Remember everyone, Solaire helps with Ornstein and Smough. That means Solaire gave his credit card number. Front and back, plus the expiration date. Be like Solaire.
for me, Solaire didn’t give his credit card, front and/or back or the expiration date. when I traveled through the fog wall, he refused to follow and i was just waiting to die because Solaire would refuse to give his Credit Card to him. thank you solaire from dark souls
Great Scythe is fucking busted though, so is Priscilla’s Scythe. Dex for life. (F-off, I’ve replayed the game 20+ times and left her alive almost every time aside from run 7 when I did all bosses, run 13 when I cosplayed as death (The robe one, not the Puss In Boots 2 death) and wanted to try her scythe and run 16 when I did SL1 all bosses.)
@@jakedaniels8944 смотрю на ремастер и не вижу разницы, серьезно, кхмкхм ладно будет несправедливо говорить что ничего не поменялось, но скажу так: шарм запущенности, который имела графика первого дса остался. Я б сказал что это хорошо, если б они не перепродавали считай ту же игру будто создали чтото с подреалистичной графикой; короче игра так же ощущается; как мрачная 3д анимация хз как выразится
@@pucciraskolnikov7266 ремастер-тупой кэшгреб, почти ничего не добавили, в некоторых аспектах игра стала хуже, с попыткой пофиксить твинки и матчмейкинг они какого-то хера забыли про ВоГ и анальные бусины. Ремастер хуже ПТДЕ
No decks allowed Unless it's a deck of credit cards of which you can provide their numbers, the expiration months & years, and the three digit codes on the back :P
It's like when you just start learning about the game, you become an intermediate player when you move to strength because you have to get good to use it. But you get better and move back to dex because strength builds are only to compensate for the weak. Tl;dr: What I'm saying is you are casual if you still rely on strength builds. Smh
@@Arubedo I've been playing from soft games since 2015 and I enjoy str builds more, all that matters is playing the game how you enjoy it not what some weeb on the internet says
@@masterdesattardes1055 A good player will play everything good. A weak player will let strength carry them, I know I used to only play strength and got bored.
@@Arubedo man why you commenting about str being for "noobs" 3 different times? Its about playing the game how it pleases you, not listening to a weeb on yt
It's alright for you, my Halberds won't stop crying, either!! I say that... has anyone seen my Black Bow of Pharis +15? I can't seem to fin-oh, there it... ooh... it's a wreck... *turns* Are there any weaponry counsellors around?
Hm, I have to characters who wear full Havel's. a Havel build, of course, and, interestingly, my DEX build (I will occasionally wear it with other characters, but never partial Havel's, the blasphemy)
I've seen voiceover pete countless times over the last few years and I love that man so much. I've never seen this exact video until now tho which is perfect timing cuz I've been into the souls games for years but only beat 3 and recently got into the first with a friend and we're currently in blighttown! Wish me luck.
Considering the amount of times a Giant Dad has invaded me between Solaire's bonfire and the boss room I really do believe I deserve financial compensation
Ugh, Chosen Undead wants help? Just git gud. No scrub deserves this credit card. > "No dex" AWOOGA AWOOOOOGA *EYES POP OUT OF HEAD HEART SHAPED HEART BEATS OUT OF CHEST MILK TRUCK CRASHES INTO BAKERY SITS UP STRAIGHTENS TIE TAKES A MINT* Ahem. My card expires on...
You’d think being royalty to the gods of fire and leader of the dark moon you’d be loaded but nope, chosen undead don’t need your credit card, but apparently gwyndilin spent one too many gold coins on his darkmoon blades. Love this cracked me up.
NO. NO, FUCKING NO. *WHY ON EARTH* would you pronounce a visibly German name by interpreting it through English spelling conventions? The hell is wrong with you?
Clearly this is one of Gwyndolin’s illusions.
😂😂😂well played
Nice
That bech!
Filthy dex gang
@@Michaelsoft. we don't Win war with sex and faith; but strenght and intelligence
"The Chosen Undead is in trouble"
When are they not??
When chest ahead
When try finger but hole
When
"phantom shrek69xd summoned"
When Iron Tarkus is summoned
@@zhaneshirkey6788 I just about died
"No dex allowed"
Absolutely based.
Dex surpasses Strength in DPS
@@kaspersaldell gay and dexpilled
based on what?
Connor Todd mind helping me understand? I never caught on to the joke and have no idea what it means
@@kaspersaldell
Wait, really?
“The chosen undead is in serious trouble in/and/or Londo”
I cannot be unheared
So.. Is it in Londo ? Or Londo ?
Orlando ?
you did not just make me say that correctly.
@@Eldariur Do not mention such a cursed place with the hope of not hearing a bell and waking the old lords of cinder.
Why am I laughing so hard at this?
This guy's facial expressions sell every fucking word coming out his mouth and he doesnt even know what they mean. That is talent.
High speech skill.
*SPEECH 100*
He has done this for many games.
I was thinking the exact same thing
Ye
Remember everyone, Solaire helps with Ornstein and Smough. That means Solaire gave his credit card number. Front and back, plus the expiration date. Be like Solaire.
Im convinced, where do I send the info to?
@@Xahajo okay do you have a website or something send the link
for me, Solaire didn’t give his credit card, front and/or back or the expiration date. when I traveled through the fog wall, he refused to follow and i was just waiting to die because Solaire would refuse to give his Credit Card to him.
thank you solaire from dark souls
too bad
i accidentally went in without Solaire and still won
Praise the sun
Can’t believe he pronounced anor londo passably and smough perfectly
Right
That’s cause he’s a chad who says smougggg
He actually pronounced Smough incorrectly, just like 99% of the community.
@@valravnsshadow9422 "mispronounced incorrectly"
Lol you tried
@@iain2080 tried what? If you're gonna quote me at least do it correctly.
The second he said "no dex allowed", I instantly gained so much respect for him
Agreed,
...on top of the existing respect I had for him.
BLACK KNIGHT GREATSWORD FOR THE WIIIIIN
thief = best build
We of the Sorcerer guild concur. Dex is for pussies.
Great Scythe is fucking busted though, so is Priscilla’s Scythe. Dex for life.
(F-off, I’ve replayed the game 20+ times and left her alive almost every time aside from run 7 when I did all bosses, run 13 when I cosplayed as death (The robe one, not the Puss In Boots 2 death) and wanted to try her scythe and run 16 when I did SL1 all bosses.)
This video was made by the strength gang
Demon Greataxes are woefully underrappreciated.
Imagine having a weapon thats not bigger than your whole body
@@foldedx2 rapier users : _sweats_ _profusely_
Us moment
Indeed. Strength builds are the superior race
Don't know man, sounds like a sca-
"No Dex allowed."
So, my credit card number is...
Yes
Your credit card number is ... ?
Interesting
Did this get linked somewhere? I'm noticing a ton of views and subscribers lately
@@Rymere idk man, it just appeared in our feed and we clicked it
@@Rymere i blame youtube algorithm
Best thing is the fact that you paid 42€ for this
worth
Still better then buying remaster
@@pucciraskolnikov7266 что правда - то правда
@@jakedaniels8944 смотрю на ремастер и не вижу разницы, серьезно, кхмкхм ладно будет несправедливо говорить что ничего не поменялось, но скажу так: шарм запущенности, который имела графика первого дса остался. Я б сказал что это хорошо, если б они не перепродавали считай ту же игру будто создали чтото с подреалистичной графикой; короче игра так же ощущается; как мрачная 3д анимация хз как выразится
@@pucciraskolnikov7266 ремастер-тупой кэшгреб, почти ничего не добавили, в некоторых аспектах игра стала хуже, с попыткой пофиксить твинки и матчмейкинг они какого-то хера забыли про ВоГ и анальные бусины.
Ремастер хуже ПТДЕ
If EA made Dark Souls.
This killed me
@@UncleHattan are you next to a bonfire?
when you kill a boss you have to sit through several different angles in slow-mo of the final hit
In other words: Hell
@@Afflictamine isn’t that sekiro (flawless game don’t get me wrong but I was confused what u said)
no dex allowed
*decks
*dicks
damage. I’m a dex build........darn it
No decks allowed
Unless it's a deck of credit cards of which you can provide their numbers, the expiration months & years, and the three digit codes on the back :P
@@theluminousone5883 why
We can only guess how confused pete was when reading this.
You can tell by his delivery in the beginning, but then he pulls through like an absolute champ after that
Even if he doesn't understand what he is saying, he still does it like a professional. I respect that.
I've never played a Dark Souls game and I only recognized about half the words he said.
Zach Attack Why is this in your recommend? Lol
@@marienie1270 Idk, I watch a lot of short meme videos and some people I'm subscribed to play Dark Souls (but I don't watch those videos).
Newbie: Katana seems cool
Man who wear a loincloth: N O D E X A L L O W
It's like when you just start learning about the game, you become an intermediate player when you move to strength because you have to get good to use it. But you get better and move back to dex because strength builds are only to compensate for the weak.
Tl;dr: What I'm saying is you are casual if you still rely on strength builds. Smh
Nah, now come to the Pyromancy
@@Arubedo come on down to black knight halberd + haval armor town
no dex
*only kfc great hammer*
@@Arubedo I've been playing from soft games since 2015 and I enjoy str builds more, all that matters is playing the game how you enjoy it not what some weeb on the internet says
"No dex allowed"
Smart man. I think we can trust him.
We all know dex is only allowed for casters in Darks Souls 3
Even for a credit card scam dex isn't allowed
@@tuskinraider5926 and bleed builds in elden ring
if I can't bring my Murakumo, I'm not going, I wanna spam 2handed strong attacks
Did we all just get this recommended 2 years later
Yes.
Yes
What's up gamersssssssss. How's 2020? :D
Only Strength gang gets this recommended
Seems like it
Do you imagine if Solaire was the one in grave danger?
Pay 30 humanity or with credit card
@@SanMarcosBlanket imagine if dark souls is a p2w
I would actually give my credit card number
fuck solaire, mans tries to kill you
@@aubie5904 Not if you do the "questline" properly.
i wasn't so sure about the idea of giving the chosen undead my credit card info, but then he said "no dex allowed" and i am sold
Dex player here, such a shame that I'm not allowed because I was writing all my credit card funny numbers already
Fucking legend, people say he has no idea what he’s talking about but I bet he’s played every soulsborne game hitless
When it used to be souls born but now it’s souls borne
“Tonight gherman joins the hunt”
@@WeakerWeakest what the hell are you talking about since bloodborne released its been soulsborne
@@FascioH I’m talking about it in a positive sense
@@WeakerWeakest are you high
@@FascioH so this is what twitter feels like
"no dex allowed"
This was made by a strength character
The only way to play
@@masterdesattardes1055 A good player will play everything good. A weak player will let strength carry them, I know I used to only play strength and got bored.
@@Arubedo git gud
@@Arubedo man why you commenting about str being for "noobs" 3 different times? Its about playing the game how it pleases you, not listening to a weeb on yt
@@Arubedo omg ur so good at the game and so great. honestly ur such a good player. thanks for teaching us how to play the game master!!!
"No dex allowed"
*puts away great scythe
*cries in dex
That is one very notable exception, style on the hoes with my Priscilla Great scythe
@@firebembum4751
No dex allowed no exceptions.
Yeah, cry you pussy
@@subditodelreyrata f u bro! DEX GANG FOR LIFE!!!
It's alright for you, my Halberds won't stop crying, either!! I say that... has anyone seen my Black Bow of Pharis +15? I can't seem to fin-oh, there it... ooh... it's a wreck...
*turns* Are there any weaponry counsellors around?
"No dex allowed" *audible wheezed*
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6870 2513 9156 2603
12/9
i hope chosen undead is ok and manages to beat ornstein and smough in anor londo
I absolutely adore this guy, he's just embracing the meme, and he puts so much effort and professionalism into his delivery! xD
thats just because he got paid to do it mate :D which by definition makes him a professional ^^
of course he did, he made a living off of the meme
Cuack?
He doesn't know what he is talking about... He is THAT professional in delivery
I don’t know who this is.
This video was the reason why I started playing dark souls
me too
So how u find it
Whats your progress?
@@عبدالرحمنالقصير-ي1ذ والله رهيبه يابو قصير توي مختم الريمايسترد
@@Omar-uq4dw العب الاضافة لا تنسى
300 iq here: by saying "no dex" he ensures that only dex ppl will be safe from scam. this is dex video
You sure 300 iq is acurate? That was at least a 307 iq detective work, here!
holy shit 300 iq
Or should i say "int"?
@@cynicalclusterfuck5605 anyone who claims more than 162 IQ has really, really low IQ
@@picklejho69 nice bait bru
I love how he sounds confident but in a way where he doesn't even know where Dark Souls is
who dark souls is
why dark souls is
How Dark Souls is
Every soup has its bark
Why are souls dark
"No dex allowed"
Me: *laughs in Havel build*
Ah a fellow havel build player
@@thecosmiccoffee3155 a fellow pussy player*
@@Luca48882 slayer*
havels armor was sent by the gods
Hm, I have to characters who wear full Havel's. a Havel build, of course, and, interestingly, my DEX build (I will occasionally wear it with other characters, but never partial Havel's, the blasphemy)
I'm so glad that dark souls also got into this meme
dark souls is a meme
@frank grimes well alright then buddy
@frank grimes damn seems like someone had a rough day
@@dragoonman1478 I mean they are dumb, that's what makes them funny
wait, what did frank say?
So this is what Giant Dad looks like with his mask off.
I bet he gets so confused by his requests
“No Dex allowed”
I couldn’t hear with my +15 Great Scythe plugging my ears
Haha golden tracer go wooosh
STRENGtH GANG
Bruh u need to bost ur dex no one use his scytho to his ear
Haha balder side sword go brrrrr
@@عبدالرحمنالقصير-ي1ذ your English is worse than an Arabian that thinks they speak English as good as Britains,some even think they’re better
"no dex allowed"
They ostracized them because they feared the truth...
What is dex
@@House_MAL Dexterity. It's one of the stats.
@@House_MAL The truth they feared.
Dex bad
My Halberds would like a word!
When the man dressed in the dark, told “no dex allowed” it left my soul
This guys acting is amazing, the way he genrally sounds upset about the charecters dying
I just randomly got this recommended. RUclips has finally figured out what content I want to see.
Yes we seam to be in the same predicament
Of course
“No dex allowed”
*quickly reaches for credit card*
“Get rekt dex builds”
-This post was made by the luck gang
Dark Souls 1 has no Luck stat, because your success is determined by how close you are to the giant dad build.
lagg1e falschion flip gang
Great club. Gang where it at
Dark bead 1 hit kill bosses at sl5 gang
@@zolo-p3p Chaos Rapier lagstab with hornet and ninja flip with minmaxed poise to tank any hit while you backstab
I've seen voiceover pete countless times over the last few years and I love that man so much. I've never seen this exact video until now tho which is perfect timing cuz I've been into the souls games for years but only beat 3 and recently got into the first with a friend and we're currently in blighttown! Wish me luck.
Good luck!
I watch this once a week to level up.
i like how his really trying to say "Anor" correcly
"NOOOOOO you can't make fun of dex builds, y'all just brutes"
Strenght gang: Haha big sword goes WHOOSH
Whooopooosh
Bonk
Everyone here is noob. We all know that the best weapon is the black separation crystal. Git gud
*GLANG*
@@absoluteunit6957 I named my str character bonk
I love how he went with the full, classic Oxford gaming abbreviation -- Dext -- with a T, because he's all class.
Because he T-pose on dex user
this deserves more views
and this get em
Considering the amount of times a Giant Dad has invaded me between Solaire's bonfire and the boss room I really do believe I deserve financial compensation
I am once again asking for your financial support
SonSpork I am once again asking for your financial support
I left my soapstone that's good enough.
@@AbdullahImadl shes not from an anime, but a game called Nier Automata and her name is 2B
*dropped your soapstone
*applies sticky white stuff to right handed weapon*
@@xXViiCTiiMiizzEDxX bruh and your name is magicmike this cant be anymore DISGUSTING!
This guy needs a raise on how smoove he was with this
Dex would just hold us back, time for the havel homies.
Aww, I guess I’ll put away my Quelagg’s Furysword that kills Ornstein in five hits...
Fatroll gang
Giant gang rise up for medium rolls
Whats dex?
George Williams dexterity the main rival stat of strength
This man now has access to all my credit cards.
Only one card was needed to save the chosen undead. But you went the extra mile just in case. You're a true hero
"No DEX allowed"
Oh goodie, my Faith build is safe
That delivery on 'Anor Londo' is incredible
No matter how many times I watch this vid, it never gets old
Ugh, Chosen Undead wants help? Just git gud. No scrub deserves this credit card.
> "No dex"
AWOOGA AWOOOOOGA
*EYES POP OUT OF HEAD HEART SHAPED HEART BEATS OUT OF CHEST MILK TRUCK CRASHES INTO BAKERY SITS UP STRAIGHTENS TIE TAKES A MINT*
Ahem.
My card expires on...
AAWOOOGA
Fucking fantastic reference. Goddamn that meme is funny as fuck.
200th like is me
It's the "no dex allowed" line that still gets me every time.
This man is so perfect. Ive watched this video dozens of times since i found it a week or so ago
The funniest thing is that im actually stuck at that part right now
You still stuck? Cause i am now. Lol
@@claymenefee6999 you can do it bro.
@@claymenefee6999 anor londo is Incredibly difficult in your first playthrough. But it becomes one of the easiest places in your 2nd playthrough.
The man who does this is the true hero here. Putting his life on the internet to create beautiful memes.
guy: no dex allowed
me: so this is how Giantdad looks under his mask
I watch this over and over just for the "no dex allowed"
In AnOrLoNdO
This is my favourite version with this dude. He sounds so serious in this one. Especially at 0:21
at first I thought it was just a scheme.. but when he said "no Dex allowed" I was sure
That's incredible, he probably has absolutely no idea what he's saying but he made a full effort for the cameo, good stuff
First time playing dark souls 3 I did a ultra great sword because “I ONLY HAVE TO HIT YOU ONCE DEX NERD”
"Good thing you'll never hit me all the way over here."
You thcc, you (not) quick, and you definitely got big dicc. Pls no ban for toxicity
And If you are not dumb, you can be quite Quick with ultras in ds3
DawnWatch hammer is so much fun in mhw
*roll backstabs you to death*
What was that?
dude that face when he says no dex allowed... priceless...
You can tell me that I’m boutta get scammed by this dude but I would still get scammed cuz he’s just so convincing
I’m not saying dex is useless but a giant slab of metal and giant biceps kinda beats everything
or a big fucking lightning spear to the face
This is obviously a shit-post, but i have re-watched this 15 times.
Oh, I see I’m not wanted here...
_[rolls away wearing nothing but a loincloth]_
they dont even let you inside firelink shrine
Oh I'm wearing nothing but a loincloth as well. If I wanna mid-roll, more isn't an option when I'm out here dual-wielding ledos hammer and fume UGS.
@@TheMike0088 _[cartwheels around you twelve times]_
This is now officially the correct pronunciation for "Smough"
Can’t believe this was half a decade ago
WHY WAS THIS NOT IN MY RECOMMENDATION EARLIER!
"Ornsteeeen"
That’s how I pronounced it
@@liam8765 i always pronounced "Ors-Tain"
God of Demência Berenstain bears.
@@QuackerHead-j Berornstain
Uh... if you want to pronounce it germanlike you'd say "Orn-sh-tain" with only a slight pause after the "sh".
Source: I'm a german. Auf Wiedersehen.
This is even better knowing he was probably wearing basketball shorts when he filmed this
You’d think being royalty to the gods of fire and leader of the dark moon you’d be loaded but nope, chosen undead don’t need your credit card, but apparently gwyndilin spent one too many gold coins on his darkmoon blades. Love this cracked me up.
Oh god can’t stop laughing damn you dude “No dex allowed” oh my god
"Deepest apologies, but I must take your Souls before you proceed."
this is literally my favorite thing on the internet
Mine too. Surely it'll be impossible to top this?
This is a very important announcement. I'm surprised it wasn't on The Emergency Broadcast System.
"I only have to hit you once, Dex Nerd."
Jokes on you
ruclips.net/video/otCpCn0l4Wo/видео.html
Fuck you mate dex rules
no ill parry you dex for life
@@diegomeringer3953 and one shot him with your +15 great schte afterwards.
Same for strength builds, even more so in fact. Endurance builds ftw
I was All prepared with credit card info and everything until he said "no dex allowed" oh well guess I can't show.
Pete is the true final boss of dark souls
Cries in Dex and Faith
I'm curious, why that combo? I always felt like the game pushed more towards strength and faith
@@JakeMXZero for faster Casting
@@jayjiro5233 Oh right I completely forgot that mechanic, thank you!
"No dex allowed"
Pillar Men theme intensifies
If only I was as strong emotionally as my dark soul's character's strength stat is
"No dex allowed."
*laughs in big poise Havel*
I wasn't sure, but when he said no dex allowed he convinced me
No dex allowed!? That's discrimination! *holds my partizan and cries in the corner* I still love you, baby...
I see youtube has once again brought us together
Finally, someone who pronounces Ornstein and Smough right.
NO. NO, FUCKING NO. *WHY ON EARTH* would you pronounce a visibly German name by interpreting it through English spelling conventions? The hell is wrong with you?
@@bacicinvatteneaca I mean you're right but like- chill lol
Its so good to return to this video after turning myself into a dark souls fan
“No dext allowed”
Sorry Marz
*Me with my wallet in my hand*
Oh, he’s good.
Awesome that this video gets recommended to me right before I fight those fucks, first time playing dark souls wish me luck against em
Update: got them on my second try
Every time this video appears, I have to watch it again. Every time.
Was sceptical until he said "no Dex allowed", I now have complete trust in this man
"No dex allowed"
Sorry weebs, the chad always gets the souls.
This is the live-action adaptation of the 'I have no idea what I'm doing' meme, and this dude is the dog. Oscar-worthy performance, though.
What Solaire sees before you summon him