Dude went to declare independence from germany and Adolf was just like "yeah sure, you deserve it bro :)" and then you just betrayed his trust, how rude lmao
@@icybabol221 he loved cats lmao. I think one of his daughters/sons once said that he had a cat and he sometimes sat on his chair and he just let him stay there and sat on other chairs
@@Jimarkus Kind of refreshing though since a lot of paradox tubers only upload the 10th run that went perfect, and even sometimes cheat. You and a few like Laith will show the fails and suffering.
Most semi popular hoi4 youtubers cheat, around the 500 to 80000 subs range is where it's most prevalent. If you go through backlogs of many hoi4 youtubers you can find a video where they spawn in 40000 fighters, or a war where you can see they took near zero casualties. You can absolutely 'cheese' the games war system. VERY easily with fighter+paradrop spam. Even if you don't instantly capitulate a country, you can just take out a countries backlines with paratroopers and then run them down when they have no supplies because of how no step back changed the game without accounting for stuff like paratroopers. The reality is, they're just really really awful at the game but they want to make that hoi4 ad revenue, or they have imposter syndrome. If you have an entertaining personality, that's actually enough for content. Hoi4 is just a backdrop for humor and fun and imagination. Some people don't get that. Isorrowproductions is the staple for edgy brainrotted zoomerhumor, and he used to be really god awful at hoi4 and editing and even finishing games, frequently he'd just frontline battleplan+AFK and then add commentary over in post in the early days. Just saying it's not a surprise that he's bad, most hoi4 youtubers are.
You should use more army group frontlines and less right clicks. Use single army frontlines only for concentrated attacks, but not for the whole front. When marking an army group frontline you should use Shift+RMB rather than just RMB to mix the armies. Never overconcentrate your army and don't leave frontlines unmanned and unmanaged, even if you are not at war Also don't use defensive line to defend a front. You lose one tile and troops will automatically try to get back there and it may easily result in high casualties. Also you don't get any planning bonus from that. When you are fighting on all fronts you should prepare an offensive on one and completely seal the rest shut. To do so, you have to use infantry with some artillery support and at least lvl 2 engineers (the more the merrier), AA support and battalions and also AT support if there are a lot of enemy tanks. Those should also have the bonuses and width appropriate for their terrain. If possible add some artillery and forts on top, draw an army group front line with an attack plan to get the bonus. You may also add Static Warfare army idea on top and assign Ambusher trait to generals and Unyielding Defender for a field marshal. That is a recipe for an impenetrable defense. Only if you are sure that your defense is solid you can choose a front where you attack. Always try going for encirclements and do them manually, but you should still use an army group attack plan for the planning bonus
I did this once, the allies forgot to put boats in the channel for so i ended up naval invading Britain. The game started to break down during the soviet invasion though. It just started to crash whenever i loaded that particular save.
This game is so ahistorical. In real history Polish nationalists fought with National socialista. One of the National camp even was killed in con. Camp. In reality Bolesław Piasecki created an anti nazi militia called Confederation of the nation and fought for indepence. Also Roman Dmowski was strict anti german, and he saw a possibility to form alliance with soviets against Germany.
@@Ian501st Also Roman Dmowski shouldnt be leader of the faction. In this time he had very bad health. Also ideologically Polish nationalists are not fascists. They should be as authoritharian/non aligned faction. To be honest sanation government which was in power in Poland in that historical period was closely to fascist ideology.
@@v4bis445The only axis country that actually has a dlc is italy, you can get it with "by blood alone". As for the commintern you have "no step back" which expends the soviet union and polish focus tree
English is kind of a frankenstain of languages where you read things diffrently then how they are spelt, where as in polish you read it like it's written, for example sanacja is sanacja, and not szanasja.
You don’t need anti-tank in single player. The AI does not know how to make actual tank divisions. They use more of a historical tank template. The AI does not know how to make actual tank templates. You don’t need an tank at all. You’re just wasting manpower and resources.
I mean, you said "Falanga" and "Sanacja" just like a normal polish person would said, but the other words... naaaah, they sounded like you were drunk russian eating half rotten potato
Yo dude, love the vibe of your videos man. But I think your videos would be better quality if you put your back into it, like plan your move ahead, the idea of backstabbing hitler was great, you could have won that
im a pole, im at the third minute of the vid and actually you pronounced falanga right, endencja only the en and dwójka only the dw dwójka is like dwoouykah and endencja is: en, de is like "the" and ncja is like nsya
in Slavic languages, the "j" is pronounced like "y" (consonant, not vowel), so Dwójka is pronounced something like "dvo-iy-kah" (not pronouncing the h, its just there so you dont pronounce it the "a" as "ae") Endecja doesn't even have an s... anyways, its pronounced as "En-dēts-yah" (the second e is pronounced for a bit longer) Sanacja is pronounced as "Sah-nats-yah" ("c" in Slavic languages is pronounced as "ts") Ignacy Mościcki's name is pronounced something like "Eeg-natsi Mozh-tsits-ki" Roman Dmowski's last name is pronounced as "D-mov-ski" (But you did pronounce his first name correctly) Zaolzie is pronounced as "Zah-ohl-zheh" Edward's name is pronounced as "Ed-vard Ruudzh Shmeeg-wi" ( the "Ł" is a polish-exclusive letter, pronounced like the english "w")
@@Jimarkus The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavored to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
hitler didnt want *only danzig*, it was the casus belli (if you see Danzig history in ww2, you would understand it was a MESS), but in reality Hitler wanted all the german speaking parts of polands, and Poznan and Katowice where germans at the time
bro when playimg hopi4 try to keep your army organized. like stop assigning different orders in normal situations where its just one front use the army group as the front line
Dude went to declare independence from germany and Adolf was just like "yeah sure, you deserve it bro :)" and then you just betrayed his trust, how rude lmao
mussolini being called a lion tamer and losing to the british who have lions as national animal is so funny to me
Fr lol
mf wasnt a lion tamer
cat tamer for sure
@@icybabol221 he loved cats lmao. I think one of his daughters/sons once said that he had a cat and he sometimes sat on his chair and he just let him stay there and sat on other chairs
@@AlBanoCarrisi0ff This is why I love Mussolini.
Maybe remaining in the Axis was better than trying to fight an OP axis
Lol probably, but that's lame
im polish and you did it in russian accent
Woops lol
How do you pronounce it then?
Who cares?😂
@@Burritodude227 dwójka = dvuyka
@@Grey_Pigeon Me, i care
Wow, when he said he was bad, i did not expect him to be THIS bad
ummm, yeah i suck lol
@@Jimarkus Kind of refreshing though since a lot of paradox tubers only upload the 10th run that went perfect, and even sometimes cheat.
You and a few like Laith will show the fails and suffering.
Most semi popular hoi4 youtubers cheat, around the 500 to 80000 subs range is where it's most prevalent. If you go through backlogs of many hoi4 youtubers you can find a video where they spawn in 40000 fighters, or a war where you can see they took near zero casualties.
You can absolutely 'cheese' the games war system. VERY easily with fighter+paradrop spam. Even if you don't instantly capitulate a country, you can just take out a countries backlines with paratroopers and then run them down when they have no supplies because of how no step back changed the game without accounting for stuff like paratroopers.
The reality is, they're just really really awful at the game but they want to make that hoi4 ad revenue, or they have imposter syndrome.
If you have an entertaining personality, that's actually enough for content. Hoi4 is just a backdrop for humor and fun and imagination. Some people don't get that. Isorrowproductions is the staple for edgy brainrotted zoomerhumor, and he used to be really god awful at hoi4 and editing and even finishing games, frequently he'd just frontline battleplan+AFK and then add commentary over in post in the early days.
Just saying it's not a surprise that he's bad, most hoi4 youtubers are.
I do(nt) mean to brag but i think im worse
@@Jimarkus coming from the guy who beat Germany in elite💀
As a polish person im outraged
me also
My bad 😬
It’s a game
And im happy Except Poznań
"as a polish plumber I'm butthurt"
okay Janusz.
Did something like this as Romania Communist, I was calling Stalin "papa stalin" and he gave me lend leases
Lol 😆
How! Tell me
@@mr.trollman. Spam improve relations, join their faction, turn communist
@@shipsability thank you papa tank
No
Looks like Bittersteel might have a new disaster save on his hands here (you should totally send it btw)
HMMMM good idea
Quick tip when reading Polish: Pronounce the „j” like an english „i” and pronounce the „g” using the same pronunciation as in the name „Gordon”.
thx for the advice man
j am gordoning to federal prjson
Also sz = sh, cz = ch, and letters with ’ in them are soft. (well except ó, it's pronounced as u)
@@ratisgood4448 lol
paradox youtubers don’t study foreign languages, pearls before swine
You should use more army group frontlines and less right clicks. Use single army frontlines only for concentrated attacks, but not for the whole front. When marking an army group frontline you should use Shift+RMB rather than just RMB to mix the armies. Never overconcentrate your army and don't leave frontlines unmanned and unmanaged, even if you are not at war
Also don't use defensive line to defend a front. You lose one tile and troops will automatically try to get back there and it may easily result in high casualties. Also you don't get any planning bonus from that.
When you are fighting on all fronts you should prepare an offensive on one and completely seal the rest shut. To do so, you have to use infantry with some artillery support and at least lvl 2 engineers (the more the merrier), AA support and battalions and also AT support if there are a lot of enemy tanks. Those should also have the bonuses and width appropriate for their terrain.
If possible add some artillery and forts on top, draw an army group front line with an attack plan to get the bonus. You may also add Static Warfare army idea on top and assign Ambusher trait to generals and Unyielding Defender for a field marshal. That is a recipe for an impenetrable defense.
Only if you are sure that your defense is solid you can choose a front where you attack. Always try going for encirclements and do them manually, but you should still use an army group attack plan for the planning bonus
blud wrote an entire guide for hoi4 😭 🙏
@@silversnakeanimations79 Well, I could do it, I wanted to give some advice, so I did it
I did this once, the allies forgot to put boats in the channel for so i ended up naval invading Britain. The game started to break down during the soviet invasion though. It just started to crash whenever i loaded that particular save.
probably the funniest hoi4 vid i've seen in a long time. maybe my humor's broken who knows
Lol 😆
Jimarkus: gib independance
Mr Smitler: ok
Jimarkus: visible confusion
Lol 😆
DWOSZKA!
💀💀
IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!
uhhhhh
4:08 "Ask the Belgians how well Neutrality defended them in 1914"
@@greenappleand10mothers10 Yes
23:35 ayo whats that
Ummm..... don't expose me 😵💫
@@Jimarkus ahh~~
@@suitednoob god why'd you put those 2 letters after ahh
Your the only hoi4 youtubers whose humor i like
Thx man
yeah bc he’s not afraid if it gets him demonetized which is based
Agreed
The polish watching this in suffering, also great video
Thx man, yeah lots of poles watch my channel, I'm sorry for their ears
@@Jimarkus as an Pole atleast you invaded germany at the end (you should commit reset character tho)
Doing what to mr german ruler? 🤨
It's in the title lol 😆
@@Jimarkus 1:24 🤨
@@Jimarkusbaguett hmmmm
The moral of the story is to never ever rely on the allies as Poland
daddy germany 😫
Hey man I had to survive
Your videos are amazing man
I appreciate that!
ha this was the best chill hoi4 gameplay I've seen! keep up the good work!
+Sub
Thanks for subbing!
3:24 you actually pronounced that right weirdly thats a fact but it was right
I said something right? Lets go
i lost this amazing channel for months, i remembered it, my life is now complete
12:45 Bro, i understand that polish is difficult. But reading it with russian accent should be war crime
I would really like to play some multiplayer with this guy.
maybe one day ill host an rp game
Guys!! Bully him in the comments, NOW
Nooooooo 😨
Nah, I'm good.
...
......
Ignoring the fact that I'm not Polish, so I'd be the pot calling the kettle black if I did.
What the hell is up with those noises 😂
I'm weird
@@Jimarkus nuh uh
Poland basically chose the friends who always ditch you at parties
"It´s not gay if you like it."
It´s not gay if I use my hands.
- Brooklyn guy, SML
Don’t worry, it’s pride month, so you are excused
LMAO
21:38
"And isn't it true that you named one of your divisions "die Hitler die"?"
"Oh no, thats German for "the Hitler the"!"
"Its not gay if you like it" actually made me spit out my food
"Fa-laa-n-jist"
I believe it's "Faa-lang-ist"
hmmmm ur probably right, thx for advice
2:00 correctly to pronounce it is "Dvuyka"
4:13 it's Sanacya
5:03 Ignatsyy Mos'c'iń'skyy
5:58 Roman Dmovsky
8:43 Edvard Ryydzh-S'mighwyy
To be honest no one has ever done this. I thought it was a mod at first
Any other polish path:
Kingdom of Poland paths: 🧏♂️🤫
The words of Alex the rambler cas is king and him crying in pain when you have no cas
1:59 MY EARS, DWOJKA PRONOUNCE LIKE DWOIKA
Bro how do you not have more subs, you definetly deserve more man, keep up the good work❤
Working on it!
This game is so ahistorical. In real history Polish nationalists fought with National socialista. One of the National camp even was killed in con. Camp. In reality Bolesław Piasecki created an anti nazi militia called Confederation of the nation and fought for indepence. Also Roman Dmowski was strict anti german, and he saw a possibility to form alliance with soviets against Germany.
Huh, good to know
@@Ian501st Also Roman Dmowski shouldnt be leader of the faction. In this time he had very bad health. Also ideologically Polish nationalists are not fascists. They should be as authoritharian/non aligned faction. To be honest sanation government which was in power in Poland in that historical period was closely to fascist ideology.
Man paradox needs to so some research
Who ordered a yappuchino?
I love this song (my pierwsza brygada! Strzelecka gromada, na stos rzuciliśmy nasz życia los na stos na stos ❤)
honestly sometimes seeing someone lose is more entertaining than seeing them win.
bro that Dwójka russian accent just killed me. it's read like d-v-oo-y-k-ah. sound it out in your mind if you want lol
hi bro, great video, to start playing which dlc do you recommend me to use?
depends on what countries you like
@@Jimarkus axis countries / commintern countries ??
@@v4bis445The only axis country that actually has a dlc is italy, you can get it with "by blood alone". As for the commintern you have "no step back" which expends the soviet union and polish focus tree
English is kind of a frankenstain of languages where you read things diffrently then how they are spelt, where as in polish you read it like it's written, for example sanacja is sanacja, and not szanasja.
Im polish and german and don’t know what to think about what is happening in this video.
Name of the movie 0:20?
Something polish about Warsaw Uprising ("Miasto 44" or "Kamienie na Szaniec")
Maybe upload it as a disaster save and let people handle that situation! I still think it is doable :)
hmmm ur right, someone who is good at the game can probably do it!
@@Jimarkus Bitt3rsteel maybe?
Like if u don't know how to do Navy in hoi4 👇 (W vid)
Like begger
Thx, but I do know how to navy
@@oldchannelnotusedanymore Its an honest statement
@@Jimarkus teach me your ways, navy tutorial?
@@jacobroeske2380its an honest statement 👆🤓
i am THE WORST in Hoi4 i cant even defeat abyssinia in a month also i always struggle as germany to conquer france and the benelux
2:00 My ears have been cursed in ways unimagineable
LMAO
Dwojka means 2.
The worst path for Poland paradox made, realistically and historically speaking. Dmowski wasn't a fascist, and he wasn't pro nazi
Me thinking the agencies name was dë Vodka
lol
Tbh it’s really similar
Props for surviving as Poland for so long.
1:50 as another slavic you did it almost right but the „j“ is pronounced „i“ and you stress the „w“ thats how it’s pronounced
make a video about only using modern day ukraine templates
That could be fun
@@Jimarkus if you want, i have all the templates ready, i can send them in discord
whats even funnier is i asked the same idea to both Aldrahill and ThatGuyFromCollege aswell...
did this way way back in no step back but never declared my independence, then by blood alone dropped and i couldnt play my poland game anymore
that sucks, yeah declaring independence is fun, even though its kinda hard to stay alive.
I hate paradox for making Roman Dmowski patch a german puppet
First video ive seen from you and im already subscribing nice content man🔥🔥
Appreciate it
when swpped universe goes to far💀💀
1:58 Jimarkus be like: BABUSHKA!
Sigma rizz skibidi toilet
You don’t need anti-tank in single player. The AI does not know how to make actual tank divisions. They use more of a historical tank template. The AI does not know how to make actual tank templates. You don’t need an tank at all. You’re just wasting manpower and resources.
The ge4mans got confused by how the allies got to denmark
this is very high quality content
Thx
Ah yes Poland can into space but the catch is that Poland has to simp for Germany run be like: 🇵🇱😎👍💀✊
Amazing content!!!!!!
Glad you think so!
“I’m not very good at hearts of iron”
That’s the thing, no one is
Kałach is good at this game
youre making me learn how to play hoi4
Can you play as Italy but go down to Italy First on the Foreign Affairs. Also do the Focus Spanish-Italian Alliance.
Lore of Simping for Germany as Poland ( Hearts of Iron 4 ) momentum 100
POV: There’s actually 3 different Political Parties in the DPRK 🇰🇵
I mean, you said "Falanga" and "Sanacja" just like a normal polish person would said, but the other words... naaaah, they sounded like you were drunk russian eating half rotten potato
we are still Slavs so have a better knowledge of Polish pronunciations than your average anglo
@@pc_suffering6941 Bro, i'm from poland 💀💀
@@Maks09111 and I'm from Russia (well, at least now) and I cringe when foreigners butcher Slavic words and names
@@pc_suffering6941 I just kinda laugh at it, not at them, but how it sounds
7:03 ask our dad for permission Was so funny
lol
As a Czech I’m outraged for the pronunciations as well.
Yo dude, love the vibe of your videos man. But I think your videos would be better quality if you put your back into it, like plan your move ahead, the idea of backstabbing hitler was great, you could have won that
yeah im sure i could have, it probably would have taken a while, I suck at this game lol
1:59 it's "dvooykah" (with silent h)
You have zero manpower in reserve that's going to come back to bite you in the ass lol
The way he said Endecja makes me want to commiy multiple cases of [Redacted]
Atleast he pronounced Falanga correctly
lol, my bad
@@Jimarkus also you pronounce it like end-e-c-i-a idk if you understand
Bro really said to Mr Adolf... Daddy
im a pole, im at the third minute of the vid and actually you pronounced falanga right, endencja only the en and dwójka only the dw
dwójka is like dwoouykah and endencja is: en, de is like "the" and ncja is like nsya
Sanaszja, Romen Dmorawski XDDD, o kurwa...
If you want play better Poland download Historical Poland Redux
Bro said dwoszka isnstead of dwójka lol
in Slavic languages, the "j" is pronounced like "y" (consonant, not vowel), so Dwójka is pronounced something like "dvo-iy-kah" (not pronouncing the h, its just there so you dont pronounce it the "a" as "ae")
Endecja doesn't even have an s... anyways, its pronounced as "En-dēts-yah" (the second e is pronounced for a bit longer)
Sanacja is pronounced as "Sah-nats-yah" ("c" in Slavic languages is pronounced as "ts")
Ignacy Mościcki's name is pronounced something like "Eeg-natsi Mozh-tsits-ki"
Roman Dmowski's last name is pronounced as "D-mov-ski" (But you did pronounce his first name correctly)
Zaolzie is pronounced as "Zah-ohl-zheh"
Edward's name is pronounced as "Ed-vard Ruudzh Shmeeg-wi" ( the "Ł" is a polish-exclusive letter, pronounced like the english "w")
Ironically simping for USSR is better cuz you can get your land back
yap
well well well that might have to be the next video
Right Wing: defend Poland at all costs
Left Wing:
We have reversable hoeism in HOI4 before GTA6
Yeah, at least you tried.
It wasn't correct, but at least you tried
day/video 12 of asking for a world conquest as switzerland
You are dedicated lol
@@Jimarkus The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
He has endeavored to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Ahegao Poland? NOWAY🤯🤯🤯🤯
Why no tanks?
When I play as Germany, I make friends with Poland.
That's nice ☺️
@@Jimarkus As the German Empire
@@Jimarkus Still, we are good friends. One time, Poland colonized Australia.
adolf never wanted poznan and katowice he only wanted danzig so idk why the game is so unhistorical
i mean, yeah this game is wack
@@Jimarkus someone made it half asleep lol
hitler didnt want *only danzig*, it was the casus belli (if you see Danzig history in ww2, you would understand it was a MESS), but in reality Hitler wanted all the german speaking parts of polands, and Poznan and Katowice where germans at the time
bro when playimg hopi4 try to keep your army organized. like stop assigning different orders in normal situations where its just one front use the army group as the front line
1:58 it would be "dvuyka" in English pronunciation.
Poland without balls: