Monty Python The French Taunt

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  • Опубликовано: 4 мар 2008
  • Monty Python The French Taunt from The Holy Grail.
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  • @leonthompson3433
    @leonthompson3433 Год назад +1640

    Love how they researched this film, its spot on. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries was a medieval taunt, mother breeding like a hamster, father couldn't afford wine and had to make it out of elderberries. That's Monty Python for ya, highly intelligent and ludicrously funny:-)

    • @DSAK55
      @DSAK55 Год назад +110

      I think most of them were graduates of Cambridge University

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 Год назад +61

      The constitutional peasant 🍄🦡🍄🐄🍄🇬🇧🍄

    • @rad4924
      @rad4924 11 месяцев назад +124

      Also, the French often did fart in the general direction of England.

    • @priscillaroberts7945
      @priscillaroberts7945 10 месяцев назад +45

      Hamsters aren't native to England and were not known here till sometime later, elderberry wine is really good, the romans made grape wine here but the vinyards mostly fell into disuse after the empire fell. But aside from that it is by far the funniest historical documentary ever.

    • @elless4817
      @elless4817 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@rad4924 😆

  • @kevindunlap5525
    @kevindunlap5525 11 месяцев назад +1205

    "I shall taunt you a second time" is one of the most memorable lines in cinematic history for me. The guys were geniuses.

    • @truantray
      @truantray 10 месяцев назад +19

      Fetchez la vache does it for me.

    • @cecileroy557
      @cecileroy557 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@truantray YES!!!!! 😂

    • @jonsmith1462
      @jonsmith1462 8 месяцев назад +12

      You and all your silly English Kinnnnnigetts

    • @pikeymikey47
      @pikeymikey47 Месяц назад +2

      ‘‘Tis but a scratch 😂

    • @jscharleston7963
      @jscharleston7963 26 дней назад

      Kevin "You tiny brained wiper of other peoples bottoms."

  • @Itsjust_jennifer_
    @Itsjust_jennifer_ 6 лет назад +1950

    “I fart in your general direction” is one of my all time favorite quotes 😂

    • @Sherwoody
      @Sherwoody Год назад

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

    • @Auntypatti
      @Auntypatti Год назад +9

      Not quote but curse

    • @colettewaddell8362
      @colettewaddell8362 Год назад +8

      My favorite as well😝

    • @douglasharp2278
      @douglasharp2278 Год назад +5

      Just fractures me after hearing it again after all these years!!

    • @maryclaremayo6157
      @maryclaremayo6157 Год назад +7

      @@Auntypatti To some of us, that's a declaration of love.

  • @cunard61
    @cunard61 Год назад +568

    I always loved the fact that they never used the word "retreat", they always yelled "Run Away".

    • @DmitriasBehindTheWheel
      @DmitriasBehindTheWheel 10 месяцев назад +33

      They aren't just running away. They're *tactically* running away ;)

    • @infidelheretic923
      @infidelheretic923 10 месяцев назад +24

      “Retreat” sounds strategic.
      “Run away!” Sounds cowardly and spur of the moment.

    • @cecileroy557
      @cecileroy557 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Ikecicle
      @Ikecicle 8 месяцев назад +7

      I don't remember any of the Knights by looks, but one of them stays back and hits the castle once during their "run away" 😂

    • @VilhelmHammershoi1666
      @VilhelmHammershoi1666 7 месяцев назад +4

      Retreat sounds like a term an adult would use "run away " a child would use

  • @Calmoose415
    @Calmoose415 5 лет назад +848

    Basically the entire history of the British and French's rivalry in a nutshell.

    • @goognamgoognw6637
      @goognamgoognw6637 Год назад +43

      As french i expected it to be harder in tone but it is 'bon enfant' - rivalry in good spirits. Compared to the world we live in today the French -English rivalry is much insignificant. Like invasion from non European cultures.

    • @michaeld5888
      @michaeld5888 Год назад +39

      @@goognamgoognw6637 Actually it was all really French vs French. The English were just the sword fodder for the French rulers of England. The Angevin rulers were very French when they succeeded the Normans who actually were French speaking Vikings. An Angevin ancestor is documented as turning in to the devil and flying out of a church window so a scary family indeed. It was not until the Welsh Tudors took over that the French were pushed out. Then a Scottish hierarchy took over, interrupted by a short interregnum with a rather miserable killjoy Englishman, followed by the Dutch and then finally and to this day the Germans. English history ended in 1066 but the poor English just get all the blame for everything. I preferred the stage presentation to the film as the mock horse scenes just seemed better on the stage.

    • @goognamgoognw6637
      @goognamgoognw6637 Год назад +12

      @@michaeld5888 I enjoyed your concise and clear summary of English history and saved it. It is impossible to find that from any documentary as it always turns into a nationalistic marathon of unilateral minute details leaving out major lines from the other side.
      One question, the French themselves are a mixture of Francs a Germanic tribe from the Bavaria region, and Romans and Celts. Weren't the English population before the Normand conquest also Germanic tribes : the Saxons and the Angls and before that a more ancient Celtic population first indigenous inhabitants ?
      Around the bronze age the Europeans became violent changed from grain farming , from pastoral herders, from hunter and gatherer to raiding and violent conquest based on race according to a recent neolithic genetic study. This is how the stock of European genes was built and recognizable today and dominated by Nordic tribes where land resources were limited. Only the oldest son inherited the local land all the other sons had to prepare for conquest, were trained for raiding and combat from a young age and then had to leave and find new land to raid. Based on historical genetic studies and graves they would raid other races only and systematically kill all the males and children and keep the women to reproduce and as labor.
      Today Europe is disappearing because the exact opposite is being done, a replacement of all the stock gene by africans being invited by a non-european pseudo elite minority.

    • @michaeld5888
      @michaeld5888 Год назад +5

      @@goognamgoognw6637 Thanks it was a bit tongue in cheek but hopefully the summary of kingship is accurate. France itself was a small political region but grew in to one nation from what I remember especially when the faction based in England became isolated so my saying French kings is a bit of a generalisation. The Anglo Saxons were Germanic but seemed very Norske in their habits especially as regards the sea. I recall reading a quote somewhere from a Roman saying the Saxons were not human, a compliment indeed from a Roman, saying they feared neither sea nor shipwreck which they considered as more an exercise than a disaster or words to that effect. I read a lot of history but forget a lot so do not take my word for it too much.

    • @goognamgoognw6637
      @goognamgoognw6637 Год назад +4

      @@michaeld5888 I vaguely remember a documentary that the Saxons were a different Germanic tribe than the Angles and all these groups might have common ancestors with vikings. We talk in term of countries today but there were no countries in England or France even when imperial rome imposed roman laws among the many groups, even after the fall of Rome, it took many centuries for the so called barbarians to replace the Roman head of states by feudal conquest between themselves.
      Before Romans came, each barbarians had a precise define race and raided and killed any other groups. They did not attempts to conquer to impose a law to another group probably because their way of life was just tied to mysticism without written laws . The Romans taught them administration, the imposition of taxes by the state for a common good (a great innovation but always diminished by corruption) and only then they chose to rule instead of destroying competition. France is a good example, composed of groups living alongside without being a country. Until one chieftain wants to become the highest of all and like a Cesar. The notion of country is tied to a King. Even then vassal states were not ruled directly but paid tribute. So it was for England first a French vassal state until these vassals separated to make an independent country.

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 лет назад +419

    "He's already got one!"
    ....
    "I told them we've already got one."

  • @ryanzimmerman1594
    @ryanzimmerman1594 6 лет назад +993

    "I am french, why do you think I have this outrageous accent you silly king!?!"
    "What are you doing in England?"
    "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!"
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @mas5867
      @mas5867 Год назад +53

      My girlfriend did not tell me about the rabbit scene. I had just taken a big swig of coke and that didn't go down as planned.

    • @christoffellner84
      @christoffellner84 Год назад

      in german this sounds even better: "So, what are you looking for in England then? - We drill for inseed oil you sucker of Tea" ruclips.net/video/02-Y4oXlwr8/видео.html

    • @fab_62
      @fab_62 Год назад +15

      J'adore !

    • @ErikfromNorway
      @ErikfromNorway Год назад +1

      Relax ryan zimerman its just a movie 😂 and its from the aeventies !😊 😁😆

    • @mas5867
      @mas5867 Год назад

      ​ @Erik Ulnes Hey stupi.d He's quoting.

  • @personanon-grata5083
    @personanon-grata5083 5 месяцев назад +64

    They didn't have the money for actual horses, I heard, so they pretended. I love that.

    • @user-ie1tz5rm8x
      @user-ie1tz5rm8x Месяц назад +2

      No money for nothing..shows or movies..it effects the style of the storytelling.....bare bones ,sparse , reductionary

    • @juliagoodfellow7539
      @juliagoodfellow7539 Месяц назад +4

      They pretended because it was FUNNY

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 5 дней назад

      @@user-ie1tz5rm8x affects (the verb) and not effects (the noun)

  • @Nihaowilson
    @Nihaowilson Год назад +460

    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" I've always wondered if Cleese's lines were ad-lib or written in the sketch... Classic, no matter.

    • @sheilamartin1577
      @sheilamartin1577 11 месяцев назад +20

      Elderberry is Sambuca. The plant has a very pungent odour.

    • @ciderfan823
      @ciderfan823 11 месяцев назад +25

      I've heard that the modern equivalent is similar to, "Your mom was a lur and your dad was a drunkard."

    • @mrfatuchi
      @mrfatuchi 10 месяцев назад +21

      From what I heard it was all written and rehearsed. The Pythons didnt like going off script and never did.

    • @srccde
      @srccde 10 месяцев назад +16

      It meant that your mother bred like a hamster and your father couldn't afford to buy wine so he had to make it himself.

    • @thomasfrancis5747
      @thomasfrancis5747 5 месяцев назад

      They released a book of the Holy Grail script complete with handwritten amendments. The original version was much different to the film - basically a bunch of old sketches cobbled together.

  • @kennymartin6667
    @kennymartin6667 6 лет назад +239

    0:12 The random guy in the background beating the stream with a stick

    • @ahbrando
      @ahbrando 6 лет назад +15

      Likely how fishing was done during those times

    • @niewidzialnytemplariusz1445
      @niewidzialnytemplariusz1445 5 лет назад +16

      I think this random guy with stick could have another task - make sounds of "horses" acrossing the stream.

    • @mphibianluigi5396
      @mphibianluigi5396 3 года назад +4

      I think he's doing something called irrigation

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@ahbrando I can't tell if this is supposed to be a joke. _Please_ tell me it's a joke.

    • @MrWhiteyPt
      @MrWhiteyPt Месяц назад

      The guy beating the water with a stick is also at the begining of the constitutional peasant skit.

  • @aidkik580
    @aidkik580 Год назад +737

    It's sad, I'm 34 so this technically was "before my time" but thanks to my awesome uncle I grew up with it, the sad part is that what Monty python did and indeed Blackadder and all the rest was in my opinion much higher quality and better written than anything we see today, what they did was entertainment at its finest and I appreciate all the effort they put into making such memorable theater

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 Год назад +22

      Black Adder should be much better known than it is!

    • @toforgetisagem8797
      @toforgetisagem8797 Год назад +21

      It's in your time the moment you discover a masterpiece.

    • @sandmaenchen
      @sandmaenchen Год назад +14

      I was born in early 1990s and first found this film and Blackadder in early 2000s on VHS tapes my elder brother had recorded. Along with other Monty Python works, these masterpieces inspired me to hone my English as a non-native speaker to a level where, years later, the opponent of my PhD defence, a native English speaker, actually praised the quality of my writing and speech in his written statement.

    • @henryj1595
      @henryj1595 Год назад

      2 sides every story

    • @atb1783
      @atb1783 Год назад

      No one cares about your shitty little anecdote you son of a silly person

  • @patrickknight2860
    @patrickknight2860 7 лет назад +208

    I have this outrageeeeeoooooouuuus accent!

  • @lydrv
    @lydrv 11 лет назад +241

    "I fart in your general direction!"

    • @ryanzimmerman1594
      @ryanzimmerman1594 6 лет назад +8

      Lydia Volpe "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!"

    • @megscolfer5281
      @megscolfer5281 5 лет назад +11

      “Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.”

    • @dvoidd
      @dvoidd 4 года назад +3

      That was one of the “Taunts” that just kills me

    • @dvoidd
      @dvoidd 4 года назад +1

      Insults in broken English are the best! Thanks terry Gilliam, you made me shit myself so many times I have no need to use any laxative’s anymore.

    • @joeterp5615
      @joeterp5615 Год назад +1

      A classic line!!

  • @yeeticus_maximus9616
    @yeeticus_maximus9616 11 месяцев назад +52

    The Frenchman telling Arthur they’ve already got one is the most French thing you could do in that situation

  • @THEJR-of5tf
    @THEJR-of5tf Год назад +1205

    I am 74 years old I have been a fan of the Pythons for ever. My favourite sketch they did for TV was the Spanish Inquisition. It still cracks me up after all these years.

    • @cliftonjarvis8010
      @cliftonjarvis8010 Год назад +32

      I like the funniest joke ever written

    • @maryclaremayo6157
      @maryclaremayo6157 Год назад +62

      Nobody expects it.

    • @danielcalvert2700
      @danielcalvert2700 Год назад +36

      I mean, who would have expected the Spanish Inquisition?

    • @maryclaremayo6157
      @maryclaremayo6157 Год назад +15

      @@danielcalvert2700 I sure didn't.

    • @mc76
      @mc76 Год назад +62

      During the height of the pandemic, someone on Twitter compared vaccine mandates to the Spanish Inquisition. I replied, "Nobody expected that," to which the original tweeter responded with a two-paragraph diatribe about China, the CDC, Fauci, the Deep State, et al.--all the usual suspects. He had no idea what I meant.😁

  • @randomgrinn
    @randomgrinn Год назад +242

    Every sentence in this movie is my favorite quote of all time.

    • @bbadstdad4423
      @bbadstdad4423 Год назад +2

      ...clo-pa-da clo-pa-da clo-pa-da 🥥🥥

    • @leonaldobrum
      @leonaldobrum Год назад +1

      I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @lightningpastry2153
      @lightningpastry2153 11 месяцев назад +2

      I only have one favorite quote from this movie, but that quote is 1 hour and 29 minutes long

  • @tabularasa7350
    @tabularasa7350 Год назад +94

    This scene summaries the entirety of the French-English relationship through the ages.

    • @alexandrebouvier7731
      @alexandrebouvier7731 Год назад +4

      Quebec-Ontario relationship too. It's important to preserve the tradition.

    • @Mutic996
      @Mutic996 Год назад +1

      Kaamelott🔞© Alexandre Astier a apporté depuis beaucoup de précisions . Je crois qu'il n'existe pas encore de version traduite, mais c'est historiquement bien attesté.

    • @gw7624
      @gw7624 4 месяца назад +1

      Nice rehash of the same comment that appears on all these videos.

    • @tabularasa7350
      @tabularasa7350 4 месяца назад +1

      @@gw7624 nah I invented this comment after watching various versions of Agincourt

    • @gw7624
      @gw7624 4 месяца назад +1

      @@tabularasa7350 Of course you did sweetheart.

  • @tesssear5627
    @tesssear5627 6 лет назад +78

    "Ello? Who ees it?"
    The accent alone just cracks me up😂😂

  • @airsoftoperations7986
    @airsoftoperations7986 6 лет назад +75

    No animals where harmed in the making of this video.

    • @quinnfletcher3906
      @quinnfletcher3906 6 лет назад +12

      But two retainers were!

    • @Vaitamanu
      @Vaitamanu Год назад +1

      I'm not sure, some fowls were real, and as fowls perhaps don't fly very well...
      And the cow, that we saw alive, was in very poor condition once on the ground.

    • @Jozii89
      @Jozii89 Год назад +2

      I laughed at this because they had no horses (I thought that was the joke), until I saw the rest of the video 😅

    • @YTkplr
      @YTkplr Год назад +2

      History of mankind teaches us the animals are still being trampled upon... Is that anything to laugh about...?!

  • @85turtle
    @85turtle 11 лет назад +509

    Go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
    LOL

    • @pinkiefrancisco
      @pinkiefrancisco 6 лет назад +5

      Daniel Hawthorne I've said that many times to ppl.

    • @southcoastpauly
      @southcoastpauly Год назад +3

      He’s already got one .
      Brilliant!

    • @aindatenhoconta
      @aindatenhoconta Год назад +3

      And yet I keep coming back to be taunted

    • @cocksure8430
      @cocksure8430 Год назад +2

      You taunt, youtube bans your account.
      How life has changed!!🤣😂🤣

    • @luisreyes1963
      @luisreyes1963 Год назад +2

      Good thing the French didn't try that tactic in WW2. 😆

  • @alphonsepetitboudu6552
    @alphonsepetitboudu6552 Год назад +48

    En tant que Français j'apprécie beaucoup cet humour anglais. 😀

  • @meilmontigny9201
    @meilmontigny9201 Год назад +493

    48 years later it still gets me in stitches.

    • @FirehorseG
      @FirehorseG Год назад +10

      Me too. Good, humour never gets old.

    • @daderowley4514
      @daderowley4514 Год назад +12

      I'm 21 and I just watched this movie for the 1st time. OH MY GOSH, this movie is comedy GOLD! It's way funnier and sillier than comedy nowadays.

    • @meilmontigny9201
      @meilmontigny9201 Год назад +5

      @@daderowley4514 Welcome to the club.

    • @fleatactical7390
      @fleatactical7390 Год назад +1

      Fetcher la vache
      Quoi?
      Fetcher la vache!

    • @EvilNecroid
      @EvilNecroid Год назад +1

      @@daderowley4514 comedy nowadays is a thing?

  • @R2Parmly
    @R2Parmly 5 лет назад +71

    "C'est un lapin!"
    "Hmm?"
    "It's a rabbit!"
    "Oui oui, un lapin!"
    "Allons y!"
    "Hmm?"
    "Let's go!"
    "Oui oui, allons y!"

    • @andresf1984
      @andresf1984 Год назад +4

      « C’est un cadeau ! »
      “What?”
      “A present!”
      « Oui oui, un cadeau ! »

    • @paulsmith5752
      @paulsmith5752 Год назад

      @@andresf1984 MoooooOOOOOOOOOooooo *splat*

  • @flyingscot47
    @flyingscot47 Год назад +162

    Even after all these years I am laughing --the true mark of comedic genius. The Pythons stand alone.

  • @MrDlt123
    @MrDlt123 Год назад +35

    "I fart in your general direction!" - Always been my favorite line. 😆

  • @JGalt-em4xu
    @JGalt-em4xu Год назад +17

    I love how King arthur's glorious knights spend most of their time running away

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 5 дней назад

      When the going gets tough, remember the Dunkirk spirit. Run like hell. 😁

  • @Elizabeth-rq1vi
    @Elizabeth-rq1vi Год назад +75

    Unfortunately as a teen I didn’t understand Monty Python & the flying circus humour until I met my future husband who (along with his roommate) were huge fans of MP. I had failed to suspend my reality belief mindset & once I did I love them. The parrot on the perch is my all time favourite. “If he wasn’t nailed to the bloody perch he’d be pushing up daisies”. Still cracks me up & I use it randomly in life.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 Год назад +2

      “Naw, he’s pinin’ for the fjords!”

  • @ac8907
    @ac8907 Год назад +34

    I am french and I always loved their sens of humour…... 🤣

  • @jamesbobreski9353
    @jamesbobreski9353 Год назад +222

    This was almost 50 years ago and still a classic among 14 years as it was for me at 20. This will live inmortal. It is even popular in Russia and very popular in Ukraine. I still laugh every time I even think of this show and the numerous excerpts. Long live Monty Python!

    • @ninak.8966
      @ninak.8966 11 месяцев назад +12

      True, Russian here, this movie and Life of Brian were my favourite in teenage years :) and there was computer game too!

  • @thomasoaxaca3379
    @thomasoaxaca3379 Год назад +17

    They showed this on movie night at college. My roommate and I went around speaking like them for weeks.

  • @SteadyEddie1983
    @SteadyEddie1983 6 лет назад +57

    "What are you doing in England?"
    "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"

  • @VinnyDaQ
    @VinnyDaQ 11 лет назад +46

    Of course...the old Trojan Rabbit trick!

    • @bullwinkle60
      @bullwinkle60 Месяц назад

      Hey, no Get Smart jokes allowed here.

  • @elless4817
    @elless4817 Год назад +79

    You know you’ve found the right partner when you both speak fluent Monty Python. Going on thirty years and it still makes me laugh when he calls me wicked, naughty Zute 😂 or asks me if there is anyone else he can talk to.

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 Год назад +8

      Tiz but a flesh wound 🍄🦡🍄🐄🍄🇬🇧🍄

    • @a.katherinesuetterlin3028
      @a.katherinesuetterlin3028 Год назад +4

      Same with finding a platonic BFF. My friend Heidi's favorite bit from this movie was "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries." She also happens to be a massive Mel Brooks fan. Gotta love her! 😁

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 Год назад +4

      @@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 blazing saddles is not for the timid

    • @elless4817
      @elless4817 Год назад +2

      @@stephansteohanlarsen7457 “Someone’s gotta go back and get a shit-load of dimes!” or some version of that is what we say when we see something expensive. 😂

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 Год назад +1

      @@elless4817 you are very clever with a sense of humor. Thank you for the reply. Black white, who cares One people One planet One love One destiny 😱🔥🍄🦁🍄⚡🍄🌹🍄🌍🍄

  • @kaklikful
    @kaklikful 8 лет назад +484

    i wish that movies like that were still made nowadays...
    edit: thanks for all the likes :D

    • @CLASSICALFAN100
      @CLASSICALFAN100 6 лет назад +28

      The decline of the movie industry is DELIBERATE, the result of long-range planning by the Suits of Hollywood. The lower classes in America have greatly increased since 2007, and the Suits know that this "new audience" wants the Tried & True, not creativity! That's why we're getting comic book movies & cartoon (animated) movies instead of Monty Python, or The Usual Suspects,or Minority Report...RIP

    • @eyebeadswhat8440
      @eyebeadswhat8440 4 года назад

      You should say that in 2019

    • @ildart8738
      @ildart8738 2 года назад +6

      This the effect of "Balkanization of society"

    • @co94
      @co94 Год назад +5

      Gobbledygook tinfoil response. A major reason why there arent many movies like this anymore is that movies have become so expensive to make. Studios cant afford to pour a ton of money into a film and it bombs at box office anymore. They used to be able to tolerate that. Studios now prefer franchises or similar because there is a reliable fan base which guarantees viewers. It gets boring though.
      Audiences also want perfection in movies now so that means off the rails expenses with things like CGI etc. Cant make a silly movie like this without 10,000 people trying to criticize it either. “Theres no way the Black Knight could charge a second time having lost that much blood…”

    • @kaklikful
      @kaklikful Год назад +8

      @@co94 but it was just a flesh wound!

  • @dianalee3059
    @dianalee3059 Год назад +75

    The world is a better place for Monty Python players. Thank each and every one of you!

  • @eddieguererro46
    @eddieguererro46 8 лет назад +49

    *Comedy Gold*

  • @stravinsky1300
    @stravinsky1300 11 лет назад +455

    The very first time I saw this movie, the hardest I laughed was when the french launched the cow on the knights. I was literally on the floor with tears in my eyes. Love this scene :)

    • @fab_62
      @fab_62 Год назад

      Moi aussi ! J'adore cette scène ! Pauvre vache !

    • @philip5940
      @philip5940 Год назад +1

      Ten years ago I see . The Cow launch is when I stop the video and give a down vote .

    • @booze_talkin
      @booze_talkin Год назад +16

      Dude. It wasn't a real cow.

    • @Acadian.FrenchFry
      @Acadian.FrenchFry Год назад +19

      @@philip5940 You serious? You can't see it's a fake cow? 🤭

    • @philip5940
      @philip5940 Год назад +2

      @@Acadian.FrenchFry well that's just great isn't it . AUKUS launched an eight years crusade in Iraq for freedom fries and we still have you die hards tagging yourself as French Fries .

  • @TigerBaron
    @TigerBaron 7 лет назад +227

    I just realized this, the French threw their food stock at the English lol.

    • @awaytosleep5762
      @awaytosleep5762 6 лет назад +7

      A. Soldier Runaway!

    • @CLASSICALFAN100
      @CLASSICALFAN100 4 года назад +22

      Nope, it was normal to throw "offal" (garbage) at attacking troops, as well as the boiling oil...

    • @Thomas-yo2zu
      @Thomas-yo2zu Год назад +24

      I don't remember the exact battle but there once was a siege in Portugal going on for too long, the defenders were at risk of starvation. They decided to actually throw part of the little food supply they still had over the wall. The besieging Spanish army growing tired and frustrated took it as "we have enough food to hold out forever" and the siege was abandoned (probably because the attacking army wrongly figured other castles would be easier to starve into submission.

    • @TigerBaron
      @TigerBaron Год назад +3

      @@Thomas-yo2zu Yeah I kinda remember hearing something like that recently as well.

    • @prisonertrustfund2368
      @prisonertrustfund2368 Год назад +5

      I was just realized the same thing,then i just saw your keen awareness like me thinking it outloud the algorithm hit out a response to it.if was them i woild heave gotten them to throw all of their food out then have a barbeque just out of catapault range and fan the party backnin their direction,screaming how terrible it was.

  • @gsmookler
    @gsmookler Год назад +16

    I love how one of the Frenchman who goes out to get the rabbit doesn't understand French.

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 5 дней назад +1

      At the time of the French Revolution, only about 10% of French people actually spoke French. So, based on that, we can imagine that even less spoke it in mediaeval times.

  • @gaufrid1956
    @gaufrid1956 Год назад +95

    I don't know how many times I've watched this, but I still laugh out loud! "Pitchez la vache!" and "Run away! Run away!" get me every time.

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 Год назад +7

      Believe it's fechez la vache, get the 🐄 🍄🇬🇧🍄🦡🍄

    • @albertdewulf7688
      @albertdewulf7688 Год назад +5

      "Cherchez" la vache you silly English poofs!

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 Год назад +4

      @@albertdewulf7688 it's not cherchez la vache. It's Fechez, la Vache. Fechez, get the cows. Cherchez, look for, search for the cows 🍄🌍🍄

    • @Lou1ouze
      @Lou1ouze 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@stephansteohanlarsen7457 I'm french and fechez doesn't mean anything, i think they did a mix between fetch and chercher ? Or that's you mean't already ?

    • @stephansteohanlarsen7457
      @stephansteohanlarsen7457 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Lou1ouze thanks, didn't know, took French for seven years and been to Paris three times and Normandie, mont Saint Michel, and Madagascar. It does sound like fechez to me..I love France 🍄

  • @user-yj6nn4ut3o
    @user-yj6nn4ut3o 5 месяцев назад +13

    Arthur: "If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-"
    *French launches a cow at them*
    Arthur: "JEEEEESUS CHRRRRIST!!!"
    I don't know how you can watch that and not laugh your ass off.

    • @mcq1125
      @mcq1125 6 дней назад

      Blessed be the Name of Jesus.

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 5 дней назад

      Probably because we British do not keep asses as pets. 😉

  • @drapermeaux9581
    @drapermeaux9581 11 лет назад +33

    "what a strange person" lol

  • @MiamiSpartan1
    @MiamiSpartan1 Год назад +56

    60 years old and I can still remember all the lines. 😂😂

    • @diederikklumper1180
      @diederikklumper1180 Год назад +5

      67, me... Same deal. Quite possibly the most quotable texts in the English language.

  • @sandee3073
    @sandee3073 Год назад +25

    That cow flying through the air bellowing will always be my favorite part!

    • @catherinehubbard1167
      @catherinehubbard1167 10 месяцев назад +1

      It’s how the French make authentic whipped cream. Would have been a great educational segment on one of the Julia Child cooking shows.

  • @Murph_.
    @Murph_. Год назад +101

    Monty Python. How brilliant were they? This was so many years ago, and people still laugh at it, talk about it... they are still relevant today. Now that's comedy at its very best.

    • @mandoz5441
      @mandoz5441 11 месяцев назад +1

      Monty Python was funded by Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin

  • @georgegarcia1445
    @georgegarcia1445 Год назад +27

    "I fart in your general direction", always cracked me up.

  • @Peter_1986
    @Peter_1986 6 лет назад +90

    I love how casual Arthur looks at 6:28 right after screaming "Run away!" - he is like "okay, I have spoken my line, now let's go and have lunch". xD

  • @thejollyg4mer
    @thejollyg4mer 6 лет назад +298

    This scene will go down as the greatest moment in cinematic history

    • @tdelphia1
      @tdelphia1 Год назад +10

      Mmmmmm…I think it’s the sword fight with The Black Knight for me (‘tis but a scratch!) 😊

    • @juleswombat5309
      @juleswombat5309 Год назад +6

      Yes it even makes Ben Hur look like an epic.

    • @randomgrinn
      @randomgrinn Год назад +5

      Second after the being chased to death by topless women in Meaning of Life. Now that nudity is mysteriously scary, it will never be replicated.

    • @eastbaykidd8574
      @eastbaykidd8574 Год назад +4

      "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?" 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @GregZO6
      @GregZO6 Год назад +1

      No..."You have to answer for Santino, Carlo" is the pinnacle.
      That being said, there's room at the top!

  • @The_Savage_Wombat
    @The_Savage_Wombat Год назад +12

    This is the greatest taunting scene of all time.

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 Год назад

      If memory serves, the Geneva Convention now prohibits farting in one's general direction.

  • @paulhermes9817
    @paulhermes9817 Год назад +8

    I made sure all my sons saw this movie before they went off to college, this was in the 2010-2016 time frame, still current sophomoric humor all these generations later.

  • @MoosefromCanada
    @MoosefromCanada Год назад +139

    We had this on VHS in 1989 on an Army exercise that was 3 months long…..wanna hazard a guess how many times it played over and over again? english and French canadiens killing ourselves laughing! Never gets old 🤣👍🇨🇦

    • @pmacc3557
      @pmacc3557 Год назад +1

      Are you still in British army?

    • @eligebrown8998
      @eligebrown8998 Год назад +2

      VHS makes it even better

    • @MoosefromCanada
      @MoosefromCanada Год назад +2

      @@pmacc3557 No I’m retired Cdn Army. I did serv with Britfor @ Camp Souter in Kabul

    • @pmacc3557
      @pmacc3557 Год назад +1

      @@MoosefromCanada ok great you made it out in one piece 👍 how come soldiers were so silent the past couple of years?

    • @SgtMjr
      @SgtMjr Год назад +1

      @@MoosefromCanada My buddy did a posting on Cyprus. One night he relieved a detail on a tower position and they re-enacted this scene line for line.

  • @slicksnewonenow
    @slicksnewonenow Год назад +32

    Knowing now how much history has been embellished, I'd bet a nickel that THIS is just about how most things really went back then.

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 Год назад

      I believe the scene of building the rabbit was actual footage from hundreds of years ago.

    • @slicksnewonenow
      @slicksnewonenow Год назад +2

      @@jeffphakenewz8556 yep... Probably authentic.🤣

  • @justanotherupscaspirant8837
    @justanotherupscaspirant8837 5 месяцев назад +7

    "I'm french! Why do you think i have this OUTRAGEOUS accent?!"
    "What are you doing in england?"
    "MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @deloreshilton3349
    @deloreshilton3349 11 месяцев назад +8

    I’m 83 and The Search for the Holy Grail has always be something I always have enjoyed. I never did find out what a elderberry smelled like tho!! Nothing today can beat this for great humor.

    • @priscillaroberts7945
      @priscillaroberts7945 9 месяцев назад +2

      Interesting-ish fact about Elderberries. Blackbirds love eating them following which their shit is purple.

  • @christhompson9819
    @christhompson9819 Год назад +189

    Holy Grail and Life of Brian were simply the funniest things I've ever seen. The TV shows were funny but a lot of rubbish to get to the one or two brilliant sketches in each half hour whereas those two films never let up from start to finish.

    • @jackgrant9301
      @jackgrant9301 Год назад +7

      The meaning of life is my favourite. I love the catholics vs the protestants and the fish are freaky! And death, who hates English and Americans 🤣

    • @mikehedrick7223
      @mikehedrick7223 Год назад +10

      In the ''Life of Brian" they explained how you could be a woman even if you are a man. 🤣

    • @rabbitrabbit1243
      @rabbitrabbit1243 Год назад +6

      They never get old
      I laugh everytime
      It's funny cause we all know the lines but we still laugh now that's true comedy
      it's timeless.

    • @cocksure8430
      @cocksure8430 Год назад +4

      The Jabberwoky!!

    • @elless4817
      @elless4817 Год назад

      Blessed are the cheese makers! What’s so special about the cheese makers? Well, it’s not suppose to be taken literally 🙄 it’s all manufactures of dairy products, of course.

  • @ArchieFatcackie
    @ArchieFatcackie Год назад +19

    “I fart in your general direction” creases me up.

  • @Jdwify
    @Jdwify Год назад +97

    There are so many great scenes in this movie that I can't possibly count them. I always liked the scene where the 2 peasants are talking as King Arthur rides by and one peasant says, "He must be a king or something". The second peasant says, "How can you tell?" causing the first peasant to reply, "He hasn't got sh*t all over him." Then there's the stuff about the Knights who say Knee, or the knight with his arms and legs cut off. I must have seen this movie like 100 times as a teenager when cable was in its infancy and the movie could be run uncut and unedited. Damn, Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail was funny as hell.

    • @dianadurr-ramsey567
      @dianadurr-ramsey567 Год назад +4

      I always liked the killer rabbit skit, having to answer the questions 3 and the other side you'll see. What is your favorite color; " red I mean blue and the knight flys into the air

    • @df5295
      @df5295 Год назад +7

      Bring out your dead!
      But I'm not dead yet! 🤣

    • @mooncat.787
      @mooncat.787 Год назад

      Which part of the clip is funny ?

    • @Confused_Philosopher
      @Confused_Philosopher Год назад +3

      My fave line was. He must be a king...Why? He ain't got shit all over im.🤣💩💩🤣

    • @bobbiebeck5361
      @bobbiebeck5361 Год назад +2

      The Knights who say Ni are utterly absurd and I love it! Fetchez la vache!

  • @tonybeards9153
    @tonybeards9153 Год назад +164

    I watched this when I was 18 and quite drunk. I really couldn't stop laughing and nearly passed out🤣.Still funny all these years later

  • @TisEyerish1
    @TisEyerish1 Год назад +19

    They're still funny after all these years!

    • @mandoz5441
      @mandoz5441 11 месяцев назад +1

      Monty Python was funded by Pink Floyd and Led Zeppelin

    • @TisEyerish1
      @TisEyerish1 11 месяцев назад

      @@mandoz5441 If this is true, that's very impressive! Nice to know they did something so great with their money!

    • @mandoz5441
      @mandoz5441 11 месяцев назад

      @TisEyerish1 i believe Genesis also helped with financing the movies....low budget....they didn't use real horses cause they couldn't afford them...they also used local college students as actors

  • @SantiagoAgnes
    @SantiagoAgnes 11 лет назад +23

    When in doubt throw random shit at your enemies.

  • @efnissien
    @efnissien Год назад +28

    I love the way Sir Galahad uses the tried and tested question when dealing with someone who may be a little 'Special' - "Is there someone else up there we can talk to?" There are just so many great gags & it's endlessly quotable.

    • @NickHarman
      @NickHarman Год назад +2

      And an excellent pause before he says it.

    • @efnissien
      @efnissien Год назад +3

      @@NickHarman Superlative writing & delivery.
      It also helps that it's delivered by the well meaning Galahad (Michael Palin).

    • @aldobonaso3481
      @aldobonaso3481 11 месяцев назад +2

      "No! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"

    • @efnissien
      @efnissien 11 месяцев назад

      @@Jason-rp3jg You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

  • @kevindelaney1951
    @kevindelaney1951 Год назад +15

    One of the funniest moves ever. Feeling down? Watch this & laugh.

  • @DH-oq9sz
    @DH-oq9sz 7 лет назад +58

    What are these French guards doing in Winterfell?

  • @dianadurr-ramsey567
    @dianadurr-ramsey567 Год назад +8

    I love the "horses", I read they couldn't afford horses so they used coconuts, this added to the humor.

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 6 лет назад +34

    I fart in the general direction of 25 people. Their mothers were hamsters, and their fathers smelled of elderberries

  • @seank2894
    @seank2894 Год назад +10

    One of the finest films ever produced.

  • @eriksatieofficiel
    @eriksatieofficiel Год назад +13

    "What a strange person"
    Gets me every time.

    • @kdrapertrucker
      @kdrapertrucker Год назад +1

      Typical reaction when one meets a Frenchman for the first time.

    • @eriksatieofficiel
      @eriksatieofficiel Год назад +1

      @@kdrapertrucker me when I see myself in the mirror every morning

  • @kellyyork3898
    @kellyyork3898 Год назад +12

    “Run away! Run away!” Gets me every time.

  • @whaddoiknow6519
    @whaddoiknow6519 Год назад +21

    Must have seen this a hundred times. Never gets old.

    • @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990
      @mobilegameplaywalkthroughs990 Год назад

      It already felt old the first time I saw it about 30 years ago. But none-the-less memorable and immensely quotable. This scene was always my favourite part. "I told him we already got one!" Nice to see it again.

  • @Kulumuli
    @Kulumuli 8 месяцев назад +7

    Run away! Run away! So much for a tactical retreat.

  • @robertjanko6709
    @robertjanko6709 Год назад +33

    30 years ago me and a friend visited a castle near Carcassone. We were standing on top of the castle wall, when he sarted shouting at invisible dumb englishmen with a french accent. I almost fell off the wall laughing.

    • @Trucmuch
      @Trucmuch Год назад +3

      Did you do it in Carcassonne because there is this myth about them throwing a pig at the enemy during a siege?

  • @dr.killmoretreeratologist8848
    @dr.killmoretreeratologist8848 Год назад +5

    The fact that instead of yelling, "RETREAT! RETREAT!", he yelled, "RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!" 😆🤣😂

  • @superhamzah85
    @superhamzah85 11 лет назад +77

    "Your father smells of elderberries."
    shit just got real

    • @shawnv123
      @shawnv123 Год назад

      you’re mother was a hamster

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 Год назад

      Elderberries stink?

    • @katem.2899
      @katem.2899 Год назад

      @@edp3202 Elderberries apparently were used in alcohol, so basically the French guy is saying that his dad's a drunk. And the hamster was saying his mom's a whore. Some real shit lmao!

    • @edp3202
      @edp3202 Год назад

      @@katem.2899 😣😨 😂

    • @sarpkaplan4449
      @sarpkaplan4449 Год назад

      @@edp3202 i heard it refers to alcohol made by poor ppl, he basically said your mom is nypmho and your father is a poor drunkard

  • @sneakycheetah94
    @sneakycheetah94 11 лет назад +18

    You gotta love John Cleese

  • @bryanwfields2191
    @bryanwfields2191 Год назад +9

    The first time I saw the cow fly over the wall 40 years ago I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.

  • @hige5678
    @hige5678 12 лет назад +26

    You know when the French are serious.They start throwing live stock.

  • @jimcy1319
    @jimcy1319 Год назад +26

    That's still more accurate than the way they teach history in school today.

  • @ArchieFatcackie
    @ArchieFatcackie Год назад +6

    “Is there anybody else up there we can talk to”😂

  • @Rod_I._Rigo
    @Rod_I._Rigo Год назад +8

    What cracks me up is when they're being doused with livestock, Sir Lancelot runs back one more time to take a swipe at the castle.
    Now That's bravery

  • @DoVisenya
    @DoVisenya 11 лет назад +19

    "Un cadeau..."
    "What?"
    "A present"
    "Oh, un cadeau, oui, oui"
    "Allons-y"
    "What?"
    "Let's go"
    "Oh"
    I adore this conversation :D

  • @princessthyemis
    @princessthyemis 11 лет назад +26

    "I shall taunt you a second time!!!"
    love it! XD

  • @Don-xc7mq
    @Don-xc7mq Год назад +30

    Gold !! Never ceases to bring massive laughter. The whole film is a gem!!

  • @lawrencefoster5855
    @lawrencefoster5855 5 месяцев назад +4

    Whenever I discuss a new possession I'm happy with I always try to say "Oh, yes, its very nice" at some point😄. Nearly died laughing at this scene the first time I saw this movie.

  • @timothytufts3093
    @timothytufts3093 Год назад +19

    This scene and the coconut carrying swallows are the funniest things ever filmed. I laughed so hard the first time I saw it that I couldn't explain it to my wife (who hadn't seen it yet) later that night.

  • @handledeeznutz109
    @handledeeznutz109 Год назад +47

    I remember my sophomore history teacher played this movie for us towards the end of the year and I was the literal only person laughing the whole way through, I was also stoned but I doubt those two things corollate.

    • @tommyhaynes9157
      @tommyhaynes9157 Год назад +1

      No, no way

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 Год назад

      Purely coincidental.

    • @Nancy-tr5fi
      @Nancy-tr5fi Год назад +1

      Of course your senses were fortunately altered to allow the intelligence and un paralleled humorists ever, to penetrate your mind. Lucky for you. To this day they reign as Best!

    • @adrianpeters2413
      @adrianpeters2413 10 месяцев назад +1

      Allways watched python on acid , perfect sence , allways , the programs after did not , and never have since ..... thank you .....

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 13 дней назад

      You were stoned? Well stop saying Jehovah, then.

  • @davidburcar7620
    @davidburcar7620 Год назад +12

    One of my favorite Monty Python movie scenes.

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 5 лет назад +29

    _"If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall....JESUS CHRIST!"_

    • @jeffphakenewz8556
      @jeffphakenewz8556 Год назад

      Just one of many great lines... on a quest for "God"... and several times throughout the movie, the King exclaims "JESUS CHRIST!!!"

  • @jimhuffman9434
    @jimhuffman9434 4 года назад +17

    The Hundred Years' War in a nutshell

  • @tomboyangel78
    @tomboyangel78 13 лет назад +16

    "What are you doing in England?"
    "MIND YOUR OWN BEEZNESS!"

  • @fredfarnackle5455
    @fredfarnackle5455 Месяц назад +1

    It never gets old... Brilliant!

  • @vikingraider58
    @vikingraider58 11 лет назад +35

    Monty Python always does stuff like that... Old women hitting cats against walls, monks hitting themselves, peasants throwing mud around...

  • @babygiraffe123
    @babygiraffe123 4 года назад +24

    "I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!" 😂😂😂😂

  • @davidsigalow7349
    @davidsigalow7349 Год назад +4

    "The ferocity of the French taunting caught King Arthur completely by surprise." - The Historian from "Spamalot".

  • @CLASSICALFAN100
    @CLASSICALFAN100 6 лет назад +66

    **REALITY CHECK**
    The taunt, "Your mother was a hamster!" compares Mum to a tiny rodent, which is quite insult enough! The taunt, "Your father smelt of elderberries!" refers to elderberry wine, and implies that Dad is a Hopeless Lush...lol

    • @FungamerGGsidthedog
      @FungamerGGsidthedog 3 года назад +7

      I think you're looking into that too much

    • @jenniferclark9842
      @jenniferclark9842 Год назад

      Hamsters breed year round, basically saying that “your mother is a whore.”

    • @snaek29
      @snaek29 Год назад

      The hamster comment is because they were an animal notorious for being horny and overbreeding. So calling your mother a hamster implies she is a whore.
      You are quite right about the father being called an alcoholic drunkard however.

    • @nickwyatt3243
      @nickwyatt3243 Год назад

      And what's wrong with that?

  • @LattiMonstaaa
    @LattiMonstaaa 6 лет назад +10

    lol Lancelot slashing at the castle at 3:31

    • @lukesabaton5469
      @lukesabaton5469 3 года назад

      ( every RTS game foot soldier) Just like the simulation🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @louise4217
    @louise4217 11 месяцев назад +3

    Ah, Monty Python...much missed, forever hilarious 😂 🥰😝

  • @anthonyelevatorguy
    @anthonyelevatorguy 5 месяцев назад +2

    I loved being a kid and watching these movies. It made me the man I’m am today 😂😂😂❤

  • @JamesBrewster-ct8gw
    @JamesBrewster-ct8gw Год назад +11

    the first time i saw this movie i was i grade school and its still funny 45 years later i've seen it more than 100 times

  • @charlie6629
    @charlie6629 11 месяцев назад +7

    This is timelessly funny. No matter how many times I've seen it I still laugh

  • @krisvh6880
    @krisvh6880 Год назад +4

    I'm 37 now, i grew up in france (yes sir !) with a father watching those movies and wondering why he was always laughing that hard. Now we both laugh damn hard just talking about it ^^