The only thing more 2000s/2010s-plus-size-shirt than the shabby-chic-leopard print heart would be a heather grey shirt with Eiffel towers and calligraphy french words with butterfly appliques and cold shoulder cutouts. I hesitate to speak its name and call it into existence because it would be too powerful and would destroy us all.
@@gmc5618why settle for "or" when "AND" can happen? In both a calligraphy and an all caps serif font. Plus some faded vintage postage stamp pictures and low opacity beige roses!
my mom used to sell LulaRoe, and let me tell you that that goddamn paisley dress looks exactly like so many articles of clothing she had to sell over Facebook Live.
18:18 reminds me of the time i was in the deep basement of my local library and found a BOOK of "i can haz cheeze buger?" cat memes. it felt like an ancient relic of a bygone era. it was from 2007. my birth year.
Fun fact: as a child I knew that sperm wales were a thing. And I thought paisley patterns looked like a bunch of sperm wales, so I referred to paisley as “the sperms”. My sister (smarter) called each teardrop shape a “paisel” which she assumed was the singular of paisley
i'm not trying to be mean about your spelling i just think it's really funny that most people misspell wales the country as "whales" and you spell it "wales" instead of "whales". i have never seen that before
I'm imagining that snowman shirt sitting in the office of its therapist (a therapist who is just a silk tie draped on a chaise lounge) and crying "she's right. I'm NOT even worth the 11 dollars.'
as someone who never is or has a reason to be on sheins website i just want to talk about the whiplash i felt upon returning to shein in this video only to find that it has gone from a crappy clothing retailer to a lawless temu-esque marketplace wasteland edit: actually has shein always been a lawless temu-esque marketplace wasteland. i remember it being like cheaper torrid awhile ago
it has always sold a bunch of stuff but as someone who used to buy on shein and then visíted the app again after months and months it got much much worse and temu-esque
I started sighing when “Thick thighs matter” came on the screen and I haven’t stopped yet. At some point, I need to breath in, but my exasperation hasn’t decreased enough yet.
12:15 dress is giving me strong nostalgia for childhood most-popular-doll-in-the-school-toy-box doll dresses. like that is early 2000s doll dress fabric. i can feel the smooth, stretchiness through the screen. it is leaving glittery residue on my fingers as i type this.
I can’t fathom someone trying to feel degraded by imagining themself as the dress in the cheese grater story, but if anyone has managed such a feat, I’d love to hear their life story.
21:14 This garment is actually insane. Like this is so perfectly horribly concocted, im stunned. I mean it is genius, truly this whole sheet of fabric with this diabolically unironic tacky t-shirt text print on it, that has just been sewn on the sides, it is so low effort im cackling!!! The thought of any person wearing this unironically is too much; I don't know what else to say. "Was" $17.19 but now can be acquired for only $11.19, we are lucky to exist at the same time as this estimated -35% off deal. Computer destroy this garment from existence!! Now computer!!!
"fat women love dressing like big cats" made me laugh bc im wearing a leopard print turtleneck rn. i do like dressing like a big cat but i hate just pops of cat print, i prefer a skirt or shirt to be that pattern entirely
We had the exact same reaction to the hbomberguy video my husband is sick of me at that point every few hours im like “and you know what else …” and hes sick of me lmaoo
My partner was exhausted by me, too. He then decided to watch it because "I might as well hear the information first hand at this rate". Now he's binging all of Harris' videos & I couldn't be happier, lololol
i couldn't imagine myself as one of the articles of clothing being degraded, but i could put myself in the place of both someone inordinately drawn to audio content that makes me Feel Something in a socially unacceptable way And someone with a complicated relationship with putting a piece of onesself out there to be experienced by others and being perceived in ways that while technically are positive, maybe i didn't intend and/or am not sure to what extent i did intend... idk i still think the latter doesn't need to hear all the weird shit going on in the brain of the former tbh
fleece lined stuff is so good tho! especially with that cold wave that hit last month when you could see ppl skiing just on the side of the road! im a cold cold girl and i need all the warmth i can get. i wore those fleece lined tights under pants to go out with
i wasn’t prepared for the derp meme i think a part of me was reawakened like the beast from a fairy tail awakening from a centuries long slumber but it’s just memories from the late 00s / super early 2010s
ive been subscribed for a while and only pop in occasionally but this video was so funny im definitely gonna start watching these videos more often!!!!! 💛
The cheese grater story was so perfect and I get lost in it as I was watching the video I literally sent it to my friend cause I was like this is the funniest thing ever but it’s not just funny it’s so good 😭
They studied them and found out that only 95% of people who attempt an MLM makes any profit from it. And of the ones that do, most make an extra couple hundred dollars a month. They did an investigation in a podcast called The Dream, it’s great
I was just thinking, 'I remember Nisa spoiling the iron giant to diss a piece of clothing before?' and then I saw the paisley dress and realised I'd watched this video when it came out, and it is in fact, not new 😭
i could picture the cheese grater story so perfectly in my head that i momentarily forgot i wasn't watching a movie
Her amazing storytelling reminds me of the storytime Welcome To Nightvale podcast protagonist, Cecil
I held my breath for most of it, fully entranced by the story
This is what I want from Wattpad
my parasocial relationship grows with you knowing you've spent the same amount of hours as me watching a British man expose plagiarists online.
HHBOM BERGUY MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥WHAT THE FUCK IS A POORLY RESEARCHED VIDEO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
paisley is stored in the balls
that cheese grater story...... a masterpiece. truly the perfect end to the video after we started with that shirt. themoodat.
The only thing more 2000s/2010s-plus-size-shirt than the shabby-chic-leopard print heart would be a heather grey shirt with Eiffel towers and calligraphy french words with butterfly appliques and cold shoulder cutouts. I hesitate to speak its name and call it into existence because it would be too powerful and would destroy us all.
With little diamantés on the Eiffel tower and the tips of the butterfly wings for the ✨ classy touch ✨
It'd say cest la vie or PARIS
@@gmc5618or AMOR
@@gmc5618why settle for "or" when "AND" can happen? In both a calligraphy and an all caps serif font. Plus some faded vintage postage stamp pictures and low opacity beige roses!
trying to read the text on the first shirt was the closest i've ever felt to losing touch with reality
them oodat
The moo dat
Its giving "has anyone ever been as far to do want look more like" ☠️
i wish
I really hope Elizabeth and Chris, the giant sentient cheese grater, can make it work
I'm imagining how someone who hasn't watched the full video would react to this lol
my mom used to sell LulaRoe, and let me tell you that that goddamn paisley dress looks exactly like so many articles of clothing she had to sell over Facebook Live.
18:18 reminds me of the time i was in the deep basement of my local library and found a BOOK of "i can haz cheeze buger?" cat memes. it felt like an ancient relic of a bygone era. it was from 2007. my birth year.
We have that book and the "fail" book back at my parents house because i was a teen at the time
Fun fact: as a child I knew that sperm wales were a thing. And I thought paisley patterns looked like a bunch of sperm wales, so I referred to paisley as “the sperms”. My sister (smarter) called each teardrop shape a “paisel” which she assumed was the singular of paisley
i'm not trying to be mean about your spelling i just think it's really funny that most people misspell wales the country as "whales" and you spell it "wales" instead of "whales". i have never seen that before
@@existential_horror5045 no offence taken 😂 honestly the way I spell things is just as much of a mystery to me lol
"1999... 50 years, yeah" had me
Same 😭😭😂😂
I'm imagining that snowman shirt sitting in the office of its therapist (a therapist who is just a silk tie draped on a chaise lounge) and crying "she's right. I'm NOT even worth the 11 dollars.'
as the cheese grater bit went on my grin kept getting wider and wider
as someone who never is or has a reason to be on sheins website i just want to talk about the whiplash i felt upon returning to shein in this video only to find that it has gone from a crappy clothing retailer to a lawless temu-esque marketplace wasteland
edit: actually has shein always been a lawless temu-esque marketplace wasteland. i remember it being like cheaper torrid awhile ago
it has always sold a bunch of stuff but as someone who used to buy on shein and then visíted the app again after months and months it got much much worse and temu-esque
Yeah shein used to be cheap quality but had fairly cute and useful stuff
You responded to a comment I left about my accounting homework and I ended up getting 100% on the final, couldn’t have done it without you 😢
oh my gosh yay!! thank you for updating me
YOU SHOWING THE FRUTIGER METRO WALLPAPERS UNLOCKED SOME CORE MEMORIES HOLY SHIT. I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THESE. THE POWER THAT YOU HAVE NISA
"You could be terrible in ways that I have no way of even knowing" is the reason I don't go on many dates
I started sighing when “Thick thighs matter” came on the screen and I haven’t stopped yet. At some point, I need to breath in, but my exasperation hasn’t decreased enough yet.
This lasted exactly how long it took for me to wash my dishes. Thank you!
12:15 dress is giving me strong nostalgia for childhood most-popular-doll-in-the-school-toy-box doll dresses. like that is early 2000s doll dress fabric. i can feel the smooth, stretchiness through the screen. it is leaving glittery residue on my fingers as i type this.
Thank you for the "why am I the only one serving" that will be staying with me that's in my vernacular now
i am also guilty of watching hbomb's plagiarism video several times already, it has replaced my rewatching of the oof and the vaccine videos
I immediately rewatched like 3 times. Will do it again in 2 months
I want an invite to Chris and Elizabeth's wedding. I bet her dress is GORGEOUS (And scandalously torn by the end of the evening)
The cheese grater monologue was genius, truly you are an artist with words.
I can’t fathom someone trying to feel degraded by imagining themself as the dress in the cheese grater story, but if anyone has managed such a feat, I’d love to hear their life story.
I was crying laughing at the snowman sweatshirt degradation bit these videos are so good
The Giant Sentient Cheese Grater story is the most entertaining diversion I’ve ever heard in one of these videos
“Labia Cardigan” absolutely sent me 😂😂😂
This vid helped me through my tummy ache on the toilet
I want to frame this comment
literally just got food and said to myself "i need another window shopping to be made..." and THIS APPEARED omg... my power
stories like chris the cheese grater is why i love your channel
not calling the flyaway cardigan the l*bia cardigan.🤣 I love that style of cardigan. Yes I am a millennial.
Saaaaaame, on both fronts! The red/black & white/black chevron labia cardigan are so cute, lolol
dozing off in the middle of the video and waking up during the cheese grater story is a jarring experience
Started the video, immediately worried I was having a stroke. 10/10 would themoodat again
That dress is using it’s paisley powers to convince you to sell 31 bags tbh
10:52 The "faith" shirt with the huge cross being next to the ass out panties is killing me
paisley paisley makes the girls go craisley
21:14 This garment is actually insane. Like this is so perfectly horribly concocted, im stunned. I mean it is genius, truly this whole sheet of fabric with this diabolically unironic tacky t-shirt text print on it, that has just been sewn on the sides, it is so low effort im cackling!!! The thought of any person wearing this unironically is too much; I don't know what else to say. "Was" $17.19 but now can be acquired for only $11.19, we are lucky to exist at the same time as this estimated -35% off deal. Computer destroy this garment from existence!! Now computer!!!
I feel better about my first thought upon seeing that paisley dress was “sperm”. 😂 glad it’s not just me lol
i was gonna say mitochondria lol it looked like a ms frizzle dress
"fat women love dressing like big cats" made me laugh bc im wearing a leopard print turtleneck rn. i do like dressing like a big cat but i hate just pops of cat print, i prefer a skirt or shirt to be that pattern entirely
"Do you have nipples? Are you tired of that?" Nisa you are EVERYTHING and I love you
Thanks for this video! Can’t wait to share it to my upline after I take out another loan to get a storage locker for my 50,000 nail polish strips 😌
Thank you for the cheese grater story 24:58
I am born in 1999. I often forget my age. Now I will always remember that I'm 50 because of this video. Thanks Nisa ❤️
We had the exact same reaction to the hbomberguy video my husband is sick of me at that point every few hours im like “and you know what else …” and hes sick of me lmaoo
My partner was exhausted by me, too. He then decided to watch it because "I might as well hear the information first hand at this rate". Now he's binging all of Harris' videos & I couldn't be happier, lololol
The paisley Martha Stewart comment is exactly why I subscribe to this fabulous channel
"...is like your grandparent dying" honest2 gid took me OUT
"what in the I can haz cheezburger" was my exact thought at that "plz use it" brain t-shirt pLEASE
Its 8:15 on a sunday but you bet when i saw this video on my feed i poured myself a glass of way-too-sweet red wine and slipped into a bubble bath
Uni exams are a bitch thank u so much for posting, i litreally feel like I'm dying
that cheese grater monologue had me DYINGGGGGGH
The cheese grater fic is sending me
Im so proud of you for even figuring out how to read that first shirt
the frutiger metro mention was like a flashbang to the brain. thank you
this is one of the funniest window shoppings maybe even THE funniest.
Just in time for winter weather! I can wear clothes that light my hidden nethers aflame! 😂
......the cheese grater story really set the tone for the end of the year
in awe of your improv storytelling prowess
i used to be obsessed with rage comics in elementary school I’d come home every day from learning long division and get on rage comic sites
im paitently waiting for a cheese grater related screenplay
that first shirt makes me so phisically upset it's wild
i couldn't imagine myself as one of the articles of clothing being degraded, but i could put myself in the place of both someone inordinately drawn to audio content that makes me Feel Something in a socially unacceptable way And someone with a complicated relationship with putting a piece of onesself out there to be experienced by others and being perceived in ways that while technically are positive, maybe i didn't intend and/or am not sure to what extent i did intend...
idk i still think the latter doesn't need to hear all the weird shit going on in the brain of the former tbh
The word you’re looking for is seminiferous tubules (thanks for drilling that into my head dr. Walling)
I was SO immersed in the cheese grater story
IS THIS ONE UNIT OF PAISLEY I CANNOT
This is the cheese grater content we deserve
fleece lined stuff is so good tho! especially with that cold wave that hit last month when you could see ppl skiing just on the side of the road! im a cold cold girl and i need all the warmth i can get. i wore those fleece lined tights under pants to go out with
i wasn’t prepared for the derp meme
i think a part of me was reawakened
like the beast from a fairy tail awakening from a centuries long slumber
but it’s just memories from the late 00s / super early 2010s
Your videos make me forget my depression for a bit.
girl imagine being in COLLEGE when those crude memes were primo comedy of the Internet 😭
I literally LIVE for these window shopping videos! YYAASSS
Thank you miss Nisa nisipisa for gracing my Christmas sock knitting frenzy with your presence💖💖💖
She's back!! 😤👌🌟🌟
your entrancing storytelling made up for every ai generated sweatshop labor produced garment we had to endure this video
This video has been haunting my recommendations
Another entertainment highlight. This is more important to me than Christmas, my birthday or the moon landing. Thank you so much 🎀
that first shirt is a new age rorschach test with about the same usefulness
ive been subscribed for a while and only pop in occasionally but this video was so funny im definitely gonna start watching these videos more often!!!!! 💛
That dress in the thumbnail kinda gives “training stage in an early 2000s fighting game” realness
NEEDED an upload tonight…. u really came thru girl
1:13 I literally choked on my food when the picture of the shirt popped up
Nisipisa is exactly who I needed to hear from this evening
2:37 it’s Neue Schönhauser Straße in Berlin Mitte
cheese grater story was so beautiful thanks for blessing us with it
every window shop video you make glues a little piece of my heart back together. (especially the cheese grater story pls finish it)
The cheese grater story was so perfect and I get lost in it as I was watching the video I literally sent it to my friend cause I was like this is the funniest thing ever but it’s not just funny it’s so good 😭
They studied them and found out that only 95% of people who attempt an MLM makes any profit from it. And of the ones that do, most make an extra couple hundred dollars a month. They did an investigation in a podcast called The Dream, it’s great
i think there’s a typo in there lol
I was just thinking, 'I remember Nisa spoiling the iron giant to diss a piece of clothing before?' and then I saw the paisley dress and realised I'd watched this video when it came out, and it is in fact, not new 😭
the commentary is GOLD
13:38 Cleo De Nile would EAT that dress up
The cheese grater lore was everything
Liked for the cheese grater story
Loving the cheese grater sidebar
I had the exact desktop background trauma experience 😂
I was so invested in the cheese grater story
i loved the world building in this episode
i actually winced at that leopard print be kind shirt... jump scare....
"Frutiger metro funeral" 😭😭😭
happy holidays miss pisa :)) thanks for the bountiful content this year, hope 2024 is kind to you
You’re very funny and I like you a lot. Your videos feel like hanging out with a cool sibling I don’t have.