Monty Python How Not To Be Seen

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  • Опубликовано: 13 июл 2009

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  • @sabermanity
    @sabermanity 9 лет назад +137

    micheal bay must be very jealous of this

  • @foxdash
    @foxdash 10 лет назад +225

    The loss of Mrs B.J. Smegma was indeed a great loss for us all D:

    • @Bastista1
      @Bastista1 9 лет назад +13

      foxdash Oh, don't act so cheesy.
      You get it?

    • @TheKeilanm
      @TheKeilanm 9 лет назад +2

      foxdash furreh :D

  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed 11 лет назад +13

    "Mr. Bent is in our Dunham studios.. which is rather unfortunate, as we're all down here is London."
    LMAO, gets me giggling every time.

  • @MLaak86
    @MLaak86 8 лет назад +12

    "But, of course they can still hear you." "What *BOOM*"

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 6 лет назад +3

    They really had quite impressive pyrotechnics for such a low-budget show.

  • @MartianManHunter2258
    @MartianManHunter2258 7 лет назад +51

    I bet they couldn't see the Spanish Inquisition.

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 7 лет назад +7

      Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

    • @MisterManTheBestMan
      @MisterManTheBestMan 7 лет назад

      @Piss I saw you on a Cr1tial video lad.

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 7 лет назад

      The Superman one? Yeah I was there

    • @MisterManTheBestMan
      @MisterManTheBestMan 7 лет назад

      PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis Why must I follow you?

    • @DidntExpect
      @DidntExpect 7 лет назад +5

      Our chief weapon is surprise!

  • @ncsapre
    @ncsapre 12 лет назад +3

    This was used as an introduction at the Police Academy at Houston Texas on the art of concealment and cover. I have to admit it really hit home and as of today, 22 years later, not one person who was in my Police Academy has died from being in a faulty cover and concealment.

  • @ndogg20
    @ndogg20 8 лет назад +86

    Yummy Yummy Yummy etc. was actually performed by Ohio Express. For security reasons they are introduced as Jackie Charlton and the Toe Nails (a reference to a popular football player who injured his toes in a game.)
    This information has now been declassified and made available to the public. The Ohio Express soon broke up after this appearance and individual members drifted into drugs and poverty.
    Football star Jackie Charlton recovered from his sport injury and now able to stand in plain view was shot on sight. He didn't learn the first lesson of not being seen.

    • @something.icantrememberany1365
      @something.icantrememberany1365 7 лет назад

      k then

    • @darganx
      @darganx 5 лет назад

      ..but not before taking the Republic of Ireland to two FIFA World Cups, and being knighted by the Irish, even though he was a Geordie.

  • @parasiticlittletick
    @parasiticlittletick 8 лет назад +33

    what great lengths one has to take just to not be seen.

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor 7 лет назад +3

    It's a shame that this kind of comedy will probably never be allowed on public television in the U.S. again. :(

  • @zanderrose
    @zanderrose 7 лет назад +132

    "B. J. Smegma"

  • @TheREALwymario
    @TheREALwymario 8 лет назад +22

    My only guess is that Jackie Charlton and the Toenails are trying not to be seen. However, they can still be heard.
    *boom*

    • @sayhibobbi
      @sayhibobbi 7 лет назад +4

      Technically, the boxes were only miming to a recording of the song, as was standard BBC practice at the time. The real group was nowhere near the studio.

    • @andrew7taylor
      @andrew7taylor 6 лет назад +1

      You mean the reaI boxes?

  • @connfyoozed
    @connfyoozed 12 лет назад +7

    Mr. Bent is in our Durham studios... which is rather unfortunate as we're all down here in London.
    LMFAO

  • @JakeBassCZ
    @JakeBassCZ 10 лет назад +69

    Twelve people have been seen.

    • @heavyhauler426
      @heavyhauler426 7 лет назад

      JakeBassCZ old post bit im gonna reply anyway...
      ...and they've all been shot or killed in some specific way.

  • @wobblewobble7330
    @wobblewobble7330 6 лет назад +1

    im old school and still alive but Monty python were fantastic.. pity the new generation haven't seen them... god bless..

  • @mootroidXproductions
    @mootroidXproductions 11 лет назад +1

    Boy, that escalated quickly.

  • @Angharad2606
    @Angharad2606 12 лет назад +1

    i LOVE these guys! Why do they just make the best things to quote! :D

  • @ze_rubenator
    @ze_rubenator 12 лет назад +1

    They must have spent the entire budget for that season on this one scetch.

  • @lawrenceedwardqueen1870
    @lawrenceedwardqueen1870 9 лет назад +1

    Many of their best scripts! Recommended! Thanks!

  • @DeadtomGC
    @DeadtomGC 11 лет назад +1

    When they blew up the bushes, I was thinking of Iron Front. Ratting out a sniper with a tank.

  • @jaohonaxa
    @jaohonaxa 9 лет назад +15

    2:34 that's what you get for being a snitch.

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 9 лет назад +2

      Jacob G Well it is Mr. Gumby.

    • @MrEAus
      @MrEAus 7 лет назад +1

      After which, I think it would be fair to say "his brain hurt"? Explosions can do that to ya...
      Hope he got it mended by a good brain speshulist..! ;-)

    • @BillehBobJoe
      @BillehBobJoe 6 лет назад

      Noone likes a clever dick!

  • @isaackim7675
    @isaackim7675 9 лет назад +27

    Oh, no, it's common sense really. If they can't find you they can't get you.

    • @SomeGuy_GRM
      @SomeGuy_GRM 9 лет назад +17

      Isaac Kim But of course, they can trace your ip address, can't they?

    • @isaackim7675
      @isaackim7675 9 лет назад +1

      TheGreyRabbit Hope not. Well, if this were a real thing.

  • @WillowJWolfe
    @WillowJWolfe 13 лет назад

    Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of Not to be Seen. Not to stand up. But he has chosen a very obvious piece of cover.
    Genius!

  • @iniminipini
    @iniminipini 11 лет назад

    "Don't be so sentimental, things explode everyday"

  • @vlzvl666
    @vlzvl666 11 лет назад +1

    thousands of people will agree it was funny.
    millions of people will agree it still is.
    Hail pythons.

  • @bananahamocks
    @bananahamocks 12 лет назад

    "No description avilible". I feel that's weirdly spot on..

  • @gwabafett
    @gwabafett 10 лет назад +2

    1:09 Mr. Lambert! All you need to do to find him is yell out mattress. He will stand up and put a bag over his head.

  • @Faawl
    @Faawl 11 лет назад +1

    Me and a friend did a movie about this concept in school, completely inspired by Monty Python. We got the highest grade

  • @lexxandktt
    @lexxandktt 12 лет назад +1

    that was very clever how they got the band on there without being seen.

  • @MrDCUniverseGuy
    @MrDCUniverseGuy 10 лет назад +11

    I hope solid snake is taking notes

  • @neverfearchrisishere
    @neverfearchrisishere 12 лет назад

    Tiger sketch definitely beats it on pricetag.

  • @dougputhoff
    @dougputhoff 9 лет назад +18

    Dang it! They didn't blow up Jackie Charlton and the Tonettes in the end! Very disappointing!

    • @redstonecasey4713
      @redstonecasey4713 9 лет назад

      Ya, they shouldve

    • @faolan2174
      @faolan2174 8 лет назад +2

      I was waiting for that too. But I guess whoever was in charge of the explosives happened to be a sucker for great music and he got carried away with dancing. :}

    • @DoABarrelRol1l
      @DoABarrelRol1l 7 лет назад +4

      Probably wasted all their budget getting them on

  • @EddieHawkinsII
    @EddieHawkinsII 7 лет назад +17

    Mr. George Pennington-Ashe of 62 West Wallaby Street in Lancanshire believed that because he was posting on a comment section on the popular video site "RUclips," that he could not be seen. This did indeed provide a challenge. However, we were able to bribe a worker at his internet service provider for his IP address and have subsequently tracked him down.
    (Kaboom)
    And this is the home of the bribed worker.
    (Kaboom)
    Because nobody likes a backstabbing arsehole.

  • @booble
    @booble 13 лет назад

    Ace! Thanks for uploading

  • @bryan5580
    @bryan5580 6 лет назад +1

    A lot of amazement over the Smegma thing, but remember, thus was produced in Britain where their censorship laws are, shall we say, more lax that those of the US. I mean, anyone who had seen Red Dwarf will remember that one of their favorite exclamations was, "Oh Smeg!" or "Smeg off!" etc.

  • @Jack10000115
    @Jack10000115 12 лет назад

    gotta love that maniacal laugh

  • @EternalFyre413
    @EternalFyre413 12 лет назад

    Singing Boxes are so amusing.

  • @nevermindshort3
    @nevermindshort3 6 лет назад

    Love the music video

  • @Whiplashr
    @Whiplashr 12 лет назад

    "Though not to me, I can tell you"

  • @Snyarhedir
    @Snyarhedir 11 лет назад

    They tried this in Japan, but those pesky ninjas are just too good at hiding. Even when they knew exactly where they were hiding, it did them no good, as the ninjas silently found another hiding spot. Our trigger-happy British friends had no choice but to give up, after finding the body of one of their best bombers/shooters with a kunai through his skull. In fact, something similar happened in southern Africa with the Bushmen.

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 12 лет назад

    Mrs Smegma? Ahahahaha!!! And the music video was brilliant. Which gets me thinking, is there a video today where you're not looking into the nostrils, under the armpits, up the skirt, of everyone in the band? Well, at least we've done away with rhymes like yummy-tummy.

  • @maxwolvekamp1901
    @maxwolvekamp1901 11 лет назад

    i luv the way smegma falls when she gets shot!! lol

  • @elijahragland8498
    @elijahragland8498 6 лет назад

    that song was a bop, wish i could download it.

  • @consternated1
    @consternated1 12 лет назад

    My favorite!!

  • @MrTiresia
    @MrTiresia 12 лет назад

    This is the best!

  • @condor2279
    @condor2279 7 лет назад

    Someone should pay Paul Eiding to dub his own version of this scene.

  • @Stephie2007
    @Stephie2007 12 лет назад

    *Mr. Bradshaw Stands*
    *BANG!*
    Facepalm

  • @TheOneEyedHound
    @TheOneEyedHound 12 лет назад

    That is hysterical.

  • @yearnstr
    @yearnstr 6 лет назад

    Love it.

  • @Rhys10218
    @Rhys10218 12 лет назад

    Mrs B. J. Smegma only Monty Python would come up with that

  • @The1chihira
    @The1chihira 12 лет назад

    the vallue of not been seen.....brilliant

  • @madeleinegoss2235
    @madeleinegoss2235 11 лет назад

    And this is Matthew Williams... A natural.
    Oh Canada----

  • @MrGlitchycanopener
    @MrGlitchycanopener 12 лет назад

    My favourite

  • @weskal5490
    @weskal5490 7 лет назад +1

    Wow outa sight man !!

  • @TreyRust
    @TreyRust 11 лет назад

    Disappointed the singing crates didn't blow up at the end.

  • @Howtard
    @Howtard 6 лет назад

    This would make a great concept for an episode of Black Mirror

  • @RaptorMan296
    @RaptorMan296 11 лет назад

    Solid snake would be proud

  • @aktendulli
    @aktendulli 12 лет назад

    the Turkish champions FC Botty XD that reminded me of the woody word sketch

  • @FTStratLP
    @FTStratLP 6 лет назад

    I was waiting for the boxes to explode at the end.

  • @EdvinMiler
    @EdvinMiler 12 лет назад

    3:50 just cracked me up.

  • @ihategordonstoun
    @ihategordonstoun 12 лет назад

    mrs. B.J Smegma..... just got that.... thats truly disgusting and i never even noticed it before... well played pythons. Well played

  • @jakekuhlemeier
    @jakekuhlemeier 12 лет назад

    ...and this is where he lived. and this is the home of sir acton, who refused to talk to us, along with this man, this one, the us midlands, spain, CHINA!?!?!

  • @MsHarpsychord
    @MsHarpsychord 12 лет назад

    1:51 on the dot there is appears to be a camera flash by the tree to the right of the water barrel

  • @flingage
    @flingage 11 лет назад

    I can't believe they got away with that.

  • @ANWRocketMan
    @ANWRocketMan 11 лет назад

    I liked this before the first minute was over..!

  • @yearnstr
    @yearnstr 6 лет назад

    Best 1 (actually)

  • @madalex1411
    @madalex1411 12 лет назад

    And here is the neighbour *explosion*. And this is where he lived *explosion*. And this is where.... *explosion* PRICELESS

  • @Deathawaitsnoone
    @Deathawaitsnoone 12 лет назад

    Damn ninjas

  • @tobiasroseboom6523
    @tobiasroseboom6523 8 лет назад

    fits in the present enytime,..

  • @Ns2AuroN2
    @Ns2AuroN2 11 лет назад

    of 13 the crescent Belmont!

  • @TheOneEyedHound
    @TheOneEyedHound 12 лет назад

    Oh my god was that funny!

  • @scarredman42
    @scarredman42 11 лет назад

    And now for something completely different...

  • @MuggsMcGinnis
    @MuggsMcGinnis 7 лет назад

    "Mrs. B.J. Smegma"

  • @Paddymysterio1
    @Paddymysterio1 5 месяцев назад

    They can still hear you

  • @spinalTapSoundGuy
    @spinalTapSoundGuy 12 лет назад

    Press 8 for chicken.

  • @legefy
    @legefy 12 лет назад +1

    There are 0 ninjas in this picture, but there are 69 behind you.

  • @wisosder
    @wisosder 12 лет назад

    So, it's in both of the top comments, but it must be said again.
    Mrs. B. J. Smegma.

  • @uiruu
    @uiruu 11 лет назад

    They're trying not to be seen

  • @chrismurphy6962
    @chrismurphy6962 9 лет назад +1

    LOL XD

  • @EllipsisGH
    @EllipsisGH 12 лет назад

    Curious as to how the hell they got away with B. J. Smegma.

  • @SoulessNinja
    @SoulessNinja 10 лет назад

    If you think that's bad look up 'A bit of Fry and Laurie - Ted Cunterblast'

  • @monokiller2
    @monokiller2 12 лет назад

    training video for ninjas

  • @Dhesyca
    @Dhesyca 12 лет назад

    Did anyone else notice the second person's name? Miss. B.J. Smegma! lol!!!

  • @warkovits
    @warkovits 12 лет назад

    now,i understand

  • @mnormansell
    @mnormansell 12 лет назад

    I did this film in lego!!

  • @thatkidseth
    @thatkidseth 12 лет назад

    I lvoe teh halo virsion

  • @amyness7198
    @amyness7198 11 лет назад

    yep...laugh....this is what its like.....ask Adrian Brody.....

  • @fbeetleson
    @fbeetleson 12 лет назад

    this is how they train SAS

  • @TOFKAS01
    @TOFKAS01 10 лет назад

    Thats perhaps a movie for military training. Lesson one in trench-warfare.

  • @JCDavis314
    @JCDavis314 11 лет назад

    Did you do this?

  • @ShahPhilLeotardo
    @ShahPhilLeotardo 6 лет назад

    Mrs B.J Smegma of 13 The Crescent Belmont.

  • @XXTruthSeeker
    @XXTruthSeeker 11 лет назад

    XD

  • @themangix357
    @themangix357 12 лет назад

    2:33 Oh so Monty Python was the inspiration of the suicide bombers O_O

  • @cjmanson5692
    @cjmanson5692 10 лет назад

    Yes, it was the middle one. :3

  • @Mar_13288
    @Mar_13288 10 лет назад +2

    B.J. Smegma....ROFL

  • @purplegreenredyellow
    @purplegreenredyellow 10 лет назад

    pizza!

  • @AManNamedCM2
    @AManNamedCM2 12 лет назад

    6:21 The First RUclips Poop.

  • @m4mb0
    @m4mb0 10 лет назад +1

    CHIINAAAA

  • @kohversohver
    @kohversohver 12 лет назад

    This is Mrs. BJ Smegma...

  • @spinalTapSoundGuy
    @spinalTapSoundGuy 12 лет назад

    Ah, what is Python humor without a touch of psychopathy?
    China... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!