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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @HM-ph4nc
    @HM-ph4nc 7 лет назад +37

    1:44:39 - EVERYONE. I don't care who you are - Everyone needs a person in their lives like Joey Diaz.

  • @RAYTHEONGAMING
    @RAYTHEONGAMING 2 года назад +87

    I don't know what's more impressive
    Joey's random stories or the fact he can remember an exact address from over 40 years ago

    • @davidchrist1037
      @davidchrist1037 2 года назад +6

      Not that unusual for some people, especially intelligent people that like
      Cocaine. For instance, I can tell you
      My family's home phone number from
      1963, my teachers names in elementary school. I happen to be in Boulder County jail with Joey in 1988 when they moved
      All the inmates to the New Boulder Jail. Unfortunately I don't remember meeting him. But maybe I can remember him there , his size and personality are
      Outstanding. He, like myself have drug
      Stories, and experiences with cops, crime
      Going back to the early 70s.

    • @JxKozy
      @JxKozy 2 года назад +1

      @@davidchrist1037 thats fucking dope you were able to be in uncle joeys presence tho

    • @LlamaWarriorMan
      @LlamaWarriorMan 2 года назад

      @@davidchrist1037 dog... everyone can remember childhood teacher names and phone numbers... that shit was very big parts of our development... but Joey be a fuckin doctor with the way he recalls the dates of all sorts of things.

    • @davidchrist1037
      @davidchrist1037 2 года назад

      @@LlamaWarriorMan I too have that ability. Even with 16 concussions , 30 years of drug use and trama. More
      People can also, they just choose not to.

    • @sli0.0
      @sli0.0 2 года назад +1

      Also prob. got wayyyyy less shotty-shot-shots

  • @thegiftedone
    @thegiftedone 2 года назад +34

    Uncle Joey is the greatest story teller of all time! 🏆🫡🤣…good interview Bert!…..I love how engaging you got and allowed him speak endlessly!…..👍🏻

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 7 лет назад +163

    This was one of the best podcasts i've heard in a long time, I can hear the stories all day.

  • @RestartOG
    @RestartOG 3 года назад +19

    2021 and i still come back to this like I have numerous times 💯 two of the best people I’ve ever heard

  • @caryn799
    @caryn799 7 лет назад +95

    2:15:42 "I never want no one to not come up to me because they don't have $25 for a t-shirt." Thank you for this, Joey.

  • @rlampson175
    @rlampson175 7 лет назад +13

    I can't get enough Joey Diaz. Thanks for uploading this Bert!

  • @thomasdickinson6783
    @thomasdickinson6783 7 лет назад +27

    Actually met Coco Diaz while walking through a casino in Vegas while I was listening to this podcast.

  • @stonem83
    @stonem83 7 лет назад +83

    I am going the mourn the day many years from now when Uncle Joey leaves this earth but Thank God we'll always have the Podcasts.

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 2 года назад

      It's healthy imo to start preparing yourself: I did the same with my old man and the day he passed, I kissed his forehead and was able to hold my shit together to be able to break it to my brother coming to the hospital after he had passed and other family where idk how I would have handled it being there overnight and the morning he pushed that last breath. Had I not prepared I think I would have been with my brother just checking in and not been there every minute til the end cause you already accepted he's leaving years from now. I agree, Joey ready to leave us

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 2 года назад

      That said, Joey still today could do a lot to right the ship and be with us longer but that's not him and I accept that so agreed completely

  • @giuseppetritoni7034
    @giuseppetritoni7034 2 года назад +50

    Here Joey Diaz achieved two things I thought I would never witness:
    -Having Burnt Chrysler listening attentively to somebody without interrupting him, in silence.
    -Making Burnt look slim.

  • @snbrdrchris
    @snbrdrchris 7 лет назад +20

    Just started it and I know it's gonna be great

  • @mmatalk3817
    @mmatalk3817 4 года назад +13

    Joey's daily life is hilarious, a headline I would use in my show!.
    - Bert

  • @AlbertPanyi
    @AlbertPanyi 6 лет назад +25

    Joey Diaz has more stories in one city than most people in one lifetime. 😂 Tremendous.

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 2 года назад +1

      I loved the Peramus story

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 2 года назад

      Because he makes it all up

    • @AlbertPanyi
      @AlbertPanyi 2 года назад

      @@yehheapsmadaybut you think that cause you're 'most ppl' brother. God bless you cocksucka, stay boring.

    • @nathangonzalez5477
      @nathangonzalez5477 10 месяцев назад

      @@yehheapsmadaybutUntil a historian came on JRE and Joey was there confirming the characters and giving his own stories with the characters. Don’t be a hater.

  • @DanielZeal
    @DanielZeal 7 лет назад +75

    This is the longest I've ever seen Bert listen. Great fuckin' episode.

  • @bertkreischer
    @bertkreischer  7 лет назад +349

    I just uploaded it

    • @gjggggggg
      @gjggggggg 7 лет назад +13

      you just did it huh

    • @jordanalexander1592
      @jordanalexander1592 7 лет назад +6

      i love you sexy

    • @rickyeska1
      @rickyeska1 7 лет назад +3

      Bert i usually Troll youtue comments but i came to show some love!

    • @Trevbotics
      @Trevbotics 7 лет назад +2

      pissed i have to wait till im 21 to see you...

    • @Gekokujo76
      @Gekokujo76 7 лет назад +19

      Look at you, Tip Top Magoo! Thanks for letting my Uncle Joey hang out in the man cave. Keep having him on...he will get you off the sauce and on to the reefer of det. Captain Morgan will seem like fizzy drink after you hold Satan's scaly right hand and tread the murky waters. Take a chance, Columbus did.

  • @jamesb.1826
    @jamesb.1826 7 лет назад +1

    I love that part in the cast when I'm all "so glad I'm hanging out with yall tonight" and there is still an hour left. great show and thank y'all

  • @AJ.VIDEOS
    @AJ.VIDEOS 6 лет назад +61

    Gotta love Joey, saying a Coldstone killer, instead of a Stone-Cold Killer. = )

  • @JaimeGuzman-v4o
    @JaimeGuzman-v4o 3 месяца назад +1

    The moment Joey knew Bert been playing with his toes and just raw dogged those ice cubes into joeys glass lmao😂

  • @noLuckyStrike09
    @noLuckyStrike09 7 лет назад +211

    Joey "I never forget this" Diaz

    • @TrapDaily
      @TrapDaily 7 лет назад +10

      noLuckyStrike09 lemme tell u somthin

    • @Mouse6495
      @Mouse6495 7 лет назад +1

      Trap Daily

    • @narcoskeptic
      @narcoskeptic 7 лет назад +2

      Joey "not Joey bananas" diaz

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 7 лет назад +6

      noLuckyStrike09 "I never forget this (even tho the facts keep changing) Diaz". This dude is so full of shit. The fact hardly anyone catches on is hilarious. He's mastered the art of bullshitting, I'll give him that much.

    • @boofert.washington2499
      @boofert.washington2499 7 лет назад

      crapvile not true. I can read comment sections. not everyone is as woke as you, bruh.

  • @dethmetaldan666
    @dethmetaldan666 7 лет назад +295

    Coming from an ex heroin addict, I got to say that you inspire the hell out of me Joey!!! I quit in 2011 and seriously this is how I found you and Joe Rogan. I had time to watch podcasts and watched joe's everyday while dealing with the wd's. Your stories and success after drugs really helped me get out of the addict mentality. It made me strive for sobriety and made me realize that I can do anything I want to. Thanks for always sharing the dark shit Joey!!

    • @alexjoseph4665
      @alexjoseph4665 7 лет назад +23

      Dan Clark Congrats man, I'll have 4 months clean this week.

    • @dethmetaldan666
      @dethmetaldan666 7 лет назад +13

      Alex Joseph congrats to you too! First six months was the hardest for me. Love hearing success stories!!!

    • @jamesyboy4626
      @jamesyboy4626 7 лет назад +6

      I've been clean myself now about 6months. Where you on methadone or suboxone? I'm finding it difficult trying to come off the methadone, I've been on that shit 19yrs more than half my life, I'm at 20mls now down from 120 but, now they want me to go on suboxone and I don't know if I should, I was just planning on coming down to 2mls if that's what it takes then try stopping then.

    • @mikemendillo5584
      @mikemendillo5584 7 лет назад +2

      Good for you Brother, keep yourself busy, get into health/fitness, it's a much better high my friend ! :)

    • @jamesyboy4626
      @jamesyboy4626 7 лет назад +3

      Much better high? I very much doubt that and I don't think you actually believe that yourself unless you have never tried drugs but, health and fitness are a much better life style to live a long healthy life, for sure. Even though I've been an addict most of my life I still don't see the problem with drugs, I only see a problem with the law, make them legal and regulate them and we wont see as many deaths or drug addicts, the psychology of telling someone they can't do something is very real especially when they grow up in poverty and have a deep hatred towards the government, they don't want these people to tell them they can't do shit. By leaving the drugs in the hands of drug dealers then you're obviously going to have deaths as it's cut with all sorts of shit, regulate them and they automatically become 10x safer. Another thing the drug counselling over here is just one big fucking joke, every group they try and send me to always seems to have a god involved even though I tell them I'm an atheist and don't believe in any gods, you have to hand over power to this invisible deity and everything will just become fine and dandy, pray your problems away type thing, doesn't work for most of us and only works for some because if you took everyone who was on drugs there is always going to be a percentage of them who are more willing than others and as AA is one of the biggest groups over here it's no surprise it worked for those who were more willing but, if you sent them to another group about fairies it would probably have the exact same result, no god is just picking these people out and forgetting about the rest, I mean he's god, he could fart and we would all be off it, simple. I went to a group just 2 weeks ago which was in a church but, they assured me that there would be no talk of god, they just use the building, so I went along and it was a lady telling me she could remove negative energy from my body by using the universe and/or spirits, basically whatever you believed in she could remove negative energy through that smh fucking joke man and they wonder how people can't get clean... maybe have a group based purely on science and psychology and we may see some results.

  • @calblair3749
    @calblair3749 7 лет назад +60

    2:47:56 I live for that fucking wheeze

  • @some_milo
    @some_milo 4 года назад +3

    I feel like I'm hearing my ol' man again... Fills my heart w joy. F*ed up stories w a side of wisdom

  • @babydog3535
    @babydog3535 7 лет назад +9

    “Neckblix” I love it

  • @haidenmorgan
    @haidenmorgan 2 года назад +1

    This was an absolute gift! What a great pod

  • @burny890
    @burny890 7 лет назад +3

    two best story tellas in the gameeeee!!!

  • @J0nny_Ch1mp0
    @J0nny_Ch1mp0 2 года назад +5

    It was so interesting to hear Joey talk about being an introvert. How he never liked alcohol and he would be at a social event & wonder why he was there.
    That describes me to a T. All through my 20s, I felt this way and would always wonder what the Hell was wrong with me. I would have been more content staying at home and jamming out on Xbox.
    Joey D crystallized it perfectly.

  • @GodIwannaFiteUIRL
    @GodIwannaFiteUIRL 7 лет назад +17

    1:37:30 Uncle joey froze in time for a minute

  • @davidf5252
    @davidf5252 7 лет назад +3

    This is the best one in a while. You might be the first to get the key events of Joeys upbringing and his general story. I think this podcast will be great for anyone that has only seen a few of his viral stuff to learn about where he came from and where he is going. I liked the fact that it was tame and just a conversation between friends. You guys are both two of my favorite! I've seen Joey live but have yet to be able to see you Bert. Hopefully you come back through Atlanta soon as your on my bucket list! Thanks for the laughs and content! p.s. Loved the bid the girls made for your promo #dadlife

  • @plstrom
    @plstrom 7 лет назад +24

    1:37:49 he fell asleep for a second there

    • @ZECH1189
      @ZECH1189 7 лет назад

      Pedro Strom, Lmao...he's fucking lights out!

    • @Madmike772
      @Madmike772 5 лет назад

      Bert went on a 30 min straight run repeating the same two things 300 different ways

  • @levihanson9374
    @levihanson9374 Год назад

    Never thought I'd see you two interact. This is great!

  • @stephenjones4755
    @stephenjones4755 7 лет назад +6

    Probably one of the best podcast i listened to in a while! Great job!

  • @patar3323
    @patar3323 5 лет назад +197

    Joey has so many stories, many hours in a bunch of podcasts and I've never heard him repeat a story

    • @barlitosantana9708
      @barlitosantana9708 4 года назад +37

      give it a bit lmfao you'll hear the same rotation

    • @rylanmacdonald6416
      @rylanmacdonald6416 3 года назад +3

      He's got 1 year left. Maxxx

    • @pinecone4610
      @pinecone4610 3 года назад +3

      @@rylanmacdonald6416 keep praying on his downfall, it’s why you’ll never be successful

    • @Lima.22
      @Lima.22 2 года назад +7

      Well Ryan's wrong 😁

    • @patar3323
      @patar3323 2 года назад

      @@rylanmacdonald6416 he seems to be one of those genetic freaks that can live a long life with a huge body

  • @markprindle2074
    @markprindle2074 7 лет назад +3

    Uncle Joey and Bert! One of the best podcasts on the inter-webs!

  • @wokkawicklo
    @wokkawicklo 2 года назад +5

    He's lived some life, I haven't heard him repeat 1 single story either bar when he found his mother. Savage

  • @brandimyhren6317
    @brandimyhren6317 2 года назад +4

    Bert has so much respect for Joey and thinks he is a “god” or idol. You can tell by his energy in this. Friendships like this are for life.

  • @BeachballProperties
    @BeachballProperties 3 года назад +1

    We need another one of these ASAP!

  •  2 года назад +5

    This is one of the podcasts you can listen to a dozen times

    • @thatramenguy3395
      @thatramenguy3395 2 года назад

      I’m surprised Bert doesn’t interrupt that much

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 2 года назад

      @That Ramen Guy - With a person assertive enough he does stand back. He's just surrounded by passive people for the most part

    • @AuthenticProd
      @AuthenticProd 23 дня назад

      Right, I hate Bert naturally but he’s got a gem with this one.

  • @joebluhm
    @joebluhm 6 лет назад

    Bert, your anecdote about your Trav. Chan. people switching power positions, and your realization of that non-heirarchy (around 1hr 12min) -- brilliant. Thank you for sharing that. This is a revelation for me, as an artist and storyteller. Thx.

  • @LMLW
    @LMLW 2 года назад +15

    3 weeks clean from coke after 10 years, it’s actually scary how I can live Joey’s stories through my own experiences. I hope I can be half the man Joey is one day, he really is inspiring and living proof that you can overcome any obstacle if you put your mind to it

    • @JW-mb1wm
      @JW-mb1wm 2 года назад +2

      That’s so awesome dude, stuck with it. Super proud of you!

    • @lukeberthiaume595
      @lukeberthiaume595 2 года назад +2

      That’s great brother! I’m coming up on 4 years off heroin! It’s worth it, get through the hard times. The drugs will only make the hard times harder!

  • @cue1806
    @cue1806 2 года назад +2

    Grew up in the 90s in Bayonne NJ. Basically down the Kennedy Blvd from Uncle Joey. Live in London now but Uncle Joeys my connection to my past.

  • @scottwood5957
    @scottwood5957 7 лет назад +44

    "the key to online success, is to consistently upload content." - Bert Kreischer

  • @TheJohnmeo
    @TheJohnmeo 7 лет назад +2

    A truly brilliant podcast. I can't get enough of Bert or Joey. I couldn't stop laughing. Great show!

  • @adamshiek5113
    @adamshiek5113 4 года назад +19

    Joey and Joe Rogan truly inspired me to become something else in life. I was a terrible drug addict and when I was going through WD I found Joe and joey. I'm now doing open mics and wrighting jokes bc of them. And every time I get cravings or bad thoughts. I start wrighting a joke. Before I know it a hour will go by and I'm cracking my self up laughing and I feel so much better when I stop wrighting.

    • @juggmontana816
      @juggmontana816 2 года назад

      Good For You Man! God Bless! Hope your still doing well

  • @ericroque
    @ericroque 7 лет назад +8

    That chewing makes the podcast so great ! It really makes the podcast stand out from other podcast. Every chew is like a symphony of pleasantries running from ear to ear rendering me to utter bliss

  • @elranchitostudio5463
    @elranchitostudio5463 7 лет назад +4

    Thanks Bert!!!

  • @in_the_building1
    @in_the_building1 2 года назад +1

    Bert cutting off and talking about himself!! I love it

  • @QadriHarris
    @QadriHarris 2 года назад +5

    great talk, joey has stories like no other

    • @thearnold6454
      @thearnold6454 2 года назад

      always remembers the year it happened and on what street it happened on hahaha i love it!

  • @cue1806
    @cue1806 2 года назад +1

    White Castel by Newark Avenue Indian Square. love joeys stories. take me back to my childhood. From Bayonne to London

  • @jasonguest5820
    @jasonguest5820 7 лет назад +16

    so much for going to bed at a decent hour

  • @erikkerr1166
    @erikkerr1166 3 года назад

    Absolutely brilliant! Thank you both!

  • @lionessheart2652
    @lionessheart2652 2 года назад +3

    Joey’s patience in this podcast is a Masterclass.
    His perfectly timed responses, is a natural charismatic rhythm that hits organically

  • @mehtabbhogal262
    @mehtabbhogal262 3 года назад +2

    Joey: "You're very fortunate, you can go to 10 dodgers games a week" 😂😂

  • @Gekokujo76
    @Gekokujo76 7 лет назад +74

    Ive got my ironic hat, Ive got my Tom Waits Tattoo, I got some great sativa from the farmer's market...not too harsh and gives off a mellow body high with a hint of cilantro, and I have a tub of Ranch flavored hummus.....cant wait to see who Bert has on today!

  • @misssnuffy
    @misssnuffy Год назад

    Thank you so much! This was deep. ❤

  • @deanrussell466
    @deanrussell466 3 года назад +9

    Joey's stories are as real as me breathing in and out. And Bert is the realist guy. Thank you to the pair of You!

  • @patriciadbrady
    @patriciadbrady 2 года назад

    I'm enjoying this at 4 am. Early riser. Joey Diaz is a true Jersey boy...

  • @NPC_Pawnshop
    @NPC_Pawnshop 7 лет назад +259

    Cool perspective trick, Bert looks like a little Kid and Joey looks huge if you block out the Coffee table, try it!

    • @martinmare6215
      @martinmare6215 7 лет назад +15

      chris reese , im barely listening to them, i cant ignore the awkward size different. conpletely fucking with me. hahah

    • @barrette.lediard4010
      @barrette.lediard4010 7 лет назад +5

      chris reese nah, Joey's just fuckin' huge

    • @TheB00tyWarrior
      @TheB00tyWarrior 5 лет назад +3

      That's some lotr cinematography

    • @2spotmooses
      @2spotmooses 4 года назад +2

      😂🤣 so true!

    • @nikscott6644
      @nikscott6644 4 года назад

      Lmao

  • @spamrobban
    @spamrobban 2 года назад

    9:01 I'm pretty sure I recently heard an interview with Bert where he talked about how he travels mostly on private planes. I think it was either on Steve-O's Wild Ride or on Joey's The Church of What is Happening Now. Success changes things.

  • @2spotmooses
    @2spotmooses 3 года назад +1

    Best comment I ever read on youtube...."joey looks like a giant talking to a little boy"... so true on this one✌

  • @Okayand33
    @Okayand33 7 лет назад +6

    1:49:00 Bert's in his head saying
    "How much n bombs is he gonna drop?"
    "Are we gonna have to edit this out?"

  • @xxxtentacionscellmate3144
    @xxxtentacionscellmate3144 2 месяца назад

    Love u Joey I could listen to ur dope ass stories all day

  • @conti2000
    @conti2000 2 года назад +11

    Joey has some crazy stories to tell, but the thing that impresses me the most, is the fact that he exactly remembers the month/year of the incident. I have been through a couple of unbelievable stories myself, but have a hard time, defining even the year (I‘m 57)! 😂

  • @Cweets
    @Cweets 3 года назад +2

    The ONLY person that Bert can just listen to😂😂

  • @cue1806
    @cue1806 2 года назад +3

    Uncle Joey please please come to London!! Id love to share my Jersey/NY stories with you over an edible

  • @hixyhicks
    @hixyhicks 6 лет назад

    Love Joey he is straight and honest.If we were all like him the world would be a better place.

  • @jogurtburek979
    @jogurtburek979 7 лет назад +139

    Joe Diaz leg is the same size as Bert

  • @captaintreepig993
    @captaintreepig993 2 года назад

    I grew up with the same background as Joey but moved away when I grew up. Listening to Joey always takes me back to my childhood.

  • @moep.8578
    @moep.8578 5 лет назад +2

    8AM just got into work..starting the day of right with heart
    balls and a lil uncle Joey In the morning

    • @moep.8578
      @moep.8578 2 года назад +1

      Almost 4 years.. and 2 likes 👍.. y’all should be ashamed..

  • @rickyeska1
    @rickyeska1 7 лет назад +2

    BERT I love you man keep it up!!!!

  • @redtrooper7622
    @redtrooper7622 7 лет назад +19

    Yo Bert, for SURE don't interrupt Joey Diaz when he's telling a story to bail you out of that awkward dead air at 1:45:00

    • @colonelspicymustard
      @colonelspicymustard 5 лет назад +1

      Redtrooper haha diaz- can hold his own 100% of the time in any social interaction, bert- can make any situation awkward

    • @KillerKolt44
      @KillerKolt44 3 года назад

      Yeah he choked

  • @KidHueey
    @KidHueey 2 года назад

    A lot of people haven’t don’t cocaine in this chat, but this is the definition of giving your friend a bump for the first time. Bert hasn’t shut up the past 25 fck minutes about literally nothing, Joey is giving him a dead blank stare breathing through his mouth … I kind of feel like I’m there cutting up the next line ahhzzzzzzzzz 🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @KidHueey
      @KidHueey 2 года назад

      Let me add to that, I’m an hour in bert: 65794 words Diaz ; yaagggg bro

  • @dirtyd1886
    @dirtyd1886 7 лет назад +55

    is that vin diesel coming out of joeys knee??

  • @tkcaapi2876
    @tkcaapi2876 7 лет назад +1

    "..do you know how many people are still at an airport waitin for me?.."😂

    • @chunk2689
      @chunk2689 7 лет назад

      Cat 5 Suspension look

  • @TrapDaily
    @TrapDaily 7 лет назад +20

    here for Jooeeeyy

  • @GroundbreakGames
    @GroundbreakGames 2 года назад

    “And in walks my cousin, he’s a cop, but he’s in someone’s pocket, it was these Cubans” bro I’m over here crying 😂😂Lol

  • @dirtyd1886
    @dirtyd1886 7 лет назад +169

    joeys seat looks uncomfortable af

    • @pourinup
      @pourinup 7 лет назад +15

      Big Jim Johnson feel bad for the seat

    • @Zach-Fetters
      @Zach-Fetters 7 лет назад +12

      Steve Adams maybe it's just the way he's sitting on it, you think Bert would give up the couch to his guests and take the solitary chair especially with guys who are big like joey

    • @brandonwicker7579
      @brandonwicker7579 7 лет назад +4

      zachf fuck that. His house his couch

    • @gbcinthebackoftheclub1366
      @gbcinthebackoftheclub1366 6 лет назад +14

      Brandon Wicker lmao you are a shitty humen being

    • @hannabis80
      @hannabis80 6 лет назад +7

      You know he farted in that chair

  • @gator4458
    @gator4458 5 лет назад +1

    Bert: "I think someone's breaking into my house!"
    Joey: "from where lee?"

  • @pittsburgh4life83
    @pittsburgh4life83 7 лет назад +14

    This is fucking gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @powerglydeKlyde1120
    @powerglydeKlyde1120 5 лет назад +1

    Bert's one pilot check is more then most ppl around me make in a year. blessed big guy. good for you.

    • @ericbodden7868
      @ericbodden7868 5 лет назад

      Boggin Deep how much are we talking about?

  • @vontgarcia95
    @vontgarcia95 4 года назад +7

    Bert has such a warm look to him. Very welcoming feeling

  • @garrettgriffin3877
    @garrettgriffin3877 2 года назад

    I was pretty stoned and I thought Joey was wearing cowboy boots at 1:07:54. Lmao

  • @nathanquick9690
    @nathanquick9690 4 года назад +18

    2:47:55 I love this moment 😂

  • @ryanjefferies2788
    @ryanjefferies2788 2 года назад +2

    "They thought it was me, but they really couldn't pinpoint where I was...it was me. And it was a lot of jewelry, and a lot of blow"
    Joey is the best guess ever.

  • @capecasey3670
    @capecasey3670 5 лет назад +3

    Awesome upload and I definitely can relate. Delivering pizza for 21 years half my life and I love it.. Nothing better than people handing me money hand over fist. That’s the secret. Everyone loves pizza! They call, I take there order and in 30 minutes everyone’s happy. The night ends I got bunch of cash doesn’t get better. That’s my American dream. Thanks Bert!

  • @joshprasad187
    @joshprasad187 3 года назад +1

    1:37:29 Uncle Joey assed out 🤣🤣

    • @thomasvanacore6464
      @thomasvanacore6464 3 года назад

      I was at the 8 minute mark, saw this and fast forwarded. That was hilarious.

  • @Ndk_-oy3jh
    @Ndk_-oy3jh 7 лет назад +9

    i want to see joey having 5000 stars and rant all day every day

  • @williamgillespie9482
    @williamgillespie9482 2 года назад

    Brilliant story teller I could go to sleep listening to joey Diaz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @vince24sgo
    @vince24sgo 7 лет назад +4

    I remember when my father saved up for months to afford a Tigers v Orioles game back in 1996. To hear Joey talk about how cheap games were back then... hurts me, because if I want to take my wife and kids to a game nowadays.. even in the nosebleeds.. it costs HUNDREDS

  • @adamoreilly9250
    @adamoreilly9250 7 лет назад +1

    Epic pomcast! CoCo's a savage! Much love from Ireland

  • @x4x665
    @x4x665 2 года назад +52

    Bert literally looks like he is listening to his uncle Joey lol

  • @jasonchaves8828
    @jasonchaves8828 7 лет назад

    Bert best podcast yet. Topnotch Machine!

  • @ICOFRITE
    @ICOFRITE 7 лет назад +7

    Hey Bert. Surely a couple of mic stands are in the budget?

  • @tylerwells614
    @tylerwells614 7 лет назад +1

    You're the man Bert!

  • @Rex_Colt
    @Rex_Colt 7 лет назад +19

    Powerful Lee Syatt with the quick upload!

    • @ryanexsus
      @ryanexsus 7 лет назад +4

      Bert edits and uploads his own stuff. He talked about getting a producer/editor but I don't think he's hired anybody yet.

  • @gabrielborboa7872
    @gabrielborboa7872 2 года назад

    What I needed on this Friday Nov 12

  • @efrainsanchez3646
    @efrainsanchez3646 2 года назад +16

    Crazy I didn't think Joey was that much bigger than Bert lol Bert's legs look like tooth picks compared to joeys legs lol

    • @dfc666
      @dfc666 2 года назад

      Ikr

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 2 года назад

      Bert is barely over two bills. He's surrounded by small dudes and stacked beast HGH Joe (his own verbatim account): Bert is just an average chub daddy

    • @Justcarlosdiaz
      @Justcarlosdiaz 2 года назад +1

      Right? Wtf, how tall is Bert?? He looks like he's 5'6 in this video

  • @trevorsteelmon5262
    @trevorsteelmon5262 2 года назад

    by the way you both deserve an easy thirty for a show. you are respected and way more than ur worth.. hero!

  • @johnrolands3319
    @johnrolands3319 7 лет назад +433

    there's a bald mans head coming out of joeys pant leg

    • @Gekokujo76
      @Gekokujo76 7 лет назад +24

      A little powder to take the shine off of it.....Im not asking for much here.

    • @jodecisanchez8785
      @jodecisanchez8785 7 лет назад +131

      It's Lee Syatt

    • @SmokeymcJoint420
      @SmokeymcJoint420 7 лет назад +14

      Uncle Joey is a big boy, LIKE A DOCTAH!

    • @MANC2311
      @MANC2311 7 лет назад +2

      Dust Bunny undert the table Part Deux

    • @420henry4
      @420henry4 7 лет назад +3

      damn you thats all i can see now haha

  • @jamiedavis7921
    @jamiedavis7921 7 лет назад

    Ayyy Tom and Dan! He’s not lying!

  • @ambitionx1639
    @ambitionx1639 7 лет назад +15

    Danny needs to put Joey Diaz in a music video