GENSHIN IMPACT ZHONGLI.EXE
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- Опубликовано: 17 дек 2020
- Papa (Dissapointed) Zhongli is in da house.
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Set:
Gladiator Set + Archaic Petra :Attack, Attack%, Geo damage bonus% and Attack, Weapon: Crescent Pike
Songs:
Kyodai - Horizon: • Video
Ginga Force OST - Zenith : • Video
Outro: / whiteglint-ion
#genshin #genshinimpact #zhongli 
Игры
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Buen video cruck
No Childe.EXE? Oh I got it. U don’t have him.
Ending is *nice ^_^
i love ur genshin vids and thanks for posting in the description what set u have
2:59 я рил заебался с этим же моментом!!!!
"Meta is temporary,
Style is eternal."
Words of a true archon.
Rose are red
Violets are blue
Meta is temporary
But my buff may come soon.
He had insider info of buffs coming in 1.3
Of course that any adepti would agree
"Meta is temporary"
he predict future
So true, now his buff is coming
Zhongli: *Literally throws a Meteor*
Geo slime: Dis but a scratch
They are literally immune tho XD
"IMMUNE IMMUNE IMMUNE IMMUNE"
bennett *OUCH*
Diluc: if i were to eat a cryo slime alive or join the fatui, I'd rather get hit by a meteor
Zhongli: THIS IS ORDER!
@@Gray42504 diluc: this is phoenix
zhongli: "meta is temporary"
mihoyo: **buffs him twice**
(three times if you count the general geo buff that's coming)
Yeah the community are simps for zhongli ( I am one too )
They should have at least just give him a good buff where he can be used properly cause the actual buff should take place somewhere around the story since mihoyo likes to buff characters on certain point of the story (in other words they give plot armor that can be used in the game)
they should at least return his banner to wish again so that every can have a chance to get him
@@christianjay6349 there will be rerun banners so dont worry
"ZhongLi is trash"
Mihoyo: *Blasting pillarmen theme while buffing Geo*
Basically
those people are the same people that say raiden is D tier because she doesn’t work with beidou
@@synergy8879 at this point, beidou is d tier for not working with Raiden
@@godcomplex1929 like yeah, raiden can literally work with just about any other unit, not just beidou.
@@synergy8879like who tf does that lmao, raiden is just broken on her own and you can build teams with her too lol people who say raiden is bad are just those who lost 5050 or hate her because of her personality
Mfs be like: "I'm so hungry. Where's my food?" at Mt. Everest
basically the good hunter quest. T_T it's not too difficult so far.
Mt. Everest =Mc. Donals 👁️👄👁️
Oh god. Imagine that event after Dragonspine released...
Can i ask what is mfs :v
@@tuanluongngoc9226 shorts for motherfuckers bạn êi
"Meta is temporary, style is eternal"
If mihoyo gave that answer about all the problems with Zhongli, I wouldnt be even mad
Actually tho
Same.
Loads of people are still gonna be mad doe.
Why not both lel
Or classic "meta is temporary, waifus/husbundos are eternal" xD
same lmao
2:17
Shakira: i see a rival
@angeloid man of culture as well
@@XZERKERXX Dong Li is better 😂
*ZhongLips
When he started doing that i couldn’t keep my laugh for much long.
That was crazy 😂😂😂
"If you cant beat them, bomb them with a meteorite." - Zhongli
klee approved
if a hillichurl throws a stone at you, throw a planet at hime.
"There is no overkill. There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.'"
zhongli: crosses his arms
dinosaurs: why do I hear boss music?
xD
Zhongli : astalavista baby!!
@@fou-kuntheadorablebeast4014 Hasta la vista baby*
F
Shinra tensei!! (Correct me if im wrong)
Zhongli on the end is like:
"THIS IS ORDER"
Random NPC no-616542: "Where is my order??"
Zhongli: THIS IS YOUR ORDER
*I will have order!*
burst those mfckrs. you order food and you'll be standing on the remote place like wtff
After 2 months, 2:06 i am still laughing at that 'dattebayo'
Lmaooo I'm going to sub because of that
HAHAHA NARUTO
Haha same ,i also laughed at the chibak tensei😂
And 1:52 chibaku tensei lol
lmao same
3:35
"so...hungry..."
Zhongli : how about some giant meatball
ZHONGLI : YoU WilL HaVe Ordereree!!!!!!!
"Sweet! When is it coming?"
"Any second now..."
*KABOOM!*
0:20
"Rex Lapis is DEAD"
"The pain of making 90 pulls for a weapon"
"New toy business in town"
"Testimony I am not a cocomilk source"
AHAHAHAHHAA SUCH DETAILS
Even better that edit of zhongli over the grave
Bruh Qiqi wants that Cocomilk right now, RIGHT NOW!!!
you forget "YOUR TITLE HERE"
LIE ALL YOU WANT GANYU
Mona: I wish i had more mora
Zhongli: same
Childe: did i heard someone needs mora?
Mona: oh, just give me the mora
Childe: i was talking to zhongli
mona doesnt know hydro to hydro dont react
hydro to geo however "crystalize"
Imagine having a literal god as your sugar baby
Mona: I need mora
childe: did yall hear something?
Zhongli: I need mora
Childe, already getting his wallet out: here have my whole bank account
zhongli can literally create mora
@@soda2987 he can but he doesn't do it
now, it's time for zhongli.exe 2.0
Definitely
Yes plzzzzzzzzz zhongli 2.0 exe
It’s every one of the Seven’s duty to look Timmie in the eye and say “Fuck. Your. Pigeons.”
Baal can’t seem to do it : (
@@ooichiyew3807 I think you meant to say ":)"
Then: Killing two birds with one stone
Now: Killing a lot of bird with giant meteor
At this rate , Timmy will be the final boss of this game lol. They need to make it a thing like with chickens in zelda(where they destroy you if attacked to many times) or cows in Witcher 3( super boss punishes cow poachers) I think . Kill his birbs -> get stomped by a ruin guardian on steroids
@@shadowkhan422 Pray for Amber to defeat this Timmie boss 😂
Ganyu's charge is enough lol
@@shadowkhan422 well guess I'm save cause i never kill timmies bird
I don't care what people say about him, I like the way he kicks his spear and summon a giant cube from the sky. That's pretty stylish ngl
he's iced out 😳
the way or they way :thonking:
He’s underwhelming sure, but B tier is just criminal at this point
I don't care if he don't have the best numbers, he's fun to play. You don't even need op characters to beat any content in this game
@@BennyFromTheTops bruh i main fischl and bennet and everything was easy. The miniboss thing, Dvalin, The wolf boss fight. Yeah you need to build them and all that stuff but every character is good if you know how to play them around. In Zhongli case, he's very versatile and pretty good character since he's a geo character. I saw people build him and having a shit ton of damage and goes brrr with his Meteor Cube thingy or whatever it is.
Also he got a buff so those who say that he's trash, WHAT I CAN'T HEAR YOU I'M BUSY HAVING ORDER WITH ZHONGLI!
Me: **Got zhongli**
My dodging skilz: A D I O S
Zhongli mains after 1.3 update :
😳🕶️👌🏿
😎👌🏿
Touched water. Food is ruined because you carrying it in your shoes, obviously
that event was pure cancer
@@mattmark94 at least we got primogems
ikr lmao!
That's why i did use portable Waypoint for some of these.
When the Hillichurl said "Dattebayo"
I felt that :'v
😔✊ dattebayo
What does it mean
I'm lost on that part for sure 😂
Dattebayo is naruto's catchphrase I believe
Was about to comment exactly this
2:11 dmn, Zhongli is so coo- YO WTF?!!
0:52 zhongli husbando of genshin impact players
Zhongli's Bizarre Adventure: Shield Unbreakable
Zhongli’s bizzare adventure: Shield breakable*
This comment is beautiful
Zhongli's Bizarre Adventure: Geo is Unbreakable**
Me with Lvl 50 Zhongli getting my Shield oneshotted by World Lvl 6 enemies.
@@zetsubou3704 Zhong Li's shield only becomes truly good once you get to level 70, with +20k HP and talent level 6. Under that, it's not really that special.
Can we get a pog train going on here
**Pog**
where's the mona phut hao dsfusdfh part 69?
Pog
Pog
Pog
Good times when you thought an Archon had to be physical dps instead of being the most useful character in the game 😂👌
Nobody knew shit about character potential and builds back then. Good times.
0:53 ning and keqing at the back got me ded😂
Wrong title, should've been DADDY.exe
ACCURATE
Hell yeah seriously
Yes
Ganyu: I am not a cocomilk source
Fandom: FALSE
Qiqi: also FALSE
You mean cocogoat?
@@waz6480 no
@@waz6480 no
2:18 God damn it i was trying to hold my laugh, but then when i saw that i couldn’t stop laughing.. xD
Players: **Trying to get any wanted 5-star character**
The wish system: 1:00
this is so good omg
Hi
Hi
Hello there.
@@septimus07 General Kanobi
This actually the best video I watched ik subscribing
- "Don't look at meta, look at me
Meta is temporary, style is eternal"
What an inspired quote
And now... He's got both style and meta , times change 💀
0:56 omg i love ning and keqing
0:55 u can see ning and keqing creepin in XD
3:57
Yeah...those simps...
They simping hard for rock hard daddy UwU
I didn't realize that 🤣
Lol OMG I laughed so hard at that, I didn't realize until I read your comment
"Meta is temporary"
a day later
ZHONGLI BUFF
noice
Those buffs came in like one of Zhongli’s Meteors.
the coolest thing was that he was already good at his role (unbreakable shield), but genshin's noobs think archons have to be dps
@@zoxqrei5357 ngl, pretty moronic that the god of an element often associated with Defense and Shields had HP scalling plastered all over his kit.
But I think this happened cause the Chinese playerbase complained, not noobs per se.
@@zoxqrei5357 Genshin players think archons have to be literal archons.
0:16 Look at Zhongli head. Its Moving Like He was vibing with da song
We need a remake of this.
3:40 that smile tho
Toga? I thought you were supposed to be mha.
Kinda hot tho ngl 👀
@@aomsoonz4509 yeah 👁️👁️✨
It cured all of me
Reason to get Zhongli:
Smol brain: Dps, looks cool
BIG BRAIN: MINE
UNIVERSE BRAIN: KILL TIMMY'S BIRDS
It seems like every Archon's burst is designed to kill Timmy's birbs.
No wonder he's joined the Fatui!
timmy joined fatui for real?
@@GG-zo9uy Nuh but one of the questions in the Paimon's 1000 questions event jokes about that and I want to be here for the birth of this meme.
You forgot about Fishing and Mining
METEOR SPAMM
0:17 Zhongli vibin' with his head
I just realized that Zhonglis head is just vibing with the beat at the beginning.... dafuq is the effort in this meme
2:07 best part
dAtTebAyO
I am 69
1:36 my favourite part :)
"Meta is Temporary
Style is Eternal"
-Rawfler 2020
1:52 love it absolutely perfect
0:15 His head is so on points. Subscribed.
"Meta is temporary, Style is eternal"
Fr tho this is facts, style and aesthetics is what will keep people coming back over meta. That's why they made Zhongli so stylish
yet tons of people quit after the recent web event and nerfing that zhong li got before the buff .
@@jayb235 thats not the reason of ppl quitting its lack of content
2:31 THAT TRANSITION CLEAN THO!!
Sooo smoothie that i didn't even see that at first
This video records two of most legendary things on Genshin. Zhongli kit before rework, and food delivery event that only happen once.
"Meta is temporary, style is eternal"
Me, sipping tea while maining a shield team helmed by Ningguang and Zhongli: Well, this certainly aged like fine wine.
Osmanthus wine.
those are nice words
"Meta is temporary, style is eternity"
0:54 Ning and keqing in the back lol
Nobody:
Zhongli: ROCKS FALL, EVERYONE DIES
1:51 '' jibaku tensei " i falled of my gaming chair...
2:17 ?! I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING...give this video a rise cause this is what i signed up for
😂😂😂
PLEASE SAME
3:29 I'm stuck, help me out step-guard
Oh no step-guard, what're you doing?
step guard looks like he is eating zhongli
I was rewatching this and nearly choked on my drink when I heard the "dattebayo!" again, I'd forgotten about it. XD
"meta is temporal, style is eternal" xd he was right all this time, now he is one of the best characters in the game
The CEO of G E O
this is a great line so imma steal it xd
She's even a 4*, it's crazy how strong she is without being 5*
@@SolaticSyot I agree she's a great 4* character for real
Zhongli:...
@@TsunaXZ Truly the CEO of GEO, literally and figuratively the Tianquan
0:56. Yay. I'm in this
Omg 😆 this is why I love genshin fandom
You interrupt the background. 😂
@@kamisatoayaka-officialcryo8666 I mean.. I sponsor everything in Liyue anyway. Why not slip in the frame a bit 😎
Simp =)))
1:31
Man, that chibaku tensei and da ttebayo got me hard😅😅.. excellent timing and sense of humor bro!
0:28 That’s me when I cry
2:07
I died lmao
RIP power of friendship
Datebayo
I'm from the future and i want to say zhongli is good as fuck
youre editing so dope, make me gigle almost in every second. good job man
Zhongli:
Dps: C
Support: C
Meme: SSS
Well Dong Li has been buffed about the DPS and Support currently but his meme power is SSS+ 😁
Mona: Where are you getting this mora from???
Zhongli:*nervous chuckle* d-definitely not fro-
Childe:Hey Zhongli you coming to my house tonight?
OOP
It’s been months and i had to come back and watch this video all over again. It’s still so damn hilarious😂! Gosh do i love your vids!
It’s my first time seeing your videos and I gotta say this is the hardest I laughed this week, instant sub😆
"Meta is temporary, style is eternal" - Truer words have never been said.
Did someone else noticed that his head beats with the music when he's reading the Journal?? xD
today he is the best geo character
"I hate Titans" becomes a titan
"I hate Ghouls" becomes a ghoul
"I hate meta" becomes the meta
2:17 Here is highlight
indeed, the most fucking hilarious.
I died laughing
The world couldn't handle Zhongli if he WASN'T low tier.
^^^F A C T S
oh I just love old tier lists with Qiqi being at S tier and Benny/Xiangling being somewhere at B or C
The awakening of chibaku tensei!
2:16 I can't unsee this.
As a Zhongli main, he is absolutely thicc 👀
Fun fact: someone research the model in Genshin Impact and all male characters have bigger bottom.
Bless the creator, finally someone care about female player 😭
@@cestalia Ohh I know about it that's why I said it 🤣. Bless the creators for the boy band team: Kaeya, Zhongli, Childe and Diluc 🤣
This and his thighs tho-
I swear your editing and NoEngrish clips are pure perfection. Great job keep it up and idk if its just me but every time i saw Zhongli cast the meteor i saw Madara in my head with Zhonglis face summoning 2 meteors xD.
O fato de estar tão sincronizado faz com que eu ame esse vídeo cada vez mais toda vez que assisto
2:08 "DATEBAYO!"
0:16 the head is moving along with the beat 😭😭
same and 0:56 keqing and ninf💀
okay but that smile at the end was too precious
1:18 if you know YOU KNOW 😂😂😂😂
2:51 Ahah, exactly. I thought about it constantly
I laugh at people who take biased tier lists seriously
"I dont like this tier list therefore it is biased"
Any character can be super powerful, if you build them right-- there's no bad characters, only bad players! :P
@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 they technically are biased, nearly all of the tier lists are biased. I mean the one showed on this put Zhongli as Main DPS when he is support. The opinion is that they think Zhongli is DPS and rank him low when in reality he would be much higher if they knew he was supposed to be support. The only Tier Lists that aren't Biased are ones that use obvious facts like the people who rank Keqing's weapons, they use calculations and testing to find the best weapons and they don't put a sword low because they don't like it. Almost ALL tier lists like the one shown in this video are very obviously biased.
@@Harmonizeee A five star support that scales as a carry and is outclassed by diona? Nice one.
It's not about taking it seriously zhongli is objectively the worst 5 star there is. you're not getting your money's worth. a five star should not be in equal power to 4 stars.
0:41 ah, the old tier list
nostalgia for him
"Meta is temporary, style is eternal"
Everyone: Zhongli
Me: John Lee
3:19 I shouldn't have wheezed the way I did
Zhongli’s tiny headbobs at the beginning kills me. Amazing work :D
I am done, I have been watching all your videos. The edits are amazing and it makes me wish I discovered you sooner. Bruh dattebayo just got me crying here 😂
He makes a peace sign in his own grave - 0:20
This literally made me want to spend more on him
I use him on my team with traveller, they're both fully equipped and leveled, the dmg output is amazing.
@@vileytadei Oh I know I have him too but that "style is forever" made me think fuck it I need more
@@pixelknight7434 I just live for his Japanese voice
@@zetsubou3704 you're not alone
@@zetsubou3704 i prefer the english one
The pillar men theme proved me that you’re cultured, massive respect 🔥🤌🏻
still watching it regularly at this day, honestly my best video from you imo.