i'm bo yo.
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- Опубликовано: 16 июн 2008
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music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey 
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KSNSKSSNSSLNDS
Perfect
2019
@@subfornocontent8698 2019
2019
This man was completely ahead of his time.
What was his time?
He was, is or will be ahead of any time.
*is
Really tho
This sounds like it was made just last month. Not fucking 2008.
This guy seems like he could give you a little bit of everything, all of the time
Omg hi god
Oh hey God
Holy
Holy moly
hi god
14 years and I still know every single lyric.
Fuck I’m getting old.
Same. I wish I could hear this for the first time again ❤
Same bud
SAME DAMN
This video is older than me
@@DontEatYourMicrowave squeaker
He looks looks like the type to dress up as Aladdin on Halloween
yeah but maybe only around 17
he didn’t darken his face, but still it feels weird in hindsight
These comments are too much for me 😰
he looks like the type do dress as aladdin any day
If he does he should burn the aladdin costume. Or dont burn it. Is burning it bad? What should he do with it?
this was the golden age of youtube
I know Bo* I miss it too
Agreed
I mean with jokes like take the b-a-t out of basement how could it not be
Back when then was no clickbait, spamming all-caps titles, fake pranks, drama... just some simple memes and entertainment. We have to go back.
Agreed.
This guy seems like he could in detail explain how the world works.
He looks like he has a sock puppet that he controls like an overlord to feel control during hectic times.
That’s socko
@@Randomguytheo Nice Mr peanut butter icon broh
@@jamestudio2014 thanks you sm!
Welcome to the internet 🗣️
I’m 26 years old now and I’m just reminiscing on a silly song that helped me get through extreme trauma and depression. Bo really has entertained me since I was 13 years old. I appreciate him so much.
I agree I'm 30 now I have listen to him so much when I was younger now he is now making his own music 16 years later
it's amazing how traumatized and victimized all the millenials identify as. beta
@@galvanizedgnome lmfao it’s amazing how pretentious and out of touch you are online. I was beaten, raped and molested daily from 11-14 years old. So yea traumatized. Lol
How times changed a man
I’m 24 and just found out about this dude lol
Imagine telling this guy that in 13 years he’d stay inside all day, he would prolly say ”interesting now leave me alone”
True
Idk he would prolly wright some offensive shit then say it
stuck in a room again and the police will say come out with your hands up we've got you surrounded
i bet he dressed up as aladdin for halloween when he was seventeen aswell
@@zgromog6313 he’s just a kid that is stuck in his room, there isn’t much more to say about it :/🤷♀️
This guy seems so happy! I bet he'll be super happy when he's 30
crying rn
🙃😢
Don't....Just don't
Ouch...
@@declanorourke5026 wait why? Did something happen?
"I spit fire like I just blew a demon" is unironically one of the hardest rap lines
Das wat lil Nas x said
This guy seems so vibrant, he'll never feel the need to release a cynical retrospective in 13 years.
I mean, considering the state of society… kinda hard not to be cynical.
Seems like the kind of guy you could call for a joke when your house is filled with smoke
This comment has 69 likes nice
When the rest of us are fully irrelevant and totally broken, I’d call him to tell me a joke
Seems like a guy who could welcome you to the internet; make you take a look inside.
@@angelgurule6569 I can’t believe he’d joke at a time like that..
STAWP NO 😂😂
This is the gayest straight song ever
@@Thomas-nc9fz nothing more needs to be said
@BIG smoke
straight to the tip
Yes
Are you in 5th grade? You still call stuff "gay"? Do you say "freakin'" too?
Broken Wave I don’t think they meant it as an insult
He seems like he could heal the world with comedy
Underrated
Making a literal difference metaphorically
This song was one of the last songs my best friend was obsessed with before he killed himself back in highschool. I like to imagine that he would have been even more obsessed with Inside. I honestly didn't care for it much at the time but it takes me back to this memory of him having a pirated recording of it on a flash drive and putting it on my computer and rapping along word for word with it.
I can't listen to I'm On A Boat either 13 years later because of how much we listened to it. Just brings up that really painful nostalgic feeling of everything being so complicated and fucked now. I just wanna be cruising around with my two best friends blasting music and smoking shitty weed. I don't think I've ever felt ok since then. The world has never made sense. They both killed themselves almost exactly a year apart. Sometimes I feel like they killed me as well. Like, I'm just this empty shell of a man. I grew up in a tiny town where everyone knows each other and we were always together. Best friends from kindergarten to highschool. All having to deal with shitty, indifferent and abusive parents. I often find myself thinking I should have left too.
@aaronallison3487 so sorry ur going through this stay strong
Holy shit this is deep
God bless you sir. You gunna make it brother
Fuck dude. I feel you man.
Can you imagine this version of Bo watching INSIDE?
Omg
stop it cus i’ll cry rn
Please dear God I dont ask much of you can we please have an animatic
With a projector
Wait I Don't Get It, Why Are Many People Crying??
"I started comedy when I was just a sheltered kid, I wrote offensive shit, then I said it."
This isn't even as bad as it gets lol
@@yetz2291 wait what?
Y’all really just discovered this guy? Cause of Netflix? He was making a shit ton of money off of RUclips before it was even cool to be a RUclipsr
Just needed to keep up speaking his mind :(
@@coleomantenforty8747 yeah listen to my perfect woman
Man I was 15 singing this so stoned with my cousins. I gotta do it again at 29. Thanks Bo for nostalgic memories.
I just wanted to revisit this after more than a decade to say that we are all very proud of the artist that you have become.
*"... Don't sit on that couch cause I treat my objects like women..."*
Jesus...
🤤
😫
Had to think about that one for a sec
Thanks i watched the video too
Honestly still dont get, could you explain please? Sorry
That basement line got me good.
15 years ago this masterpiece entered my mind for good
Hello person from 17 minutes ago
@@Remy2121 Hello person from 12 hours ago
@@redeemedsoul_s Hello person from 11 days ago
where is bo yo
The fucking confidence to write, perform and post this is a teenager is so iconic
God i wish i had the confidence he did :(
It’s called being someone who wants attention
@@yeeheestoner223 or someone who is just creative and felt like being himself, not caring about judgmental opinions like yours 😸
@@yeeheestoner223 and now he's more famous than you'll ever be
@@yeeheestoner223 man is a multimillionaire now so I don’t think you should be talking
This guy be making a literal difference metaphorically
They would most likely pay him, but I think he might do it for free.
Maybe he could heal the world with comedy
I'm mean like if a Jew walked into a bar? He'd totally save him a seat
@@annabelle4854 thats healing the world with comedy
@KErMIt ThE CrEeP well most of his jokes were vaugley shitty yaknow? like they were perfectly lawful but not very thoughtful and just really. shitty:/ he should be really fucking sorry
When I was 10 I barely understood the lyrics partly because I was a child and because english is not my first language, yet I loved how catchy it was. One of the best parts of growing up was being able to gradually understand all. I am now nearing my 30s and smile from ear to ear whenever I listen to this being able to perfectly appreciate the genius of this.
still holds up in 2024
this guy could totally save the world with comedy
hell yeah he could
Listen to his song "Comedy", he literally says that 🤣
r/wooosh
@@IssoufBa42 i bet that if my house would burn down he'd be the kind of guy to tell me a joke
@@SteluckDX I would too 😂
"Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?"
I don't know
But I am
Would you wanna guess the ending
(That is dependent on it actually eventually ending)
In any case, I can attest that my sole desire over all my life has been a mere portion of all things constantly
It seems like all He ever wanted was a little bit of everything all of the time
@@connorauclair7740 in the internet Age, indifference is treated as a waste and the failure to be entertained is one even more tragic (as a consequence of its prime directive being firing on all cylinders to maintain your interest). I think he’s finished with the project he’ll downplay as silly games, yet will still not re-enter society as he’d initially planned.
On another note, were he to find himself in deep trouble, he’d probably seek out comedy to get himself through it, but, reflecting the indecision which comes with mental disorders impeding one’s satisfaction, he might then resent the comedy for not making him feel better.
@@connorauclair7740 he’s finished playing and he’s staying inside
@@notaninstrument7707 bruh he was writing lyrics to one of bos songs
what a funny young guy. i bet he'll live a happy life when he turns 30
isn't he already 32?
@@TheActualSunday902BiggieSmalls oh god i thought he was younger than that. am i getting old or sumn
@Kole and literally the top comment from one yeah ago 🤣
@@kole9628
you can't "steal" a comment 🙄🚬
for the last 16 years bo has desperately tried to top this. so far only 3 songs have done so.
Which three
@@allex_Welcome to the Internet (Inside), All Eyes On Me (Inside), and the Kanye Rant (Make Happy)
“Haters call me gay, but that ain’t hatin’ cause I’m not homophobic; my morals are straight” is my favourite line
7 Mischief Managed why?
i wanna like your comment but i also want to leave it on 69 likes
@@scarlett7702 you can like it now 😅👌
7 Mischief Managed made this have 666 likes 😉
And the follow-up, "And if I'm in the closet, you are below me, taking the BAT out of BASEMENT, homie" like damnn
"I'm offensive and creative like handicapped porn"
This guy's got more jokes in one song than most comedians their entire career
Wtf what kind of comedians are you talking about
@@square5775 Amy Schumer
@@KhoaNguyen-sj2te i wouldnt call her a comedian
@@carpetchair5778 hmm yes english
@@iamarchibald bruh i forgot a word
I showed my mom this today when she mentioned a bo skit she saw and she had no fucking clue he had anything musical. I was able to show the history of what made me love this dude way back to my mom and she almost fucking died laughing at this seriously.
Legend has it this was a freestyle
Somebody give this guy a Netflix special.
Or even better, 3
@@Raven-Marie25 I wish he would get 4
@@mrbass4004 he has four specials just only 3 on netflix
Ok
@@tess1053 woah, we found the person who... MISSED. THE. JOKE!!!
Literally 11 years later everyone is still commenting
I'm proud.
lmao
I'm so glad I found him
12
i keep coming back to this lmao
yessir
Welcome to the internet, lil bo
I know Bo doesn’t dig these older videos as much but I think they’re awesome. I love the wordplay.
I'm gonna tell my kids this was slim shady
this man is infinitely better than slim shady anyways
wait this isn't slim shady?
I’m just liking this cause of rimuru
@@emmiegarvey7895 stoopid
Yesss
RUclips should have an oldest comments feature
Yes
it does
@@lanceandreijuat3953 oo how?
@@Rohahahahahah click newest, then scroll down :P
literally the first 30 comments: "First"
i think this aged very well.
RUclips algorithm serving this up to me 13 years later.
Imagine if this guy grew a beard and made a special on Netflix
he cant grow a beard. that ones not ironic, that ones just sad.
You do realise that wasn't his first Netflix special, right?
@@TDMFAN wow I had no idea thanks for letting me know 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@esan7177 it's okay, I'm glad Bo has a new wave of fans coming through.
@@TDMFAN bruh I’m clowning, I’ve known this fool since the beginning
I’m gonna tell my kids this was Eminem
roses ayy 💯
So ur telling me this isn't eminem!?
He's the feminine Eminem, a slim shady lady
Kal. E. He got arrested for doing 80
Top 5 rapper Eminem was to scared to dis
His energy still make me smile when he is still a teenager
Welcome to the Internet!
"What the hell's a G spot"
He looks so uncomfortable saying that
The spot of the Veejeejee that is particularly sensitive.
@@reyntime8735 one of 2 spots, actually.
@@boostaddict_ one of 3 spots, actually
@@ethan2123 😂
g-spot rocks the g-spot
coming back after "Inside" it's the closest someone can feel to actually timetraveling.
HAHA
So true of YT, or the internet in general
inside was the most woke PC garbage i've ever seen, sad he turned out hating himself for being a white dude
@@dearmadeline okay👍 i don't care though👍
@@dearmadeline youre the first time ive heard someone say anything along these lines out of thousands of people.
i think you're a tad obsessed with some kind of agenda here.
it's the deadpan "what the hell's a g-spot" for me
He just wants to help to leave this world better than he found it🤷🏻♀️
I was a straight man before this.
I think I'm pregnant now
Or maybe.
*_eggnant?_*
Pregananant?
gregnant?
@@skippitydippity danny?
@@mxwitcher lmao
10 years later and it gets demonetized
how do you know it was demonetized?
it has no ads.....
Ruasonid I see. I didn’t know because I have RUclips red and never see ads.
Ruasonid at the very end it does
@@funubergames2539 I refuse to pay for RUclips Red. I just use AdBlock Plus, no ads and it doesn't cost a penny. RUclips can suck it!
I don’t know how I missed this for so long, this is lyrically creatively “geniusly” hilariously awesome
God no matter how much I watch and rewatch all bo's stuff and honestly...this mans is the greatest
It’s crazy coming back after “Inside”. The growth Bo has had is tremendous
Started good. Became truly great
“am i in the same place that i was 12 years ago?”... i wonder what that is a callback to!
Honestly I'm impressed at how much he already had! This song is so good it makes my head spin.
@@jchamp_7 He’s back to creating content in his room
I know, I want to cry 😭 I’m watching “what.” too, so nostalgic
“Taking the b, a, t out of basement”
Wait sem-
*Oh my god*
lol at first I thought it was cement spelled wrong
Hes Bo Yo. He’s the greatest rapper ever
I know, right?
LMAO
Oh yes
I was born when this was released, and I know every word. Bo’s genius spans generations.
This makes me feel old. xD
This song shows a huge jump in his talent it's crazy
Look at this kid, stuck in his room. Doing any old shit to get out of it.
I heard he tried making faces
@@will-ym6ii does he tell jokes?
@@xwalsh0 I heard him making little sounds
Look, I think he’s inside again!?
@@KatBambi pretty sure he went out to look for a reason to hide again
*Top Ten Pianists Even Mozart was Afraid to Diss*
Capri Sun peenist
It wasn't Burnham mocking me... it was GOD!
@FrancisOf TheFilth Jesus
Mozarts been real quiet since this one dropped
KJ Because he himself dropped 229 years ago.
"Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?"
That always gets me so bad
This guy seems like he could heal the world with comedy
Coming back 12 years later and understanding so much more than I did at 14 when I first started following
Same, I just got “third whirled cunt tree”
Same
Lmao same
fr tho lmao
And to think he wrote it at that age
The fact that he was already this witty at 16 years old is just astounding to me.
He’s 16 in this???
@@noellesnoodles5484 when you just watched inside and had never heard of bo before.
@@noellesnoodles5484 18 actually
@@vexial97 No, because he literally isn't 16 in this. And stop being gatekeepy.
@@Spluush okay cool
I was 11 years old when my friend's Father randomly decided to show us this and '3.14 Apple Pi'. At the time I was consuming any and all things Weird Al Yankovic made so this type of humor was right up my alley.
What I didn't know then was that 14-ish years later I'd still be in awe at what this man produces. And I'd even be coming back to be washed over with nostalgia...where does the time go...
bro has had it all along
"You'll bleed for so long, you'll get monthly ellipses"
Ellipses are series of periods, like this... oh my god, that's genius
"I'm gonna tear it, like the cards of the gypsies" (tarot)
Omg thank you I never got that one
"my junks so long that it hangs swings . . . So at the nude beach people think I'm looking for lost rings"
(metal detector)
that makes more sense i was literally thinking of the ellipses in calculus😭
i read this as he he said it not on purpose
2008 Bo: im bo yo
2019 Bo: im bo, an accomplished director thats got awards....yo
sparksk8er it's depressing that he doesn't do this anymore
@@Cookivirus im sure he'll go back and do some new comedy shows eventually
That movie was terrible lol
poop What movie?
Creepypasta Fangirl probably Eighth grade
This is the type of guy to name a spider David and then freak out about David moving in a corner.
Is it just me or that Bo has all ways had something special about he and the fact he save so many kids lives 🖤✨
He had saved them with comedy
this shit is still fuckin hard
You're everywhere.
PlayTheGameFilms beast
it can leave you toilet bowl broken
i get hard when i see this shit
Me: Do you comment on "Top Comments" to get your comment seen.
You: No
Me: Me Neither.
The world needs direction from a white guy like him
Bingo
He's a special kind of white guy
@Tony Pepperoni lol haven't you watched inside
He’s healing the world with comedy
I’m currently amusing myself by being the possible 1000th like on your comment, changing it from 999 to 1k and back. Don’t mind me tho, I agree.
Please never deleted these Bo ❤
I bet this guy will blow up soon. I can just feel it.
“What the hell’s a G spot?”
Large machinery
@@TribuneAquila Your probably close enough.
It's a spot where Gs go to smoke
Search it up bro 😂😂😂
@@boi-ze5mq you're an idiot
Bo Burnham's early humor is like that edgy white kid in high school who tries too hard, but actually funny, creative, and not solely reliant on shock value.
I know that kid he's me, but brown and has anger issues
Wow. You're so smart.
yes hes was the original
and doesn't use slurs
I think white dudes are the most "main characterie" race of people. Maybe I'm tripping but if aliens came. I'd show them white dudes, I think they would like our species.
RUclips used to be such a different and beautiful place 😭 a WAVE of nostalgia is washing over me right now❤️
The algorithm bringing this back around in 2024. Still slaps tho.
this guys looks like he would write, edit, and produce and show by himself over the course of a year.
And definitely not have a mental breakdown in the process
@@ryantalley5284 just one?
@@NilCaelum just one that spanned throughout the entire year
Eh, I dont see it
I LOVE YOUR PFP MIKAYLA
He looks like a guy who can welcome you to the internet, and make you take a look inside.
he also looks like someone who could talk about jefry bezos
He looks like a guy who would write a love song with the same four chords.
Fun fact: on the same album as this song there is a song called Welcome to RUclips.
“Welcome to the internet”
He was
I've just realised he says "I would've guessed scurvy" because he was talking about pirating his album and pirates were known to get scurvy
RUclips really put this in reccomandation 13 years later
“You can’t have sex with members of different sects, but you can’t have sex with members of the same sex. So the sex can’t be different, the sex can’t be the same. The only sex left is some left hand shame.” I really appreciate his stuff so much more now that I’m a decade older. So intelligent on another level.
Wow word play, you’ve gotta have a rick and Morty level iq to understand that
The fact that I only understand this now makes me feel ashamed.
seriously. Use to love him when this stuff was still new. Just searched him after seeing someone mention him and I'm getting so many more of the joke it's like hearing it for the first time. I used to get 50% of it now I get 90 lol
@@nadeezn fr
@@ashlynkale8426 what did he say? Did he edit it? Lol
“You are below me, takin the B A T out of baSEMENt homie”
Dude this is the most clever line I’ve ever head in a song
“Head” lmao
That's like one of the least clever lines in the song lmao
Bo was a lyrical genius
THANK YOU I actually didn't get this line. Thanks for spelling it out (no pun intended) for this derpfish.
@@joeybagz2020 was,,?
Unironically better than 99% of rappers today
Yep
Effing legendary, i come to this video at least once a year to hear this absolute banger
Hold on a second. Was that scurvy joke at the start in reference to being a pirate? I'm like 12 years too slow
DANG man, EVERY rewatch I get a new joke that I didn't get earlier. EVERY.
ellipses=series of periods
scurvy~pirates
B-A-semen-T
lmao what the fuuuuckkkkk
Ah fuck this man's IQ
I didn't get a lot of it either but after reading what sam posted it makes sense now this man is a lyrical genius
Rip Mr Bobby you will be missed
Sailor moon is hot tho
He looks like he goes to church and watches family guy in his free time
Fr and dress up as Aladdin on Halloween
He seems problematic
@@mariotuber2866 no u
@@yourfriend8338 he did not darken his skin but it felt weird in hindsight
Oddly specific 🤣👍 but on point
this is my favorite vibe ever-
oh! inside was a reprise of his early work, I finally got inside.
*_This is 10 years old._*
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yo u were featured in a yiay
Are the Fall 2010 tickets still available?
Wouldn't say so, man.
didnt expect to see a checkmark in new, love your stuff man
Yo what’s up brock
I totally know who Brock Baker is
Probably
Absolutely amazing! It's been a few years since I've heard this song but it never grows old
Seems like the kind of guy who won't forget if you steal a dumpling
yeah, he could be the guy wondering, why you think you are entitled to a dumpling
His parents: what the flying f*ck is he saying
Out of all the comments this made me laugh lmao
Eewwww fortnite
@@HB.14 bud I don’t play anymore it’s been 2 years since I have lmao I don’t know how to change my picture
@@justtaegan4408 oh lmao
@@justtaegan4408
1. Click on your pfp in the recommended page
2. Click it again after a small window pops up
3. Click on edit channel
4. Click on your pfp again
5. Have fun
He was cute here and now he is a grown man
And even cuter :P
Francis Velegra yes that is how age works.
Francis Velegra he's still cute
I mean I'm willing to bet both Bo and I are gay but ah
late 20 year olds are grown men?
This song brings me back 😭😭😭😭
perfection from beginning to end
I need the line “Haters call me gay, but that ain’t hating. Cuz’ I’m not homophobic, my morals are straight” on a shirt, or a poster, or something
You would have to have the taking the bat out of basement homie part on the back
@@cactushiatus4118 nah, that wouldn’t work with the boomers that seem to live in my school hallways.
YES
Coffee cup
@@cactushiatus4118 it took me too long to understand this line