Dark Souls is actually easy, guys.

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @JustSomeMemes
    @JustSomeMemes  3 года назад +5303

    I made a dark souls video, guys.
    P.S. After reading some comments, I think I should address some things:
    - 8 months ago, I did some polls on games I wanted to try. What I meant by "try" was making videos for my channel. The games listed were games I like.
    - This is not a blind playthrough. I have played dark souls before.
    - I haven't played Dark Souls in a couple of years, so I thought it would be cool and fun to play it again and make a video about it, like my Dragon's Dogma video.
    - I was not dying on purpose, I'm just bad at most games.
    - The only Soulsborne game I haven't played yet is Demon Souls.
    - I should've made it clear before I posted this video that I'm not new to dark souls, that's on me.
    - I apologize to the people who thought I was playing for the first time and the people who thought I was faking it. I wasn't trying to trick people, I just wanted to make a dumb fun video.

  • @raph4106
    @raph4106 3 года назад +4769

    He started with a bonk, he finished with a bonk.
    Epic.

  • @pieguy5323
    @pieguy5323 3 года назад +4648

    Gravity is one of the strongest enemies in these games

    • @criarinobr2682
      @criarinobr2682 3 года назад +125

      the strongest enemy*

    • @pieguy5323
      @pieguy5323 3 года назад +18

      @@criarinobr2682 I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure its enemies (plural) because when saying "one of" I am referring to the larger group of enemies in dark souls. Also "one of the strong enemy" sounds a bit awkward to say but I really don't know

    • @criarinobr2682
      @criarinobr2682 3 года назад +55

      @@pieguy5323 that's not what I meant lol

    • @tristandubromelle103
      @tristandubromelle103 3 года назад +7

      *Vietman Flashback of DS2*
      The greatest ennemy of these games

    • @BT-ob7ve
      @BT-ob7ve 3 года назад +2

      Naaah, I beated it first try

  • @dragvindel
    @dragvindel 3 года назад +3009

    The fact that Solaire's lightning spear staggered Gwyn is just euphoric

    • @guifire9747
      @guifire9747 3 года назад +229

      Gwyn: You dare use my own spell against me -Potter- Solaire?

    • @goofball7289
      @goofball7289 2 года назад +23

      @@guifire9747 Solair is such a cool dude, being so helpful :>

    • @Vaga-Bard
      @Vaga-Bard 8 месяцев назад +9

      @@goofball7289”if I didn’t know any better I’d say you had feelings for him”
      Haha ignore that.

    • @cinderguard3156
      @cinderguard3156 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@Vaga-Bard who doesn't have feelings for him?

  • @greensoul5812
    @greensoul5812 2 года назад +755

    It is truly incredible how in 1 run he went from getting completly abused by taurus demon to parrying gwyn big bonk only
    A truly masterpiece
    This is definitely art

    • @arturosandoval8862
      @arturosandoval8862 2 года назад +42

      It wasn't his first time playing though, he already posted a comment saying that he already beated the game, he just died that way because he's bad at the game and had bad luck.

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Год назад +6

      @@arturosandoval8862 spoken like a true souls veteran

    • @joschmo4497
      @joschmo4497 Год назад +2

      I just started Dark Souls 3 and I died to that scaly ice beast at the start like 5 o 6 times, but I did Gundyr on my first try

    • @GraphixHurricane
      @GraphixHurricane Год назад

      @@joschmo4497 vort is easy stay under his nuts

    • @contemporaryconundrums93
      @contemporaryconundrums93 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@joschmo4497Gundyr is easy if you just circle right in 1st phase and circle left in second phase.
      Crystal lizard is agonizing though.

  • @ChaoticAvenger
    @ChaoticAvenger 2 года назад +455

    Bonk Stick is actually a God Tier Weapon. Also I like the fact that you kept the music of the boss for Ornstein and Smough. Climax of the game tbh.

    • @HeroSword_P
      @HeroSword_P Год назад

      That two handed R2 is garbage tho, way too slow for both PvE and especially PvP.

    • @UnsuitableBachelor
      @UnsuitableBachelor 3 месяца назад

      ​@@HeroSword_P it does massive poise damage

    • @keiffer777
      @keiffer777 2 месяца назад

      That would've been pretty hard to remove in post

  • @Freyria13
    @Freyria13 3 года назад +3077

    Me, at the beginning of the video: Why is he using a dumb club?
    Me: at the end of the video:
    Damn, clubs are dope

    • @DOT107
      @DOT107 3 года назад +206

      unga bunga stick > Any weapon in DS Trilogy

    • @BenjiroSensei
      @BenjiroSensei 3 года назад +81

      Never underestimate the bonk squad.

    • @jimtsap04
      @jimtsap04 3 года назад +52

      I see you have converted to a fellow pancake connoisseur

    • @ReallyRealDog
      @ReallyRealDog 3 года назад +53

      As a Dual Wielder (DS 2 &3) or a Riposter in DS1 there's nothing I fear more than these Cavemen.

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 3 года назад +26

      @@colbyboucher6391 black knight halberd is the holy weapon

  • @cramorantisgod4533
    @cramorantisgod4533 3 года назад +2757

    It all makes sense. Ted is Solaire, it right in front of us the whole time. Solaire is just an anagram for Ted.

    • @jasonarreguin1047
      @jasonarreguin1047 3 года назад +14

      Doesn't that mean ted dies tho, unless you do the thing to save him

    • @DapimpBDSD
      @DapimpBDSD 3 года назад +45

      @@jasonarreguin1047 heroes NEVER die!

    • @andrewcastle8269
      @andrewcastle8269 3 года назад +3

      I didn't know he could pull up like da baby :0

    • @TokiRoMorbii
      @TokiRoMorbii 3 года назад +8

      Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

    • @smallestgoober9399
      @smallestgoober9399 3 года назад +40

      S: Cat
      O: that
      L: is
      A: good
      I: at
      R: videogames
      E:

  • @pixelgun4789
    @pixelgun4789 2 года назад +1839

    That feeling when I died by common enemies more than by bosses.

    • @emily-ee2lk
      @emily-ee2lk Год назад +71

      playing ds3 rn and this sums up the experience 😭

    • @robbietoe
      @robbietoe Год назад +66

      Nah that's pretty normal honestly.

    • @jstgamer2553
      @jstgamer2553 Год назад +18

      @@emily-ee2lk dude I’m plays ds3 rn and I feel that

    • @AdoroBiscoff
      @AdoroBiscoff Год назад +8

      "Brightown"

    • @arthas236
      @arthas236 Год назад +44

      @@jstgamer2553 Random hollows: * *jumping backstabing multiple combo attacks while running at you with perfect tracking* *
      Most bosses: "Hey buddy do you want a heal break? I'll just stare at you while you sip"

  • @Michael26z
    @Michael26z 2 года назад +38

    “U pull up?”
    “I pull up.”

  • @thed1taumaruvegas
    @thed1taumaruvegas 2 года назад +147

    Honestly the best DS1 montage I have ever seen. Great editing and was laughing the whole way through. Really captured what it is like to play the souls series. Bravo!

  • @TheInstinctWithinV2
    @TheInstinctWithinV2 2 года назад +6830

    Was laughing the whole way through, but part of me lost it even more when it hit me that you picked the class that just has a stick, and you had the option of a hundred different weapons, but you found bigger stick and said "yes"

  • @KenBladehart
    @KenBladehart 3 года назад +4571

    If you beat Dark Souls 1 with keyboard/mouse, youre ready for everything in the world... like doing taxes

    • @raptorate2872
      @raptorate2872 3 года назад +445

      i beat DS1 with mouse & keyboard but still cant do my taxes :(

    • @ImNiiL
      @ImNiiL 3 года назад +158

      I did ds1/2/3 ans sekiro ( all boss and mini boss) with keyboard/mouse :'

    • @sushanthkv6561
      @sushanthkv6561 3 года назад +122

      i play ds1 with keyboard only

    • @thesupreme8062
      @thesupreme8062 3 года назад +17

      @@sushanthkv6561 why?

    • @laufert7100
      @laufert7100 3 года назад +10

      @@sushanthkv6561 same

  • @seifer447
    @seifer447 3 года назад +1316

    That Anor Londo archer bit always gives me that feeling of awful that, even years removed from Dark Souls 1, gives me incredible secondhand frustration.

    • @kylerobb8066
      @kylerobb8066 3 года назад +49

      I hate that corner you have to go around with the silver knight in the way, I call it the 'bloody angle.' I got SO angry on my first play through when I got to that point cause I died over and over and over and over and over again. It still gives me PTSD to this day.

    • @shadebinder9969
      @shadebinder9969 3 года назад +18

      You can just use a greatshield and ignore their arrows basically.
      Also the ring of fog and slumbering dragoncrest ring make it so the left one won't see you and the right one won't until your next to them making it also very easy.

    • @impalacrush2439
      @impalacrush2439 3 года назад +23

      @@shadebinder9969 its my at least 4th playthrought and every time i near those bridge i get a headache.
      But on my latest one i just use the fog ring and boy i laugh like a maniac when i cross the brige

    • @allstarwoo4
      @allstarwoo4 3 года назад +4

      I’ve never had too much trouble with them but it comes down to how you react. If you play defensively you’re more likely to get hit. This is one of those times it rewards you for being aggressive. Once you get close enough to the right silver knight the left one can’t shoot you. At that point kill the right then if you’re confident kill the left but be wary the left one can be more dangerous.

    • @thewitchking2556
      @thewitchking2556 3 года назад +4

      2 Poison arrows on the left one while he shoots the overhang while you stand in bridge with railing, boom, when he bleeds out same strat on the right one

  • @toxic_icecream
    @toxic_icecream 2 года назад +785

    8:10 No way he left immidiately. Nobody leaves this room immidiately.

    • @Gabriel64468
      @Gabriel64468 2 года назад +81

      You're right you gotta "kill" the illusion first

    • @luthalwolf7364
      @luthalwolf7364 2 года назад +116

      Binoculars time!

    • @ligmaballz3071
      @ligmaballz3071 2 года назад +100

      Common L comment, sigma males only seeking for Solaire

    • @doktorj4k4lkee
      @doktorj4k4lkee 2 года назад +35

      I'm only here for the lordvessel, chosen undead needs that teleportation

    • @Azaths
      @Azaths 2 года назад +18

      @@doktorj4k4lkee I'm only here for death, pain and suffering

  • @erstrizaldi7719
    @erstrizaldi7719 2 года назад +86

    You see I didn't realize bringing the Taurus demon to the roof would give you more space to fight him. That's. Eye opening.

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Год назад +3

      I just use the winged spear and pine resin him. His attacks usually swing overhead for the first part so stick to his legs and give his balls a good zapping

    • @GraphixHurricane
      @GraphixHurricane Год назад +11

      you dont even have to do that just fall on his head with an attack 4 times

    • @erstrizaldi7719
      @erstrizaldi7719 Год назад +3

      @@GraphixHurricane i did that after lol. Just thought he jumps up there but didnt think he could stay up there.

  • @colinchildress1251
    @colinchildress1251 3 года назад +499

    I love how Pinwheel didn't even get a 'Defeat boss' title card because he was practically just a normal enemy.

    • @orb9760
      @orb9760 2 года назад +3

      He is just a normal enemy

    • @shayyuss
      @shayyuss 2 года назад +34

      literally you have to run past like 6 pinwheels on the way to nito

    • @Fabruz233
      @Fabruz233 2 года назад +10

      Dark Knights in the undead burg are more dangerous

    • @MarkSmith-er7fe
      @MarkSmith-er7fe 2 года назад

      good

  • @codyconnor6981
    @codyconnor6981 3 года назад +408

    So Ted can just casually hop through dimensions, understandable.

    • @delakidzz8131
      @delakidzz8131 3 года назад +9

      Was it ever a question? Ted is unbreakable

  • @marcuspollard2000
    @marcuspollard2000 3 года назад +594

    As a dark souls veteran this was both funny as hell and painful

    • @arturosandoval8862
      @arturosandoval8862 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, it was painful to see how he started with one of the worst classes and keep using the shitty Club, the Reinforced Club it's a direct upgrade, only cost 350 souls and can be bought from the Undead Merchant in Undead Parish, at least he replaced it with the Great Club.

    • @theoilymaniac8073
      @theoilymaniac8073 2 года назад

      Never self claim the title "dark souls veteran" 😂 fucking incel neckbeard

    • @Zabrakjedi
      @Zabrakjedi Год назад

      Firebombs to kill Asylum Demon AND Taurus Demon was painful to watch.

  • @scepticalrain
    @scepticalrain 2 года назад +45

    The one thing in this video that stood out to me is that those archers will never NOT BE THE BANE OF EXISTENCE.

  • @guyinablackhoodiewithahood4407
    @guyinablackhoodiewithahood4407 2 года назад +63

    For a dark souls fellow it is very satisfying to watch a new player understand the local memes, instantly attack Lautrec when first meeting him and save Solaire.

  • @brandongonzalez6277
    @brandongonzalez6277 2 года назад +898

    The zoom in for each "You Died" absolutely kills me. Well done.

  • @iangarcia2708
    @iangarcia2708 3 года назад +267

    I remember playing my first darksouls game on the X360(Darksouls II) and I was like "Oh it's a knights and dungeons game" little did I know things are going to escalate from 0 to 100 in just mere seconds

    • @rayzorduality2396
      @rayzorduality2396 3 года назад +16

      You poor bastard, welcome to the club...

    • @MrKing-qd7gi
      @MrKing-qd7gi 2 года назад +16

      I remember my mom getting dark souls as a gift for me and my brothers when I was a kid. She got it because she thought the cover was cool. Us kids pretty much had to replay games over and over back then as money was tight and we barely had games so we were excited to try it out. The excitement quickly turned to cries of having her take it back to get a new game lol. Funny, now I'm a huge Dark Souls fan and I've even thanked her for introducing me to it and it's a fond memory now. She even plays games and she will be playing elden ring now and experience the same inevitable defeat as I did when I was a kid.

    • @KingENDLESS
      @KingENDLESS 2 года назад

      DS2, you’re nuts! 😂 I had to start with DS1

  • @luis4219
    @luis4219 2 года назад +21

    Love how the final strike on ornstein saved solaires life he was on deaths edge

  • @labeilleautiste6318
    @labeilleautiste6318 2 года назад +6

    What make this video so entertairning even after rewatching it is the rythme and how well the music are put in term of timing, clearcly quality content

  • @phigg7788
    @phigg7788 3 года назад +293

    I knew you couldnt leave Ted behind, this is all in the same universe, the only difference is this is death simulator

  • @Octorocker743
    @Octorocker743 3 года назад +723

    It makes me smile when I see blind fresh run of Dark Souls. I did a lot of the same stuff here on my first play through lol (like accidentally messing with Lautrec before getting his quest line, etc)

    • @reason3208
      @reason3208 3 года назад +88

      Maybe I'm too suspicious but killing the first boss without running out, attacking Lautrec so he doesn't kill the firekeeper, parying Gwyn and saving solaire on a first (while going for the tail of Seath with a club) doesn't sound like a "blind" run to me . Or maybe he's just gifted

    • @madrex512
      @madrex512 3 года назад +22

      @@reason3208 Also getting the ring to fight four kings without dying to the abyss 3 times… or maybe that was just me

    • @reason3208
      @reason3208 3 года назад +3

      @@madrex512 I'm really into lore and stuff so I knew about the ring in my first playthrough (still forgot to equip it and died tho)

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 3 года назад +6

      I actually let Lautrec kill Anastacia so i can get the dingy set and the Favor set and returning Anastacia's soul restores her ability to speak.

    • @sagehanson190
      @sagehanson190 3 года назад +22

      He said he's played the game before though lol.

  • @lazypenguin69
    @lazypenguin69 3 года назад +561

    i had no idea you could summon solaire anywhere near that many times i thought he could help on like 1 or 2 bosses only. real mvp of that game

    • @x0hopeless0x51
      @x0hopeless0x51 2 года назад +97

      Solaire can be summoned in.
      1. Bell gargoyles.
      2. Gaping Dragon.
      3. Ornstein and Smough.
      4. Centipede Demon.
      5. Gwyn. (If you don't let him get the sunlight maggot.)
      I think that's all of em.

    • @dillpickle59
      @dillpickle59 2 года назад +88

      You probably were hollow when you fought most of the bosses and didn't notice, that's what happened to me my first playthrough lol. I didn't realize that the summon sign only shows up when you're human and I ended up fighting most bosses solo🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @KingENDLESS
      @KingENDLESS 2 года назад +54

      @@x0hopeless0x51 if you let solaire die you deserve to fight every boss alone anyway.

    • @dragonslayerornstein2361
      @dragonslayerornstein2361 2 года назад +1

      @@KingENDLESS I would just quit then re summon rinse and repeat

    • @MaQuGo119
      @MaQuGo119 2 года назад +3

      If you used summons; you didn't beat the game.

  • @Scott-ir5eg
    @Scott-ir5eg Год назад +15

    The lore comes full circle. Kind of like a ring. The Elden Ring.

  • @OpXarxa
    @OpXarxa 2 года назад +41

    I like how Laurel & Hardy get to keep their actual boss music because they are that much of a boss.

  • @diegobrandoalternative
    @diegobrandoalternative 3 года назад +261

    Only true Dark souls players know the 1st and most important rule. Always hit it from the back.

    • @travisscott3050
      @travisscott3050 2 года назад +12

      Elden ring was my first soulsborne game and i know that

    • @diegobrandoalternative
      @diegobrandoalternative 2 года назад +21

      @@travisscott3050 we all do brother, its in our blood now.

    • @mikemontana6834
      @mikemontana6834 2 года назад +5

      That's an important lesson in life too if you don't want children 😶

    • @mikemontana6834
      @mikemontana6834 2 года назад +2

      By the way, I do believe parrying and reposting does more damage

    • @omoikaneru
      @omoikaneru 2 года назад +1

      it s a rule of king's field

  • @ZonsoAvalune
    @ZonsoAvalune 3 года назад +1942

    This man really went through the whole ass game as a str build wearing ROBES even after being in THE SAME ROOM as the best armor in the game lmao AND ALL WHILE USING THE EAGLE SHIELD
    that's the most "new player" shit I've seen in a while, it's adorable

    • @ZonsoAvalune
      @ZonsoAvalune 3 года назад +140

      ALSO >no dlc
      :(

    • @criarinobr2682
      @criarinobr2682 3 года назад +146

      armor is mostly aesthetic, unless you go to the extreme of physical defence like giant's and Tarkus' armor. For my last DS1 deathless run I used wanderer clothes for the entire game just because they looked cool.

    • @Crumpeter1
      @Crumpeter1 3 года назад +262

      He also summoned solaire at the final boss, I think it's pretty obvious he is not a new player at all. I think he was just fashion soulsing tbh.

    • @ZonsoAvalune
      @ZonsoAvalune 3 года назад +54

      @@Crumpeter1 bruh nobody who isn't brand new gets mogged by taurus
      man didn't even know about the plunge attack

    • @fariszakimy
      @fariszakimy 3 года назад +67

      @@ZonsoAvalune nah man he was probably gonna 1v1 the fuckin nerd in the thunderdome ring

  • @memedumpster3684
    @memedumpster3684 2 года назад +94

    The timing of the hits to the down beats of the music is so satisfying

  • @AreJay5721
    @AreJay5721 2 года назад +4

    Thou has perfected thee technique of "bonk"

  • @Masticatius
    @Masticatius 2 года назад +4

    Thank you very much for this video. You basically showed my entire first characters life, And all the deaths as well

  • @shenpay307
    @shenpay307 3 года назад +195

    It’s always beautiful to see people play this games now, I think this trilogy is a must for every gamer

    • @memonomoto7419
      @memonomoto7419 3 года назад +9

      Nobody should play DS2. In fact, we should all just forget that it ever existed

    • @shenpay307
      @shenpay307 3 года назад +4

      @@memonomoto7419 I haven’t talked about Dark Souls 2 in this comment but yeah you are right, I played it just because it was Dark souls

    • @therealbubble4696
      @therealbubble4696 3 года назад +17

      ​@@memonomoto7419 It has things that are worth playing for. Its just the awkward middle child that came out wrong, doesn't mean it shouldn't get any love.

    • @RandomPerson-yf4ox
      @RandomPerson-yf4ox 3 года назад +11

      @@memonomoto7419 i am going to have to entirely disagree, it's still a great game, has my favorite pvp of the 3, but fails a bit in PvE, and adp. Maybe give it a replay, or if you only listened to the rumors of it being the worst game ever, actually play the damn game.

    • @memonomoto7419
      @memonomoto7419 3 года назад +1

      @@RandomPerson-yf4ox I played it and finished it. Out of the three DS games it's the only one I never replayed. Nothing against its story but I absolutely hate the ganking. Lazy way of making the game harder, "instead of just one boss let's put several of them in one fight lolz"

  • @XYM117
    @XYM117 3 года назад +249

    I love your character development shown on this, you went from killing NPC's and falling on tauro's demon arena, to making community jokes like nerd dragon also saving Solaire and Parrying Gwyn, Git Gud my bro, nice video

  • @Diemofoxx
    @Diemofoxx 3 года назад +68

    4:55
    Dude the sounds the character makes... It almost seems like he's enjoying it lmao

    • @toha1729
      @toha1729 Год назад

      Who doesn't enjoy playing DS 😅

    • @Spectralanomaly6
      @Spectralanomaly6 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@toha1729 they mean the moans that the character makes when he takes damage

  • @OceanRedux
    @OceanRedux 2 года назад +1

    MORE LIKE THIS PLEASE. This is one of the best dark souls meme videos on youtube. No fucking bullshit commentary or cringe jokes, just pure memes, i love it!

  • @waydowndeepinthedisqus5765
    @waydowndeepinthedisqus5765 2 года назад +3

    1:00 is the most Dark Souls thing Ive ever seen, and I've shaken John Darksouls' hand!

  • @krissy989
    @krissy989 3 года назад +117

    Really cool to see you finally play Dark Souls, easily one of my favorite series of all time. 💜

    • @lkkljkc1523
      @lkkljkc1523 3 года назад

      Good day Bro look my Channel :D

  • @damoguest231
    @damoguest231 3 года назад +49

    Oh Ted, multidimensional protector..
    Guide us all through these hard times. Let this video remain monetised, and allow Memes to get through school without issue.
    Thanks Ted. Amen. Meow.

  • @vdfbtreka
    @vdfbtreka 3 года назад +35

    This is the "dark souls experience" executed at its peak: perfection

  • @sveisik
    @sveisik 2 года назад +11

    _Maximum pain, I must endure. Okay, here we go._

  • @Sun_Bro69
    @Sun_Bro69 Год назад +6

    Honestly this should have hit theaters I'd nominate this piece of art for an Oscar

    • @kristofertaft194
      @kristofertaft194 Год назад +1

      An Oscar of Astora?

    • @Sun_Bro69
      @Sun_Bro69 Год назад +2

      @@kristofertaft194 presented by none other than Solaire

  • @benmorgan2129
    @benmorgan2129 3 года назад +66

    I'm just so proud of you for using a bonk bonk club the whole time

    • @sirweenielick8534
      @sirweenielick8534 3 года назад +5

      Bonk club is surprisingly good. Dump your points into strength and you’ll be bonking everyone’s head into their torso in no time.

  • @blu3st_blur
    @blu3st_blur 2 года назад +77

    The way you timed mozart to end right as the O&S cutscene was some legendary editing. Gave me serious vibes.

    • @thed1taumaruvegas
      @thed1taumaruvegas 2 года назад +2

      Haha I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that.

  • @emanuelxfranco
    @emanuelxfranco 3 года назад +65

    Solaire and Ted are the same person, both carries your ass through the entire game.

  • @chibieris8659
    @chibieris8659 Год назад +1

    lmao, I loved you using the sonic unleashed scream during the bed of chaos fight
    hilarious video~

  • @mandivvy
    @mandivvy 2 года назад +1

    This… is priceless! 😂❤ I felt all your pain all the way through. I’m on the last bits of DS1 now.

  • @ok-nq9yx
    @ok-nq9yx 3 года назад +9

    6:35
    "u pull up?"
    "I pull up"

  • @pyrrhusofepirus8491
    @pyrrhusofepirus8491 3 года назад +40

    Playing Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne first, it was definitely a shock to my senses playing Dark Souls 1 for the first time, and feeling comparatively as manoeuvrable as a Tiger Tank compared to the BT-7 that was Dark Souls 3 and Bloodborne. I’ll just have to get used to it.

    • @fjparasite1172
      @fjparasite1172 3 года назад +1

      Explore firelink. 5 heals 4 weapons and a shield help start

    • @sapateirovalentin348
      @sapateirovalentin348 3 года назад +10

      Did you play ds2,whzre you have the mobility and durabilty of a roomba

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 2 года назад +2

      As some one who played DS3, I have never reacted to anything as much as I as related to this. Near the beginning of the game I felt like a blind pig on rollar skates. The game didn't properly start for me until the bell gargoyles

    • @fjparasite1172
      @fjparasite1172 2 года назад +2

      @@frostyblade8842 for me it started the second i got Greirat out the cage. Shield armor and bastard.

    • @frostyblade8842
      @frostyblade8842 2 года назад +1

      @@fjparasite1172 Yeah that's where DS3s difficult spike levels out, but I was talking about DS1. I ran a dex build so it started proper for me once I got the twinblades, but the regular/fire Longsword helped out up till then

  • @albertcorderoart
    @albertcorderoart 3 года назад +20

    That bitconnect scream was just perfect

  • @ayzhael491
    @ayzhael491 2 года назад +5

    Okay literally that "weeeeeh" part at 9:28 killed me xD
    Edit: Bitconnect revived and killed me 10 times more... Ooff xd

  • @algamboa1987
    @algamboa1987 Год назад +3

    This is beautiful. I don’t understand over half of the memes but this cut of gameplay is EPIC.

  • @Ygoti
    @Ygoti 3 года назад +212

    So is Ted piloting a Solaire-Suit, like a mecha or.. is it more a thing with the traditional stilts n stuff?
    Either way, it really makes sense! So Ted was helping me all those times too?
    I've been blessed ;.;
    Awesome vid!

    • @ConMan97
      @ConMan97 3 года назад +1

      It’s his real armour, Ted had to undergo intense limb extension surgeries just to make this video

    • @jeffreyhill1011
      @jeffreyhill1011 2 года назад

      It's a 3 kids in a trenchcoat type of thing

  • @A-1-Sawce
    @A-1-Sawce 2 года назад +81

    So, so many memories of countless deaths in every area you went through. Had such good times with this, playing day 1 with my buddies, reading on early forums along with the community (which was small at the time) trying to figure out what the hell to do. Was one of my favorite experiences of any game to this day.

  • @wutzerapple3
    @wutzerapple3 3 года назад +7

    Currently in the middle of a broken sword ds1 run when you posted this, makes me feel better knowing I’m not alone in the struggle of dark souls

  • @erincook5639
    @erincook5639 2 года назад +5

    11:21 I laugh uncontrollably whenever this dude comes up, the clip is so perfectly cut

  • @09SkyFrost
    @09SkyFrost 2 года назад +1

    you just shown me a 3 minute video of dark souls and that's actually my whole progress in 6 months
    the other months were me taking a break for my mental health

  • @pedroscoponi4905
    @pedroscoponi4905 3 года назад +82

    I commend your choice of weapon and build, sir. Beautiful work. I do recommend playing through the DLC as well, it's very good!
    Also, a tip for the future, which applies to DS1 _and_ DS3: Spamming R1 while you are grappled by an attack will make the grapple end faster. Hopefully, this will save your life someday... Praise The Sun \[T]/

    • @vallenthedragon8411
      @vallenthedragon8411 3 года назад +4

      R1, L1, R2, L2. They all help. Sadly for three only a couple of grabs can be mashed out of, it not just stray demon. But in ds1? Literally anything can be mashed out of, and even if it doesn't have a special escape animation, you won't take damage after a certain point of spamming

    • @mrwolf9907
      @mrwolf9907 3 года назад +5

      I’ve been playing the series for years and I didn’t know that.

    • @vallenthedragon8411
      @vallenthedragon8411 3 года назад +4

      @@mrwolf9907 check out zulie (I think that's how you spell her name, at least) the witch's video on it, it's rather interesting. Personal favorite is the chaos eater escape. Just "ya know what? Na, I'm good, get me out"

    • @officialratgaming3072
      @officialratgaming3072 3 года назад

      I didn't know that

  • @delgrengo2135
    @delgrengo2135 3 года назад +91

    Moral of the story: If you look up an op build and watch walkthroughs the game will be much easier.

    • @silenceundying
      @silenceundying Год назад +4

      The Darksydephil method!

    • @jase276
      @jase276 Год назад +2

      @@silenceundying I thought the DSP method was crank one out

  • @palerhidyan1246
    @palerhidyan1246 3 года назад +93

    El momento mas esperado por toda la latinoamerica unida.

    • @frano7172
      @frano7172 3 года назад +3

      No jodas que este man hispanohablante

    • @palerhidyan1246
      @palerhidyan1246 3 года назад +2

      @@frano7172 Si lo es xdd busca videos muy abajo para q lo creas

    • @alexisea8874
      @alexisea8874 3 года назад

      primero si lo es segundo brasil

  • @gvfsashgawt
    @gvfsashgawt Год назад +1

    dude, that's so nostalgic. it reminds me how I played DS for the first time, lol. thanks!

  • @jjjordan3881
    @jjjordan3881 Год назад +1

    Love it. U can see u gettin better as u go.

  • @MrYaniv99
    @MrYaniv99 3 года назад +10

    I was excited to see that you saved Solaire. Good job!

  • @brendent.934
    @brendent.934 3 года назад +10

    I was not expecting Ted to show up in this, but the ability to summon help when times are rough make this video much more enjoyable, and I think if I were to get this game I’d get the game over screen more than once every minute.

  • @TheJms212
    @TheJms212 3 года назад +11

    Played a whole game for 1 video, impressive! Love the content :)

  • @engelsarian2993
    @engelsarian2993 2 года назад +1

    4:46 Tarkus: Yes, that's me. Maybe you're wondering how do I got here.

  • @musicofMEC
    @musicofMEC Год назад +2

    The funniest part of the video where I died of laughter was the "BIT CONNECT" Yelling part. Omfg. So funny!! 😂😂😂☠️😹

  • @metachigx
    @metachigx 2 года назад +7

    love the solaire summons
    GREAT video man, laughed very hard

  • @jubei_mg8864
    @jubei_mg8864 3 года назад +24

    Finally, ive been waiting for this
    Therefore praise Ted

  • @Xenmaru00
    @Xenmaru00 3 года назад +59

    That was legit the best AI you could have gotten on both Bell Gargoyle and OrnSmo. Cause Holy SHIT i have NEVER seen Solaire actually be a goddamn proper tank like that.
    Figures it's Ted.

  • @LogicBlade
    @LogicBlade 2 года назад

    I'm impressed you stuck with it. I recognized several of my own deaths in this video

  • @raghavagrawal52
    @raghavagrawal52 2 года назад +3

    I love how it starts and ends with bloodborne music ❤️❤️

  • @shwangus2765
    @shwangus2765 3 года назад +16

    I will now patiently await "Dark Souls 2 is actually easy, guys." :)

  • @plup6075
    @plup6075 2 года назад +5

    I just love the way the action matches the rythme of the music. Or maybe it's the other way around. Anyway, nicely done

  • @jazzymerc3394
    @jazzymerc3394 3 года назад +16

    Maybe the real Ted are the friends we made along the way

    • @walrider
      @walrider 3 года назад +4

      The real Ted is the Ted we made along the way.

  • @jamesonshekmeister
    @jamesonshekmeister 2 года назад +2

    This really puts the definition in “Speak softly and carry a Big Stick.”

  • @Morphdog9819
    @Morphdog9819 7 месяцев назад

    loved seeing your skill level progress in the first 3 minutes -- from avoiding fighting and running away from enemies, to getting perfect timing on dodges with capra demon, backstabbing, etc. i know that had to feel good.

  • @shadow61586
    @shadow61586 3 года назад +31

    This is the game where being a sado masochist really pays off
    Had a blast watching you and Ted of Astoria square off against the undead, hopefully you enjoy ds2 (despite the many gripes people had with the game) and ds3
    Good luck boio

  • @brandongay7460
    @brandongay7460 2 года назад +53

    I've played dark souls 1000 times and watched a million videos and this is the first time I've ever seen solaire at the gwyn fight. Had no idea, never bothered with his quest line

    • @nekrositoh
      @nekrositoh 2 года назад +5

      I got him in my first play through (just days ago). It was accidental anyways as I changed the sunlight maggot for another stuff through that nest guy "you you give soft give me warm".

    • @morganmurphy4491
      @morganmurphy4491 Год назад +5

      I never fail to save my sunbro

  • @Prototype9871
    @Prototype9871 3 года назад +7

    7:53 *Chest ahead grasp with both hands*

  • @LucasH-BRA-
    @LucasH-BRA- 2 года назад

    Haaa It's just so awesome that you let the Ornstein and Smough soundtrack playing during their fight! I loved the video!

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 2 года назад +1

    JSM: *puts bloodborne music at the start of the video*
    Also JSM: *hasn’t done a bloodborne video yet*

  • @xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122
    @xiaowithaslimeonhishead6122 3 года назад +14

    What a bold statement to make

  • @完全敗北ハムスター-e7q
    @完全敗北ハムスター-e7q 3 года назад +13

    クリアまで12分で収めちゃうのテンポ良くて好き

  • @pingugod99
    @pingugod99 3 года назад +11

    Hey, I'm here just to say that Blighttown in Italian is "Città infame" that means literally "infamous/flacidous city", it's pretty ironic and suited considering the place.

  • @themonnamanshow
    @themonnamanshow 2 года назад +1

    If all your videos are like this I say thank you! Just subbed. I love the dark souls series. I look forward to your other videos!

  • @taffeylewis1176
    @taffeylewis1176 2 года назад +1

    Just finished DS last week. That video is so good. 🤣🤣🤣
    So many memories I can relate to. Excellent!!! 👌🏻🤪

  • @Timrodmagnum
    @Timrodmagnum 3 года назад +4

    Never thought I’d hear Mozart and Sonic Unleashed music in one one sitting

  • @stickyxliver1223
    @stickyxliver1223 3 года назад +6

    @3:57 is just pure genius

  • @dragonmastr2720
    @dragonmastr2720 3 года назад +5

    I love how your response to 90% of your enemies were forward r2, stronk 💪

  • @wildnite5342
    @wildnite5342 2 года назад

    I loved the video, amazing editing couldn't stop laughing. just earned a new sub

  • @redtraiiner8338
    @redtraiiner8338 Год назад +1

    Solaire being a Palico killed me, this was the best video

  • @svenbernhagen6320
    @svenbernhagen6320 3 года назад +5

    I remember when I entered the Gargoyles, Solaires first action after getting in the boss room was blasting the tail off with a lightning spear. .. Ted indeed. ..

  • @_ThePizzaGuy_
    @_ThePizzaGuy_ 3 года назад +4

    3:30 Dark souls where you character has an erection from getting mauled by some monster

  • @Kennyoco
    @Kennyoco 3 года назад +4

    I knew it all along. Ted is the master. We are all the apprentice

  • @megadragonking546
    @megadragonking546 Год назад +1

    Anyone else going to point out at 6:52 that Solaire was whooping Ornstein's ass HARD

  • @blueberriezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    @blueberriezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Год назад +3

    This is about as close as one could get to a perfect representation of a first playthrough

    • @supermexicanroboninja3116
      @supermexicanroboninja3116 10 месяцев назад

      Minus greatshield poking everything and eventually equipping super high poise stuff to cheese the game because hitboxes suck anyway