Absolutely and the reason you quote this line is because it's the first one that reaches out and grabs you and it's also the only one you can remember because he does so many random funny ass lines that you can't keep track of them past this one LOL I almost commented it myself
Dave made ridiculous residuals from his TV show, which comedy central aired like 6 hours a night for ten years. He is worth more than Segura and Bert put together (not exaggerating). He lives his life in NYC playing the clubs there and is a very private person. No one should feel bad for him for not being social media or youtube famous. Dude is a legend.
@@brutalbasspro You would be surprised. He was in on the ground floor of 90's comedy central money. He most definitely is worth much more than Segura. Syndication Television in the 90's was bananas. The deals they wrote were with the idea that TV would last forever.
Dave Attell is a national treasure. God Damn this dudes funny, on or off stage. JRE needs to get him back asap. He needs to be more famous than he already is man.
TRAV yeah I've heard a few comics like Stanhope etc talk about Attell and say hes super self critical and thinks he's not funny yet every comic tries to get to his level
Sam YI Dave needs to get an agent. How tf has he not been to Australia or England?? He's a fucking legend and kills all these younger generation comics.
Anyone remember Insomniac? Attells comedy central show. Anyway, some comics will only attain a certain level of fame no matter how funny they are. Dave has very little acting ambition, he has a very dirty act, hes not active on social media, hes over 50, while any one of those things may not mean much individually, taken all together it's not surprising that he's not as popular as many lesser comics.
harvey grass hey man, Joe has chickens so he needs chickens too! Let's just gloss over the fact he thought it was a good idea to have his studio feet away from his chicken coup.
Holy shit. Just laughed so violently at this I started doing that thing where you're seemingly choking on air and being able to breathe becomes a legitimate concern for a few seconds.
If you ever wanted to choke a chicken, listen to this podcast, lol. Love you Bert! I started watching comedy at a young age, falling asleep to "Insomniac" in the living room at 1AM when my parents let me. Listening to Attell talk shop and(softly) roast you two has been so satisfying! Please have him on again if you haven't! The "At least blink when you say it" is honestly the hardest I've laughed at a podcast in a while, an absolute murderer.
Dave Attell: "I wouldn't say I'm a great comic." Wrong. I've been a fan of Dave since he started (had hair). He's the best stand up of all time IMO. You can tell why. He's naturally funny as hell with a quick wit without being annoying in the slightest.
Atell is the funniest person in conversation probably ever. I've seen multiple clips of him with other really funny comics in a conversational setting and he just destroys them. Like here, he gets all of them laughing their asses off. He's so much funnier then everyone else in any room.
@@michaelwtapp Tom and Burnt Krueger are both emulating Louie’s style of say something utterly awful and have you laughing by the end. They both have said they used that as their main source of inspiration
Absolutely right, Bert...Bill and Atell are two guys that have me in tears every time. So many good comedians out there (yourself and Segura included)...but Atell, Burr, O'Niel...absolute legends.
dave attell was my first celebrity run in ever in my life. I was waiting in line to go to the comedy cellar and he came up to me and said "hey buddy, let me see your light" bc i was smoking. I said yes sir and then he made me laugh for the first ten minutes and i told everyone me and dave are bffs moving forward. :)
Couldnt get enough. I could listen to dave talk about comedy for hours. I listened to his wtf with maron, and cant believe how much more giving he is here talking to burt and tom.
Only Dave could pull off something like randomly drinking in a strange city with strange people and make it interested. I wish he could do that Insomniac series again.
I always feel vindicated for my love of Attell when he is around other comics and they show such love and respect for him. I've been a fan of his for a long time and was always surprised he wasn't a bigger name. So funny. So smart. So fearless.
I remember doing security for a company and we were in vehicles that we were patroling in. We had Sirius XM on there and I remember spending nights on the comedy channel listening to bits by especially Dave Attell and it was so fucking funny. Ive been hooked on american Stand up comedians every since
I caught that Attell/Black/Hedberg tour in New Orleans. I remember holding back a puke sessions - those Bourbon Street daiquiris don't play - until the intermission so I wouldn't miss a joke. And you're right about "Skanks", Kreisher - a seminal set, and my initiation to Dave Attell. Not that I didn't watch the shit out of "Insomniac"...
Saw Dave in person last night in Tacoma. He was a Legend. Makes ya just want to hear more from him. Here I am watching a 4 year old Pod. Great trio here. Saw Tom in Seattle few months back. My favs.
Dave Attell truly is my favorite comedian of all time. I still seek out his genius. Wish he had more albums. He's so goddamn fucking funny and sharp I wish every person on earth knew who he is. Legit G.O.A.T. to me.
At least blink when you say it. Dave is one of the best of all time
Recognized some psychopathy in Tom!🤣🤣
Absolutely and the reason you quote this line is because it's the first one that reaches out and grabs you and it's also the only one you can remember because he does so many random funny ass lines that you can't keep track of them past this one LOL I almost commented it myself
HE IS the best of all time
I died at that line
Stanhope rates him as one of the best. I think he's THE comedians comedian.
Attell is steam rolling. Dropping wisdom and insults without slowing to breath.
@Friendly Neighborhood Rottweiler “I can’t breath” - Foreman Mayweather
I'm pretty sure it's breathe...
Sorry
*BREATHE.
This should be called "Dave Attell does a private show for Tom Segura and ME"
brbenedi:
Pretty fucking much
Dave Attell is the 5/12/1974 Playing the in Band of stand up comedians
Lol at the playing in the band reference
It should be called chicken in the background
Lol
Dave made ridiculous residuals from his TV show, which comedy central aired like 6 hours a night for ten years. He is worth more than Segura and Bert put together (not exaggerating). He lives his life in NYC playing the clubs there and is a very private person. No one should feel bad for him for not being social media or youtube famous. Dude is a legend.
wow i didnt know that.. i assumed he was over looked and didnt make alot of money
Hes definitely not hurting, but he's not worth more than Tom Segura.
@@brutalbasspro You would be surprised. He was in on the ground floor of 90's comedy central money. He most definitely is worth much more than Segura. Syndication Television in the 90's was bananas. The deals they wrote were with the idea that TV would last forever.
I don’t feel bad for him I’m glad he’s a hidden treasure that true comedy heads know he is there and doesn’t get exploited
@@stevenburrito7032 Segura is worth 12 and Attell is worth 8. I like Attell better, but it took Attell 30 years to get there and Segura 15.
Dave Attell is a national treasure. God Damn this dudes funny, on or off stage. JRE needs to get him back asap. He needs to be more famous than he already is man.
Sam YI they call him the comic's comic
TRAV yeah I've heard a few comics like Stanhope etc talk about Attell and say hes super self critical and thinks he's not funny yet every comic tries to get to his level
Sam YI Dave needs to get an agent. How tf has he not been to Australia or England?? He's a fucking legend and kills all these younger generation comics.
Saw Dave back in May and it was the best night of my sad life. Been my favourite comedian for over 20 years.
Anyone remember Insomniac? Attells comedy central show. Anyway, some comics will only attain a certain level of fame no matter how funny they are. Dave has very little acting ambition, he has a very dirty act, hes not active on social media, hes over 50, while any one of those things may not mean much individually, taken all together it's not surprising that he's not as popular as many lesser comics.
I'm a vegetarian and I started eating chicken 30 minutes into this podcast.
Hahaha
I'm 30 minutes in and feel no remorse for all of the chickens I've consumed in my life.
Crumb Bum Chicken nuggets Kon Queso
30:37 chicken ends
luv u@@jessicabaker7318
Thought I was hallucinating. Fucking chickens.
Bert totally missed the opportunity to brand this the #CockBlockCast for all the chicken noises I can hear over Dave.
"It's called Twitcher"
When your dad tries to sound "hip"
Well at least he takes an interest.
Twitcher is someone on twitch. Probably going that direction.
Michael J. Fox Comedy is called Twitcher.
Most boomerous quote from him hands down
I miss "Insomnia w/ Dave attell" playing allnight long on Comedy central
Fret Millen *insomniac. A great show.
I can hear the theme song playing in my head
They're on youtube
I just ordered the best of Insomniac uncensored last week lol. Watched the first volume already. I really missed that show.
The beginning of the end for me. those shows turned me into a late night laugh junky.!!!
Dust bunny under the table is killing me
lol way to drag me into that. Didn't notice it, now i cant go back..
Bloody Decks i read your comment at 5 min in, I hope you get fisted. Thats all i see now
Dr. Bin Johnson heh every bertcast from now on you will think of fisting me! I'm in your head now forever. Embrace it dr BJ
Fuck I read this 40 seconds in
Bloody Decks fuck I know what you mean bro. I just wanna take a fat shit on berts coffee table to distract everyone from it
watching Bert get trolled by his chickens in front of his hero. Priceless.
Bert Kreischer Please Cook That Chicken.
Tom looks like he is taking a Thanksgiving dad nap through most of this
before he got fit
Tim listens to people talk.
Is he the one doing all the heavy dad breathing into the mic?
Attell is the funniest man alive. You could actually put together a whole comedy album with just him talking on different podcasts and interviews.
maybe next time you have a great comedian over get more farm animals.
harvey grass Lmfao right. Only thing this Podcast needed was more cowbells.
Thaha haha
no shit, that was driving me nuts
harvey grass hey man, Joe has chickens so he needs chickens too! Let's just gloss over the fact he thought it was a good idea to have his studio feet away from his chicken coup.
Holy shit. Just laughed so violently at this I started doing that thing where you're seemingly choking on air and being able to breathe becomes a legitimate concern for a few seconds.
If you ever wanted to choke a chicken, listen to this podcast, lol.
Love you Bert!
I started watching comedy at a young age, falling asleep to "Insomniac" in the living room at 1AM when my parents let me.
Listening to Attell talk shop and(softly) roast you two has been so satisfying! Please have him on again if you haven't!
The "At least blink when you say it" is honestly the hardest I've laughed at a podcast in a while, an absolute murderer.
Dave Attell: "I wouldn't say I'm a great comic."
Wrong.
I've been a fan of Dave since he started (had hair). He's the best stand up of all time IMO. You can tell why. He's naturally funny as hell with a quick wit without being annoying in the slightest.
"3 Confederate Generals" LMFAO, fuckin Dave😂
Atell is the funniest person in conversation probably ever. I've seen multiple clips of him with other really funny comics in a conversational setting and he just destroys them. Like here, he gets all of them laughing their asses off. He's so much funnier then everyone else in any room.
"Cool, at least blink when you say it" set the tone for Attell's performance
I haven't smoked in over 5 years, and watching Dave light one up every few minutes is killing me....
I have about 2 and a half years without them and not going to lie he made me want one haha.
Me too! I quit about two years ago and Dave had me fantasizing about buying a pack.
Cuz your WEAK
Dude, I literally tried to quit today cold turkey and had the same reaction when I saw him light up. Now I don’t know if I’ll make it through the day.
12 years, and I think about it everyday, but it’s been a while since I’ve seen a smoker for such a long period of time.
"at least blink when you say it" lmao
If only Tom was on time for the sound check.
I like how Attell is ripping on both Tom and Bert's style right front of them xD.
I think Tom takes after Louie more than Attell
@@michaelwtapp Tom and Burnt Krueger are both emulating Louie’s style of say something utterly awful and have you laughing by the end. They both have said they used that as their main source of inspiration
What time in video do they??
@@jrrojas1331 What time in the video do they what?
When Attell rips on them?
You didnt watch it?
Attell should have his own Podcast, funniest man alive
Also possibly the laziest comic alive. Still waiting on one but don't see it happening.
@@chaykuh laziest? Dude is constantly working on stuff.
@@mothercusser9882constantly still working everyday on things
That piece of dust under the coffee table really shined in this episode. For real though, I love me some Dave Attell.
Totally watched the dust as well!
Absolutely right, Bert...Bill and Atell are two guys that have me in tears every time. So many good comedians out there (yourself and Segura included)...but Atell, Burr, O'Niel...absolute legends.
3 of the funniest people alive in the same room, amazing I love Dave's blunt humor is he is truly one of the greatest of all time!
look at the level of respect they have for attell, it’s refreshing
dave attell was my first celebrity run in ever in my life. I was waiting in line to go to the comedy cellar and he came up to me and said "hey buddy, let me see your light" bc i was smoking. I said yes sir and then he made me laugh for the first ten minutes and i told everyone me and dave are bffs moving forward. :)
Thank you Dave! Always so modest about the huge impact you have on comedy
"Are you ready to start a production company?" As he walks off barefoot to tend to the chicken coop.
"I wouldn't say I'm a great comic" said Dave Attell - literally the funniest person on the face of the earth.
3 confederate generals....classic. Attell is a fucking master.
Killer podcast, BertKreischer.
"This new thing called Twitcher"........ Burnt Chrysler at the forefront of tech news lol
3 Confederate generals....lmao
tommy saw daves terrible posture and said “hold my beer”
Mad respect for Dave, especially coming from Bert and Tom. It’s great to see comics being supportive for each other’s own art.
Dave Attell aka GOAT
Riff Raff - Dave "The Goat" Attell.
You can see how Tom and Bert are just absorbing the greatness of Dave Attell.... He is the funiesht joke writer of all time !!!!!
The Chicken is heckling them. (:
Love these guys. Old podcast but timeless, Dave Attell is the best.
I want to hear Attell's joke about the owl after Bert's big build-up, damn.
He says it on a new podcast with Mark Normand I think. It goes "Is it just me, or do owls look like attorneys for parrots?
That chicken is really distracting...
It gives this podcast a very organic funky feel. Burnt needs to build a donkey barn and raise some goats for milk⁉️
That egg the chicken is laying in the background must be HUGE!
Couldnt get enough. I could listen to dave talk about comedy for hours. I listened to his wtf with maron, and cant believe how much more giving he is here talking to burt and tom.
Dave Attell is AMAZING............. love that guy.
Any comedy pod would kill for this lineup,never heard Attell so comfortable on a podcast.
Only Dave could pull off something like randomly drinking in a strange city with strange people and make it interested. I wish he could do that Insomniac series again.
And I know I’m commenting on an old podcast but I respect all things atel Burt and tom. Thanks guys.
I always feel vindicated for my love of Attell when he is around other comics and they show such love and respect for him. I've been a fan of his for a long time and was always surprised he wasn't a bigger name. So funny. So smart. So fearless.
There's a dust bunny swaying back and forth on the bottom of your table Bert.
It's Brett. Brett Chrysler
Now I cant stop watching it.
what have you done.
The name of this podcast should be, "Chocking the Chicken, with Burnt and Ted". 😂
Dave Attel: "Im not one of the greatest comics, but im a good comic"
Dave you fool!
I have not seen Tom show this much emotion in the past 15 years, than I did in this one podcast!
Don't you mean Mrs. Pajetski?
I was spelling her name wrong on purpose. Tom and Mommy Tina say her name wrong on purpose all the time.
It’s because he is a murlderer, both on and off stage.
that god damn chicken!!!!
Even after he closed the door, you can still hear the freaking chickens! LOL
Hilarious
"Pick a lemon and make a wish" - Dave Attell
😂
LOL watching Tom try to keep his frustration in about the Chicken is killin me.
"but I wasn't raised that way..." 😂
Dave Attell is an original all other comics set their standards by. I’ve loved him forever! My life is happier because he is in the world.
I've watched Tom for years, when there is a talker on set, he just throws in little questions, so he never has to participate. #respectthegame
Kick the sandman in his sack and stay up late INSOMNIAC!!! :) One of my favorite all time Comedy Central shows, thanks Dave Attell!!!
The legendary Dave Attell
Atell is huge in every room. Always the funniest.
I remember doing security for a company and we were in vehicles that we were patroling in. We had Sirius XM on there and I remember spending nights on the comedy channel listening to bits by especially Dave Attell and it was so fucking funny. Ive been hooked on american Stand up comedians every since
Dave Atel is the best!! I've seen him so many times n he wrecks every time! this was a great podcast
The way Tom looked at Bert when Dave said, "at least blink when you say it" had me dying
tom and bert are just spectators next to a real comedian like attell
I freaking love just listening to the chickens and the background!
There are levels to comedy- Joe Rogan
. To see the giant difference between Tom , Bert and Artel start at 11:32
Dave Attell, "I'm a good comic not a great comic." Damn he really is that critical of himself. Dave is amazing
I caught that Attell/Black/Hedberg tour in New Orleans. I remember holding back a puke sessions - those Bourbon Street daiquiris don't play - until the intermission so I wouldn't miss a joke. And you're right about "Skanks", Kreisher - a seminal set, and my initiation to Dave Attell. Not that I didn't watch the shit out of "Insomniac"...
This is like coming and watching Bert & Tom build a shrine for their GOAT
Any podcast with Attell is a comedic history lesson. Anyone that doesn't go looking for any of the acts he talks about has no fucking heart.
TTBoyArDee how dare you assume their cardiovascular/pulmonary system.
You heartist!
“Hold on that chicken is saying something to me”
I wish this were longer. It went by too fast. Being Dave back. Hell bring Tom back too!
Even after the chickens stop I can still here it in my head.
omg the chickens
Love when Burnt called it Twitcher
Dave's Stephen Hawking impression was pretty solid
Dave Attell is the funniest comic alive. I've never laughed harder than when I've seen him live.
Twitcher, good shit.
Saw Dave in person last night in Tacoma. He was a Legend. Makes ya just want to hear more from him. Here I am watching a 4 year old Pod. Great trio here. Saw Tom in Seattle few months back. My favs.
Dave did not want Bert telling the owl joke. 🤣🤣🤣
all hail Attell
I must be a die hard Dave fan. I enjoyed him just talking and reminiscing about comedy among "friends"
Never realized how much Dave says "like." Great fuckin podcast, either way!
Big fan.
Thanks fellas!
I was following the comedy scene pretty heavy when Dave started popping up. Always loved his sets, and appearances. Great comic
Skanks for the Memories is the best comedy album ever.
Dave Attell truly is my favorite comedian of all time. I still seek out his genius. Wish he had more albums. He's so goddamn fucking funny and sharp I wish every person on earth knew who he is. Legit G.O.A.T. to me.
Dave is great. So down to earth
Attell holding court
Attell low key dragging story tellers and comics who repeat their material over and over on The Machine’s podcast 😂
WHATS IN THE BAG!!
Dave is still one of my all-time fav comics!
Jesus Christ, Attell just fucking slays
3 of my favorite comedians. Attell my all time favorite. Too bad no albums since Skanks for the Memories.
Dave Attell is amazing. Makes me miss Greg Giraldo for some reason...
Idk why but I always used to confuse the two of them...
Comedy Mount Rushmore: Carlin, Murphy, Chappelle and Attell