Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix - A Woman's Guide to Men
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
- In case you missed it, this is a SARCASTIC RESPONSE and INTENTIONAL COPY of the SUPER FUNNY, HOT CRAZY MATRIX - A Man's Guide to Women:
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Girl Behaviour: A walk on the feminine side.
www.girlbehaviour.com
Here you go, Tactical Response. We expanded feminized your matrix model and copied your format - Thank you.
Written by: Kelsey Crane, Dominique Razon & Kelly Walker
Shot by: Vanessa Viola
Directed by: Dominique Razon & Vanessa Viola
Produced by: Girl Behaviour
0 points for originality.
1,000,000 points for proving the other guy's point for him.
No wedding ring on her finger either. Shocking.
Yes yes yes!
This video makes her a 5-6 hot 8 crazy. I believe that's in the fun zone. Maybe no go..
@@michaelfalkner9916 It's in the fun zone but dangerously close to the Danger Zone.
Banjo Billy Doesn’t matter. She’s between an 8 and 9 hot, so it’s very likely she’s above the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal. Which means, fair game.
The fact that you made this video only proves how accurate the Hot/Crazy Matrix really is.
She is pretty(7.2/10) but only about 6.3/10 in sex appeal and a 9/10 n craxy. The crazy is cute though...
@@linyenchin6773 probably a dude
Exactly... she's a 10 hot, but is also a 10 crazy... she just prove she's crazy. Her statement was, when you find the husband, you lock him down.
What came to your mind as a guy with that statement? Getting pregnant so, he can't leave. Confirming she's a 10 crazy, and still in the danger zone.
She is cute tho!!
Yes, and so is this one. As a guy who is up there on the Hot spectrum, I can confirm this graph is accurate.
Great replies!!
What we are looking at here is a hairdresser named Tiffany proving the hot crazy matrix is real
Who's a natural red head
she's also a stripper
Exactly what i was thinking , she is definitely on the Danger zone
Chad leftovers.
😂😂😂 I was here to say this!! 😂😂😂
She literally confirmed the professor's analysis.
The professor?
@@rjkessler Probably referring to Jorge Pacheco's video.
"it takes some people 46 years to develop, we banged this out in 5 minutes"
Who knew plagiarism was quicker than creation?
Right on
Women dont bang anything they get banged we all know this
dagger3k clearly you’ve never met the right woman. Or you’re lazy and therefore she doesn’t want to put any effort in🙄
The point of this is how stupid both are bahaha
It's a parody rather well done one at that lol
Man: You can copy my homework but don’t make it obvious
Tiffany:
She won't pass the test in the end.
Luc Laan - the original is funny. Sometimes derivatives can be funny, too. this isn't. too contrived and because she isn't smiling or acting like this is satire, she appears petulant. definitely a Tiffany.
and she still gets it wrong
HAHAHHAHA GREAT!!! LOL
Luc Laan right ! Lol
What we have here, gentlemen, is the physical manifestation of 'the danger zone'
Hahaha dude you got me
Getting close to the Shelly Gillespie zone!!!
🤣🤣 nailed it
bahahahaha
As a woman I was hoping this was going to be as funny as the original version made about women… but she scares me! 😂
Luke 21:36 KJV
I assume her name must be Tiffany.
Lol
Armand Rodriguez oh man! She is definitely a Tiffany!
And she’s a hairdresser
Thats what i came here to say
Click bait , definitely not a unicorn!🙉
10 in crazy, 5 in hot
She's a tiffanny
Dont be mad, 10 crazy and 6 hot...maybe 7 hot if i get drunk
This woman is showing Tiffany symptoms
I'm thinking she is a hairdresser also, she looks like my crazy first wife, she's a trap zone
I came here for Tiffany jokes in the first place
50 Ducks In A Hot Tub what's the deal with hair dressers.
She made a reply video to the fat meat eating dude's video and her video is funny and right on.
Maby she's that one in a million exception, hell man i would def go into that trap.... no questions asked. She sound American... i so often hear "Sweden have so attractive girls" wth... this woman is a god damn angel,... If the horn wouldn't be missing i'd say she's a Unicorn,..,... DHAYMN SHE HOT!
It’s so nice to see a living danger zone example.
Underrated
Except she's barely a 5/10. Maybe a 4 if at all.
I think this girl is in the Danger Zone
She walks the line between Fun Zone and and Danger Zone.
She is a Danger to all male Egos.
@@nickidaisyreddwoodd5837 Not really she just makes us cringe. And validates the first video with ease. Extreme salt detected.
@@picallo1 Then why do you watch her video?
@@nickidaisyreddwoodd5837 I thought it would be funny. It wasnt.
Tiffany?????
she is atleast a 7 hot and a 9 crazy
@@dannycool59x49 7 Hot i agree, but not 9 crazy. max 8 crazy
No, an ex-striper hair dresser
Bunny in the pot.
General Kenobi...
Gentlemen we must remember that we collect data over time. For instance in the time I took to watch this video, Tiff over here went from the date zone to the danger zone to the no go zone
hahahah totally true, a lot of data collected in less than 5 minutes, these creatures move from one zone to another at any time!! exactly as predicted in the hot crazy matrix
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Take note of the clusters
Indeed, in a blink of an eye.
Easy to look at, but a Carrie Underwood song in the making. John Bobbitt would have PTSD.
The fact that she refuses to see the irony in this cannot be reinforced hard enough.
Spot on.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. I'm glad you liked my video. I look forward to your future efforts.
This made my day
🤣
Dude, you're a legend
Rush is the most important band in history
Legend to this day
Seriously Tiffany call Kenny Loggins because you're in the danger zone
(Ashton Kutcher somewhere) BUUURRRNNN!!!
@@angry_mouse this comment just made my day 😂😂
@@ricardorusso1462 I aim to please my friend👍🏻
Tom Cruise munching pop corn looking at this 😂
LANAAAAA
Sigh, another Tiffany.
MHM EEKK lmao
Exactly
lmao
Her no-smile, ice-faced, silence-of-the-lambs expression tells me everything I need to know. A definite Tiffany, much in the Amber Heard area to me… 😂😂😂😂😂
As a member of the feminine species... I am embarrassed.
Feminine species? like... a seahorse?
Well said, I am embarassed she's a human too..
@@philipwinston123 No Phil, like a Unicorn
Being feminine is not a species. Your species is ‘homo sapien’.
Yeah this was cringe 🥴
hairdresser tiffany
Stripper?
“Emotionally unavailable” is just a cop out way of denying that he’s just simply not into you. 🙄 she’s literally proving the hot crazy matrix 😒
Perhaps in part, but of course women crave emotionally available beta attention, but basically sexually don't respect it due to a hard wired instinct to want a stoic protector and provider with the toughest genes for their kids.
This strikes me more as bitterness and confusion.
Amen.
Astute observation, Angela! Unfortunately, she's just a drop in the ocean...too many to try to reform.
I don't have women that need me
Facts. If a guy genuinely is into you, he'd move mountains. Conversely, if you're expecting him to move mountains, he's never going to be into you.
It’s hilarious that she thinks she understands women on a two dimensional plot. You need Einstein-level 10 dimensional math to plot out the contradictory warping and bending math of female nature 😂🤣😂🤣
Even Einstein didn't dare to calculate this one
If you have that Einstein level intelligence then be my guest, we will further discuss about Quantum mechanics.
Al Bundy said it best. "Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, and they hate each other."
Facts
As a wise man once said, one does not simply understand Wahmen.
If you're a man and watched this, your car has automatically been keyed.
Good thing i don't have a car
don't even have a car yet it still got keyed
Lmfao... what car😐
And windows smashed, with cheater spray painted on the side of it, and get this, the plot twist is that you're single!
I actually went to check my car after I read that lol
This is literally the same video that the other guy made, I was expecting something way more creative than this.
It's different in that she's clearly just triggered instead of having fun like the original.
Lol that’s on you for expecting anything of value from this. If you had any life experience you would know it’s just not possible
Creative? I just just copy word for word. Integrity? Whaaaa?
Hot and crazy girl matrix. Tiffany edition.
Women don’t create though.
That's the point. Shes copying to show that his video is offensive
This doesn't annoy me, I just don't find it funny and feel a bit sorry for her. She doesn't even look like she's trying to be funny, she looks smug like this is simply to prove a point.
***** - Potential name change.... "Girl Behaviour : A walk on the FEMINIST side" (Also, it should be "Behavior," but apparently the poster is not only not funny, but can't spell either..."
jeffillinois The spelling, of course, depends on whether the writer is North American.... happily the whole world has the internet and you'd be amazed to discover that English, everywhere else, is spelt the English way (behaviour, honour, aluminium etc - you get the idea). Come on out of the continent there's a whole fun world out here!
Smudge I think you meant "British," not "English." Or I suppose, the fact that English could refer to "England" and not just the language, obviously... So context is all that might get confused. Yes, ... a "British" variant of Behavior is "behaviour." Problem is, the video is in response to an American made video, so it just seems out of place when that's what they're trying to mock.. Mehhh.... Whatever.. :-)
:-) Ah, I'm Scottish but the language I speak is English... the same variant of English taught in European schools, spoken in Australia etc. I'm (or any other non-American) hardly going to change my spelling to fit in with the script am I? you're right though, life's too short and 'beer' is spelt the same way on both sides of the pond, cheers!
***** So where do you suppose this chick fits on the original hot / crazy matrix?
And here we have a wild Tiffany representing the proof of the hot/crazy matrix while maintaining the desperation of being relevant
Notice the lack of wedding ring, indicating cat ownership in her future.
I think the point she has proven is she still needs a guy to set up her audio.
Nah, she just did it In a Starbucks bathroom
She also forced him to take the notes, write the “script”, direct, produce, edit...shall I go on?
No. She doesnt need a guy for anything woman.
Epic
That's what I was thinking. Someone should send her a quarter so she can buy a better microphone.
they say women aren't funny... they're right.
I mean seriously, not one original funny joke.
This comment is funny though, lol
Women REPLICATE, Men INNOVATE.
Indeed, this is just a cheap copy of that video made by a guy. Pity it ended up on my search results.
I think its called the crazy hot woman matrix?
yes:
ruclips.net/video/vwbKYcBdVyk/видео.html
Look at those crazy eyes. Shes' at LEAST an 8 crazy. Honey, you have just proven the hot/crazy matrix is completely true.
Yeah, but shes an 8.5 on the hot side too, making her DANGER or DATE (;
She has runaway bride eyes! Yikes
She’s in the “hit and run like you ain’t got insurance” zone
At the very least.
@@sebastianbein5512 on my scale she is a 5 or below
Literally just took the exact hot/crazy matrix exactly and changed it to guys. This girls name is definitely Tiffany.
This is like that one time hollywood made an all female Oceans 8 and the female Ghostbusters
Yeah. Pretty sure we’ll never see the male version of “Steel Magnolias” lol
Hahahahahah! Well played
I was literally about to type the same thing!!!
I laughed so fucking hard
And at the box office both films FAILED. Miserably.
Hahahaha she got butt hurt over the original and just copied something similar. She must be named Tiffany or is a Hairdresser! :)
And I only say that cos she's about a7-8 on hot axis and a 9 on batshit crazy! LOL
TiredOfApathy stripper that leaves a bunny in the pot
TiredOfApathy she didn't even ad the additional numbers on the chart
With a hair like that? I doubt it
TiredOfApathy or both. Tiffany and hairdresser.
Thanks Tiffany...are you ready to cut my hair?
slayerwatcher Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahaha savage
Cut hair or cut tires, shes ready to go!!!
two blows in one comment damn
slayerwatcher 🤣🤣🤣
The fact that there was no mention of money, a job, or the ability to make money makes this totally unbelievable. The mother of my children went to an Engineering school not to get an engineering degree but to find an intelligent man who would have good job prospects. There were many others like her so much so that we called it getting their MRS degree.
I worked in a piston factory and we got this young beautiful engineering university student working with us for job experience. I asked her why she became an engineer and she said, "To find men". She was very shy and felt confident talking to men about pistons and engineering and so it makes women's logic sense.
I’m a female engineering student and personally would never date an engineer. Engineers argue a lot why would I want to date someone I argue and debate with? 🤢
@Richard Jones
@Barry Baker
@@waddlesdapig4773 Why would i date someone who i cannot argue and debate with? It would get real boring and dull real fast.
@@excesssum good point.Debates makes you see things in a different view and also make you grow
She did, ugly guys, 5 and below are only date-able if they have money. His was nothing more than an insult and disrespect towards men.
The difference between versions:
The guys ---> The were having a laugh. They did it for fun. No ill will meant.
The girls ---> They are pissed and spiteful. Cuz it hurt their feelings. Cuz it hit home.
I will admit that a lot of the guys in the comment section are making us look bad. At least I commented on what she should IMPROVE and nothing sexist about her
Laughing or not.... its always racist towards women. He just Laughing and insulting women.
@@ishakashyap795 “racist against women” did… you realize what you just said there?
@@CingKlown_ yes,,,, what are trying to do? Insulting beautiful women, because those women dont give a f@@k about these men.
@@chebaca8 And you'll still never fk her. She'll tell you all about the assholes that are mean to her that she does sleep with though. Funny how that works.
She is in the danger zone. 8-10 hott but clearly above the crazy line. Women getting mad over the original chart for exposing them, and it was 100% accurate haha
So is this one.
I don’t understand the word for word copy. It could have been funny and cool, but it wasn’t.
Edit for auto correct.
Unicorn zone
ruclips.net/video/vwbKYcBdVyk/видео.html
that is the Tiffany that was mentioned ...remember
It is a copy of the men's counterpart, nothing new, just a stupid copy. Nice try Tiffany
Pablo Peter typical
"Emotionally available" = telling her what she wants to hear
Men seem to be so emotionally unavailable because whenever they show emotion, their woman dries up and runs for the hills. Emotional men are impossible in a society that punishes them for it.
I understand how you feel. Personally I love it when a man cries because it shows me that he has a heart
@@RebekkaLien man who read this comment above. You should know that it's a trap. Never cry in front of your woman. She will try to convince you to do it but it's a test. She will lose respect for you and downgrade you from a boyfriend to girlfriend
It just depends if the man is emotionally in control or out of control. All things in moderation.
@@RebekkaLien so if he doesn't cry, he has no heart???
@@RebekkaLien so how many times you go down on guy, because hi was crying in the movie theater?
This broad is clearly in the danger zone...bunny in the pot
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.....
Terrible Sound Quality in that toilet cubicle btw.....
why is your comment more funny than the video tho
She’s waiting in the toilet for her next client.
What's funny is you can tell she was mad at the hot crazy matrix(and the guy doing the hot crazy matrix was joking).
I thought a clever girl version of this idea would be funny, but doing the exact same thing is very dumb. as of now, only 27% like this. Probably mostly ladies who haven't seen the original.
Oh shih im one of those girls
It's almost word for word.
Yeah I thought she was gonna make it a funny male matrix. But we got this instead.
Nicholas McMahon - exactly. I was hoping maybe someone with intelligence and humor could add another good vid to the archive. she displays neither. the original is funny. sometimes derivatives can be funny, too. this isn't. it's too contrived and because she isn't smiling or acting like this is satire, she appears petulant. this is literally an "oh yah? well men are emotionally unavailable ! SO THERE !!" umm... yah, we're men.
here's a hint ladies - if you want you man to be emotionally available - be worthy. be the girl in the "wife zone" of the original matrix. men tend to guard that facet of their character because if is a strong weapon that can be used against them, thereby making them vulnerable to its misuse. the guy you are currently with will occasionally test you with small glimpses of his emotional vulnerabilities. if you mishandle it, he will retract it and there you are. left whining about how emotionally unavailable he is. just like the very attractive (but apparently unsatisfied) young lady in this video.
definitely a Tiffany.
If you find this one insulting and stupid but the one for women funny and good then you are sensitive idiot with low self esteem lol
Didnt take 46yrs just took a few minutes to copy almost word for word- definaly a Tiffany
I think she securely placed herself in the danger zone on the hot crazy matrix.
Her name is so Tiffany.
She starts with, under 5 it’s a no go zone, but if he has money it’s a go zone. I stopped it right there 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
This so unoriginal, it hurts to watch. Come up with your own material and chart.
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. She doesn't need a new chart because this one is just as true as the other one, which is what's really pissing you off here.
@@squamish4244 no it's that she tells the jokes of somebody else, that's upsetting
Stupid Internet video joke theft has hit epidemic proportions, I agree! Someone stop the madness!
If she did that video as answer to the other but with own jokes about the other gender and other zones in the chart I would've been laughing my ass of. That what was I expected when I clicked on the video. But instead she just said the same thing and changed only the gender.
valar I’m afraid not, it just further belittles women and reinforces the original chart. Plus, the original also includes a chart for women about men and is far more accurate. A Women WILL date a man for his money.
Love the concept of a gender-swapped version. I think it could be an equally funny homage. This came across as more spiteful though, and I didn’t feel like any of the jokes really landed.
EXACTLY, I find the men's video funny, and I'm down for a women's version, even with some of the same senteces, the same " weather announcement " non challenging voice. Not this clearly upset response video. " It took some 46 years to come up if this chart, it took me 5 minutes ", totally unnecessary. And we all know that chart is a joke, but she took it clearly for real. Some girl should do a real man's chart, but without the anger in this one
It was her timing
The serious delivery isn’t for her or this setting. Her acting was like “the world will blow up in 5 minutes” not an “ok so are we ready for our monthly conference? Great let’s get started.” It’s more in the delivery you change the tone or maybe the pacing, take out a line or two it could be just fine.
@@bullshark3771 nope. becasue of the very intent. she sounds spitful because she was. it was a fail attempt to mock. failed because it confirmed several things. lack of self awareness. the hot crazy stuff came from years of dating data. concertations ,field report and talk. as humourous the video was it was rooted in truth or at less the seek of it. even the second matrix he made abotu women is more truthful and realistic than this one. do'nt believe me? go ask every guy supposedly in the husband zone yet not eve ngot a first date because judged poor alone.
more nowadays than ever, it evident that women mostly only care abotu men's money they can leech of.
The "Danger Zone" is accurate, and the delivery of "Lesbian" was moderately funny, but other than that, I agree with the original comment.
Yes, that's Tiffany giving the class. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Men, do not hesitate for one moment to put a restraining order against your female partner if you feel your safety and health is in jeopardy. Placing a permanent restraining order on my female partner was absolutely the wisest protective move of my adult lifetime. My only regret is not doing it years earlier. Men, be safe!
This dude out here advertising restraining orders, did you get your tires slashed? Hahahahahahaha
@@samvandenboogaard263That's cute, tough guy. Remember me when you're in the back of a police cruiser crying for your mama when your life is wrecked from the false allegations of some nutso chick. Have fun!
All these flavors, and you choose salty....
0:52 She just admitted the CUTE MONEY MATRIX is much more true & relevant than her own copy paste matrix LOL
Humor is a foreign language to women.
She's an 8 hot at best and a 10 crazy.
Danger zone
She looks like a bloke
The way she says only man in the “husband zone” is Ryan gosling, literally no one else?? 🤦🏻♂️ this seems more spiteful than anything 😂 & confirms validity of the universal Hot/Crazy matrix
I turned this off at 43 seconds because it's not even remotely entertaining. it's obvious she thought her looks were going to carry her the other 90% of the way in this video.
46 seconds for me lol
I think she was making this mostly for girls. Just like the original video was for guys
@@advithvashist9889 sr but u a tiffany aswell
you lasted 43 seconds? this man is insane
Should be a "tall" and "money" matrix.
Hot rich matrix (the same guy did that too)
Lame, but she is not, not unhot. I bet her name is Tiffany!
She's probably a hair dresser too lol
And her last boyfriend is in jail, lol
Huh...I could've sworn my tires were fine before watching this vid...
Not not unhot = ugly.
I disagree, she's at least an 8.
You can see the crazy in her eyes. Scary!
* Has never met Ryan Gossling *
* Assumes he's the person he plays in all his roles *
* Fails to realize he gets paid to fool you into thinking his character is a real person *
* Fails to realize that this very type of idealism/projection leads to the very unhappiness she says to avoid *
*FOREVER ALONE*
*
bitter?
She is mad because she has hit the wall and is a 6 going down
She plaguiarized this because it's true. There doesn't need to be another graph.
A Bittersweet Life it’s called a parody you dimwit
These guys don't have much of a sense of humour about themselves.
zadose women can clearly not make original humor.
i mean its copied almost word for word. have some fun and come up with something clever and funny like the original!!
thank you
tubestick00 That’s the point !
adam davis What tool you sooo long to get a response. Good Christian men don’t think like you do. Pray for forgiveness. Amen.
adam davis not “tool”. Anyway you missed the point Adam. Hey folk, Adam may not be a man. Just an FYI . As to being a Christian there are expectations that people don’t have of folk who aren’t. Adios muchacha/muchacho/hombre/...
I mean. God even knew that women couldn't be original that is why he used part of Adam to create Eve.
Ratio’d to hell. Imagine stealing a man’s idea top to bottom. Couldn’t even be creative you just stole his work. Ironically representative of real life
I enjoy the other one, this is parody and is OK too
The original wasn't even original. It was from How I Met Your Mother....🤦🏻♀️
You do know this is a parody right?
@@morganc.m1830 still much better
@@morganc.m1830 it's not 1:1 though, they put their own spin on it. This is entirely 1:1
If she did this just for laughs: wife zone
If she did because she is anger about the hot/crazy theory: Danger zone
she managed to do this with a level of threat and literally no playful humour.
Wow the copied it word for word huh? Lame.
It's just a complete rip off of the original, only less funny.
Tiffany lecturing is a good reminder how Dana McLendon was so wise and assertive in developing his matrix 9 years ago.
I know this was supposed to be a spoof of the original guy's version....but that's the problem. It's too much of a bad copy. You duplicated almost all of the content but what you added as original wasn't very funny at all (well the "only Ryan Gosling" bit was not bad). You really should have spent more time developing the content/wording before you shot this. As you are trying to use this as a launch for your website and there are several of you teaming up on that project, you really should have taken the time and worked with a stand up comedian to develop the wording. If you had much funnier content then it "could" have even surpassed the original. As it is, it just seems kinda lame and a poor excuse of trying to get some attention off of a funny original concept for your own selfish business desires. Sorry I don't mean to be mean but you really, missed the ball on this.
Bruce Allen Hendricks She didn't have to put much thought into the content. She is a girl, and she is relying on her looks to get hits. She will just steal the intelligent stuff from someone else.
Are you seriously expecting dedicated quality original work from a woman?
I wonder how many times she had to watch the original in order to memorize what Dana made up on the spot.
She forgot the instant "no go" zone. Any man under 5'7. Apparently finding a guy tall enough so that you can wear heels is more important than, you know, finding someone meaningful.
Enjoy raising your cat alone.
I've never understood that. I would prefer for my partner to be taller than me, but that shouldn't be a determining factor....I mean I'm demisexual and pansexual, look it up if you don't know what all that means. But, I'm not physically or sexually attracted until I get romantic feelings derived from their personality. So once I have feelings, the physical things about them are attractive to me.
Idk, my point is blowing someone off, disregarding everything else about them, just because their height is pretty stupid. But, who cares I guess. It isn't a loss for the other person because they shouldn't be with someone who judges such trivial things.
@@morganc.m1830 it's because taller guys have bigger dicks lol. They just want bigger dicks but they don't want to say that's why
Nah man my sister dated 3 guys with crazy money, all balding fat and short. It's money dude, different reasons that all lead back to money.
@@morganc.m1830pretty sure pan sexual is for pancake and crepe fuckers. As we create more complications for dick in hole, we creep closer to legalizing pedophilia.
Don't tell people to do research, that's how you got where you are. Gay is gay, straight is straight. We compensate for previous wrong doings by overcompensating with things like affirmative action, which has transitioned into the pro gay movement.
It's not hate or phobia it's just a disturbed disagreement with people who aren't tired/busy enough to make clear decisions.
If my son kissed girls danced with girls and never applied that to men, then when he gets to highschool and it's gay this gay that; I'll switch schools.
Call me a bigot but I've seen straight dudes with regrets, I've seen guys get out of jail and suddenly never feel bisexual again.
Adulthood doesn't actually mean we are any less vulnerable or sponges for information, true or false. You represented the lgbtlmnop when you provided us with your sexual orientation with no actual mention of sexuality. That is a signature of the gay community and it is dysfunctional, not all gays are like that and believe me some of then are sick of this bullshit too.
@@nickvandermey6065 it's whatever that benefits them. Women don't marry for love.
Her hair looks nice; presumably she’s a hairdresser.
This video might be a parody, but as a men i can tell you that this is a 100% accurate
Yeah, really poor. If you're going to parody, you've got to have cracking material, or at the very least a killer punchline at the end. You made no effort. And you shot it in a bathroom!
she's clearly a hairdresser
Dom Bell and she married a Hollywood actor...
Wait....if a guy is smoking hot, goes down on a woman for an hour, and cries during movies...he's a lesbian?
SUCH a lesbian (sarcasm). Good point! Sigh, I wish more men were lesbians. LOL. Thank you for watching!
Titnacious: A space for girl behavior
Yeah, I realize this video is being sarcastic, but it DID seem to have some legitimate points...so it was hard for me to tell. It does bring up some good points about that "impossible" and "unrealistic" man most women want these days. Some women truly do think a man is gay if he cries during movies....while other women think it's the hottest thing they've ever seen. Strange times we live in. The lines between masculinity and feminity are being blurred. Some people just need some good oral sex and to stop thinking about everything so much.
chewface AGREED! That's the whole point. We like you chewface xo Thank you!
Titnacious: A space for girl behavior
I like yooou. Keep 'em coming :)
Titnacious: A space for girl behavior time to create a lesbian with a dick
Honestly, this is a hilarious parody of the original Crazy/Hot matrix video. I love it.
ATTENTION ALL MEN. Do not listen to this woman. Women do not want you to be emotional around them. An ex told me I needed to "show more of my sensitive side" and to "stop trying to be such a tough guy". When I ended up crying in front of her she broke up with me the next day. Do not fall into this trap! Caveman rules will always apply no matter what anyone says.
Thank you
omg its' a joke, this isn't REAL advise how are you so dumb!!!
@@amelist8123 The logical explanation is that they didn't read the description
Stop dating trash women just because they're hot.
WRONG. Every girl is different. That girl might’ve seen crying as a weakness. To me, when my boyfriend cries in front of me, it shows that he can be vulnerable with me. We’re all fucking human and have emotions. Whatever reason that girl broke up with you for, it doesn’t define every relationship out there.
the real problem is that woman dont look out for " emotional unavail-ability " in the second axis, the real second axis for woman is money or " economic stability ". no humor, lot of hate.
And doing this video is the real proof that the original video is clear as water as this lady is a clear no go 7.
Shes definitely a 10 crazy.
We all thank Tiffany for providing as with the 2. - the practical part of the tutorial.
I almost gave Tiffany a thumbs up for the laughs I've got from the comments here.
The comments have more personality than tiffany here
I hate my name.
On the matrix you are like an 8 hot but unfortunately a 10 crazy and unstable. You could make it to the fun zone for like 2 hours then i better dissapear
I watched this with Audio off and am tearing up in laughter watching her methodically unaccountable facial expressions. This woman is INSANE!
It's the only way to get through the entire thing, honestly.
Tiffany??
My sister's eyes pop out a little like hers, I'm gonna warn you. This is how you end up with partial custody herpes and a wrecked car.
All liberal women will show the crazy eyes at some point, some are just better at hiding it than others.
It's kinda obvious that all the people making fun of this video didn't bother to watch until the very end, where you learn that Kelsey actly does have a pretty amazing sense of humour.
When she says they "banged this oit in five minutes" what she means is she say the hot crazy matrix video, got super offended and then made the "woke" version.
This video was made out of emotion. She had the same angry crazy look on her face my wife gets when she is emotional. Her mind and any reason was clouded and over come with emotion that it’s impossible for her to come up with any original material.
That’s how a woman’s mind works. Men see that as crazy when it is actually just emotion. This can be dangerous because they can not see anything else. Blinders if you will. Logic and reason are thrown out. As men we have to adapt to this and understand. Difficulty level Asian.
So it's not true?
she looks triggered all threw the video! 😂
Can you at least learn to spell if you're going to come for someone?
@@mirandalivingston7254 why you even care about the grammar? He's right, instead making a good counter video where she could make her own "hot/crazy matrix" with new patterns, zones and some good jokes while using typical man cliché's,
she just copied the other video word for word. I mean she literally used the same sentences and just replaced it with "man".
I came here and expected a funny response video, but this was just ultra lame. And the fake ass laugh in the background makes it even more cringe.
Lets be honest, as men we dabbled in the danger zone multiple times. This is a perfect example of danger zone material that most would happily indulge in 💯
SO lame. Even if this weren't a petty response to the Hot/Crazy matrix, and even if it weren't completely humorless, there still remains a fatal flaw. And that is, you danger-zone crazies don't just correlate emotional unavailability with hotness, you EQUATE it to hotness.
Samzee A real causality/correlation issue - and, I'm afraid, evidence that the makers probably didn't understand the original hypotheses. Shame really, she is quite hot and 7's not all that crazy considering...
Hah, word.
there mostly humble accept lower Why goe someone your afraid of like jobs I doe it like touch feces and dip my hands in urine that is crazy. so it different craziness one it never has to it nature of our reality both 0-5 5-10 both sides feel that craziness redo the chart again however one side feel digest and other attraction to.
it is in our biochemistry drives emotions being hydrogen oxygen forgetting elements carbon phosphorus sulfur sodium so on.
She seems smart and funny and she's obviously hot.
That means most likely her name is Tiffany (or Tiffani).
Can you please look up the word funny in the definition? You obviously don't know what it means
...or smart...
"This is your emotional unavailability ACCESS, this is your hot ACCESS"....... 🤦🏻♂️
@Lexington Steele She doesn't understand the difference.
Emotional Unavailability? What is that? The Hot and Crazy matrix was more funny, that tends to prove some women have no humour.
This is the freak that you have been warned about.
its funny because that's not what a matrix is... that's called a graph. Also, axis, not access.
Did you see the original. We agree with you! But had to use his model as we are intentionally doing a SARCASTIC copy of the original. Anyway, no worries if it doesn't float your boat - Thanks for watching anyway Frank!
Titnacious: A space for girl behavior wasn't bad but I would've liked if you had been more sarcastic. Not in the "over the top eye rolling" way but in a more dead pan "this is the matrix, some may think it's a graph but those people aren't legally able to give consent" just a thought :)
Buuuuuuuuttttttthurt
Nope. I just disliked the video, because of the lack of sense of humour. She could have made her own graph, be creative and make funny man stereotype jokes, but she made a video expressing her unquenchable butt pain.
Atanas Dimitrov very very true. It was unoriginal and just not really all that funny.
It would be if one of us grabbed hold of her. Wouldn't walk straight for a month 😎
Yep, she knows of what she speaks. Mid to late thirties and still no husband...Listen closely girls she's exactly where you don't want to be.
I'd say she's a 9 hot and a 9 crazy.
DANGER ZONE
she's 6-7 hot, but yes, craazy
@@rangariraikunedzimwe2780 let's say 9/9 when quiet.
Danger zone
Wait no that’s on the line what happens there?
That is a woman who is a 7 hot, 9 crazy, which is easily earned by passively-aggressively ripping off a well known video and adding propaganda.
Plus ONE!!!
*****
You're not wrong. A 10 crazy represents the super-danger zone.
Borderline misandry / daddy's little princess. According to the original hot crazy matrix, this tuna canoe would fall in the "danger zone." Car gets keyed, tires get slashed, and you end up in jail. Notice the absence of the ring...says it all. She will never find a man good enough because daddy was a coward and told her for her entire life that she was more valuable than she actually is. This is the kind of gash that is looking for the guy in the 9+ hot zone for her wedding pics, and in the 9+ wealth zone so that once shes bored she can run off with half of his loot. Stay clear of this one boys.
Having said that, we'd both fuck her - right?
Above 8 and below 3 is not a woman, is GAY; never mind, girl...