Your Mom's House Podcast - Ep. 488 w/ Bert Kreischer
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- Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024
- Woah Mommies, it's a very special week so pull those jeans up. This week we have the fattest working comedian currently alive today. When will he die? The Mommies discuss before Bart's arrival. Plus, did you know it's SHART WEEK!?
Bert Kresicher arrives with all the hate in his big, over-sized heart. There is a debate about who the true Tour Bus Champ really is, plus we see never before seen clips from Brad's NETFLIX special. Do you know what a Mississippi Wet Wipe is? What's the worst smelling part of Brent's body? All these questions are answered, plus some new Sober October plans for the coming festivities.
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One of my favorite things in life is when Tom imitates Bert's voice.
I love you mommy***
Hahaha same, he always nails it
Indeed
@@rathernotsay2878 ls
it sounds exactly the same when doing a down-syndrome impression 🤣
Bert was amazing in Toronto last month! He literally crushed it...dozens killed....
He's so fat that your small child will start orbiting him if you're not careful.
LMAO this comment is amazing man
Of donuts?
That hat!
@@SiavregNhoj I can't believe it haha.
HardRockBert - 300 pounds but carries it like he’s 410
MoveToDestroyDrummer 😂
MoveToDestroyDrummer 😭😭😭
He STRONGLY prefers Caucasian women/people in general only
Sober October 2019 Milking the Men!
MoveToDestroyDrummer best comment ever
Genuinely love how happy Tom seems when Bert is around.
@H & M UH hundred percent
"Hollywood /Algorithm Tactics " aside, I'm convinced the are literally best friends. Not only best friends, but their whole buiness/family dynamics work so well that it wouldn't surprise me if both of their family's almost co-pend/enjoy teaming while they're on tour.
And tbh the Theogate shit goes EVEN that deep. These folks are leagues smarter than the public give them credit for.
Here three years later and Bert is still alive!
His DNA should be studied in all universities 😂😂😂
You haven't heard? He died yesterday. Was on a mechanical bull and had a heart attack flew off the bull and cracked his skull.
@@lloydalexander3738 nah he recovered fine, they thought he was dead until they put him onto an ECG machine and the heart rate monitor spelled out Tito's and soda. They put one to his clammy cold lips and the Mickey Mantle genes kicked in and sealed up the wound as he pounded it.
Unbelievable
Same rewatching it :)
I love that during Tom's shart story she was just sitting there twirling her hair like a woman truly in love.
TheSeventhZombie legit laughed out loud 😂
Came here to see if anyone else noticed this 🤣
The only tour bus that Bert doesn't support is the underground railroad
Benito Mussolini oh shit! lmfao. fucking dying over here
Buses dont use railroad tracks... bit of a stretch.
Kinda like the marks on Bert's skin.
I heard Bent Coastguard only takes food out of his mouth to say the N-word
😂
Bent Coastguard, could be the best one:
best one yet
Lmao
What word? Nachos?
The guy laughing in the background always validates things I find funny.
I Love The guys in the back!🙂❤💯 Their laughter really makes the show feel alive& the laughter always gets me laughing!😁🙌❤
I love it it's like a laugh track
That "guy" is our favorite kinda Jew Nadav 'Blueban' Itzkowitz.
Yeah Nadav is pretty awesome
Who is that laughing in the back
"I was drunk at an airport." Burt's autobiography
Fuck! I guess I gotta come up with a new name for mine!
His Autobiography was literally “I was drunk and I did this, then I said this, then I was like oh no, but then they loved me and we all partied.”
@@BirdOfHermes83by
My phone just got 380 pounds heavier
I laughed too hard at this
Good Shit here 😂
Gunnar B It’s 380 when the camera is zoomed in tight on his fat head. With all them racist thoughts.
Leave him along!! Leave Bertney alone!!!!
aww man come on lolol
For some reason, my dorm internet doesn't seem to have the bandwidth to play this podcast past the 16:44 mark. It's almost as if the file is too heavy and racist to be played. Shame.
Feels bad
🤣
Ya, good one bud
By dorm don't you mean grandma basement. Racist? Really grow a sense of humor
@@mitchellnewman9670 awe
Bert "I've been spitting on my toilet paper for years" Kreischer
Didn't know it was called an Alabama wet nap
Very kind of Bernt to change out of his XXXL Klan robes to do this podcast. Very classy Brett Creisher!
I'm starting to think he's a Nazi Jew.. Burnt cashler
I thought his name was Brent? 🤔
*bruce kersher
What's really sad is that if he did wear Nazi Robes he would smell vastly better. So gross
James Thompson g
I find Bart funny less for his jokes, and more for just who he is as a person. I can’t help but laugh when he’s on.
Bert literally drank the kool-aid
Agreed his personality is a show of its own.
Why did my phone start smelling like burger grease when I started listening to this?
I sniffed my phone when I read this.
Careful if he spills his titos it might ruin your phone
I hear AOC is raging against The Machine.
It’s the obese KKK guy.. he has that effect.
Fert is bat.
Fert is definitely bat...
My thoughts exactly.
The Fertman
Racist is Bart
Ferrrrrrt...?
Get Bobby Lee back on.
Kvast i really like that
Kvast fuck Bobby Lee, we need the Rat King first. Gang gang.
@@jakeybball i dont know if you've been following but it doesn't seem like they're fond of each other
Haris Gul Tom and Theo?
Bobby Lee gets aroused by the name Steve Simeone!
love that burt thinks food is making him fat not the 40 beers a day
With his big ass alcoholic belly, he just drinks til he passes out on the tour bus and then he calls it the most healthy lifestyle he’s ever lived. Hahaha.
@@Cavs191 hahahahhaha so glad people don't all hate him so they can fill us in hahahhaha
The fat jokes will be even funnier when he eats and drinks himself into an early grave. You know it'll happen, his wife and kids know it'll happen, even he knows it will happen. It takes deep-seated self-loathing to live the kind of lifestyle he lives.
@@sat8959 well goddamn
@@sat8959 Nah theres a lot of fat guys who drink beers and make it to old age.
"im cleaner than 98 percent of people". Followed by a million stories about how gross he is.
John Boucher He’s admitted to jumping in his chlorinated pool as an alternative to bathing
@@polybiusnymb6446 .. and his teeth have rotted away to nothing. I would be impressed if he brushes more than once a week
"im cleaner than 98 percent of people" - Doesn't use underwear. Like wtf how did he manage to get a wife
He recently said he’s only taken 2 inside showers so far this year
Roger Wilco you slightly predicted the recent two bears one cave where Beet says he doesnt brush his teeth till mid day and only brushes them once a day 🤣🤣
The soundbooth laughter is genuine and always makes me laugh
Hopefully the floors in the new studio are reinforced.. I can’t imagine the damage Fat Fat Bert could do
Good stuff.
Don't you forget, he's racist too.
Rest in peace odb
Literally one of the first things they said was that they reinforced the floor
Aaron Harris I commented right as it was posted, so so sorry to disappoint you:(
I'm not going to lie Jeans, whenever I see Bert Kreischer on a podcast I always feel second hand hungover.
Saw a recent picture of him with his post alcohol binge bloat. Thought I relapsed.
Bert talking about treats is proof that he's actually a golden retriever.
I love how diverse the humor and energy is in this video, Bert has that undeniable goofball energy, Christina P is quite possibly one of the 2 most real and honest female comedians, and Tom is probably the best comedian in the business at not laughing at his own stuff during a set. Love all you guys, stay healthy and never stop!
Knew I needed some racism in my life today
We need to address the elephant in the room. I mean, Burnt Chrysler.
Lmfao!
Burb Kreeshirt
Jesus look at all the booze laid out in front of Bert KKKreischer at 17:09. I am guessing that will get him through about 10 minutes of the show before Blueban or Josh have to come in to replenish the stock.
He probably goes into withdrawals driving home in LA traffic.
the compassion and friendship they feel and deliver for each other is just amazing .....thanx guys!!
Such a big fan of all 3 of y’all. If I’m having a bad day I watch an episode of this . Just discovered y’all this past year. Christina always makes me smile. Love Tom & Bert. I’m hooked. It’s my great escape from life at times just laughing & watching y’all.
The racism and Tito’s are extra tight today cool guys!
Brian Fortner unfortunately this episode holds back on some of the racism but you MIGHT find a reference here or there
👖
Brian Fortner sounding real low and loose right now my man
Awe he deleted his comments. Super low and loose
Bert: "I'm cleaner than 95% of the population..."
Also Bert: "... touching my balls and, rubing it on my face"
LMAO
Don’t forget bare boot constantly touching if his feet
All these years later and Bert gets gifted Hitler's teacup from Tom…
That was so funny! They are outrageous! 😂😂😂😂
Can we all just agree that Burt is basically Homer Simpson
"I went out of veganism and right into a brisket" - Bert Kreischer
it's definitely "Hoe a man out" and I will die on this hill
I agree thats exactly what it sounds like. Its not like its unreasonable to think he would say that too lol
Have fun rotting on Wrong Hill. It's home here now. Hoe me on out doesn't sound correct even in the slightest
It's "h** me on out".
@@jeffboyd8139 of course it doesn't. That's because it's "Hoe a man out"
@@GUITARTIME2024 dude if you use asterisks youre a panzy. Grow up fruit
YMH going up strong against the JRE this week, listening to both at the same time it's like Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon and The Wizard of Oz but with inter-dimensional alien sharts
Cocaine is a helluva drug
😅😅😅😅😅
Haha yeah not reallly
I mean except for the 3.5 million person difference in followers
Joe Rogan Experience #1255 - Alex Jones Returns!
But I'm staying here.
I was like am I gonna go with the world's most racist comedian or the world's fattest conspiracy Theriot and I was like I'm go with racist Bret krysler lol
Alex gained a lot of weight
He sure did
It's ok. You can watch it later...
I sure will, I like how Joe kind calms him down and centers him and it's fun to see him smoke weed and talk about intergalactic pediphiles because that's what happened last time he was on
Christina: Continually shits on Berts grossness
Also Christina: *Burps loudly into the mic throughout the entire show.*
THIS
Plus farts into a mic
I thought I was comf in my bed settling in for YMH. Then Bert showed up and I was Mein Comf.
That Alexa vid floored me, I love this community.
Bret is looking huge. Must be pushing 1,000lbs by now!
Bart is slowing down my phones frame rate
He fit in your phones frame?
Well the battery is swollen now
I think he slows my metabolism and brain
This deserves more likes. +1
“I have no idea how to lose weight.” - Burnt Krystals
"Dude I've been spitting on toilet paper for yearsss"
Alabama wet wipe
Bert: I don't know how to lose weight!
Also Bert: Drinks 3 beers in the first 30 minutes
Todd and Courtney are so accommodating to Bart's alcoholism and provide him an entire bar for his 1 hour appearance, high and tight
Perfect timing! I was just feeling super inclusive so I'm glad to see they've brought back the world's most racist comedian!
Garth Brooks ; Chris Gaines
Andy Kaufman ; Tony Clifton
Tom Segura ; Robert Paul Champagne
Thank you mommys for only having 3 ads over 2 hours, you are great!
big boo I have 5
What happened to the segment “Tom or Black”?
don't get Bert started on the blacks
@@SocialGore that caught me off guard made me actually laugh
It definitely deserves to be resurrected!!
i BEEN askin this. best segment ever possibly
Just want to say tom you had a tremendous show at Chicago theater and I love this podcast and you married a helluva woman
Tom n Bert need they own podcast together always epic
Good news
59:27 and 1:04:05 if you turn it up full volume you can hear Tom mumble about Theogate
Oh my god hahahahahaha
jk rowling is making me wanna take 10-12 benadryl
The spiders are all gay
Why couldn't we watch Bert meeting Terry exactly?
We need answers. The fact that I didn't get to see my favorite fat, racist comedian meet a cool guy like Terry bums me out more than black people trigger hate in Bert's heart.
Seriously. We need an explanation.
After the Mickey D's pussy pullout, I'd be playing terry clips every podcast.
Shit like that leads to demonetization.
Who is Terry?
The toilet paper convo: Has neither one of them heard of flushable wipes?
Men dont use pussy wipes
TRY IT OUT.
Looooooove your channel! Keep em high and tight and send in some tracks for Tim and Crystal!
How young and innocent we all were back here. How we thought that innocence could be taken so easily. And now, and now we know. It only gets worse. Well, better.
4 years ago? I remember when they discovered RPC and i cant believe its been that long!
when you said Bert got a grill in Atlanta, I was trying to picture him with a gold n' ice BERT across his teeth......lol
I love that the episode number is the same as Bart's weight
Why am I not seeing any comments talking about how the potential best part of the show, Bert meeting Terry, was cut out for fear of flagging when this never seemed to be an issue in the past??
very low and loose
Definitely not something a cool guy would do
I think they are worrying about money due to them actually talking to guests on their opinions and need a sponsor
Tom, Bert, Ari, Joe, Bryan, & Brenden should do a tour together. That shit would make bank.
The genuine love Tommy and berty boy and chris have for each other is fucking heartwarming you guys make my day,,
Thanks
Interesting to see the changes from 3 years ago. 59:35 (somewhere around there) wouldnt fly i dont think in todays ymh😭😂😂
Bert "then i ran into the bathroom and rifled it out" Kreischer
😂😂 best comment yet
I think one of the best features is you can hear the dudes in the back laughing haha
Wow Brent Christnerd. Bless his oversized, clogged up heart!
#1 podcast episode of any #1 podcast, ever.
Push, "....when do you think Bert's gonna die?"
Tom, '3 years." lmfao
I love how the way that the Camera focuses on Mommy Jeans every time she drinks from her water bottle *1:39:20*
Don't Think we haven't noticed your water-battle going on unmentioned
Christine puts it on for the camera. Tim pounds H20 on the low.
You guys had a video of Terry before you even knew he was Terry (randomly watched episode 439).
they mentioned this last week
I love how Christina just pulls up Leann's side of the story. Just to make Bert know he's wrong. I love their friendship lmao
Bort manifesting Fully Loaded at the end and Tom maintaining his stance on avoiding touring with Burt to this day!
Bert genuinely seems sick of the fat jokes.
Marco Hennebury agreed. i also think he doesn’t really care when it’s just his one friend who isn’t too much “thinner” than him poking fun . but then to have christina’s (borderline) too dry comments as a double team it kind of feels mean
He has said he appreciates it in a podcast and that it helped him at least at one point when losing weight
He should lose some weight by not being such an alcoholic then.
I mean I wouldn’t deny everyone’s got to have a breaking point with this sort of thing, but I think there might also be an absolute minor of comedic performance involved knowing it’s funnier with him being a bit hurt and annoyed knowing it’s his friends who’ve brought him on a show to call him fat and racist than it would be to just laugh along the whole way through
Just a couple average Joes talking tour buses and Gucci accessories.
“I didn’t shit my pants, I shit my butt-cheeks” -Bert
Looking to spice up your married life? Give your kids bout 10-12 Benadryl and try all 12 karma sutra positions with your 600 pound husband.
I'm actually quite worried about Bert. He needs a serious wake up call. Get him on Dr. Drew After Dark. Exploit his pain even more
this just happened and it was awesome lol
Three years later and everyone is feeling the same way lol.
Just finished watching the 2017 episode with Joey Diaz then it jumped to this one and wow, your production quality and studio have really gone to the next level, and is so much less cluttered now :)
MINUTE 7:11 THAT BURP!!!! “Oh god” Christina P!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
The unnamed sharter has to be Blueban, I feel like Potter would own it.
My favourite fat racist comedian.
@@Rainersherwood hes a brutal racist. Someone said so sometimes
Whenever Big Bert is on the Pom cast, it legitimately feels like they’re family. ❤️ #bertisfat #tomistourbuschamp
I love Tom's dead eyes while the intro plays.
Alexa is the biggest snitch out there
I'm in France, and I can tell you people here are very happy you got Gérard Depardieu on the pomcast.
There's something wrong with the framing on this episode.. Burnt doesn't fit on my screen wtf??
6:11 made me literally fall off my couch laughing for no real reason at all
I love this trio so much. Always makes me laugh for real. Also, I can honestly say Christina is a stunning woman. She rocks the red lip. She's up there with top 5 ever IMO. Get it giiirl!
omg I agree I'm so obsessed with her it's so weird I am so old school I've been listening to Tom Segura comedy albums for years like only the albums never bothered to check out his online content ever until recently and then it turns out he's married to the hottest girl ever lol she's sooo chingona I love her 😍
31:42 Christina says she grew up in a communist cold war.... She was born in Canada and moved to L.A. LOL
James Garlington all times are hard times for a white girl
Christina stinks. Always forcing a fart out of her mouth.. At least drink some beer during the Podcast so the fart mouths are genuine!
@casey davis21 "Sometimes" pfft she straight up sucks lately. I wish I could just mute her mic
Great point.....!
@@digitalsmithy you could just not watch the show...
59:29 best drop in the history of this show.
Not a big fan of Bart's comedy but I love Tom and Bart together.
Dude just to watch Christine just cover her face is priceless.... Like I can't believe I'm hearing this...lol
1:03:55 😆1:04:05 Twice!! Explanation @ 1:04:01
I keep clicking back and forth on these, I'm crying
16:52 I can’t get over this intro. It’s too damn 😆
Should March be the official Black Face awareness Month??? Seeeing how we just made it thru Feb... which everone knows is black history month, during the shortest month of the year.
P.S. Smollet should hook up with the Try it Out guy.
DespizedICON so do we wear more blackface in March?
Fuck no. Gucci is literally doing blackface minstril T-shirts. Apparently its their subtle black people stop wearing our shit we want to go back white. So messed up. Check out Danny Brown episode.
Left jre alex jones for this!
Me too
Me too
I didnt
Same
That was a mistake
1:23:38 this out of context will fuck somebody up😂 knowing full well it’s Bert and still no fuck is given
Christina is sooooo funny, she’s makes the podcast so watchable! I lover her!
In reality its literally opposite
@@johnsenile1255 i was being sarcastic
@@scotthartwig668 sorry then. Makes more sense