Larry David and the Slow Toaster

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  • Опубликовано: 3 апр 2012
  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Season 6
    Episode 6
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  • @seededsoul
    @seededsoul 6 лет назад +386

    He should have brought the toaster to her room.
    Too bad Larry never had Danny Devito on the show.

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 5 лет назад +20

      Or the George Forman grill like Michael Scott

    • @flangecorp9789
      @flangecorp9789 4 года назад +13

      A Frank and Larry cross-over would be a great episode!

    • @dengueberries
      @dengueberries 4 года назад +10

      @@flangecorp9789 Frank, Larry, and Michael having an argument about toasters. And they say Infinity War was the most ambitious crossover event in history...

    • @radboi69xxx
      @radboi69xxx 3 года назад +1

      I believe Divito made a brief appearance as a golfer.

  • @karljacobson7811
    @karljacobson7811 5 лет назад +51

    I love Larry’s father....so funny and his glasses are a riot

  • @vantom9836
    @vantom9836 5 лет назад +215

    "If this toast goes back in that machine, it’s gonna lose its essense, it’s not gonna be toast no more"

  • @suzyflorida1193
    @suzyflorida1193 5 лет назад +72

    Shelley was one of the greatest improvisers of all time. He never would take off his toupe in public. Larry told him that he wanted him to play his father but that he'd have to play him without the toupe. Great decision because Shelley was just brilliant and hysterical. RIP Shelley!

  • @kdub1242
    @kdub1242 4 года назад +196

    He's right, you can't pause toast. When you interrupt and remove it, it cools, and moisture from the air condenses on the partially toasted bread. Then the retoast attempt has to spend a lot of time re-drying the bread before actual toasting can continue, and it will be incomplete. It's like a whole NASA level operation. Can't do it at home.

    • @antyradiowiec
      @antyradiowiec 3 года назад +9

      @Cris you most definetaly cannot pause toast

    • @jameslahey6358
      @jameslahey6358 3 года назад +4

      Fake intellectual

    • @nostro1940
      @nostro1940 3 года назад +2

      I don't think you know whats air condensation.
      The toast is hot, it will NOT condense any moister

    • @robkunkel8833
      @robkunkel8833 2 года назад +2

      You captured the whole Leon explanation! You are a true humanitarian.

    • @lapisredux
      @lapisredux 2 года назад

      i think it depends what you're putting on the toast...if it's a thousand on a raft it'll make no difference.

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 4 года назад +24

    It was so great to see veteran comedians working on ‘Curb’....LUVED Shelly Berman. R.I.P.

  • @1994sunsfan
    @1994sunsfan 11 лет назад +332

    larry's dad is a bro, he needs to be on the show more often

    • @originalJoeKing
      @originalJoeKing 4 года назад +91

      Unfortunately he can't anymore. Rest in peace, Shelley Berman.

    • @pappamthembu
      @pappamthembu 3 года назад +3

      Couldn't agree with you more.

    • @philipmathews690
      @philipmathews690 3 года назад +3

      @Cris LOL

    • @Moneyg73
      @Moneyg73 3 года назад +1

      2021 suns fan here. Couldn't agree with you more. His dad was the homie.

    • @neelmoudgil4962
      @neelmoudgil4962 2 года назад +3

      “Don’t bother Larry”

  • @ronoccc
    @ronoccc 8 лет назад +931

    Cheryl been living the easy life off Larry for too long

    • @thesnakedecides3423
      @thesnakedecides3423 7 лет назад +256

      curb accurately depicted the consequences of marrying some chick just because she is hot

    • @johnny2k505
      @johnny2k505 6 лет назад +66

      She took half of Larry in their divorce, she don't need no man

    • @claymationwaves
      @claymationwaves 6 лет назад +9

      yah but hot blondes man

    • @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771
      @lifeisactuallyveryboring.7771 6 лет назад +81

      I seriously dislike her character, always guilt and shaming him non-stop.

    • @zdrumdude
      @zdrumdude 5 лет назад +12

      n a yes.....bill burr ....lol🤣

  • @joaoportesantava1412
    @joaoportesantava1412 2 года назад +11

    “She did things that say love” hahahaha
    I love this season

  • @Gorevet
    @Gorevet 9 лет назад +326

    Schmohawk

    • @jennylee9278
      @jennylee9278 6 лет назад +10

      I've learned some Yiddish words from Judge Judy.

    • @BrianBattles
      @BrianBattles 3 года назад +3

      I produced a commercial when I worked at WBAB in LI in 1981 with a character named Norman Schmohawk. Larry probably heard it and stole it! Damn

  • @BenB8290
    @BenB8290 10 лет назад +797

    I love how Larry is a millionaire and uses the generic Safeway strawberry jelly.

    • @LionelMarsden
      @LionelMarsden 10 лет назад +71

      *billionaire lol

    • @BenB8290
      @BenB8290 10 лет назад +15

      Lionel Marsden As if it makes any difference, say except to his accountants.

    • @joshk7286
      @joshk7286 9 лет назад +67

      BenB8290 There are plenty of people who have worked a long time in the middle class with careful investing who have put together 7 figures worth of assets. Doesn't mean you can live in the ritziest neighborhoods, own a fancy car etc. If you're a billionaire, you're on a different level and you can basically buy whatever you want. 10 of each.

    • @VicInNocal
      @VicInNocal 7 лет назад +69

      Gee, thanks for the economics lesson, you captain of the obvious fucktard. Larry David didn't get rich by clipping coupons and buying clothes at Target, you idiot, he is worth probably like $600 million or some shit like that -the original poster's comment made perfect sense and yet you had to come in here on a RUclips comment and give us your Suze Orman finance lesson. Jesus fucking Christ!!!!

    • @SilverPulp
      @SilverPulp 7 лет назад +15

      The Eagle I don't understand why you watch this show if you have bigoted assumptions towards jews...

  • @jsmcguireIII
    @jsmcguireIII 8 лет назад +69

    one of the best things about LD is he brings guys like Shelly Berman out for us to enjoy again. He gets the best cast members because they probably crack him up too.

  • @Hectorheroic
    @Hectorheroic 2 года назад +6

    "I'm gonna get my love lady a toaster". Sometimes curbs most throw away lines are my favourites.

  • @graylobo133
    @graylobo133 7 лет назад +34

    She did things that said LOVE! ...Best show ever and season 9 started filming 11/2016

  • @deadheadwsp705
    @deadheadwsp705 3 года назад +79

    I can’t stop laughing when his dad is on. Everything he does is funny

  • @DMaria216
    @DMaria216 3 года назад +25

    Larry’s father (actor) was so precious.
    Rip 💗

    • @nostro1940
      @nostro1940 2 года назад

      You don't look bad yourself

  • @whitecandaceowens
    @whitecandaceowens 3 года назад +24

    I love how he goes from you can pause toast to you can’t pause toast based on what’s convenient

  • @justinsane3909
    @justinsane3909 5 лет назад +208

    Those have to be Morty's glasses from the Seinfeld archives.

    • @joeblow7008
      @joeblow7008 4 года назад +26

      my wallets gone!

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 года назад +14

      "Jerry! Look at this - I'm watching *3* movies at once....Pay Per View!"

    • @ivyboy14
      @ivyboy14 3 года назад +5

      Tap...Tap... What are you looking at me? I'll tell you what I'm looking at - the next condo board president

    • @charlesdreadful5997
      @charlesdreadful5997 3 года назад +6

      All he needs now is the 'Executive', the best beltless raincoat ever produced.

  • @BlueLeopard200
    @BlueLeopard200 5 лет назад +32

    "You can't pause toast", "Yes you can" lol. Only on Curb would this debate be had.

  • @andred4473
    @andred4473 4 года назад +45

    Anyone else impressed by Larry’s toast catching reflexes

  • @dmscats3745
    @dmscats3745 2 года назад +3

    😄"I'm gonna get my love lady a toaster!"😆 😂Lmfao🤣

  • @newperve
    @newperve 4 года назад +38

    New toaster that doesn't take a year: $30
    Taxi ride for woman who needs to get to an interview: $50
    Not making your wife divorce you and take half money when you're a billionaire: Priceless.

    • @pierre2676
      @pierre2676 3 года назад +1

      Gotta love that mastercard

  • @illygah
    @illygah Год назад +3

    0:27 you get a good look at Senior's glasses. They are the same prop that Larry has in season 4 in his costume for The Producers. What a frugal man. I love LD.

  • @justa-salad8992
    @justa-salad8992 9 лет назад +254

    hahaha I'm going to get my love lady a toaster...."

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 5 лет назад +4

      I got a toaster for Christmas from a BF one yr....... he wrapped two-$20s around Styrofoam bread slices....

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 5 лет назад +2

      @@lindaleelaw5277 Did you like the gift?

    • @markread7333
      @markread7333 4 года назад +5

      Love ladies love toasters.

    • @michaelmcclure3383
      @michaelmcclure3383 4 года назад +2

      @@lindaleelaw5277 obviously you're someone's love lady Haha

  • @anon69669
    @anon69669 5 лет назад +19

    I love Larry’s relationship with his dad

  • @d_i_g_i_t_a_l_p_r_i_m_e5617
    @d_i_g_i_t_a_l_p_r_i_m_e5617 7 лет назад +88

    RIP Mr Berman

    • @kshinokevin
      @kshinokevin 5 лет назад +2

      Oh, Shelley Berman. I just found out who this guy was by Googling "political satirists." Mort Sahl's name also came up too.

  • @Millennial_Mike
    @Millennial_Mike 5 лет назад +16

    Larry's dad is an amazing character

  • @sosalaflare2918
    @sosalaflare2918 4 года назад +11

    Larry’s dad with the mob glasses on 😎

  • @adriamaral300
    @adriamaral300 2 года назад +3

    “She did things, that say love”. 😂🤣

  • @drunkchardom5311
    @drunkchardom5311 4 года назад +7

    I know i’m supposed to be invested in the toaster part of this scene but I can’t get over how stunning Vivica Fox looks in that blazer and skirt. she really is a fox. fucking hot.

  • @danielleanderson6371
    @danielleanderson6371 4 года назад +28

    Couldn't LD just ask Leon to make Cheryl some toast?

  • @klondike69none85
    @klondike69none85 Год назад +4

    watching him say "she did things that say love" and then watching larry die inside lol

  • @porridge57
    @porridge57 4 года назад +5

    I love this segment. So many moving parts.

  • @rgreenberg35
    @rgreenberg35 Год назад +1

    "You can't pause toast"

  • @maksimumentropy
    @maksimumentropy 8 лет назад +52

    Shelley Berman is awesome.

  • @AnabolicAsylum
    @AnabolicAsylum 7 лет назад +125

    Toast it in the oven or toast it on a gas stove with a metal spatula. Save the toaster for the bathtub.

  • @BusStopProductions.
    @BusStopProductions. 4 года назад +3

    Larry was out of breath from walking up the stairs

  • @TheCurval
    @TheCurval 11 лет назад +16

    " im getting mi love lady a toaster"

  • @tangobango9653
    @tangobango9653 5 лет назад +4

    Those glasses on Shelly Berman are great!

  • @E32DJ-Baby
    @E32DJ-Baby Год назад +3

    The toaster debate was hilarious from 2 genius comedians great show. 😁

  • @melodiefrances3898
    @melodiefrances3898 3 года назад +4

    I love Larry's dad

  • @marsazorean62
    @marsazorean62 3 года назад +6

    Shelly Berman is a mensch.
    And an under appriecated comic legend.

  • @AlexColberg
    @AlexColberg 8 лет назад +106

    Shelley Berman is 22 years older than Larry David, so good casting. Before I looked it up I thought they were maybe 15 years apart.

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH 7 лет назад +2

      And now he's dead.

    • @Oetti
      @Oetti 6 лет назад +15

      I was just wondering about that actor earlier this year, around May. Found he had retired and was suffering from Alzheimer's. Looks like he died about a month ago, Sept 1 2017. Very sad, RIP.

    • @AnthonyMonaghan
      @AnthonyMonaghan 4 года назад +4

      I thought they were twins.

  • @bigadz0r
    @bigadz0r Год назад +1

    Cheryl , always been a ball breaker.

  • @mercedes-benzbentleyranger1070
    @mercedes-benzbentleyranger1070 5 лет назад +2

    I love Larry father's big glasses😊😊

  • @mixer14316
    @mixer14316 9 лет назад +99

    LOL. You can pause toast. Ha ha ha.

    • @jaolin6042
      @jaolin6042 7 лет назад +9

      mixer14316 I'm with Leon - you simply can't!

    • @skullsaintdead
      @skullsaintdead 5 лет назад +7

      It depends on the severity of the toasting. If it remains as bread, then you're safe. If it has transformed into a toast like state, you're outta luck. Too dry, too burnt. Been there, done that.

    • @fortylove68
      @fortylove68 5 лет назад

      It’s true that you can pause toast, that said, the integrity is certainly diminished. No one likes that. No one.

    • @DJogdog
      @DJogdog 5 лет назад

      I actually intentionally pause toast.

    • @porridge57
      @porridge57 4 года назад +2

      I also love "I've got a lot of time invested in this toast."

  • @loualcaraz6497
    @loualcaraz6497 4 года назад +3

    That’s what I got my “love lady” for Valentine’s Day; a toaster.

  • @alinalin0
    @alinalin0 9 лет назад +46

    The interviewer left for 30 minutes and the toast took 15 minutes...

    • @gothicfan51
      @gothicfan51 9 лет назад +10

      xdfgdgdfgdfgdf So... Do you realise that the time it took them to drive there was ALSO 15 minutes, hence the 30 min figure...

    • @alinalin0
      @alinalin0 9 лет назад +19

      Gothicfan51 She was mad that he took 15 minutes, so she would have been 15 minutes late instead of 30, but still late...

    • @therussmeister
      @therussmeister 8 лет назад +15

      +xdfgdgdfgdfgdf The shmohawks took 15 minutes.

    • @silverapples75
      @silverapples75 4 года назад +1

      @@gothicfan51 Then even without factoring the toaster in they were _still_ running 15 minutes late.

    • @gothicfan51
      @gothicfan51 4 года назад +1

      @@silverapples75 I don't even know what this conversation was about.

  • @PierceTravels
    @PierceTravels 5 месяцев назад +1

    In the toaster business we call those sloasters

  • @FrankBenlin
    @FrankBenlin 4 года назад +2

    I just had to pause this video to watch Larry on Seth. It's a good day.

  • @kecola
    @kecola 4 года назад +1

    Lmao I got a lot of time invested in this toast!

  • @folarinosibodu
    @folarinosibodu 2 года назад +1

    "She did things that say love" with the hands up is so funny.

  • @sclogse1
    @sclogse1 9 лет назад +2

    It does make you want to see how this turns out. If only movie previews could do the same simple thing.

  • @thehellwithem
    @thehellwithem 6 лет назад +24

    Let the poor man give a nice toaster to the happy-ender!

    • @H.C.Q.
      @H.C.Q. 4 года назад

      thehellwithem Asians don't even eat bread!

  • @KenrickLockhart
    @KenrickLockhart 2 года назад +1

    "yes, yes I'm crazy"
    Truth

  • @johnhamilton6485
    @johnhamilton6485 6 лет назад +3

    The book "A Hotel is a Place ..." by Shelley Berman is a classic as far as my family is concerned.

  • @KingSausage74
    @KingSausage74 4 года назад +2

    I've never fell in love with a masseuse but I've been addicted to a few.

  • @zebontheweb
    @zebontheweb 4 года назад +2

    I’m gonna get my love lady a toaster... I hear a song comin on 🎶 🙃

  • @sherrigaskin5656
    @sherrigaskin5656 3 года назад +2

    His dad was a great judge on Boston Legal.

  • @mrbigarms
    @mrbigarms 5 лет назад

    This is a particularly good one!

  • @rbriggs89
    @rbriggs89 7 лет назад +3

    still the best HBO Comedy Series

  • @karen81986
    @karen81986 4 года назад +3

    Love his dad. So cute

  • @jonesjonz1
    @jonesjonz1 7 лет назад +5

    Yes Yes, Yes I'm crazy... love pops

  • @christopherdennis4280
    @christopherdennis4280 5 лет назад +2

    The casting is amazing

  • @OnlyEdandTheAlmost
    @OnlyEdandTheAlmost 9 лет назад +275

    Wide-slot toasters have ruined breakfast. The heating elements are so far away from the bread that it takes literally _forever_ to toast the bread. Yes, _literally!_ If the breakfast-impaired fools designing these mechanical atrocities make the slots any wider, we'll be able to fit entire loaves in there, which is no exaggeration, as bread continues to shrink at a literally _alarming_ rate. *It's an outrage.*

    • @Doriesep6622
      @Doriesep6622 8 лет назад +32

      Larry would love you.

    • @bedford4383
      @bedford4383 7 лет назад +11

      I read it in Larry's voice. Thank you.

    • @OnlyEdandTheAlmost
      @OnlyEdandTheAlmost 7 лет назад +8

      Larry's writers would have put it so much better. I just hate wide-slot toasters. But thanks.

    • @rickrose5377
      @rickrose5377 7 лет назад +7

      Only Ed and The Almost
      Literally, Ed? Are you sure? Well, then they aren't toasters at all, are they, since the bread never actually becomes toast. I guess they are just slotted electrical devices.
      In the words of Seinfeld, regarding his maid, "What the hell did I just pay for?"

    • @bucklaw
      @bucklaw 6 лет назад +2

      It's all gone to shit. Protectionism.

  • @shawntaythompson5732
    @shawntaythompson5732 3 года назад +1

    "She did things that say LOVE"🤣🤣😂👌

  • @jorgemontefusco650
    @jorgemontefusco650 3 месяца назад +1

    Shelley Bergman in his 90’s and still hilarious.

  • @cultfan5227
    @cultfan5227 7 лет назад +6

    I feel his pain - our toaster is too slow too !

  • @rangerswing
    @rangerswing 3 года назад +1

    She said not to bother you so I didn't bother you 😂

  • @SammyN69
    @SammyN69 9 лет назад +54

    At 2:07, it sounds like Loretta caught herself starting to say "Larry", then quickly changed it to "LD". Wonder if that was almost a mistake that she quickly corrected.

  • @tzazella751
    @tzazella751 3 года назад +1

    I'm going to get my love lady...I'm going to get her a toaster!

  • @kevinw9073
    @kevinw9073 3 года назад +1

    Nothing says I love you, like a toaster.

  • @graylobo133
    @graylobo133 10 лет назад +15

    BEst show in History!

  • @ginger-bread_man
    @ginger-bread_man 5 лет назад +2

    I’m gonna get my love lady a toaster!

  • @strangedays4
    @strangedays4 4 года назад +2

    Larry says to Leon that you can pause toast but tells cheryl you can't

  • @triciagadd9372
    @triciagadd9372 7 лет назад +6

    RIP Shelley Berman

  • @A11Omar
    @A11Omar 3 года назад +1

    She did things that say love 😂

  • @MegaSnippezz
    @MegaSnippezz 4 года назад +2

    Using Shmohawk whenever there’s a bad driver on the road from now on

  • @bonniepoker2115
    @bonniepoker2115 6 лет назад +5

    Larry's dad wears the same glasses as Jerry's dad did in Seinfeld

  • @formermullet13
    @formermullet13 6 месяцев назад

    Shelley Berman was incredible casting. I wonder how many people appreciate his career.

  • @Jex2112
    @Jex2112 7 лет назад +214

    Is Larry's father saying he got a happy ending?.... WTF... who would do that to an old man like that?! ...... im uh.... im asking for a friend of mine..

    • @ginger-bread_man
      @ginger-bread_man 5 лет назад +23

      Jex2112 : Robert Kraft has been getting them for ages.

    • @theflanman420420
      @theflanman420420 5 лет назад +6

      ginger well done sir

    • @Relco12
      @Relco12 4 года назад +1

      depends on the place and the tip.

    • @ldaymccoy7258
      @ldaymccoy7258 4 года назад +9

      He is Jewish, I think we know what his tip was like.

    • @original6hockey402
      @original6hockey402 4 года назад +2

      L Day McCoy Joy Behar’s neck.

  • @aiberlane3390
    @aiberlane3390 5 лет назад +90

    His wife is so spoiled. Apparently her toast is more important than anything else, and who cares if someone misses their job interview?

    • @hebber1961
      @hebber1961 5 лет назад +11

      The modern female for ya.

    • @reg5381
      @reg5381 5 лет назад +8

      Women hate women.

    • @stevendalloesingh1214
      @stevendalloesingh1214 4 года назад +1

      Could have put the slices in and left it at her bedside, toast would have been toast by the time they got back.

    • @christopherrapczynski204
      @christopherrapczynski204 4 года назад +2

      @Diane Berg guess my mom and several school friends are incels, damn

    • @bettinabettina7155
      @bettinabettina7155 4 года назад +2

      Those guests in Larry's home are freeloaders. Larry's wife should come first. Whether she's a whiner or not

  • @spiritualopportunism4585
    @spiritualopportunism4585 7 лет назад

    I was ready to watch the whole thing....

  • @neilchetwood4625
    @neilchetwood4625 4 года назад +3

    His dad got a ‘happy ending!’😜

  • @allys744
    @allys744 3 года назад +1

    That’s Shelley Berman playing Larry’s dad. He was also in an episode of The Twilight Zone, where he played a misanthropic office worker. I knew he sounded familiar

  • @vickidianacoghlan8946
    @vickidianacoghlan8946 3 года назад +1

    Every guy loves a HAPPY ENDING!!!

  • @yellowblanka6058
    @yellowblanka6058 4 года назад +14

    "I'm gonna get my love lady a toaster"...and I always thought the saying was "Diamonds are girl's best friend", how could I have been so wrong...

  • @JilmM7936
    @JilmM7936 4 года назад +2

    Must be the same brand of toaster they use at Tim Horton's, I feel Cheryl's pain every time I order a "toasted" bagel there.

  • @emil.jansson
    @emil.jansson 5 лет назад +9

    Those glases are about 45 years old.

  • @shawnmichaels5934
    @shawnmichaels5934 2 года назад +1

    I miss this actor. RIP

  • @poledancerz1
    @poledancerz1 4 года назад +1

    Did anyone else notice that toast-catch at 2:07 was smooth as fuck?

  • @bootlegdarappertv
    @bootlegdarappertv 4 года назад +1

    What’re you crazy?
    Yes I’m crazy

  • @devinwebb0
    @devinwebb0 4 года назад +1

    "Haha yes yes I'm crazy" hahaha

  • @dpclerks09
    @dpclerks09 Год назад +6

    This show is SO exaggerated and ridiculous, and silly, yet SO real to life at the same time. There really is a genius to it.

  • @ssa3101
    @ssa3101 4 года назад

    His "love lady" 😂

  • @user-iy8zf6ci4t
    @user-iy8zf6ci4t 4 года назад +1

    This is a real life Magoo

  • @theyellowlightsaber3193
    @theyellowlightsaber3193 3 года назад +1

    A millionaire who hasnt got a decent toaster, thats the funniest part like he couldnt own the worlds latest most high tec toaster or just get a toasted sandwhich from a deli or something.

  • @redproject88
    @redproject88 11 лет назад +4

    L.D............ FUCKING HERO

  • @TheQuail07
    @TheQuail07 4 года назад

    Get your love lady a toaster

  • @shanehaney2121
    @shanehaney2121 4 года назад

    I was expecting someone was going to be making a long toast. Lol