What Happens when Poland Submits to Germany?

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Poland in Hoi4 kinda sucks, so I figured, If we cant beat Germany, Join them!!!
    / discord

Комментарии • 389

  • @MasterJay246
    @MasterJay246 2 месяца назад +465

    mussolini being called a lion tamer and losing to the british who have lions as national animal is so funny to me

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +36

      Fr lol

    • @Yourlocalwordrobe
      @Yourlocalwordrobe 2 месяца назад +6

      mf wasnt a lion tamer

    • @icybabol221
      @icybabol221 2 месяца назад +12

      cat tamer for sure

    • @AlBanoCarrisi0ff
      @AlBanoCarrisi0ff 2 месяца назад +10

      @@icybabol221 he loved cats lmao. I think one of his daughters/sons once said that he had a cat and he sometimes sat on his chair and he just let him stay there and sat on other chairs

    • @FoxariumForever
      @FoxariumForever 2 месяца назад +7

      @@AlBanoCarrisi0ff This is why I love Mussolini.

  • @sirfrancis8732
    @sirfrancis8732 2 месяца назад +73

    Dude went to declare independence from germany and Adolf was just like "yeah sure, you deserve it bro :)" and then you just betrayed his trust, how rude lmao

  • @Artur-dg8zp
    @Artur-dg8zp 2 месяца назад +603

    im polish and you did it in russian accent

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +153

      Woops lol

    • @Burritodude227
      @Burritodude227 2 месяца назад +8

      How do you pronounce it then?

    • @Grey_Pigeon
      @Grey_Pigeon 2 месяца назад +12

      Who cares?😂

    • @utiafbwakyugdbas
      @utiafbwakyugdbas 2 месяца назад +71

      @@Burritodude227 dwójka = dvuyka

    • @ougasinge
      @ougasinge 2 месяца назад +78

      ​@@Grey_Pigeon Me, i care

  • @Justgaming-il4nb
    @Justgaming-il4nb 2 месяца назад +54

    Wow, when he said he was bad, i did not expect him to be THIS bad

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +7

      ummm, yeah i suck lol

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon 2 месяца назад +21

      @@Jimarkus Kind of refreshing though since a lot of paradox tubers only upload the 10th run that went perfect, and even sometimes cheat.
      You and a few like Laith will show the fails and suffering.

  • @shipsability
    @shipsability 2 месяца назад +181

    Did something like this as Romania Communist, I was calling Stalin "papa stalin" and he gave me lend leases

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +17

      Lol 😆

    • @mr.trollman.
      @mr.trollman. 2 месяца назад +1

      How! Tell me

    • @shipsability
      @shipsability 2 месяца назад +1

      @@mr.trollman. Spam improve relations, join their faction, turn communist

    • @mr.trollman.
      @mr.trollman. 2 месяца назад +1

      @@shipsability thank you papa tank

    • @jessiehiers4567
      @jessiehiers4567 2 месяца назад +1

      No

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 2 месяца назад +209

    Maybe remaining in the Axis was better than trying to fight an OP axis

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +27

      Lol probably, but that's lame

  • @Dziebo_
    @Dziebo_ 2 месяца назад +202

    As a polish person im outraged

    • @Artur-dg8zp
      @Artur-dg8zp 2 месяца назад +3

      me also

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +30

      My bad 😬

    • @Frogs2005
      @Frogs2005 2 месяца назад +6

      It’s a game

    • @kio7596
      @kio7596 2 месяца назад +1

      And im happy Except Poznań

    • @SerbianLifter997
      @SerbianLifter997 2 месяца назад

      "as a polish plumber I'm butthurt"
      okay Janusz.

  • @legitHarry
    @legitHarry 2 месяца назад +45

    Quick tip when reading Polish: Pronounce the „j” like an english „i” and pronounce the „g” using the same pronunciation as in the name „Gordon”.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +4

      thx for the advice man

    • @ratisgood4448
      @ratisgood4448 2 месяца назад +1

      j am gordoning to federal prjson

    • @LicvinTrol
      @LicvinTrol Месяц назад +1

      Also sz = sh, cz = ch, and letters with ’ in them are soft. (well except ó, it's pronounced as u)

  • @Guns_Blazin
    @Guns_Blazin 2 месяца назад +54

    Looks like Bittersteel might have a new disaster save on his hands here (you should totally send it btw)

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +5

      HMMMM good idea

  • @suitednoob
    @suitednoob 2 месяца назад +34

    23:35 ayo whats that

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +4

      Ummm..... don't expose me 😵‍💫

    • @suitednoob
      @suitednoob 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Jimarkus ahh~~

    • @TheBucketSkill
      @TheBucketSkill 2 месяца назад +1

      @@suitednoob god why'd you put those 2 letters after ahh

  • @axiernassiri8062
    @axiernassiri8062 2 месяца назад +9

    Jimarkus: gib independance
    Mr Smitler: ok
    Jimarkus: visible confusion

  • @JacobFraps
    @JacobFraps 2 месяца назад +25

    Your the only hoi4 youtubers whose humor i like

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +5

      Thx man

    • @WappleFan
      @WappleFan Месяц назад

      yeah bc he’s not afraid if it gets him demonetized which is based

  • @vHxpnotic-pl
    @vHxpnotic-pl 2 месяца назад +11

    DWOSZKA!
    💀💀
    IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!

  • @notyourfox
    @notyourfox 2 месяца назад +9

    You should use more army group frontlines and less right clicks. Use single army frontlines only for concentrated attacks, but not for the whole front. When marking an army group frontline you should use Shift+RMB rather than just RMB to mix the armies. Never overconcentrate your army and don't leave frontlines unmanned and unmanaged, even if you are not at war
    Also don't use defensive line to defend a front. You lose one tile and troops will automatically try to get back there and it may easily result in high casualties. Also you don't get any planning bonus from that.
    When you are fighting on all fronts you should prepare an offensive on one and completely seal the rest shut. To do so, you have to use infantry with some artillery support and at least lvl 2 engineers (the more the merrier), AA support and battalions and also AT support if there are a lot of enemy tanks. Those should also have the bonuses and width appropriate for their terrain.
    If possible add some artillery and forts on top, draw an army group front line with an attack plan to get the bonus. You may also add Static Warfare army idea on top and assign Ambusher trait to generals and Unyielding Defender for a field marshal. That is a recipe for an impenetrable defense.
    Only if you are sure that your defense is solid you can choose a front where you attack. Always try going for encirclements and do them manually, but you should still use an army group attack plan for the planning bonus

    • @silversnakeanimations79
      @silversnakeanimations79 Месяц назад

      blud wrote an entire guide for hoi4 😭 🙏

    • @notyourfox
      @notyourfox Месяц назад

      @@silversnakeanimations79 Well, I could do it, I wanted to give some advice, so I did it

  • @Base1Roger
    @Base1Roger 2 месяца назад +26

    Doing what to mr german ruler? 🤨

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      It's in the title lol 😆

    • @Trilogine
      @Trilogine 2 месяца назад

      @@Jimarkus 1:24 🤨

    • @Base1Roger
      @Base1Roger 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Jimarkusbaguett hmmmm

  • @jacobroeske2380
    @jacobroeske2380 2 месяца назад +32

    Like if u don't know how to do Navy in hoi4 👇 (W vid)

    • @Bulbs_Productions
      @Bulbs_Productions 2 месяца назад +1

      Like begger

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      Thx, but I do know how to navy

    • @jacobroeske2380
      @jacobroeske2380 2 месяца назад

      @@Bulbs_Productions Its an honest statement

    • @jacobroeske2380
      @jacobroeske2380 2 месяца назад

      @@Jimarkus teach me your ways, navy tutorial?

    • @Cyro_77
      @Cyro_77 2 месяца назад

      ​@@jacobroeske2380its an honest statement 👆🤓

  • @romanfish133
    @romanfish133 2 месяца назад +43

    Guys!! Bully him in the comments, NOW

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +3

      Nooooooo 😨

    • @semajniomet981
      @semajniomet981 2 месяца назад

      Nah, I'm good.
      ...
      ......
      Ignoring the fact that I'm not Polish, so I'd be the pot calling the kettle black if I did.

  • @Ian501st
    @Ian501st 2 месяца назад +5

    The polish watching this in suffering, also great video

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +2

      Thx man, yeah lots of poles watch my channel, I'm sorry for their ears

    • @muszynskistanisaw8773
      @muszynskistanisaw8773 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Jimarkus as an Pole atleast you invaded germany at the end (you should commit reset character tho)

  • @stubbydinosaur4332
    @stubbydinosaur4332 2 месяца назад +16

    daddy germany 😫

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +4

      Hey man I had to survive

  • @definitelynotstalin4306
    @definitelynotstalin4306 2 месяца назад +5

    I did this once, the allies forgot to put boats in the channel for so i ended up naval invading Britain. The game started to break down during the soviet invasion though. It just started to crash whenever i loaded that particular save.

  • @callofduty3114
    @callofduty3114 2 месяца назад +6

    Your videos are amazing man

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      I appreciate that!

  • @Otzar987
    @Otzar987 2 месяца назад +6

    Don’t worry, it’s pride month, so you are excused

  • @baribari1000
    @baribari1000 Месяц назад +1

    probably the funniest hoi4 vid i've seen in a long time. maybe my humor's broken who knows

  • @evanwillett1635
    @evanwillett1635 2 месяца назад +1

    ha this was the best chill hoi4 gameplay I've seen! keep up the good work!
    +Sub

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      Thanks for subbing!

  • @scpfun1438
    @scpfun1438 2 месяца назад +1

    i lost this amazing channel for months, i remembered it, my life is now complete

  • @wrtekcz538
    @wrtekcz538 2 месяца назад +8

    What the hell is up with those noises 😂

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      I'm weird

    • @dingus543
      @dingus543 2 месяца назад

      @@Jimarkus nuh uh

    • @xftjlas8296
      @xftjlas8296 2 месяца назад

      He's alright I like him

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 8 дней назад

    The words of Alex the rambler cas is king and him crying in pain when you have no cas

  • @nikodemgrzelak7120
    @nikodemgrzelak7120 17 дней назад +1

    We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

  • @krisz5846
    @krisz5846 2 месяца назад +3

    I would really like to play some multiplayer with this guy.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      maybe one day ill host an rp game

  • @shadowfigure001
    @shadowfigure001 2 месяца назад +4

    make a video about only using modern day ukraine templates

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      That could be fun

    • @shadowfigure001
      @shadowfigure001 2 месяца назад

      @@Jimarkus if you want, i have all the templates ready, i can send them in discord

    • @shadowfigure001
      @shadowfigure001 2 месяца назад

      whats even funnier is i asked the same idea to both Aldrahill and ThatGuyFromCollege aswell...

  • @v4bis445
    @v4bis445 2 месяца назад +1

    hi bro, great video, to start playing which dlc do you recommend me to use?

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      depends on what countries you like

    • @v4bis445
      @v4bis445 2 месяца назад

      @@Jimarkus axis countries / commintern countries ??

    • @arthurmartinezsantana6407
      @arthurmartinezsantana6407 2 месяца назад

      ​​@@v4bis445The only axis country that actually has a dlc is italy, you can get it with "by blood alone". As for the commintern you have "no step back" which expends the soviet union and polish focus tree

  • @imp1kamil
    @imp1kamil Месяц назад +1

    Sanaszja, Romen Dmorawski XDDD, o kurwa...
    If you want play better Poland download Historical Poland Redux

  • @enriquegarcia7207
    @enriquegarcia7207 2 месяца назад +2

    Amazing content!!!!!!

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      Glad you think so!

  • @gigachad8425
    @gigachad8425 2 месяца назад +2

    3:24 you actually pronounced that right weirdly thats a fact but it was right

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      I said something right? Lets go

  • @xftjlas8296
    @xftjlas8296 2 месяца назад

    Enjoyed your video keep it up. The middle of no where forts killed me but its refreshing not seeing a min-max game play

  • @Johnny11512
    @Johnny11512 2 месяца назад +1

    Sigma rizz skibidi toilet

  • @normalguy7860
    @normalguy7860 2 месяца назад +11

    This game is so ahistorical. In real history Polish nationalists fought with National socialista. One of the National camp even was killed in con. Camp. In reality Bolesław Piasecki created an anti nazi militia called Confederation of the nation and fought for indepence. Also Roman Dmowski was strict anti german, and he saw a possibility to form alliance with soviets against Germany.

    • @Ian501st
      @Ian501st 2 месяца назад

      Huh, good to know

    • @normalguy7860
      @normalguy7860 2 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Ian501st Also Roman Dmowski shouldnt be leader of the faction. In this time he had very bad health. Also ideologically Polish nationalists are not fascists. They should be as authoritharian/non aligned faction. To be honest sanation government which was in power in Poland in that historical period was closely to fascist ideology.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +3

      Man paradox needs to so some research

    • @antoniopro410
      @antoniopro410 2 месяца назад

      Who ordered a yappuchino?

  • @RandooGaming
    @RandooGaming 2 месяца назад +1

    To be honest no one has ever done this. I thought it was a mod at first

  • @funnysoldier7641
    @funnysoldier7641 2 месяца назад +1

    Bro really said to Mr Adolf... Daddy

  • @Imperialist-Chicken
    @Imperialist-Chicken 2 месяца назад +1

    Any other polish path:
    Kingdom of Poland paths: 🧏‍♂️🤫

  • @matewue
    @matewue 15 дней назад

    As a Czech I’m outraged for the pronunciations as well.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 месяца назад

    Ah yes Poland can into space but the catch is that Poland has to simp for Germany run be like: 🇵🇱😎👍💀✊

  • @somethinglikecorma4252
    @somethinglikecorma4252 2 месяца назад +2

    "Fa-laa-n-jist"
    I believe it's "Faa-lang-ist"

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      hmmmm ur probably right, thx for advice

  • @greenappleand10mothers10
    @greenappleand10mothers10 Месяц назад

    4:08 "Ask the Belgians how well Neutrality defended them in 1914"

  • @DemonicNebula
    @DemonicNebula Месяц назад +1

    when swpped universe goes to far💀💀

  • @januszcebulayt7863
    @januszcebulayt7863 7 дней назад

    Yeah, at least you tried.
    It wasn't correct, but at least you tried

  • @mxufazred3967
    @mxufazred3967 2 месяца назад +1

    Ahegao Poland? NOWAY🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @remakefreddy9170
    @remakefreddy9170 2 месяца назад +1

    Im polish and german and don’t know what to think about what is happening in this video.

  • @silversnakeanimations79
    @silversnakeanimations79 Месяц назад +1

    1:50 as another slavic you did it almost right but the „j“ is pronounced „i“ and you stress the „w“ thats how it’s pronounced

  • @edisoncatanimates
    @edisoncatanimates 2 месяца назад +1

    1:14 had me

  • @alexthedemon2203
    @alexthedemon2203 2 месяца назад

    Poland basically chose the friends who always ditch you at parties

  • @LicvinTrol
    @LicvinTrol Месяц назад

    1:58 Jimarkus be like: BABUSHKA!

  • @Norge_Wolfeler1944
    @Norge_Wolfeler1944 14 дней назад +1

    bro really played poland in the worst possible way, wtf man

  • @MyBrainIsRock
    @MyBrainIsRock 2 месяца назад

    7:03 ask our dad for permission Was so funny

  • @timmyturner327
    @timmyturner327 2 месяца назад

    Props for surviving as Poland for so long.

  • @MoravianProductions
    @MoravianProductions 2 месяца назад +1

    i am THE WORST in Hoi4 i cant even defeat abyssinia in a month also i always struggle as germany to conquer france and the benelux

  • @JarekHardysz
    @JarekHardysz 18 дней назад

    that word was more like "dvooyka"

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 2 месяца назад

    Lore of Simping for Germany as Poland ( Hearts of Iron 4 ) momentum 100

  • @kio7596
    @kio7596 2 месяца назад +6

    adolf never wanted poznan and katowice he only wanted danzig so idk why the game is so unhistorical

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      i mean, yeah this game is wack

    • @kio7596
      @kio7596 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Jimarkus someone made it half asleep lol

    • @jugosexual8791
      @jugosexual8791 6 дней назад

      hitler didnt want *only danzig*, it was the casus belli (if you see Danzig history in ww2, you would understand it was a MESS), but in reality Hitler wanted all the german speaking parts of polands, and Poznan and Katowice where germans at the time

  • @SunilDachmann-mg7mm
    @SunilDachmann-mg7mm 2 месяца назад +2

    Me thinking the agencies name was dë Vodka

  • @adolfkitler7278
    @adolfkitler7278 2 месяца назад +1

    best video ever

  • @charmyzard
    @charmyzard Месяц назад

    Dishonor before death.

  • @ElPabloGaming
    @ElPabloGaming Месяц назад

    bro that Dwójka russian accent just killed me. it's read like d-v-oo-y-k-ah. sound it out in your mind if you want lol

  • @Just8gor
    @Just8gor Месяц назад

    The worst path for Poland paradox made, realistically and historically speaking. Dmowski wasn't a fascist, and he wasn't pro nazi

  • @mateejsmid9223
    @mateejsmid9223 2 месяца назад +1

    Maybe upload it as a disaster save and let people handle that situation! I still think it is doable :)

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      hmmm ur right, someone who is good at the game can probably do it!

    • @rohanleblancsloan9651
      @rohanleblancsloan9651 Месяц назад

      @@Jimarkus Bitt3rsteel maybe?

  • @Ihavpickle
    @Ihavpickle 28 дней назад

    I liked and subscribed

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  27 дней назад

      thx

    • @Ihavpickle
      @Ihavpickle 27 дней назад

      @@Jimarkus only for yoy my lord

  • @tunganhnguyen909
    @tunganhnguyen909 2 месяца назад

    Yo dude, love the vibe of your videos man. But I think your videos would be better quality if you put your back into it, like plan your move ahead, the idea of backstabbing hitler was great, you could have won that

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      yeah im sure i could have, it probably would have taken a while, I suck at this game lol

  • @Faudziak
    @Faudziak Месяц назад +1

    I love this song (my pierwsza brygada! Strzelecka gromada, na stos rzuciliśmy nasz życia los na stos na stos ❤)

  • @Nater_Po_Tater
    @Nater_Po_Tater 24 дня назад

    As an English speaker I'm not outraged

  • @alleviatedaubergine8130
    @alleviatedaubergine8130 2 месяца назад +3

    POV: There’s actually 3 different Political Parties in the DPRK 🇰🇵

  • @connor7272
    @connor7272 Месяц назад

    “I’m not very good at hearts of iron”
    That’s the thing, no one is

  • @lavincen
    @lavincen 2 месяца назад +1

    awesome video

  • @p2l-simp
    @p2l-simp Месяц назад +1

    Oh god the border gore

  • @Kortifexiii
    @Kortifexiii 2 месяца назад

    this is very high quality content

  • @irontexts8607
    @irontexts8607 2 месяца назад

    Ooh ah, every 5 sec belike😂❤

  • @TimoWW2
    @TimoWW2 2 месяца назад

    First video ive seen from you and im already subscribing nice content man🔥🔥

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +1

      Appreciate it

  • @bannerjay3347
    @bannerjay3347 2 месяца назад

    2:00 My ears have been cursed in ways unimagineable

  • @user-qg6xz7lb7y
    @user-qg6xz7lb7y 26 дней назад +1

    Dwojka means 2.

  • @janosik9103
    @janosik9103 2 месяца назад +1

    I hate paradox for making Roman Dmowski patch a german puppet

  • @AdidasDoge1
    @AdidasDoge1 2 месяца назад +2

    day/video 12 of asking for a world conquest as switzerland

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад +2

      You are dedicated lol

    • @AdidasDoge1
      @AdidasDoge1 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Jimarkus The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
      He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
      He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
      He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
      He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
      He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
      He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
      He has endeavored to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
      He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
      He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
      He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
      He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
      He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
      He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
      For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
      For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
      For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
      For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
      For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
      For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
      For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
      For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
      For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
      He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
      He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
      He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
      He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
      He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
      In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
      Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
      We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

  • @ratisgood4448
    @ratisgood4448 2 месяца назад

    Give me eat orange

  • @SerowyKról-CheeseKing
    @SerowyKról-CheeseKing 2 месяца назад

    Why in word ,,Konfederacja", you didnt pronounce the d letter?

  • @not_averge
    @not_averge Месяц назад

    Y you always attack cities and miss the easiest encirclements?

  • @xQueshi
    @xQueshi 2 месяца назад +2

    Falanga was quite good but you need to pronounce "a" like in fact , like hard a

  • @johncalabro8710
    @johncalabro8710 2 месяца назад

    The Allies can be so dumb sometimes in the game, just make peace with Poland. Nothing is as bad as the Italians in the game though

  • @kage1x5300
    @kage1x5300 2 месяца назад +1

    Was it fun?

  • @LicvinTrol
    @LicvinTrol Месяц назад

    11:57 no matter what ideology ruzzians would choose, the would stay imperialists, as they always were.

  • @alperenbaytimur
    @alperenbaytimur 2 месяца назад

    Bro how do you not have more subs, you definetly deserve more man, keep up the good work❤

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      Working on it!

  • @JamesMcIntire-jv8hd
    @JamesMcIntire-jv8hd 2 месяца назад +1

    You don’t need anti-tank in single player. The AI does not know how to make actual tank divisions. They use more of a historical tank template. The AI does not know how to make actual tank templates. You don’t need an tank at all. You’re just wasting manpower and resources.

  • @Gav_1936
    @Gav_1936 2 месяца назад

    did this way way back in no step back but never declared my independence, then by blood alone dropped and i couldnt play my poland game anymore

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      that sucks, yeah declaring independence is fun, even though its kinda hard to stay alive.

  • @bubek8u
    @bubek8u 2 месяца назад

    1:59 it's "dvooykah" (with silent h)

  • @ominösersüddeutscher
    @ominösersüddeutscher 2 месяца назад

    We have reversable hoeism in HOI4 before GTA6

  • @noobyham7887
    @noobyham7887 3 дня назад

    Why no tanks?

  • @ParoK1
    @ParoK1 2 месяца назад

    24:51 looking at this hurts

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 8 дней назад

    Bitter steel or Alex the rambler
    Easy fix!

  • @aushshsushshsh5224
    @aushshsushshsh5224 2 месяца назад +1

    Ironically simping for USSR is better cuz you can get your land back

    • @emag69420
      @emag69420 2 месяца назад +1

      yap

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      well well well that might have to be the next video

  • @johncalabro8710
    @johncalabro8710 2 месяца назад

    Can you play as Italy but go down to Italy First on the Foreign Affairs. Also do the Focus Spanish-Italian Alliance.

  • @JacobFraps
    @JacobFraps 2 месяца назад +1

    I used too drink 4 engery drinks a day

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      Lol 😆 I thought I had too many

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      Thx

    • @JacobFraps
      @JacobFraps 2 месяца назад

      @@Jimarkus everyone is just 1 energy drink awak from being okay 🙂

  • @davidmakuc1070
    @davidmakuc1070 2 месяца назад

    how come you have such a big focus tree, when i play mine is a lot smaller, did you pay some subscribtions?

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  2 месяца назад

      i have most the dlcs so thats probably why

    • @davidmakuc1070
      @davidmakuc1070 2 месяца назад

      @@Jimarkus oh so you need dlcs for bigger focus trees?

    • @arthurmartinezsantana6407
      @arthurmartinezsantana6407 2 месяца назад

      ​​​​@@davidmakuc1070Yes, hoi4 has a lot of dlcs and country packs that expend/add focus trees along with new game mechanics. Unfortunately, they are a bit expansive, but you can always wait for a steam sale. Speaking of which, there is currently happening, set to end on july 11, so if you're interested in buying some you should probably do it now.

  • @MarcanMC
    @MarcanMC 2 месяца назад

    Poland without balls: