I would definately agree with you but unfortunately I've known people who are like that legitimately. They don't interact at school and only speak mandarin at home or with other mandarin speaking friends. Rather than schools helping them they just let them do their own thing.
alimfuzzy. I don’t agree with you. He can’t even barely speak English. I know so many different races that are not from the US but their kids are born here in the US and I can tell you their English is to perfection. This bozo the clown 🤡 is a big liar who doesn't even understand what voting means. This must be your family that's why you're defending him 😂🤣.
WHAT? He got charged $1000 and a 3 year exclusion period from Australia? That's all he gets for using a false birth certificate, illegal passport and lying to customs? No wonder people risk it, there's almost no punishment for getting caught!
I would have charged them with Conspiracy to commit treason, possibly something from the espionage laws and keep them "oh, you want to live here? be our guest... we will be happy to have you stay here, we will even give you accommodation and security for free"
that last name lau is a cantonese last name and dialect. that guy does not speak with a hong kong cantonese dialect. he is straight up a mainlander with a thick mandarin accent.
Because it was being videotaped. He would kick him out when that dude asked back “what is a voting?” Born and raised in a democratic country for 20 years and don’t know what is a voting? Come on
We've same problem here in the Philippines. Alice Guo even got elected as Mayor. Can't remember any of her childhood, claimed home schooled. Government found out she's Chinese.
@@tomchen513 Did you vote in General Elections in China? If so, from when does China conduct elections? Is Xi is an elected leader?? 😀 My education is fair enough and doesn't need your certificate.
I have always admired the professionalism of Australian authorities. During my four years of living in Australia, I never encountered any issues with policing or rude immigration officers. Australia is truly one of the friendliest countries to visit.
@@jeanvonbarberode2377 I don't think elegal is a word, I think you mean illegal but you are completely wrong. Section 189 of the Migration Act 1958: Detention of Unlawful Non-Citizens: Requires that unlawful non-citizens be detained. This man can face up to 11 years in prison if found guilty according to this: Section 234 - False or Misleading Statements or Documents: Section 234(1)(b): A person shall not present, for the purposes of this Act or the regulations, a document that is forged, false, or misleading in a material particular. Penalties: Imprisonment for 10 years, a fine of 1,000 penalty units, or both. Section 236 - Offences Related to Entry or Stay: Section 236(1): A person who is an unlawful non-citizen and has been in Australia for a continuous period of 28 days or more commits an offence. Penalties: Imprisonment for 12 months, a fine of 60 penalty units, or both.
If he was born in Australia, he would have definitely gone to school in Australia and picked up the Australian accent. There is no way you go through the educational system as a kid and not pick up the Aussie accent.
You act like people who live in Australia don’t ever move back to Asia. Rose from Blackpink was born in New Zealand, but she moved to South Korea when she was a teenager and is living there since.
The first one claiming he was born in Australia I just can't 😅. I know some people came to Australia when they're like 7-12 yrs old and grew up speak fluent English with Australian accent.
True! My friends who came to USA in middle school and lived in Chinatown speaking Chinese never sounds like him. Only people who grew up in China and barely finished school speak like him. My College International chinese student sounds much much much better than him. Even my friend who came to the USA in High school sounds so different and much better than him.
Haha he must be related to that bogus mayor in Philippines who refuse to remember anything about her childhood. This guy can’t recall his school’s name!
The Philippine bogus Mayor would have been arrested [warrant less arrest) immediately for violations of immigration law. The cause of delays in her arrest could have cause her to escape back to her country of origin.
in this day and age, its not strange. so many rich chinese coming for college and university, and they end up just spending their riches doing anything other than studying… they mingle with other chinese people, speaking mandarin and little to no english. and theyve been staying in melbourne for almost 30 years..they own property and business, they hire people for the business, and they themselves hardly understang english…30 years man
@@masahirukouta21nah.. that’s only for college. Its harder to pickup the accent or be fluent in a second language later in life. This man is claiming he was born in Australia. Kids would’ve picked up the Aussie accent from kindergarten lol .
Imagine having to deal with this BS everyday. Everyone thinking there smarter than the Customs Agents. What do you do when you don't know who or where they are really from? It truly is a crazy world.
Well it can easily happen. You can be born in Australia then be raised abroad and come back and still be a citizen. It's not rocket science. As soon as you are born in Australia you have Australian citizenship for life, even if you can't speak a lick of English.
@@kayflip2233this is incorrect, Australian's citizenship law goes by the jus sanguinis concept, which meas that nationality is acquired by descent, just being born in Australia doesn't grant you citizenship, at least one of your parents has to be either an Australian citizen or a permanent resident for the citizenship to be granted.
I hate scammers. Im a resident in australia but grew up in asia. I saved up and worked my way to get my PR accdg to proper processes and policies. Paid my taxes, paid school fees up front and this dude thinks he can just scam his way to keep living in australia
$1,000 fine a 5yrs suspended sentence and a 3yr no access to Australia for using a fake passport? 😅😅😅😅. Are these Australians joking? That type of ofense grants a life time ban, 5yrs jail and immediate deportation shortly after
I'm sure the ban is actually a life time, after five years he will probably be able to apply for a visa which will certainly be denied. however 5 years of jail time in australia is not a good idea, that would be wasting taxpayer's money
A few decades ago a young lady from Nashville was the first Viet-American to win the national spelling bee, when she opened her mouth the most stereotypical Tennessee accent you can imagine flowed out. My brain locked for a second because my eyes and ears couldn't reconcile. Kids pick up the accent of their new language very quickly.
He knows a good bit about north Canberra, like he lived there for a short time on another identity, maybe attending uni or something. Failed out, is now trying again with a new identity.
This is hilarious he speaks English like someone who has been here for less than 3years. "What's a vote...?" On a lighter note, this video is from like the 1990's they are still using CRT monitors, white pages & tape recorders LOL
Darryl gave two different stories for how his passport got wet. One his car window was smashed and broken into. The other he said he accidentally left his window down and it rained in the car. 😮😮😮😮😮. Also, how can they be sure his sister was actually his sister and not setup?
and i mean even if she was his sister she's definitely gonna know what her own brother looks like lol, how is describing what he looks like going to help 😂that phone call was pointless
He's obviously prepped his sister with this ridiculous story. Hilarious that the geniuses in immigration believed this pile of pap. He's probably still here working as a scaffolder or something. Howdy 'daryl' haha
@@alexchan3287maybe he thought it was his first passport and the replacement one doesn’t count as the second since they will both have the same passport number
Same thing that is widely happening in the Philippines. Currently, the senate is investigating about an ELECTED Mayor (suspected Chinese) and were suspended due to her discovered false identity.
Wow, i dont see any comparison between the 2 countries in the statement. He simply comparing the situation because apparently someone who is a billionaire in the Philippines is under investigation because of her identity and why we should be grateful when they are making an illegal business. 🤓
And how come that chinese can’t speak the Australian way English dialect if he really born and grew up in Australia everybody does, it’s obviously, he is not really an Australian.
@@WavyMcWaveFace no. But alot of Asians have a lispy Asian tone to their accent even if they have been here since 7-9 yrs of age. They love Asian food and get better along with their gamer friends sort of thing. Think of chonny and his gf. They have that accent where the Asian is still in their speech lol
Only Mister Lau had to do was to smoke that magic cigarette. The magic cigarette which has a power to make other people believe every lies he made. Hahaha 😂😂
The officer: have you even been prosecuted? Darrell frm South Africa: It was so long ago, I cant remember 😂 He cant remember if he was prosecuted, but he remembers tha it was 'long ago'
This guy is actually annoyed? Lol I've only been in Australia for about 5 years and i've picked up the accent. He was born in Australia and he wouldn't even pass as any english speaking country citizen 😂
I feel this boarder officer! I used to work for the Government of a SEA country and omg... it was crazy how tf (and mostly) mainland chinese obtained birth certificates/passports (always newly issued) from the country. I even interviewed one and it was impossible, he didn't speak the country's language nor English. That's, of course, a red flag!
Let me guess that country....Singapore? Cause pretty sure that there tons of this mainlanders here living like kings and can't even speak or understand simple basic English but expect true-blood Singaporeans to be accustomed to their style and character. You tend to wonder how does these people can acquire the passport of this country if its not for their dirty $$.
The officers has a very good skill for interviewing this fool. If it’s was me I told him u should be a shame of yourself u r citizens u can’t even spell your school name
Many, many people are born in Sweden to MENA parents and speak with such thick accents as adults that normal Swedish people can hardly understand them. I’m not defending the Chinese guy, but sadly in Sweden you don’t need to speak the language or pass any tests to become a citizen…
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef That's so interesting, and in that case, they can't claim Swedish as their native language if they can't speak in the standard way. If they spoke Arabic most of the time growing up, then that doesn't "count" either.
He could be born in Australia, raised in China and come back to Australia as an adult not knowing a lick of English and still be considered a citizen. You don't lose your Australian citizenship after you are born there.
@@xpatzz It might happen years from now, but we already have 2.5 million immigrants (8 million local population, 4.5 million taxpayers) who got in and have their Swedish passports. A lot of them have lived on benefits all their lives, and many are criminals, ruining our country. It’s too late.
This is alarming! In the Philippines there's alot of Chinese suddenly obtain Ph passport. They all have the same story if asked how they obtained their nationality
Any 7-year-old Australian citizen should be able to clearly pronounce: 1. Downer, 2. Darwin, 3. Dickson, 4. Lyneham high school 5. Ledger 6. Woolworths
In reality though they'll never be granted another visa. Especially if from developing countries as even tourist visas are impossible to get if one has an immigration "black mark". I have family from UK that overstayed and worked illegitimately 30 years ago. Their most recent application for a visit was rejected in 2019.
@benjijarman The issue is it is difficult to black mark someone whom you don't know who he really is. In theory he could return the following day with his real chinese passport and be granted 3 months tourist visa.
Im proud of Alice Gou, she tried really hard though. She did vlogging and really live like a local, even became a mayor for God's sake. But her happiness and fame as a mayor is short lived. Now shes famous for being a fugitive. This guy I can't, he could have tried harder, at least he could have said he ate vegemite daily
In most cases yes. 99% of the time yes. But if you grow up in a ethnic enclave going to ethnic school just hanging out with your ethnic group speaking ethnic language your whole life. Then you can have a foreign accent but not quite. Not even half as severe as this guy.
@@SpencerLowe-kg4rg I was standing behind an older Chinese woman in the passport / ID queue at a bus terminal in Sweden once. She was showing her Swedish passport but couldn’t speak a word of Swedish, or answer any of the official’s questions
Loving the 1985 PC and Tape Recorder. Australia always ahead in technology! Lol, btw, that asian dude is as Australian as a polar bear is from antarctica.
@@lindabennett6005 You don't need a particular accent to be a citizen of the UK, USA, Canada, Australia or any particular country. How can you not know that? There are tons of South Africans with UK passports just due to family.
born in australia but talks like he has been living 30 years in china
He got his passport two years ago when he turned 18, so he s 20 😂
😂
I would definately agree with you but unfortunately I've known people who are like that legitimately.
They don't interact at school and only speak mandarin at home or with other mandarin speaking friends. Rather than schools helping them they just let them do their own thing.
alimfuzzy. I don’t agree with you. He can’t even barely speak English. I know so many different races that are not from the US but their kids are born here in the US and I can tell you their English is to perfection. This bozo the clown 🤡 is a big liar who doesn't even understand what voting means. This must be your family that's why you're defending him 😂🤣.
@@alimfuzzy I can understand to extend as kids, but when they're adults...it's going to be rough.
" I born in Australia!" That is the funniest joke I ever hear in 2024
Quite on par with "My Name Jeff"!
@@2point7182818284590The "Italian" guy's passport expires in 2004. This is a very old episode.
I Born in Philippines! Like alice😅
I in love😂😂😂
This was recorded some decades back. Look at the monitors of the official's
🤣🤣🤣pretending to be an Aussie with native chinese accent🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
and strong chinese accent🤣🤣🤣
😅😅😅
Alice Guo of the Philiippines.
@@cesd40 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣well said🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
WHAT? He got charged $1000 and a 3 year exclusion period from Australia? That's all he gets for using a false birth certificate, illegal passport and lying to customs? No wonder people risk it, there's almost no punishment for getting caught!
It is just migration act actually he won’t allow any visa grant for ever
I would have charged them with Conspiracy to commit treason, possibly something from the espionage laws and keep them "oh, you want to live here? be our guest... we will be happy to have you stay here, we will even give you accommodation and security for free"
this was like almost 20 years ago, probs the punishment is way bigger now.
@JokewardRON the agent wouldn't be allowed to question in the manner he did in today's climate.
ffs, cant believe it
that last name lau is a cantonese last name and dialect. that guy does not speak with a hong kong cantonese dialect. he is straight up a mainlander with a thick mandarin accent.
Might he perhaps have Cantonese speaking g colleagues or friends hmmm 🤨
These people are really brave
@@jeanettewebb9646 Brave and very very dumb
Probably a Chinese spy.
Hong Kong,in the end they are all the same😂
Immigration officer handled this very well..
Because it was being videotaped. He would kick him out when that dude asked back “what is a voting?” Born and raised in a democratic country for 20 years and don’t know what is a voting? Come on
Applause to him.
I only lived 15 years in Australia and my Australian accent is recognised every time I speak English
swearing like a trucker every 3rd word is not an Australian accent, but I appreciate you embracing our culture like a true champion!
@@HappyfoxBizwhen did he say he swears all the time?
@@Skyk0409 🤦♂ you apparent need a lot of things explained to you in your life....
@@HappyfoxBizthe swearing is the iconic Aussie accent though
His passport indicated Australian but he doesn't spell his school😂😂😂
They get plenty of that kind in the Philippines and the US
What a big scammer…he hardly speaks English and claiming grow up in Australia. Liar!!!
They want to have a English life in Australia.
We've same problem here in the Philippines. Alice Guo even got elected as Mayor. Can't remember any of her childhood, claimed home schooled. Government found out she's Chinese.
if you are together with your native people he wouldnt learn english that much. or can you perfect aborigine ??
@@jhona7568p⁰
@@jhona7568
Asking a Chinese narional if he voted, he doesn't know jackshit of democracy and voting. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thats the best question
😂😂😂😂😂
That is yoir education? Did they teach you logic?
@@tomchen513 Did you vote in General Elections in China? If so, from when does China conduct elections? Is Xi is an elected leader?? 😀
My education is fair enough and doesn't need your certificate.
@@user-sp7dk7ri2c That's my point. He's an illegal entered alien from China and he's encountered with "Election". Do you get the perspective??
@@tomchen513 You're one triggered chinazi. LOL.
“Okay Mr. Lau, or Mark.. or whatever.” 😂😂😂
We were all waiting for that moment when he finally loses it
😂😂😂😂
Just call him mate
Australia law is too nice. The person should be banned for life.
how do you ban someone for life who uses fake identities ? the ban is completely meaningless... obviously.
It why certain nationalities think we are weak and a push over.
He should have gotten 20 years for identity fraud and banned for life
😂😂😂...lol...yes..
@@smcdonald9991Darwin of all places lol
@@smcdonald9991He’s Chinese. They cheat as a rule and believe that they’re cleverer than everyone else…
i dont get why people want going to aussie😂😂😂 lol
@@smcdonald9991 : When the consequences are net to nil it's worth the effort to try
I have always admired the professionalism of Australian authorities. During my four years of living in Australia, I never encountered any issues with policing or rude immigration officers. Australia is truly one of the friendliest countries to visit.
The first guy his lies are soooo bad its funny af... I cant believe border officers weren't laughing behind the scene
me too hahahahahah omggggggg
He is not Australian at all!!
he's probably a Chinese spy
He should have talked about how he likes to throw prawns on the barbie on weekends and say fair dinkum in Chinese accent 😂
@@harimakenji7608 True Australians never ever throw prawns on a Barbie.
And these are the people that got caught….Imagine how many people are living in Australia on false ID……Scary…….
Exactly! 🙄🙄😳😳
why "scary" ? who fn cares
@@foff-666 Hey you wanna live next door to an illegal immigrant with false ID and potentially a criminal background...Thats your problem.....
LOTS
@@foff-666 If you wanna live next to a potential criminal with fake ID in Australia then you go ahead.....
the way he tries to say yeah like australians 😂😂
his accent betrayed him,... or
nyeh nyeh 🤣🤣
He's mastered that Aussie Yeah 😂😂
If the guy would be an Australian citizen and they put him in detention this will be elegal.
@@jeanvonbarberode2377 I don't think elegal is a word, I think you mean illegal but you are completely wrong.
Section 189 of the Migration Act 1958: Detention of Unlawful Non-Citizens: Requires that unlawful non-citizens be detained.
This man can face up to 11 years in prison if found guilty according to this:
Section 234 - False or Misleading Statements or Documents:
Section 234(1)(b): A person shall not present, for the purposes of this Act or the regulations, a document that is forged, false, or misleading in a material particular.
Penalties: Imprisonment for 10 years, a fine of 1,000 penalty units, or both.
Section 236 - Offences Related to Entry or Stay:
Section 236(1): A person who is an unlawful non-citizen and has been in Australia for a continuous period of 28 days or more commits an offence.
Penalties: Imprisonment for 12 months, a fine of 60 penalty units, or both.
the immigration interviewer is actually quite nice, giving them a chance to answer as well
If he was born in Australia, he would have definitely gone to school in Australia and picked up the Australian accent. There is no way you go through the educational system as a kid and not pick up the Aussie accent.
You act like people who live in Australia don’t ever move back to Asia.
Rose from Blackpink was born in New Zealand, but she moved to South Korea when she was a teenager and is living there since.
@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast but she definitely has the accent, this man however does not have even a smidge of an aussie accent
100%
I pursued my tertiary education in Perth for 4 years back in the 90's and till today I still speak english with Australian accent.
Does he swear like a True Blue Aussie,mate?😅
If the Philippines has Alice Guo .. Australia has David Lau 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where did she Guo? 😅😅
The first one claiming he was born in Australia I just can't 😅. I know some people came to Australia when they're like 7-12 yrs old and grew up speak fluent English with Australian accent.
I think the fact that he even wanted to smoke when he's stressed. Like it's such a specific habit.
True! My friends who came to USA in middle school and lived in Chinatown speaking Chinese never sounds like him. Only people who grew up in China and barely finished school speak like him. My College International chinese student sounds much much much better than him. Even my friend who came to the USA in High school sounds so different and much better than him.
Obviously he is lying. He is a typical “big” kid soiled by his Chinese parents.😂
The immigration Australian agent they’re very very good
If Mr Lao is Aussie then I am a native Martian
Welcome to Earth 😅
@@oeliamoya9796 Its batshit crazy here...Where is the manual??
Nice to meet you ,Mr.Martian😂
Haha he must be related to that bogus mayor in Philippines who refuse to remember anything about her childhood. This guy can’t recall his school’s name!
And Alice or Guo hua ping was home schooled, lumaki daw SA farm 😂..MGA intsik na ito, MGA liars and scammers 😂
The Philippine bogus Mayor would have been arrested [warrant less arrest) immediately for violations of immigration law. The cause of delays in her arrest could have cause her to escape back to her country of origin.
@@ROSARIOgoertzenthe mayor location is no where to be found now.
@@crisdeguzman7669 that was expected she is now gone n missing.
Agreed 💯
That officer was very professional and to the point. He handled this perfectly. Kudos to Australian fellas, greetings from Canada 🇨🇦🇦🇺
He's accent is funny af. Pretending to be an aussie 😂
Haha
Mate
He is an Aussie a bad Chinese mandarins one lol
China
How old is this video?! That computer is in a museum now!
I was gonna say the same thing
@@Pinay_Prennywell the first guy says he was born in 1979 and was 20, so my guess is 2000.
No way he lived in Australia for 20 years and still speaks Chinglish
And he looks 40😂
😂🤣😂🤣 . . . and I'm of Chinese heritage 😁
in this day and age, its not strange.
so many rich chinese coming for college and university, and they end up just spending their riches doing anything other than studying… they mingle with other chinese people, speaking mandarin and little to no english. and theyve been staying in melbourne for almost 30 years..they own property and business, they hire people for the business, and they themselves hardly understang english…30 years man
@@masahirukouta21 yeah but he claimed he was born and educated in AU
@@masahirukouta21nah.. that’s only for college. Its harder to pickup the accent or be fluent in a second language later in life.
This man is claiming he was born in Australia. Kids would’ve picked up the Aussie accent from kindergarten lol .
He's the Alice Guo version here in the Philippines.. Always "I don't/can't remember your honor" 😂😂😂😂
they might be related,😂😂😂
Yes, Alice Guo version
Imagine having to deal with this BS everyday. Everyone thinking there smarter than the Customs Agents. What do you do when you don't know who or where they are really from? It truly is a crazy world.
The Alice Guo of Australia with a thick Chinese accent. Oh these Chinese spies! 😁😁😁😁😁😁
Wow I never knew people born in Australia speak like that 😂
Now you just found out...
Some other ppl also born in Australia only speak only Chinese. lol...
Well it can easily happen. You can be born in Australia then be raised abroad and come back and still be a citizen. It's not rocket science. As soon as you are born in Australia you have Australian citizenship for life, even if you can't speak a lick of English.
Look up Clinton Jane lol.
@@kayflip2233this is incorrect, Australian's citizenship law goes by the jus sanguinis concept, which meas that nationality is acquired by descent, just being born in Australia doesn't grant you citizenship, at least one of your parents has to be either an Australian citizen or a permanent resident for the citizenship to be granted.
How in the world he imagined he could pull this off….
Hao*
I hate scammers. Im a resident in australia but grew up in asia. I saved up and worked my way to get my PR accdg to proper processes and policies. Paid my taxes, paid school fees up front and this dude thinks he can just scam his way to keep living in australia
Pinoyk kasi
$1,000 fine a 5yrs suspended sentence and a 3yr no access to Australia for using a fake passport? 😅😅😅😅. Are these Australians joking? That type of ofense grants a life time ban, 5yrs jail and immediate deportation shortly after
I'm sure the ban is actually a life time, after five years he will probably be able to apply for a visa which will certainly be denied. however 5 years of jail time in australia is not a good idea, that would be wasting taxpayer's money
Do you really want to pay all of that money (a lot of money) to imprison a non-citizen?
@@jhouse9113Exactly. Some people just don't think clearly enough.
I love how these idiots "can't remember" if they had any convictions. Like really buddy???
@@Underthebridgemetoo 🤣very True
Even Chinese naturalised to Australia via skilled migration program does’t speak English in this way😅
How did you get birth certificate? 'From My mum'😂
A few decades ago a young lady from Nashville was the first Viet-American to win the national spelling bee, when she opened her mouth the most stereotypical Tennessee accent you can imagine flowed out. My brain locked for a second because my eyes and ears couldn't reconcile. Kids pick up the accent of their new language very quickly.
He knows a good bit about north Canberra, like he lived there for a short time on another identity, maybe attending uni or something. Failed out, is now trying again with a new identity.
How did you get your birth certificate? - "FROM MY MOM"🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious he speaks English like someone who has been here for less than 3years.
"What's a vote...?"
On a lighter note, this video is from like the 1990's they are still using CRT monitors, white pages & tape recorders LOL
because those work good and dont have to replace every other year like modern tech
15. Dec. 2004🙈😅
Everybody knows Australia is 30 years behind the rest of the world.
2004 + 3 = 2007.
So since 2007, he has been allowed to visit Australia.
I hope they’ve wised up - but I doubt it.
Put this con in jail
Darryl gave two different stories for how his passport got wet. One his car window was smashed and broken into. The other he said he accidentally left his window down and it rained in the car. 😮😮😮😮😮. Also, how can they be sure his sister was actually his sister and not setup?
and i mean even if she was his sister she's definitely gonna know what her own brother looks like lol, how is describing what he looks like going to help 😂that phone call was pointless
And he clearly lied about the passport being his first ever passport and then immediately changed his story.
He's obviously prepped his sister with this ridiculous story. Hilarious that the geniuses in immigration believed this pile of pap. He's probably still here working as a scaffolder or something. Howdy 'daryl' haha
@@alexchan3287maybe he thought it was his first passport and the replacement one doesn’t count as the second since they will both have the same passport number
@@saneejagenuine question why do you say “I mean”, instead of just saying what you mean?
Alice Guo left the group.
This dude did not grow in a farm tho... And Alice has better Filipino accent than this dumb dude 😂
Hehehe
She's no where to be found. Where did she Guo?
Same thing that is widely happening in the Philippines. Currently, the senate is investigating about an ELECTED Mayor (suspected Chinese) and were suspended due to her discovered false identity.
Communist China?
Lol, don't compare Australia to Philippines mate. If someone actually wants to join the Philippines. U should appreciate them. 😂
Wow, i dont see any comparison between the 2 countries in the statement. He simply comparing the situation because apparently someone who is a billionaire in the Philippines is under investigation because of her identity and why we should be grateful when they are making an illegal business. 🤓
@@SkywalkerXxX Appreciate what ? For being a fraud and doing illegal business in Philippines?
Atleast he didn't claimed to have lived in a farm like Alice hahaha 😅😅😅
😂😂 that cigarette betrayed him, so funny
And how come that chinese can’t speak the Australian way English dialect if he really born and grew up in Australia everybody does, it’s obviously, he is not really an Australian.
Yeah duh.
I know a girl who grew up here since aged 7. Her English isn't fluent
@@eyeswideopen7777 Was she homeschooled?
It doesn’t matter, there re always dumb ppl who would believe whatever bs🤷♀️
@@WavyMcWaveFace no. But alot of Asians have a lispy Asian tone to their accent even if they have been here since 7-9 yrs of age. They love Asian food and get better along with their gamer friends sort of thing. Think of chonny and his gf. They have that accent where the Asian is still in their speech lol
As a European when I flew to US I had only one credit card with me and legal papers.
You don't need 10 Credit cards.😂
4:36 stereotypical mainland Chinese
From 0:21, I knew it was over for Mr Lau 😂😂😂
😂😂😂Who in their right mind have 14 credit card's?? That would be insane.
Yo 🤣🤣🤣
Only Mister Lau had to do was to smoke that magic cigarette. The magic cigarette which has a power to make other people believe every lies he made. Hahaha 😂😂
The officer: have you even been prosecuted?
Darrell frm South Africa: It was so long ago, I cant remember
😂 He cant remember if he was prosecuted, but he remembers tha it was 'long ago'
Heard that South African accent a mile away
"Mr Lau, Mark, or whatever..." 💀
This guy is actually annoyed? Lol I've only been in Australia for about 5 years and i've picked up the accent. He was born in Australia and he wouldn't even pass as any english speaking country citizen 😂
He speaks chinglish 😂🤣😅
He speaks chinglish 🤣😂
Would he even passed as a Chinese person on a fake student visa? 😂
I feel this boarder officer! I used to work for the Government of a SEA country and omg... it was crazy how tf (and mostly) mainland chinese obtained birth certificates/passports (always newly issued) from the country. I even interviewed one and it was impossible, he didn't speak the country's language nor English. That's, of course, a red flag!
Let me guess that country....Singapore? Cause pretty sure that there tons of this mainlanders here living like kings and can't even speak or understand simple basic English but expect true-blood Singaporeans to be accustomed to their style and character. You tend to wonder how does these people can acquire the passport of this country if its not for their dirty $$.
The officers has a very good skill for interviewing this fool. If it’s was me I told him u should be a shame of yourself u r citizens u can’t even spell your school name
They are professional immigration officers not involving personal/ emotional judgements.
Protip. Voting is compulsory. Registering to vote is not.
If you never registered to vote, you never have to vote and won't get fined.
Registration is compulsary just that is difficult to tell.
Where did he get the guts to pretend he was from AU, the accent is not 1% close to native English speakers. What a shame 😅
Many, many people are born in Sweden to MENA parents and speak with such thick accents as adults that normal Swedish people can hardly understand them. I’m not defending the Chinese guy, but sadly in Sweden you don’t need to speak the language or pass any tests to become a citizen…
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef That's so interesting, and in that case, they can't claim Swedish as their native language if they can't speak in the standard way. If they spoke Arabic most of the time growing up, then that doesn't "count" either.
He could be born in Australia, raised in China and come back to Australia as an adult not knowing a lick of English and still be considered a citizen. You don't lose your Australian citizenship after you are born there.
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef it is proposed to be a law to pass the language test to become Swede
@@xpatzz It might happen years from now, but we already have 2.5 million immigrants (8 million local population, 4.5 million taxpayers) who got in and have their Swedish passports. A lot of them have lived on benefits all their lives, and many are criminals, ruining our country. It’s too late.
This is alarming! In the Philippines there's alot of Chinese suddenly obtain Ph passport. They all have the same story if asked how they obtained their nationality
Any 7-year-old Australian citizen should be able to clearly pronounce:
1. Downer,
2. Darwin,
3. Dickson,
4. Lyneham high school
5. Ledger
6. Woolworths
Don't forget Ventura Bus and Metro 😊
You should hear the MENA immigrants in Sweden, who are given Swedish passports without any requirements or citizenship or language tests…
Coles as well😃
The last one’s a trick cus any Aussie would just say “Woolies”
@@MariaWerner-sf1ef yeah, not compared to a guy who claims who was born in australia and did all his schooling here.
His voice is a dead giveaway 😂😂😂
I think that computer may be older than me....
This footage is from 2004
There’s no way he 45. He should be placed in jail for 20 years!
This video looks quite old, just look at the computers and telephones they were using, must not be a recent interview😅
The video's from the 90's
2004 or 2005 I think
Aussies are too nice by giving them 3 years or less for the ban....lol...usa would be life ban...😂😂😂😂
In reality though they'll never be granted another visa. Especially if from developing countries as even tourist visas are impossible to get if one has an immigration "black mark".
I have family from UK that overstayed and worked illegitimately 30 years ago.
Their most recent application for a visit was rejected in 2019.
Don't mean that he will get a visa after 3 years, funny he claimed he pay millions in tax LOL
@benjijarman The issue is it is difficult to black mark someone whom you don't know who he really is. In theory he could return the following day with his real chinese passport and be granted 3 months tourist visa.
That first customs agent is really chill, Knowing 99.99% sure that he’s lying. I’m guessing he continues to ask questions to get more lies on record.
Downer ... pronounces it Danga LOL
The Albanian guy pretending to be Italian, was the best!
it’s giving Alice Guo situation. charot!
@@taikixtrain, Alice Guo AKA Guo Hua Ping be like🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He also grew up in the farm 🚜 😅
@@Monneth-rs7ydsikat na sikat si Alice Guo Ng pogo 😅
Mismo hahaha
Si Guo Hua Ping ang totoong pangalan.
If this kind of procedure is done in Malaysia.. about 20% of population will fail the test.
He was raise from farm hahahaha
Hahahaha
😂 lol😂
I worked with a girl who had a Mexican accent but couldn't speak Spanish. She picked it up from her family.
Also looking at his passport, most Chinese would have an English first name, Chinese middle name and Chinese Surname. He doesn't have any of that.
Alice Guo male version 😂😂😂
9:50 what on Earth is he rambling about on history 😅
Alice Guo AKA Gou Hua Ping, Australian version 😅😂
At least she speaks Tagalog 😂
Im proud of Alice Gou, she tried really hard though. She did vlogging and really live like a local, even became a mayor for God's sake. But her happiness and fame as a mayor is short lived. Now shes famous for being a fugitive. This guy I can't, he could have tried harder, at least he could have said he ate vegemite daily
Whatever race you are, you were born and grew up in a certain country then you must speak the language in a native way.
Not in Sweden. Iraqis, Kurds, Somalis etc etc speak horrible Swedish even after being born and spending 40 years in the country …
Tell that to the Latinos in America. They speak Spanish openly in America, at work, and at restaurants.
@@orman2222in Australia, i haven’t been to a single Thai restaurant where staff don’t speak Thai to each other.
In most cases yes. 99% of the time yes. But if you grow up in a ethnic enclave going to ethnic school just hanging out with your ethnic group speaking ethnic language your whole life. Then you can have a foreign accent but not quite. Not even half as severe as this guy.
@@SpencerLowe-kg4rg I was standing behind an older Chinese woman in the passport / ID queue at a bus terminal in Sweden once. She was showing her Swedish passport but couldn’t speak a word of Swedish, or answer any of the official’s questions
Loving the 1985 PC and Tape Recorder. Australia always ahead in technology! Lol, btw, that asian dude is as Australian as a polar bear is from antarctica.
I love his confidence. It is at par with the Musicians from the sinking Titanic. But both of them had the same fate
LOL my friend only lives in Aussie for college and he already got the accent 😆
Those computers are ancient 😅😅😅
Old show perhaps
@@jennjack4131 bro they keep records way back probably since before you were born 😂
These episodes are at least 15-20 yrs old
My wife's cousin is in one and she left customs 15 yrs ago.
If you grew up in Australia, your accent will be Australian whether you like it or not. His Chinese accent is as thick as the great wall.
He doesn’t know how to lie. lol 😂
Can't understand a single word coming out of his word, even as a half chinese myself🤣
23:26 what is Dr Phill doing there?? 😂😅
26:12 the guy on the right is holding the cup with two hands 😂😂😂
best smoke ever after that fiasco! lol
Seeing those mini cassette tapes and the old box computer brings back fond memories.
Many of them illegal in the Philippines even now
They always say “I don’t know “ 😂😂😂
If this man is Australian I am from Mars.
the pony tail guy though was legit he wasn't a scammer just kind of dumb for travelling with a destroyed passport.
If I saw correctly he had a UK passport but speaks with a South African accent.
@@lindabennett6005 You don't need a particular accent to be a citizen of the UK, USA, Canada, Australia or any particular country. How can you not know that? There are tons of South Africans with UK passports just due to family.
Its the fault of the immigration officer from where he departed. He should have been advised to get a mew passport before travelling.
The audacity to claim and insist that he’s born and raised in Australia with that kind of broken English is pretty admirable though 😂
Good job to the customs and immigration office.
Hats off to immigration officer for his patience and ability to understand mandarin
I love this border security . It is exciting !
Same here, I love watching this program. I wish Philippines have very tight border security as well.
The determination and professionalism of Australian border control is impeccable.
He doesn't have Australian accent , hehehehe
I like the old computer😂
This footage must be 20 years old.
If he went to an Australian elementary and high school, there's NO WAY he sounds like that.