@@lisle9770 no its her like *pet fish* its a joke cause fishes dont have hair so they dont need a haircut its what ryan said "her fish is getting a haircut" not her coochie
*Just watching my cat getting trampled over and over again by uh- an- ice cream truck, while hearing a mix of loud meows and like the ice cream truck song, just swirling around in my cranium. I can no longer eat ice cream um- without conversing like a cat who just got struck by lightning, ACKAKKKKJAKCKAKCAKCJJSJAMCJAKJ! It's a thing. It's a real thing. Yeah* Edit: *THIS ISNT WHO I AM! STUFFING CHEESE INTO ROAST BEEF SLIDERS!! I AM A SINGER, SONG WRITER! And then I proceeded to sing her the first verse of my 2017 single, "Train Stopper", which you know, the melody. (Annoying harmonizing) you know, it about how I had that repetitive nightmare, of me getting run over by a train. Some ancient munks actually believe that's kind of a sign that you're gonna have a lot of wealth and prosperity in your future, really? I never heard of that. Never- NoOoO don't squash mee trainn!! This isn't how I want my time to goo! I sEe ThE LiGhTtT*
I have un-controllable twitching in the neck and I haven't twitched in a while, but when he started singing my neck started twitching all the way to my shoulder.
How do you only have 4.92k subscribers!!!!!!!!! You’re such a good RUclipsr! ♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Especially for doing this for a year! I mean only 4.92K subscribers you’ve been doing this for a year!
Oh, my crush also had their dog's first baseball game! That's soooo cool! What if she meets your uncle?? I'm kinda upset cus that meant she couldn't go on a date with me but i don't mind! Maybe another day.
omfg cats dont actually have nine lives this makes me cry because it reminds me of my rat, amyethist started bleeding out of her eyes and area and passed then my other rats are her and it may sound like I'm making this up or saying it for attention, but I don't even want to say this. Everytime I honk of it I just burst into tears she was my actual esa and I can't handle it I am literally shaking trying to write this comment I hate ppeople who are like this, FAKING DEATHS. It doesn't make people like you, it doesn't make you popular, and why do you even need that attention about something dieing? if it did happen you wouldn't want to talk about it people like this make me so mad and sad
The bloopers must be amazing tho
IKR 😆
yesssss
Ikr
@Matthew Iliev behind the scenes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LIL ISABELAAAAA
"her *fish* is getting her first haircut, or something"
Is this supposed to be a dirty joke or sumthn
@@lisle9770 no its her like *pet fish* its a joke cause fishes dont have hair so they dont need a haircut its what ryan said "her fish is getting a haircut" not her coochie
@@cubluvi4355 *P H E W -*
"Idk"
Omg I just realized how annoying I am when I go question mark🤦🏼
Welp. Same :'
When you what?
Same :
666 likes? 667 now
@@gandolffromthejediacademyo7335 YOU BAD PERSON
“she said she had to take her fish to get their first haircut”
I'm legit do happy for the fish tho 😁😁😁/j
"or something"
pro excuse right there gonna use that next time I dont wanna hang out with someone
You can cut a fish tail, more specifically a betta fish. Sometimes their fins get too big and hurts them.
sus
You’re honestly hilarious and make my day every time I see one of your videos!!
ok but your harry pfp asf>
@@bayuh8457 yours tooooo
ive seen you before-
@@lia-vt7cr yes you haveee
Omg you have the same pfp as me
These sketches are so good
Found you on shorts, then your tiktok, and now here. You're absolutely hilarious and an amazing actor😂💚
I found him in relatable tiktok compilations with his teacher's pet series then just today his channel popped up on my recommended!
Exactly the same thing
@@Moo-2310 same here didnt know he had a youtube channel untill yesterday
GoD YOUR ACTING IS SO GOOD I'M SO PISSED OFF
LOL why do I feel like you’re a kid looking for an excuse to swear 😂
I SMELL SALLY FACE PFP
@@julietthomas6392 piss isn't a curse word
@@moniqtl i mean it kinda is
@@julietthomas6392 why do i feel like youre a 9 year old who got a 20 minute lecture for saying crap
You must be the friend of Caitlyn Riley's LA girl persona. YOU MUST MEET SOON!
imagine the sIngEr sOnGwRitTer meeting the lady with the oRgAnIC wiNe busSIneSS
HER FISH IS GETTING ITS FIRST HAIR CUT- 😃💀✋
I can just imagine the lyrics
(Edit) thanks guys!
Ya.. I cant either and I don't want to XD
the lyrics are:
hAEEEEEEEO
HAAAAAeeeEaeaEeaeooooOoOooo
YEAAAAAeeeaaaaaaAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOEEEEEEHHHAAHAAHAHAAHHIHEHORH
ROOOOOOOOOASAAAAAAAASTTTT BEEEEEEEEEEEEFFF WITHHHHH CHEEEEEESSESEE
HAAAaaaaahahaahae
“are you busy friday night?”
my mind immediately: *friday night funkin*
When you start choking on jelly: 1:02 (edit if you pause it when you click 1:02 then that’s what you look like when you choke on jelly 😂😂😂😂
I al,pst chock3 on air
@@tan-tan5913 you good?
@@mekamakirouforever yeahs, didn’t erase anythings
@@tan-tan5913
bestie,are you okay??
@@loveyourstargirl lol,
I swear the lyrics though of the first song
XD oml I cant
😂😂😂
Dont squash me ice cream truuuuuck~~~
@@cestpourtout XDDDDDD
He is absolutely hilarious 😂
I am just laughing so HARD rn lmfaoo
i love your videos so much!!
hey! thanks so much!!
No problem!!
I bet Taylor Swift got inspired by this and she will release a song called 'train stopper'.
FACTS
Hehehehehhe
hey swiftie
ahhh your vids make me laugh so hard!!!❤️
“My cat got trampled by the ice cream truck” all the cat wanted to do was get the evil sponge bob popsicle.
My favorite part of train stopper is “one time when I had that dream I got so scared I shit on myself and my bed “ true art
Oh please post some bloopers it would make my *YEAR* LMAO
*Just watching my cat getting trampled over and over again by uh- an- ice cream truck, while hearing a mix of loud meows and like the ice cream truck song, just swirling around in my cranium. I can no longer eat ice cream um- without conversing like a cat who just got struck by lightning, ACKAKKKKJAKCKAKCAKCJJSJAMCJAKJ! It's a thing. It's a real thing. Yeah*
Edit: *THIS ISNT WHO I AM! STUFFING CHEESE INTO ROAST BEEF SLIDERS!! I AM A SINGER, SONG WRITER! And then I proceeded to sing her the first verse of my 2017 single, "Train Stopper", which you know, the melody. (Annoying harmonizing) you know, it about how I had that repetitive nightmare, of me getting run over by a train. Some ancient munks actually believe that's kind of a sign that you're gonna have a lot of wealth and prosperity in your future, really? I never heard of that. Never- NoOoO don't squash mee trainn!! This isn't how I want my time to goo! I sEe ThE LiGhTtT*
This are just so relatable and hilariously exaggerated 😂😂
I have un-controllable twitching in the neck and I haven't twitched in a while, but when he started singing my neck started twitching all the way to my shoulder.
and then they say "its not bad, it's my STYLE!!!" meanwhile they're either whispering or yelling
Dang it now you got me crying with the whole cat thing
These videos make me feel embarrassed for Emily lmaoooo love your videos
Emily??
@@r.7530 isn’t that his characters name?
@@Charlotte_OMahony Yeah I believe it is
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How do you only have 4.92k subscribers!!!!!!!!! You’re such a good RUclipsr! ♥️♥️♥️♥️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Especially for doing this for a year! I mean only 4.92K subscribers you’ve been doing this for a year!
Early and I love you videos and your TikToks lol! There so funny 😂 and always make me laugh lol
“She said that she was taking her fish for its first haircut..or something..”
- Number 1 Excuse Maker
“my dog has its first volleyball game”
How do you give a fish a haircut I want to try even tho I dont have one
i can imagine nine lives being something big.
The end though!! XD
I’d love to come but sorry I can’t my pencil it’s getting its first baby shower today
Why are the first 21 seconds me though😀 apart from singing references, I CANNOT sing 😂
“Question mark............Exclamation mark”
omg do the "That girl who thinks she's funny" 😭
1:46 is how i sound when i sing any song
Finally, someone who says 'Thomas the TANK ENGINE' Rather than 'Thomas the TRAIN'.
Omg you made my day 🥺🥺 ty so much, my friend recently didnt want to be friends with me so thank you :)
The kind if person who says "gtg my fish is drowning"
You are hilarious
it's the olive garden holding an open mic for me BAHJHJBCCB
“Sorry my dog has it’s first volleyball game”
“Her fish is getting its first haircut…or something…”
You know your family doesn’t invite you to things when this is your excuse.
Gosh istg that’s the most accurate thing
honestly you are a good singer lol
honestly the singing is not terrible!
I’ve been watching all your videos. I have way to much time on my hands-
Wow these peoples pets are so fun lol
12 bread sticks?! Omg to get that you would need to win the lottery
0:11 *Ayo-*
Well we sisters fish is getting her first hair cut 😂
i was drinking when the cat and ice cream truck thing came... boy that went wrong. xd
he must be laughing every second afterwards or if not.. how
This dude really sounds like he would a really great singer. Just me?
As an aspiring indie artist I lowkey feel bad for this one 😂😂 she seems so desperate
Bold of you to believe anyone’s friends with these people
OMG HIS SINGING IS SO GOOD LMAO
Ok but when he started talking about the cat I started to cry and hug my cat.
omg funny! my dog has volleyball too 🤪
12 breadsticks is 12 breadsticks
I feel personally attacked😂😭😖😔
Boy when your hands were moving pixels keep appearing😭
qUeStIoN mArK??? eXcLaMaTiOn MaRK??? I died laughing
I was watching all ur videos then birds started singing- i-
Me laughing my head off: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
911: 911 what’s ur emergency?!
My mom: I think my daughter is going insane
911: I hear help is on the way!
no dont squash me traiiiin
OML I CAN IMAGINE THE MELODY OF TRAIN STOPPER AND THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE TOGETHER AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FEVER DREAM-
Hi Jason, hey, are you busy friday night *proceeds to tell life story*
The sisters fish is getting her first haircut🥺
🎶wow so ✨aesthetic✨
This is great 👍
“Hi Jason”
AYE STEP IT BACK
thats my sisters ex name
Why is this so good
the girl sounds like a wannabe melanie martinez/billie eilish lmao
sorry my dog has its first volleyball game
MY UNCLE HAS THAT TOO DO THEY KNOW EACH OTHER!!!!!!
You just outed so many people-
THE SINGING SENT ME-
Him: I see the light
Me: and the sky and sea it calls me but hear I go how for it goes
Umm Can We Just Say Your Voice Is On Point It's Just 👌
Oh, my crush also had their dog's first baseball game! That's soooo cool! What if she meets your uncle??
I'm kinda upset cus that meant she couldn't go on a date with me but i don't mind! Maybe another day.
I’ve never met someone like this but this is so accurate
Onl 166k subs GET THIS MAN TO 500K
*metaphorically figuratively speaking*
I'm an indie singer that's so accurate
ok but the singing was good
Is anybody else thinking that he is not even trying, but still a better singer than a lot of us?!?!
omfg cats dont actually have nine lives this makes me cry because it reminds me of my rat, amyethist started bleeding out of her eyes and area and passed then my other rats are her and it may sound like I'm making this up or saying it for attention, but I don't even want to say this. Everytime I honk of it I just burst into tears she was my actual esa and I can't handle it I am literally shaking trying to write this comment I hate ppeople who are like this, FAKING DEATHS. It doesn't make people like you, it doesn't make you popular, and why do you even need that attention about something dieing? if it did happen you wouldn't want to talk about it people like this make me so mad and sad
My friends dog actually got hit by an ice cream truck and is still alive 😟
OMG
kekekkekeekkekeeu 1:01
Rest in peace Ryan's cat
😂
not early but not late, cool!
omg
Lets here it
Is there a cameraman? Must be hard the record videos
"friend"