I think he was sad after Cheryl left for a while. There is a scene where he can't get out of bed and Leon/Jeff say he has to get his mopey-dick out of bed.
In reality she would take half of that half a billion plus the decency of being almost a perfect lady. But I would still choose Larry!!!! He is pretty pretty pretty good.
I know it's just a show and all, but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind could pick Cheryl as a friend instead of Larry. To me it's a complete no brainer.
I think the undertone here is all Larry's friends (or their' wifes) hate him, because, as stonem001 put it, he is an incosiderate asshole - the fact he constantly keeps reminding them about. So when the "choosing" time came, they took the opportunity to ditch him.
If you are friends with someone who went into a relationship and the relationship ends you aren't even allowed to choose his/her ex as the friend for the future. That's not how the game works. You stick with the one you know the longest, it's the ''old friend first''-rule.
"We didn't invite you to our oceans fundraiser because we thought you were a global warming guy." Who says liberals can't make fun of themselves - this is classic LA.
Oh, timber_beast, you're not fooling anyone. You've never held enough money in your hands to make it further than 10 miles from the city limits of your trailer park.
I love how Jeff's look at 0:36 shows he knew at that moment, something was going to kick off at a time he wished it wouldn't. Typical yet genius Larry.
I couldn't believe the guy who borrowed ten grand from Larry would have the nerve to not invite him to his birthday party and then say he is choosing Cheryl.... and Funkhouser too, Marty wouldn't even have known Cheryl if it weren't for Larry and Ted Danson too. Those guys are Larry's friends not fucking Cheryl's. And even Jeff didn't even choose Larry, he choose not to take any sides.
Divorces are nothing but trouble. Then friends have to choose? That's bullshit. And yea, what an asshole SOB prick to "borrow" 10k and not let Larry go to the party. Worse is he choose her before the party and after he got the loan. If someone asked me for 10k or more, id make them sign a contract stating i am able to go to the party and to pay back every penny plus interest. Or they would pay it all back and no party will happen. If you have friends that don't pick your side, they are not your true loyal friends which is sad. Why do fake friends have to be asshole pricks?
My ex girlfriend did this to me once - I had great friends, introduced them to my girlfriend. Then when we split up - they ‘chose her’. I still talk to them, but it’s been several years before we have been properly speaking again
fuck man same here... I sometimes stalk her fb page and of course all my old male/females friends are constantly talking to her in comments (and presumably texts/in person), thing was... she cheated on me and I dumped her as a result, which they all agreed with me for, but then we just all drifted apart. Not with them apparently. Fuck everyone
used to think Cheryl was a cool wife but after the kidney op you realised how she was just using Larry for money and even with these scenes she's still only relevant in those groups because of his money.
@@stephenmarkelov1829girl was quick to ask about Larry’s will, she even said he was secretive about it so maybe Larry was aware she’s money hungry somehow. Did you even notice how she’s so fine with Larry giving away his kidney while Jeff’s wife was so strict about his husband kidney? So many redflags on cheryl but that doesnt mean Larry is innocent too. They’re both toxic.
My mom would have said to him, "if they chose Cheryl, then they were never really your friends to begin with right?" Of course you would think she could come up with some better crap by the third kid.
omg people in this comment section dont realize what curb is all about, its not about making sense its about being funny, listen to the primo guy accent that fkn hilarious, and a restaurant choosing cheryl i mean that makes no sense at all, which makes it hilarious, curb has a level of comedic intelligence that some people jsut cant grasp, they rather go watch ross get back with rachel .
Poor Larry. I feel sorry for him. All his friends left and now all he's left with is $500 million and the ability to be at the Las Vegas tables in about 60 minutes any time he wants.
Some people are desperate for social interactions in would probably choose friends over money. I haven't had friends in about 10 years and I really don't mind it but that's just me
@@martinsmith5520It depends on what they value more and other reasons. Some value money more while others value friendship more. It depends on the person.
Maxwell Edison I know I do. Episodes like this make my blood boil at points, like that feeling where you feel the blood pressure in your head rise and barely can contain your fists. But then I realize it's just a comedy and I need to calm the fuck down.
+Maxwell Edison It's called empathy. This show can really hit a nerve sometimes because it's so relatable and realistic. If you've ever had a bad break-up, this is much what it is like.
@@bernlin2000 Yep. Your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend tell all your friends and family what a horrible person you are and then they all shun you based on her words alone. On a side note, Larry is rough around the edges but it'd be a lot more interesting to have him as a friend rather than Cheryl(gold-digger).
money can't buy happiness man.... I'm by no means wealthy, especially Larry David wealthy, but I'm set financially. I don't have to worry about money anymore (I was broke and homeless just 2 years ago), but even with a nice looking bank account I just can't muster up the energy to do ANYTHING. I could travel the world or literally do any hobby I wanted, but I just... can't. It's a sick position to be in :-(
You're going to commit a major arson (along with the massive legal ramifications) because some people decide they don't want you around anymore? Yeah, sure. Even so, maybe that's exactly why they wouldn't want that person around anymore.
This is funny and all, but it isn't too realistic given the context of this show and its characters. Yes, Larry is an obnoxious person--but ultimately, he's the co-creator of Seinfeld, one of the wealthiest people in Hollywood, and an ultra high status person--one of the elites, if you will. And in a superficial, status-conscious city like Los Angeles, a lot of people would go with Larry over Cheryl. Cheryl is a B or C list socialite. Larry is a bona fide A lister.
John Smith and your point is? So you believe everyone else in LA is as pure as the driven snow? Go back and read the original post. In reality, LA and Hollywood are filled with people who make Larry look like a nice person by comparison.
That is my one problem with this show. He is supposed to be playing himself for the most part. And in that context in the Primo situation he should have said, "Oh really? " Walked out. Came back the next night and said to the Primo guy, "I hear this place changed owners recently. And guess who bought it?" "Your fired."
Sheryl is politicking. She's probably going around to all these people and telling a story. While this David guy is just like living his life normally not politicizing his side of the story until confronted. Typical of nowadays how people just make up stuff and believe one side of the story without even caring to hear the other side. That's why people shouldn't vote or serve on juries
I never heard one word from the guys of the couples we had known for decades after I filed for divorce. Didn't surprise me, they were weak men when i knew them. Their wives calling me when there was a bear, a dog needing to be put down, etc. I thought, "good riddance". I need men around me, not guys under their wives thumbs...
This could happen to all of us, in real life. It probably has happened to many of us, in real life. I'm pretty sure it never happened to Larry David after Seinfeld, never mind Curb. Larry David hit the jackpot, when it comes to comedy. Stand up comics can do alright, if they're really good and successful, but everyone knows that sitcoms are where the real money is. Larry David hit that jackpot. Twice. Two of the most successful sitcoms ever.That's exceptional. I don't give a fuck who he happens to be divorcing from, I'm going with the guy who became a multimillionaire by writing the best sitcom available. Twice.
I love reading all of these people who would "choose" an asshole because he's worth $400 mil...as if he would distribute his wealth to everyone. LOL! Btw, Cheryl looks sexier than ever and she's a decent human being...who'll probably be her own millionaire after divorcing Larry since they live in CA.
Larry is either perplexed, or angry. Never sad.
I think he was sad after Cheryl left for a while. There is a scene where he can't get out of bed and Leon/Jeff say he has to get his mopey-dick out of bed.
He was mopey dick for a while after Cheryl left
I guess being sad, requires both angry and perplexed at the same time;
and Larry has a one-track mind.
Oh man ! This is so true to form. It's amazing how quickly your mutual friends turn their backs on you.
They weren't really friends to begin with if they abandon you so easily.
Fuck em.. hope ya doing well.
And then if there's a reconciliation,they try to get back in your life,like it's cool! Like nothing happened!!
antred11 you don’t know till it’s too late
That’s with everything in life
No matter how much you think you’re too smart to let it happen
@@antred11 Yea humans are sacks of uncompassionate dog shit
Richard Lewis wouldn’t have choose Cheryl
Or Jeff. I know he’s his manager but even if he wasn’t I think he still likes Larry as a friend
Lmao Richard would've been the FIRST one to choose Cheryl!
nor would leon!
Richard is also a schmuck
Krazee-Eyez Killa chooses Larry
In reality everyone would pick the guy worth half a billion I'd wager.
Quarter of a billion after the divorce
In reality she would take half of that half a billion plus the decency of being almost a perfect lady. But I would still choose Larry!!!! He is pretty pretty pretty good.
Lol...yeah, not the random housewife.
@@thatpurpledewpider9078 actually It was a billion before and half a billy after
Heard of prenup?
Ted's REALLY going with Cheryl
i like how funkhouser was just straight up about it.
I've very poor social skills and to see someone else suffer the same I do because of it is simply awesome. Thank you Larry!
I know it's just a show and all, but I don't understand how anyone in their right mind could pick Cheryl as a friend instead of Larry. To me it's a complete no brainer.
I think the undertone here is all Larry's friends (or their' wifes) hate him, because, as stonem001 put it, he is an incosiderate asshole - the fact he constantly keeps reminding them about. So when the "choosing" time came, they took the opportunity to ditch him.
FrankReynolds, Paddys Pub, CEO The vagina monologues.
Larry's hilarious but we're outside observers. If we were a victim of some fuckup caused by him maybe we wouldn't like him so much.
? Not Sure Some horse face gold digger.
iconoclast ooooh. Topical
If you are friends with someone who went into a relationship and the relationship ends you aren't even allowed to choose his/her ex as the friend for the future. That's not how the game works. You stick with the one you know the longest, it's the ''old friend first''-rule.
Bullshit, I choose Cheryl
That's because the world has unspoken rules every sane person obeys to in normal every day situatuons.
The first two guys have no principals at all... Garbage people.
Ted Danson is now dating Cheryl. Some old friend huh?
Nah fuck all that. I'll be friends with anyone I choose.
"We didn't invite you to our oceans fundraiser because we thought you were a global warming guy." Who says liberals can't make fun of themselves - this is classic LA.
True believing global warming ..Koo Koo
timber_beast Liberals must be pretty smart, believing in facts like global warming
@@rockybalboa8312 the earth is flat
Its almost as if we're going back as a civilization, ironic seeing as information and facts are fingertips away
Oh, timber_beast, you're not fooling anyone. You've never held enough money in your hands to make it further than 10 miles from the city limits of your trailer park.
This series is so true to life.
I love how Jeff's look at 0:36 shows he knew at that moment, something was going to kick off at a time he wished it wouldn't. Typical yet genius Larry.
did i see sweet dee???
and the chick next to a jew - sheldon's girlfriend )
no, you just saw a bird.
Sherr The chick next to a Jew is a Jew.
Na you probably just saw an ostrich.
No. L dee
Hell yea, We are with you L.D. Love from Bangladesh, we are with you.
I couldn't believe the guy who borrowed ten grand from Larry would have the nerve to not invite him to his birthday party and then say he is choosing Cheryl.... and Funkhouser too, Marty wouldn't even have known Cheryl if it weren't for Larry and Ted Danson too. Those guys are Larry's friends not fucking Cheryl's. And even Jeff didn't even choose Larry, he choose not to take any sides.
Divorces are nothing but trouble. Then friends have to choose? That's bullshit. And yea, what an asshole SOB prick to "borrow" 10k and not let Larry go to the party. Worse is he choose her before the party and after he got the loan. If someone asked me for 10k or more, id make them sign a contract stating i am able to go to the party and to pay back every penny plus interest. Or they would pay it all back and no party will happen. If you have friends that don't pick your side, they are not your true loyal friends which is sad. Why do fake friends have to be asshole pricks?
dudetocartman Couldn't agree more.
The whole thing is made up so it could be funny. It wouln't be funny if everyone chose Larry, which would happen in real life
Of course Ted Danson would choose Cheryl. Even prior to the breakup, he gave the impression he'd bang her if he got the chance.
But Mary and Larry had their thing too.
LD's character isn't even real, but this kills me. "Something terrible happened to you, so I think I'll shit on your head. Ta ta." How to be a putz.
1:00 That's Lawrence from Office Space.
"Two chicks at the same time, man..."
Even the maid chose Cheryl 😂
My ex girlfriend did this to me once - I had great friends, introduced them to my girlfriend. Then when we split up - they ‘chose her’. I still talk to them, but it’s been several years before we have been properly speaking again
yes i know this personally. it is okay. shows how / who people are. but you know what? you can find the true friends through this process.
fuck man same here... I sometimes stalk her fb page and of course all my old male/females friends are constantly talking to her in comments (and presumably texts/in person), thing was... she cheated on me and I dumped her as a result, which they all agreed with me for, but then we just all drifted apart. Not with them apparently. Fuck everyone
Sounds like your "friends" did it to you. Not your ex
LMAOOO
Too real.
No way I'd choose Cheryl. And in the immortal words of Leon: "I'll stick with you Larry, fuck the bitches!"
Leon's "Not About Da Bull$hit"
“I thought you were a global warming guy.”
Good thing me and my GF have no friends to begin with.
Hey buddy you doing alright. It's weird said get this kind of thing in RUclips comment I think it's important to see how other humans are doing
Yeah but what BG and Arso?
Exactly. You and your girlfriend are smart. Keep it up.
Thank you Larry
1:47 was that a talking ostrich?
That’s what I scrolled down for.
2:38 “Mr Daviduh uhh there is a no table. We chose a Cheryl.”
Funkhausee chose Sheryl after trying desperately for years to get larry to call him his beat friend
Larry respects wood. Just sayin....
used to think Cheryl was a cool wife but after the kidney op you realised how she was just using Larry for money and even with these scenes she's still only relevant in those groups because of his money.
Really? You think she didn’t actually love him to a full extent?
@@stephenmarkelov1829girl was quick to ask about Larry’s will, she even said he was secretive about it so maybe Larry was aware she’s money hungry somehow. Did you even notice how she’s so fine with Larry giving away his kidney while Jeff’s wife was so strict about his husband kidney? So many redflags on cheryl but that doesnt mean Larry is innocent too. They’re both toxic.
Is that Mayim Bialik?!! It's like spotting a unicorn!
I thought unicorns were supposed to be beautiful
@@mattzx003 Wrecked.
@marshall Fleming LOL
Ill choose Larry any day. He's too funny not to choose
@Caroline Wajda LOL. Nice try though.
"I thought you were global warming guy" 😂😂😂
Pure Genius
My mom would have said to him, "if they chose Cheryl, then they were never really your friends to begin with right?" Of course you would think she could come up with some better crap by the third kid.
Editor's Note: It’s a TV show.
larry you still da homie. bros over hoes ya heard me hahaha
omg people in this comment section dont realize what curb is all about, its not about making sense its about being funny, listen to the primo guy accent that fkn hilarious, and a restaurant choosing cheryl i mean that makes no sense at all, which makes it hilarious, curb has a level of comedic intelligence that some people jsut cant grasp, they rather go watch ross get back with rachel .
you shut your mouth about friends
"I'm emotionally distraught over this."
Poor Larry. I feel sorry for him. All his friends left and now all he's left with is $500 million and the ability to be at the Las Vegas tables in about 60 minutes any time he wants.
Some people are desperate for social interactions in would probably choose friends over money. I haven't had friends in about 10 years and I really don't mind it but that's just me
@@martinsmith5520It depends on what they value more and other reasons. Some value money more while others value friendship more. It depends on the person.
LOL you guys take this way too seriously.
Maxwell Edison
I know I do. Episodes like this make my blood boil at points, like that feeling where you feel the blood pressure in your head rise and barely can contain your fists. But then I realize it's just a comedy and I need to calm the fuck down.
+Maxwell Edison It's called empathy. This show can really hit a nerve sometimes because it's so relatable and realistic. If you've ever had a bad break-up, this is much what it is like.
Lol...this kind of stuff really happens with breakups. It's very frustrating.
@@bernlin2000 Yep. Your ex-wife or ex-girlfriend tell all your friends and family what a horrible person you are and then they all shun you based on her words alone. On a side note, Larry is rough around the edges but it'd be a lot more interesting to have him as a friend rather than Cheryl(gold-digger).
Heck yeah, it's funny haha
This is painfully relatable
The housekeeper works for Cheryl!? CHERYL DOESNT EVEN HAVE A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!
She will get that alimony money
I love how he carries on like a moody teenager
disloyal bullshit! *i* choose Larry!
Marty's face looks completely normal here, it got weird later on
Brutal
RIP MARTY
I like that his concerned about the house keeper😄
Mister David ... there is no table.
Horribly accurate.
mayim bialik with funkhouser??
His daughter lol
I can’t stand that slag. She looks more manly than me
@@Englandsbestlover she's a real man's man
Poor 'lil Larry.
Sweet Dee??
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.... yay :)
Naa just some stupid bird
Or Fox TV's "The Mick."
Dat bitch was in The Drew Carry show too. She's like 60
1:38 Amy from Big Bang Theory is Mrs. Funkhauser!
Can't stand Ted Dansons character on this show..
I can't stand Vivica fox character on the show.
@@croweziec Opportunist.
Ted Danson’s character? You mean Ted Danson?
@@langdonalger9219 LOL
@@langdonalger9219 No, he means he can't stand the character on the show. Nice try though.
Larry has all the support and he fucked it up by fighting to answer the phone
If my friends did that to me it be the last time they ever got my presence especially Larry he’s filthy rich screw those fake friends lol
money can't buy happiness man.... I'm by no means wealthy, especially Larry David wealthy, but I'm set financially. I don't have to worry about money anymore (I was broke and homeless just 2 years ago), but even with a nice looking bank account I just can't muster up the energy to do ANYTHING. I could travel the world or literally do any hobby I wanted, but I just... can't. It's a sick position to be in :-(
How could you not?
This happens...
This is so sad...
Is Marty Funkhouser Autistic or something? I mean he goes back on his word right after stating he would stay loyal.
He had time to reflect and came to the logical conclusion that Larry is a liability at times.
His wife makes the decisions.
@r385671 Not a Trump fan but he's living rent free in your head.
1:14 i'll tell you what I'd do, two chicks at the same time
Semibrucelee Bow to your sensei. 😂😂
Rex kwon do
Even the maid chose Cheryl
i would burn that restaurant down
You're going to commit a major arson (along with the massive legal ramifications) because some people decide they don't want you around anymore? Yeah, sure. Even so, maybe that's exactly why they wouldn't want that person around anymore.
Montag 451 it’s a fucking joke dude no need to get all butthurt besides there’s no restaurant in real life that would do that
@@montag4516 Google 'burn notice' and MAYBE you'll get the joke.
😂😂ok i thought same thing
Poor Larry 😔
ouch that's got to hurt.
This is what happened to me.
What's that song at 2:25?
At least we all know leon and richard wouldn't choose cheryl
Of course Teds going with Cheryl, Teds that’s friend wish never had and you drop like a bad habit
I love Suzy
leon is all larry needs
Hey, its Dietrich Bader.
Been there
I'd choose Larry fer sure!...he'd be so much more fun to hang around and get into trouble with hehe😊
If I could pick some adopted uncles from TV shows it'd be Tony Soprano & LD...& Joe Rogan as my third
This is funny and all, but it isn't too realistic given the context of this show and its characters. Yes, Larry is an obnoxious person--but ultimately, he's the co-creator of Seinfeld, one of the wealthiest people in Hollywood, and an ultra high status person--one of the elites, if you will. And in a superficial, status-conscious city like Los Angeles, a lot of people would go with Larry over Cheryl. Cheryl is a B or C list socialite. Larry is a bona fide A lister.
He is also an A hole
Take that back... hes the most honest guy around.. many share the opinion. @@JohnSmith-fh5du
In real life LA everyone would know she was a gold digger that was banging Ted Danson on the side.
John Smith and your point is? So you believe everyone else in LA is as pure as the driven snow? Go back and read the original post. In reality, LA and Hollywood are filled with people who make Larry look like a nice person by comparison.
That is my one problem with this show. He is supposed to be playing himself for the most part. And in that context in the Primo situation he should have said, "Oh really? " Walked out. Came back the next night and said to the Primo guy, "I hear this place changed owners recently. And guess who bought it?" "Your fired."
He'll always have Leon.
I would have sued the hell out that guy who Larry let borrow 10k and not being able to come to that party.
What episode is this 😭
I would also choose Cheryl
I choose Cheryl too
We Chose Cheryl😨😄
Poor Larry :(
Life is harsh.
I choose Larry
Cheryl is a bobblehead...they chose wrong 🤣
Sheryl is politicking.
She's probably going around to all these people and telling a story. While this David guy is just like living his life normally not politicizing his side of the story until confronted.
Typical of nowadays how people just make up stuff and believe one side of the story without even caring to hear the other side.
That's why people shouldn't vote or serve on juries
where are you
Almost how u made this up without any evidence to take Larry's side?
Your last sentence is some wild shit. Totally out of left field and ridiculous
Invariably and inevitably, Larry somehow finds a way to fight a woman.
I'm here because of the This Is Important podcast
Isn't that Amy Farah Fowler?!
Larry can do a lot better than Cheryl.
She doesn't show any enthusiasm in bed.
She curbs it....
And that's why they choose that title of that show
Paul H uhm Larry’s the one that talks small talk in bed.
Cheryl's lack of enthusiasm in bed is Larry's fault.
A woman who's properly turned on, shows plenty of enthusiasm.
@@charlieabbot3649 yeh i know right, i can really see the enthusiasm in your wife's eyes as i look down at her
Later he complains about Mickey letting both of them come to his wedding.
This happened to me but my ex died a year latter. 😂
Yeesh
Congratulations.
We chose cheryl
The enormous dislike of Cheryl just shows how convincingly the actress played her.
I liked her. And I totaly belive every Larry friends would choose her over him :)
The enormous dislike of you just shows how convincingly you pasted that comment on every CYE clip.
pinkfoundglory bruh I've seen you say the exact same comment in three other videos
+pinkfoundglory
Are you going to say that on every fucking video!? Shut the hell up.
I swear i see thia comment in every video featuring cheryl
Poor Larry
I never heard one word from the guys of the couples we had known for decades after I filed for divorce. Didn't surprise me, they were weak men when i knew them. Their wives calling me when there was a bear, a dog needing to be put down, etc. I thought, "good riddance". I need men around me, not guys under their wives thumbs...
This could happen to all of us, in real life. It probably has happened to many of us, in real life.
I'm pretty sure it never happened to Larry David after Seinfeld, never mind Curb.
Larry David hit the jackpot, when it comes to comedy. Stand up comics can do alright, if they're really good and successful, but everyone knows that sitcoms are where the real money is.
Larry David hit that jackpot. Twice. Two of the most successful sitcoms ever.That's exceptional.
I don't give a fuck who he happens to be divorcing from, I'm going with the guy who became a multimillionaire by writing the best sitcom available. Twice.
I'd choose Larry over Queen Cleopatra
I love reading all of these people who would "choose" an asshole because he's worth $400 mil...as if he would distribute his wealth to everyone. LOL! Btw, Cheryl looks sexier than ever and she's a decent human being...who'll probably be her own millionaire after divorcing Larry since they live in CA.
I Would choose Cheryl ❤