kinda over it I honestly thought daz was gonna be like “THEY’RE ON A BRIDGE, HE’S GOING FOR IT OMG HE’S GOING FOR IT HE’S GONNA PUSH HER OFF THE BRIDGE”
The third song is called "Beautiful" While the more accurate title should be, "I'm attempting to look as sexy as possible, yet fatherly, so I can knock more chicks up to eventually raise an army of children"
Dayum. That Is Hilarious. I Thought Her Saying She Goes Clubbing Was Funny, But Looking At This Comment, All I Can Imagine Is Her Walking Into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Then Getting The Sh*t Kicked Out Of Her For Not Having 4 Fingers. XD
I really must say that the Dazzlers, just the community here, are the best. There are just a few communities that are this nice. I rarely see any hate comments or arguments. I really love coming here, enjoying Daz Videos (he is really one of the funniest, realest RUclipsrs out there...) and reading the comments. I am really glad i am a part of this.... love you guys and Daz. Have a nice day
That’s a nice thing to say it’s another example of how the Daz community is Also the Shane Dawson community is nice too but again that was nice of you to say
So, my mum walked in my room and saw the last music video when the woman's "giving birth" and she thought I was watching porn and began freaking out. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't porn and clicked play on the video, but it only got worse. I'm scared, now. Doesn't help my RUclips was in dark mode and on my next to watch it has some doki doki literature club shit on there....
And that's why when I hear people walking upstairs or coming near my room, I exit RUclips immediatly before something weird in a video happens or if a RUclipsr in a video swears XD
@@calreeGAZA Same the only thing is sometimes if I'm too late to close out yt I just pause the vid and get scared that my mom/dad will ask to see what I'm watching and somehow the one time they'll actually look at what I'm watching, something bad will happen. Thankfully nothing like this has ever happened to me... yet
"Ow she's taken the photo of the mirror. What's she going to do with it? she is going to give it to her dad to eat! OH SHE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE. she going to put them in a box. Where's she going to put the box? She is going to give it to her dad to eat. That's what I'd do. NOM" MAN DAZ YOU CRACK ME UP.
Just to state a fact, that black rapper who goes by the name of "Patrice Wilson" according to the third song is the same rapper from Rebecca Black's "Friday" song... The one that was in the panda costume in the first song and the star of the third song... What the heck is with this guy continuously ending up with these horrible songs? xD
Probably copyright as usual, it’s happened in quite a few of Daz’s videos sadly because people have nothing better to do then complain about old content
"What?! Wait hold on! Before they took this shot she was born! And then they just started shooting that's how young she is! If I was her Dad I would take that boy off the mirror and I'd eat it!" I'm dying right now, lmao.
Daz you are a god damn legend🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard through the entirerity of this video it was awesome My cheeks hurt, my kidney hurts, my head hurts this was the funniest shit I have ever seen🤣🤣🤣
"I'd eat the box."
..." *nom* "
Nom nom nom
Did it taste good
bangtanpink Rosé😍
Daz be like: LEtS KiLl ThIs LOvE
Care to share *nom*
"i can't dance. I MUST GO TO THE WOODLANDS."
M B I pictured the bird from your profile pic saying that.
Cato Potato so did I lol
I was born to the woodlands.
M B TO THE WOOOODS
I made this 1k likes and I dknt know how to feel..
*subtly cancels panda costume amazon order*
What the were you gonna do with a panda costume? 😉
+PadmanPlays
Prey on little girls and their friends singing about chinese food. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I feel so fucking offended right now.
+StrapOnBuddy - I think we all saw that coming 😁
Your channel sucks
First of All, she was talking about liking Chinese food, but had Japanese garments in the end 😭
I love your pfp 🤣
@@anidiot9575 ty
@@ValentinaVariety
Ur welcome
true. guess asian cultures are just hard for some of them to tell
yeah - but also the "Japanese culture" is just a shitty rip off of chinese culture - so its not that far off
MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA IM CRYING
Kit Kat Quarter SAME😂😂😂😂😂
Justin Bieber and Hannah Montana😂😂
kinda over it I honestly thought daz was gonna be like “THEY’RE ON A BRIDGE, HE’S GOING FOR IT OMG HE’S GOING FOR IT HE’S GONNA PUSH HER OFF THE BRIDGE”
I love how half the things they named aren't even Chinese lmao
@@burna3165 nobody was assuming anything all he was saying that half of the things the music video had wasn't chinese food.
@@burna3165 calm down man you got way to uptight about a comment
@@burna3165 ok
Ooft Taehyung is handsome lmao
@@Xoxo20106 yes I agree with u💜
“Is she giving birth too a smurf”😂😂
“Is she pissing colours”😂😂
Katie Strelley lol
Katie Strelley time 😂
We can tell your European
Neon Edit how tell me how
Ash Woof- on how they spell colours/colors
Anyone under 25: exists
Daz: I DIAGNOSE YOU WITH “FETUS”
I'm turning 24 tomorrow I'm still a fetus😂😂
@@LJONeill1997 ayee happy belated birthday
@@amethystgrace Thank you💗
@@LJONeill1997 I’m 20 and I’m still a fetus and I definitely look like it. Like I look younger than my 16 year old sister.
@@silh3345 I get that too. I'm still asked what year am I in secondary school and I 24. I always need my ID for proof😄
Daz: They’re on a bridge, he’s gonna go for it.
Me: *push her...*
that would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more intresting
Honestly same
yeah same
EDIT; who the fuck would like my comment
YOOOOO SAME 😂😂
Same 😅😅😅
Teenager: *(exists)*
Daz: *Isn’T sHe LiKE TwO*
😂😂
He wanted to say 1 tho XD 1:44
Very true
And the younger ones are 4😭
And 9 year olds are fetuses lmao
I love how in "chinese food" the captions change language every line.
@Evan Darkly if you liked your own comment stahp
Did the song actually change language once?
@@brittanypritchard7567
Yes, yes it did Brittany
@@brittanypritchard7567 the language itself didn’t change but the lyrics at the bottom of the screen did
“The dads gonna eat the box. That’s what I’d do. 𝗡𝗢𝗠“ - Daz 2021
I was looking for this comment. I died when he said that lol
It's 2016
@@armandorocha3137 uh no it’s not?
@@katsukibakugo5270 It was susposed to be "-Daz 2016"
@@katsukibakugo5270 the video was filmed in 2016 therefore the quote is from 2016 not 2021
The third song is called "Beautiful" While the more accurate title should be, "I'm attempting to look as sexy as possible, yet fatherly, so I can knock more chicks up to eventually raise an army of children"
An army of children XD
😂😂
JUST AMAZING
Smurfs not children xD
I love you.❤️
"Chinese food"
Has japanese clothing on
Thought I was the only one who noticed
I was wondering while the other girls has white paint and she didn't
I thought I was the only person who realized that XD bruh it trigger me tbh-
Lol ikr
Wow
“This was the script for the lion king, before Disney changed it”
😂😂😂
Ik that was funny
OMG I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC IT'S THE CUTEST THING EVER
So your the panda in this video-
I like how Daz sees a 10 or 9 yr olds and says “they were just born” I understand he’s joking nobody’s talking about it
@@bleinadano that’s why I said “I understand he’s joking”
@@bleinadano I’m done arguing with people over the internet
@@bleinadano wtf
There's hundreds of people commenting the exact same thing but sure "nobody's commenting about it". 🙄
Sensitive as, it's a joke. People nowadays are too soft
"UM I'M SORRY DID I MISS SOMETHING!? IS SHE GIVING BIRTH TO A SMURF!?"
I am literally crying
Also, when you realize 13:12 is him singing in the colorful vagina droplets xD
Haymitch4President i fucking died
Question: "what club has she gotten into?"
Answer:
Mickey mouse clubhouse.
Aqua Roses I just sang the last line 😂
I love this comment *way* too much
Dayum. That Is Hilarious. I Thought Her Saying She Goes Clubbing Was Funny, But Looking At This Comment, All I Can Imagine Is Her Walking Into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Then Getting The Sh*t Kicked Out Of Her For Not Having 4 Fingers. XD
club penguin
It's the mickey mouse clubhouse come inside its warm inside
The last one was really disturbing..
Agreed
I agree but also can't stop laughing about it
Very disturbing
@@invadernari9374 same, dazs reaction made it that much better tho
yes
"I go clubbing, and I'm hugging"
Me in 2020: *Sounds like paradise..*
For real
I love Daz's mentality on ages, 14=2 and 6=a fetus
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! How old is 18
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alex W. idk you would have to ask Daz
Amazingsofiaisnotonfire ! 6=fetus
14 = 2
So hypothetically 18 should = 3 1/2
So yea
Why did I respond?
Alex W. I have no idea, but it's alright Alex, don't worry.
Alex W. I didn't know she was 3 1/2, she told me she was 18
The only club she goes to is club penguin
Bruh XD
bravo XD
Lol
She orders milk. Holy milk. 🍼🍼🍼
LOLZZZ
“Did she eat a pack of crayola or something”
😭😭I’m crying😭😭
girl kicks over a bin
over at the bat cave:
alfred: master bruce we have reports of a dangerous criminal wandering the streets
Hahaha
I SMELL UNDERRATED COMMENT
Via THE SEEKER I SMELL chocolate because I’m eating a biscuit right now
@@cameronmcdonald3514 LUCKY
BUT IT WAS ME DIO (sniff sniff is that a jojo fan)
*_MR TUMBLR HAS SPOTTED HANNAH MONTANA_*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
nolan le geimer oof
HANNAH MONTANA HAS SPOTTED TUMBLR BOY
Lisa Fischer change it to mrs tumblr has spotted another mrs tumblr.....that’s me with my crush XD
Mr Tumblr (actor, not character) is gay. I can tell.
"Did she eat a pack of crayolas or something?".. fucking lost it XDDD
Ikr.😂😂😂
Jack Champion OMG SAME
Same. xD
Jack Champion oh that not normal
*eats crayon* HELP
Jack Champion same
“This 4 yo.”
“Dating another 5 yo.”
“Again, dates a 6 yo.”
“This girl is ten”
Me: **how old are they!? 😂 **
"That's what you do when your an aeroplane.."
*...."neww"...*
Why did I actually find that bit cute XD
“ I’d grab that boy off that mirror and I’ll eat the picture.
GONE!”
"Oh shit, Mr. Tumblr has spotted Hannah Montana"
skii w mee you got 666 likes my doOd
Fourty 4Times who fucking cares you satanist fuck
Hannah Montana has spotted mr tumblr
@@vincentowen2158 666
nova is here ya I’m still waiting for the t shirts
Me: RUclips i want to enjoy a old daz video.
RUclips copyright: nuh uh
ahhh is that why the videos sound keeps cutting out? makes sense honestl
"She's giving the box to her dad to eat! Nom" I'm dead 😂😂
Nommmmmmm
randon things why do you say that
Girl I died too
S7 Cameron I’m dead too hun 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
@@froggykarma9692 because he can
Daz: "call batman she just kicked over a barrel"
*calls Batman*
I died when he said "Hey babe if you go to prom with me I'll show you what's under this tuff of hair... my fucking eye" 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭👌🏼👌🏼
Dolan. Avenue I’m laughing so hard I couldn’t even click the like button right😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died when that happened!😂😂😂
Dolan. Avenue i chocked again
Dolan. Avenue ikr! 😂😂😂😂
Dolan. Avenue I read this comment just as he said it
“That’s what you do when your pretending to be a airplane at 5...neeeeewng”
“Uh hey babe if you go to prom w me I’ll show you wuts under this tuff of hair it’s mah flippin eye” I CANT BREATHE BRO IM DYING LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Did anyone notice how in the first music video the subtitles kept changing languages
I noticed lol 😂
that was the point lol
Was wondering what the point to it was
Hell yeah
It goes from German to chinese like wtf
"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf!"
*Oh sweet Virgina I am dead*
Goodbye world 😱
Lmao I live in Virginia 👀👄👀
@@remytherat6027 same 🥲
@@levachan5610 ayyyy let's go finally somone else that lives in virgina
@@remytherat6027 Hello fellow Virginian 😂
Daz making fun of children gives me life.
"Did she eat a pack of Crayola?!" I love your commentary so much!! XD
Lol I died when he said there are a million perverts on amazon buying panda costumes xD
Daz: He’s gonna go for it.
Me: No, he’s gonna throw her off it.
"Oh shit they're on a bridge-"
"He's gonna do it-"
Daz, I hate to break this to you, but this could be taken 2 ways
Oh fuck
"THIS IS SO INSPIRATIONAL... that shirt is not"
Like same
ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ carat or army? lol
taetae BOTH
ISlippedIntoTheDiamondLife :/ 😍😍😍 tae
Zoja Gorjanc yes the precious Taehyung I love him 😍 (not as much as Hoseok tho)
v is my bias hes ADORABLE I LOVE MY TAE HYUNG
I like how he thinks every one under the age of 14 is 2 xD
Same tho
They look like babies! Lol
Im a bwaby then! Hug me!
Lol
I loved how Daz refers to anyone under the age of 18 as 2 years old. 😂😂
😂😂😂
I’m two years old
@@anderrrrrrr then your 18 sir
If ur two then I’m -56
“She’s giving birth to a smurf!” Had me dying🤣
"Why is she pissing colors on his face" 😂😂
*sees a 16 year old girl driving*
Me: lucky
Daz: SHES A TODDLER DRIVING A CAR THIS FETUS SHOULDN'T DRIVE
Its 17 to drive over here lol
Well hes a dad so I don't blame him
I really must say that the Dazzlers, just the community here, are the best.
There are just a few communities that are this nice.
I rarely see any hate comments or arguments.
I really love coming here, enjoying Daz Videos (he is really one of the funniest, realest RUclipsrs out there...) and reading the comments.
I am really glad i am a part of this.... love you guys and Daz.
Have a nice day
We love you too
I love it as well, you included
Aww
This needs moRE LIKES
That’s a nice thing to say it’s another example of how the Daz community is
Also the Shane Dawson community is nice too but again that was nice of you to say
Awww we love ya too!
Daz and I made the same face at the same time when they gave birth to weird fluids 😂😂😂
I'm legitimately having a heart attack right now from laughter
+PastelxHolly thank you
laughing to hard to type this comment
Me also, omfg his reaction to the guy taking off the panda mask
HAHAHAHA I CAN'T BREATH ANYMORE
my either I died of laughter at the part where he's like yah look up to the sky I can't dance
I wasn't even laughing at the video I was laughing at you 😂😂
Eva Doodles same 😂😂😂
Eva Doodles 📦🍴🍴😆😆😆😆😆
Eva Doodles 😆😆😆👱👁👈😆😆😆
Thats the point fucktard
SmallEdits 滅 excuse me?
“I love Chinese food”
Wears Japanese clothing and names most foods that aren’t Chinese...
✨LoGiC✨
"I would grab that boy off the mirror and eat him" I laughed so heart XDDD
So, my mum walked in my room and saw the last music video when the woman's "giving birth" and she thought I was watching porn and began freaking out. I tried to explain to her that it wasn't porn and clicked play on the video, but it only got worse. I'm scared, now. Doesn't help my RUclips was in dark mode and on my next to watch it has some doki doki literature club shit on there....
rip
And that's why when I hear people walking upstairs or coming near my room, I exit RUclips immediatly before something weird in a video happens or if a RUclipsr in a video swears XD
@@calreeGAZA Same the only thing is sometimes if I'm too late to close out yt I just pause the vid and get scared that my mom/dad will ask to see what I'm watching and somehow the one time they'll actually look at what I'm watching, something bad will happen. Thankfully nothing like this has ever happened to me... yet
its at 69 likes, so i cants like it
annnnnnd gone for a year
"The dad's gonna eat the box" i'm laughing so hard, i just found this guy's videos and i already love him
Welcome, enjoy the hilarious way's of Daz lmao
Samee i just found him and i love him soo much hes soo funny
"Then I'm hugging.."
Me in 2020: **sprays Febreeze** *Hah, stay the fuck away-*
I LOST IT AT "Mr. Tumblr spotted Hannah Montana" 😂😂
Lmao when he said he’s gonna eat that picture, “she’s gonna give it to her dad so he can eat it” lmao
"why is there a rainbow coming out of the food"
i mean you've got to taste it somehow
I love this
*T A S T E T H E R A I N B O W*
it wasn't skittles though
TASTE THE RAINBOW
@@zedanmoosa4996
It’s skittles in disguise
8:40 "is the dad gonna eat the box? That's what I would do NOM"
-daz games
"Ow she's taken the photo of the mirror. What's she going to do with it? she is going to give it to her dad to eat! OH SHE'S GOT ANOTHER ONE. she going to put them in a box. Where's she going to put the box? She is going to give it to her dad to eat. That's what I'd do. NOM"
MAN DAZ YOU CRACK ME UP.
"she's gonna give it to her dad to eat, that's what i would do...NUMM" im dead
The sad thing is i have seen places called Chinese food
arustyspoon Spoon it's usually because their native language isn't English so they can't translate the shop names directly
arustyspoon Spoon I’ve eaten at a place called China Buffet
Okra Winfrey Yeah same
Literally anyone under the age of 18: *Lives peacefully*
Daz: THEY ARE 2 YEAH UH HU I SAID IT THEIR 2
I love how much u laugh at your own jokes
+MUSTERIOUSTROUSERS Lol I do it all the time, idk if it proves i'm funny or just a fucking idiot XD
+ThePandaHero ikr xD
Dad jokes
+Led Zeppelin Haha lmao
I lost it when he was smelling food in the air. I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
Ikr 😂
+DxDVelox Devon Xd
sub me i am close to 50 subs
well watching a trash can would not be entertainment
lol me to
Kids act like adults and adults act like kids
I think I literally almost passed out from laughing at the second one, I could t breathe
he just said:"nyuuu" *pretends to be an airplane* and then my fairylights fell off the wall :c
"Did she eat a pack of crayola or something" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just to state a fact, that black rapper who goes by the name of "Patrice Wilson" according to the third song is the same rapper from Rebecca Black's "Friday" song... The one that was in the panda costume in the first song and the star of the third song... What the heck is with this guy continuously ending up with these horrible songs? xD
I heard a ton of pedo allegations dont know if any are true but he is so suspicious in my opinion. Wtf
I LOVE FRIDAY
You should watch h3h3's video on him I think it's in a podcast with post malone
He's honestly so creepy though.. I hope he's just in it for money and not up to anything else.
Uhh, ARK Music Productions is his company.
Did anyone else experience some parts in the video where the audio stopped and it went silent?
Probably copyright as usual, it’s happened in quite a few of Daz’s videos sadly because people have nothing better to do then complain about old content
same
@@spoodertea oh
Yessss 😭😭😭
@@brownkitten3577 it sucks
Your laugh is so pure lol
Kaylei Ray ikr XD
The first video when she entered the "Chinese food" it turned night all of a sudden. Did anyone notice that?
Yea
Dylan Winters She was standing there for hours waving her head around because she smelled the food...
yeah
Qwerty 123456 SCREAMING
Wait.. wasn't the dude in the panda suit, the same guy who wore the turkey costume in the Thanksgiving video? XD
Jessica Emery yeah his name is Patrice Wilson and he's a fucking maniac 😂 I recommend watching H3H3 react to Patrice Wilson videos, they're hysterical
Yeah people think he's a pedophile and I think he is too
He was in the Friday - Rebecca Black video aswell 😂
Jessica Emery yup
Jessica Emery yeah lol
I couldn't stop laughing at your expression at 14:57. 🤣 Daz you are so funny!!
OH SHES GIVING BIRTH TO A SMURF”
“Me: “congratulations sleepy the topless smurf is your new child :)”
" if i were her dad i would eat the picture and GONE" 😂
"She's giving birth to a smurf" 😂
I don't care if this video is going on 5 years old, Daz's reaction around the 4:56 mark will remain timeless! That shit makes me laugh every time!
Ok, but also at 14:58 LOL😂 That reaction is f'ing hysterical too!
"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf!" RIP me.
" Someone call Batman, She just kicked over a Barrel!!"
We need a T shirt with this quote
"The dad's gonna eat the box! That's what I'd do, nom!" Haha :D
The face a child makes when they see a birth 15:00 😂
When they were both on the bridge my first thought was “push her off!” Idek why 😂😂
Same
11:33
Thought he was going to push her off the bridge like "Nah bish"
"What?! Wait hold on! Before they took this shot she was born! And then they just started shooting that's how young she is! If I was her Dad I would take that boy off the mirror and I'd eat it!" I'm dying right now, lmao.
Lacey Brown same I feel on the flour laughing so hard and my sister almost read what it said
Daz you are a god damn legend🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard through the entirerity of this video it was awesome
My cheeks hurt, my kidney hurts, my head hurts this was the funniest shit I have ever seen🤣🤣🤣
A black man in a panda suit has infuriated the slumber party I repeat a panda has infuriated the slumber party
1020 West *infiltrated
daz *complains about the boy being 4*
sees another guy *he's way too old!*
😂😂
IM WATCHING THIS AT 1:15 AM AND EVERYONES ASLEEP SOZ I HAVE TO LAUGH SILENTLY AND I CANT HELP
MY BELLY HURTS FROM LAUGHING
OW
THATS HAPPENING TO ME RN
Lydia Wheeler do I care?
If you weren't asking me then who were you, and if you weren't asking anyone then why even post that? I mean its common sense.
mom i want jason derulo
mom: we have jason derulo at home
jason derulo at home: 14:34
Club penguin. She's going to Club penguin.
Sooo true
Exactly what I said XD
+#Awesome Yes!
+#Awesome yes! I love animal crossing :D 🍃🍀🌷
I said that like 2 years ago
shes cheated on him with a member of the blue man group
oh mah gawd
I’m blue daba Dee daba die
"Hey baby if you go prom with me ill show you what's under this tuff of hair, it's my fucking eye" Pmsl 😂😂😂😂
I meant babe
😂😂😂😂😂
Reece Mason doesn't make much of a difference no offence
I'm done, I'm done, I'm done. Daz is such a fucking
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"Apparently she's giving birth to a smurf" 😂😂😂
bro 😂 he called him a pervert before he even knew he was 😂✋🏻
When the panda reveals it’s self , I choked laughing at Dazs reaction
HAHAHA
I was eating cereal when the last one played I almost choked
Jimins high note in LetMeKnow nice profile picture and username 👀
Min Yoonjis armyyy
no one can escape bts or army omf yes i love
Rooro Y YASSSSSSS