartan1635
    @dag_spartan1635 4 года назад +11

    Hey im so early last time i was this early jojo siwa had a hairline

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 4 года назад +2

      20 years ago?

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      DAG_ SPARTAN16 soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

  • @axel_studio6393
    @axel_studio6393 4 года назад +14

    Why dose this remind me of that news story of that Asian woman who threatened to cough on somebody if they called the police 🤔

    • @amygoodman8417
      @amygoodman8417 4 года назад

      They probably did and there she went, enjoying jail time. Happy ending.

    • @revengeprod.4528
      @revengeprod.4528 4 года назад

      Kid News soundcloud.com/user-3909721/yvngvdz-lonely-1

  • @HardImpactInc
    @HardImpactInc 4 года назад +7

    Notification Squad rise up!

    • @HardImpactInc
      @HardImpactInc 4 года назад

      Paxton Sievert soon comrade. We just wait for the ancient prophesy to e fulfilled first.

  • @ZachNordberg
    @ZachNordberg 4 года назад +2

    The painkiller one is a crossover of entitled parents and pro Revenge

  • @SuperScarface83
    @SuperScarface83 4 года назад

    The ending of that Painkillers story was so satisfying. For some reason, the Entitle Parent stories that really get my blood pumping are when they use their kids to steal stuff. That's just so messed up.