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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2017
- Comedians Ari Shaffir, Big Jay Oakerson, & Tony Hinchcliffe stop by the Mancave to talk about Ari’s New Netflix Special DOUBLE NEGATIVE streaming NOW on Netflix, we get drunk, we smoke, I explain to Ari the “Ari vs. LeeAnn Instagram Comment Feud”, and we play game where we say how much money we are getting paid, playing the same venue.
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I pictured Tony being really small and sitting on the edge of that Styrofoam cup next to the camera the whole time
I was very high
Alex Smith I'm so high at the 38 min mark I was like where the fuck did that cup come from
Ganj Enzed fuck dude I only noticed it after reading these comments
thanks man
Alex Smith LOL.......
Ganj Enzed lol
Tony Hinchcliffe in this video is how I carry myself in daily life. Sitting in frame, consistently doing drugs, laughing, and occasionally adding a tag line. I don't think I've ever related harder to anything.
Sara Marie Wheeler damn. You’re not wrong
you never wanna be the tony hincbcliffe in any scenario
He’s mostly smoking cigs and biting his nails. He’s such a beta lolol
I took me almost 2h to aknowledge that cup
1 hour 40 here
What cup?
Edit: I was 3 hours in and just saw this when I posted
IT'S MY CUP
did you see tony give the chicken the mic at 10:53
Now thats all i see ..
"Are you smoking 100s?"
"They're Ultra Lights"
noooooooooooooooooo lmfao
If I could watch 4 comedians just shoot the shit every working hour of my day, I'd be a happier person. What a great podcast.
4 guys, 1 Cup
You win sir!
4 guys one wife of the party
This aged badly after Ari drugging Bert.
Hooked On Chronics who’s the balding Jew. I get ari is skinny Jew. Tony is lesbian and Bert is machine. As far as I know. Big jay is neither Jewish nor balding. Lol
No one laughs more or harder at Bert than Bert.
“I wanna be that comic that other comics have stories about” that will never happen
@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 Except he does have tons
This has to be nearly the best podcast I've ever heard/seen. I've also started watching Kill Tony, and this is exactly what I want to see. Three incredibly naturally funny people chatting, and Tony chiming in periodically. :)
I love the fact that a white styrofoam cup occupies the more screen space than any single person.
This is a great lineup of comedians.Thanks man.
Bert: I love you guys..
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Everyone: Oh yeah love you too bert.
Bert's laugh could kill a horse if it got one pitch higher...
Ari's wrestling joke was so up Tony's alley a real writer's joke
why wont they let the lesbian talk.
Bahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha slapping knee bahahahahahahahahahhahahahahha noice
Bert talks to much. Sad he can't see he's stupid and no one likes him. Dude! You got to wake up.
Ari and Tommy Buns went deep on the wifes of the party.
@@dandaily1145 damn nigga
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌🤣🤣🤣
Cuba Gooding Jr..... @2:57:50
I scrolled all the way through the boring ass comments hoping somebody would confirm this for me, so I'm adding another boring ass comment to thank you.
So, thank you.
after listening to it a million times, if you raise the volume enough,yeah thats sucks dudelol
Nic George thanks bro lmao 10 minutes in the comments and I found out who :) cheers
Oh shit I posted this answer too! Seeing I wasn't the only one who thought so makes me more confident in our answer.
Yup! That's the name I heard too. I scrolled through the comments for the sole purpose of seeing if anyone else had heard the same thing....Dang, I wonder how that guy is doing today? Could you imagine having to re-live that moment every time you saw Cuba Gooding Jr's face on TV? walking in and seeing his black shiny ass while he's bumping bellies with the woman you love most in this world. I guess that's what Cuba Gooding Jr really meant when he said "SHOW ME THE MOOOOONEY!!"
Tony: Yeah that reminds me of a t-
Jay: OH MY GOD THIS ONE TIME AT...
1:57:15 "I uh, I think about Neal Brennan every time I start having fun"
- Bert
Needs more styrofoam cup.
I gotta have more styrofoam cup.
Always looking forward too more!!! Good too see you back!!!! Huge fan bro👊
Love this episode. Handful of my favorites right here.
I know this is from 6 years ago, but that styrofoam cup blocking Tony's frame is funny
Bert, I am proud of you for this one.
Ari dosed half the people on this podcast
It's only this video that won't play smoothly.. I need to know how much you guys made 😆😂
tony seems like the type of guy to light something on fire and then lie about it
The people who do this kind of shit are the ones you never suspect of, that's how they operate, don't open your mouth about stuff you clearly don't know for sure
He lit that joint about 5 times and held onto it for an hour so there's that
Nobody comes up with that unless they did it themselves 😂😂
Berts line when ari comes back from pissing: "he comes back with a foreskin" is one of the best jew lines ive heard in awhile and it was almost completely glazed over
Ari had the last laugh. Zing! You sly dog ! Have fun with the wife of the party!
Whoa look at that giant styrofoam cup sitting next to Tony
What a travel from here. Interesting to go back and watch again.
2:34:56 time stamp when they say the fucking numbers :D to spare you :)
goddamn zordan thank you 😆
Big Jay's breathing the whole time 😂
So are the others, you, me, everything really
You've been killing it with the podcasts Bert. Keep it up!
I love it that they're just talking having a good time and a chicken comes in and no one even bats an eye.
Timestamp
10:42 random chicken casually walks up
I've watched this 2 times in the past few years and i just started my 3rd and I never noticed that Tony pauses and wants a few words from a random chicken that walks in the room.
never thought i'd say this but i think tony is most grounded person out of this group
Hence why he is also the least funny.
tony is the worst
Agreed. His standup is the best of the 4 imo. maybe bert is better. but i cant stand comedians who do crowd work alot, like big jay
big jay has no material. has zero funny. total hack
Grounded? Dude just got married and put a dog in his house because his wife wanted. Pussy whipped. Gone. Ari still number 1 in regards to being a "free man" and his podcast is awesome, not all the time is serious deep subjects but then comes these little moments that really make you open your mind a little more. Tony improvising is #1 though.
A lot of fun and it took me six hours of listening and stopping for breaks to make it about two hours in. I think its great that almost immediately after talking about how polite everyone is about not talking over each other the luggage kerfuffle ensues.
Everybody's riffing on the cup. I liked the chicken cameo @10:40.
the cup, lol..
Tony looks exactly like my lesbian housemate
5 min in and it's already gold.
Hahaha all these comments about the cup and I was tryna find it on the table 😂
I can relate to the tony guy who gets cutoff so much. It gets in your head..
Tony: "You're gonna ride motorcycles in Vietnam?"
Me: He's conscious! Thought he might've slipped into a coma for a while there.
WATCHING TONY TRYING TO GET COMFORTABLE IS HILARIOUS
tony joins this podcast at 14:45 with a question "you thought that will smith is trying to fuck you?" buahaha
2:30:34 and sometimes he spikes your drink with molly
Sometimes he’s gonna say Kobe deserved it
Ok Bert, i see you with the Styrofoam cup. Bertcast #244 special guest is Mr.Promethazine w/codeine himself
assew weasa underrated comment
Going back to watch some of my favorite episodes of Bertcast and he really does say "Nightmere" 1:47 ...
I love this episode so much!
Bert Kreischer's career is summed up by his story of Will Smith just liking him. He is an unbelievably lovable guy. Damn near impossible to hate him and I imagine it's even harder in real life. Even the russian mobs immediate love of him is a big part of why he is famous.
dont even know what to say to this
Justin Land that Russian mob story is so not true. Like how the fuck can he rob his entire class and get away with it. I like hearing this story up until this part
It doesn't have to be true to have the ring of truth about it. My main point is that he is lovable. He has a natural, fun innocence about him. I honestly never thought about whether it was true or not, has no impact on my appreciation of the story. Pinocchio isn't *true* but it touches on many truths, if you know what I mean.
theplourde look it up. The people that were in his class commented on the story and said it was entirely true when it first came out.
he reuses the will smith and russian mob story in almost every podcast, talk show, and standup he's in but you still gotta love the guy
That Bernie Mac set was my guess! Legendary!
I'm 47 minutes in, and so far one of the best things about this podcast, other than the hilarious stories and comedians, is that Tony has barely said a thing. Knows his place.
John Warring yea he’s a true beta. Plus he’s too busy biting his nails and lighting up American spirit cigs 😂😂
this is probably one of the best episodes out of any podcast out there
Tonys joke about the memory eraser is pretty underrated
No, it got exactly the amount of confirmation it was deserved.
Holy shit i laughed SO hard at that!
that guys timing is priceless, he knows when to be quiet too, which is a great skill.
never seen him before, that ONE joke makes me want to see more of him.
@@stevehunt914 knows when to be quiet? You mean the whole podcast lol
This should be a good ep. Gonna watch it tomorrow when I pick up a bag.
3rd podcast where I noticed Tony is the one to spark up the joints and start the rotation lol.
Jason "Vanilla Thunder" Williams lolllll
Big Jay is truly a gift we do not deserve.
Big Jay is the funniest
Everything Bert says starts with "I....."
haha duh they're all narcissists. they all do that and if they're not doing it its just to make you happy so he can do it again asap
Man this is great!
tony hinchcliffe is a master at not saying anything and being lowkey
Hes the funniest one out of all of em, to me. Insanely talented writer.
Azreal nice way to give a guy who couldn't add to the POD an excuse. Big Jay is way faster than him. People calling him a genius and saying he is amazing for sitting back and not saying shit?? What the fuck are you people talking about. He's a funny guy but people are on his dick way to much. Literally gave him an excuse for not adding to the conversation
Because he is trying to hide the fact that he is gay
his jokes in the roasts on Comedy Central, his standup....you want specific jokes? Go see him live, like I did and youll understand.
Jerome Nowak he literally had the worst rated Netflix special of all time..... he couldn't say shit during this POD because "he's a genius and introvert... Doesn't speak because he is to quick, funny, or to smart" yet Big Jay is funnier and WAYYYY FASTER than him
TIL one Bert Kreischer is worth three Tony Hinchcliffes (monetarily)
And in weight
May be the largest styrofoam cup I've ever seen...
That’s how he drinks his kool-aide
Thanks for the upload bro! Love your podcast! I just started following you and looking into you after the "end of the world" podcast; (I'm a big fan of burr, rogan, and Stanhope); where I found you to be extremely funny and so dang relatable. Keep doing what you're doing brother!
This has got to be the best cast of characters, Hollywood please make this movie..!!!
Big jays hilarious if his podcast and material weren’t so dark, he’d be more famous then most of these guys. That being said, DONT CHANGE ANYTHING
Its hard to break out and be famous with dark material, only a few have done it. Louis CK and Carlin come to mind, but yeah it is rare
This podcast is the reason I watched nick cannon’s special 😂😂😂 fucking hilarious telling by Jay
Super funny guy's love the content!
enjoyed it, thx
Boy I tell ya, there is absolutely nothing more interesting than comedians talking about comedy. What a great episode.
2:58:02 Almost positive the actor is Cuba Gooding, JR. but I'd love to hear suggestions
Thomas Norman that's what I got too. I can't really read lips though.
Good job! 💯
55:40 Bert brings up Tracy Morgan AGAIN!!!! HAHA HE EVEN ADMITS TO BEING OBSESSED WITH HIM HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHHA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHHA
Bert's life-changing set and his career choice in college. Also how to pitch a pilot as taught by Will Smith and headcount notes for comedians.
mate you should sell out easy in Aus looking forward to it
Awesome! Already listened to this podcast twice. Didn't think the video version was gonna come. Jay has amazing stories.
great episode! feat. big ol white cup
Bert, to Ari " Do not go see her by yourself!" I fucking died.
Can someone timestamp the Tracy Morgan, Kurt metzger story? Can’t find it
Payam Barghi 24:59
Tony really just be sitting there awkwardly like he's Big Jay's teenage stepson
I just watched 3 hours and still want more. We’re so lucky they give us this shit for free
i love being able to come from Rogan's podcast of nothing but serious/controversial topics to Berts cast where its nothing but laughs and memories.
Benny Munoz I’ve seen you comment this like 9 times in the last hour. They all like him wtf are you saying? They’ve all been friends for more than a decade (besides Tony)
@@ryanb2843 Dude no time to be fighting. I'm trying to understand why?
@@ryanb2843 if you can't see it ? When you do it's going to blow you'r mind. I've watched all JRE more then once. But, i noticed it. I never noticed before.
What if Tony's mic was just turned off the whole time
YES YES YES dream podcast. The best comics around today
Minus Bert and his subtle bragging amd name drops oh and obnoxiously fake laugh.
Little Tony sitting on that cup!
I love Tony’s laugh 😆
How many of the "after a set someone pulled me aside and told me I'm never going to have to worry about working ever again" stories does Bert Kreischer have?
3:00:24 is the actual quote, if you actually listen to people stuff will start making a lot more sense.
Is anyone else distracted by how many times big jay flicks his cigarette?
Gets so good when they start talking about poetry
brilliant podcast
took me a few nites to see it all
but for that dam white cup on the lower right !
Jay says "black" more than anyone I've ever met.
Bert "Let me interrupt your interesting story with my boring story" Kreischer
Thats real
LockSteady 😂😂😂😂Facts ..
LockSteady lol why you watching his podcast then?
Bert starts almost every sentence with "i______..."
Bert's a king
Y'all crazy! I love y'all!
This was great
They finally say how much they each made for the gig at 2:34:54
Thank Christ.
This dragged on for so long 😂
Fat Acrobat people actually watch Berta show that long? I love Bert. I give him a chance each time.
Tony sunk down in his chair for the rest of the podcast lol I feel so bad for him.
@@seanjoe0104 Tony is lucky to be able to barely draft in the coat tails of his friends
Been waiting bert. Keep em comin
Already got my Perth tickets
Tony looking like that Wal-Mart yodeling kid.
Bert-“So ari tell us the earthquake story”
Ari- goes to start talking
Bert-“oh and let me tell you earthquake is the reason blah blah”
Lol Jesus Bert let him tell the story
fr he interupted that story like 3 different times edit more like 5
Big Jay "regurgitate" Oakerson
Bert "Tracy Morgan" Kreischer
Tony " " Hinchcliffe
Ari "Yeah" Shaffir
Mark "this isn't Rogan" Mogren
@Hooked On Chronics hooked on "and smoked all the" chronics
@Hooked On Chronics nothing i smoke has seeds you must be talking about Sum Yung Guy
ok im at 1hour and 21 minutes do we ever hear ari's story about the hurricane . never mind LOL . much love from hamilton ontario canada
😂Ari's laugh makes me laugh idk why