10:34 haha the "dramatic bow detail" line really reads to me like a doctor notifying a patient of an unfortunate long term consequence of a chronic illness, just picture it Doctor: *she takes her glasses off and sighs then looks up to her patient* the dramatic bow detail is...permanently attached Patient: 😯😟😔
The Dressing Up in Boston struggle is so real. because as someone FROM Mass I was trying to do my part wearing a “Buy W33d From Women” shirt in the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum one day and let’s say I could tell everyone named Dolores in that museum cafe was internally having a crisis. Which I mean. Technically mission accomplished.
The way I came RUNNING when I saw a new window shopping drop in 💨 EDIT: So many of these dresses seem like they were AI generated, I swear. I literally can't wrap my head around their construction.
10:28 and it also gets so hot because the dress is 100% polyester and it's bloody criminal to make a garment in shape of a pillar to contain all of that moisture. I can only imagine what it would feel like to model that, at least the models don't need to wear it for long but my god.... 17:41 the copywriter is posessed by a ghost from a time when you would have to pay x amount per letter to have your ad published in the local newspaper. They just wanted to save every cent they could
I love that silver skirt and that lime green top. But having been mistaken for a giant strawberry by a little tortoise when I wore a red maxiskirt, you may be more on point than you think with the lettuce thing
I’m here for the distinction between bad looking and ugly, ugly can be fun and feels like it can be a sartorial choice, bad looking is just unfortunate and maybe more to do with the quality of the manufacturing.
That denim skirt looks like a giant sneezed into their handkerchief and tossed it on the floor of the Eloquii factory and now we’re supposed to wear it as a “skirt”.
this video is eye opening for me, bc i feel like everytime i go on eloquii, i tunnel vision on workwear, and ignore everything else going on there. thanks for showing me the light. also, as someone walking around in a giant, bright orange coat in budapest, hungary, i really feel you about the fun fit thing.
who else window shops with nisipisa while she's doing it. like I'm watching the vid on my tablet and then window shopping on my phone. I think she encourages me to buy less and just be happy with looking and be more judgy
Chevron print reminds of how they used to draw TV static in old cartoons. I think that's why it just looks like visual noise to me and makes my eyes glaze over anytime I see it
I literally have a screenshot of that first skirt that I made weeks ago, with the intent of sending your way lol. Glad to see it made the cut. So to speak.
"A pack of giant enthusiastic shrimp gently caressing your bosom." Girl you are crazy. I needed this laugh. 😂 And those first shoes are absolutely uncomfortable. I had a pair and they dig into the toes and make your feel ache as you try in vain to keep your feet from sliding down the gentle slope and out the toe. Hate!
As a 1999 gen Z person who is OBSESSED with fashion and painfully in the loop, I regret to inform you that recession-core is back. Flats, bows, leopard print, studs/spikes on everything, peplum, chevron, skinny jeans. It is all coming back. It’s already here, high rise jeans/pants are out as hell, it’s all over the runways I fear.
The biggest crime that column dress committed was being nearly 200 dollars for a 100% polyester garment. 179 bucks and you're getting POLYESTER? POLYESTER. POLYESTER?
listening to the chevron bit while sitting in the bedroom i decorated in the early 2010s as a child ft. radioactive aquamarine chevron curtains and matching chevron carpet... what can I say chevron owned me
The navy made a chevron print ship to hide its direction, so when you look at it, you can't tell which way it's moving. That's what those dresses look like
as someone who lives in tennessee, i feel you on being the only one in the area that is serving. every time i'm fitted up i get so many stares/glares from old people and children!
Window shopping suggestion: branching out from clothing to a ridiculously expensive home goods store (like Williams Sonoma or Sur La Table, unless there's something even fancier I'm too poor to know about). There is some absolute mindboggling merchandise on those sites, things that are totally useless and/or not apparently improved from reasonably-priced versions, but cost more than I make in month (or year! tbh though the bar is pretty low, I'm poor).
The Bermuda shorts segment: agreed in spirit, I think it's the wrong tank top. Fabric is too heavy and the crochet neckline takes away from the "chill vibes" this needs a more clingy/gausey jersey with no trim. 🕵♀️
the Mixed Stripe Ribbed Dress (and the dress after it sorta kinda) is a complete rip-off of Christopher John Rogers, who's been doing this exact type of thing with the exact same colors for years now also the Dramatic Ruffle gown is lifted straight from a Lanvin 2008 dress (well, one style with the color of another) also also your window shoppin videos are always the highlight of my week
It’s wild bc I always see the website and scratch my head asking where’s the cute clothes, and then I see them styled by plus size fashion influencers and love it?? Like what is the styling department’s disconnect????
The conversation about wearing interesting outfits when everyone else dresses "normal" -- I think growing up as (and still being) a goth/metalhead smashed all self-consciousness about this out of me lol Like, you wear what you like and own it. It makes me sad when people can't wear what they want and express themselves. You look great. Everyone else is missing out 👍
Every time I see the specific pink-green color combo of the dress at 16:40 I think of that lady in Demon Slayer who has EXACTLY THAT COLOR GRADIENT in her hair.
I recently chopped up two dresses I had from eloqui and made a cat house from them. I finally accepted I was never going to wear these oddly cut dresses. Way cuter as a cat house than they ever were as clothes Edit: as someone who is shaped like a meatball on a stick the shapeless flowy dress is my best friend 😂
16:55 man all I can think of looking at that top is how the colour scheme is that of an anatomical model that's been through a hydraulic press a couple times and reconstituted. like those are the colours of human viscera. perfect for a children's hospital ass top.
This is like Christmas for people with strong opinions and niche humour
the chevron dress powerpoint presentation killed me. probably because it was so pointy
the mixed stripe ribbed dress is perfect for anyone who wants to look like a worse version of the straight ally flag
Would love a ModCloth window shopping!! There’s some absolute miss frizzle nonsense going on there
Damn I sure hope no one opens my browser and buys a bunch of oddly printed dresses and matching ea- (I am sniped)
"why can't I say things in normal ways?" miss pisa why do you think we're here
That white ruffle off the shoulder dress looks like what every nervous virgin wears on her wedding night in every generic historical drama.
haha right? I feel like the only acceptable way to wear that thing would be with a voluminous maxi skirt and a corset
Ok but maybe that's what I want to give because I immediately went to go buy it after I saw it 😭😭 I'm sorry it's just so darling
I was just about to go to bed but I can stay up a little longer for Nisa
i really love how much you loved that fanmade regina spektor music video. like i love when peoples art resonates with people
10:34 haha the "dramatic bow detail" line really reads to me like a doctor notifying a patient of an unfortunate long term consequence of a chronic illness, just picture it
Doctor: *she takes her glasses off and sighs then looks up to her patient* the dramatic bow detail is...permanently attached
Patient: 😯😟😔
The Dressing Up in Boston struggle is so real. because as someone FROM Mass I was trying to do my part wearing a “Buy W33d From Women” shirt in the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum one day and let’s say I could tell everyone named Dolores in that museum cafe was internally having a crisis. Which I mean. Technically mission accomplished.
i salute you, and thank you for your service
@@sp.2778 I'm doing my part /salute emoji.jpg
Chevron patterns make me think of dazzle painted warships
BROOOOOOOO SHE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!! WE WIN, WE WIN!!!!! SHE ROSE LIKE JESUS CHRIST BRO!!!!!!! RAAAHHHHH!!! NISIHEADS RISE UP!!!!!!
Muah’Dib! Muah’Dib! As it was written!!
@@V1ckyK4r1amazing reference thank you
I'm a bottle and a half of soju in this evening and I can't think of anything better to watch in my drunken escapades
You should do an Anthropologie window shopping video. I thought that store was the peak of fashion as a tween.
Anthropologie internet archive NEOW
3:16 When you can’t decide between looking like a Sephora bag or a beach towel
That orange chevron dress is very cat in the hat movie
10/10 on the story of the star crossed lesbians from rival ateliers...I would read that fic.
This series is the perfect media to have playing while building Legos. God bless our fashion Goddess of Judgement.
The way I came RUNNING when I saw a new window shopping drop in 💨
EDIT: So many of these dresses seem like they were AI generated, I swear. I literally can't wrap my head around their construction.
Honestly I would love to see you go through 2010 micro trends, all of the memories of those trends feel like fever dreams 😭
10:28 and it also gets so hot because the dress is 100% polyester and it's bloody criminal to make a garment in shape of a pillar to contain all of that moisture. I can only imagine what it would feel like to model that, at least the models don't need to wear it for long but my god....
17:41 the copywriter is posessed by a ghost from a time when you would have to pay x amount per letter to have your ad published in the local newspaper. They just wanted to save every cent they could
Now i have something to listen to while making a dress for my drag show! Thanks!!!
Good luck with the drag!
that chevron montage feels wonderfully uncanny
I love that silver skirt and that lime green top. But having been mistaken for a giant strawberry by a little tortoise when I wore a red maxiskirt, you may be more on point than you think with the lettuce thing
I’m here for the distinction between bad looking and ugly, ugly can be fun and feels like it can be a sartorial choice, bad looking is just unfortunate and maybe more to do with the quality of the manufacturing.
Oh nisipisa I could listen to you say “ahticle of clothing” in a gentle Boston accent all day
That denim skirt looks like a giant sneezed into their handkerchief and tossed it on the floor of the Eloquii factory and now we’re supposed to wear it as a “skirt”.
i feel like there is a version of the one shoulder bow column dress that is good, and it was probably made in the latter half of the 1920's
this video is eye opening for me, bc i feel like everytime i go on eloquii, i tunnel vision on workwear, and ignore everything else going on there. thanks for showing me the light.
also, as someone walking around in a giant, bright orange coat in budapest, hungary, i really feel you about the fun fit thing.
who else window shops with nisipisa while she's doing it. like I'm watching the vid on my tablet and then window shopping on my phone. I think she encourages me to buy less and just be happy with looking and be more judgy
The chevron print horror sequence is 10/10
also you're so right about center slit skirts you could campaign on that platform
the ombre flare maxi dress is what would happen if carrie white's prom took place in a swamp
you just know that all the bostonians see you in your sage coat and secretly wish they were you... bc youre perfect
The most cylindrical dress I’ve ever seen took me out 😂😂😂
the "tuxedo mini dress" would eat HARD at a courthouse wedding for sure
well. today i learned that regina spektor video is fan made. which should have been very obvious to me much earlier!
The slide show during the Chevron pattern rant had my cry laugh
Chevron print reminds of how they used to draw TV static in old cartoons. I think that's why it just looks like visual noise to me and makes my eyes glaze over anytime I see it
I literally have a screenshot of that first skirt that I made weeks ago, with the intent of sending your way lol. Glad to see it made the cut. So to speak.
Chevron print just instantly puts your whole ass into the Black Lodge from Twin Peaks
"A pack of giant enthusiastic shrimp gently caressing your bosom." Girl you are crazy. I needed this laugh. 😂
And those first shoes are absolutely uncomfortable. I had a pair and they dig into the toes and make your feel ache as you try in vain to keep your feet from sliding down the gentle slope and out the toe. Hate!
taylor swift is the chevron print of music to me
you have perfectly described my feelings on her, thank you for your service o7
it doesnt help that one of the ladies in the ppt looks like 2014 taylor swift
this is SO TRUE wow
This is the truest thing that anyone has ever said tbh
6:57? 😭@@veesaos8316
The lime ruffle top would be great for a burger Halloween costume
nothing like watching a nisa vid at 10pm
Oh no… I had that exact owl necklace in high school 🫢
As a 1999 gen Z person who is OBSESSED with fashion and painfully in the loop, I regret to inform you that recession-core is back. Flats, bows, leopard print, studs/spikes on everything, peplum, chevron, skinny jeans. It is all coming back. It’s already here, high rise jeans/pants are out as hell, it’s all over the runways I fear.
The biggest crime that column dress committed was being nearly 200 dollars for a 100% polyester garment. 179 bucks and you're getting POLYESTER? POLYESTER. POLYESTER?
happy day light savings queen
listening to the chevron bit while sitting in the bedroom i decorated in the early 2010s as a child ft. radioactive aquamarine chevron curtains and matching chevron carpet... what can I say chevron owned me
summed up exactly how i feel about chevron thank you miss pisa
The navy made a chevron print ship to hide its direction, so when you look at it, you can't tell which way it's moving. That's what those dresses look like
Your "dressing up in Boston" rant is what my university city in Germany is like, I feel your pain
Obsessed with the detour into chevron transitions
Airplane flotation device top for the win
girl its late...so thx for the bedtime shopping
as someone who lives in tennessee, i feel you on being the only one in the area that is serving. every time i'm fitted up i get so many stares/glares from old people and children!
i came into this video with no opinion on chevron but after your presentation i'm on your side
i feel so blessed i was just gonna go smoke to sleep and now i dont JUST have old window shoppings to watch
Window shopping suggestion: branching out from clothing to a ridiculously expensive home goods store (like Williams Sonoma or Sur La Table, unless there's something even fancier I'm too poor to know about). There is some absolute mindboggling merchandise on those sites, things that are totally useless and/or not apparently improved from reasonably-priced versions, but cost more than I make in month (or year! tbh though the bar is pretty low, I'm poor).
Hey you know what might be really cool? What if you did windowshopping but with like, actual haute-couture fashion shows?!
handkerchief denim cutout skirt thing would look good under a billion accessories on an over-designed OC
YESSS ive been so depressed and your videos are the best
I watch these while I’m also window shopping
"I'm better than you.. as a person.. and iwillbegettingintoheaven" killed me
The Bermuda shorts segment: agreed in spirit, I think it's the wrong tank top. Fabric is too heavy and the crochet neckline takes away from the "chill vibes" this needs a more clingy/gausey jersey with no trim. 🕵♀️
Just turned my tv off and was ready for bed but my Queen called💐
I feel like i would twist both my ankles and all my toes in the green kitten heel sandals
the Mixed Stripe Ribbed Dress (and the dress after it sorta kinda) is a complete rip-off of Christopher John Rogers, who's been doing this exact type of thing with the exact same colors for years now
also the Dramatic Ruffle gown is lifted straight from a Lanvin 2008 dress (well, one style with the color of another)
also also your window shoppin videos are always the highlight of my week
16:32 I like it it gives flower with grass energy and I’m just a nature girlie
I love how we get a J. Peterman catalog level of backstory for these awful dresses
24:00 is so yassified Adam Sandler wich is the future of fashion
It’s wild bc I always see the website and scratch my head asking where’s the cute clothes, and then I see them styled by plus size fashion influencers and love it?? Like what is the styling department’s disconnect????
appreciate the asmr tapping in the beginning. love you
19:58 my mom always describes garments like this as something that 'fits where it touches', which honestly makes a lot of sense.
Infinity scarves all day. I’ll still rock my unicorn infinity scarf. Chevron prints? Not then. Not now. Nope.
I just finished watching Dune 2 and came home to a fabulous new Nisapisa video.
You never fail to make me giggle like a fool when watching your videos
Not me, a late 30 something soon to be divorcee, watching this while doing watercolors. 🙃
one of the only channels that makes me audibly laugh, alone in my kitchen
27:05 popcorn ceiling dress. absolutely not. scrape it off with the rest of the asbestos found in most home renovations.
Thank you for the break from my midterm presentation prep
The conversation about wearing interesting outfits when everyone else dresses "normal" -- I think growing up as (and still being) a goth/metalhead smashed all self-consciousness about this out of me lol Like, you wear what you like and own it. It makes me sad when people can't wear what they want and express themselves. You look great. Everyone else is missing out 👍
THE UPLOADS WE ARE GETTING RN ❤❤
(was the funky jewelry a trixie reference? thank you for the content (TM))
Love to see the consistency ❤
Good soup 😌
Casually owning handcuffs.... Madam
I will never see chevron as anything but an Eldritch horror from this day forward.
Oh thank GOD I needed my nisipisa fix today
Every time I see the specific pink-green color combo of the dress at 16:40 I think of that lady in Demon Slayer who has EXACTLY THAT COLOR GRADIENT in her hair.
Ahahahah I saw the tweet and I was asking myself when the video would be here. So glad it was this quick 😂
I recently chopped up two dresses I had from eloqui and made a cat house from them. I finally accepted I was never going to wear these oddly cut dresses. Way cuter as a cat house than they ever were as clothes
Edit: as someone who is shaped like a meatball on a stick the shapeless flowy dress is my best friend 😂
my favorite part of every window shopping vid is when Nisa makes lore for clothing 😌
the handcuff bit oh my god 😭 you always deliver
16:55 man all I can think of looking at that top is how the colour scheme is that of an anatomical model that's been through a hydraulic press a couple times and reconstituted. like those are the colours of human viscera. perfect for a children's hospital ass top.
another perfect timing after my boyfriend left from a sleepover i am genuinely impressed nisa keep it up
LOVE the mug
26min? Queen Amidala cosplay.
Absolutely entranced by the lesbian seamstresses. Good for them
Babes I need a whole ep dedicated to wedding dresses !!