r/Tifu Did I Turn My Kids Into Entitled Brats

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @rSlash
    @rSlash  5 лет назад +972

    "Today I F'd Up by not liking an rSlash video"
    ⬆ Don't be this person ⬆

  • @SoPsyched
    @SoPsyched 5 лет назад +184

    I am fluent in Austrian sign, and trust me: if someone just threw some random "gang signs" I would call them out on it. You can't fake understanding sign language... If she kept signing to him and he just nodded and smiled along, she is definitely just playing with him and waiting for his explanation...

  • @greatshax68
    @greatshax68 5 лет назад +1496

    When they started screaming "our switch", my mind screamed "OH NO!!!"

    • @0Onyx13
      @0Onyx13 5 лет назад +161

      I didn't realize at all and when it was revealed I burst into such a loud laughter I think I broke my bf's eardrum 😂

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 5 лет назад +29

      @@0Onyx13 you are terrible my rection was
      *Ho Lee Shet*
      -I will now stop watching this video-

    • @fenriswolfo
      @fenriswolfo 5 лет назад +24

      I got it immediately and would have laughed
      If I wasn't sneezing from allergies

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 5 лет назад +21

      The following day his 3 year old asked him what Big Ben was - "it's'a bell son"
      "a what?
      "a bell son"
      "a what?"
      "a bell son"

    • @FH4Player6397
      @FH4Player6397 5 лет назад +1

      That's me pretty much. "Fuck!!!!" Me 2019

  • @LordSandwichII
    @LordSandwichII 5 лет назад +353

    Stacy knows he's lying. If her brother uses sign language, there's a good chance she knows it too. That means that when he threw up the fake signs, she would have known immediately. Also she signed at him, which means that she knows some sign language.
    I think she is trying to get him to talk to the brother to humiliate him, and teach him a lesson about lying.

    • @midorimashintaro7679
      @midorimashintaro7679 5 лет назад +8

      Well that turned things DARK. :)

    • @midorimashintaro7679
      @midorimashintaro7679 5 лет назад +1

      @@jameslegendre9992 true true. That's why I also said the theory went a bit dark. Coz poor soul was drunk n taking what drunk person says to heart is... Umm, naive. LOL

    • @codyjohnson6427
      @codyjohnson6427 4 года назад +6

      Lol I was thinking the same. Except, what if there was no younger brother and she just knew sign language from school?

    • @molly.dog8brooke792
      @molly.dog8brooke792 4 года назад +20

      James Legendre
      That’s like saying “Oh, they were drunk so they aren’t guilty of murdering that family of 4”
      Being drunk drunk doesn’t and shouldn’t excuse you from your actions or words. If you can’t handle yourself, don’t drink as much.

    • @TheHQZombie
      @TheHQZombie 4 года назад +7

      @@jameslegendre9992 imagine defending an alcoholic

  • @itsmoggintime
    @itsmoggintime 5 лет назад +677

    Redditor: "I made a video/recording-"
    rSlash: *_"I WILL PAY YOU FOR THAT"_*

  • @CarbonKnights
    @CarbonKnights 5 лет назад +356

    "Don't sweat it"
    No need to pile on the poor guy rSlash lol

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 5 лет назад +294

    That drunk dude needs a different way of dealing with anxiety...

    • @robbieberg9452
      @robbieberg9452 5 лет назад +11

      ya he will never find someone that way

    • @kyleecreates1670
      @kyleecreates1670 4 года назад +5

      Gamingダミアン Ok there’s no need to be so rude to them

    • @roxtherock2071
      @roxtherock2071 3 года назад +4

      @Gamingダミアン while responding to a comment from 1 year ago...

    • @mrbrisingr1995
      @mrbrisingr1995 3 года назад

      lmfao

    • @5AMUR-41
      @5AMUR-41 3 года назад +1

      Wrong, he needs to keep drinking

  • @harpoonlobotomy
    @harpoonlobotomy 5 лет назад +575

    "I can't begin to count the amount of times I've been told to quieten down when drunk". That sounds like a you problem, dude.

    • @Nikagor
      @Nikagor 5 лет назад +44

      Yeah it always amazes me "I know I'm an asshole when I'm drunk, so I drink as much as I can anyway" similar to people who cheat on their So in such a way.

    • @mct1143
      @mct1143 5 лет назад +13

      Nikagor I mean he may not be an asshole,
      Just loud. When I drink I motor mouth and have talked my friends into a coma for 4 hours straight without realising. I do this a lot so I get told to shut up a lot, I get a bit upset drunk but a part from that it’s fine lmao.

    • @myopinion69420
      @myopinion69420 4 года назад +8

      @@Nikagor whats worse is when they know its a specific type of alcohol that sets the off (like whisky for some) and they drink it anyway.

    • @honeybunz1931
      @honeybunz1931 4 года назад +4

      @@mct1143 hes def an asshole. hes continuing to lie and trying to cover his tracks

    • @mer200
      @mer200 4 года назад +3

      I am like: just don't get drunk or get less drunk, but most of the time people think I am an asshole for saying that.
      Just a tip: you aren't social for other people when you are loud and drunk, you are probably just annoying as hell 😂.

  • @candidclock427_4
    @candidclock427_4 5 лет назад +338

    Nobody:
    *Rslash when someone records something* SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

    • @adifferentuser6107
      @adifferentuser6107 4 года назад +3

      I have a cold and that comment made me laugh so hard I am pretty sure I laughed and coughed so loud everyone in the house is now wide awake

    • @q_7445
      @q_7445 4 года назад

      I hate it when he does that.

  • @justafurrywithinternet317
    @justafurrywithinternet317 5 лет назад +414

    It sounds like u were all shouting Aushw-
    _Ho lee shet_

    • @tacticianmatt3791
      @tacticianmatt3791 5 лет назад +2

      Jojo reference?

    • @Duckybacca
      @Duckybacca 5 лет назад +1

      @@tacticianmatt3791 i hope it is

    • @laramie8052
      @laramie8052 5 лет назад +1

      a kid wore a shirt to school today that said “ho lee shet” and they made him cover shet with tape

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 5 лет назад

      @@tacticianmatt3791 no just memes

    • @JohnnyTromboner
      @JohnnyTromboner 5 лет назад +1

      @@laramie8052 mine says "I know Jack Schidtt"

  • @Mona-kg6hy
    @Mona-kg6hy 5 лет назад +209

    Redditor: "i took a vid-"
    rSlash: "OP I WOULD PAY YOU FOR THAT VIDEO"

    • @glitchglue3900
      @glitchglue3900 5 лет назад +4

      Aurora Orzo
      Unless I’m wrong he hasn’t actually got a video back yet

    • @ME-tz5fq
      @ME-tz5fq 5 лет назад

      There`s no video because the story is pure BS!!

    • @Mona-kg6hy
      @Mona-kg6hy 5 лет назад

      @@glitchglue3900 ikr, he's said it so many times but has yet to post any. He should probably just PM the redditor (he always has their username so he knows who they are, unless it was deleted or changed since) instead of saying it every single time someone mentions a video lmao

  • @DaveHale
    @DaveHale 5 лет назад +420

    "so don't sweat it"
    I see what you did there

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 лет назад +17

      Honestly I feel like it was kinda mean for him to make that joke...

    • @bethanntyler1
      @bethanntyler1 5 лет назад +8

      I was wondering if it was an intention joke or an accident

    • @nordby9453
      @nordby9453 5 лет назад +3

      @@bethanntyler1 Im giving rSlash the benefit of doubt, and believe it was unintentional.
      A bit because of the tone of his voice.

    • @jayamarillo628
      @jayamarillo628 5 лет назад +1

      Nordby 9 idk, he makes jokes like that all the time, and that story was all about sweat

    • @haaly7245
      @haaly7245 5 лет назад +1

      Nearly spat out my coffee at that xD

  • @uncleiroh6868
    @uncleiroh6868 5 лет назад +237

    The apocalypse guy reminds me of those two brothers that told their sister that there was a zombie apocalypses after she got her wisdom teeth out.

    • @outformunch8490
      @outformunch8490 5 лет назад +11

      I loved that she wanted to rescue her pets!

    • @jessicajennings9148
      @jessicajennings9148 5 лет назад +6

      Mamacube & Maddiecube Just the cat. According to her, the dog was the worst.

    • @reshiman981
      @reshiman981 5 лет назад

      Do u have a link to the video

    • @uncleiroh6868
      @uncleiroh6868 5 лет назад +2

      Reshi man ruclips.net/video/AXFhTXSLjco/видео.html

    • @quixotic_one
      @quixotic_one 5 лет назад +1

      Kind of reminded me of Derren Brown's apocalypse experiment.

  • @Jennifer-jt9cb
    @Jennifer-jt9cb 5 лет назад +102

    the brothers that sneaked the cookies can just skip kindergarten and go straight to law school.

    • @officerahmo
      @officerahmo 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @Ayaforshort
      @Ayaforshort Год назад

      Or prison, sounds like they're trying to plan heists.

  • @kendraa7013
    @kendraa7013 5 лет назад +61

    "In programing, that means 'end'." Ohhhh noo dude, why would you ever think that was a good thing to say........

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 3 года назад +2

      He is passionate about his job.

    • @yasmin7903
      @yasmin7903 2 года назад +2

      Sometimes things sound good inside your head and AFTER you say them you realize that they have another horrible meaning.

  • @bizdaretz8679
    @bizdaretz8679 5 лет назад +59

    "It's not an F-Up to grieve someone you've lost... so... don't... sweat it...."
    WAS THAT ON PURPOSE? :O
    I can't even tell

    • @bizdaretz8679
      @bizdaretz8679 5 лет назад

      @bis225 Ah but what if I was? How would you kNOW? You could never be 100% sure. Afterall on the internet nobody knows you're a Tentacruel

  • @ARitzCracker
    @ARitzCracker 5 лет назад +140

    alright, here's more free engagement for you:
    ; means _end of statement_ it doesn't necessarily mean the end of a program. It's just the end of one small part for a much larger program. _it could have still been more poetic_

    • @GGysar
      @GGysar 5 лет назад +6

      I mean... He fucked up even more since yes the semicolon marks the end of a statement in languages like java or C but it doesn't even exist in python or pseudocode sooooooo yeah it really doesn't mean end in programing xD

    • @doctorpc1531
      @doctorpc1531 4 года назад +3

      Exactly!
      You could say that it marks the end of the darkness in her life, after which a new line starts.

    • @amberlance3221
      @amberlance3221 4 года назад +2

      He clearly wasn't thinking when he said it.. but it was like subtly saying "end it" - the remainder of that date was probably short and awkward.

  • @howeslife2718
    @howeslife2718 5 лет назад +150

    The lady probably knows you don't know sign language, and is seeing how long you'll spin your lie

    • @ashv9565
      @ashv9565 5 лет назад +34

      For real. If he threw up "fake signs" it probably would've been obvious. I hope she was signing, "You are a dumbass."

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад +22

      Almost certain she knows. I really want to know what happened next

    • @connorwelcher
      @connorwelcher 5 лет назад +8

      Naw, she was just wondering why he wanted to burn anti vaxx babies

    • @arachnesakura9375
      @arachnesakura9375 5 лет назад +23

      considering she told him her brother is an active signer the fake signs he did would have been blatantly obvious. i bet anything that yeah shes messing with him at this point. because why else be that pushy to introduce a guy to your brother that you've seemingly met only once before at best.
      (if he knew her already hed known she has a brother at minimum or she'd be aware of his actual job if he has one)

  • @justat1149
    @justat1149 5 лет назад +159

    As soon as I saw “I fell in love with my own smell,” I noped out

  • @kenziemalling9697
    @kenziemalling9697 5 лет назад +80

    I think that last story was about my friend. She went on a date with this one dude, a couple years ago. She kinda liked him, and decided to give him a chance. When she was 18 she was having a lot of issues with depression and suicidal thoughts, but got thrpugh a lot of it with therapy
    Anyway, she went on the date and eventually got comfortable enpugh to talk about her suicidal depression, and how she was happy she'd made it that far. And proceeded to show the semicolon tattoo on the inside of her left wrist, talking about what it meant to her and how she would one day have the semicolon turned into a "j" for just breathe
    To this day we still get a chuckle about the guy's smarta** computer programming thought. But she never went out with him again

    • @stookinthemiddle
      @stookinthemiddle 5 лет назад +14

      I'm willing to bet there are several smart ass computer programmers out there who would have that response. Thing is to date the ones who may think it but DON'T say it out loud :)

    • @avi8365
      @avi8365 5 лет назад +2

      @@stookinthemiddle I thought of that but wouldn't say that not all of us are the same

    • @stookinthemiddle
      @stookinthemiddle 5 лет назад +2

      @@avi8365 I know, I've dated a lovely programmer before :)

    • @renschuon4992
      @renschuon4992 5 лет назад +11

      I’m a new programmer. I’ve only ever coded in c and C++ so far. So to me ; means end of a statement, end of one task, end of one thing, not the end of everything

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 2 года назад +1

      Wow, what a coincidence!

  • @Keanine
    @Keanine 5 лет назад +17

    The dad story really put a smile on my face, he's put himself in for a world of chaos now!

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ 5 лет назад +48

    10:45 I know what to do. Tell her you're learning sign language for her because you messed up in a stupor.

  • @TeaIngyer
    @TeaIngyer 5 лет назад +55

    The lying drunk... He should really just say
    "I'm sorry I embarrassed you, and made such an ass of myself on our last date. I got drunk because I was very nervous, and lied about being able to do sign language because it hurt a bit when you said I was too loud. That's not an excuse to lie, and act like that. I should have been more honest with you, I'm very sorry"
    You know, come clean about how he's feeling. If she's turned away from him being able to admit his mistakes, she's not a keeper.

  • @Sunny_psyche
    @Sunny_psyche 5 лет назад +84

    I was starting to get worried that something happened. Later upload than usual, glad everything is okay!!
    _best karen voice_
    I could sue you for making me worry about you!

  • @krisscalamari
    @krisscalamari 5 лет назад +71

    Man you got me with “don’t sweat it”, you kno that laugh where you try to hold it in but it escapes in the form of a raspberry?
    Well that happened with a very delightful spray......all over my subway food line.....

    • @adazpadaz3611
      @adazpadaz3611 5 лет назад

      naquan grant oof

    • @krisscalamari
      @krisscalamari 5 лет назад

      Adam Parry I subscribed for moments like that

    • @adazpadaz3611
      @adazpadaz3611 5 лет назад

      naquan grant you should all ready have been subbed to the best RUclipsr I’m ashamed

    • @krisscalamari
      @krisscalamari 5 лет назад

      Adam Parry lol I’ve been subscribed for months tho

    • @adazpadaz3611
      @adazpadaz3611 5 лет назад

      naquan grant oh okay 😂

  • @Nylak-Otter
    @Nylak-Otter 5 лет назад +13

    Ha, I get the feeling of the pillow dude. When my girlfriend leaves town I make her leave me one of her worn shirts and use it as a cover for one of my pillows.
    Whenever I come home from work and my dog is snuggled up with a plush toy of mine that smells like me, I'm too complimented to be mad. Smell is a wonderful sense.
    Sorry for his loss.

  • @melissajunebrown793
    @melissajunebrown793 5 лет назад +29

    Refreshing my RUclips every minute waiting for the rslash video to post

  • @kodekristian
    @kodekristian 5 лет назад +5

    About the last one, he could have easily saved it. Semicolon is the programming equivalent to using a period to mark the end of your sentence; it refers to the end of an individual command line, not necessarily the program in its entirety.
    When the silence became clear, he could have clarified that even bad times eventually come to an end, but there could still be many good times ahead.

  • @Tattikanava
    @Tattikanava 5 лет назад +11

    Programmer here: the semicolon just ends an individual instruction so the next one can begin. It doesn't end the program and the semicolon still has the same meaning.

  • @Sol-kd9ml
    @Sol-kd9ml 5 лет назад +121

    Damn guys, y’all haven’t even seen the whole video 😂

  • @sagnik2693
    @sagnik2693 5 лет назад +30

    Good thing that it was Austria and not Poland

  • @travisgotts1544
    @travisgotts1544 5 лет назад +10

    Today my kids switched from Chaotic Evil to Lawful Evil😂😂😂 omg that got me

  • @thasneemrizvi
    @thasneemrizvi 5 лет назад +7

    Damn the world ending guy's mom must have NO sense of humour cause that was amazing

  • @Angermations
    @Angermations 4 года назад +1

    "Don't SWEAT it" Damn, you are savage.

  • @Em-qo9qp
    @Em-qo9qp 5 лет назад +10

    I'm crying at the guy pretending to know sign language 😭😂😂😂

  • @flamiaminu5536
    @flamiaminu5536 5 лет назад +6

    "Don't sweat it"
    DUDE, TOO SOON

    • @fishHater
      @fishHater 5 лет назад

      Hahahhahahahhahahahahhahaha

  • @toriewilson2533
    @toriewilson2533 5 лет назад +79

    When your boyfriend breaks up with you but instead of crying you just go watch R/Slash! 🖤❤🖤❤

    • @ginihall1234
      @ginihall1234 5 лет назад +8

      Torie Wilson fuck him and it’s temporary, but I’ll know you’ll rise from this.

    • @thecelestialstarship
      @thecelestialstarship 5 лет назад +6

      I'm sure you'll get over it soon and hopefully be able to laugh about it! Don't worry :D and hope it gets better

    • @toba6919
      @toba6919 5 лет назад +4

      F

    • @Farhaan12439
      @Farhaan12439 5 лет назад +3

      Rip

    • @smul5470
      @smul5470 5 лет назад +8

      3rd grade "love"

  • @yasmin7903
    @yasmin7903 2 года назад +1

    The last one made me both laugh and say "ouch!"

  • @dwaynethewokjohnson6646
    @dwaynethewokjohnson6646 5 лет назад +27

    rSlash, what the hell? My kids just got a B for his exam, give him your channel RIGHT NOW!

    • @ezmoney5041
      @ezmoney5041 5 лет назад +4

      AmateurOtaku Gaming nah my dog just took a dump on my floor give me the channel your about to get AND 10,000 bucks for the cleaning of my carpet and some snacks for the year.

    • @ezmoney5041
      @ezmoney5041 5 лет назад +2

      I demand it. SO GIVE ME IT NOW

    • @limiv5272
      @limiv5272 5 лет назад

      Your kid only got a B?? Pathetic. He should give his channel to MY straight A kid

  • @BlackieLeone
    @BlackieLeone 4 года назад +1

    OK, I am a regular watcher of rSlash and there are many stories that are funny when I smile a lot or laugh a bit but the story of those brothers and their promise of convincing the other the world had ended when one of them is ever in a hospital had me cracked up. I even had to pause the video after more and more he told of the consequences about his father and the family vacation. That was purely hilarious!

  • @sourisvoleur4854
    @sourisvoleur4854 3 года назад +3

    My wife and I lived in dread fear that our kids would learn to cooperate like that. They never did, at least as kids. They get along better now as adults.

  • @danmoar94
    @danmoar94 5 лет назад +3

    That "don't sweat it" line oof rslash, that was cold

  • @silverflight01
    @silverflight01 3 года назад

    I love stories where people f up while either drunk or tripping, because it makes the story 10x funnier

  • @DOOMGROOM
    @DOOMGROOM 5 лет назад +5

    Thanks for the videos Slash

  • @lolabigcups7121
    @lolabigcups7121 4 года назад +1

    Oh dad. As a mother of 4 boys I can tell you teaching them to work together is both a blessing and a curse. To this day my kids will not tell on each other and they actively help each other get away with things.

  • @patrickshields6954
    @patrickshields6954 5 лет назад +14

    OP ends up absorbing his girlfriend's soul and now smells like her.

  • @flyguyphil7247
    @flyguyphil7247 5 лет назад +1

    Nice pun rslash, telling the pillow guy to not sweat it.

  • @davidjacobs7465
    @davidjacobs7465 5 лет назад +8

    The 4 and 5 year old remind me of me. Only difference is I had to do it alone because I have no siblings. I needed to use patience for an opportunity to open because I couldn't distract my parent(s) and be by the snack cabinet at the same time.

    • @NyttAura
      @NyttAura 5 лет назад

      Same. I remember being pretty good at it where just using misdirection was enough to take things in plan sight. My mom was somewhat easily distracted and unobservant so that helped a lot.

  • @onemllnonetoone
    @onemllnonetoone 5 лет назад +5

    I'm banking on drunk guy's date seeing through his volunteering/sign language bluff and making him sweat it for as long as possible.

  • @lucykitsune4619
    @lucykitsune4619 5 лет назад +5

    First and last stories I was like "Omg no Jimmy, don't do it!"

  • @spaceaidsman4535
    @spaceaidsman4535 5 лет назад +33

    “TIFU
    I told my date I know sign language(don’t actually know sign language) and know she wants me to meet her younger brother”
    Me:simple you slowly become fluent in sign language and never tell them hopefully it works

    • @backonlazer791
      @backonlazer791 5 лет назад +2

      He did mention he had been trying with no succes, though...

    • @MsTemptation
      @MsTemptation 5 лет назад +5

      Or he could just tell the truth. It's interesting how liars want to help other drunken liars.

  • @possumguts
    @possumguts 5 лет назад +8

    "i don't have the balls to tell her"
    you had the balls to lie to her face just because you were upset she asked you not to shout in a public place but you don't have the balls to be honest?
    don't date.

  • @Fallenfromgrace1990
    @Fallenfromgrace1990 5 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂 The apocalypse one had me rolling just because my siblings and I would do the exact same thing. 😂😂😂 We are assholes to one another. 😋

  • @DuckTapeWarrior1
    @DuckTapeWarrior1 5 лет назад

    Thank you for your videos. I listen to them as I’m walking to class in the morning. I look forward to in every morning.

  • @CrudeAndUnusual
    @CrudeAndUnusual 5 лет назад +13

    "its not an f up to
    grieve someone you lost"
    "dont SWEAT it" was that intentional

    • @SupremeCommanderBaiser
      @SupremeCommanderBaiser 3 года назад

      Its 100% scripted. So... yes.

    • @CrudeAndUnusual
      @CrudeAndUnusual 3 года назад

      @@SupremeCommanderBaiser damn bro i commented this a year ago why did you wait until now lol

  • @slrdarien
    @slrdarien Год назад

    The follow up on the drunk guy is really good, a year later he was not only with her, but admited to his drinking problem.

  • @Dovaah
    @Dovaah 4 года назад +3

    "I'm a bit loud at the best of times, but after a few beers, I become a human foghorn. I can't begin to say how many times friends have told drunk me to quiet down"
    Then why the hell would you slam down half the bar's stock on your date?! You got what came to you, dude. If you wanna pretend to be responsible by going on a 'serious' date, don't get yourself absolutely smashed.

  • @CyberAceSorrel
    @CyberAceSorrel 5 лет назад +4

    As soon as they said the first 'our switch' I knew it was going to be a bad one

  • @Joe-rz3fd
    @Joe-rz3fd 5 лет назад +2

    9:20 I don't have to know OP to know how ridiculous that sounds. If the children are deaf, they can't hear you no matter how loud you speak.

    • @Esperologist
      @Esperologist 5 лет назад +4

      Depends on how deaf... they can be completely deaf (no sound), near completely deaf (they can hear that there is sound), or clinically deaf (if the pronunciation is clean and loud enough then they might make out words - or super expensive hearing aids).
      The same applies for blind... complete (no sight), near complete (maybe silhouettes, or vague impressions), or clinically blind (can see to some extent, perhaps with limited range, severe lack of details, or only partial images).
      Think of it like looking at lights through a windshield in heavy rain... and the wipers off. Sure, you can see (or hear - this is a metaphor), but attempting to drive is a terrible idea. Kind of possible.... but be more trouble than it is help.

  • @LordSandwichII
    @LordSandwichII 4 года назад +4

    "In programming it means end." doesn't, it mean "end of line", not "end of entire program"?

  • @athenagreen5390
    @athenagreen5390 5 лет назад +1

    I felt that first and last one... major oofs.

  • @tigermillie7603
    @tigermillie7603 5 лет назад +63

    How dare you post this video before I woke up I got here 2 minutes late because of YOU! I deserve a shoutout for this disgraceful act! Humf

    • @CyberAceSorrel
      @CyberAceSorrel 5 лет назад +1

      You deserve a shoutout for that warriors username

    • @tigermillie7603
      @tigermillie7603 5 лет назад

      I made this username when I started playing Animal Jam sooooooooooo it made sense then

    • @ardentskies
      @ardentskies 5 лет назад

      Silverstream you dont wake up, you're dead.

  • @nate4703
    @nate4703 5 лет назад +3

    OP should say he knows very simple words in sign language and that he teaches the oral method.

  • @philbutler98
    @philbutler98 5 лет назад +2

    So Stacy's mom isn't the only one who's got it going on

  • @lamchops5416
    @lamchops5416 3 года назад +1

    Anything: exists
    Rslash: so basically I have a RUclips channel

  • @bostonrailfan2427
    @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад

    the two boys working together for cookies is something that i’ve seen personally…my niece and nephew did type as little kids, distracting you while the other grabbed a toy or snack then switching off

  • @idalehmann4874
    @idalehmann4874 3 года назад

    That practical joke the world has ended. LMAO...I haven't stopped laughing.

  • @picallo1
    @picallo1 5 лет назад

    14:12 Solid D&D reference!!!! Bravo!!

  • @archerhitthetarget
    @archerhitthetarget 4 года назад

    She sure as hell knows that the dude can’t sign. xD
    She’s just trying to catch him in the lie.

  • @TheRiRiRiverest1
    @TheRiRiRiverest1 2 года назад +1

    6:00 I'm dying at this

  • @hualni
    @hualni 5 лет назад +9

    If there is anything these videos have taught us, it's that lyingis a fool's errand. Also, stop drinking alcohol.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад +3

    in the first story, the Austrians were sitting there thinking "Ist es Zeit? IST ES ENDLICH ZEIT?!"

    • @Carson-vo2jk
      @Carson-vo2jk 5 лет назад

      What does that mean in english

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 5 лет назад

      @@Carson-vo2jk is it time?
      IS IT FINALLY TIME?!

    • @Carson-vo2jk
      @Carson-vo2jk 5 лет назад +1

      Oh lmao

  • @doobsthegr8
    @doobsthegr8 5 лет назад

    That first one.......gave me a good belly laugh. You sit have gained another like.

  • @Azuraion
    @Azuraion 5 лет назад +2

    Yesss! My daily dose of rSlash, just before bed time here in the land down under, good ol' true-blue Australia.
    Keep up with the awesome content, dude!
    Also, puppybloopers is so cute, as is Yugo! Maybe one day our puppers may meet, and can make a Yugo and Sif meetup video! He constantly looks at the TV, then will either bark, or try to talk back when he hears it. He also gets concerned, if he thinks he has to do a help, or protect the home! If hears sirens, he could be asleep to the max, but just jumps up and starts full on imitation of them until he's certain they're gone! Like it's so cute!

    • @bookapillar
      @bookapillar 5 лет назад

      So wholesome....much cuteness

  • @donflame_ttv2640
    @donflame_ttv2640 5 лет назад +24

    Me: Stop my EA
    rSlash: I'll stop her with Reddit and memes

  • @TheBartExperience
    @TheBartExperience 5 лет назад

    rSlash, your voice is so soothing I want you to be the person who reads out my will after I die.

  • @TALKINGtac0
    @TALKINGtac0 5 лет назад +1

    RSlash today you f'd up by accidentally making a terribly timed pun. After the story where op makes the pillow sweaty and then loves the smell you console him, and finish with "Don't sweat it."

  • @MrsShocoTaco
    @MrsShocoTaco 5 лет назад +1

    To the dude in the last story, you dodged a bullet. Never EVER go on a second date with a chick who made a point of bringing up her past depression, suicidal tendencies & her "triumphant" recovery on the first date... you'd be doling out max attention throughout the entire one sided relationship.
    Any chick who was honestly depressed and suffered through it, would never advertise it for self gain. Know that.

  • @ericainspace
    @ericainspace 5 лет назад +4

    Oh man. Stacey's new beau really needs to cram in some more ASL fast. Lol.

    • @NyttAura
      @NyttAura 5 лет назад +1

      Or...just fess up. lol. She may be disappointed but I would rather be honest than get in too deep with that lie.

    • @ericainspace
      @ericainspace 5 лет назад

      @@NyttAura Yeah, that too. XD

  • @annaedwards1363
    @annaedwards1363 4 года назад

    When you said don’t sweat it, I lost it

  • @sheetsd21
    @sheetsd21 5 лет назад

    I suggest your podcast to any one who I know looking for podcast suggestions!! I’m not a huge fan of podcast (to long normally for me gotta have a shorter thing to keep my attention) but I love your videos!!

  • @yeoldebookshoppe4345
    @yeoldebookshoppe4345 4 года назад

    The story about the two kids would make a great origin story

  • @localcaitortot
    @localcaitortot 5 лет назад +1

    Spent two years learning ASL to become an educator. Fake Sign is so easy to spot, it's ridiculous. (Ignorant) hearing folks don't think of Sign as having any consistency or patterns and tend to just flap around when trying to "imitate" it. Stacey for sure knows this guy was just being an asshole and is going to put him in an awful social spot on purpose. More power to her.

  • @lemonhead5432
    @lemonhead5432 5 лет назад

    "OP, it's not an F-up to grieve someone you've lost, so don't sweat it." Ha! Oh, my gosh.

  • @LouDuLappe
    @LouDuLappe 4 года назад

    The Story with the Kids is wholesome xD

  • @gmenos6252
    @gmenos6252 4 года назад +1

    Rslash: it's not a f up to grieve someone you lost
    Me: awww
    Rslash: don't sweat it
    Me: dude....

  • @SrAlexGaming
    @SrAlexGaming 5 лет назад +3

    I'm just saying ";" in programming doesn't mean end. Technically it means a new line, Its why you can technically write a C++ Program all on one line!

  • @sarahpursley719
    @sarahpursley719 5 лет назад

    The story with the two little boys who had the oreos was hilarious.

  • @getzo5340
    @getzo5340 5 лет назад

    The dude who said he knew sign language could've just acted surprised to not understand the girl's younger brother, and "drawn the conclusion" that the kids he's working with has been teaching him gibberish. "Argh, those darn kids, ha...ha..." That's how I'd save it.

  • @HisRarity
    @HisRarity 5 лет назад

    I laughed so hard at the pinky and the brain story xD

  • @becca.harbour
    @becca.harbour 5 лет назад

    Omg, those kids are savage XD

  • @eddierabinovich779
    @eddierabinovich779 2 года назад

    The dad who fucked up at the end:
    *mission failed successfully*

  • @DawnFire05
    @DawnFire05 5 лет назад +1

    I've got a story about unknowingly loving your own smell.
    I've always had a sheepskin ever since I was a tiny kid that I slept with, and even though it's not the same one I still sleep with it.
    Well anyway, I would take him with me anywhere I'd be spending the night. My favorite thing to do with it is to smell it, the smell accompanied with the feel of the wool is very comforting. I thought the smell of my sheepskin was the greatest smell in the world.
    Well, I brought him to my friends house one night and was just talking about how it has the best smell and had her smell it and she just looked at me like I was crazy.
    It wasn't until years later was I cuddling with my blanket and realized it smelled awfully like my sheepskin. Then it hit me. The smell I love so much in my sheepskin is my own smell.
    Granted, it has a tendency to very easily pick up smells, and will make them smell not so bad. But regardless, my favorite smell I'd been cuddling with is my own smell.

  • @TraceguyRune
    @TraceguyRune 4 года назад

    1:37, no. You shouted Our Switch.

  • @doomfry680
    @doomfry680 4 года назад

    "Op there is no f up in grieving. Don't *SWEAT IT* "

  • @hamzasultan96
    @hamzasultan96 4 года назад +1

    In the last story, when I heard the girl describe the meaning of her semicolon tat, I internally went "Oh no... you idiot, .. you didn't...". ... Yup, he did.

  • @henryhutson1204
    @henryhutson1204 4 года назад

    11:14 I can't believe his first response was to try and learn to sign

  • @MsTemptation
    @MsTemptation 5 лет назад

    The last one made me literally 😂.
    I know it's wrong, but it was funny to me.

  • @johnnyjoestar6478
    @johnnyjoestar6478 5 лет назад +27

    Rslash: "its not bad to grieve someone you love so DONT SWEAT IT"
    Dude
    Uncool

    • @TheGamingLegendsOfficial
      @TheGamingLegendsOfficial 4 года назад +2

      I dunno, sweat keeps one pretty cool as far as I've been concerned...

    • @bostonrailfan2427
      @bostonrailfan2427 3 года назад

      he doesn’t give a damn so long as people watch his videos

  • @MonkeyBscts
    @MonkeyBscts 5 лет назад +1

    as we all know the best way to talk to a deaf person is to TALK REALLY LOUD while also knowing sign language. don’t think that dude thought that through...