I don't think he stole it. I've been in similar situations. "This beam was delivered to the wrong site. Go get it." "What do I move it with?" "Let me rephrase that: go get it, or go get another job."
The NYC Subway is such an embarrassing disgrace to the city. Foreigners from all over the world come and are shocked to see our old, decrepit, outdated transport system. I love my NYC but our subway is in serious need of a major overhaul.
asentzio I just got home on the (C) train, they still use the over half-century old R32s on there. I can’t even pretend to forecast when these trains will finally be retired.
asentzio Using what money? Americans say taxes too high on corporations and billionaires. I think U.S. doing very well as 2nd world country, funded by poor. Not quite 3rd world country yet, but aspiring! Definitely has not seen infrastructure inprovement for at least 50 years.
isnt the underground of New york like a gigantic Swiss cheese? Tunnels everywhere? Its a wonder your city is still standing - one earthquake and youre done. I guess it would cost billions to completely overhaul all of it....and even if you get that money, it will take decades. Even china would probably need years for that job....and these guys can build a bigger Bridge within Days.
@@smaragdwolf1 I don't think NY ever gets earth quakes, which is why it's like Swiss cheese. However, with the hurricane reinforcement that most buildings have, they're pretty damn sterdy.
@@williamcortelyou4524 reinforcement is useless, when the ground break and the whole building sinks in^^ i know NY is earthquake free.....atleast of the natural sort. Here in Germany we had a case a few years ago, where through drilling/building a tunnel for Trains under the City, it caused the collapse of the City Library that was directly over the tunnel. Many valuable Books and old texts were destroyed. You dont need a natural earthquake to start a catastrophe.
We have resources, we just waste so much of them in the search for endless profits. see "Thanos Was Wrong - Eugenics and Overpopulation" by Renegade Cut
In Japan the Subways are so clean/doesn’t smell, because everyone is aware that you DON’T eat or talk on the phone because it’s considered rude. Everyone efficiently walks on the left side of the stairs/escalators so if you’re in a hurry you can run up the stairs without people blocking you... we have a lot to learn.
ChaosLord: I heard that chikan is Fred Jones' fetish. www.google.com/search?hl=en&authuser=0&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=592&ei=jL3GXLPjE4_QsAWw7YioBg&q=that%27s+my+fetish&oq=that%27s+my+fetish&gs_l=img.3...78.7450..8056...0.0..0.147.1954.1j15......0....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..0j35i39.IYM9Gm1h3b4#imgdii=WwqaC34oo48dpM:&imgrc=GPaH95-rBbcEHM:&spf=1556528531060
Game Glitch Population control. They know people will start freaking out and losing it. 😀 Like ants crawling on top of each other. It is true that we need "personal" space. We have big energy! ⚡⚡⚡
@@geniegreentrees In some ways I think that yes there should be population control but absolutely not in the way they keep going about it, but then you got the conservatives that don't believe in birth control or abortion, and they also don't like gay people, well who has less abortions than gay people, it should be a no brainer but its like most of the world in the last decade just went "der der der"
I literally was taken aback by what he was doing at the end then he turned around with the Trump shirt and I was like "Whew keeping it family friendly, wait a minute I don't know if thats worse or not"
I wonder how he got the trees up to Street level and further. Was he like "who's getting off at the next stop? Y'all grab a tree and take it with you!" XD
"People clipping their nails?" "Toenails, too." It's a little odd, but as long as they're not trying to clip _my_ nails, I can _live_ with that. It is a bit unfortunate, though, that this is not being paired with an effort to increase the capacity of the NYC subway. For a few _decades,_ now, it has been at capacity.
What I find strange compared to our local metro system is that, apparently, trains can wait for as long as necessary before everyone gets on, including all of that crap they travel with. Don't the train drivers have to adhere to a time plan so as to not make other trains wait before the train departs from the station?
I swear Lewis Black is a few inches closer to his death bed every time he shows up... It's getting painful to watch him perform, but I have to admit his commitment is legendary, and he's always a welcome addition.
On my way down a Lewis Black rabbit hole. I have been a fan for years but today is the day I go back and see if I missed any of his appearances on the daily show along the way this is my second one I but have 15+ in the queue. I hope if I Like, Comment and subscribe I will get the Al G Rhythm to actually suggest something.. what a twist at the end. Can’t believe I missed this one
Japanese trains are much more reliable and run more often. That’s because they shut down overnight. As a New Yorker, I’m not really willing to sacrifice my 24hr transit system though.
Everytime I travel to NY I love to take train it's the easiest way to move around the city and you never know what crazy shit you are gonna find. It's like a tourist attraction!
When I went to the NYC train I was like helllll noo there’s too much people in there specially in the summer, how is it ganna look like when everyone has to take the T 😭
Lewis Black, not the wisdom we thought we needed, but the wisdom we deserve.
You’re goddamn right🥂.
Does everyone speak in memes now?
🥂
Andi-the-Duke You don’t deserve Lewis Black.
@@avigutierrez8948 That line never gets old. Bless Breaking Bad!
The Trump shirt at the end was so funny and accurate for NYC. 😂
I couldn't stop laughing for a while, that was hilarious!!!
just be ready to get the shit beat out of you
😂🤣😂🤣 it was
@@DSAK55 FACTS!!!!!
To be fair we hated him before he became president.
Tony can you bring the beams tommorow.
69 likes, what kind of beam we talking about? XD
@@Rin-vh9so chill Kevin Chill
I don't think he stole it. I've been in similar situations.
"This beam was delivered to the wrong site. Go get it."
"What do I move it with?"
"Let me rephrase that: go get it, or go get another job."
The NYC Subway is such an embarrassing disgrace to the city. Foreigners from all over the world come and are shocked to see our old, decrepit, outdated transport system. I love my NYC but our subway is in serious need of a major overhaul.
asentzio I just got home on the (C) train, they still use the over half-century old R32s on there. I can’t even pretend to forecast when these trains will finally be retired.
asentzio Using what money? Americans say taxes too high on corporations and billionaires. I think U.S. doing very well as 2nd world country, funded by poor. Not quite 3rd world country yet, but aspiring! Definitely has not seen infrastructure inprovement for at least 50 years.
isnt the underground of New york like a gigantic Swiss cheese? Tunnels everywhere? Its a wonder your city is still standing - one earthquake and youre done.
I guess it would cost billions to completely overhaul all of it....and even if you get that money, it will take decades.
Even china would probably need years for that job....and these guys can build a bigger Bridge within Days.
@@smaragdwolf1
I don't think NY ever gets earth quakes, which is why it's like Swiss cheese. However, with the hurricane reinforcement that most buildings have, they're pretty damn sterdy.
@@williamcortelyou4524 reinforcement is useless, when the ground break and the whole building sinks in^^
i know NY is earthquake free.....atleast of the natural sort. Here in Germany we had a case a few years ago, where through drilling/building a tunnel for Trains under the City, it caused the collapse of the City Library that was directly over the tunnel. Many valuable Books and old texts were destroyed.
You dont need a natural earthquake to start a catastrophe.
"Uhhh. There are not enough resources to support such a huge and growing population"
Thanos - Hold my beer
yes it is enough, it's called condoms and birth control medication. Strippers and free school or grants. Affordable housing and ☆integration!☆
@@willrose5424 Yeah I know. We could save our planet before destruction if we follow what you said above.
Tokyo got it figured out lol
We have resources, we just waste so much of them in the search for endless profits.
see "Thanos Was Wrong - Eugenics and Overpopulation" by Renegade Cut
@@jianakambo2621 Don't be ridiculous. There is still far too much money to make while the world burns. In fact, I hear it might be quite profitable...
In Japan the Subways are so clean/doesn’t smell, because everyone is aware that you DON’T eat or talk on the phone because it’s considered rude.
Everyone efficiently walks on the left side of the stairs/escalators so if you’re in a hurry you can run up the stairs without people blocking you... we have a lot to learn.
In Japan there's a huge amount of weight on social uniformity. New Yorkers don't give a s*** what anyone else thinks of them.
Is it just me or does the guy clipping his nails (2:53) look like Larry David?
Maybe a Larry David lookalike🤷♂️.
I thought it was a cameo! 🤣
Yeah!
Tawanda Douglas (Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays)
Or Bernie Sanders
I love Lewis Black and his segments “Back to Black” Hilarity at its finest! 🤣😂👍🏽🤣
Mickey is my Spirit Animal hutej
eewa the w6ahi
"Tony don't forget to bring the beam".....lmao!!
More people in an overcrowded train.. wait a min.. this sounds like everyday Mumbai local in India lmao
What's overcrowded for these New Yorkers is normal for daily Mumbai local travellers lol
Yes, India sucks much worse than NYC
@@ImranAli-qj4ir precisely. _Virar fast_
Still the funniest man out there after 30 years😂😂😂
yeah.
but he seems ill? what's with the tremor and shaking and clinching to the desk?
is he suffering from parkinson's or something like that? :-(
@@Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus I thought that was part of his Dailyshow character? Maybe I'm wrong
@@Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus Maybe if we dont notice it, he will love forever. Or at least till I die cuz I'm selfish like that.
Lewis Black is the meme version of Bernie Sanders
Yeessss
He could be like Luther, Obama's anger translator, just for Bernie 😅
I'd watch "Back in Sanders" for sure, with like, a big picture of a sandal with Bernie's face on it
I love, love, love Lewis Black. The New York Subway system is a unique place where anything can happen. I miss NY so much.
Me too😈.
Come back😀 I was born and raised in Queens I love living here...
Me too! I actually loved it.
If there's anything i don't wanna see at 8 am it's a guy spilling Redbull on his sleeveless Bonjovi shirt 😂
'Hey that's my lawyer',hey ben
His face was so genuine, I question if that wasn't really his lawyer lol
🤣🤣🤣 the reveal at the end!
It's not New York if you don't see a guy dressed as Jesus playing a full, wooden piano in a subway car at 11:00AM
Looks like we're gonna have to hired people to cram people into the train like in Japan 😅
*Sigh* I want that job. "Look pregnant lady, you either get in or I push you in so hard I am not the only one doing hard labor capiche?"
Ahaha tat loks so unreal..but its real..
🤣Those people would get slapped 👋
Wait, does that mean that New York is gonna get subway frottage now?
ChaosLord: I heard that chikan is Fred Jones' fetish.
www.google.com/search?hl=en&authuser=0&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=592&ei=jL3GXLPjE4_QsAWw7YioBg&q=that%27s+my+fetish&oq=that%27s+my+fetish&gs_l=img.3...78.7450..8056...0.0..0.147.1954.1j15......0....1..gws-wiz-img.....0..0j35i39.IYM9Gm1h3b4#imgdii=WwqaC34oo48dpM:&imgrc=GPaH95-rBbcEHM:&spf=1556528531060
I only just saw Lewis Black a couple of seconds ago, but I knew, instantaneously, that he'd make a terrific Bernie Sanders impression.
The subways are already overcrowded, even more so than the streets and they want to shove them into that tube like sardines, wtf
Exactly my dude exactly🤨.
Game Glitch Population control. They know people will start freaking out and losing it. 😀 Like ants crawling on top of each other. It is true that we need "personal" space. We have big energy! ⚡⚡⚡
@@geniegreentrees In some ways I think that yes there should be population control but absolutely not in the way they keep going about it, but then you got the conservatives that don't believe in birth control or abortion, and they also don't like gay people, well who has less abortions than gay people, it should be a no brainer but its like most of the world in the last decade just went "der der der"
Game Glitch The planet is in control of the population. 👁️😉 #justwait
Another working day has ended.
Only the rush hour hell to face.
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes.
Contestants in a suicidal race.
That is why I don't live in big cities. Living in a mid size city is already crowded enough.
Sometimes I miss the place I called home for a year and a half...
The actual NYC Subway, that is.
I literally was taken aback by what he was doing at the end then he turned around with the Trump shirt and I was like "Whew keeping it family friendly, wait a minute I don't know if thats worse or not"
I'd take old dangly balls in my face over a man-baby in charge giving the reds all the cover they need any day...
@@ashkebora7262 Let's face it, "Trump" is the epitome of dangling old-man balls anyway.
Haha.
I wonder how he got the trees up to Street level and further.
Was he like "who's getting off at the next stop? Y'all grab a tree and take it with you!" XD
The steel beam had me then the jungle of trees! 😂
would love too meet the tree guy. I bet he was walking them. why should they be confined to a house
Hahaha
I love you for this comment. Almost swallowed my own tongue
Lewis is still knocking them out of the park. Funny guy.
Yes, always
Indeed
The Lewis Black segments are always my favorite
Ive had a bad/scary experience on the subway trying to go to work at 5am when there is hardly anyone there...i dont mind it being busy at all
What a BRILLIANT addition to your show Trev. Great job!
"People clipping their nails?"
"Toenails, too."
It's a little odd, but as long as they're not trying to clip _my_ nails, I can _live_ with that. It is a bit unfortunate, though, that this is not being paired with an effort to increase the capacity of the NYC subway. For a few _decades,_ now, it has been at capacity.
Lazy Perfectionist yea kinda gross, but that’s New York for ya
I brought my couch thru the subway. It fits too! It was a sectional
Lewis Black a true king of comedians............
Seeing Lewis Black always reminds me to check my blood pressure.
3:44 appropriate response from those commuters.
Lewis Black is my favorite reporter on this show. He fills me with joy every time he does a segment ^.^
That ending though... Just lovely ♥
I love Lewis Black esp his INTRO! SO MUCH ATTITUDE!! YESSSIIIIRRR! 😎
🤨Ditching your car means 💰paying someone for parking. 🤯
Don't miss this city one bit! 20 years of traumatic experiences was plenty.
Is it me or did that lawyer clipping his nails resembled Larry David? 🤔
😄😄😄
I thought he looked like him too. 😂
Not just in New York! Portland, Oregon is implementing toll roads for congestion control.
Wow
Trees on the subway! 🤣😂🤣😍 That was God!
I miss NYC! The grass is never greener.
0:54 oh its gonna be a ride now eh"
I thought no one caught that except me!!
I love Black. He still does Live rantings
Sleeveless Bon Jovi shirt 🤣
Like my Dad always said..”Fuck New York.” Never been there myself and never will 😂 lol
Back in Black is my new favorite thing.
What I find strange compared to our local metro system is that, apparently, trains can wait for as long as necessary before everyone gets on, including all of that crap they travel with. Don't the train drivers have to adhere to a time plan so as to not make other trains wait before the train departs from the station?
yeah try living in japan. even here in nagoya the subways are packed like sardines.
Overcrowded subways... where is Thanos when you need him! ^^
I hate overcrowded subways and trains, gives me anxiety, but this here was funny, lol
best trenchcoat joke i've ever seen thank you lmao
There are day's I feel like I'm living in one of those sci-fi movies of the end days.
LOL loved the ending LOL!!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile, in other big cities across the world, people ride bikes...
There's those electric bikes for rent in NYC but nobody gets them.
LOL I love back in black, They should have him on more often.
Read the title and I was like "Hmmm ok...why? It's not even that good a restaurant."
Then it hit me 😂
Ha! That Lewis Black. What a card!! Always leaves me in stitches.
Lewis "The Legend" Black!
👍😆
I swear Lewis Black is a few inches closer to his death bed every time he shows up... It's getting painful to watch him perform, but I have to admit his commitment is legendary, and he's always a welcome addition.
lewis black's performance in accepted is legendary
I love that Lewis Black has become the foul-mouthed Andy Rooney of The Daily Show
It's not going to affect me, now that I got my new George Jetson car/briefcase thingamajig🔥♨️😈
Lewis Black never fails to make me laugh...Ever!....
I love New York! I was born and raised in Queens still living in Queens wouldn't want to live anywhere else... Come back home fellow New Yorker...
You can have it. I left it for a damned good reason.
That was so on point!!!
OK, the guy with the steel beam surprised even me. Over here in Berlin, we usually only get furniture and the occasional pony on the tube...
I for one love the New York subway and all it’s oddness and weirdness and oldness
Aww. I love it when their subway gets worse. Love it from Chicago!
Black never goes out of style.
I'm going to try that next time I'm in Manhattan. 😆😆😆
I wish Lewis Black had a podcast or his own daily show/30min segment
On my way down a Lewis Black rabbit hole. I have been a fan for years but today is the day I go back and see if I missed any of his appearances on the daily show along the way this is my second one I but have 15+ in the queue. I hope if I Like, Comment and subscribe I will get the Al G Rhythm to actually suggest something.. what a twist at the end. Can’t believe I missed this one
Was that dude at 0:56 looking that that girls chest 👀
So much room on this earth, and we still cram eachother.
This guy just might top Desi is my favorite segment person.
I thought he's gonna pull a tony stark joke
"Hey Tony can you bring the beam tomorrow?"
"Tony, i meant the repulsor beam. Oh you're a dead man tony!"
lol at the end
Love you Trevor noah
Pauses, to read shirt on tiny phone
*shirt has giant PLAY button*
Michael M Tap the video in the space around the play button and it goes away.
I strongly agree with reducing car traffic. Cycling, walking and public transportation is better for the environment.
God thank you for providing me only lift and taxis as my commuting tools 🙏💁♀️
😏🙏✊🏻🥂.
Dam its going to be like Japan subways pack as hell but Also let's not forget that the rats also ride on the subway with there slice new York pizza
*their
Japanese trains are much more reliable and run more often. That’s because they shut down overnight. As a New Yorker, I’m not really willing to sacrifice my 24hr transit system though.
*Japan, India, Mexico, and on bus transportation in Colombia, Perú and other south countries*
Your subways are as bad as Stockholm’s buses; when they stop there’s are strange noises and one loses their balance. Same thing goes for starting.
They don't even mention how so many trains are also running on shuttle buses outside of Manhattan
Got my Lewis Black shirt on right now😉
The Trump shirt. The new "Ask me about Jesus" fashion.
F’ing brilliant ❤️🤘🤣🤣🤣
As a nyer, the subway is less dramatic than this. It gets people from point a to b 24/7 everyday, plus busses and ferries. I think nyers will be ok.
The rest of the nation prefers to sit on traffic over dealing with others BS.
Everytime I travel to NY I love to take train it's the easiest way to move around the city and you never know what crazy shit you are gonna find. It's like a tourist attraction!
So that must be one hell of a tax to be higher than a parking space
When I went to the NYC train I was like helllll noo there’s too much people in there specially in the summer, how is it ganna look like when everyone has to take the T 😭
Good. They should do this everywhere
You should see the rail system here in the Philippines. You'd be proud of your Subway.
🤣
That was awesome Lew.
bring the beams from home tmw lol
👍😆, yes mostly NYC.
At 3:50, reminds me of a Flying Circus sketch.
At Times likes these im proud to live in a state where theres less people in the entire state than just new york city alone.