Why You Wouldn't Survive Alcatraz Prison

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @twickzys4522
    @twickzys4522 4 года назад +2055

    Idiots didn’t call Lester when they were about to get caught smh 🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @jrschanel
      @jrschanel 4 года назад +8

      XD

    • @VulKus117
      @VulKus117 4 года назад +149

      They probably just got: “Heeeeeeey it’s Lester, I don’t listen to my messages but I probably listen to yours, do with that as you will.”

    • @danielacraciun9370
      @danielacraciun9370 4 года назад +3

      @@VulKus117 yuuuuup

    • @truem3g464
      @truem3g464 4 года назад +10

      GTA reference I love it 😂😂

    • @theinkynightmare4140
      @theinkynightmare4140 4 года назад +1

      True...

  • @nahjit7972
    @nahjit7972 4 года назад +4784

    Next video: *"How The Infographics Show never runs out of video ideas"*

    • @gurdevsingh5637
      @gurdevsingh5637 4 года назад +95

      Seriously this video has to be made.

    • @freetayk3258
      @freetayk3258 4 года назад +7

      😂 👌

    • @av28379
      @av28379 4 года назад +29

      Thats why they're great

    • @akku2171
      @akku2171 4 года назад +6

      Aqua nice profile picture where is it from

    • @knightingray5069
      @knightingray5069 4 года назад +7

      NahJit I thought we had the same profile pic at first

  • @tszyanman5851
    @tszyanman5851 4 года назад +2510

    Alcatraz: Is a torture and has a restricted and undeviating routine
    School: That's plagiarism

    • @ky9nth
      @ky9nth 4 года назад +41

      i was going to say something about school XD

    • @Diiazy
      @Diiazy 4 года назад +32

      i dont think alcatraz is nearly as bad (xD im joking)

    • @borneoecoworld3189
      @borneoecoworld3189 4 года назад +7

      thats true

    • @kitsthefox5840
      @kitsthefox5840 4 года назад +5

      ah yes it is a torture

    • @gramgram2716
      @gramgram2716 4 года назад +2

      Tsz Yan Man let’s not forget compulsory silence

  • @facescar2240
    @facescar2240 4 года назад +7169

    It's an introvert's paradise minus the violence.

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 4 года назад +42

      Mhaden Ezung lol

    • @DavidSamuel5549
      @DavidSamuel5549 4 года назад +368

      I could literally go a week without talking at all

    • @dandan1611
      @dandan1611 4 года назад +165

      @@DavidSamuel5549
      That's crazy cause no one asked

    • @dandan1611
      @dandan1611 4 года назад +25

      @@generalkai2417 you asked me 2 days ago

    • @kid9448
      @kid9448 4 года назад +67

      @@dandan1611 you're completely innocent and you thought that this was a comment striking back at you but no haha

  • @29_lets_go
    @29_lets_go 4 года назад +2647

    Prisoner: "Hello"
    Guard: -So you've chosen death-

  • @clipsNshortsz
    @clipsNshortsz 4 года назад +470

    Alcatraz: Quarantine 30 days
    2020: ameuter

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 4 года назад

      Enrique Polanco exactly

    • @joey6859
      @joey6859 4 года назад +1

      *ameuter*

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 4 года назад

      Wkk GANG no they mean that the quarantine is longer

    • @maeel8601
      @maeel8601 4 года назад

      Wkk GANG r/whooosh

    • @janeappleseed2154
      @janeappleseed2154 4 года назад

      @@maeel8601 reddit moment
      Reddit moment

  • @4o8.sebastian
    @4o8.sebastian 4 года назад +660

    I’m from San Francisco and I’m taking the tour today, this is an example of how your phone tracks you.

    • @stickerseeds451
      @stickerseeds451 4 года назад +10

      Sebastian1010 this needs more likes tf

    • @peripheral2455
      @peripheral2455 4 года назад +15

      Sebastian1010 actually if you have an iphone there is a setting deep inside the settings that tracks all your locations and how frequently you’ve been there and what time

    • @Antonio-si8pu
      @Antonio-si8pu 4 года назад +5

      It’s even crazier when I just finished watching Shawshank Redemption O.o

    • @B.CREAT1
      @B.CREAT1 4 года назад +6

      So, got something to hide? No? Then who cares

    • @xxx-ky5yq
      @xxx-ky5yq 4 года назад +3

      Uh no you’re an idiot

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 4 года назад +2568

    That's why you should just never go to Alcatraz prison

    • @plat771
      @plat771 4 года назад +57

      Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access
      Ok ok, I know I made a fuss last time, but tbh I kinda missed ur comments

    • @decoture3822
      @decoture3822 4 года назад +13

      its closed

    • @RatSpleam
      @RatSpleam 4 года назад +26

      @@decoture3822 iTs cLosEd

    • @stomynagari7963
      @stomynagari7963 4 года назад +14

      Ok, I'll let them know not to take me there.

    • @typocvron4171
      @typocvron4171 4 года назад +6

      I always see u on radio TTS

  • @CoreRealm
    @CoreRealm 4 года назад +443

    This video: talks about Alcatraz
    Call of duty fan: we could land here

    • @cutehunter9659
      @cutehunter9659 3 года назад +1

      Yeah dude

    • @eltfhj69yt99
      @eltfhj69yt99 3 года назад +2

      Me too

    • @urban_gse_
      @urban_gse_ 3 года назад +4

      Dude I would just either not go to jail or be nice and get parole. I legit am too nice to cause trouble, like, I would never ever ever ever get put there.

    • @Synthxia
      @Synthxia 3 года назад +19

      Welcome to alcatraz, the match is about to start

    • @ralphlorenzperolino3054
      @ralphlorenzperolino3054 3 года назад +10

      Mob of The Dead & Blood of The Dead: Are we a joke to you?

  • @mari0b036
    @mari0b036 4 года назад +6225

    HOW TO ESCAPE: stay in your room and never get arrested

    • @xikitsune._
      @xikitsune._ 4 года назад +122

      pls save the bees :(

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 года назад +130

      @@xikitsune._ eat the bees

    • @sygclan362
      @sygclan362 4 года назад +22

      rayan ! You must be pretty bold

    • @axagorax
      @axagorax 4 года назад +18

      Imma Bee :D FUSK THE BEES

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 года назад +17

      @@xikitsune._ wow, you remind me of first grade when I had to do some research on bees and speak in front of a camera in school. My class did that as a save the bees vid and got our own copies. I really like fuzzy bees but overall I'm scared of them, sorry my 🐝 friend, you are diginal

  • @wolf4392
    @wolf4392 4 года назад +747

    I think we should Salute the cameraman, he filmed everything without getting caught.

  • @thenazigermancountryballco4582
    @thenazigermancountryballco4582 4 года назад +1023

    But seriously, those prisoners get better food than we do in school.

    • @toxicandgamer3538
      @toxicandgamer3538 3 года назад +31

      it sad that it true

    • @mskellyn07
      @mskellyn07 3 года назад +3

      @@toxicandgamer3538 :(

    • @dominiques.6047
      @dominiques.6047 3 года назад +9

      Just because that's what it is... doesn't mean the meatloaf is any meatloaf you've ever seen, etc. I've been to prison and the bologna was green and every food they servied was not any food I've ever tasted.

    • @diamondynamite
      @diamondynamite 3 года назад +15

      At least you can pack your own food tho

    • @idkwhatmyhandleshouldbe69
      @idkwhatmyhandleshouldbe69 3 года назад +1

      SOOOO TRUE

  • @jibakoma3316
    @jibakoma3316 4 года назад +1513

    "Why you wouldn't survive Alcatraz"
    **Laughs in Mob Of The Dead**

    • @xenounde0
      @xenounde0 4 года назад +44

      Ain't that swell

    • @kerrosion6942
      @kerrosion6942 4 года назад +29

      Also*laughs in blood of the dead*

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 4 года назад +14

      alcatraz
      they used to call it 'evil island'
      and we were about to find out why

    • @jibakoma3316
      @jibakoma3316 4 года назад +14

      @@kerrosion6942 **Partially laughs in Shadows Of Evil**

    • @sunnybeats4413
      @sunnybeats4413 4 года назад +17

      They only survived cuz of jug...

  • @birdbird749
    @birdbird749 4 года назад +819

    “Why you wouldn’t survive Alcatraz prison”
    I’ll have you know that I beat the mob of the dead Easter egg. So I think I’ll be fine

    • @driptofen
      @driptofen 4 года назад +47

      Ain’t that swell

    • @stashughes4014
      @stashughes4014 4 года назад +9

      Legendary comment

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 4 года назад +7

      True legend! 💯

    • @baller2408
      @baller2408 4 года назад +8

      I was going to make a cod refrence

    • @caldefwch9889
      @caldefwch9889 4 года назад +5

      But wasnt the achievement called no one escapes alive?

  • @allie6806
    @allie6806 2 года назад +20

    The tour of Alcatraz is AMAZING! It tells you all of this and more, and about amazing stories of prisoners, why it was "inescapable", etc etc

  • @simplock
    @simplock 4 года назад +229

    I took a tour of Alcatraz back in October right after I had returned from a tour of the Philippines which included the history of the Bataan Death March and the ordeal that all the Prisoners of War (POWs) endured at the hands of the Japanese soldiers. I thought that Alcatraz was pretty grim, but it was a paradise compared to the Japanese POW camps.

    • @amandaperez4947
      @amandaperez4947 2 года назад +12

      dang I didn’t know that the POW camps were *that* bad.

    • @wilcowen6284
      @wilcowen6284 2 года назад +9

      @@amandaperez4947 the Japanese were ducked up in ww2

    • @connorlancaster7541
      @connorlancaster7541 Год назад +4

      Hello does anyone here believe in Jesus?

    • @Rick_King
      @Rick_King 7 месяцев назад +2

      Look for a film called The Great Raid, with Benjamin Bratt. It details the Bataan Death March, and life inside the Cabanatuan prison camp.
      A few years ago, my nephew, grandson and I toured the entire Bataan Death March, from Marivelas in the Bataan Peninsula, all the way to San Fernando in Pampanga Province.

  • @vro8540
    @vro8540 4 года назад +1923

    Title: Why You Wouldn’t Survive Alcatraz Prison. Florida Man: Are you challenging me?

  • @arunmannan782
    @arunmannan782 4 года назад +325

    Im ashamed it took this long for me to realize Alcatraz is where J K Rowling got the idea of Azkaban from..

  • @therearenoshortcuts9868
    @therearenoshortcuts9868 4 года назад +372

    you had me until the Food Selection...
    this is not prison, this is 24-hour-FREE-HOTEL...

    • @Legout34
      @Legout34 4 года назад +15

      You obviously haven't watched the rest of the video

    • @therearenoshortcuts9868
      @therearenoshortcuts9868 4 года назад +4

      @@Legout34
      lol yes, i watched more and got to the hard labour part nvm?

    • @Legout34
      @Legout34 4 года назад +25

      Well at one point they say that if you break a single rule (very easy to do, you just need to be caught making the slightest noise or not cleaning your cell perfectly ) they send you to isolation and you don't get the food anymore, you get jackshit and they beat you up everyday

    • @michelleobamafootcream9292
      @michelleobamafootcream9292 4 года назад +5

      Legout34 so if I get caught sneezing, I get sent into isolation?

    • @Thatguy-vg3jr
      @Thatguy-vg3jr 4 года назад +1

      Michelle Obama foot cream yes yes you can

  • @PVComedy
    @PVComedy 4 года назад +102

    9:45 'maybe you could have survived Alcatraz'
    yeah i don't think a single person of your demographic is the kinda guy that goes to these kind of prisons

  • @dusunsniper
    @dusunsniper 3 года назад +59

    0:39 literally me when someone ate my food without asking.

  • @thejurassicchicken1190
    @thejurassicchicken1190 4 года назад +507

    They arent innocent people, they are murderers, tortures. Yet this is probably the best life they would ever get.

    • @lcpdfatcopiv5074
      @lcpdfatcopiv5074 4 года назад +5

      So that means I should be wearing orange right now

    • @rdvanbilgic341
      @rdvanbilgic341 4 года назад +58

      There might be some innocent people tho. The system of justice isn't always %100 right and accurate.

    • @Nedemai
      @Nedemai 4 года назад +11

      Did you know America has more prisons and incarcerates more people a year than any other country. This is reflective on your society as a whole.

    • @cecapfishing9882
      @cecapfishing9882 4 года назад +18

      @@Nedemai better than releasing guilty men bc there is no room, like in Brazil

    • @KidaMilo89
      @KidaMilo89 4 года назад +16

      Some people are wrongly convicted. Would you wish this on someone who is incorrectly accused of a horrific crime?

  • @MutePlayer43118
    @MutePlayer43118 4 года назад +815

    Judge: *"You're going to Alcatraz"*
    Me: **Pulls out UNO reverse card**
    Judge: *Wait, that's illegal*

    • @Konig977
      @Konig977 4 года назад +11

      Ash what if he rips it

    • @MutePlayer43118
      @MutePlayer43118 4 года назад +14

      @@Konig977 we will cross that bridge when we come to it

    • @Konig977
      @Konig977 4 года назад +3

      Ash yes man then we 💰🙇🏻‍♀️👯‍♀️👀

    • @marianaweberr
      @marianaweberr 4 года назад +1

      loolll

    • @somdude3494
      @somdude3494 4 года назад +1

      Ash funny

  • @tleon9613
    @tleon9613 2 года назад +53

    Great detail and story telling. I feel like the comparison you make with the treatment of alcatraz inmates and animals says a lot about how disgusting it is how we treat animals that are completely innocent.

    • @tleon767
      @tleon767 2 года назад +1

      @Sum body Who said that they needed to be treated the same? All I implied was that animals should be treated with respect/dignity.

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop 4 года назад +694

    I wouldn’t survive because the cells were 5ft, by 5ft, by 5ft, and I’m 6 foot 6.

    • @jamesw.weissii3795
      @jamesw.weissii3795 4 года назад +81

      5'x9'
      You'd make it.

    • @jamesw.weissii3795
      @jamesw.weissii3795 4 года назад +20

      With room to spare...

    • @pcx5439
      @pcx5439 4 года назад +11

      you would just after live like an hobbit

    • @av28379
      @av28379 4 года назад +23

      5 feet by 9 feet

    • @same9322
      @same9322 4 года назад

      @YES is this a joke
      I hope it is

  • @gizmoatlas
    @gizmoatlas 4 года назад +354

    Me: sees the name Alcatraz
    Also me: *thinks cod zombies*

    • @psycho8156
      @psycho8156 4 года назад +15

      We gotta build the plane to escape guys

    • @Fixbiie
      @Fixbiie 4 года назад +2

      I thought about Lego City undercover.

    • @superblaze1
      @superblaze1 4 года назад +5

      where are we going
      from here

    • @psycho8156
      @psycho8156 4 года назад +3

      SuperBlaze where do we go

    • @scoottmcboot8053
      @scoottmcboot8053 4 года назад +3

      Same

  • @eNvyfrmdNvr
    @eNvyfrmdNvr 4 года назад +53

    For the people who have never been on the tour of Alcatraz Island in San Fransisco I really suggest you go it’s really crazy hearing all of the stories and stuff and seeing all of the cells and what they had to go through‼️🤩

  • @charlesperry671
    @charlesperry671 4 года назад +410

    “Why you wouldn’t survive Alcatraz”
    *Laughs in Spoon*

  • @goose2206
    @goose2206 4 года назад +124

    why you wouldn’t survive Alcatraz:
    *Zombies*

    • @Deqquari
      @Deqquari 4 года назад +14

      𝘼𝙞𝙣’𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡

    • @eltfhj69yt99
      @eltfhj69yt99 3 года назад

      Laughs in a chopper lmg,na 45,ak47,rus and echo.

    • @diegobrando9468
      @diegobrando9468 3 года назад +1

      @@eltfhj69yt99 Laughs in Vitriolic Withering,The sweeper,Raygun mark2 ,Raygun

    • @inactivechannel8423
      @inactivechannel8423 3 года назад +1

      *Rusty cage starts playing*

    • @diegobrando9468
      @diegobrando9468 3 года назад

      @Lieutenant Riley have u played Mob of the dead?

  • @kaegottabetrippin9514
    @kaegottabetrippin9514 4 года назад +36

    “As long as you don’t get bullied your ok!”
    What my friend tells me on the first day of high school-

  • @creamypeepi4933
    @creamypeepi4933 4 года назад +955

    “24 hours a day”
    _ah yes the floor here is made out of floor_
    *every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes*

    • @yoruichixx6951
      @yoruichixx6951 4 года назад +61

      *its illegal in sweden to be a criminal*
      *rain causes wet roads*

    • @imcxnstipated3790
      @imcxnstipated3790 4 года назад +42

      It makes sense, it can be 23 hours a day or 12 a day it was just saying the entire day

    • @Azavalazzz
      @Azavalazzz 4 года назад +15

      @@creamypeepi4933 The joke doesnt check out though, that's why. That meme is for obvious comments

    • @crownfedora5355
      @crownfedora5355 4 года назад

      What does that Africa meme mean?

    • @imcxnstipated3790
      @imcxnstipated3790 4 года назад +1

      ThreeLives yezzir I apologize

  • @travisinthetrunk
    @travisinthetrunk 4 года назад +319

    Dinner, then supper? Aren’t they the same thing? Who calls lunch dinner?

    • @TycenYT
      @TycenYT 4 года назад +8

      Lots of people.

    • @dbxjb6891
      @dbxjb6891 4 года назад +27

      Southerners lol

    • @TterbTheOwner
      @TterbTheOwner 4 года назад +19

      I was thinking the same thing! Dinner n supper are the same thing. At least down here in the south!

    • @DaShoopdahoop
      @DaShoopdahoop 4 года назад +9

      I want some linner now

    • @hwdp2558
      @hwdp2558 4 года назад +6

      Supper=evening Dinner=afternoon...

  • @deeakill
    @deeakill 4 года назад +16

    “Quarantine Period”
    Introverts: Ahh yes, A place where no one can bother us for the most part.

  • @TheYoungPundits
    @TheYoungPundits 4 года назад +382

    You'd never escape unless your surname is Anglin/Morris.

    • @christiemarie8748
      @christiemarie8748 4 года назад +5

      Yah

    • @lxki9077
      @lxki9077 4 года назад +2

      Nuno Filipe I would wanna see that

    • @alialnakash4561
      @alialnakash4561 4 года назад +4

      @nick nick no they didn't, one of the escapes sent a letter on his death bed to the FBI and explained every thing in detail

    • @alialnakash4561
      @alialnakash4561 4 года назад +1

      @nick nick oh im sorry brother, i love Clint eastwood movies there great, but yeah the whole escape is crazy to even think about 💯

    • @Hadizoer
      @Hadizoer 4 года назад

      @@alialnakash4561 Its not sure its him, no one has seen him ever since. It could just been a hoax.

  • @LosgehtsFCB
    @LosgehtsFCB 4 года назад +157

    Its exam week and I've been binge-watching the Infographics show instead

    • @1dogissky
      @1dogissky 4 года назад +7

      I have 4 assignments, 2 exams and some thing called a moot but I haven’t done anything yet

    • @alia.2345
      @alia.2345 4 года назад

      Yo same!

    • @reikinnie7045
      @reikinnie7045 4 года назад +1

      I had 2 tests a day last week ;(

    • @Greg12839
      @Greg12839 4 года назад

      Go study boi

    • @milangeerts9688
      @milangeerts9688 4 года назад

      I think you learn more here than from studying 😂😂

  • @abishboss4566
    @abishboss4566 4 года назад +94

    "The quarantine period"
    So basically we're in alcatraz

    • @Nick-nj5lx
      @Nick-nj5lx 4 года назад +4

      Abish Boss yea it’s crazy quarantine was a word before coronavirus 😐

    • @Tlmmy924
      @Tlmmy924 3 года назад +1

      School is more of an Alcatraz

    • @jacobramirez4894
      @jacobramirez4894 3 года назад

      No

    • @m_.ttdacat
      @m_.ttdacat 2 года назад

      @@Tlmmy924 but worse

  • @xxxihavenofriendsxxx4018
    @xxxihavenofriendsxxx4018 4 года назад +78

    I visited Alcatraz and it was the most chilling experience of my life
    You can hear from the cells the conversations from the bay if the winds are right.
    Complete torture

  • @GSFigure
    @GSFigure 4 года назад +828

    Introverts: *Ahh yes, a place no one can bother us in for the most part.*

    • @rsegacha7053
      @rsegacha7053 4 года назад +18

      IX Compilations lol

    • @indiannews4341
      @indiannews4341 4 года назад +35

      Bully:- let me introduce myself

    • @rahulkrishnan7874
      @rahulkrishnan7874 4 года назад +16

      Anyone would go crazy in solitary confinement....

    • @telepathygir1
      @telepathygir1 4 года назад +1

      Røse Gacha de de comer

    • @homelackin2234
      @homelackin2234 4 года назад +4

      @@koikoiwinter actually you have online access which is a part of being social so no, this is not a real quarantine

  • @ScarredPhoenix
    @ScarredPhoenix 3 года назад +26

    As someone who's antisocial with serious OCD those rules seem super easy to live with

    • @darkvalue505
      @darkvalue505 2 года назад +4

      Trust me, you wouldn’t. As human beings, we all love freedom to go where we walk and talk. Staying in a cell is not fun.

    • @zermanman9891
      @zermanman9891 2 года назад

      Not to mention most who aren’t tough criminals would get beat up daily

  • @eatyourcereal9180
    @eatyourcereal9180 4 года назад +74

    “Why you wouldn’t survive in Alcatraz prison”
    Yoshie Shiritori: *Is this a challenge*

    • @barrymcokiner7702
      @barrymcokiner7702 4 года назад +1

      *why you won't survive death row*

    • @HOLDENPOPE
      @HOLDENPOPE 4 года назад

      Adam Troy Ross: "They weren't so tough."

  • @KevinLLH
    @KevinLLH 4 года назад +2012

    Imagine being a convicted murderer who lives in the most brutal prison in the US and then complaining about getting bullied by the other prisoners 😂

    • @jt1cc
      @jt1cc 4 года назад +31

      gotem

    • @mskellyn07
      @mskellyn07 3 года назад +65

      @@urban_gse_ Most people that went to Alcatraz were war POW's and prison escapees. Very few people that went to Alcatraz over the 32 years it was a legal Maximum Security Prison for the state of California, were actually murderers, rapists, and drug dealers.

    • @urban_gse_
      @urban_gse_ 3 года назад +6

      @@mskellyn07 oh ok

    • @audrete6071
      @audrete6071 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @epiccoolawesomehandle
      @epiccoolawesomehandle 3 года назад +3

      @@urban_gse_ pick me choose me love me 😐

  • @islaparkinson5601
    @islaparkinson5601 4 года назад +27

    i remember going to Alcatraz when i was 8, i got lost whilst wandering round, it was so cool though. you could see the real cells of the people that escaped!!! In my opinion, it is a ‘go to’ thing on your bucket list🤩

  • @clean.shotmedia
    @clean.shotmedia 4 года назад +178

    who’s watching from Alcatraz🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @vendalts
      @vendalts 4 года назад +7

      Isaiah Shiau me tf

    • @clean.shotmedia
      @clean.shotmedia 4 года назад +5

      @Light Bulb Dealer sadly I only have 2 bars but I can’t continue to use my phone or it will be confiscated

    • @miles7183
      @miles7183 4 года назад +18

      yoooo im getting shanked by one of the other inmates right now!!! 10/10 would get shanked again

    • @jorditaylor2258
      @jorditaylor2258 4 года назад +1

      Me

    • @happymeme1329
      @happymeme1329 4 года назад +1

      Miles Per Hour I’m so sorry man I thought it was the right person

  • @gdheavy1006
    @gdheavy1006 4 года назад +39

    I actually went to Alcatraz and there was a sign on the wall that said , “Break the rules and you go to prison. Break the prison rules and you go to Alcatraz.” Of course it’s a tourist attraction now and it’s very interesting. But very hard to book. I would’ve gone when I was 5 if it wasn’t that hard to book

    • @davidfrederick1971
      @davidfrederick1971 Год назад

      This was said by the warden to Frank Morris (Clint Eastwood) in film Escape from Alcatraz

  • @iZiggy_
    @iZiggy_ 3 года назад +36

    As someone who lives in SF this is so cool to see something interesting being talked about in the Bay Area on this show!

    • @aangel1203
      @aangel1203 3 года назад +1

      You’re so lucky 😮‍💨 I fell in love with SF, I hope to move there one day!

    • @BlakeGibbons
      @BlakeGibbons 3 года назад

      Everyone knows alcatraz. This channel isn't even in its highlight reel lol

  • @EstEsreil
    @EstEsreil 4 года назад +192

    Honestly, this is basically my school.

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 года назад +29

      No it’s not, stop acting edgy

    • @uxbeatz1997
      @uxbeatz1997 4 года назад +6

      Big Smoke fr ppl just wanna complain

    • @jacrispy3275
      @jacrispy3275 4 года назад +3

      What's concerning is you morons not taking the joke.

    • @lilsaul1
      @lilsaul1 4 года назад +2

      Big Smoke bro, it’s a joke. relax

    • @magpie0_026
      @magpie0_026 4 года назад +2

      Your name is illegal

  • @mineacc004
    @mineacc004 4 года назад +59

    Video: Why You Wouldn't Survive Alcatraz Pris
    Yoshie Shiratori: Hold my miso soup

  • @sinoda1194
    @sinoda1194 4 года назад +31

    *There is a prison far worse, that prison is this nightmare also known as “School.”*

    • @DocMonke
      @DocMonke 3 года назад +2

      Well, this is anti-child-friendly

  • @jacobdearing2703
    @jacobdearing2703 4 года назад +49

    Funny enough, my school was structured very similarly to this. I got suspended to OSS for one school year, and while I was there we weren't allowed to speak, our lessons we had to read to ourselves out of a book with no teacher, and we had one hour of recreational time outside where we had to silently walk a track without being more than five feet apart. When we got onto our school bus at FIVE IN THE MORNING, we couldn't talk at all. Once we got off the bus, we were searched and had to go through a metal detector. Walking through the halls, we weren't allowed to be more than an arms-length of one another and while we ate the food we couldn't talk and had to have our heads down once we finished. All in all, would go again.

    • @eopujvrswg
      @eopujvrswg 4 года назад +7

      I don't buy that.

    • @jacobdearing2703
      @jacobdearing2703 4 года назад +6

      John Eaton I’m glad you don’t buy it, you’re more than free to look up Davis Alternative Education Program which is in Denton, Tx

  • @Abstract-xh6du
    @Abstract-xh6du 4 года назад +17

    Guard: I don't want a peep from you!
    Me(as the prisoner, in the night): "peep!"

    • @crazymad4323
      @crazymad4323 4 года назад

      That is really funny, for the next 4 seconds you still keep a shed of free will.

    • @sazerchu
      @sazerchu 4 года назад +3

      theyd break every bone in your body for doing that. Didnt you watch the video?

  • @Tawhid7k
    @Tawhid7k 4 года назад +1

    Bro I am obsessed with this channel

  • @grapes4315
    @grapes4315 4 года назад +73

    “You are what you eat“
    The killer: I ‘ M A H U M A N

  • @yeahaight5915
    @yeahaight5915 4 года назад +28

    6:12 “FrUiT pUdDiNg”
    You mean Jell-o? 😂

  • @JenArkowitz
    @JenArkowitz 2 месяца назад +2

    As wise man one said, “Those that break the rules go to prison, those that break the rules in prison go to Alcatraz”

  • @nathanbaril2159
    @nathanbaril2159 4 года назад +111

    To those who showed up late, vid title at first was “Why you won’t survive Alcatraz prisoner”

  • @Savage-ns5qb
    @Savage-ns5qb 4 года назад +39

    Infographics Show: How you wouldnt escape alcatraz
    Matrix: This world is
    just a prison of your minds
    El chapo: Ah Yes

  • @pikasome2585
    @pikasome2585 4 года назад +8

    Title: Why you wouldn’t survive Alcatraz
    Henry Stickmin: I’m gonna do whats called a Pro Gamer Move

  • @tiernanmullen8269
    @tiernanmullen8269 4 года назад +77

    0:01: what did I do to even get into the prison

    • @rareuses
      @rareuses 4 года назад +6

      @@NeverYield-bq8qw lol

    • @dalopez20081
      @dalopez20081 4 года назад +12

      She was 3, now stop asking.

    • @dooeyproductions4782
      @dooeyproductions4782 4 года назад +2

      Bruh

    • @caski1663
      @caski1663 4 года назад +7

      you didnt like keanu reeves
      now thats a crime that would put you in a containment cell

    • @awesomedude2556
      @awesomedude2556 4 года назад +4

      Tiernan Hockey
      You tried to out-pizza the Hut

  • @celembrczh9256
    @celembrczh9256 4 года назад +10

    Two years later and I still watch this video angain and again, It’s everything I hoped for.

  • @thecinnabun
    @thecinnabun 4 года назад +25

    video: you will be guarded by HIGHLY trained men
    One Punch Man : Hold my ramen-

  • @drainwataa
    @drainwataa 4 года назад +28

    Video: Why you can’t survive Alcatraz.
    Me and the boys after we beat Alcatraz on BO2: ha, was this meant to be a challenge

  • @yez1111
    @yez1111 4 года назад +23

    "That's why we would reopen Alcatraz for these Scammers"
    -Odd1sOut

  • @donnylee9897
    @donnylee9897 3 года назад +2

    How can one RUclips channel be so good! Like every video title makes me want to click and watch 😮

  • @ollie.r05
    @ollie.r05 4 года назад +66

    0:11 This guy literally just chilling with a handgun in prison

  • @joopie46614
    @joopie46614 4 года назад +5

    He waffles so much to get to 10 minutes that sometimes i almost fall asleep

  • @amandaadrian696
    @amandaadrian696 4 года назад +2

    Alcatraz sounds like a lovely place

  • @poggersquirrel583
    @poggersquirrel583 4 года назад +51

    Everyone gangsta till someone says “fetch me their souls!”

  • @Benni777
    @Benni777 4 года назад +84

    “If u don’t get bullied then youll be fine!”
    Says no one EVER!

    • @someguy3766
      @someguy3766 4 года назад

      When that's the bar for 'not a totally awful experience', it's time to walk away. Just like with school. :P

    • @BatziiGaming
      @BatziiGaming 4 года назад

      fight back and you wont get bullied

    • @miles7183
      @miles7183 4 года назад

      Based on your comment, I'm guessing that you get bullied in school

  • @Rashadplayz21
    @Rashadplayz21 Год назад +2

    Dude, Alcatraz prisoners get better lunch than I do at school! 💀

  • @tomj2064
    @tomj2064 4 года назад +63

    Me about to sleep
    Sees this
    Nah imma sleep
    5mins later: wHy I woN’t sUrvive AlCatraZ

  • @Mikuchan018
    @Mikuchan018 4 года назад +19

    Me: these people were someone’s babies :(

  • @ilovecheese8707
    @ilovecheese8707 4 года назад +5

    At least the food inside looks more delicious than my school lunch boxes

  • @candycloverpop1356
    @candycloverpop1356 4 года назад +128

    “Quarantine time”
    Me: hehehe...

    • @bubbles9844
      @bubbles9844 4 года назад +3

      You're just a loser hopping on the band wagon. I've been staying home as much as possible even before it was a cool and trendy thing to do.

    • @vi0let831
      @vi0let831 4 года назад

      Bubbles
      Mood

    • @Nick-nj5lx
      @Nick-nj5lx 4 года назад

      Candycloverpop I know it’s crazy how quarantine was a word before coronavirus 😐

  • @daviddobi6938
    @daviddobi6938 4 года назад +73

    The prisoners about to escape the prison: We're inevitable!
    1 of the guards that was nicknamed the iron man about to shoot them: And i... am Iron Man

    • @TizerisT.
      @TizerisT. 4 года назад +6

      go and lie down mate

    • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
      @BigSmoke-xh5hi 4 года назад +1

      just go to bed mate, schools tomorrow

    • @ilikethekingdomofpreuen1869
      @ilikethekingdomofpreuen1869 4 года назад +1

      we are on lockdown your not able to go to school

    • @mr.noaudio94
      @mr.noaudio94 3 года назад

      I don't think John Anglin, Clarence Anglin, and Frank Morris cared

  • @milesmonaco2625
    @milesmonaco2625 4 года назад +24

    Alcatraz Sounds like a better version of the 2020s

    • @zachwalshe5223
      @zachwalshe5223 4 года назад +2

      Ya for most people in Ireland it was horrible I couldn't imagine what it was like in Italy or Germany or China or one of those countries

    • @flyingfishie401
      @flyingfishie401 4 года назад

      @@zachwalshe5223 jesus yeah in Dublin its horrendous

  • @shawnsenat7170
    @shawnsenat7170 4 года назад +41

    Welcome to another Episode of:
    Why is this in my recommended?!

  • @ramsesjsv
    @ramsesjsv 4 года назад +65

    “The quarantine period”
    Level 3 and 4 of 2020: *yes*

  • @mr.noaudio94
    @mr.noaudio94 3 года назад +3

    People: Alcatraz is inescapable
    John Anglin, Clarence Anglin, and Frank Morris: Hold my spoon and drill we made from a freaking vacuum motor

  • @abelosei5104
    @abelosei5104 4 года назад +12

    🔥😂 i was wondering when you’d upload

  • @stoner2250
    @stoner2250 4 года назад +9

    Ah, reminds me of School, where torture is everywhere and everything

  • @hoolegan_9237
    @hoolegan_9237 3 года назад +1

    If you are in San Francisco I highly recommend visiting Alcatraz on their night tour...although try to go during fair weather because my group got "trapped" until 2am on the island

  • @wolf4392
    @wolf4392 4 года назад +25

    Guys!!! Salute the cameraman, he filmed everything without getting caught 😰👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @Kirbo14
    @Kirbo14 4 года назад +10

    Title: Why you wouldn’t survive Alcatraz Prison
    Me: Played Mob of the Dead

  • @itzsp0kplayz_325
    @itzsp0kplayz_325 4 года назад +2

    Infographic guy: Quarentine wont be that bad
    Me: it horrible and I'm not even in a max security prison

  • @-_MCO_-
    @-_MCO_- 4 года назад +39

    My Fears:
    -spiders-
    -death-
    -heart stops beating-
    *A COP SAYING A MEME*

    • @Bugzilla0213
      @Bugzilla0213 4 года назад

      My dad’s a cop so I’m used to hearing a cop saying my name

  • @gabrielafonseca2351
    @gabrielafonseca2351 4 года назад +106

    Bet you’re watching this when your supposed to be asleep

  • @mayormayo
    @mayormayo 4 года назад +4

    0:24 hm, i wonder why that guy is in alcatraz, he's the man behind the slaughter.

  • @youtuber58643
    @youtuber58643 4 года назад +9

    I took a tour of Alcatraz. It was sooo cool. I remember listening to the audio tour, and one of the prisoners in solitary confinement said he would rip off a button on his uniform, throw it in the cell, and try finding it to pass the time. I highly recommend going there.

  • @caryfriedrich8197
    @caryfriedrich8197 4 года назад +14

    For those who don’t know, some people call “lunch” “dinner” and call “dinner” “supper”

  • @Getithowyoulive863
    @Getithowyoulive863 2 года назад +2

    I did 5 years in a Florida prison, I couldn't imagine Alcatraz in the 30's

  • @Adanish-oe6lf
    @Adanish-oe6lf 4 года назад +18

    This scene 5:45 : exist
    Me with a minigun: *IT'S SHOWTIME*

  • @svenloncar2228
    @svenloncar2228 4 года назад +4

    “This is called the quarantine period” hella foreshadowing my guy

  • @miteb.decarburetor2656
    @miteb.decarburetor2656 4 года назад +5

    My great grandpa was a Alcatraz prison guard.

  • @flowerlylilac2247
    @flowerlylilac2247 4 года назад +14

    the infographics show: if you behave, you’ll get a radio, a musical instrument, a library and maybe some handball.
    me: *its c r i m e time*

  • @psyphy
    @psyphy 4 года назад +19

    The channel which inspired me to learn after effects animation and start my own YT channel. Thanks, Infographics for your great content. 😍

  • @Alex71579
    @Alex71579 3 года назад +1

    What a nice YT channel I’m learning a lot!!!

  • @Stranger-yp7tp
    @Stranger-yp7tp 4 года назад +11

    As a broke introvert, I feel like this is summer camp for me

  • @mstrungari6067
    @mstrungari6067 4 года назад +12

    The ‘QUARANTINE’ Period.
    Prisoners: *NO, It’s happening again!*

  • @StrwHatAsura
    @StrwHatAsura 3 года назад +1

    this man should have more than 10 million subs

  • @elbertderf803
    @elbertderf803 4 года назад +80

    the farts have to have been toxic.

    • @henryl.1527
      @henryl.1527 4 года назад

      Why do you say that ?

    • @fhsjdjskkshi
      @fhsjdjskkshi 4 года назад +1

      @@henryl.1527 because you need to watch the whole video to understand

    • @jaydan6746
      @jaydan6746 4 года назад +1

      If my farts were there no one would of survived

    • @elbertderf803
      @elbertderf803 4 года назад +1

      @@jaydan6746 you understand the beauty of releasing a super SBD on a crowded train and moving in a way that casts the blame on either side of you.

    • @urbosasfurry2126
      @urbosasfurry2126 4 года назад +1

      A non-enclosed toilet in my cell? Surrounded by more open toilets in everyone else's cell? No thanks.