I also had a similar story in cashier line. It's almost closing time of the store, and people were in a rush to assist all of the customer in the cashier. And while I was in line, this dude behind me almost hits me with his cart, keeps tapping his foot, and looking at his watch. In which, I told him to be more careful and might get someone hurt. And in that sentence, he got mad, he told me that, "I don't care. My time is precious to be wasted with some low life." the cashier girl heard this, and when she's going to take my groceries, she makes it slow. Real slow. And when it's the dbag guy turns, she says, "I am sorry, but it is already closing time."
That's exactly what I thought... Umm... No, you didn't marry a sick woman, but you vowed to be with your wife "in sickness AND in health." You don't get to choose one... -_-
The brush story reminds me of one my grandma told me (nothing to do with pubes or nudity though thank god) My grandparents has these neighbors whom they invited over for dinner. They were pleasant enough but they took one invitation as an open invitation and would come over for dinner frequently. They were nice people in general so my grandparents didn't have to heart to tell them to stop. One day she invites them to stay over longer than usual and do stuff after dinner; they happily accept. After dinner my grandparents place all the dishes on the floor and let the dog lick them all clean, then put them back in the cupboards. The neighbour's never came back! (And yes they did wash them properly once the people left)
I’ve heard this story before. I think my dad told it to me, and later when i retold it to a friend, my friend laughed and said it was a story from Reader’s Digest. I really don’t know. Maybe everyone tried the same trick!
The first story reminded me about a dear friend's experience with his ex-wife. (This is nearly 18 years ago.) We were all at a big convention for an organization we were part of when he found out that his wife was cheating on him with her ex-husband. (She'd been accusing him of cheating for months, he wasn't. Projection much?) Well he'd bought her tickets to Peter Gabriel for her birthday, her favorite artist, but in the divorce some how the tickets ended up in one of the few pieces of furniture he kept. (He basicly signed away the house and most of the furniture to get away from her.) Our other friend (who she knew was married) couldn't go, so suggested he take me. (I have a serious baby face so even though I was in my mid-20s I looked to be barely out of high school.) We had a great time and he had someone at the concert take a picture of us. He sent her a copy with the note "Had a blast with your birthday concert tickets. Enjoy the house."
NO because if Karen has reddit than they'll (gender equality) find r/entitledparents and might feel remorse OR they would find vaxxhappened and THAT WOULD BE VERY DANGEROUS
My nephew died from Chron's when he was a teenager. Bloody horrible disease. Hopefully Douche remained a douche and had to go solo for the rest of his pathetic existence.
A good tip dude, when the new guidelines for RUclips come to, make sure to always set your video to (Not made for kids). That way, you don't need to lose 42k whenever you say a somewhat bad word and not losing 60 - 90 % of the add revenue. Edit: I was wrong if you label the video incorrectly, (if you say it's not kid-friendly when it is kid-friendly you still lose 42k) So remember to say a bad word in every video.
@@hanezutchins2786 So, I know my reply is a year late but, I’ve put in my channel description that my videos are specifically targeted at adults, I play mainly survial horror titles with swearing and gore and all that rated M shit, not to mention I myself admittedly swear a lot, and yet my videos have been incorrectly marked as “for kids” on several occasions and I’ve had to manually switch them over to “Not for Kids.” Because apparently if something looks even Slightly cartoonish (Little Nightmares) RUclips automatically assumes it’s meant for children 🤦♂️
I was married to a "douche". When my migraines got so bad I had to quit my job, he asked for a divorce. Before the divorce was even finalized, he was introducing his "new" girlfriend to his family. They had just spent 5 months on the other side of the US training for their new jobs, coworkers spending all their time together. They are married now with a kid. I'm destitute on disability, alone. Wish they all got the karma they deserved.
Karma doesn't exist, people who've snapped become karma. If you chose to wait for someone else to bring hell than that's all that'll happen- waiting as nothing happens. You want something done right do it yourself.
Rofl, I’m not gonna lie, I take my shoes off on the 8 hour flight from Sweden to US (I hate shoes and socks and refer to them as foot prisons) but if someone asked me to, I’d put them back on..
@@remig0ld_641 Incorrect, you use "an" when the beginning of the next word makes a vowel sound. "Two" starts with a consonant sound so "a two million view idea" is correct. Whereas it is "an hour", although hour starts with an H it makes a vowel sound so AN is used.
I know enough _about_ it to be thankful I have never actually _heard_ it. (I understand from older comments r/slash actually sings it in the video but I watch on mute and speed scroll.)
The same thing happened to me as the woman with Crohn's. Intestine got completely blocked leading to emergency surgery to save my life and a colostomy for life. Crohn's sucks but at least I'm alive. Thank you Westchester Medical Center, Valhalla, N.Y.
baby shark has power. When I was in your classic dorm setting we had these guys that liked to practice guitar at all hours and the RA wouldn't ever say shit to them. A good friend of mine lived in the room next to them and heard it ALL. She was getting really annoyed when trying to study one night at like 10pm (Quite hours) So I had an idea.... Me, my roommate, another girl, and the one who lived in the room ALL BLASTED baby shark with our laptop right next to the joining wall. They never played during quite hours again :3
Working cash desk, lady cuts line, I serve her and ask “Stacy (not real name) can you open register 2?” Would you believe that everything I needed to scan wouldn’t scan! Price checked every item. Funny that they don’t scan when you have a finger over the barcode. Her last product did scan however I still ha 22 on the register from entering the last barcode manually. Oops, need to call the manger to void off the other 21 bottles of wine... oh I was the manager!
8:37 I did something similar I was on a COTA mainstream bus where there was another passenger who blasted an old series of cartoon as I'm just trying to ignore him, I asked him politely to turn it down or invest in some headphones, and he just told me to F off. So I took my JBL speaker (not sponsored) and play pink guy's stfu. The driver was amused
It’s going to take me a bit longer to hit like on this one, just because you put that crappy ass shark song in my head right as I was falling asleep lol
My roommates and I have an agreement with the condiments: if you use the last, you replace it. Apparently, the replacing part doesn’t apply to everyone. One of my roommates ate my expensive jam (small batch, homemade Dutch jam; $6 for a half pint) and since neither will fess up to it, it won’t be replaced. This just means that my delicious baked goods won’t be for their consumption...’so sorry, but I’m taking all of those delicious pumpkin muffins into work.’
I had unknowingly moved in with a professional stoner/addict/alcoholic a few years ago...completely unsanitary, oblivious & disrespectful...all he cared about was partying, getting high & working on his “aspiring comedic career” while never having an actual steady job (I also had to put up with hearing the same jokes the entire 9 months I was there) & his stoner friends were the same. Since he never had $ for essentials-he was always using welfare $ for booze, weed and cigarettes-he would use MY good soap and other things that I always had stocked. Finally, close to my move-OUT day, I decided to pay back his disgusting disrespectful @$$ and dipped his toothbrush in the toilet and slid it along the rim after he’d let loose yet another terrible bowel movement(he never flushed). I also mixed hair/pubes from my shaver in his hair brush. Bonus fact: he was so high and broke all the time he never thought to keep enough tp and typically wiped with socks.
Hey rSlash, sent you an email. I absolutely love your videos and can’t believe how far you’ve come so fast. Keep on posting, and keep on giving. I’m leaving for Japan on Monday, and when I get back after two weeks I’m looking forward to watching all those videos :D
That is one of our favorite things to say among our group. "That sounds like a YOU problem." Or my favorite thing from one of my teachers. "That sounds like a personal problem."
When one of the op's wrote about taking revenge on a roommate using his toothpaste, deodorant & other items. I doubt this can done, BUT.... I pictured op finding a can of spray paint, and putting a fake label for spray on deodorant. Like I wrote, I doubt someone would be fooled by a can of spray paint.
@Lee Harrigan I wouldn’t try it even if you could fool them, tbh. One time, my art class was using spray paint outside, and since I was closest to the paper everyone was spraying at, I probably inhaled a bit of paint and glitter. By the end of the session (short and we stopped halfway to let it dry), I was feeling pretty dizzy and wheezing, even if nothing was sprayed in my direction. So no, please don’t do that. PS: sorry if you didn’t want the spiel, just wanted to share a story “=v=
@@tebthecat That's okay. The reason I'm figuring that a person wouldn't be fooled, because they would hear the ball bearing in a can of spray paint. But some how, if they didn't notice the sound, as soon as they seen the first bit of paint ... they'd stop spraying with the "WTF" thought.
Got woken up very early by my cat walking on me just to realize I have a sore throat, probably caught my boyfriend's cold :\ So, it could be better lol. Hope everyone is doing better than me
I am from Israel, and I am ashamed of this kind of people. Just to clarify, even if it does say you're married on your ID, no one askes for one on a date, it would be super weird. (Is that a thing elsewhere?) My guess, is that he was doing more illegal stuff and didn't want to frame himself. DOUCHE.
Ok the story about the douche dude and the nice wife. The EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED, but it was my mom that left my dad. I have a step sister now that my mom remarried about half a year after the divorce. Coincidentally, my moms name is ALSO Heidi. Except my family cut all contact with her and my dad has the same disease, that is honestly really weird how similar the stories are
THANKS! Just scared a roomfull of my colleagues because I laughed outloud! The baby shark ditty is my new favorite. I think it needs to be made into a ringtone...Serves you right do do do do!! bwahahaha
I was working in a major retail store in Florida. Most of my coworkers were great, but someone was stealing lunches. This went on for a couple of months. Then they took mine. I wasn't feeling well that day, but wasn't sick enough to call out. I worked from 11am to 8pm, so took a double portion of spaghetti, ate half before clocking in, and was going to finish it on my break. When I found it was gone, I got a sheet of paper, wrote a note, and taped it to the refrigerator door. Then I walked to the food court. I expected that the note would be gone by the time I got back since the store manager didn't allow personal notes to stay up. Instead I was stopped by several people asking if what I had written was true. I said, "Every word." The note read: To the person who stole my lunch, I had already eaten part of it and I have stomach flu! Have fun with it! The note stayed up for 3 days and the lunch thefts stopped!
When my brother went to Navy boot camp at Great Lakes Naval Training Center, his care packages kept getting lost. So his best friend at the time sent him a letter telling him not to eat the next batch of chocolate chip cookies... should they arrive. They didn't make it to him, but two guys working in the base post office ended up in the hospital. She'd substituted a chocolate laxative for the chocolate chips. The two guys ate 4 dozen laxative laced cookies. They both ended up courtmartialed and care packages always arrived
Dude we are so entitled that we demand you read these reddit stories and publications. I demand to speak to the manager. Keep up the good work. Have a great day, how do you tolerate your Karen voice?
Hahaha the baby shark song is one of those that get stuck in your head all day. Sucka! LoL 🤣 Also, I love the marital status on the ID cards. I can only imagine of how spouses get the last laugh over their cheating husband/wife.
You have the best narrator voice ever! You are very easy to listen to. You make the story come alive. I don’t want to listen to anybody else’s voice but yours!
Gimme some subreddits you want to see me cover!
rSlash father
R/instantkarma
r/nonononoyes or r/yesyesyesyesno
idk
R/me_irl is one of my favorite subreddit so i would love you to do a video about it!!
I also had a similar story in cashier line. It's almost closing time of the store, and people were in a rush to assist all of the customer in the cashier. And while I was in line, this dude behind me almost hits me with his cart, keeps tapping his foot, and looking at his watch. In which, I told him to be more careful and might get someone hurt. And in that sentence, he got mad, he told me that, "I don't care. My time is precious to be wasted with some low life." the cashier girl heard this, and when she's going to take my groceries, she makes it slow. Real slow. And when it's the dbag guy turns, she says, "I am sorry, but it is already closing time."
Serves him right
@@A_Rose_From_Concrete yes! It's a sweet petty revenge. Made me giggle every time I remember it.
*deep breath*
Ah, justice
Noice!
Oh yeah, he deserved it!(๑╹ω╹๑ )
6:03 did he skip the "in health and in sickness" during his vows?
yes
That's exactly what I thought... Umm... No, you didn't marry a sick woman, but you vowed to be with your wife "in sickness AND in health." You don't get to choose one... -_-
Melody Joy He probably follows...Talmudic...divorce protocol: (whenever the man wants it).
I totally lost it when you said the guy stood there butt naked brushing his pubes :-D
Semper Fidelis I had coffee shoot outta my nose!🤣
Best story lmao
After brushing them out, he should have braided them.
lmao same
See, now that's how you assert dominance. :P
The brush story reminds me of one my grandma told me (nothing to do with pubes or nudity though thank god)
My grandparents has these neighbors whom they invited over for dinner. They were pleasant enough but they took one invitation as an open invitation and would come over for dinner frequently.
They were nice people in general so my grandparents didn't have to heart to tell them to stop.
One day she invites them to stay over longer than usual and do stuff after dinner; they happily accept.
After dinner my grandparents place all the dishes on the floor and let the dog lick them all clean, then put them back in the cupboards.
The neighbour's never came back!
(And yes they did wash them properly once the people left)
Love it!
I’ve heard this story before. I think my dad told it to me, and later when i retold it to a friend, my friend laughed and said it was a story from Reader’s Digest.
I really don’t know. Maybe everyone tried the same trick!
@@nickdriscoll6131 its a common strat.
The first story reminded me about a dear friend's experience with his ex-wife. (This is nearly 18 years ago.) We were all at a big convention for an organization we were part of when he found out that his wife was cheating on him with her ex-husband. (She'd been accusing him of cheating for months, he wasn't. Projection much?) Well he'd bought her tickets to Peter Gabriel for her birthday, her favorite artist, but in the divorce some how the tickets ended up in one of the few pieces of furniture he kept. (He basicly signed away the house and most of the furniture to get away from her.) Our other friend (who she knew was married) couldn't go, so suggested he take me. (I have a serious baby face so even though I was in my mid-20s I looked to be barely out of high school.) We had a great time and he had someone at the concert take a picture of us. He sent her a copy with the note "Had a blast with your birthday concert tickets. Enjoy the house."
That poor Uber driver, having to deal with petty babies all morning.
That's when you decide it's all over and plow into on coming traffic doing 65 mph.
Either you get annoyed as a uber driver, or enjoy the sweet pettyrevenge by proxy with you and inject it into your veins!
6:08 hmmm.... couldve sworn there was something in the vows about "in sickness and in health"... funny how little those vows mean to some people eh?
Vows don't mean anything to people like that.
@@ivylasangrienta6093 This is so sad yet so true.
The brush story was just perfect.
“That’s revenge doo doo doo doo doo doo
That’s revenge doo doo doo doo doo doo
Serves you right doo doo doo doo doo doo
Serves you right doo doo doo doo doo doo”
-R/Slash
Rslash, for 2 million subscribers have your wife read the subreddit!
That's a pretty good idea :D
They should read some nicegirl and niceguy messages together so she can voice the females! :D
@@0Onyx13 that's perfect ~
@@0Onyx13
Most excellent idea! You get my vote :-)
He's married?!
The petty revenge version of Baby Shark is a bop and it’s not even a full version 😂
I busted out laughing when he did his version of baby shark
I haven't heard that since I was in elementary school or maybe even before I don't know why it became popular all the sudden
それらのすべての最も熱い砂
@@hotsand3824
English
English
English
Not English
First Name Last Name 本当にカントーですか？
@@hotsand3824 que porra é essa irmão? Não falo a língua de hentai não porra
Nobody:
rSlash: Serves you right dodododo
She should've played the earrape version of Baby Shark.
@Josh Smith I think he just means those videos where they alter the audio of songs to horribly screech.
He's a phantom meme compilation works too
His singing was 10/10
Fucking great
@Harry Johnston-Smith Johnny Johnny yes papa
_Karen after firing a Manager at McDonald's : r/pettyrevenge_
Oh, God. Please. No.
NO because if Karen has reddit than they'll (gender equality) find r/entitledparents and might feel remorse
OR they would find vaxxhappened and THAT WOULD BE VERY DANGEROUS
Crohn’s Disease is something else man, screw that guy
Sam Hunter MrBeast has Crohn’s disease
Pete Davidson has it too
The woman is trying to make sure no-one does, why would you wanna ruin her petty revenge?
My nephew died from Chron's when he was a teenager. Bloody horrible disease. Hopefully Douche remained a douche and had to go solo for the rest of his pathetic existence.
I've had Crohn's disease since 2005. It's awful. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.
no-one:
literally no-one:
literally no soul:
rSlash: *that's revenge doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo that' revenge doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo....*
*serves you right doo-doo-doo-doo-doo serves you right doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo*
You messed up the order. literally no soul should be before literally no-one because literally no-one includes gingers, who have no soul.
Hope this nO oNe shit dies out real soon....
since it's original content I approve.
🦈🤏🏽🦈🤏🏽🦈🤏🏽
A good tip dude, when the new guidelines for RUclips come to, make sure to always set your video to (Not made for kids). That way, you don't need to lose 42k whenever you say a somewhat bad word and not losing 60 - 90 % of the add revenue.
Edit: I was wrong if you label the video incorrectly, (if you say it's not kid-friendly when it is kid-friendly you still lose 42k) So remember to say a bad word in every video.
A bad word like crap? Because apparently crap is a curse according to RUclips guidelines
@@hanezutchins2786 So, I know my reply is a year late but, I’ve put in my channel description that my videos are specifically targeted at adults, I play mainly survial horror titles with swearing and gore and all that rated M shit, not to mention I myself admittedly swear a lot, and yet my videos have been incorrectly marked as “for kids” on several occasions and I’ve had to manually switch them over to “Not for Kids.” Because apparently if something looks even Slightly cartoonish (Little Nightmares) RUclips automatically assumes it’s meant for children 🤦♂️
@@Mumble8988 That really sucks
When the "it's revenge dodododooo.mp3" coming out?
I was married to a "douche". When my migraines got so bad I had to quit my job, he asked for a divorce. Before the divorce was even finalized, he was introducing his "new" girlfriend to his family. They had just spent 5 months on the other side of the US training for their new jobs, coworkers spending all their time together. They are married now with a kid. I'm destitute on disability, alone. Wish they all got the karma they deserved.
It sucks when karma isn't a bitch to those that deserve it, but maybe your ex's wife will cheat on him🤞
@@k.huelle He'll cheat on her. That wasn't no "new" relationship.
I'm very sorry for what you are going through. Eventually what goes around comes around.
I'm so sorry. Karma will come, though.
Karma doesn't exist, people who've snapped become karma. If you chose to wait for someone else to bring hell than that's all that'll happen- waiting as nothing happens. You want something done right do it yourself.
r/treelaw
... No? Am i the only one who loved that? Okay
I loved it too
Tree law is one of my favorites
Loved it too
ΞᎢᎻΞЯΞΔᏝ It’s my favorite. I’m dying for more treelaw.
I Support this cause
There's an Iliza Schlesinger line that perfectly sums up these people waiting in any line.
"Hi! We're in a rush, because we're entitled."
My hamster just died and we always loved to listen to your vids. Ily, thank you for creating such amazing content
Rofl, I’m not gonna lie, I take my shoes off on the 8 hour flight from Sweden to US (I hate shoes and socks and refer to them as foot prisons) but if someone asked me to, I’d put them back on..
That’s still extremely inconsiderate and gross of you 🙄
I literally just shot coffee outta my nose as you finished reading the last story!! That truly is the funniest revenge I’ve ever heard. Jeezus. 🤣
We NEED your wife to read one of these!
That is a 2 million view idea
@@epicfail7874 An AN *AN*
PotatoBeanGaming 2 An AN AN Ann Ann FraNk
@@remig0ld_641 Incorrect, you use "an" when the beginning of the next word makes a vowel sound. "Two" starts with a consonant sound so "a two million view idea" is correct. Whereas it is "an hour", although hour starts with an H it makes a vowel sound so AN is used.
@@davidswick8571 ok boomer
You TWERP! I almost choked on a bite of my apple when you started singing! I will never be able to hear that without snorking with laughter again.
6:03 so much for 'in sickness and good health'.
Waking up to a new video to watch while I'm laying in bed, dreading waking up/going to work.. is my absolute favourite.
Who else has baby shark stuck in their head now?
Ba-by
SHARK
do do do do~
Baby
SHARK
do do do do~
I know enough _about_ it to be thankful I have never actually _heard_ it. (I understand from older comments r/slash actually sings it in the video but I watch on mute and speed scroll.)
@@dergluckliche4973 so you technically just read the vid and comments?
@@manacakeio5155 Yep.
@@dergluckliche4973 oh nice, :)
Ooof...I definitely did not expect a gut punch. "I didn't marry a sick woman" is nearly identical to what my husband told me. Damn.
You dare fight me mortal?
*I'm the Elon Musk of pettiness*
That last one 😂😂😂😂😂
6:10
I guess he forgot the part in marriage about caring for each other in health or sickness
Damn you and your ProRevenge version of Baby Shark!!! 😂😂😂
My sister has chrons and I feel sorry for her it’s uncontrollable and I’m happy the guy got screwed
Baby Shark is the devil incarnate.
rSlash uploads make my day tbh
I don't think making someone listen to Baby Shark for more than 10 minutes is petty. That's dangerous. REALLY dangerous.
these are really good 2 listen when being sad
Same for when being sick 🤧
Or tired
The same thing happened to me as the woman with Crohn's. Intestine got completely blocked leading to emergency surgery to save my life and a colostomy for life. Crohn's sucks but at least I'm alive. Thank you Westchester Medical Center, Valhalla, N.Y.
*_Karen approaches_*
Me: *_begone witch!_*
Karen: *_Dies inside_*
Me: *_Got eem!_*
Karen:*LET ME TALK TO YOUR MANAGER!*
@@thunderbolt4113 lol
Did you mean witch?
is this comedy?
Witch lol
That first one is malicious compliance because the BF told OP to mind her own business, so she did.
A while ago he said he had a girl friend, later he said fiance and now its wife.
Don't mess with the IT guy, and never fuck with the people handling your food. Good rules to live by.
Im skipping over tomorrow's ads after you got baby shark stuck in my head.
baby shark has power.
When I was in your classic dorm setting we had these guys that liked to practice guitar at all hours and the RA wouldn't ever say shit to them. A good friend of mine lived in the room next to them and heard it ALL. She was getting really annoyed when trying to study one night at like 10pm (Quite hours) So I had an idea.... Me, my roommate, another girl, and the one who lived in the room ALL BLASTED baby shark with our laptop right next to the joining wall.
They never played during quite hours again :3
pro revenge would be to send that "F* OFF" messages to the new girlfriend when they have drove to the hotel.
Working cash desk, lady cuts line, I serve her and ask “Stacy (not real name) can you open register 2?”
Would you believe that everything I needed to scan wouldn’t scan! Price checked every item. Funny that they don’t scan when you have a finger over the barcode. Her last product did scan however I still ha 22 on the register from entering the last barcode manually. Oops, need to call the manger to void off the other 21 bottles of wine... oh I was the manager!
8:37 I did something similar I was on a COTA mainstream bus where there was another passenger who blasted an old series of cartoon as I'm just trying to ignore him, I asked him politely to turn it down or invest in some headphones, and he just told me to F off. So I took my JBL speaker (not sponsored) and play pink guy's stfu. The driver was amused
That baby shark one tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You gotta love the little revenges in life.
My almost-2-year-old LOVED your rendition of "Baby Shark." She recognized the tune immediately and then joined in the "do do do"s.
My daily dose of rslash before I sleep
Shawn Henrie same....
Me2
Southern Hemisphere as well? Woop!
European...
Azuraion Philippines
Honestly sounds like torture for the driver to hear random videos next to them and then baby shark from the back. One Star all of them.
“I’m going to be deaf do dododo pls stop dodododo
thank you rslash you made my b-day much better and can't wait till you're next puppybloopers
Happy Birthday!! \o/
The first one is more fo a malicious compliance than a petty revenge
Oh. My. God.
Having your marital status on your ID would prevent so much cheating! This is a stellar idea!
The first story feels like a r/maliciouscompliance story
That last one was such a STRONG-ASS Power Move.
Love your channnel!
I had to go check what Baby Shark is. I don't have kids or grandkids. Now I know why that revenge was so sweet.
Woohoo! A new video!!
I DIED laughing at the brush story 😂😂😂
6:04 Don't one of the conventional wedding vows specifically say "in sickness and in health"?
Your version of Baby Shark will be playing in my head for the rest of the day .. LOL.
It’s going to take me a bit longer to hit like on this one, just because you put that crappy ass shark song in my head right as I was falling asleep lol
NEVER mess with a petty person. NEVER.
I want petty revenge baby shark as my ringtone now
My roommates and I have an agreement with the condiments: if you use the last, you replace it. Apparently, the replacing part doesn’t apply to everyone.
One of my roommates ate my expensive jam (small batch, homemade Dutch jam; $6 for a half pint) and since neither will fess up to it, it won’t be replaced.
This just means that my delicious baked goods won’t be for their consumption...’so sorry, but I’m taking all of those delicious pumpkin muffins into work.’
Rslash make a video we’re you leave puppy bloopers in
I had unknowingly moved in with a professional stoner/addict/alcoholic a few years ago...completely unsanitary, oblivious & disrespectful...all he cared about was partying, getting high & working on his “aspiring comedic career” while never having an actual steady job (I also had to put up with hearing the same jokes the entire 9 months I was there) & his stoner friends were the same. Since he never had $ for essentials-he was always using welfare $ for booze, weed and cigarettes-he would use MY good soap and other things that I always had stocked. Finally, close to my move-OUT day, I decided to pay back his disgusting disrespectful @$$ and dipped his toothbrush in the toilet and slid it along the rim after he’d let loose yet another terrible bowel movement(he never flushed). I also mixed hair/pubes from my shaver in his hair brush.
Bonus fact: he was so high and broke all the time he never thought to keep enough tp and typically wiped with socks.
Guys,if you wanna hear r/ offline go to Spotify,he's there.
"I'm not locked in here with your stinky feet, your stinky feet are locked in here with me"
Uhh...
Oh my gosh, early two days in a row! As I commented yesterday, I love your videos!
"Use the Pube Brush do do do do do!"
Hm yes, *creeper aw man*
Yah let's go so way back in the mines got my picaxe swing side to side side side to side this task a grewling one hope to fine
@@tiktokmemecentral9680 some diamonds tonight night night diamonds tonight
That last one is suh an epic dad thing. What a hero.
Hey rSlash, sent you an email. I absolutely love your videos and can’t believe how far you’ve come so fast. Keep on posting, and keep on giving. I’m leaving for Japan on Monday, and when I get back after two weeks I’m looking forward to watching all those videos :D
Have a great trip :-)
That is one of our favorite things to say among our group. "That sounds like a YOU problem." Or my favorite thing from one of my teachers. "That sounds like a personal problem."
Can we have some more rslash am I the a-hole
Platywatty boi no
@@Starman062 well your in for a treat 11 months later
I like that marital status is on Israeli ID cards, and that their women check.
I love that they are faithful like that.
Made it
When one of the op's wrote about taking revenge on a roommate using his toothpaste, deodorant & other items. I doubt this can done, BUT.... I pictured op finding a can of spray paint, and putting a fake label for spray on deodorant. Like I wrote, I doubt someone would be fooled by a can of spray paint.
@Lee Harrigan I wouldn’t try it even if you could fool them, tbh. One time, my art class was using spray paint outside, and since I was closest to the paper everyone was spraying at, I probably inhaled a bit of paint and glitter. By the end of the session (short and we stopped halfway to let it dry), I was feeling pretty dizzy and wheezing, even if nothing was sprayed in my direction.
So no, please don’t do that.
PS: sorry if you didn’t want the spiel, just wanted to share a story “=v=
@@tebthecat That's okay.
The reason I'm figuring that a person wouldn't be fooled, because they would hear the ball bearing in a can of spray paint. But some how, if they didn't notice the sound, as soon as they seen the first bit of paint ... they'd stop spraying with the "WTF" thought.
can’t think of anything funny to say so..
how’s your day?
Good, how's your day?
why you so personal
Bramblefurr
it’s aight, thanks for asking
Agent Pyro
if it’s something personal than just don’t reply lol
Got woken up very early by my cat walking on me just to realize I have a sore throat, probably caught my boyfriend's cold :\ So, it could be better lol. Hope everyone is doing better than me
I am from Israel, and I am ashamed of this kind of people.
Just to clarify, even if it does say you're married on your ID, no one askes for one on a date, it would be super weird. (Is that a thing elsewhere?)
My guess, is that he was doing more illegal stuff and didn't want to frame himself. DOUCHE.
@rSlash please can you do a Me_irl its one of my favorite subreddit!
Ok the story about the douche dude and the nice wife. The EXACT SAME THING HAPPENED, but it was my mom that left my dad. I have a step sister now that my mom remarried about half a year after the divorce. Coincidentally, my moms name is ALSO Heidi. Except my family cut all contact with her and my dad has the same disease, that is honestly really weird how similar the stories are
This is one of the rarest times i've seen youtube drunk
Like 14 views and 24 likes?
Jhon Vincent Cruz first time? Lucky,happend all the time...
@@ramroller no it happened a lot of times already
but its rare cuz usually my youtube app wasn't always drunk like this
RUclips doesn't count views until the viewer has watched 75% of the video
@@GamerGrovyle ok
Tnx for the info man
THANKS! Just scared a roomfull of my colleagues because I laughed outloud! The baby shark ditty is my new favorite. I think it needs to be made into a ringtone...Serves you right do do do do!! bwahahaha
How many other people heard BELLA_ANIMA as BELLA_ENEMA?
I was working in a major retail store in Florida. Most of my coworkers were great, but someone was stealing lunches. This went on for a couple of months. Then they took mine. I wasn't feeling well that day, but wasn't sick enough to call out. I worked from 11am to 8pm, so took a double portion of spaghetti, ate half before clocking in, and was going to finish it on my break. When I found it was gone, I got a sheet of paper, wrote a note, and taped it to the refrigerator door. Then I walked to the food court. I expected that the note would be gone by the time I got back since the store manager didn't allow personal notes to stay up. Instead I was stopped by several people asking if what I had written was true. I said, "Every word." The note read: To the person who stole my lunch, I had already eaten part of it and I have stomach flu! Have fun with it!
The note stayed up for 3 days and the lunch thefts stopped!
Look at these noobs saying first
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When my brother went to Navy boot camp at Great Lakes Naval Training Center, his care packages kept getting lost. So his best friend at the time sent him a letter telling him not to eat the next batch of chocolate chip cookies... should they arrive.
They didn't make it to him, but two guys working in the base post office ended up in the hospital. She'd substituted a chocolate laxative for the chocolate chips. The two guys ate 4 dozen laxative laced cookies.
They both ended up courtmartialed and care packages always arrived
Dude we are so entitled that we demand you read these reddit stories and publications. I demand to speak to the manager. Keep up the good work.
Have a great day, how do you tolerate your Karen voice?
Hahaha the baby shark song is one of those that get stuck in your head all day. Sucka! LoL 🤣
Also, I love the marital status on the ID cards. I can only imagine of how spouses get the last laugh over their cheating husband/wife.
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You have the best narrator voice ever! You are very easy to listen to. You make the story come alive. I don’t want to listen to anybody else’s voice but yours!