What Happens when Poland Submits to Germany?

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  • Опубликовано: 26 дек 2024

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  • @sirfrancis8732
    @sirfrancis8732 5 месяцев назад +274

    Dude went to declare independence from germany and Adolf was just like "yeah sure, you deserve it bro :)" and then you just betrayed his trust, how rude lmao

  • @MasterJay246
    @MasterJay246 6 месяцев назад +693

    mussolini being called a lion tamer and losing to the british who have lions as national animal is so funny to me

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +53

      Fr lol

    • @Yourlocalwordrobe
      @Yourlocalwordrobe 6 месяцев назад +9

      mf wasnt a lion tamer

    • @icybabol221
      @icybabol221 6 месяцев назад +16

      cat tamer for sure

    • @AlBanoCarrisi0ff
      @AlBanoCarrisi0ff 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@icybabol221 he loved cats lmao. I think one of his daughters/sons once said that he had a cat and he sometimes sat on his chair and he just let him stay there and sat on other chairs

    • @Foxarium
      @Foxarium 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@AlBanoCarrisi0ff This is why I love Mussolini.

  • @hydronpowers9014
    @hydronpowers9014 6 месяцев назад +283

    Maybe remaining in the Axis was better than trying to fight an OP axis

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +39

      Lol probably, but that's lame

  • @Artur-dg8zp
    @Artur-dg8zp 6 месяцев назад +869

    im polish and you did it in russian accent

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +222

      Woops lol

    • @Burritodude227
      @Burritodude227 6 месяцев назад +13

      How do you pronounce it then?

    • @Grey_Pigeon
      @Grey_Pigeon 6 месяцев назад +22

      Who cares?😂

    • @utiafbwakyugdbas
      @utiafbwakyugdbas 6 месяцев назад +105

      @@Burritodude227 dwójka = dvuyka

    • @ougasinge
      @ougasinge 6 месяцев назад +120

      ​@@Grey_Pigeon Me, i care

  • @Justgaming-il4nb
    @Justgaming-il4nb 6 месяцев назад +129

    Wow, when he said he was bad, i did not expect him to be THIS bad

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +17

      ummm, yeah i suck lol

    • @resentfuldragon
      @resentfuldragon 6 месяцев назад +41

      @@Jimarkus Kind of refreshing though since a lot of paradox tubers only upload the 10th run that went perfect, and even sometimes cheat.
      You and a few like Laith will show the fails and suffering.

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird 3 месяца назад

      Most semi popular hoi4 youtubers cheat, around the 500 to 80000 subs range is where it's most prevalent. If you go through backlogs of many hoi4 youtubers you can find a video where they spawn in 40000 fighters, or a war where you can see they took near zero casualties.
      You can absolutely 'cheese' the games war system. VERY easily with fighter+paradrop spam. Even if you don't instantly capitulate a country, you can just take out a countries backlines with paratroopers and then run them down when they have no supplies because of how no step back changed the game without accounting for stuff like paratroopers.
      The reality is, they're just really really awful at the game but they want to make that hoi4 ad revenue, or they have imposter syndrome.
      If you have an entertaining personality, that's actually enough for content. Hoi4 is just a backdrop for humor and fun and imagination. Some people don't get that. Isorrowproductions is the staple for edgy brainrotted zoomerhumor, and he used to be really god awful at hoi4 and editing and even finishing games, frequently he'd just frontline battleplan+AFK and then add commentary over in post in the early days.
      Just saying it's not a surprise that he's bad, most hoi4 youtubers are.

    • @galaxytaba4640
      @galaxytaba4640 3 месяца назад +1

      I do(nt) mean to brag but i think im worse

    • @Tonkatabatko
      @Tonkatabatko Месяц назад

      @@Jimarkus coming from the guy who beat Germany in elite💀

  • @Dziebo_
    @Dziebo_ 6 месяцев назад +257

    As a polish person im outraged

    • @Artur-dg8zp
      @Artur-dg8zp 6 месяцев назад +3

      me also

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +38

      My bad 😬

    • @Frogs2005
      @Frogs2005 6 месяцев назад +9

      It’s a game

    • @kio7596
      @kio7596 6 месяцев назад +1

      And im happy Except Poznań

    • @SerbianLifter997
      @SerbianLifter997 5 месяцев назад

      "as a polish plumber I'm butthurt"
      okay Janusz.

  • @shipsability
    @shipsability 6 месяцев назад +218

    Did something like this as Romania Communist, I was calling Stalin "papa stalin" and he gave me lend leases

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +19

      Lol 😆

    • @mr.trollman.
      @mr.trollman. 6 месяцев назад +1

      How! Tell me

    • @shipsability
      @shipsability 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@mr.trollman. Spam improve relations, join their faction, turn communist

    • @mr.trollman.
      @mr.trollman. 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@shipsability thank you papa tank

    • @jessiehiers4567
      @jessiehiers4567 6 месяцев назад +1

      No

  • @Guns_Blazin
    @Guns_Blazin 6 месяцев назад +76

    Looks like Bittersteel might have a new disaster save on his hands here (you should totally send it btw)

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +7

      HMMMM good idea

  • @legitHarry
    @legitHarry 6 месяцев назад +54

    Quick tip when reading Polish: Pronounce the „j” like an english „i” and pronounce the „g” using the same pronunciation as in the name „Gordon”.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +6

      thx for the advice man

    • @ratisgood4448
      @ratisgood4448 5 месяцев назад +3

      j am gordoning to federal prjson

    • @LicvinTrol
      @LicvinTrol 5 месяцев назад +3

      Also sz = sh, cz = ch, and letters with ’ in them are soft. (well except ó, it's pronounced as u)

    • @anim8trdude
      @anim8trdude 3 месяца назад +1

      @@ratisgood4448 lol

    • @Podzhagitel
      @Podzhagitel 2 месяца назад

      paradox youtubers don’t study foreign languages, pearls before swine

  • @notyourfox
    @notyourfox 5 месяцев назад +18

    You should use more army group frontlines and less right clicks. Use single army frontlines only for concentrated attacks, but not for the whole front. When marking an army group frontline you should use Shift+RMB rather than just RMB to mix the armies. Never overconcentrate your army and don't leave frontlines unmanned and unmanaged, even if you are not at war
    Also don't use defensive line to defend a front. You lose one tile and troops will automatically try to get back there and it may easily result in high casualties. Also you don't get any planning bonus from that.
    When you are fighting on all fronts you should prepare an offensive on one and completely seal the rest shut. To do so, you have to use infantry with some artillery support and at least lvl 2 engineers (the more the merrier), AA support and battalions and also AT support if there are a lot of enemy tanks. Those should also have the bonuses and width appropriate for their terrain.
    If possible add some artillery and forts on top, draw an army group front line with an attack plan to get the bonus. You may also add Static Warfare army idea on top and assign Ambusher trait to generals and Unyielding Defender for a field marshal. That is a recipe for an impenetrable defense.
    Only if you are sure that your defense is solid you can choose a front where you attack. Always try going for encirclements and do them manually, but you should still use an army group attack plan for the planning bonus

    • @silversnakeanimations79
      @silversnakeanimations79 4 месяца назад +1

      blud wrote an entire guide for hoi4 😭 🙏

    • @notyourfox
      @notyourfox 4 месяца назад +2

      @@silversnakeanimations79 Well, I could do it, I wanted to give some advice, so I did it

  • @definitelynotstalin4306
    @definitelynotstalin4306 6 месяцев назад +7

    I did this once, the allies forgot to put boats in the channel for so i ended up naval invading Britain. The game started to break down during the soviet invasion though. It just started to crash whenever i loaded that particular save.

  • @baribari1000
    @baribari1000 5 месяцев назад +4

    probably the funniest hoi4 vid i've seen in a long time. maybe my humor's broken who knows

  • @axiernassiri8062
    @axiernassiri8062 5 месяцев назад +17

    Jimarkus: gib independance
    Mr Smitler: ok
    Jimarkus: visible confusion

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  5 месяцев назад +2

      Lol 😆

  • @vHxpnotic-pl
    @vHxpnotic-pl 6 месяцев назад +18

    DWOSZKA!
    💀💀
    IM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!

  • @greenappleand10mothers10
    @greenappleand10mothers10 5 месяцев назад +3

    4:08 "Ask the Belgians how well Neutrality defended them in 1914"

    • @MangoeThe
      @MangoeThe 10 дней назад

      @@greenappleand10mothers10 Yes

  • @suitednoob
    @suitednoob 6 месяцев назад +43

    23:35 ayo whats that

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +4

      Ummm..... don't expose me 😵‍💫

    • @suitednoob
      @suitednoob 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@Jimarkus ahh~~

    • @TheBucketSkill
      @TheBucketSkill 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@suitednoob god why'd you put those 2 letters after ahh

  • @JacobFraps
    @JacobFraps 6 месяцев назад +28

    Your the only hoi4 youtubers whose humor i like

  • @Ian501st
    @Ian501st 6 месяцев назад +6

    The polish watching this in suffering, also great video

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +2

      Thx man, yeah lots of poles watch my channel, I'm sorry for their ears

    • @muszynskistanisaw8773
      @muszynskistanisaw8773 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@Jimarkus as an Pole atleast you invaded germany at the end (you should commit reset character tho)

  • @Base1Roger
    @Base1Roger 6 месяцев назад +31

    Doing what to mr german ruler? 🤨

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +3

      It's in the title lol 😆

    • @Trilogine
      @Trilogine 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jimarkus 1:24 🤨

    • @Base1Roger
      @Base1Roger 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Jimarkusbaguett hmmmm

  • @doctorvondoom6368
    @doctorvondoom6368 2 месяца назад +3

    The moral of the story is to never ever rely on the allies as Poland

  • @stubbydinosaur4332
    @stubbydinosaur4332 6 месяцев назад +24

    daddy germany 😫

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +4

      Hey man I had to survive

  • @callofduty3114
    @callofduty3114 6 месяцев назад +6

    Your videos are amazing man

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      I appreciate that!

  • @evanwillett1635
    @evanwillett1635 6 месяцев назад +2

    ha this was the best chill hoi4 gameplay I've seen! keep up the good work!
    +Sub

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      Thanks for subbing!

  • @gigachad8425
    @gigachad8425 6 месяцев назад +5

    3:24 you actually pronounced that right weirdly thats a fact but it was right

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      I said something right? Lets go

  • @scpfun1438
    @scpfun1438 6 месяцев назад +1

    i lost this amazing channel for months, i remembered it, my life is now complete

  • @antarest7196
    @antarest7196 2 месяца назад +1

    12:45 Bro, i understand that polish is difficult. But reading it with russian accent should be war crime

  • @krisz5846
    @krisz5846 6 месяцев назад +3

    I would really like to play some multiplayer with this guy.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      maybe one day ill host an rp game

  • @romanfish133
    @romanfish133 6 месяцев назад +48

    Guys!! Bully him in the comments, NOW

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +3

      Nooooooo 😨

    • @semajniomet981
      @semajniomet981 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, I'm good.
      ...
      ......
      Ignoring the fact that I'm not Polish, so I'd be the pot calling the kettle black if I did.

  • @wrtekcz538
    @wrtekcz538 6 месяцев назад +8

    What the hell is up with those noises 😂

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      I'm weird

    • @dingus543
      @dingus543 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jimarkus nuh uh

  • @alexthedemon2203
    @alexthedemon2203 5 месяцев назад +1

    Poland basically chose the friends who always ditch you at parties

  • @cherry59603
    @cherry59603 18 дней назад

    "It´s not gay if you like it."
    It´s not gay if I use my hands.
    - Brooklyn guy, SML

  • @galCheri
    @galCheri 6 месяцев назад +8

    Don’t worry, it’s pride month, so you are excused

  • @JudgeHortler
    @JudgeHortler Месяц назад

    21:38
    "And isn't it true that you named one of your divisions "die Hitler die"?"
    "Oh no, thats German for "the Hitler the"!"

  • @derser6
    @derser6 3 месяца назад

    "Its not gay if you like it" actually made me spit out my food

  • @somethinglikecorma4252
    @somethinglikecorma4252 6 месяцев назад +3

    "Fa-laa-n-jist"
    I believe it's "Faa-lang-ist"

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      hmmmm ur probably right, thx for advice

  • @klonermp22
    @klonermp22 16 дней назад

    2:00 correctly to pronounce it is "Dvuyka"
    4:13 it's Sanacya
    5:03 Ignatsyy Mos'c'iń'skyy
    5:58 Roman Dmovsky
    8:43 Edvard Ryydzh-S'mighwyy

  • @RandooGaming
    @RandooGaming 5 месяцев назад +1

    To be honest no one has ever done this. I thought it was a mod at first

  • @Imperialist-Chicken
    @Imperialist-Chicken 6 месяцев назад +1

    Any other polish path:
    Kingdom of Poland paths: 🧏‍♂️🤫

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 3 месяца назад

    The words of Alex the rambler cas is king and him crying in pain when you have no cas

  • @goblin5152
    @goblin5152 8 дней назад

    1:59 MY EARS, DWOJKA PRONOUNCE LIKE DWOIKA

  • @alperenbaytimur
    @alperenbaytimur 6 месяцев назад +1

    Bro how do you not have more subs, you definetly deserve more man, keep up the good work❤

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      Working on it!

  • @normalkolo34
    @normalkolo34 6 месяцев назад +16

    This game is so ahistorical. In real history Polish nationalists fought with National socialista. One of the National camp even was killed in con. Camp. In reality Bolesław Piasecki created an anti nazi militia called Confederation of the nation and fought for indepence. Also Roman Dmowski was strict anti german, and he saw a possibility to form alliance with soviets against Germany.

    • @Ian501st
      @Ian501st 6 месяцев назад

      Huh, good to know

    • @normalkolo34
      @normalkolo34 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Ian501st Also Roman Dmowski shouldnt be leader of the faction. In this time he had very bad health. Also ideologically Polish nationalists are not fascists. They should be as authoritharian/non aligned faction. To be honest sanation government which was in power in Poland in that historical period was closely to fascist ideology.

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +3

      Man paradox needs to so some research

    • @antoniopro410
      @antoniopro410 6 месяцев назад

      Who ordered a yappuchino?

  • @Faudziak
    @Faudziak 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love this song (my pierwsza brygada! Strzelecka gromada, na stos rzuciliśmy nasz życia los na stos na stos ❤)

  • @mattk791
    @mattk791 3 месяца назад

    honestly sometimes seeing someone lose is more entertaining than seeing them win.

  • @ElPabloGaming
    @ElPabloGaming 4 месяца назад

    bro that Dwójka russian accent just killed me. it's read like d-v-oo-y-k-ah. sound it out in your mind if you want lol

  • @v4bis445
    @v4bis445 6 месяцев назад +1

    hi bro, great video, to start playing which dlc do you recommend me to use?

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      depends on what countries you like

    • @v4bis445
      @v4bis445 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jimarkus axis countries / commintern countries ??

    • @arthurmartinezsantana6407
      @arthurmartinezsantana6407 5 месяцев назад

      ​​@@v4bis445The only axis country that actually has a dlc is italy, you can get it with "by blood alone". As for the commintern you have "no step back" which expends the soviet union and polish focus tree

  • @grzybek901
    @grzybek901 Месяц назад

    English is kind of a frankenstain of languages where you read things diffrently then how they are spelt, where as in polish you read it like it's written, for example sanacja is sanacja, and not szanasja.

  • @remakefreddy9170
    @remakefreddy9170 6 месяцев назад +1

    Im polish and german and don’t know what to think about what is happening in this video.

  • @taskentlutsow2110
    @taskentlutsow2110 3 месяца назад +3

    Name of the movie 0:20?

    • @kristupaslupownas
      @kristupaslupownas 3 месяца назад +1

      Something polish about Warsaw Uprising ("Miasto 44" or "Kamienie na Szaniec")

  • @mateejsmid9223
    @mateejsmid9223 6 месяцев назад +1

    Maybe upload it as a disaster save and let people handle that situation! I still think it is doable :)

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      hmmm ur right, someone who is good at the game can probably do it!

    • @SonicHusky
      @SonicHusky 5 месяцев назад

      @@Jimarkus Bitt3rsteel maybe?

  • @jacobroeske2380
    @jacobroeske2380 6 месяцев назад +34

    Like if u don't know how to do Navy in hoi4 👇 (W vid)

    • @oldchannelnotusedanymore
      @oldchannelnotusedanymore 6 месяцев назад +1

      Like begger

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      Thx, but I do know how to navy

    • @jacobroeske2380
      @jacobroeske2380 6 месяцев назад

      @@oldchannelnotusedanymore Its an honest statement

    • @jacobroeske2380
      @jacobroeske2380 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jimarkus teach me your ways, navy tutorial?

    • @Cyro_77
      @Cyro_77 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@jacobroeske2380its an honest statement 👆🤓

  • @MoravianProductions
    @MoravianProductions 5 месяцев назад +1

    i am THE WORST in Hoi4 i cant even defeat abyssinia in a month also i always struggle as germany to conquer france and the benelux

  • @bannerjay3347
    @bannerjay3347 6 месяцев назад

    2:00 My ears have been cursed in ways unimagineable

  • @FilipKurkowski-g5y
    @FilipKurkowski-g5y 4 месяца назад +2

    Dwojka means 2.

  • @Just8gor
    @Just8gor 5 месяцев назад

    The worst path for Poland paradox made, realistically and historically speaking. Dmowski wasn't a fascist, and he wasn't pro nazi

  • @SunilDachmann-mg7mm
    @SunilDachmann-mg7mm 6 месяцев назад +3

    Me thinking the agencies name was dë Vodka

  • @timmyturner327
    @timmyturner327 6 месяцев назад

    Props for surviving as Poland for so long.

  • @silversnakeanimations79
    @silversnakeanimations79 4 месяца назад +1

    1:50 as another slavic you did it almost right but the „j“ is pronounced „i“ and you stress the „w“ thats how it’s pronounced

  • @shadowfigure001
    @shadowfigure001 6 месяцев назад +4

    make a video about only using modern day ukraine templates

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      That could be fun

    • @shadowfigure001
      @shadowfigure001 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jimarkus if you want, i have all the templates ready, i can send them in discord

    • @shadowfigure001
      @shadowfigure001 6 месяцев назад

      whats even funnier is i asked the same idea to both Aldrahill and ThatGuyFromCollege aswell...

  • @Gav_1936
    @Gav_1936 6 месяцев назад

    did this way way back in no step back but never declared my independence, then by blood alone dropped and i couldnt play my poland game anymore

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      that sucks, yeah declaring independence is fun, even though its kinda hard to stay alive.

  • @janosik9103
    @janosik9103 6 месяцев назад +1

    I hate paradox for making Roman Dmowski patch a german puppet

  • @TimoTheSlovak
    @TimoTheSlovak 6 месяцев назад

    First video ive seen from you and im already subscribing nice content man🔥🔥

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      Appreciate it

  • @Comet_Nebula-DemonicComet
    @Comet_Nebula-DemonicComet 5 месяцев назад +1

    when swpped universe goes to far💀💀

  • @LicvinTrol
    @LicvinTrol 5 месяцев назад

    1:58 Jimarkus be like: BABUSHKA!

  • @Johnny11512
    @Johnny11512 5 месяцев назад +2

    Sigma rizz skibidi toilet

  • @JamesMcIntire-jv8hd
    @JamesMcIntire-jv8hd 6 месяцев назад +2

    You don’t need anti-tank in single player. The AI does not know how to make actual tank divisions. They use more of a historical tank template. The AI does not know how to make actual tank templates. You don’t need an tank at all. You’re just wasting manpower and resources.

  • @whassup7175
    @whassup7175 3 месяца назад

    The ge4mans got confused by how the allies got to denmark

  • @Kortifexiii
    @Kortifexiii 6 месяцев назад

    this is very high quality content

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 5 месяцев назад

    Ah yes Poland can into space but the catch is that Poland has to simp for Germany run be like: 🇵🇱😎👍💀✊

  • @enriquegarcia7207
    @enriquegarcia7207 6 месяцев назад +2

    Amazing content!!!!!!

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      Glad you think so!

  • @connor7272
    @connor7272 5 месяцев назад

    “I’m not very good at hearts of iron”
    That’s the thing, no one is

    • @ptasznik5973
      @ptasznik5973 3 месяца назад

      Kałach is good at this game

  • @PerPek_
    @PerPek_ 26 дней назад

    youre making me learn how to play hoi4

  • @johncalabro8710
    @johncalabro8710 5 месяцев назад

    Can you play as Italy but go down to Italy First on the Foreign Affairs. Also do the Focus Spanish-Italian Alliance.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 5 месяцев назад

    Lore of Simping for Germany as Poland ( Hearts of Iron 4 ) momentum 100

  • @alleviatedaubergine8130
    @alleviatedaubergine8130 6 месяцев назад +3

    POV: There’s actually 3 different Political Parties in the DPRK 🇰🇵

  • @Maks09111
    @Maks09111 6 месяцев назад +1

    I mean, you said "Falanga" and "Sanacja" just like a normal polish person would said, but the other words... naaaah, they sounded like you were drunk russian eating half rotten potato

    • @pc_suffering6941
      @pc_suffering6941 6 месяцев назад +1

      we are still Slavs so have a better knowledge of Polish pronunciations than your average anglo

    • @Maks09111
      @Maks09111 6 месяцев назад

      @@pc_suffering6941 Bro, i'm from poland 💀💀

    • @pc_suffering6941
      @pc_suffering6941 6 месяцев назад

      @@Maks09111 and I'm from Russia (well, at least now) and I cringe when foreigners butcher Slavic words and names

    • @Maks09111
      @Maks09111 6 месяцев назад

      @@pc_suffering6941 I just kinda laugh at it, not at them, but how it sounds

  • @LurkenYT
    @LurkenYT 6 месяцев назад

    7:03 ask our dad for permission Was so funny

  • @matewue
    @matewue 4 месяца назад

    As a Czech I’m outraged for the pronunciations as well.

  • @tunganhnguyen909
    @tunganhnguyen909 6 месяцев назад

    Yo dude, love the vibe of your videos man. But I think your videos would be better quality if you put your back into it, like plan your move ahead, the idea of backstabbing hitler was great, you could have won that

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      yeah im sure i could have, it probably would have taken a while, I suck at this game lol

  • @bubek8u
    @bubek8u 6 месяцев назад

    1:59 it's "dvooykah" (with silent h)

  • @EternalAnglo
    @EternalAnglo 2 месяца назад

    You have zero manpower in reserve that's going to come back to bite you in the ass lol

  • @Yourlocalwordrobe
    @Yourlocalwordrobe 6 месяцев назад

    The way he said Endecja makes me want to commiy multiple cases of [Redacted]
    Atleast he pronounced Falanga correctly

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +1

      lol, my bad

    • @Yourlocalwordrobe
      @Yourlocalwordrobe 6 месяцев назад

      @@Jimarkus also you pronounce it like end-e-c-i-a idk if you understand

  • @funnysoldier7641
    @funnysoldier7641 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bro really said to Mr Adolf... Daddy

  • @purplegpo7993
    @purplegpo7993 2 месяца назад

    im a pole, im at the third minute of the vid and actually you pronounced falanga right, endencja only the en and dwójka only the dw
    dwójka is like dwoouykah and endencja is: en, de is like "the" and ncja is like nsya

  • @imp1kamil
    @imp1kamil 4 месяца назад +1

    Sanaszja, Romen Dmorawski XDDD, o kurwa...
    If you want play better Poland download Historical Poland Redux

  • @Polish_Knightt
    @Polish_Knightt 4 месяца назад +1

    Bro said dwoszka isnstead of dwójka lol

  • @YugoslavForever
    @YugoslavForever 2 дня назад

    in Slavic languages, the "j" is pronounced like "y" (consonant, not vowel), so Dwójka is pronounced something like "dvo-iy-kah" (not pronouncing the h, its just there so you dont pronounce it the "a" as "ae")
    Endecja doesn't even have an s... anyways, its pronounced as "En-dēts-yah" (the second e is pronounced for a bit longer)
    Sanacja is pronounced as "Sah-nats-yah" ("c" in Slavic languages is pronounced as "ts")
    Ignacy Mościcki's name is pronounced something like "Eeg-natsi Mozh-tsits-ki"
    Roman Dmowski's last name is pronounced as "D-mov-ski" (But you did pronounce his first name correctly)
    Zaolzie is pronounced as "Zah-ohl-zheh"
    Edward's name is pronounced as "Ed-vard Ruudzh Shmeeg-wi" ( the "Ł" is a polish-exclusive letter, pronounced like the english "w")

  • @aushshsushshsh5224
    @aushshsushshsh5224 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ironically simping for USSR is better cuz you can get your land back

    • @emag69420
      @emag69420 6 месяцев назад +1

      yap

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      well well well that might have to be the next video

  • @3chmidt
    @3chmidt 5 месяцев назад +1

    Right Wing: defend Poland at all costs
    Left Wing:

  • @ominösersüddeutscher
    @ominösersüddeutscher 5 месяцев назад

    We have reversable hoeism in HOI4 before GTA6

  • @januszcebulayt7863
    @januszcebulayt7863 3 месяца назад

    Yeah, at least you tried.
    It wasn't correct, but at least you tried

  • @AdidasDoge1
    @AdidasDoge1 6 месяцев назад +2

    day/video 12 of asking for a world conquest as switzerland

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад +2

      You are dedicated lol

    • @AdidasDoge1
      @AdidasDoge1 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jimarkus The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
      He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
      He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
      He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
      He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
      He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
      He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
      He has endeavored to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
      He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
      He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
      He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
      He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
      He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
      He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
      For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
      For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
      For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
      For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
      For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
      For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
      For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
      For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
      For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
      He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
      He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
      He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
      He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
      He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
      In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
      Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
      We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

  • @nikodemgrzelak7120
    @nikodemgrzelak7120 4 месяца назад +1

    We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

  • @mxufazred3967
    @mxufazred3967 6 месяцев назад +1

    Ahegao Poland? NOWAY🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @noobyham7887
    @noobyham7887 3 месяца назад +1

    Why no tanks?

  • @christiansalcedoii9632
    @christiansalcedoii9632 6 месяцев назад

    When I play as Germany, I make friends with Poland.

  • @kio7596
    @kio7596 6 месяцев назад +6

    adolf never wanted poznan and katowice he only wanted danzig so idk why the game is so unhistorical

    • @Jimarkus
      @Jimarkus  6 месяцев назад

      i mean, yeah this game is wack

    • @kio7596
      @kio7596 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jimarkus someone made it half asleep lol

    • @jugosexual8791
      @jugosexual8791 3 месяца назад

      hitler didnt want *only danzig*, it was the casus belli (if you see Danzig history in ww2, you would understand it was a MESS), but in reality Hitler wanted all the german speaking parts of polands, and Poznan and Katowice where germans at the time

  • @mazenessam1480
    @mazenessam1480 6 месяцев назад

    bro when playimg hopi4 try to keep your army organized. like stop assigning different orders in normal situations where its just one front use the army group as the front line

  • @LicvinTrol
    @LicvinTrol 5 месяцев назад

    1:58 it would be "dvuyka" in English pronunciation.

  • @MarcanMC
    @MarcanMC 6 месяцев назад +1

    Poland without balls: