Battle droids on screen: haha guess I’m commander now haha lol lol Battle droids off screen: *ruthless killing machines capable of taking over entire planets in minutes*
@@bluecoconut9543 droids are actually really good for an army, theres no food, water or shelter for them and after Episode 1 they didn’t need a central computer… I would honestly prefer a droid army over a clone army due to their cheapness
4:34 funny how in most horror movies it's the last person in line who falls behind that dies, in the case of battle droids it's whoever's walking in front lol
Not to mention that in this mostly realistic show, this scene actually uses cartoon physics with the droid xD. The bridge was deactivated for almost a full second and the droid was just floating there in the air. It wasn’t until he realized that the bridge is deactivated that he falls down, similar to how cartoon physics only work when the characters realized it xD.
Yellow commander droids are my favourite droids. They aren't too smart nor are they too dumb, but they are still quite a bit more intelligent over their counterparts. They also tend to be the ones who are the most fed up with other droids.
@@savary5050 Where in my comment did i state that he was a droid? This was about who was most fed up with droids who Grievous hated with all his passion not if he was a droid himself.
@@VitunVatiVille I absolutely agree, Grevious does not like being at the comand of the droids, in my opinion i think Grevious would like to work with living beings since they are independent thinkers
Well they weren't exactly smart though. Sure they were programmed tk be a bit stupid to avoid uprisings but there's also the fact that the galaxy still disliked th CSI and the separatists so the droids would've made the rebels look like they were trying to do what the CSI was trying to do
When you actually know the Lore and know that the comedic relief "droids" do not represent in any way shape or form the true dread they brought to a battlefield.
My two favorite battle droid moments are the one that screams "But I just got promoted!" as Yoda drags him into the ship to be destroyed, and the ones that yell "Why?" as they're being yeeted off a cliff XD
My favorite moment is the one where the Jedi blast there way to the ship's bridge, and one droid says "I'm not the commander, HE's the commander!", pointing to the other droid.
I’m pretty sure the droids made up for the almost impossible to survive injury’s in the series. Cuz droids don’t exactly have much gore when ripped/shot/cut/Butchered.
There are still Gods and Religions in Star Wars Legends and Canon, bruh. You know that almost every Religion, that doesnt have multiple Gods, say this right? And even with a Religion with multiple Gods, you serve just one of them, not all of them, so you as a Person still do have just one God.
"We are not droids we are independent thinkers." "Good soldiers follow orders." "Good soldiers follow orders."
*TÜRK!*
"Not us, we are independent thinkers*. ROGER ROGER, Roger Roger!"
@@YaelToral roger roger
@@YaelToral yeah, right independent thinkers.
Roger Roger.
"not us, we're individual thinkers"
"roger roger"
"roger roger"
"roger roger"
"roger roger"
"roger roger"
roger roger
@@DeathDragon5000 Roger roger
Roger roger
who's roger?
Roger the roger
I kinda feel sorry for some of the droids
I always felt sorry for them. Thought they were great characters.
@@CaptainLumpyDog yeah
As almost all of us do
They are sentient
@@Chuked not sentient just an ai with self preservation protocols that has a bit of an imagination
Battle droids on screen: haha guess I’m commander now haha lol lol
Battle droids off screen: *ruthless killing machines capable of taking over entire planets in minutes*
Even then on screen they cut down non essential clones in droves
A lot of people say they’re useless, yet in battles I see a bunch of dead clones behind the main cast
and when you can make about 100 droids per storm trooper if one of the armies kill even 1 stormtrooper they are basically winning that fight
@@bluecoconut9543 droids are actually really good for an army, theres no food, water or shelter for them and after Episode 1 they didn’t need a central computer… I would honestly prefer a droid army over a clone army due to their cheapness
@@Chuked they still need power to work
4:34 funny how in most horror movies it's the last person in line who falls behind that dies, in the case of battle droids it's whoever's walking in front lol
Not to mention that in this mostly realistic show, this scene actually uses cartoon physics with the droid xD. The bridge was deactivated for almost a full second and the droid was just floating there in the air. It wasn’t until he realized that the bridge is deactivated that he falls down, similar to how cartoon physics only work when the characters realized it xD.
Gotta appreciate those first 2 droids survived enough battles to know just how screwed they were when spacific jedi turn up
Yellow commander droids are my favourite droids. They aren't too smart nor are they too dumb, but they are still quite a bit more intelligent over their counterparts. They also tend to be the ones who are the most fed up with other droids.
Nah the one who is most fed up with droids is General Grievous. He never wanted to be in charge of a droid army to begin with.
@@VitunVatiVille except he isn’t a droid
@@savary5050 Where in my comment did i state that he was a droid? This was about who was most fed up with droids who Grievous hated with all his passion not if he was a droid himself.
@@VitunVatiVille yeah but you replied to a comment talking about droids.
@@VitunVatiVille I absolutely agree, Grevious does not like being at the comand of the droids, in my opinion i think Grevious would like to work with living beings since they are independent thinkers
4:05 the fact that they didnt even kill the droid who was working such a pathetic job, really does show something
Its like he got upset he was still alive
He would've died either way, they still have batteries and stuff
1:57
Clones: *screaming as they float out into the vacuum of space to suffocate and die*
Battle droid: tHeRe tHeY gO!
XD
They're just emotionless robots
Got to love those battle droids
GAY THUG SEX!!!!
You mean gotta love those clankas
Yes Roger Roger
i hate them
@@onionoid I agree with this weakling
Hearing battle droids say, "Oh my God!" raises far more questions than it probably should.
"Get back here, sergeant!"
3:01 "Where is the alarm button?"
Famous last words
Commander: “Concentrate fire on secter 1137139!
”trooper: “secter 1137… what was that again?”
Commander: “Just fire right there!”
That wasn’t the sector he said though
@@BirdFungus then what did he say
@@theplanesguy6162 “concentrate fire on sector 11374265”
Ya that was my bad
But thx for pointing it out
Sad they all shut down they would’ve been useful for the Rebellion
would make the rebellion a bad image or a bad message for the public tho
The galaxy still had a bad taste from the Clone Wars...
Well they weren't exactly smart though. Sure they were programmed tk be a bit stupid to avoid uprisings but there's also the fact that the galaxy still disliked th CSI and the separatists so the droids would've made the rebels look like they were trying to do what the CSI was trying to do
Some of the droids were in the rebellion
@@sjsjsjsnsnsn8546 true
1:48 roger roger roger roger roger roger
Roger roger.
Roger roger
Roger roger
Roger Roger
Roger Roger.
4:02 ..d-di-did obi feel bad for the droid ..his facial expressions
Did he really do that?
5:10 a droid saying “oh my god” raises so many questions
Yes
1:16
Droid 1: "Look! Little green life form!"
Droid 2: "You fuckin'-"
haha
4:21 in the movie clone almost broke his hand trying to hit droid's head, and now he just rips it off on easy..
Yeah. Hitting something and pulling on it is different………
The droids are also pretty spindly and fragile so seems plausible
the “get back here sergeant” is the best one
When you actually know the Lore and know that the comedic relief "droids" do not represent in any way shape or form the true dread they brought to a battlefield.
The Clone Wars is told from the perspective of Republic propaganda. That's why every episode begins with that narrator.
Being a battle droid is like working minimum wage with more murder.
Uh, what do you mean by more?
Excuse me, what do you mean by more?
I knew you seemed to be getting employee of the month a little too often.
Gotta say, Matthew Russell Wood did a great job voice acting these droids.
If I'm not mistaken, Matthew Wood voiced almost all the droids in the CIS.
@@Mac14329 he also voiced general grievous
@@reubenguttenberg7405 I know.
1:39 ok, that one is kinda good
It's an old joke.
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Those droids are getting destroyed man
i know right!?
@@sanyin3615 yeah
1:25 Yoda's little laugh at that part made me think he was about to do some unspeakable things to that battle droid l
@Scrat please don’t cause another earth shattering event.
I see 3 acorns what're you gonna do about it
@@scrat3695 Considering I live in a different galaxy, it makes no difference to me.
Global warming could be a boon for you!? 😉🐿🌰
Yoda's gonna bite his shiny metal alum.
0:47 I like how they made some to be incredibly stupid 😄
2:08 i was expecting a badass moment lmao.
4:44 When you just gotta add the punchy line.
Ahh general thinks this joke will be a fine addition to his collection
LOL, the fall didn't kill the last one but his binoculars did. 5:08
get back here sergeant
@@alter3800
"Nah, stay down, you bloody clanker!" ~ me (if I was present)
1:18 bro I swear I heard "F*cket-head"
Yes you are
I can’t unhear it now
3:33 I guess this droid has a bad motivator now
Don’t we all?
@@mrlazycrazy yeah my motivator isn't very consistent but it's powerful whenever it works
“Just fire right there” is a classic
I bet that droid that Obi left in the cell probably survived into the Rebels era lol.
4:00 *Atleast he was Saved*
But he gets destroyed by the people after they get control again
That droid literally got his head adjusted
And vibe checked
Obi-Wan did during Episode 1
My two favorite battle droid moments are the one that screams "But I just got promoted!" as Yoda drags him into the ship to be destroyed, and the ones that yell "Why?" as they're being yeeted off a cliff XD
Yo let's use droids it's more humane then a slave army precedes to some how accidentally give droids sentientence.
Get back here seargant!
I feel sad for the one that got locked in the cage.
Everyone else: Haha droid humor
Me: Supreme Leader?! 1:13
Legend says that droid is still stuck in the cell
I miss these guys.. they were hilarious
0:15
When doom music kicks in.
"Not us we're independent thinkers."
"Roger.Roger.Roger.Roger."
Literally everyone in America
Roger roger
"Steve Rogers. Steve Rogers. Steve Rogers." Literally everyone in Captain America.
1:47
The droid falling saying omg and then the commander saying get back here sergeant is hilarious 😂i miss that movie
If the free maker adventures and the aftermath novels gave me anything it’s battle droid appreciation
Almost makes me sad seeing them die
It DOES make me sad
@@thegoodreylo4749 same
Good to see that the droids have the best sense of humor out of anything in the whole franchise.
4:00 is the best
They should really label those buttons.
These droids are true Chad's... I'm moving to the dark side now.
My favorite moment is the one where the Jedi blast there way to the ship's bridge, and one droid says "I'm not the commander, HE's the commander!", pointing to the other droid.
You know that video, “Clone Wars is a Kid’s Show”?
We could retitle this one as “Clone Wars is an adult show”
Two sides to every story, there are
Star Wars has always been existential cosmic horror punctuated by fart jokes.
Tbh i prefer battle droids over stormtroopers i just think they’re funnier
*panic*
"Where's the alarm button?"
DONT DISRESPECT MY DROIDS
Dont lose your head over this
(Clears throat) dont you mean my droids
@@generalgrevious2279 (hands cough drops)
@@anakinskywalkercrappyprodu2205 I dont need your filthy medication skywalker
@@generalgrevious2279 (SHOVES COUGH DROP DOWN ROBOT THROT)
1:18
Imagine him saying "you fuckethead" 😂
"Eh? Oh, oh.." damn gotta feel for that droid
2:44 - “Thank you, let’s get out of here, master Jedi”
“JEDI?!”
Darwin Awards: Droid Edition
Padme kicked a robot, and kept her foot, wow
Try that with a B-X or B-2 and that will change
I’m pretty sure the droids made up for the almost impossible to survive injury’s in the series. Cuz droids don’t exactly have much gore when ripped/shot/cut/Butchered.
"concentrate fire on sector 113724765"
"Sector 1137- what was that again?"
"Just fire right there!"
I love how they sometimes scream "oh my god" despite living in a universe where there's no concept of christianity
There are still Gods and Religions in Star Wars Legends and Canon, bruh. You know that almost every Religion, that doesnt have multiple Gods, say this right? And even with a Religion with multiple Gods, you serve just one of them, not all of them, so you as a Person still do have just one God.
It's a figure of speech...
Wrong. Dooku said something about a godforsaken planet.
Damn I feel bad for the droids
Literally all of these went over my head as a kid.
"Get back here Seargent!"
Roger Roger
1:52 Ah yes, Funny droid moment
4:44 when you don't watch where you're going on a trail...
Clone wars: **Has plot lines about what the cost of war is and that the Jedi fell long before the Purge**
Also Clone Wars:
B1s are adorable
Like you
why does this channel only has 8 subs, this is insulting
U forgot this one. Commander: I’m not the commander hes the conmadner guess I’m the commander now
These droids on my opinion are ADORABLE ❤️
1:59 moms when they fuck up but remember you have hw
These droids deserve their own sketch comedy show 🤣
Take this upstairs, and be sure not to drop it.
*proceeds to immediately drop the thing*
4:44 I think, the last thing he see's was a running Bird that scream "mep, mep" 😂
*falls off cliff*
"Get back here sergeant"
'Get back here sergeant!'
I loved seeing my fave Droid of all: Tactical Droid.
The battle droids are what the minions were in “Despicable Me”.
“Where’s the alarm button” that one had me xD
at least he survived
“Fire on sector 11… what?”
“Just fire right there!!”
“Get back here sergeant”
I like how the droids have an actual sentient mind.
Ha
ha
Heh
2:11 that's battlefront 2 for ya
I felt that when they said " Roger Roger."
They should have gotten their own show.
Maybe the droids are the sith lord
"get back here Sergeant"
This was beautiful
We won't fit in there.... We will fit.... You were right
“ Where is the alarm button?” Lmao
Should have had a whole sequence of Gen. Grievous bashing B1's🤓😎✌🏻
i love droid humour
This is hilarious!