Top 20 Weird Logic Moments in AoE 2

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  • @dbuyandelger
    @dbuyandelger 8 лет назад +6641

    Single villager survives. _ Rebuilds an entire Kingdom - Yet humbly decides to remain a villager.

    • @gaojizhong
      @gaojizhong 8 лет назад +395

      lol youre deftly very aware of social problems

    • @phun1901
      @phun1901 8 лет назад +1102

      The villager can't run fast enough to be king.

    • @PanZZerr51
      @PanZZerr51 8 лет назад +237

      a real human bean

    • @brayton963
      @brayton963 8 лет назад +151

      ran fast enough to survive lol

    • @peterdebest4296
      @peterdebest4296 7 лет назад +126

      Good one. But is it really less surprising than the possibility gaining a 200 population from that same one villager? If you somehow explain that problem, you can simply say the villager hid behind and later in the just built town centre or castle he just built and got replaced by a double. Then he went on to become the special unit of his nation.

  • @phun1901
    @phun1901 8 лет назад +2472

    Villager in the dark ages are able to shoot accurately at wild charging boar and deer, but trained archers need to research ballistics and thumb-ring to hit a moving man.

    • @homursumpsen8748
      @homursumpsen8748 8 лет назад +142

      hahahaahah truuee

    • @daniyalshah1503
      @daniyalshah1503 7 лет назад +8

      lolol

    • @MosoKaiser
      @MosoKaiser 5 лет назад +119

      Don't forget military missile weapons immediately rendering any animals killed by them inedible.

    • @baptistic
      @baptistic 5 лет назад +5

      Analysis Paralysis at its best

    • @fadil2671
      @fadil2671 5 лет назад +5

      oh my god 😂😂😂

  • @Poemwriter_Angelo
    @Poemwriter_Angelo 5 лет назад +976

    Gimli is right. Elephants only count as 1.

  • @RRW359
    @RRW359 8 лет назад +2630

    Well obviously buildings are hardest to convert. It's like talking to a wall with them!

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 8 лет назад +94

      *Literally* hardest. :,D You know how walls are: hard and rigid!

    • @Kiddoliciouss
      @Kiddoliciouss 8 лет назад +95

      "Hi, I would like to talk to you about our Lord and Savior? Hello? Anyone in there?"

    • @josemolinanavarro5741
      @josemolinanavarro5741 8 лет назад +47

      Jehova Witnesses!! Don't open the doors!! D:

    • @Jaybiooh
      @Jaybiooh 8 лет назад +39

      Maybe you are converting the people operating the building :D

    • @vieilledutemple
      @vieilledutemple 8 лет назад +67

      My sofa is convertible

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th 5 лет назад +1540

    How one villager can benefit from two-man saw.

    • @Hamanuna
      @Hamanuna 5 лет назад +114

      specially the female villagers

    • @operator8014
      @operator8014 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha!

    • @groinBlaster31
      @groinBlaster31 4 года назад +10

      You clearly haven't seen enough cartoons

    • @The_MisTrO
      @The_MisTrO 4 года назад +2

      You got me man 😂😂
      Thanks for that funny comment though

    • @atocanboi409
      @atocanboi409 3 года назад +13

      and how do you get benefits from Horse collar if there's no horse? and what about the mesoamericans who don't even get horses?

  • @p3l1k44n1
    @p3l1k44n1 5 лет назад +1008

    As an construction worker, i can confirm that repairing a building takes longer than making one out of scratch.
    Because making one is just making one.
    Repairing one means disassembling it, repairing the problem, then building it again.

    • @rmilleriv1
      @rmilleriv1 4 года назад +9

      Ah says the construction worker. How far over your time/money budget are you again? Fuckin LOLS bitch

    • @adityaisgreat21
      @adityaisgreat21 4 года назад +86

      @@rmilleriv1 ?

    • @onilisa8823
      @onilisa8823 4 года назад +56

      @@rmilleriv1 these dude is drunk ... just walk past him ... he talks nonsense stuff all the time :)

    • @willd5139
      @willd5139 4 года назад +21

      makes sense I'm in the construction field also

    • @queenally02
      @queenally02 4 года назад +8

      Except for the brick wall

  • @theunfortunategeneral
    @theunfortunategeneral 8 лет назад +1045

    "Oh dont worry little chap. This building have been on fire since the dark ages."

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад +35

      You'd lose more wood if you put out the fire rather than letting it burn

    • @martijnbouman8874
      @martijnbouman8874 5 лет назад +61

      If you want to put the fire out, just hammer on the ground in front of the building.

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 5 лет назад +2

      That should be a line on a comedy skitch

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 5 лет назад +4

      Norte Dame should learn a lesson from it
      I am sorry.....

  • @migukmoonpark4312
    @migukmoonpark4312 7 лет назад +2379

    You forgot that a single boar can destroy a civilization and a Japanese samurai speaks fluent Spanish immediately after conversion.

    • @jaimerosariojusticia
      @jaimerosariojusticia 5 лет назад +107

      Miguk Moonpark have not you watched any “ninja/samurai” movie from the 70’s or 80’s translated to spanish?

    • @peterw5573
      @peterw5573 5 лет назад +9

      lmao

    • @lukashirmgard4505
      @lukashirmgard4505 5 лет назад +105

      As for the boar comment. Have you seen Game of thrones?

    • @canicheenrage
      @canicheenrage 5 лет назад +54

      Thing is, to be converted, he probably was fluent in the first place.

    • @datadeleted3245
      @datadeleted3245 5 лет назад +78

      Because 1 year in a game is three sec, so he could learn Spanish during this time.

  • @twohandedswordsman852
    @twohandedswordsman852 4 года назад +645

    "Yo bro, can you help me? My house is on fire."
    "k"
    *grabs hammer and hammers the house until the fire just magically disappears*

    • @operator8014
      @operator8014 4 года назад +4

      Reminds me of that scene in Hotrod, where he beats the piss out of the engine with a hammer, "working on it".

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 3 года назад +1

      Life hacks
      If you have a problem
      Just hammet them till they disapper
      Or the the police show up

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 3 года назад

      Plot twist, the villagers are using Thor's hammer which is why they can extinguish the fire using a hammer

    • @MarcelineRaven
      @MarcelineRaven 3 года назад +1

      Maybe they have access to Fixit Felix Jr's hammer

    • @nikusson
      @nikusson 3 года назад

      Correction: Hammers the ground next to the house xdd

  • @maistromann136
    @maistromann136 8 лет назад +4273

    This game doesn't make sense!
    Wololo
    This game makes sense!

  • @Mark070892
    @Mark070892 7 лет назад +1349

    Spanish have handcanoneers on horses, need chemistry to get them down from the horse.....

  • @ahadurrahmanalif5805
    @ahadurrahmanalif5805 6 лет назад +705

    Congratulations!!
    We now have wheelbarrows.
    Villagers: No thanks. We can carry 20 woods with out bare hands.

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад +42

      Wheelbarrows are strictly not to be taken outside the town centre at any rate

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 4 года назад +7

      der Bridderlechkeet vun Wourecht
      Not even taken out at a 10% faster rate?

    • @operator8014
      @operator8014 4 года назад +54

      They use wheelbarrows as motivation to work harder to avoid being replaced by technology.

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 3 года назад +3

      Depends on how large the wood they're carrying is, and ropes too

  • @kaibrockway5867
    @kaibrockway5867 7 лет назад +1419

    if I remember correctly:
    villager kills animal = food
    soldier kills animal = no food

  • @JoelHernandez-tz3vk
    @JoelHernandez-tz3vk 9 лет назад +768

    Chop one tree. Build 50 tiles of palisade wall.

    • @SpiritOfTheLaw
      @SpiritOfTheLaw  9 лет назад +132

      +Joel Hernández lol so true. That's 10x worse in other games, though, like Fallout 4 where you can scrap one light bulb and it gives you enough copper for a cable to stretch across your settlement

    • @jagdishdeshmukh5902
      @jagdishdeshmukh5902 9 лет назад +5

      +Spirit Of The Law Here we go Fallout again..........

    • @JoelHernandez-tz3vk
      @JoelHernandez-tz3vk 9 лет назад +31

      +Spirit Of The Law Not sure if some siege units move on their own, or are pushed/operated by invisible men.

    • @KarstenOkk
      @KarstenOkk 9 лет назад

      +Spirit Of The Law Uh no afaik you need much more copper than that.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 6 лет назад

      Karsten it’ll drop but it’s possible.

  • @llSuperSnivyll
    @llSuperSnivyll 6 лет назад +514

    A Mangonel, a Ram, a Scorpion, a War Elephant and a Fishing Ship sharing one home.
    Sounds like a sitcom idea.

    • @erickschankula747
      @erickschankula747 5 лет назад +55

      -honey, I'm home
      +*Elephant noises*

    • @fuzzvegas7112
      @fuzzvegas7112 4 года назад +35

      with the laugh track that goes 11

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 4 года назад +16

      War Elephant: Am I the only one who believes in divine healing here?

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 4 года назад +33

      Momma war elephant and daddy scorpion welcome a new expansion to the family in season 2 premier: baby ballista elephant.

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 года назад +15

      And they still dont address the elephant in the room.

  • @Ferlius93
    @Ferlius93 8 лет назад +1485

    You missed the part where villagers can repair a farm on flames with a hammer :D

    • @angelarturokooistra7671
      @angelarturokooistra7671 8 лет назад +125

      That's so true. Also, the villager can kill animals and take the meat. however, if a soldier kills the animal its useless haba

    • @Gaxhar
      @Gaxhar 7 лет назад +129

      That actually has some basis IRL: if you hit the wrong part of an animal, the ruptured organs there can actually poison the meat.

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 6 лет назад +2

      Actually, you could have mentioned that villagers can repair buildings that are on fire

    • @beakerthefrog
      @beakerthefrog 6 лет назад +15

      This COULD work. The hammer pressing down on whatever the flame is consuming would snuff out the oxygen (similar to stomping on a fire).

    • @x1alpha883
      @x1alpha883 6 лет назад +4

      No villagers can't repair fired farm by hammer . Only monk can repair the fired farm . Don't believe try it

  • @phun1901
    @phun1901 8 лет назад +921

    Gimli was right, they still only count as one.

  • @teutonqaroth5789
    @teutonqaroth5789 5 лет назад +433

    Monks: come join us
    Barrack: ok

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 4 года назад +23

      Lol
      Nearby Castle:That hell of a barrack betrayed us! Get him, my scorpions!
      Siege ram: I’ve got him, sire. He’s no more...

    • @samuele9735
      @samuele9735 4 года назад +5

      You got me XD

    • @doobiez2
      @doobiez2 Год назад

      Obama? XD

  • @thesilentavenger
    @thesilentavenger 8 лет назад +430

    It's what you don't hear in the convertion. Monk: "HEY! If you don't join me, I'm gonna beat you with this stick!" Enemy Unit: "You make a good point." *Changes color* Monk: "Protect me while I get the nerve to threat someone else."

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +37

      especially when enemy unit is charging at him- "Argh im coming to kill you!!" - and then "oh we are friends now!"

    • @manoflowmoralvalue1560
      @manoflowmoralvalue1560 8 лет назад +45

      The monk convinces units to join his side by waving his skirt showing them the real stick that may or may not end up in the enemys butthole

    • @sadiev2778
      @sadiev2778 8 лет назад +17

      I'm seriously dying from laughter here lol!

    • @twohandedswordsman852
      @twohandedswordsman852 7 лет назад +1

      "beat you with this stick" LOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @tdcsguy
      @tdcsguy 7 лет назад +23

      Monk gets charged by two dudes who served together, side by side, all through dark, feudal, and castle ages. They are brothers in arms, their families tied for eternity. Monk starts to hand-wavingly convince _exclusively one_ of the dudes while they have at him. Dude suddenly falls to his knees praying for forgiveness from the monk while his brother's like "dude, wtf? Help me with this douche will you?" Monk's eyes narrow to two slits while he commands his new minion to brutally murder his brother. The guy, without hesitation, bashes his brother's skull in. Anyone else think that mechanic sounds suspiciously like the work of George Lucas?

  • @CaptainObvious0000
    @CaptainObvious0000 9 лет назад +697

    i yelled at a building once. it changed faith.

    • @nic12344
      @nic12344 9 лет назад +61

      +CaptainObvious0000 It's easy! You only need a cane and a book. Then, you have to yell "wololo" and that's it!

    • @MrZAP17
      @MrZAP17 8 лет назад +20

      +Nicholas R.M. Don't forget to shave your head as well.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 8 лет назад +22

      +Mr. ZAP
      And get a badass walking stick.

    • @apex9806
      @apex9806 7 лет назад +5

      You know when people write *lol* and it measn *laughing out loud*.
      I woke my parents.

  • @IonAeon
    @IonAeon 3 года назад +118

    "Bow? Nah, I wanna watch the life leave his eyes."
    -AoE2 Villager going to fight

    • @leiderhosen7110
      @leiderhosen7110 2 года назад +4

      I started on AOE4 and villagers are the most fearless and diehard of any of your units.
      Not only will they casually keep building/working while being mauled by wolves they will pull out literal torches and pitchforks to attack an entire chinese artillery squad just to take the bombards down with them.

    • @denniskaufmann2889
      @denniskaufmann2889 2 года назад +4

      “An honorable duel it is!”
      -AOE2 villager

  • @ErickTG
    @ErickTG 8 лет назад +339

    it bugged me as a kid that the catapult walks by itself, lol

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 7 лет назад +9

      How can it walk if it doesn't have legs?

    • @jessedaniel4449
      @jessedaniel4449 6 лет назад +38

      It bugs me as an adult that you think catapults walk.

    • @jessedaniel4449
      @jessedaniel4449 6 лет назад +1

      @Scar that bugs me

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад +4

      Automated Medieval Machines

    • @datadeleted3245
      @datadeleted3245 5 лет назад +2

      In total war catapults walks by itself and the crew walks near them, and two pretends that they push it.

  • @quintenvankasteel2437
    @quintenvankasteel2437 8 лет назад +684

    the monks don't carry the relics they use the force if you look closely

  • @robertlewis6915
    @robertlewis6915 5 лет назад +296

    I heard this old dude yelling "wololololo" at me, so I inexplicably liked, subscribed, and now commented.

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 4 года назад +19

      Quite fortunate that no one had researched heresy in here. Else your RUclips account would get terminated now

    • @stephencaudle1766
      @stephencaudle1766 Год назад +1

      He researched block printing and my neighbors subscribed.

  • @dragonmcmx
    @dragonmcmx 8 лет назад +771

    Destroying a fish trap... WITH ARROWS!
    Must've been the archery competition of the century.

    • @ihsanan-nashir7927
      @ihsanan-nashir7927 7 лет назад +29

      dragonmcmx arrows can destroy castle to

    • @Fear_ed
      @Fear_ed 7 лет назад +18

      destroying a castle, with a villager... (no techs)

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 6 лет назад +2

      Unless the arrows are lit with fire

    • @tuanotrananh6123
      @tuanotrananh6123 6 лет назад +4

      i have try using a sword to destroy my house for 4 hours and they only take like 1 and 2 to destroy the house

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 6 лет назад +1

      dragonmcmx destroy a castle with a sword

  • @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan
    @Vasif_Bugrahan_Alparslan 8 лет назад +363

    Even if the villager is carrying 1 meat, its like he/she is carrying half the animal

    • @inakiaraquistain5731
      @inakiaraquistain5731 5 лет назад +14

      Or carrying berries. It still looks like he is carrying meat.

  • @BidwellRunner
    @BidwellRunner 5 лет назад +215

    The meso civs can research horse collar despite having no horses

  • @BruceRicard
    @BruceRicard 8 лет назад +334

    The fact that the wind always comes for the back of the boats is also quite odd. Even if two boats are facing each other, the wind comes from both of their backs :)

    • @icompletelyagreewithu9989
      @icompletelyagreewithu9989 7 лет назад +3

      That Guy from Walmart it barely damages units... and if it missed y any damage at all

    • @Kevin-wx7wu
      @Kevin-wx7wu 6 лет назад +1

      Anton Related a little arrow from a tower without upgrades destroys ships

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 6 лет назад +4

      While we're on the subject of the environment: It never rains, yet the farms are productive. It's never nighttime. No ship ever runs aground. Nobody dies of disease, ever.

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад

      Those are trade winds and are private property. So the direction could be different

  • @apex9806
    @apex9806 8 лет назад +672

    Everyone is born an Adult.
    ~AoE Logic

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +77

      And birth only happens in TOWN CENTER?? not in villager's houses?? Dont tell me everyone gets born in town hall!

    • @DoubleBullet
      @DoubleBullet 8 лет назад +5

      +digimaks actually at the barracks

    • @SmilayBros
      @SmilayBros 8 лет назад +66

      Thats one wild towncenter

    • @mattbaker8787
      @mattbaker8787 8 лет назад +25

      Our childhoods never happened.

    • @thecraigert880
      @thecraigert880 8 лет назад +42

      if you garrison 5 female villagers and 1 male villager in the tc, the tc will work a lot faster

  • @kbssaprodussoes
    @kbssaprodussoes 5 лет назад +288

    I was waiting for you to say that Stones are harder to find than gold, also more valuable!!

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions 8 лет назад +289

    when a unit gets converted they instantly change from their uniform into a different colored one
    which they happen to be carrying around
    even the siege and the elephants

    • @vladimirdan1959
      @vladimirdan1959 8 лет назад +85

      The monk secretly throws paint on them with such good accuracy that he hits exactly the right spots.

    • @sspenkerr3393
      @sspenkerr3393 7 лет назад +41

      Roses are red,
      Violets are blue.
      W O L O L O O O,
      Now roses are blue.

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 6 лет назад

      That's the standard rts logic of an opposing unit that gets converted to another player's side.

    • @SgtLion
      @SgtLion 6 лет назад +4

      Ever heard of 'turncoats'? Historically not just a metaphor, troops actually turned their coats inside out to change their color.

    • @warrax111
      @warrax111 6 лет назад +3

      Roses are red, violets are blue...
      *Read more*
      What is happening here?
      I don't have a clue!
      WOLOLOOOOOO.
      Roses are blue, violets are red
      Now I understand, true,
      you nerd.
      *Show less*

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 8 лет назад +515

    "Naturally, buildings are the most stubborn to have religious debates with" That just made my day :)

    • @pingpink4765
      @pingpink4765 8 лет назад +9

      Nah, I'm sure those dweeps are just thrashing the place and cleaning it of any heretical items to purify it.

    • @kaidatong1704
      @kaidatong1704 7 лет назад +6

      +Ping Pink
      good point, but they can somehow do it without walking into the building

    • @warmasterdorn
      @warmasterdorn 7 лет назад +3

      (They're not monks, they're mages... They just don't want to be burned at the stake that took one damage 200 years ago)

    • @pierre-mariecaulliez6285
      @pierre-mariecaulliez6285 6 лет назад +5

      Actually, if your building starts having ANY sort of debate with you, seeking a monk might be a good idea

    • @Floxxoror
      @Floxxoror 6 лет назад

      yeah.... but what about the people in the smithy? they can be converted.

  • @Jdavid2890
    @Jdavid2890 4 года назад +112

    As a lifelong carpenter, I can say that repairing a burnt out house does take longer than building new.

    • @exen8650
      @exen8650 3 года назад +12

      yeah, I'm no construction worker but I was pretty confused by that. Just about anything takes longer to repair than to build, for a multitude of obvious reasons such as having to work around what's already there to get to a broken part (fuck small cars)

  • @apex9806
    @apex9806 8 лет назад +416

    Fish Trap on fire..................................in the water.
    ~AoE Logic

  • @Mjaaaland
    @Mjaaaland 8 лет назад +195

    #21 - Villagers have a lifespan of 4 historical eras

  • @V8SplashMan
    @V8SplashMan 5 лет назад +106

    I always provide my siege rams with comfortable beds

  • @awordabout...3061
    @awordabout...3061 9 лет назад +273

    Conversion works by wololo. If you're ever having an argument just say 'wololo' or 'aiyoh-yo-yo' and you'll know they've been persuaded to your side because the colour of their shirt will change.
    Yet another life lesson from Age of Empires!

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 9 лет назад +11

      James Beil I feel this comment is under appreciated...

    • @awordabout...3061
      @awordabout...3061 9 лет назад +2

      Drew Armstrong, The Glorious Lobster Emperor Thank you, your crusteaceaniness.

    • @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor
      @TheGloriousLobsterEmperor 9 лет назад +7

      James Beil
      You are welcome, and will be spared from my armies wrath...

    • @ginchan11
      @ginchan11 9 лет назад

      James Beil hahahaha XD wolololololo

    • @TanayPrabhuDesai
      @TanayPrabhuDesai 9 лет назад +3

      James Beil Isn't that in the very first AoE?

  • @Vadagarr
    @Vadagarr 9 лет назад +534

    Axemen never run out of axes.

    • @CasualCactusGaming
      @CasualCactusGaming 9 лет назад +77

      Vadagar Neither does any ranged unit run out of ammunition.

    • @AeonQuasar
      @AeonQuasar 9 лет назад +36

      CasualCactus Gaming But he does have a point. Axemen clearly only have one axe, and they throw it away. It looks to heavy to carry around more than one as well. Same with the Skirmisher. Other ranged units have arrows, that you at least could have 20-30 of with you before you need to resupply.

    • @CasualCactusGaming
      @CasualCactusGaming 9 лет назад +10

      Morten Bakke And onagers only have a set amount of rocks/fireballs

    • @mashek331
      @mashek331 9 лет назад +3

      +Morten Bakke I think they also carry an axe or two on their back.

    • @wyw201
      @wyw201 9 лет назад +3

      +Morten Bakke Could be inflatable axes haha

  • @Thomas-dd8xs
    @Thomas-dd8xs 5 лет назад +161

    My number one question in terms of logic is: WHY are Teutonic KNIGHTS on FOOT?

    • @manofsesame3024
      @manofsesame3024 4 года назад +35

      Jedi knights are also on foot

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 4 года назад +6

      Tired of waiting for its master to die, the horse tried tossing him off but of no avail.

    • @Ubeer85
      @Ubeer85 4 года назад +10

      Not all knights where on foot. The english prefered to fight on foot unlike the french wich prefered the cavalry charge. If you are refering to the uselessness of teutonic knights in game due to their extremely slow speed, then in my opinion mounted teutonic knights would make a good choice. Thir stat would have to be nerfed alot if they would have been moubnted. More expensive then a knight but somewhat stronger

    • @Nutellafuerst
      @Nutellafuerst 4 года назад +1

      more like; why dont they have a shield.

    • @sevenpolar3483
      @sevenpolar3483 4 года назад +9

      @@Nutellafuerst in the later middle ages shields were generally considered mostly useless, that is why you upgrade from shielded longswordmen to unshielded two-handed swordsmen

  • @nic12344
    @nic12344 9 лет назад +578

    Shoot a boar once, no fucks given.
    Shoot a boar twice, chases you for eternity!

    • @JanJanNik
      @JanJanNik 8 лет назад +72

      +Nicholas R.M. the boar is like, ok, THAT DOES IT!

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 8 лет назад +61

      +JanJanNik
      Yeah,he's like "ok you shot me once,im just gonna take it as an accident."
      *seccond shot* "OK NOW YOUVE DONE IT!YOU CANT ACCIDENTALY ATTACK ME 2 TIMES!"

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 8 лет назад +103

      +Nicholas R.M.
      Crash one plane into WTC, accident, strange event.
      Crash twice a plane into WTC, chases you to Afghanistan

    • @LanceVader
      @LanceVader 8 лет назад +6

      +Nicholas R.M. I forgive. ONCE.

    • @Super_Syrian
      @Super_Syrian 7 лет назад +1

      and if you hide in a building then you come out, it'll simultaneously abandon its prey

  • @apex9806
    @apex9806 8 лет назад +382

    Takes berries from bush. Berries don't grow back.
    ~AoE Logic.

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +19

      And all trees! I had it happen few times when whole map runs out of trees! Permanent deforestation.
      Oh also- GOLD is on top of the surface... while gold mostly found underground.

    • @apex9806
      @apex9806 8 лет назад +32

      I deforested the Black Forest map once.
      I'm very proud of it. :3

    • @cameron7374
      @cameron7374 8 лет назад +19

      Instead the bush disappears immideately.

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions 8 лет назад +44

      one berry left in bush: big bush with loads of berries visible
      pick the last berry: entire bush is gone

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 8 лет назад +13

      Look dude those villagers are a bit violent when picking. they sort of rip its roots out when picking. I mean they didn't go to university to learn how things grow :P

  • @ahadurrahmanalif5805
    @ahadurrahmanalif5805 6 лет назад +271

    Random Villager: I'm hungry.
    Me: WHAT? I GAVE YOU 50 FOODS!!!
    Random villager: I have been working for 50 years.
    Me: So?

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад +25

      Random villager: No, you didn’t give me 50 food, I was converted
      *Troll face*

    • @personalejcr
      @personalejcr 4 года назад +7

      Villager: I have been farming for 3 hours the second I came out the town center, can I take a break or at least eat anything that I'm farming?
      Me: Listen buddy, do you want to die? because the the goths are killing us right now. We are at war here

    • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
      @FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 года назад +1

      I think that a good way to redress this issue is a small maintenance cost for units - for example, a villager might consume 1 unit of food every 10 seconds or so. This would prompt players to focus more on economic growth and sustainability than waging war (just make some tweaks to diplomacy to make treaties for trade and commerce and you can convert this war game to a socio-economic simulation).

    • @ryanergo754
      @ryanergo754 3 года назад +2

      @@FrankCastle-tq9bz Considering 650 stone is enough to build an entire Castle. 50 is enough to survive a lifetime.

    • @jimakisspd
      @jimakisspd 3 года назад

      Unless 50 food implies 50 tons of food for lifetime of each villager or something. But then one would have to wonder how come this food never expires lol :p

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 8 лет назад +327

    #11
    "Stop Wolf, im building"
    the Wolf
    -"My Apologies, i gonna respect the fact that you are constructing sir, i gonna move out your building construction site"

    • @barrufio
      @barrufio 6 лет назад +2

      this is the most hilarious

    • @HunterBobbey
      @HunterBobbey 5 лет назад +5

      "Hey, you can't be in here without a hard hat!"
      wolf - "Oh sorry sir, I'll get off the property immediately."

    • @barrufio
      @barrufio 5 лет назад

      lol

  • @endlesswaffles6504
    @endlesswaffles6504 7 лет назад +397

    Soldiers carry every colored uniform in the game for when a monk points a stick at them.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 6 лет назад +14

      Splatoon is actually AoE:5 confirmed.

    • @Slimurgical
      @Slimurgical 5 лет назад +25

      A champion before deployment looking into his dresser "Hmmm, I wonder what color uniform I'll be wearing today...
      Mneh, best bring all of them."

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад +20

      Those soldiers are open minded people ready to embrace any religion they find suitable

    • @jefffinkbonner9551
      @jefffinkbonner9551 4 года назад +2

      Goth soldiers can grab n go. Everyone else is pretty indecisive getting out the door.

  • @robertcaseydavis
    @robertcaseydavis 5 лет назад +121

    Repair takes longer than construction in real life.
    (From a family of contractors)

    • @yesofcourse3972
      @yesofcourse3972 4 года назад +6

      @@Expialidoucious its the same dude, one place with damaged planks fundations, and your building is screwed already cuz of rest of the building weight, the fact that there are no materials like iron used in buildings like that, makes it even more possible to collapse, so yea repairing is much more time taking in medieval than in todays world, but that also depends on damage taken

  • @Unit987654321
    @Unit987654321 8 лет назад +233

    The repair vs. built time part, it is logical and true. I work in construction and when repairing, you need to remove the damaged parts and then replace them with new ones. Meanwhile when you are building, you just install them without having to remove anything. It does take longer, and material cost remains the same, meaning that in the game it should still have a relatively higher cost to repair buildings, and it should take longer. And realistically people are faced with such decisions in every day modern life, should I fix my broken car or is it cheaper to buy a new one?

    • @silverwoodlawn4913
      @silverwoodlawn4913 6 лет назад +2

      Unit987654321 higher repair costs could've just left the reason to repair useless? As to, why not rebuild than repair?

    • @JohnSmith-wx9wj
      @JohnSmith-wx9wj 6 лет назад +3

      Back then they would just abandon buildings and build new ones.

    • @warrax111
      @warrax111 6 лет назад +4

      You need space in your base, if you are limited by space, you need to repair building. That's why you need to repair, even if it takes longer time. In reality, if you want to replace building on same spot, you need to destroy building, in past time, it was much more problem then now (with explosives). So it's logical, they used repair even when it took longer time.

    • @lamegliogioventu
      @lamegliogioventu 5 лет назад

      Wololo

    • @aaagagatagtgtt9656
      @aaagagatagtgtt9656 5 лет назад +2

      My dad (a finish carpenter) often comments about how much more work it is to do renovations / repairs than to build new houses.

  • @SadButter
    @SadButter 9 лет назад +831

    On an all new sitcom, witness the most whimsical roommates trying to live their daily lives in the same home!
    Starring:
    Onager
    Battering Ram
    War Elephant
    Scorpion
    and Fishing Ship!
    See everlasting hilarity and heartbreaking drama in Sieged by the Persians, coming soon on Fox.

    • @canadian__ninja
      @canadian__ninja 8 лет назад +34

      +RandomGuy1994 I'd watch that

    • @anteevic6449
      @anteevic6449 8 лет назад +19

      +RandomGuy1994 Me too

    • @VatsalJain-
      @VatsalJain- 8 лет назад +2

      +Butter of Sorrow lol XDDDD

    • @censorduck
      @censorduck 8 лет назад +15

      +Butter of Sorrow I wonder what a house filled with the entire crew of a Galleon is like.

    • @tctcreator9135
      @tctcreator9135 8 лет назад

      +Butter of Sorrow Of course the War Elephant has a people control it , Onager + Ram + Trebuchetch too !
      Game simulation the real = it can't design full like the real = can't control a City of 10.000 people live in it !

  • @wv8d
    @wv8d 5 лет назад +200

    Takes berries from bush
    The bush magicaly dissapears

    • @randomness6498
      @randomness6498 5 лет назад +28

      Alex Triboi get meat from bushes

    • @MoHossam94
      @MoHossam94 4 года назад +3

      @@randomness6498 Plant Protein 😁😂

    • @zerox8413
      @zerox8413 4 года назад +2

      At least not taking damaged by crossing it... Would be hilarious if been killed by bush berries

  • @jeremiasastorga8399
    @jeremiasastorga8399 7 лет назад +339

    Hitting a castle with a knife for long enough will set it on fire.

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад +43

      Yeah, friction ya know

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 5 лет назад +1

      As long as there is a huge number of villagers or close range soldiers

    • @Nemmy72
      @Nemmy72 5 лет назад +9

      The Knife Slashes the metal or stone, creating sparks, setting the building ablaze.

    • @muffinman2546
      @muffinman2546 5 лет назад +2

      But remember. Today's iron is completely different to wrought iron which is a very raw and diluted (full of impurities) version of casted iron.

    • @damianp7313
      @damianp7313 5 лет назад +2

      They fixed this in aoe 3 they throw flaming sticks ... but ruined the game completely orherwise

  • @spectre9065
    @spectre9065 8 лет назад +110

    1) Spearmen lose to a villager 1v1 without armor or weapon upgrades, despite the villagers not using hunting bows to defend.
    2) Teutonic knights don't ride horses.
    3) Farms are harvested best when placed in the center of the city (the town center).
    4) Cliffs don't need elevation gradient whatsoever.
    5) Trebuchets have a longer range than cannons.
    6) Cannonballs from cannon galleons travel as if they're in the Matrix.
    7) Ships have less HP than paladins.

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 6 лет назад +3

      Spectre how about training foot infantry units when playing as the mongols when the real Mongol army only uses horse cavalry.. Or being able to use cavalry if playing as the aztecs, mayans and incas when the real life ones never used horses

    • @parthsingh818
      @parthsingh818 6 лет назад +7

      You don't get a Stable when you play as the Native Americans.

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 6 лет назад +1

      PARTH Singh unless you enable the full tech tree as the aztecs, mayans and incas plus access to gunpowder.. And speaking of the aztecs, mayans and incas, you can train horse units if playing as them with the full tech tree yet their trade carts are still pulled by a person instead of a horse

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 6 лет назад +5

      kirk jason beltran Mongols had foot units they just didn't use them much but they had them, who do you. Think ran their trebuchets they used to launch dead bodies during sieges?

    • @danilomiletic6115
      @danilomiletic6115 6 лет назад

      AZTECS MAYANS INCAS using cavalry and stable in rise of nations

  • @KatariaGujjar
    @KatariaGujjar 6 лет назад +304

    #21 Villagers can't kill military horses/elephants for food
    #22 War Wagons cannot garrison units
    #23 Wolves/Jaguars don't attack monks
    #24 Bombard Cannons can flatten a Siege Ram with a few hits, but a Bombard Tower cannot
    #25 Villagers can survive a blow from a siege ram 😂😂😂
    Edit:
    #26 Transport ship will carry 20 elephants but not 21 villagers.
    #27 Villagers will shoot arrows at deer but not at enemies.
    #28 Villagers in towers will shoot arrows, but infantry in towers will not.
    #29 Villagers can kill deer, but cavalry cannot.
    #30 Units cannot walk through a forest.
    #31 Siege weapons shooting fire volleys do not ignite a fire at the target.
    Edit:
    #32 Stone castle can be destroyed by wooden arrows
    #33 Stone from destroyed walls cannot be recycled
    #34 Aztec/Mayan trade carts, with humans pulling the cart, can run just as fast as a regular horse-pulled trade cart.
    #35 Trees don't grow back
    #36 Goths can make a castle but not a stone wall
    #37 Villagers cannot swim
    Edit:
    #38 Birds fly endlessly without ever landing.
    #39 Birds cannot be hunted
    #40 Relics lost at sea will survive and resurface on the shore, but humans/animals will die and drown.
    #41 Sheep/cattle cannot get into a boat, but an elephant can.
    #42 Farms can be destroyed by shooting arrows
    #43 Lone sheep will travel alone across the map
    #44 Cavalry can run indefinitely without ever getting tired
    #45 It is always day time
    #46 Seasons never change
    #47 Ice never melts
    #48 Frozen lakes never break even if 10 elephants stand on it
    #49 Onagers damage friendly units, but archers do not
    #50 Spearmen cannot hunt fish
    #51 Farming in tundra

    • @romanlegionhare2262
      @romanlegionhare2262 5 лет назад +40

      Actually, wolves/jaguars don't attack scouts, either. Or trade carts. Except for not attacking the scouts, it is as if animals have a sense of honor, "He can't fight back, so I won't attack him."

    • @Daxter250
      @Daxter250 5 лет назад +6

      about #24: in the ps2 version bombard towers can flat rams with two hits or so. dunno why the devs didn't carry it over to the pc version. maybe the bombard tower would be too OP then?

    • @romanlegionhare2262
      @romanlegionhare2262 5 лет назад +9

      @@Daxter250 Could be the Bombard Towers are supposed to be OP in the PS2 version because the game would be too dull otherwise, I would think a console game would typically be designed to be higher-paced. I did not even know they had it for PS2.

    • @Daxter250
      @Daxter250 5 лет назад +4

      @@romanlegionhare2262 the thing is actually that you could easily win in the ps2 version with towers only, 'cause the ps2 only supports a population count up to 75 per civilization, making towers much more valuable in fights.
      btw. here the cover: images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51CYM8tq3TL._SY445_.jpg

    • @randomness6498
      @randomness6498 5 лет назад +6

      KatariaGujjar in conquerors bombard towers used to do hella of dmg, now its fixed 1 dmg,it was in the original version.

  • @Real_MisterSir
    @Real_MisterSir 9 лет назад +197

    Another villager thing that has always bothered me:
    They carry at all times: A fishing net, an axe, a bow, arrows, a knife, a pickaxe, and harvesting tools of various kinds. Even when upgraded, they can carry huge two person saws on top of this.
    I mean, villagers are the most buff OP units in the game!

    • @rythmjc3
      @rythmjc3 9 лет назад +31

      +Daniel Kemnitz Let's not forget they can build by smacking the ground xD

    • @Real_MisterSir
      @Real_MisterSir 9 лет назад +65

      +rythmjc3 They are also using strong psychological tools when working. For instance, if you buy a wheelbarrow and simply tell the villagers "guys we now have a wheelbarrow!", then they will automatically start gathering more even without physically using any wheelbarrow whatsoever :D

    • @rythmjc3
      @rythmjc3 9 лет назад +2

      +Daniel Kemnitz Hahaha yes very true xD

    • @Obelion_
      @Obelion_ 9 лет назад

      +Daniel Kemnitz and all of that in the pockets of their pants!

    • @RennieAsh
      @RennieAsh 9 лет назад +6

      +Daniel Kemnitz Don't forget they carry an armful of gold weighing more than they do on top of it all ;p

  • @doctorpc1531
    @doctorpc1531 8 лет назад +214

    More on #20: workers carrying logs into a flaming building. Nuff said.

  • @ahadurrahmanalif5805
    @ahadurrahmanalif5805 6 лет назад +44

    Congratulations!
    We now have double saws.
    Villagers: No thanks. We'll stick with our axes.

    • @f.c.laukhard3623
      @f.c.laukhard3623 5 лет назад +13

      But knowing that we have saws already makes us work faster.

    • @granite_planet
      @granite_planet 4 года назад +6

      I guess villagers are very conservative regarding their tools and methods. (You ever tried to convince a 1200-year-old lumberjack to adapt?) When handcarts and saws are invented they just work harder to keep up... which means they were just slacking in the Dark Age.

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 3 года назад +1

      @@f.c.laukhard3623 emotional support in a nutshell

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 10 месяцев назад

      Guess the double-saws are used in the Town Centres, to saw off those villagers who slack off.

  • @tetraphobie
    @tetraphobie 7 лет назад +261

    Even WALLS have a faction.

  • @Pandalka
    @Pandalka 8 лет назад +302

    my biggest wonder: where do they get the donkeys they use in the mills from if there are no donkeys in the whole world?

    • @anthonyteasley3837
      @anthonyteasley3837 8 лет назад +8

      no wait there.... omg yoir right there arent any donkeys anywhere how do they get them then? huh

    • @kusumabudisatria2310
      @kusumabudisatria2310 8 лет назад +48

      they built them out of wood, just like seed they planted. basically they are "the creators". :'D

    • @anthonyteasley3837
      @anthonyteasley3837 8 лет назад +2

      sounds legit

    • @yhlee1205
      @yhlee1205 7 лет назад +50

      People had to hide them in mills to prevent missionaries from stealing/riding them.

    • @warmasterdorn
      @warmasterdorn 7 лет назад +17

      Easy: you grab a horse, find a monk, say a couple of wololo's, and presto! Donkey.

  • @Karen1963Yorks
    @Karen1963Yorks 5 лет назад +93

    Why do trees never grow back? Sheep, fish etc never breed?

    • @renooakes5923
      @renooakes5923 4 года назад +10

      Yes! We need a forrestry office and make them plant new trees. I once did a game that actually had this, before I played Age of Empires. I forgot the name though :/

    • @johannessvensson6210
      @johannessvensson6210 4 года назад +6

      Settlers?

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 года назад +3

      TREES DON'T JUST *GROW*
      That shit takes forever to grow, AND THAT IMPLIES YOU REPLANT IT

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 4 года назад +6

      Due to the intense war situation, monks convinced the trees, sheep and fish to undergo sterilisation

    • @konev13thebeast
      @konev13thebeast 4 года назад +4

      Gaia doesnt have the proper housing

  • @BeepingMetal
    @BeepingMetal 8 лет назад +320

    I just like the idea that an empire can gather tonnes of stone, stockpile it someplace, and one guy can use it to build a castle ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DAMN WORLD.

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +53

      They got credit card system for gold payment and pneumatic parcel chutes under ground for transporting wood, food and stone :P

    • @costrutto9408
      @costrutto9408 8 лет назад +14

      but they probably don't have iron arrows or ballistics

    • @karthiknaik3944
      @karthiknaik3944 8 лет назад +35

      Amazon Prime Air

    • @gaojizhong
      @gaojizhong 8 лет назад

      +karthik naik lol

    • @carlosm896
      @carlosm896 7 лет назад +12

      A lone villager builds a whole castle by only hitting the ground ...... in only 2 minutes

  • @TheCrimson147
    @TheCrimson147 8 лет назад +217

    3:15
    lady: "no i won't share a room with someone. I'd rather die!!"
    3:22 she dies ._.
    also love it when the wolf gets out of the way to let the villager build at 6:48

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 8 лет назад +54

      +TheCrimson147
      Feminazim at its finest.

    • @viperakmal
      @viperakmal 6 лет назад

      Hahahaha... When you choose to be feminist... That's what happened... Hahaha

  • @bobjoe109
    @bobjoe109 5 лет назад +125

    Using a team of people to smash a very large, very heavy object into a building: tons of damage
    Using a team of people to smash a very large, very heavy object into a person: 1 dmg

    • @Just_a-guy
      @Just_a-guy 3 года назад +2

      No "team of people". Just one person is enough
      to use ram or trebuchet

  • @jasv49
    @jasv49 9 лет назад +295

    How about units performing flawlessly until they die, regardless of their current HP?

    • @Vladislavchooo
      @Vladislavchooo 9 лет назад +45

      +Jazz1992 this to me has been a myth for absolutely every game out there ;D

    • @jasv49
      @jasv49 9 лет назад +10

      +YOUFAIL MON Moments like that are kinda the point of the video, so...

    • @polkjmsb
      @polkjmsb 9 лет назад

      +Jazz1992 I think they don't perform perfectly until they die, but I might be wrong

    • @tshepp89
      @tshepp89 9 лет назад +2

      +DrearyPlane8 You're kinda missing the point I think mate.

    • @aquadelic8457
      @aquadelic8457 9 лет назад +6

      +Vladislavchooo in C&C Generals, wounded units are slower, both movement, and attack speed

  • @EzioIlMentore
    @EzioIlMentore 9 лет назад +98

    Monk: ...So then I told that battering ram, "You need Jesus in your life!".

    • @SpiritOfTheLaw
      @SpiritOfTheLaw  9 лет назад +5

      +EzioIlMentore ha!

    • @liondrak
      @liondrak 9 лет назад

      Best comment, omg 😂

    • @jessemacaspac443
      @jessemacaspac443 9 лет назад +4

      +EzioIlMentore "... and then I introduced him to the once Muslim Elephant I converted..."

    • @bskorupk
      @bskorupk 9 лет назад +3

      +EzioIlMentore If they are able to convert inanimate objects, then they should have the holy hand grenade of Antioch added to the game.

    • @carlosm896
      @carlosm896 7 лет назад

      The monk said to the catapult: you need Jesus in your life!
      The catapult is converted to Christianity, changes color and then says: go to kill enemies while resting to converted to Christianity to more catapults

  • @ricrowvancrow
    @ricrowvancrow 4 года назад +61

    Villagers wake up. The scout: Ah ! You are finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right ?

    • @nickvuch5729
      @nickvuch5729 4 года назад +1

      Lacrius classic line there for sure

  • @petar8671
    @petar8671 8 лет назад +67

    It takes longer to collect food from one sheep than it does to build a house

  • @NemesisApocaliptic
    @NemesisApocaliptic 8 лет назад +105

    Monk converting an elephatn: Hey, I have peanuts!

    • @makannasi6064
      @makannasi6064 6 лет назад +4

      Monk: join my side and you'll get the peanut!
      Elephant : *joins the monk's side*

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад +1

      “Ye belongeth to the largest mammal specimen on Earth. Come join us and be more responsible regarding your life”

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 4 года назад

      And monks can also convert self operated siege equipment

  • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
    @T33K3SS3LCH3N 5 лет назад +28

    4:43 AoE sheep may be able to explore, but Warcraft sheep are able to explode!

  • @aternixgame
    @aternixgame 8 лет назад +233

    The thing that annoys me most is that siege weapons move, despite no one being there to move it.

    • @Tyrian3k
      @Tyrian3k 8 лет назад +89

      It's even weirder when you consider that one siege weapon, the cannon, has someone pushing it.

    • @alecfongy3175
      @alecfongy3175 8 лет назад +12

      I'm pretty sure there's at least 1 person in the ram who is controlling it
      bit the mangonel and scorpion.. No idea...

    • @skillsonthestreet
      @skillsonthestreet 8 лет назад +32

      Even weirder is you can convert a siege weapon to christianism

    • @stefonjoseph7741
      @stefonjoseph7741 8 лет назад +49

      A trebuchet can pack and unpack and be on its way to take down a city. All by itself.

    • @skillsonthestreet
      @skillsonthestreet 8 лет назад +1

      Stefon Joseph i just did that minutes ago

  • @jamescharles2376
    @jamescharles2376 7 лет назад +107

    a guy yelling wololo is enough for me to join his side

  • @ahadurrahmanalif5805
    @ahadurrahmanalif5805 6 лет назад +75

    We have Aztec warriors, whose weapons are iron.
    (Men-at-arms, longswordsmen, Two handed swordsmen, champions)
    Quetzalcoatl confirmed.

    • @f.c.laukhard3623
      @f.c.laukhard3623 5 лет назад +2

      @John Before the Americas were discovered (again)?

    • @SteelShroom256
      @SteelShroom256 5 лет назад +12

      Not to mention how the Aztecs have full-on Arbalests while the Spanish just have plain old archers.

    • @tinafabisch2995
      @tinafabisch2995 4 года назад +1

      Wheel as technology was Not There.
      No balista, no trade Cars, no Katapults........

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 4 года назад

      It was an international UN agreement of the time which stated all civilisations should be allowed to use iron weapons

    • @TheGoGoat91
      @TheGoGoat91 4 года назад +5

      They got amor clad warriors wielding swords as their rank and file troops, but the elite troops run around naked using obsidian clubs

  • @LosEagle
    @LosEagle 9 лет назад +192

    Sheeps are backbone of every successful empire.

    • @boomer486
      @boomer486 9 лет назад +18

      LosEagle Or apparently turkey's

    • @brunolimaj7129
      @brunolimaj7129 9 лет назад +3

      +LosEagle I see what you did there ! :D

    • @Awwad-Reviews
      @Awwad-Reviews 9 лет назад

      +LosEagle maaaaaaaaaa

    • @NeilRoy
      @NeilRoy 9 лет назад +4

      +LosEagle It explains where all the peasants came from when there was just one man. ;)

    • @AzureDragon100
      @AzureDragon100 9 лет назад +2

      +LosEagle Soon the world will tremble under the might of the Empire of New Zealand!

  • @albertcheung4056
    @albertcheung4056 8 лет назад +142

    The Chinese have bombard towers and cannon galleons but dont have access to bombard cannons, too hard to install wheels on a cannon

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +4

      or Celts dont have STONE WALLS !?

    • @albertcheung4056
      @albertcheung4056 8 лет назад +8

      +digimaks I think you are referring to the Goths. No they dont have stone walls, its not logically and more likely to be a balancing issue

    • @MrAsaqe
      @MrAsaqe 8 лет назад +1

      Not a popular choice for the Chinese, more efficient to mount them on ships and fixed defenses.

    • @Volcano4981
      @Volcano4981 5 лет назад +1

      Most certainly for balance since their M@A rush with Skirms for support or their late game infantry spam is a bit too OP
      Pretty sure both branches of the Goths did make use of stone walls once they settled historically, mainly building upon former Roman settlements, and wooden fortifications prior to, and during, the Great Migration Era. (Could use some fact checking on that claim, of course.) In fact, the only civilisation in-game for whom walls don't make much historical sense are Huns as they were nomadic for the most part.

    • @michalkuban9888
      @michalkuban9888 5 лет назад

      @@Volcano4981 I think that not only Huns, but also Mongols and Vikings have not build many stone fortifications (if any) in middle ages (Vikings built circle wooden fortresses). Maybe also some of the empires from The African Kingdoms dlc (which was not out when this video released). Khmers and Ethiopians for sure built stone defenses, but I am not so sure about the other african empires, as I know nothing about these.

  • @Czesnek
    @Czesnek 5 лет назад +52

    I always hear "Age of Vampires"

    • @jellyfish0311
      @jellyfish0311 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @tinylunaticinahugeworld
      @tinylunaticinahugeworld 4 года назад +2

      maybe foreshadow for Vlad Dracula, that is an available new campaign now, in DE edition.

    • @J.Severin
      @J.Severin 3 года назад +2

      Still a better Lovestory then Twilight!
      #7:53

    • @epsilon2944
      @epsilon2944 2 года назад

      I will never be able to unsee this

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus 8 лет назад +61

    I don't know why you can't walk through a Market. You can walk through a Town Center...

    • @bananian
      @bananian 7 лет назад +11

      Iconoclasm_
      you need a market pass to go in.

  • @yaketysaks
    @yaketysaks 8 лет назад +68

    Unit takes 99% damage- totally fine, still walking around with the best of them. Unit takes 100% damage- dies instantly.

    • @Graymenn
      @Graymenn 5 лет назад

      lol and what would you do if you took a sword blow to your arm.... roll on the ground crying?

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 5 лет назад

      That, my son, is the tiny point between life and death

  • @woodrew5415
    @woodrew5415 6 лет назад +42

    You mentioned monks conversion but didn't talk about how waving a staff can heal all injuries

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 4 года назад +5

      He's casting healing spells.

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 3 года назад +6

      @@SimonClarkstone Yeah, but you don't see mages shooting fire in this game.

    • @SimonClarkstone
      @SimonClarkstone 3 года назад

      @@areaxisthegurkha hm; true.

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 2 года назад

      @@areaxisthegurkha But there were no mages who shoot fire spells in the past

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 Год назад +2

      That's what you call wireless medieval medicine, mate!

  • @bordissed
    @bordissed 8 лет назад +123

    There is no such thing as iron in Age of Empires.
    It's a concept but it doesn't actually exist.

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +34

      AH yeah, another important point that dont make sense.. Gold.. I guess everything metal is made of gold.

    • @sebili0n99
      @sebili0n99 8 лет назад +1

      it would be weird too, like imagine cave men having empire, like homosapians vs neaderthals, or maybe they did!

    • @danilomiletic6115
      @danilomiletic6115 6 лет назад +2

      in empire earth cavemen in prehistoric age requires IRON

    • @gordistador
      @gordistador 6 лет назад +1

      Halberdiers use wooden halberds.

    • @whossoap355
      @whossoap355 6 лет назад +2

      every edged or pierce weapon is made from woods lol. that explains why you need several hits to kill a unit, you're actually smashing and shooting em with wooden swords and wooden tip arrows

  • @Cyrikyty
    @Cyrikyty 8 лет назад +78

    Villager: "Sheep! Go out and Explore!"
    Sheep: "Baaaah!" *sheep heads out
    10 minutes later.
    Villager: "And? What did you find?" *pulls out map
    Sheep: "Baaaah!"
    Villager: "Uh huh...."
    Sheep: "Baaaaaaah!"
    Villager: "Mmh.. very interesting..."
    Sheep: "Baah. Baah!"
    Villager: "So there's a lake there? Good to know!"
    Sheep: "Baaah...."
    Villager: "An enemy Barracks? Nice work scout. Now we're prepared."

    • @almightyhydra
      @almightyhydra 7 лет назад +15

      Cyrikyty An enemy Baaaa-racks

    • @99mrpogi
      @99mrpogi 6 лет назад +1

      Villager should have placed a GoPro camera on the sheep's head

    • @user-ky5pu7ye8c
      @user-ky5pu7ye8c 6 лет назад

      this seems correct, nothing is wrong here nope nothing at all

    • @nemou4985
      @nemou4985 6 лет назад +2

      Villager: Now, time for a snack
      Sheep: Baaaaah!!?

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 6 лет назад

      You herd the sheep and keep them from escaping? PAH!
      In RUSSIA, we put stupid sheep to work! Saves time, and calories.

  • @seargantmagor
    @seargantmagor 5 лет назад +11

    The AOE logic about building/repairing buildings does actually make sense. I work in construction and this is legit, i'll explain.
    Lets make this simple and use drywall. Constructing one piece of drywall takes maybe 10 minutes at most. Yet if a person knocks a hole in the drywall, you need to cut a matching piece, make sure it fits snug, do the same steps as just adding a new piece but with much more precision. It does take less resources, but more time consuming.
    As far as wooden construction, lets say you have a beam that is rotten. A builder needs to brace up the roof, cut the rotten piece, cut a matching piece, all of this is without a pre-made plan. most of the time when I build new buildings, I can zone out half of the shift, similar to riding a bike. But repairing requires a new behavior, planning, and precision.
    I can imagine that AOE played this part also for balance issues, but the logic actually is legit - it takes longer to repair than to build from scratch. It sounds weird, but anybody that does construction would agree.
    Edit: Obviously it also depends on the type of repair, but generally speaking

  • @CiliophoraEuplotes
    @CiliophoraEuplotes 9 лет назад +87

    I bet the transport ship capacity is determined by the nonsensical transport companies policies.

    • @Auriflamme
      @Auriflamme 9 лет назад +2

      Rafael Feliczaki Yeah, it's crazy health and safety regulations, they can only have 5 "passengers", but it doesn't matter if these passengers are people or elephants. And strangely knights only count as one passenger as long as they stay mounted on their horse for the whole trip.

    • @CiliophoraEuplotes
      @CiliophoraEuplotes 9 лет назад +17

      The knight's horse counts as the premium seat that they own due to their noble blood.

    • @plaigus1
      @plaigus1 9 лет назад +11

      +Rafael Feliczaki it's like how bringing too much luggage endangers the plane, but after you pay an extra weight tax it's not a problem anymore...

  • @mrvex6695
    @mrvex6695 8 лет назад +181

    How about the best nonsense
    Monk can convert transport ship and order the captain to either sit and do nothing, to cap pop limit
    Or sink on the spot... sink on the spot
    While the crew which isnt converted only wonders what happened to captain

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 8 лет назад +84

      it was in aoe 1 too I converted transport ship thinking people on it converted but no I ordered them to exit and they started attacking my units

    • @Pachi3080
      @Pachi3080 8 лет назад +1

      ROFL

    • @carlosm896
      @carlosm896 7 лет назад +6

      Edin743 After having converted you would have sunk the boat with the delete key

    • @abyssstrider2547
      @abyssstrider2547 7 лет назад +2

      carlos m naa, i wanted the boat tho and i didn't know they would not convert back then

    • @timothycai6534
      @timothycai6534 7 лет назад +3

      Martinc that is why monks of aoe2 deserves more thug life like video series!!!!

  • @alperendemirkaya3946
    @alperendemirkaya3946 4 года назад +19

    Soldier: I'm about to end this Monk's Whole career!
    Monk :Wololo Wololo
    Soldier: I'm about to end this Monk's all enemies' Whole Career!

  • @ombralol
    @ombralol 9 лет назад +165

    WHY IS THE KING SO FAST?
    Answer:
    One day Bill Gates called the AOE developers and said:
    *Bill*: Guys, about AOE.... i was thinking... Why don't we add also regicide as a way to win?
    *Developer1*: Oh yeah! why not!
    *Bill*: Oh and make sure the king is f __t! i gtg, bye! * hang up *
    *Developer2*: what did he said?
    *Developer1*: That the king have to be fast!
    *Developer2*: No i think he said fat! that would make sense!
    *Developer1*: ...like if our game for anything else make sense....
    *Developer2*: well... so let's make it FAT and FAST, so it doesn't make even more sense and for sure we don't disappoint Mr Gates!!! :D
    *Developer1*: YAY!!

    • @yrret1996
      @yrret1996 9 лет назад

      +Bart Bols ?? but you can just garrison your king, 20 villagers cant take out buildings

    • @jordanious7711
      @jordanious7711 9 лет назад +6

      +ombralol It probably went something more along the lines of...
      Dev 1: "hey did you know being fat used to be a symbol of wealth?"
      Dev 2 : "yeah, lets make the king fat. Did you also know they used to carry kings for transport?"
      Dev 1: "Oh really? lets make him fast then. All kings would be able to afford the best carts and horses around"

    • @BeautifulTurkish
      @BeautifulTurkish 9 лет назад +1

      +ombralol hilarious :) thanks for getting me in laughters :)

    • @krankarvolund7771
      @krankarvolund7771 8 лет назад

      +Bart Bols Yeah but.... in regicide games, you have a castle in the beginning ^^'

  • @doomsquared2743
    @doomsquared2743 9 лет назад +100

    That better than twilight joke got me... Why it is that villagers can't Garrison inside houses? Or any unit for that matter! If you need houses to make units, shouldn't the units be allowed to use them?

    • @princessbinas
      @princessbinas 9 лет назад +14

      Doom Squared Yeah, I always questioned this one. Useable houses would be nice. It also means, less towers, castles, and TCs to build. Better yet, why can't we garrison in outposts?!

    • @Ciclopotis
      @Ciclopotis 9 лет назад +15

      Doom Squared Now imagine garrisoning War Elephants inside houses

    • @princessbinas
      @princessbinas 9 лет назад +2

      Ciclopotis
      Great, another logic problem... One elephant per house then?

    • @sputnik9401
      @sputnik9401 9 лет назад

      Ciclopotis lolz

    • @doomsquared2743
      @doomsquared2743 9 лет назад +1

      +Bart Bols on that same note. units garrisoned inside of an archery range can't defend the building until they pop out of it.

  • @Marceloloeite
    @Marceloloeite 3 года назад +15

    One thing that most people overlook is how ships are just as agile as horses and shoot forwards

  • @hineighbor
    @hineighbor 8 лет назад +342

    How about the fact there there is just a ton of gold around.

    • @nowthatscrazy
      @nowthatscrazy 8 лет назад +12

      Hi, Neighbor! gold is actually very common irl. it's just one of those things that we decided should have a high value.

    • @panderetaelectrica683
      @panderetaelectrica683 7 лет назад +18

      Kristoffer Olsen Eh, no

    • @themonarchserupt4051
      @themonarchserupt4051 7 лет назад +6

      SO THATS WHY EVRYONE IN MIDDLE AGE HAD TONS OF GOLD COINS

    • @bradleyhamilton4409
      @bradleyhamilton4409 6 лет назад +3

      ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ They didn't. Currency was very rare during those times.

  • @muffinman2546
    @muffinman2546 5 лет назад +16

    11:03 Easy. The ram is flipped 90º to a vertical stance, then it pounds the farm. Logically, that erodes the soil and makes it hard for a farm to ever recover.

  • @Seegtease
    @Seegtease 8 лет назад +108

    Why so many dislikes on this video? It's hilarious, and the dry presentation made it better. I was cracking up at the king race part.

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +24

      King is scared to die the most- so he runs for his life entire game.
      Or perhaps he is on curry and beans.

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 2 года назад

      He who belittles the King shall incur the dislikes of his entire kingdom

  • @marccrew8773
    @marccrew8773 8 лет назад +68

    Swordsmen can attack ships from the shore, yet they can't walk into the water at all. Even worse, if the swordsman manages to get a few swings in, the ship can just sail off as if they aren't beached, what, you mean the ship magically unbeached itself?
    Also, why do we seem contribute the Moonwalk to Michael Jackson? We have clearly documented evidence that archers, villagers, horses, etc, were all doing this before him, yet we seem to praise him for it. What even was the purpose of these soldiers walking into battle like this? "Hey guys watch my moves!" - unknown swordsman's final words before being mowed down by a Mangonel.

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +33

      Boats had wheels!
      Packed trebuchet got gazoline engine. Sheep have GPS and goPro camera on them, with wireless connection to Town Center server! :P

  • @olas3154
    @olas3154 4 года назад +17

    Why does it take wood to seed a field? Sure, you need wood for farm equipment, but not each time you reseed. It takes twice as much wood to plant a field of crops as it does to build a 5 person house.

  • @Igor_054
    @Igor_054 8 лет назад +92

    AOE III solved most of those. Units can pass trough forests, monks can't convert, villagers use the same weapon for defence and hunting, large units take large ship capacity, units throw fire to buildings instead of attacking with swords, etc. And yet, AOE II is better to play than AOE III.

    • @misster490
      @misster490 6 лет назад +17

      Because realism is boring XP

    • @nilsp9426
      @nilsp9426 5 лет назад +6

      Well AoE III could use some patches regarding balance and usability. But otherwise, there are some pretty cool game systems in there. Maybe the community was already pretty satisfied with AoE II and the games are just too different.

    • @ironcrapprgaming
      @ironcrapprgaming 5 лет назад +1

      I really enjoyed the decks you unlock an build in a0e3 wish aoe2 had that feature.

    • @Volcano4981
      @Volcano4981 5 лет назад +4

      I actually do love AoE3 and its expansions too. The main problem with the game imo is in Asian Dynasties where some Japanese or Indian game metas are just too OP if you're looking to play multiplayer. Not to mention Asian civs in general advance in ages by building Wonders, which totally frees up the Town Centre to produce even more Villagers.
      European and Native American civilisations are pretty balanced though, each with their own quirks that makes for a unique gameplay.
      If maps had been larger, AoE 3 would have had a lot more of a potential imo.

    • @randomness6498
      @randomness6498 5 лет назад

      Igor Oliveira canoons are too op tho, *laughs in Turk bombard canoons*

  • @eduardoborges506
    @eduardoborges506 8 лет назад +42

    Actualy 19 makes a lot of sense. Even in real life , reparing a buidling can be more painfull then building a new one. Thats why there is that expression " You might as well raze it and build a new one". When ur buidling something from scratch , you can place what you want , where you want whithout any limatations or concerns , also , you have a working order , for example you wont build the floor before you build the roof.
    When you are repairing something , you have to check for any structural damage , any risks before you place anything , sometimes you have to phsicaly remove things to repair something , and then put those things in again. You are also working on limited space which slows you down, and you do not have a working other. For example if you have to repair the roof of a house , there is a big chance you will have to work on the walls even though they are not damaged.

  • @mehmetsahsert3284
    @mehmetsahsert3284 4 года назад +31

    3:04 how stupid we are. AoE2 was practicing social distancing 2 decades ago

  • @armincal9834
    @armincal9834 8 лет назад +130

    IMO the priests converting enemy buildings should have been put on number 1! How can the priest convert my barracks to christianity??!

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 8 лет назад +70

      By putting up crosses in every room and sprinkling every inch with holy water. Duhhh.

    • @MrAsaqe
      @MrAsaqe 8 лет назад +57

      The monk was trying to convince your garrison commander that your lord has forsaken you and to join their ranks. The reason why town centers and castles are immune is because they are sources of authority.

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq 8 лет назад +4

      What Roes said is actually the truth.

    • @artsenor254
      @artsenor254 6 лет назад +1

      Okay for the garrison commander... But then, why doesn't this guy take any food nor any population ? I mean, ok for the pop', he may live in his own building, but let him eat something at least. He's working so hard for you ! (Same for your smith and your scientists in university... no tribute at all.)

    • @ЗолотойКонь-х6ж
      @ЗолотойКонь-х6ж 6 лет назад +4

      How you may ask....
      Wololo

  • @betsecaf2227
    @betsecaf2227 8 лет назад +96

    why do farms cost wood? are we eating wood from farms?

    • @edram4051
      @edram4051 8 лет назад +3

      +Steb the Feg I wondered that myself once. The answer I came up with is ploughing. A plough is made of wood, innit?

    • @3dDoener
      @3dDoener 8 лет назад +1

      well in AoE 1 every farm still had a little house next to it, so it made sense back then...

    • @drazikaaba
      @drazikaaba 8 лет назад +23

      but do you use 60 logs to make a plow?

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +20

      They grind up 60 logs to make fertilizer ^_^

    • @karthiknaik3944
      @karthiknaik3944 8 лет назад +13

      hehe he said "eat wood" :D

  • @fenrirrider3991
    @fenrirrider3991 Год назад +4

    I've always though of units in this game representing a small team of units. One villager is actually a team of 10, one sheep is actually a family of shepherds. This helps explain several of the weird quirks in the game.

  • @KingStix
    @KingStix 8 лет назад +143

    What baffles me is how an army can be purely comprised of longbows, you would run out of ammo so fast not to mention archers don't have an amo limit.
    P.S. Arrows are expensive

    • @rythmjc3
      @rythmjc3 8 лет назад +16

      +KingStix Interesting side notes, with the scale of battles take place in a typical game, even Black Forest's amount of lumber would not be enough for the amount of arrows spent by archers xD

    • @KingStix
      @KingStix 8 лет назад

      rythmjc3 ^

    • @TLIMalcom
      @TLIMalcom 8 лет назад +28

      +rythmjc3 I don't think that's an accurate statement. Think about how thin an arrow is. A single tree could supply a thousand arrows. A forest with 32 by 32 (1024) trees would supply a million arrows.
      Let's not forget that armies in real life used bows as well, and thousands of archers would be on the battlefield at the same time, compared to a hundred in-game. Arrows really don't take a lot of wood to make.

    • @rythmjc3
      @rythmjc3 8 лет назад +1

      +TLI-Inferno Ooo that is a valid point

    • @TLIMalcom
      @TLIMalcom 8 лет назад +8

      ***** Except that we weren't talking about the price of arrow heads. rythmjc claimed that Black Forest did not have enough lumber to make the arrows, and that is what I was discussing, not whether or not arrows are expensive.
      You shouldn't walk around trying to refute things that people aren't even saying in the first place, you create arguments out of nowhere that way and it just makes both of us look like assholes to people who are too lazy to actually figure out what we're talking about.

  • @theemrx
    @theemrx 8 лет назад +49

    I know I know, taking it to seriously.
    But I always presumed you where converting the invisible riders/crewmen/habitants of those elephants/siege weapons/buildings.

    • @digimaks
      @digimaks 8 лет назад +15

      No , he reads religious broshure to elephant, convincing him to convert!

    • @gaojizhong
      @gaojizhong 8 лет назад +3

      +theemrx if you keep this attitude we gonna have to wololo you

  • @akselihalonen225
    @akselihalonen225 5 лет назад +80

    Where did all the dislikes come from?
    Edit: oh you killed some deer. That exlains it.

    • @dominusalicorn3684
      @dominusalicorn3684 5 лет назад +18

      That's actually a really good question. Where did all those dislikes come from? I mean, this is an old video from 4 years ago, and there are clear editing flubs, his humor isn't as refined, and the 30 second intro was long even by his own standards, but still...why so many? Are people just mad he didn't include their personal nitpick?

    • @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493
      @derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 4 года назад +4

      People of another colour disliked his video

    • @sharilshahed6106
      @sharilshahed6106 4 года назад +3

      @@derbridderlechkeetvunwoure2493 he needs to get his monks, research theology and go full wololo rush on theirs.

    • @dancingderwish1067
      @dancingderwish1067 3 года назад

      vegans, probably...

  • @wihlke
    @wihlke 8 лет назад +55

    The sheep are simply wolfs in sheep's clothing explaining the other wolfs being passive. Additionally they may transfer into humans by being digested passing on all of their memories. The people appear to have these memories in real time because the whole game takes place in the past. If you still have questions about AoE logic, I'm your guy.

  • @apex9806
    @apex9806 8 лет назад +15

    Male Villager. Wears nothing but pants in snow.
    ~AoE Logic.