Joey Diaz's Plan to Pimp Out Lee in Jail

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  • Опубликовано: 18 янв 2025

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  • @petert9202
    @petert9202 5 лет назад +280

    “How do we market it?”-Lee Syatt
    The moment Lee was all in. 😂😂

    • @tizzlecardenas1662
      @tizzlecardenas1662 5 лет назад +6

      Lmfaooo

    • @GruneD
      @GruneD Год назад +2

      Also, when he said the small $350 was not enough. 🎉

    • @wpierdoltv3119
      @wpierdoltv3119 3 месяца назад +2

      the numbers spoke to his nature 😂😂😂😂

  • @strangerinthealps5874
    @strangerinthealps5874 5 лет назад +277

    "Listen. My jew doesn't do around the world. He's a virgin."

  • @mrzex562
    @mrzex562 5 лет назад +225

    I can watch this a million times and never get tired of it.

    • @jimfocus3128
      @jimfocus3128 5 лет назад +4

      You like gay talk

    • @TRLgoodvibesdotcom
      @TRLgoodvibesdotcom 5 лет назад +1

      I just watch his face. It’s pure joy

    • @Vyral714
      @Vyral714 5 лет назад +5

      @@jimfocus3128 lol stfu fool. This shits funny you insecure little fuck. What a dumbass, pointless comment

    • @KD400_
      @KD400_ 3 года назад

      @@jimfocus3128 its funny as hell lol even Joey diaz would still be laughing if he saw this again

  • @ericbontheweb
    @ericbontheweb Год назад +53

    It's 2023. Thousands of hours of top tier comedy podcasts have been recorded since this moment. This still remains as one of the best moments in comedy podcasting

  • @Ywonova
    @Ywonova 5 лет назад +78

    "He got hit by a car when he was a kid" 😂😂😂😂😂 this whole conversation should be on Rick and Morty

    • @Vyral714
      @Vyral714 5 лет назад +4

      It should be part of therapy for depression straight up

  • @geoffnelson64
    @geoffnelson64 5 лет назад +57

    Lee sounds like he's ate every star in the galaxy. Lmfao especially with those big gasps of air he keeps taken the last min of the video

  • @Nickm32797
    @Nickm32797 5 лет назад +37

    I couldn't contain myself when joey started going into detail 😂 havent laughed that hard in a while

  • @MrEliazar27
    @MrEliazar27 5 лет назад +67

    "He goes to yoga three times a day, he's a guru"

  • @ezzz42
    @ezzz42 5 лет назад +103

    Haha as soon as uncle joey said 15,000 every 2 weeks lee legit started to think about it lol hahahaha the jew inside herd 30,000$ the wheels started turning lol

    • @benjamin-papa
      @benjamin-papa 5 лет назад +19

      ancient Jew formulas and equations, flying through his mind

    • @GruneD
      @GruneD Год назад +1

      @@benjamin-papa😅🤣🤣😅

  • @zezeti2246
    @zezeti2246 2 года назад +26

    "how much for the cute little Jew"🤣

  • @TheTexan99
    @TheTexan99 5 лет назад +106

    He’ll be using red m&ms for lipstick 💄😂

    • @dongatods
      @dongatods 5 лет назад +8

      Flokko Jordan that spm lyric 😂

    • @natea.2911
      @natea.2911 5 лет назад +5

      Flokko Jordan free spm

    • @alexvalenzuela6323
      @alexvalenzuela6323 5 лет назад +5

      Spm

    • @KhromeXx
      @KhromeXx 5 лет назад +3

      Spm all day

    • @Vyral714
      @Vyral714 5 лет назад +2

      @@natea.2911 dude's a great rapper but fuck free spm. Dude is a straight sexual predator for little fucken girls, dude. That wasn't some money grab, no one got paid at all. Dude straight assaulted that little girl while she was trying to have a sleep over with his daughter. Shits straight despicable bro

  • @betrousaltaweel
    @betrousaltaweel 5 лет назад +39

    I was watching this while eating a slice of ginger cake and i nearly choked to death when Joey said "next time you'll wear a dress for the small $750"

  • @GirlFridayOnTuesday
    @GirlFridayOnTuesday 5 лет назад +69

    #3 in the Top 5 Funniest Church Moments Ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMG Lee !!!

    • @geoffnelson64
      @geoffnelson64 5 лет назад

      Nice blouse!!

    • @Gblonkers
      @Gblonkers 5 лет назад

      Geoff /// M Nelson I mean... ok

    • @arshedfazal
      @arshedfazal 5 лет назад +2

      What's #1 and #2?

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 5 лет назад +8

      @@arshedfazal Lee answering the door to the complaining neighbors and Lee on mushrooms with theo von

    • @RamnaViaz
      @RamnaViaz 5 лет назад +2

      @@alex-cj9mb you got a link to the complaining neighbors one? Can't seem to find it

  • @coreylahey3145
    @coreylahey3145 5 лет назад +9

    "This is the fucking best conversation I've ever heard." LMFAO

  • @scas1239
    @scas1239 5 лет назад +25

    "My jew doesnt do an "around the world" he's a virgin" lmfaooo

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 3 года назад +15

    “Will he really scratch his balls from behind?”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @raoulduke2625
    @raoulduke2625 5 лет назад +30

    One of my favs!!!!! Tremendous!!!!!
    Joeys explanations are the best!
    “Everybody likes baseball”

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 5 лет назад +50

    Lee: "If there's no website where's the marketing?" A real jew at work

  • @ericfoley1628
    @ericfoley1628 5 лет назад +14

    "Everybody likes baseball" LOL

  • @arshedfazal
    @arshedfazal 5 лет назад +12

    One of the finest Joey Diaz moments ever. Right up there with the One Legged Woman story on YMH podcast. Timeless and Priceless

  • @easylove3304
    @easylove3304 3 года назад +7

    here I am making the yearly pilgrimage back to this video 10/10

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 5 лет назад +11

    The Best Bit Ever.Made up on the fly.The Abbott and Costello of Podcastville.

  • @fo9108
    @fo9108 5 лет назад +15

    I love how lee negotiates the terms. Stay black lee, never change

  • @dino9921
    @dino9921 3 месяца назад +2

    One of the funniest conversations of all time 😂😂😂

  • @MrSkarbek36
    @MrSkarbek36 5 лет назад +26

    The fact lee doesn’t even dismiss doing those things for money 😂😂

  • @monstermunch7083
    @monstermunch7083 5 лет назад +18

    Wow that whole thing was hilarious, haha he got hit by a car as a kid and can’t stop eating cheese burgers... oh lord, I just finished nightshift and probably woke my wife and kids up laughing like a mad man at 6am at joeys plans for lee. Hahaha

    • @paz9963
      @paz9963 5 лет назад +1

      Workers like you do the world a service

  • @Jobblow77
    @Jobblow77 3 года назад +5

    I go to bed with this on loop it makes me sleepy for some reason

  • @SuspiciousGanymede
    @SuspiciousGanymede 5 лет назад +4

    I've been waiting for this clip. Instantly a favorite.

  • @tylerfoley2859
    @tylerfoley2859 Год назад +1

    The GOAT funniest conversation on a podcast of all time 😂👍🏼🇺🇸

  • @jasonphair8478
    @jasonphair8478 5 лет назад +8

    😂😂😂 I'm fuckin dead....uncle Joey is a hustler for life. "You're my brother Lee...but I'll sell your ass for the small 350 😂😂😂"

  • @gavs24
    @gavs24 5 лет назад +13

    Lee would definitely be in a special unit , alternative life style or some lol

  • @omoney6246
    @omoney6246 3 года назад +2

    Lee was all for it by the end🤣 like a soldier !!

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 5 лет назад +13

    “Everybody loves baseball”

  • @anthonycella8897
    @anthonycella8897 5 лет назад +7

    my sides r hurting

  • @duhbunk
    @duhbunk 5 лет назад +11

    this should be renamed "Everybody Loves Baseball"

  • @levidawson148
    @levidawson148 3 года назад +3

    If I ever need a good laugh I just listen to this I laugh so hard I cry every time it never gets old 😂😂😂

  • @spil121
    @spil121 5 лет назад +9

    I love how 300 bucks was too low for Lee, whats enough? xD

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 5 лет назад +5

    For the small 750 😂😂😂. Kills me everytime

  • @davidjeffrey5902
    @davidjeffrey5902 5 лет назад +13

    He got hit by a car when he was a kid😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bandana4814
    @bandana4814 5 лет назад +3

    Thanks for uploading!!!

  • @oscarj.3807
    @oscarj.3807 5 лет назад +2

    "you guys can talk about yelp.." I fucking love Joey

  • @drfunken7653
    @drfunken7653 5 лет назад +5

    Its a popular clip, must have been uploaded by atleast ten people. Timeless gold.

  • @jam1ga
    @jam1ga 8 месяцев назад +1

    When Joey said lee got hit by a car as a kid I laughed so hard my cat jumped 3 feet 😂

  • @buttersmayn
    @buttersmayn 5 лет назад +10

    This is one of the best moments from the millions of moments Uncle Joey and the Flying Jew have shared with us.
    #lickass

  • @Matthew-Godsgift
    @Matthew-Godsgift 2 года назад +1

    What makes this more funny is when Lee is asking questions, u can hear how uncomfortable but want to hear how this plan will work lol

  • @alpacino4163
    @alpacino4163 5 лет назад +10

    Everybody loves baseball.

  • @brianmanuel1202
    @brianmanuel1202 2 года назад +1

    Soooo funny!!! I was 😢 crying for real. Joey is the best!!!

  • @coreylahey3145
    @coreylahey3145 5 лет назад +9

    Lee sounds like Morty

  • @successfulfailure5153
    @successfulfailure5153 8 месяцев назад

    i love how lee mumbles in a stoned haze "you're a crazy person" XD

  • @Cappingtoncappercap
    @Cappingtoncappercap 5 лет назад +10

    How much for the cute little Jew 😂😂😂💪🏽

  • @pricha24
    @pricha24 2 месяца назад +1

    this might be one of the greatest conversations ever...joey diaz is on another level comedy-wise. the only person that can touch this level of absurdity might be eddie pepitone.

  • @ktothec24
    @ktothec24 5 лет назад +18

    This is what I miss - them being so high that they just talk a bunch of bullshit . I love Joey but lately all the podcasts have been way too sober and serious

    • @mflugo9082
      @mflugo9082 5 лет назад +2

      ktothec24 that's good. We all don't get high.

    • @tylerdixon3290
      @tylerdixon3290 5 лет назад +1

      Besides he said that he needed to cut down on the smoking and stuff during his podcast cause apparently when they were doing it real heavy with the bongs hits, the stars and shit, it was bringing in the wrong crowd. Maybe you've already heard that but that's the reason they've been more sober and serious lately.

    • @ktothec24
      @ktothec24 5 лет назад +1

      MF Lugo I don’t really get high either. But apparently you’re against it and man are you in the wrong podcast you square narc

    • @ktothec24
      @ktothec24 5 лет назад +1

      Tyler Dixon yeah I heard something like that I just miss conversations like the one above lol

  • @MatthewAzpeitia120AnchorMan
    @MatthewAzpeitia120AnchorMan 5 лет назад +3

    He’s a guru!!! 😆😆😆 Joeys too much 😆😆😆

  • @rayfromdabay3735
    @rayfromdabay3735 5 лет назад +5

    Unc is fuckn NUTZ🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mx_guy9182
    @mx_guy9182 2 дня назад

    Bro i cant breath joey is such a savage lmfao

  • @alechorwitz3134
    @alechorwitz3134 5 лет назад +2

    Joey shit his pants at 5:08 and didnt say nothing

  • @MrJintensive
    @MrJintensive 5 лет назад +3

    I would love to hear Lee in jail making all those funny noises and sound effects. Lee in jail AKA = (Mini me Lee)

  • @nickfelice5842
    @nickfelice5842 Год назад +1

    This was hilarious 😂

  • @scooterallen1834
    @scooterallen1834 2 года назад +1

    Omg! Off the wall treasures !!

  • @alex-cj9mb
    @alex-cj9mb 5 лет назад +6

    Lee would be an 8 in prison

  • @Ashley_Schaeffer
    @Ashley_Schaeffer Месяц назад +1

    Lee "Prison Ham" Syatt

  • @diycraftq8658
    @diycraftq8658 5 лет назад +1

    This may be the funniest 7 min of my life

  • @hueyjackie6383
    @hueyjackie6383 5 лет назад +5

    Locc Lee up on the same cellblocc as Tekashi 69

  • @jadenayala1281
    @jadenayala1281 5 лет назад +2

    Ive watched every snowy joey clip since last august but snowy joey seems pretty believable on this 1. Smh

  • @Despicable_G
    @Despicable_G 3 месяца назад

    5:57 “No Wubsite, how do we merkitit”

  • @stephenknight6612
    @stephenknight6612 5 лет назад

    “Whats the website?”
    “How do we market it?”
    Ahahhahaaaa

  • @MyLifeRSC
    @MyLifeRSC 4 месяца назад

    Re watching this makes me feel high or some shit, too funny.

  • @ghostface5588
    @ghostface5588 5 лет назад +1

    Tremendous!

  • @SuperAndreas777
    @SuperAndreas777 Год назад

    Forgot about this. Pimpin out Lee. Hahahahaaaaa

  • @neptunium7121
    @neptunium7121 Год назад +1

    "And then next time you'll wear a dress for the small 750..."

  • @Mattctical24556
    @Mattctical24556 Год назад

    This is GOLD 🪙

  • @jtaiv2798
    @jtaiv2798 5 лет назад

    just wanted to say ive never not been able to hear joey. yes he doesnt talk in the mic but, can always hear him. who else?

  • @AbuOmar
    @AbuOmar 5 лет назад +2

    Wher do they pay these types of prices at? Asking for a friend.

  • @MyLifeRSC
    @MyLifeRSC 4 месяца назад

    tell him you love him hahahaha

  • @MrChezlor
    @MrChezlor 5 лет назад

    Christ the guy he’s talking to mumbles so much in this one he sounds what you might call a bit fucked up on something. Sounds pissed as a fart lol!!!! This is my favourite podcast ever, never ever get tired of it

  • @Rootbeeroverseer
    @Rootbeeroverseer 5 лет назад

    "Watch tv" lmfaooo

  • @mattfuller3172
    @mattfuller3172 3 года назад

    The What?
    I miss this. Lee & His Yelp Pimpin!

  • @oliverrobinson2116
    @oliverrobinson2116 6 месяцев назад +1

    4:56 goes to yoga, he’s a guru, you can’t tell cos he got hit by a car and can’t stop eating cheese burgers
    Wtf 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sammckay542
      @sammckay542 4 месяца назад

      Most underated comedy podcast sentance ever, honestly 😂

  • @brodyharris7631
    @brodyharris7631 5 лет назад +3

    Does anyone know where Wheeler is at? Haven't heard about him in over a year probably. Is he in rehab? If anyone knows, let me know please.

  • @RobLordJohnny
    @RobLordJohnny 5 лет назад

    if one day the church do a ''best of''' this video should be in hahahah

  • @apotter1187
    @apotter1187 5 лет назад +3

    Jesus christ lmfao

  • @thomasbolin4870
    @thomasbolin4870 5 лет назад +2

    Joey I'll give you 2 ramens a chillie pouch and a honey bun

  • @Loveislove2024
    @Loveislove2024 3 года назад +1

    Yo wtf did I just watch and listen to 🤯🤯🤯

  • @collinc101
    @collinc101 5 лет назад +3

    Ha! Savage

  • @ralphalvarez9397
    @ralphalvarez9397 5 лет назад

    I wanna see Lee cam! 😂

  • @clairewatson3621
    @clairewatson3621 2 года назад +1

    Omg I miss The Church

  • @XJrEditz
    @XJrEditz 5 лет назад

    Now I have to find my inhaler

  • @scoredewe4297
    @scoredewe4297 6 месяцев назад

    "everybody loves baseball" Joey Diaz

  • @fredygrillz
    @fredygrillz 5 лет назад +2

    Lee lol

  • @MikeTysonGamebattles
    @MikeTysonGamebattles 5 лет назад

    This fuckin title 😂😂

  • @sarkisagababyan4076
    @sarkisagababyan4076 5 лет назад

    I'm fuckin dead here

  • @carlsagan2299
    @carlsagan2299 10 месяцев назад

    Tremendous

  • @pauls4415
    @pauls4415 4 года назад

    4:14 best $100 you ever spent

  • @SherlocksHolmezboy
    @SherlocksHolmezboy 20 дней назад

    1:37

  • @HVM4N5HR3D5
    @HVM4N5HR3D5 5 лет назад

    LOLOLOL... We all know this is Lee’s cup of tea.... half a momo...

  • @jacobgarcia2660
    @jacobgarcia2660 5 месяцев назад

    3:40

  • @CommissarVito
    @CommissarVito 5 лет назад +5

    “Rub his balls, teach him how to do a podcast”
    Lee was straight up interested and picturing that gay ish in his head like vividly you could totally hear it and tel by his voice.. wtf Lee, big g a I.

  • @rayn_0ff
    @rayn_0ff 5 лет назад

    The only thing I don't like about this is that I can't watch Wheeler's face expressions/reaction

  • @jsnification
    @jsnification 5 лет назад +1

    Insanity

  • @metalbozinjo
    @metalbozinjo 5 лет назад +2

    🤣🤣