Daz Watches Faye Montana

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @silverdragon6086
    @silverdragon6086 7 лет назад +19418

    Here's your free German to English translation
    First Scene (Play ground)
    Guy: Wow that's quite smooth
    Faye: What's up, jealous or what?
    Guy: D'You want me to show you how it's done?
    Faye: Wait a minuet (Checks Phone) I got a free slot at3 o'clock, if you want ME to teach you something, dumbass
    Second Scene (Class Room)
    Friend: Can I copy your Maths homework? Hey. Earth to Faye. HEY!
    Faye: Copy math? Sure, wait a sec...
    Friend: What you're daydreaming about right now
    Faye: You Really want to know?
    Third Scene (Class room again)
    Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.
    Fourth Scene (Near The Lockers)
    Friend: So,do you like Paul?
    Faye: No.
    Guy: What's up? Now or...?
    Faye: If that's what you want, ok
    Guy: I'm gonna show you how to do this right
    Fifth Scene and Last Scene (Cany Shop)
    Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race
    Friend: That was so cool!
    Faye:So, do you have a crush on someone right now?
    Friend: Aah well, there actually is someone... what about you?
    Faye: Ehh, you know what I really fancy?

    • @gigifreakingdies
      @gigifreakingdies 7 лет назад +345

      Silver Dragon danke!

    • @krysisabell7
      @krysisabell7 7 лет назад +343

      Silver Dragon you know what I really fancy?
      What?

    • @emz572
      @emz572 7 лет назад +261

      Silver Dragon danke! I am English learning German!

    • @deeann17
      @deeann17 7 лет назад +333

      Silver Dragon god bless you kind person

    • @msquev9620
      @msquev9620 7 лет назад +148

      Silver Dragon thank you 😄😍

  • @peepeerhi
    @peepeerhi 7 лет назад +7902

    I know German, and the teacher is nutting over mathematics

    • @peepeerhi
      @peepeerhi 7 лет назад +1089

      he literally said that a fraction is sexy

    • @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger
      @YourFriendlyOnlineStranger 7 лет назад +439

      Your profile picture honestly makes your comment so much better.

    • @tamagotchi7989
      @tamagotchi7989 7 лет назад +106

      flaming homo
      I love your profile picture xD

    • @peepeerhi
      @peepeerhi 7 лет назад +81

      Sebastian Michaelis thanks mi amigo 👉👉

    • @YorkshireMemes
      @YorkshireMemes 7 лет назад +45

      flaming homo I knew he was on about maths, when he said mathematics in German it sounded similar to mathematics in English

  • @tinadietze3615
    @tinadietze3615 7 лет назад +5107

    Hey daz, I am from germany and I translated all of the conversation parts so that you know what they are about.
    1st part on the school yard: ''You're going pretty cool'' (on that hoverboard thing)
    ''Are you jealous or what?''
    ''Do you want me to show you how to do this right?''
    ''Wait a second...I'd have a free spot for you at 3pm. Just in case you want to learn something douchebag.''
    2nd Part in the classroom:
    ''Hey Faye could I copy math from you...hey reality (sorry daz almost got it right)to Faye...hello?''
    ''Uh copy math? Yeah sure!''
    ''God Faye what where you thinking about?''
    ''Do you really want to know?''
    3rd part with the creepy teacher:
    ''Mathematics...you don't even know how important mathematics actually is...how foolhardy the root of three is...how sexy a fraction is...
    how beautiful dividing is...you know what dividing is doing to me? (here comes the crazy dance where he looks like he just got an epileptical attack) This is what dividing does to me!''
    4th part where the hoverboard vampire magically swopes in.
    ''Could it be that you like Paul?''
    ''God no!''
    (Liam aka hoverboard vampire swoopes in) ''Hey what's up? Now or never.''
    ''If you really want to...''
    ''Come on. I'm gonna show you how this is done!''
    5th part at the cereal store:
    ''I did so beat liam at the parcour racing.''
    ''Yes that was so cool!''
    ''So is there someone you find cute at the moment?''
    ''Well there actually is someone...what about you?''
    ''Hm you know what I think is sweet...'' (sweet and cute is the same word in German but it only makes sense this way)
    I hope I could help you :)

    • @willpettit262
      @willpettit262 7 лет назад +41

      hey i'm just asking batman how does it feel to be able to know 2 different languages?

    • @willpettit262
      @willpettit262 7 лет назад +37

      i speak english, spanish, russian and a bit of german

    • @tinadietze3615
      @tinadietze3615 7 лет назад +44

      Will Pettit knowing two languages is pretty cool and makes english lesson easy or even boring from time to time. I don't even know why I can speak english as good as I'm doing it. (that sounds so arrogant I'm sorry..) I just read much english stuff and watch my favourite tv series in english so I guess it started there. but you seem to be pretty good with languages as well. I'm learning spanish and latin in school but don't know more than 3 words in russian 😁

    • @madisonfougere5232
      @madisonfougere5232 7 лет назад +3

      NCIS Batman hey can you sub to me I would really appreciate it! I'll sub to you!

    • @harry-rf6lr
      @harry-rf6lr 7 лет назад +12

      NCIS Batman thanks for telling us what it ment that was really nice I subscribed to you hope you have a nice day :)

  • @marycunningham7154
    @marycunningham7154 3 года назад +262

    Faye: it’s all a game of numbers
    *video cuts to the teacher*
    Daz: I really don’t fucking like him
    I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @amythetaylor7253
    @amythetaylor7253 5 лет назад +743

    The teacher said ‘how sexy a fraction is’.
    I think he needs help 😂

  • @maddison1535
    @maddison1535 4 года назад +516

    “So I left it upside down to annoy everyone “.
    Me: *loves him even more * respect dude

  • @theojackson5088
    @theojackson5088 7 лет назад +533

    “Jesus Christ I need a drink”
    *slurps monster energy with fury*

  • @eleneglad_
    @eleneglad_ 3 года назад +258

    "If it is, then i can speak German. Guten Tag" I'm dead😂 Daz is so precious😂❤

  • @tailsnatched4642
    @tailsnatched4642 4 года назад +4194

    “Money can’t buy happiness”
    Me buying a dog: *Try me*

  • @shinegamer1583
    @shinegamer1583 6 лет назад +233

    'maybe he's attracted to her?'
    *Daz classic disgusted dance*

    • @jo-annsantos8049
      @jo-annsantos8049 4 месяца назад

      Hr isn't attracted to her he's attracted to fractions😂

  • @Stay._4everxoxo
    @Stay._4everxoxo 4 года назад +908

    I can't believe people dislike daz when he has a incridible laugh

    • @kenziegray7764
      @kenziegray7764 4 года назад +11

      when i watch his videos of daz watches it’s not the videos he watches that make me laugh it’s when he laughs it’s so funny and i die and his impressions and the things he says! 😂😂

    • @blxeyyy
      @blxeyyy 4 года назад +5

      I liked then unliked because it’s on 69 likes...

    • @glizzygod6963
      @glizzygod6963 4 года назад +1

      facts

    • @madog61
      @madog61 4 года назад +2

      Did you see 8:46
      Not only he has one he makes people laugh

    • @doodlebob3797
      @doodlebob3797 4 года назад +1

      Incredible*

  • @dragon_coldedits
    @dragon_coldedits 8 месяцев назад +17

    Maths teacher said basically, “maths makes me get pumped up, it’s important, fractions are sexy” for anyone who doesn’t know

  • @Mitch47
    @Mitch47 4 года назад +3185

    The maths teacher may be a psycho but he’s got some decent moves

  • @danieletierno1383
    @danieletierno1383 4 года назад +2625

    German parts translated:
    Part one, minute 1.34 Guy: "wow, that's quite smooth" Faye: "what's up, are you jealous or something?" Guy: "do you want me to show you how it's done?" Faye: "wait a minute" then checks the phone and says "I got a free slot at 3 o'clock if you want me to teach you something, dumbass!".
    Part two, minute 4.50 Friend: "can I copy your math homework? Heyyyy? Reality to Faye. Heyyyy" Faye: "copy math? Sure, wait a sec." Friend: "what were you dreaming about?" Faye: "do you really want to know?"
    Part three, minute 5.54 Teacher: "mathematics. You don't even know how important mathematics is" how bold the square root of 3 is, how sexy! Dividing is, do you know what dividing does to me? THAT! That is what dividing does to me."
    Part four, minute 8.12 guy: "now or never" Faye: "if that's what you want, ok" guy: "come, I'm gonna show you how to do this right"
    Part five, minute 10.02 Faye: "I completely knocked Liam out of the race" Friend: "that was so cool!" Faye: "so do you have a crush on someone?" Friend: "ah well, there actually is someone. What about you?" Faye: "eh do you know what I really fancy?"

    • @logicaly1246
      @logicaly1246 3 года назад +92

      Very helpful

    • @danieletierno1383
      @danieletierno1383 3 года назад +60

      @@logicaly1246 glad someone found it helpful 😊

    • @lilyburton683
      @lilyburton683 3 года назад +43

      Thank you 😊

    • @riotz1475
      @riotz1475 3 года назад +14

      @@Guest-mn7kn lol

    • @kayleaf
      @kayleaf 3 года назад +31

      thank u! I always look for translations so this is super helpful! :)

  • @royaltyblueberry1822
    @royaltyblueberry1822 4 года назад +845

    *Faye: Brings hover board to school*
    *Not in trouble*
    *Me: Brings a colored pencil to school*
    *Suspended for a week*

    • @joshuatranterhtd4life677
      @joshuatranterhtd4life677 3 года назад +14

      A whole week just for a colored pencil where do you go to school?

    • @janxthegoat7826
      @janxthegoat7826 3 года назад +2

      Collor

    • @zoewaters9699
      @zoewaters9699 3 года назад +1

      how like what happened?

    • @kisme808
      @kisme808 3 года назад +4

      Shows attention to perv teacher gets a A

    • @Rivervlogs420
      @Rivervlogs420 3 года назад +5

      And I thought my primary school was weird my primary school banned bean boozle (remember that challenge)

  • @Lia28745
    @Lia28745 3 года назад +72

    “Can I copy ur math ?”
    Silence
    “Hello, reality to Faye”
    “Oh yeah”
    “What were you thinking about”
    Starts music video

  • @bellamay3741
    @bellamay3741 7 лет назад +891

    'Jesus tap-dancing christ I need a drink'😂

    • @soboredrn6664
      @soboredrn6664 7 лет назад

      Itz Just Bella IKR 😂😂

    • @Zeko_El-Emrico
      @Zeko_El-Emrico 7 лет назад +6

      Itz Just Bella I was dead at the part where he was talking about the little girl in the front 😂😂

    • @thelitglit6280
      @thelitglit6280 7 лет назад +2

      Itz Just Bella I was crying so hard😂😂😂😂🍒

    • @vaydastrnad7147
      @vaydastrnad7147 7 лет назад

      Itz Just Bella 😂😂

    • @caitlinjensen1941
      @caitlinjensen1941 7 лет назад +1

      I read that comment when Daz said it lol 😂

  • @stephaniecutts7871
    @stephaniecutts7871 7 лет назад +6145

    watching daz is like finding happiness :)))

    • @scarletteloise2737
      @scarletteloise2737 7 лет назад +19

      Stephanie Cutts Awwww

    • @a.lissa111
      @a.lissa111 7 лет назад +10

      Stephanie Cutts that is a very positively way to think

    • @cadenhart8418
      @cadenhart8418 7 лет назад +1

      😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💕Stephanie Cutts

    • @emeliabea9564
      @emeliabea9564 7 лет назад +1

      Stephanie Cutts

    • @diunkyfajardo3069
      @diunkyfajardo3069 7 лет назад +1

      Yes

  • @phoebes5682
    @phoebes5682 4 года назад +746

    “it comes across as he’s attracted to he- URGHHH” *shakes* and carries on going errr

    • @scul_krushr_games3616
      @scul_krushr_games3616 4 года назад +3

      Phoebes life do you remember Jared from subway that teacher is him

    • @depresseoespresso1592
      @depresseoespresso1592 4 года назад +1

      Phoebe S I was reading this as that part was on 😂

    • @floydsanimations9219
      @floydsanimations9219 4 года назад

      Phoebe S that’s the best bit

    • @TheClairemx
      @TheClairemx 4 года назад

      Shut up we can see what happens you don’t need t to tell us agein

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 3 года назад +46

    So the teacher is deranged, talking about how sexy he finds math...

  • @ashleycarmella1471
    @ashleycarmella1471 6 лет назад +1361

    teacher : “be,,,,, sExy”
    *thrusts into air*

    • @humanskinnergames4520
      @humanskinnergames4520 6 лет назад +24

      Chris Hansen:take a seat right over

    • @neiljohnstone4795
      @neiljohnstone4795 5 лет назад +11

      Hafe of the class is in his van

    • @katjok7024
      @katjok7024 5 лет назад +22

      Actually he said
      "Wie sexy..."
      And it means "how sexy ..." because he is basically in love with math.

    • @bunnyland2175
      @bunnyland2175 5 лет назад +1

      sxedi’s void exactly I thought I was the only one that saw him thrust a few times into the air.

    • @suga_crush
      @suga_crush 4 года назад +2

      I see thrust and I think bout BTS. Not relevant tho. I'm just answering cause I luv ur comment😂

  • @foxgibson-dunlop8996
    @foxgibson-dunlop8996 6 лет назад +134

    "Do you know what divinding does to me?"
    *has seizure in german*
    "That"

  • @emily._.k
    @emily._.k 5 лет назад +1981

    I need to start saying "Jesus tap dancing christ" more often
    Holy Jesus tap dancing Christ how did this get so many likes

    • @khadija8470
      @khadija8470 4 года назад +24

      whoever remembers when daz said 'jesus tap-dancing malaria' is a legend

    • @kai4435
      @kai4435 4 года назад +6

      Yes

    • @Alex-sw5ek
      @Alex-sw5ek 4 года назад +6

      i just say it randomly lol ive even started turing British when i speak

    • @evantimko6626
      @evantimko6626 4 года назад +1

      I have to as well lol

    • @xl-jace-lx4044
      @xl-jace-lx4044 4 года назад +1

      I saw this comment right when he said it

  • @rir1z894
    @rir1z894 3 года назад +17

    Daz : talking how the teacher is a crazy person
    Me : mine does cartwheels in the hallways of the school 24/7

  • @jasonderes9877
    @jasonderes9877 4 года назад +1967

    Daz: "you can't buy happiness"
    Me: "sure you can! watch" *buys snickers bar*

    • @Lila12655
      @Lila12655 4 года назад +25

      Jason Deres - When your allergic to nuts: 😭

    • @Crowley77
      @Crowley77 4 года назад +17

      @@Lila12655 u mean peanuts or the other Kind of nut ?😅
      I'm sorry for that really
      I just wanted to be funny....
      Sorry

    • @Lila12655
      @Lila12655 4 года назад +5

      VENOM Dragon - dUdE 🤣😭

    • @Crowley77
      @Crowley77 4 года назад +3

      @@Lila12655 😂 sorry i had to

    • @mochamilksubs
      @mochamilksubs 4 года назад +2

      @@Lila12655 lol same 😂😭😭

  • @lizzymoore7326
    @lizzymoore7326 6 лет назад +921

    *Jesus tap dancing christ, I need a drink* - Daz Black 2017

  • @shanebair8364
    @shanebair8364 4 года назад +1061

    "Jesus tap dancing christ, i need a drink" definitely thought he was gunna pull outa beer 😂

    • @leannechidwick378
      @leannechidwick378 4 года назад +3

      Your emoji tho....

    • @shanebair8364
      @shanebair8364 4 года назад +4

      @@leannechidwick378 sorry im too broke for a iphone that will go down the shitter as soon as a new one comes out 🤷‍♂️

    • @leannechidwick378
      @leannechidwick378 4 года назад +3

      @@shanebair8364 i didnt even mean to say that to you Xd i have those emojis to as i broke my good phone today 😂 okay but iphone is bad Xd

    • @shanebair8364
      @shanebair8364 4 года назад +2

      @@leannechidwick378 fr iphone is doodoo

    • @felisreptilis9409
      @felisreptilis9409 4 года назад +2

      ME TOO😂

  • @mitzisavant4335
    @mitzisavant4335 3 года назад +29

    Daz: money can't buy you happiness
    Me: challenge excepted *buys anti depressants*

  • @beth-pt3iv
    @beth-pt3iv 4 года назад +943

    The teacher is going on about how sexy and beautiful math is
    Then that ‘move’ is him saying that’s what division does too him-
    LIKE WTF

    • @roccorockstar432tren4
      @roccorockstar432tren4 4 года назад +5

      HUH?!

    • @ackerman1555
      @ackerman1555 4 года назад +6

      *I’ am Dying Inside- The school Looks dirty To me- I’m gonna need someone To Tell me If It’s Just me or-..*

    • @serenitygarcia9901
      @serenitygarcia9901 4 года назад +3

      Idk whats going on 😭

    • @elia3251
      @elia3251 3 года назад +4

      @@ackerman1555 if that looks dirty to you....... you clearly have never been to an American school, they are hecka dirty.

    • @cupidsdeath3258
      @cupidsdeath3258 3 года назад +2

      @@elia3251 IKR like why are they so dirty

  • @janakatarina8911
    @janakatarina8911 7 лет назад +2119

    okay daz, so the first scene is pretty much just a boy giving her a compliment and she roasts him and calls him opfer which pretty much means "victim" in english, it´s a common insult in austria and germany. the boy offers her to show her how to properly ride an iohawk and yeah, then she insults him lol
    the second one was the one with the teacher and even if you know what he says he still is really creepy and yes probably on acid ... he said that fractions are sexy and before he makes those weird moves he says "Do you know what dividing does to me?"
    then the one where the boy is on the hoverboard, he comes up to her and says pretty much that it´s now her chance to show how good she can ride the board and then they make a contest
    and the last scene in which they are in this sweet shop the girl congratulates faye that she won the iohawk battle and the best is yet to come, faye asks her friends if she thinks that someone is sweet and the friends says yes and asks her the same question and faye literally says "Do you know what´s sweet to me?" and then she eats those chocolate balls like come on that joke was the worst about the whole video, so here you go, i hope that it was helpful

  • @pumkin_dust2131
    @pumkin_dust2131 4 года назад +231

    Me, a german, got so happy when Daz said „Guten Tag“

  • @aliyxxh_6933
    @aliyxxh_6933 3 года назад +20

    he said "guten Tag" like a real German person DAMNN

  • @milkmakesnoise8818
    @milkmakesnoise8818 5 лет назад +218

    90% of the comments: *translating the German scenes*
    10%: *random stuff*

  • @Nvaehlo
    @Nvaehlo 6 лет назад +553

    I have a friend that's German. Yeah, she crawled under the covers and said "I swear she doesn't speak for us."

  • @anthonyjanthonycrowley898
    @anthonyjanthonycrowley898 4 года назад +897

    I’m never gonna be able to look at my maths teacher the same again-

  • @Tiana_moonlight
    @Tiana_moonlight Год назад +4

    The teacher being in love with math talking about it and daz thinking he’s being perverted 😂😂😂😂😊

  • @majora5651
    @majora5651 7 лет назад +287

    Okay so I roughly translated it:
    1. Dialogue:
    *Boy*: You're quite cool (kinda sarcastic)
    *Faye*: What's up? You're jealous or what?
    *Boy*: Should I show you how it's done?
    *Faye*: Wait a sec. I'd be free at 15:00 if you want to learn something. Loser.
    2. Dialogue:
    *Girl*: Hey can I copy math homework from you? Hello? Reality at Faye! (Means the same as earth to Faye so you literally got that right) Hello?
    *Faye*: Eh, copy maths? Sure, wait...
    *Girl*: Where are you with your thoughts again?
    *Faye*: Do you really wanna know?
    3. Dialogue
    *Teacher*: Mathematics. You don't even know how important maths is. How daring the square root of three, how sexy a break, how beautiful dividing (is). Do you know what dividing does with me? (Insert random ceizure) that. That's what dividing does with me.
    4. Dialogue:
    *Girl*: Do you actually like Paul?
    *Faye*: Oh god, no.
    *Boy*: What's up? Now.
    *Faye*: If you want to that badly.
    *Boy*: come. I'll show you how it's done.
    5. dialogue:
    *Faye*: I totally beated Liam at IO-Hawk driving.
    *Girl*: That was so cool!
    *Faye*: So? Is there someone you find cute?
    *Girl*: Yeah, there is somebody. And you?
    *Faye*: eeeeeeh.... do you know what I think is cute?
    (I'm austrian so my english grammar may not be perfect, I apologize.)
    You see, it doesn't make any more sense even if you understand them.
    Also no, people are not allowed to ride IO-Hawks in school and yes, dabbing is dead. Deader than dinosaurs actually.

    • @oyoy6638
      @oyoy6638 7 лет назад +10

      Janine:D you are literally the best fucking person to translate all that

    • @maca_katt5173
      @maca_katt5173 7 лет назад

      that isn't fully correct.. you did get most right though

    • @alkku1110
      @alkku1110 7 лет назад +3

      Janine:D Thank you

    • @emmahoward420
      @emmahoward420 7 лет назад

      Janine:D i

    • @humancentipede33
      @humancentipede33 7 лет назад

      Janine:D mm so sexy, I just love breaks *sarcasm*

  • @raerae509
    @raerae509 4 года назад +307

    Daz: ive never been more confused at the end of a mv
    Kpop mv’s: am i a joke to you

  • @LunarScarlet00
    @LunarScarlet00 6 лет назад +180

    " Jesus tap dancing Christ, I need a drink" wow.

  • @Bear_the_shepherd
    @Bear_the_shepherd 3 года назад +5

    Saving for future self.
    Re-watching Daz's videos today - 27th of January 2022 at 00:53

  • @emilydimarco5172
    @emilydimarco5172 6 лет назад +1014

    I'm just laughing because daz is so clueless of what the teacher is saying 😂😂

    • @cariosasweeney1102
      @cariosasweeney1102 6 лет назад +13

      Emily di Marco what was the teacher saying?

    • @kiphea
      @kiphea 6 лет назад +52

      He was saying that math was sexy and beautiful not the students.

    • @youre_a_loser_baby
      @youre_a_loser_baby 6 лет назад +8

      Cariosa Sweeney . turn on the captions. It's translated.

    • @issamohammed7078
      @issamohammed7078 6 лет назад +15

      he said "you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How... the bold square root of three is, how sexy"

    • @crazyminegamer2339
      @crazyminegamer2339 6 лет назад +1

      it's also yes in italian

  • @leahwarren736
    @leahwarren736 6 лет назад +513

    I can speak German!!!!! so basically what she said was "reality to Faye" so yes Daz you're right in a way that by saying "Earth to Faye" is getting the same point across as saying "reality to Faye." and the math teacher was saying how sexy math was and how he felt for it.......

    • @ayrtonnewcombe-bland4643
      @ayrtonnewcombe-bland4643 6 лет назад

      Alexia Zamora so what is the name for that them 😂😂

    • @Syntex_Infinity
      @Syntex_Infinity 6 лет назад +7

      Tf is wrong with math teachers in Germany

    • @ojigbo
      @ojigbo 6 лет назад +7

      @@Syntex_Infinity No, it's just the music video... German music videos are awkward as hell.

    • @laeticiashier7132
      @laeticiashier7132 6 лет назад

      Leah Warren this is correct “)

    • @kospa845
      @kospa845 6 лет назад +1

      Wow du kannst deutsch👏

  • @AmaraChanTV
    @AmaraChanTV 7 лет назад +112

    Daz is savage af to keep it upside down.

  • @zaramoore852
    @zaramoore852 3 года назад +8

    Faye: *brings hoverboard to school *
    **Nothing**
    Me: *brings a blue biro to school *
    **suspended for a week**

  • @emmyennit
    @emmyennit 5 лет назад +177

    "I usually try to stay away from young kids"
    Well I bloody hope so! 😂

    • @jaygerbrewer
      @jaygerbrewer 4 года назад +3

      EM Equestrian he said usually....

    • @techojam1542
      @techojam1542 4 года назад

      Yep thats what I said to my parents

  • @Bakugoboomboomboom
    @Bakugoboomboomboom 4 года назад +1605

    The teacher isn’t a perv he’s just being overly obsessed with math, and saying it’s sexy for some reason

  • @spectre6814
    @spectre6814 4 года назад +596

    No one:
    Daz: I have looked for happiness extensively on Ebay

    • @1tzZ1eepy
      @1tzZ1eepy 4 года назад +1

      I can’t 😂

    • @zaddybonka5660
      @zaddybonka5660 4 года назад +1

      Stop

    • @Bichana12
      @Bichana12 4 года назад

      1🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

    • @amandatimoney1289
      @amandatimoney1289 4 года назад

      Nano 15 found this when he actually said it

  • @taylorhensley7551
    @taylorhensley7551 2 года назад +5

    I just recently started watching your videos. And you are so funny like I'm surprised I haven't woken up my boyfriend or daughter half the time I watch your videos. You have helped me a lot through my depression too.

  • @yessir3809
    @yessir3809 5 лет назад +675

    *teacher licks his lips*
    me:GUYS WE HAVE A PERV ON THE LOOSE
    😂😂

  • @vincentmilesbaeriswyl3168
    @vincentmilesbaeriswyl3168 7 лет назад +436

    I speak german and I can say that he didn’t called the children ‚sexy‘ he was just being wierd and called math sexy and beautiful.

  • @jasethegamer9814
    @jasethegamer9814 4 года назад +138

    No one:
    Daz: I looked on ebay for happiness
    Me: did you check Craigslist

  • @mb1996
    @mb1996 3 года назад +14

    Noone:
    Absolutely nobody:
    The teacher: You have NO idea how dividing makes me feel *does the move* LIKE THAT

  • @belleswain2752
    @belleswain2752 4 года назад +144

    “Jesus tap dancing Christ”
    -Daz
    “I WORSHIP YOU DAZ!”-me

  • @raphaelavitzthum5791
    @raphaelavitzthum5791 4 года назад +178

    when the teacher was talking he said mathematics was sexy

  • @oliviadunfee6973
    @oliviadunfee6973 6 лет назад +480

    Jesus tap dancing Christ I need a drink
    Me every day

  • @blahblahblah412
    @blahblahblah412 11 месяцев назад +1

    3:05 and the lyric that she sings is "wishin i was older" its just so creepy put together LMAO

  • @localvapingcat6806
    @localvapingcat6806 5 лет назад +147

    "Guten Tag" i'm still crying 😂😂😂😂 (i'm from Germany)

  • @norahkirkpatrick3040
    @norahkirkpatrick3040 5 лет назад +85

    “Jesus tap dancing Christ I need a drink”
    *thats iconic*

  • @Someone-lf2si
    @Someone-lf2si 4 года назад +569

    You did get “Earth to Faye” right 😂
    I speak German so I’m not with that translator stuff

    • @monlinacoventry4548
      @monlinacoventry4548 4 года назад +10

      turn translater on it says REALITY to faye

    • @Tanner0118
      @Tanner0118 4 года назад +5

      It actually says Faye hello

    • @imnotcreativecom4654
      @imnotcreativecom4654 4 года назад +4

      The captions converting it to English says it’s “ Reality to Faye”. It’s basically the same thing -w-

    • @alannava5107
      @alannava5107 4 года назад +2

      @@imnotcreativecom4654 if "Earth to Faye" doesn't mean you sound like an alien
      Then I guess there's no difference

    • @offline8582
      @offline8582 4 года назад +1

      i mean you could all be typing it in wrong

  • @potatosock3437
    @potatosock3437 3 года назад +7

    That teacher gave me serious Life is Strange vibes, the teacher of Max and all that. Careful he might shove you into the “dark room”

  • @TheJoker-oj7pw
    @TheJoker-oj7pw 7 лет назад +1016

    Now Daz should react to „How it is(wap bap...) "

  • @dazombiedude9271
    @dazombiedude9271 7 лет назад +261

    the teacher was saying Daz "Mathamatic you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. how... Bold the square root of Three is How...Sexy how Beautiful dividing is. Do you know what dividing does?" teacher does wierd dance and saids "THAT! that is what dividing does to me" i call phycho

    • @lonergurl-em2272
      @lonergurl-em2272 6 лет назад +10

      da zombie dude proof ppl that like math are insane😂

    • @dazombiedude9271
      @dazombiedude9271 6 лет назад +2

      lol so true

    • @trashbutbetter309
      @trashbutbetter309 6 лет назад +2

      da zombie dude my year book quote from primary is
      still haven’t used algebra yet

    • @queef98
      @queef98 6 лет назад +3

      So he is displaying himself f ing maths in front of 2 year olds

    • @dazombiedude9271
      @dazombiedude9271 6 лет назад

      yep also I wonder how the eff did he get the job

  • @fionaknockel2193
    @fionaknockel2193 7 лет назад +278

    10:42 to 10:49 had me laughing so and while I was eating pasta congrats dad idk how but a noodle flew out my nose and that made me laugh even harder

    • @fionaknockel2193
      @fionaknockel2193 7 лет назад +9

      Daz auto correct

    • @musicalnerd1260
      @musicalnerd1260 6 лет назад +5

      poor nose.

    • @msr2566
      @msr2566 6 лет назад +9

      a fkn noodle flew out of ur nose omg looool. i rarely really laugh at comments but u r one of them... this comment is great

    • @v3nus._b4by._55
      @v3nus._b4by._55 6 лет назад +6

      Pizza came out of my nose before

    • @hollien.8836
      @hollien.8836 6 лет назад +4

      OH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE MY DAAY ❤️

  • @venjaruggera7814
    @venjaruggera7814 3 года назад +5

    Daz: "So I left it upside down to annoy you"
    😂😂

  • @gottmine
    @gottmine 7 лет назад +73

    The teacher said something like: You dont know how important math is, how rakish √3 is and how sexy it is to divide. You know what math does to me? This...
    And these kind of hoverboard are prohibited in Germany. So you are not allowed to drive them on roads or in school.

  • @strawberrysharkii1068
    @strawberrysharkii1068 5 лет назад +211

    Teacher : Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How bold the square root of three is, How...sexy a fraction how beautiful. Mk i'm done typing ma hands hurt ;w ;

    • @pinklyvengeance1535
      @pinklyvengeance1535 4 года назад +4

      If your hands hurt from typing... Go to a doctor

    • @CharlieS123Z
      @CharlieS123Z 4 года назад +1

      @@pinklyvengeance1535 lmfao

    • @theofficefanpage1236
      @theofficefanpage1236 4 года назад +1

      @@pinklyvengeance1535 if u want to share your opinion on this comment go to a doctor

    • @pinklyvengeance1535
      @pinklyvengeance1535 4 года назад

      @@theofficefanpage1236 Comedy genius right here ladies and gentlemen.

    • @f.b.i.8229
      @f.b.i.8229 4 года назад +2

      @@pinklyvengeance1535 Idiot who thinks he is funny here lads. R/MadLads

  • @johnjohn1824
    @johnjohn1824 4 года назад +1442

    World: gets corona virus
    Faye: it's all a game of numbers

  • @DylanMRoss
    @DylanMRoss 2 года назад +2

    I laughed way too hard when he paused it on that one frame. Even before he made the joke I was dying. 😂

  • @mad_hatter2831
    @mad_hatter2831 7 лет назад +287

    I CAN CONFIRM HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE EARTH TO FAYE THING!!

    • @emthem6113
      @emthem6113 7 лет назад +3

      Septiplier_fan _11 actually Realität (reality) to Faye

    • @Adenon.W
      @Adenon.W 6 лет назад

      Septiplier_fan _11 look what ya did to ice games **face palms jokingly**

    • @Grand_Kitchen
      @Grand_Kitchen 6 лет назад

      Go Markiplier!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @mollseyreevo
    @mollseyreevo 4 года назад +166

    Day: I’ve looked on eBay and Amazon to buy happiness
    Me: goes to kfc to get chicken 😂
    Faye Montana: buy happiness with money

    • @Starcat164
      @Starcat164 4 года назад +2

      It’s Daz you wrote day

    • @mollseyreevo
      @mollseyreevo 4 года назад +1

      Zeke’s Animated Channel oop

    • @LivinVibez_XO
      @LivinVibez_XO 4 года назад

      omg yes hahahah me going to kfc to buy all my happiness

    • @jamiestanway4530
      @jamiestanway4530 4 года назад

      Happiness can be bought with money but family can not. Wait probably

  • @SYNZER
    @SYNZER 7 лет назад +430

    Daz: OK sweety look happy... LOOK FUCKING HAPPY!! I DIED😂😂

  • @zayisgay
    @zayisgay Год назад +1

    Daz: you can't buy happiness
    Me: *buys fluffy cat socks*

  • @ninjagamingwolf8908
    @ninjagamingwolf8908 4 года назад +32

    The Director: ok so we are going to do all the scenes in German but the rest of the song is in English
    Me: Flows away on a hoverboard

  • @yaretsicarrillo3884
    @yaretsicarrillo3884 4 года назад +194

    Daz: “it’s like he’s attracted to her-“
    *starts to flinch*
    Me: HAHAH😂

    • @fofo3585
      @fofo3585 4 года назад

      Yaretsi Carrillo same

    • @harrisonmccarron3882
      @harrisonmccarron3882 4 года назад +2

      I was drinking when he said that and it went every where

  • @beccycorina1339
    @beccycorina1339 7 лет назад +314

    The maths teacher says:
    Math!
    You don't know how important maths is
    How daring the square root of 3
    How sexy a fraction
    How beautiful dividing is
    Do you know what dividing does to me
    *does weird movements*
    This is what it does to me

    • @yeah4103
      @yeah4103 7 лет назад +1

      Beccy Corina ahahah

    • @krussell1608
      @krussell1608 7 лет назад +14

      Beccy Corina What the actual fuck

    • @MoePonjo8
      @MoePonjo8 7 лет назад +1

      Couldn't have translated it better XD Nice Job

    • @honeybee3269
      @honeybee3269 7 лет назад

      Beccy Corina
      Creepy...

    • @MissesSaschaMSP
      @MissesSaschaMSP 7 лет назад +13

      I wish he was my teacher

  • @Throwedoffnerro
    @Throwedoffnerro 3 года назад +6

    I hope he gets to 10 million at the end of the year ✋😭

  • @caswkmn
    @caswkmn 7 лет назад +289

    Does anyone miss his old setup? I loved it. It always reminded me of dance moms😂 *daz moms*

    • @alexxxxxxx420
      @alexxxxxxx420 7 лет назад +6

      Does anyone miss when instagram wasn't out? Yeah, it always reminded me when kids like your weren't freaking cringey with their profile pics.

    • @ethanthefaboolas5695
      @ethanthefaboolas5695 7 лет назад +1

      Gg

    • @alexxxxxxx420
      @alexxxxxxx420 7 лет назад +2

      Meh. Still, both of those apps are just as stupid.

    • @C0DYM4N99
      @C0DYM4N99 7 лет назад +1

      MP Games Actually, Instagram isn't that bad in comparison to Snapchat, but it still is bad though. You're just focusing too much on the negativity of Instagram!
      You have to have The POWER....OF POSITIVITY!

    • @harrison9691
      @harrison9691 7 лет назад

      MP Games who is her profile pic cringey its her with a bird

  • @Joeylagoona
    @Joeylagoona 4 года назад +273

    “Why is there a unicorn on the desk”....
    Me: That’s no unicorn that’s a piñata

  • @nad9521
    @nad9521 7 лет назад +194

    fun fact: the teacher is a german actor lol

    • @TheJoker-oj7pw
      @TheJoker-oj7pw 7 лет назад +9

      smol! brittany I-/ I don't think he's a very popular german actor. He's just the kid of a famous person and tries to use the fame he recieves from being the person's son to start a career. He's pathetic xD

    • @nad9521
      @nad9521 7 лет назад +5

      The Joker okay true. to be honest, all i knew was that he's famous. i couldn't even think of his name lol

    • @larryisreal2854
      @larryisreal2854 7 лет назад +1

      smol! brittany I-/ er is doch nich berühmt 😂 der hat doch ein Kind mit kim gloss

    • @nad9521
      @nad9521 7 лет назад +1

      Isabelle Stylinson sorrrrryyyy😩😂

    • @lilygreen221
      @lilygreen221 7 лет назад +3

      smol! brittany I-/ well, it seems that he isn't anymore xD

  • @anasalomer
    @anasalomer 3 года назад +4

    Just as Daz said “like he’s attracted to her” then he does a little of a big wiggle 😂

  • @noneofurbussines8965
    @noneofurbussines8965 6 лет назад +110

    I am german, they just talk about the cute boys and the teacher just says how sexy fractions and that stuff is and how good he is at multiplying...

  • @savanah8892
    @savanah8892 5 лет назад +69

    You NEED to watch “Bullying- We were friends” 😂😂

  • @katelynnspaulding5587
    @katelynnspaulding5587 7 лет назад +122

    I actually have not done the shampoo award thing before in front of a mirror

  • @fireruby1882
    @fireruby1882 Год назад +1

    Him saying to have a good Sunday 🧍🏻and I’m watching this on Sunday. Amazing

  • @kaylapalmateerfilms8586
    @kaylapalmateerfilms8586 7 лет назад +193

    the teacher was saying that he is sexually attracted to math because he thinks fractions are sexy.

  • @thatasiandooude5155
    @thatasiandooude5155 6 лет назад +350

    “I’ve never been so confused by an end of a music video in my entire life”
    Daz....have you seen BTS endings and theories....

  • @emilywillis829
    @emilywillis829 7 лет назад +62

    You don't need to buy happiness, just watch Daz

  • @Josenoguera.77
    @Josenoguera.77 3 года назад +1

    German translation: 1:33
    (Guy) Wow that quite smooth
    (Faye)what’s up, jealously something ?
    (Guy) do you want me to show you how it’s done ?
    (Faye) wait a minute (checks phone )... I got a free spot at 3 o’clock ,if you want Me to teach you something dumbass
    4:52:
    Friend:Faye ?, can I copy your maths homework?
    Hey ?reality to Faye ?HEY!
    Faye: copy math ,sure wait a sec ...
    Friend:what you’re day dreaming about right now ?
    Faye : you really want to know ?
    [music]
    5:52:
    Teacher: mathematics.you don’t even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is
    how....how bold the square root of three is
    How ...sexy - a fraction
    How beautiful dividing is
    Do you know what dividing is to me ?
    (Weird movements)
    -THAT! Is what dividing does to me .
    [music]
    8:13:
    Friend: so do you like Paul ?
    Faye: no
    (Guys “floats” into the frame )
    Guy: what’s up ? Now or never
    Faye: if that’s what you want ok
    Guy : I am gonna show you how to do this right .
    “Floats away “
    [ music]
    10:01
    Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race
    Friend:that was cool 😎
    Faye : so do you have a crush on someone right now ~~~
    Friend: ahh well,there is ACTUALLY someone what about you ?
    Faye: ehh , you know what I really fancy ?
    (Grabs chocolate )
    (Daz make a joke)
    [music]
    The end
    (This took so long I hope it helps )
    I tried spot translate I really hope it is accurate

  • @pringlejuiceitstruefam7317
    @pringlejuiceitstruefam7317 4 года назад +713

    On the first part, why did no one notice the lyrics
    “In the bedroom”
    Like wtf

    • @minkkenobi891
      @minkkenobi891 4 года назад +13

      Omg thats whAT i was thinking lmao

    • @toocookie3878
      @toocookie3878 4 года назад +2

      I heard it

    • @pringlejuiceitstruefam7317
      @pringlejuiceitstruefam7317 4 года назад +9

      David Bunay bruh I’m frikin 12 BRUH

    • @toenail997
      @toenail997 4 года назад

      Pringle juice It’s true fam lol

    • @azxgirl2629
      @azxgirl2629 4 года назад +4

      David Bunay My thoughts exactly 😂 Not in a rude way btw, it’s just the perverted people point out or notice anything that seems dirty lol

  • @chanelnadiaaa
    @chanelnadiaaa 7 лет назад +4409

    I'm 19 and I'm not famous. I actually have no friends and nobody knows me. am I doing something wrong

  • @mienapienaar3678
    @mienapienaar3678 6 лет назад +79

    I really really LOVE how Daz always over think such small details 😂😂😂

  • @izuniaaa1231
    @izuniaaa1231 3 года назад +2

    Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.

  • @jaiden9564
    @jaiden9564 4 года назад +58

    The girl looks that way because her teacher said “...how... sexy a fraction is.... how beautiful dividing is..”

  • @ace_pacman3666
    @ace_pacman3666 7 лет назад +249

    Ive never held a bottle of shampoo looking in the mirror doing a award ceremony

  • @Haru-eq7zi
    @Haru-eq7zi 7 лет назад +355

    8:55
    jesus, the exorcism

  • @arrowverseforever2684
    @arrowverseforever2684 3 года назад +1

    I feel like 3:08 needed a can of air 😂😂🤣🤣❤️❤️

  • @zofia7035
    @zofia7035 5 лет назад +298

    Who else didn’t realise it was upside down and now it’s bugging them?😂

  • @crimsontwitch6240
    @crimsontwitch6240 6 лет назад +608

    LINDA! IS THIS GERMAN!!!!

  • @kavya1459
    @kavya1459 7 лет назад +1786

    Thus video made me laugh so hard that I farted 😂😂😂😂

    • @user-ss3bv8zb8m
      @user-ss3bv8zb8m 7 лет назад +10

      Me too

    • @thewalkingscran
      @thewalkingscran 7 лет назад +7

      Born 2 Pizza lol *in head* eww

    • @kyraaaaaa_x6045
      @kyraaaaaa_x6045 7 лет назад +3

      Born 2 Pizza 70th person to like this comment 🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉

    • @stelreh
      @stelreh 7 лет назад +11

      i spat out my water at the teacher bit cause i laughed so hard 😂😂

    • @kyliedennewitz5447
      @kyliedennewitz5447 7 лет назад +1

      Born 2 Pizza so did this comment

  • @gxldensapphire_jj5250
    @gxldensapphire_jj5250 3 года назад +2

    Daz the unbothered legend POP OFF DAZ BOTHER US WIHT YOUR BG XD