Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Anonymous Donor: Banned
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2009
- A clip from season 6, episode 2: Cheryl finds out that Jeff ejaculated on the bed and bans him from the house -- much to Susie's displeasure.
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My favourite thing in this scene is Jeff's shrug at 3:34.
My favorite is Larry's mattering "good for you".
The yeah at 2:34 is mine
Jeff is the best!
2:19 Jeff fumbling his words
I love Susie's mix of contempt for her husband and always sticking up for him no matter what
"That's adultery! That's spreading your semen outside of the house!!"
That a WIFE right there
That's a JEW for ya-- the only thing they hate more than each other, is EVERYONE ELSE.
How about Jeff answering Susie as she scolds him, like he cant even argue, " yeah".
“What’s going to happen if I don’t tell”
"Her girlfriend Ted"...
@don't care hate those dudes
@don't care right. in reality theyre even worse than every other guy cause most respectable dudes wont put on a fake "white knight" attitude to get close to a girl
Larry predicted it
WhatalittleYENTA!!!!
😂😂😂
the way Jeff says "yeah" kills me every time.
So nonshanatley too, its hilarious lol
It's like asking him: "Jeff, did you eat my last hershey's kiss??" and he replies: "yeahh".
Agreed- it's a long-shot strategy to try to make it seem normal and ordinary with the faint hope Susie will stop berating him. Even the way he sits and his hand gesture as he says it is hilarious
@@eyedea81 *nonchalant
It's the second yeah that's the funniest
Susie: YOU WHAT!!!! YOU JERKED OFF IN THEIR HOUSE!!!!!
Jeff: yeahh....
Waves his left hand like yeaah, of course, why not. Lol
Ted Danson is like the villain of this season.
He is a useless human being
I dont think it's acting
I love him for backing out of the sandwich switch deal. I laugh when he says ‘that sounds awful!’
Every season
@@Gnolomweb lol
Ted Danson "What a little Yenta!"
T Davis what does yenta mean? Lol
@@mlady2995 it means gossiper
What is yiddish?
@@corywiedenbeck1562 lol. What's a question?
her girlfriend ted
Suzie is easily the best female support in any sitcom.
James Moody everyone in the show is a bit of a piece of shit, a lot like real life
@James Moody shes hilarious
James Moody yawn
James Moody you sound like the guy that’s scared of being abused by women lol not me. it’s a tv character and she’s hilarious
@James Moody what a wuss. she's calling him an asshole because he's an asshole. stop being a little bitch about a tv character for some fake anti woke bullshit
"you have brought your semen outside our home!?"
"yeah!"
i think she said wrought
She says "wrought" ;)
@@orionumbro3777 which is infinitely more hilarious 😂😂😂
She said wrought which is way funnier.
"that's adultery" 😂😂😂
No adultery is all the women he schtupped behind her back 😂
😂😂😂
Jeff: 'yyyyeahh(?)' love it
Alex .Lyall glad someone else noticed the yeahhhh hahahah
Thats the best part of this clip^_^
“Be gone with you”.
Even from Susie it sounds almost biblical.
😂
Poor Larry, he was on susie’s side for once and she still got mad at him 😂
It's inevitable.
This show is just utterly incredible. Seriously, this is the funniest show I've seen in a long time. Can't believe I'm so late to this. Brilliant!
It is beyond funny it's fucking hilarious - every season is funnier than the previous and there have been 8...Brilliant!
you cannot beat this show
Don’t feel bad 😞 I’m late on the show to but this show is beyond hilarious 😆 I wanna hangout with Larry David , even if it’s just a wave
Not as late as I am . I'm just know seeing it. I love the outrageousness of it all.
stryfetc1😊🙃😊 I AGREE😊🙃😊🙋♀️
i love the "hi how are ya" that jeff says to suzie at 2:18 hahahah
“Who’d you said we’s who I was banned from the house?”
I dated a girl like Susie for years. Lots of fun! I couldn't help but laugh during her enormous tirades. She could get mad at anything, but the way Susie turned from being mad at Jeff to defending him from Cheryl is something only a truly feisty woman does. Classic.
Y'all are about as crazy as those women, I can't do that, I need my peace, compromise, & positive vibes lol
i guess Feisty now means bat shit crazy.
@@JohnAlexanderiii Yep. You'll notice my post was past tense.
The mentally ill can do it too.
I actually thought Susie defending Jeff was kinda sexsy, I swear the Susie from the earlier seasons was kinda hot, in a mean sick twisted kind of hot. But hot none the less.
i loved when jeff spoke in gibberish to try and cover up what he and larry said when susie came in.
dont bullshit me
That’s the best part of the scene... I wonder if it was improved or scripted.
That impromptu can not be improved.
Plus the terse "hey how are ya"
Speaking in tongues
Jeff's "yeah" at 2:48 just kills me.
Looks like Ted was plotting a relationship with Cheryl even when his friend was still married to her! Lol
Yep the writing was on the wall.
Once again, Susie steals the scene. She is amazing
NOTE TO SELF: no matter how good/close a friend is once he's married NEVER tell him anything personal cuz it always "inexplicably" gets back to his wife.
1 Bad Jesus so true!
But he didn't tell his wife. Fucking Becker did
Fuck that
I dont tell my wife shit
@@TOAOM123 good luck with your impending divorce.
@@soyslut
You think divorces are driven by a refusal to share other people's personal details?
Her favorite line- "get the f out of my house!"😂😂
Sussie talks to Jeff as if he is her son, I love that woman. Funny as hell.
"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 😂😂😂
"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?"
01:38 "And then he's GOSSIPING??" / "What a litlle YENTA!"
"What a little yenta!!"😂😂
“And Cheryl kicked him out? Really. Who the f*** is she...!” Lol, I love that transition. 😂
Missing best part of the episode, when jeff says he did it. He's like it's no big deal and almost proud of it. One of the funniest moments in the entire series
Yaa
3:21 Larry agreeing with Suzie " F U" LMAO
what a little yenta!
"who the FUCK is she to tell MY husband what to do?!"
Tryin to catch my breath here, laughter is suffocating me, someone help, please. Suzie is funniest character I've ever seen in a sitcom.
With the way Susie treats Larry, It's easy to forget that Larry is Jeff's (very rich) client. You'd think she'd have some decorum around Larry, since he basically funds her lifestyle.
You know what Susie would have to say about that? Yeh well fuck you!
lol, "Her new girlfriend Ted!" Me and my dad cracked up about that for days.
I love Jeff and Larry’s friendship
I like Jeff's resonse at 2:40 haha.
"What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" 🤣
"Her girlfriend Ted" 😄
maybe in a hotel
2:55 Jeff starts to laugh and the camera pans over
What a little yenta!!!! LOL
Seinfeld was was almost the greatest show ever but Curb is hands down the best written and funniest by far.
Well Curb isn’t written so.
@@victorkong82 so they just go out and say anything no plot no ideas
@@donaldwarnick3412 well they have certain lines that they want the actors to say but a >50% portion of it is whatever comes off the top of their heads as improv. wonder if they’d ever do Whose line
It's pretty well documented that the cast is largely kept in the dark about the plot and just given a broad idea of what the scene needs to accomplish. LD discourages acting and prefers natural, spur-of-the-moment interaction. That said, the more recent seasons, to me, have been overacted.
CYE is spontaneous and appears fresh in the first viewing, but the story line lags and I doubt that anyone would want to watch the episodes repeatedly.
Funny thing is Larry has the last laugh when he goes and finishes on Sammy’s teddy bear and blames it on Ted 😂😂
XD..."You brought your semen outside our home?!?!" Fuck me, that killed me..
2:42 for me the best moment in Curb history
Little Yenta...priceless
Am I the only one who thinks she's wanted to ban Larry for years and this is an excuse?
2:45 "YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SEMEN OUTSIDE OF OUR HOME, JEFF?" 😂
Good lord I love Susie.
shes a grat wife!
Maxwell Edison the best bit involving her was when the deaf man used sign language to call her crazy.
Maxwell Edison I especially love the episode where she goes to Larry's house seemingly screaming at him for no reason and Loretta really gives her a taste of her own medicine.
Ted Danson the only man in human history to friend zone his way to a relationship
Larry just basically agreed to everything susie said.. and he still got banned!!!
If married life is as fucked as this, I'm sticking to being single till the day I die.
Claire Louise same. Not sure what ppl mean when they Susie is a great wife and hot....
Not actually based on fact, it's called comedy.
Of all the brilliant humor in this show, this is probably my favorite sequence ever.
What a little yenta!!! Priceless
Cheryl and Ted’s relationship set up so early on
You gotta love the way Jeff says yeaah..
“YOU HAVE BROUGHT YOUR SEAMEN, OUTSIDE THIS HOME?!?!” 😂😂😂😂🤣
😂😂😂😂 “I punish my husband”
"HER GIRLFRIEND TED"...LMAO!!!..🤣👍
Jeff's "yeahs" were freaking killing me
The delivery of 'you've bought your semen outside this house - that's adultery, Jeff' makes Suzie the MVP of this show.
"I punish my husband!" Hahaha!!!
"I've never masturbated at someone's house"
"Good for you"
Dead 🤣
“Be gone with you !” I love Susie so much. Retaliatory mutual bannings.
When Cheryl was explaining out how it would sound when Larry told her about Jeff, I literally busted out laughing. I’ve seen this episode many times before, but for some reason I found that funnier than usual.
Yes! Cheryl in that conversation is hysterical, I must have watched it 100 times and paralyzed from laughter!
You can see Jeff Garlin start to laugh at 2:55 and the camera quickly moves away to cover it
Nice catch!
Larry should have just banned Susie.
If only my wife stuck up for me like Susie...I would be still married now
Miserably married but married ...
3:14..." I punish my husband. "
"Her girlfriend Ted" - little throw away lines like that are hilarious!
"Be gone with you! Good! Don't come back!" She's priceless.
Love Jeff’s break at the line “You masturbate in this house and this house alone!” I have no idea how they are ever able to play straight!
This show is pure gold
i am a 100% percent sure that Jeff was imagining Cheryl when he did his business in the guest room.
@jam of fog I think she's great
I absolutely love her!!! Sooo many good lines and her delivery?!?! Funny!!!
the "okay" at 3:02
Susie is straight crazy lol
She acts like he finished on her face or something, relax girl.
lmfaooooooooooooooooooo
What a little yenta!😄
I bought a subscription so that I can watch the curb episodes. But I still watch these clips more than the episodes.
I was so happy when Larry and cheryl seperated. I couldnt live with her. Would rather live with Leon
The way Jeff says "yeah" at 2:44 😁😁
"FINE..fine, IM BANNED!
"DONT COME BACK!!!!!!"
"DONT WORRY I WONT!"
XD
this video is literally missing the best part, where jeff admits it.
"it... it was me"
Ok so you've seen the show. Great.
The way Jeff says “yeah” as if he’s cool with it and it’s a normal thing 😂
I gotta agree with Leon man, something sexy about Susie putting her foot down not gonna lie
so what yuh deh seh mek wuleepa sense mi bredda
I must have watched this scene 20 times. What a genius!
“That’s adultery!” - OMG
2:41 yeeeaaaahhhhh
It’s so funny seeing them argue like children
“Yea, her girlfriend, Ted.” Lmao
Ted was so jealous of long ball Larry
"I'd rather have the masturbator in our house than the gossip" 😂
This show is like dry anxiety therapy, i dont know why i keep coming back
If You Have A "Friend" Like Ted.. 🗣️GET RID OF THAT GUY
One of the funniest scenes!
In classic form, he asks Susie, "What's gonna happen if I don't tell?" HAHAHA!!!
"Yeah! Her girlfriend ted!" Lmao
I love Suzie so much
Be gone with you! LOL!