Here's your free German to English translation First Scene (Play ground) Guy: Wow that's quite smooth Faye: What's up, jealous or what? Guy: D'You want me to show you how it's done? Faye: Wait a minuet (Checks Phone) I got a free slot at3 o'clock, if you want ME to teach you something, dumbass Second Scene (Class Room) Friend: Can I copy your Maths homework? Hey. Earth to Faye. HEY! Faye: Copy math? Sure, wait a sec... Friend: What you're daydreaming about right now Faye: You Really want to know? Third Scene (Class room again) Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me. Fourth Scene (Near The Lockers) Friend: So,do you like Paul? Faye: No. Guy: What's up? Now or...? Faye: If that's what you want, ok Guy: I'm gonna show you how to do this right Fifth Scene and Last Scene (Cany Shop) Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race Friend: That was so cool! Faye:So, do you have a crush on someone right now? Friend: Aah well, there actually is someone... what about you? Faye: Ehh, you know what I really fancy?
Hey daz, I am from germany and I translated all of the conversation parts so that you know what they are about. 1st part on the school yard: ''You're going pretty cool'' (on that hoverboard thing) ''Are you jealous or what?'' ''Do you want me to show you how to do this right?'' ''Wait a second...I'd have a free spot for you at 3pm. Just in case you want to learn something douchebag.'' 2nd Part in the classroom: ''Hey Faye could I copy math from you...hey reality (sorry daz almost got it right)to Faye...hello?'' ''Uh copy math? Yeah sure!'' ''God Faye what where you thinking about?'' ''Do you really want to know?'' 3rd part with the creepy teacher: ''Mathematics...you don't even know how important mathematics actually is...how foolhardy the root of three is...how sexy a fraction is... how beautiful dividing is...you know what dividing is doing to me? (here comes the crazy dance where he looks like he just got an epileptical attack) This is what dividing does to me!'' 4th part where the hoverboard vampire magically swopes in. ''Could it be that you like Paul?'' ''God no!'' (Liam aka hoverboard vampire swoopes in) ''Hey what's up? Now or never.'' ''If you really want to...'' ''Come on. I'm gonna show you how this is done!'' 5th part at the cereal store: ''I did so beat liam at the parcour racing.'' ''Yes that was so cool!'' ''So is there someone you find cute at the moment?'' ''Well there actually is someone...what about you?'' ''Hm you know what I think is sweet...'' (sweet and cute is the same word in German but it only makes sense this way) I hope I could help you :)
Will Pettit knowing two languages is pretty cool and makes english lesson easy or even boring from time to time. I don't even know why I can speak english as good as I'm doing it. (that sounds so arrogant I'm sorry..) I just read much english stuff and watch my favourite tv series in english so I guess it started there. but you seem to be pretty good with languages as well. I'm learning spanish and latin in school but don't know more than 3 words in russian 😁
when i watch his videos of daz watches it’s not the videos he watches that make me laugh it’s when he laughs it’s so funny and i die and his impressions and the things he says! 😂😂
German parts translated: Part one, minute 1.34 Guy: "wow, that's quite smooth" Faye: "what's up, are you jealous or something?" Guy: "do you want me to show you how it's done?" Faye: "wait a minute" then checks the phone and says "I got a free slot at 3 o'clock if you want me to teach you something, dumbass!". Part two, minute 4.50 Friend: "can I copy your math homework? Heyyyy? Reality to Faye. Heyyyy" Faye: "copy math? Sure, wait a sec." Friend: "what were you dreaming about?" Faye: "do you really want to know?" Part three, minute 5.54 Teacher: "mathematics. You don't even know how important mathematics is" how bold the square root of 3 is, how sexy! Dividing is, do you know what dividing does to me? THAT! That is what dividing does to me." Part four, minute 8.12 guy: "now or never" Faye: "if that's what you want, ok" guy: "come, I'm gonna show you how to do this right" Part five, minute 10.02 Faye: "I completely knocked Liam out of the race" Friend: "that was so cool!" Faye: "so do you have a crush on someone?" Friend: "ah well, there actually is someone. What about you?" Faye: "eh do you know what I really fancy?"
okay daz, so the first scene is pretty much just a boy giving her a compliment and she roasts him and calls him opfer which pretty much means "victim" in english, it´s a common insult in austria and germany. the boy offers her to show her how to properly ride an iohawk and yeah, then she insults him lol the second one was the one with the teacher and even if you know what he says he still is really creepy and yes probably on acid ... he said that fractions are sexy and before he makes those weird moves he says "Do you know what dividing does to me?" then the one where the boy is on the hoverboard, he comes up to her and says pretty much that it´s now her chance to show how good she can ride the board and then they make a contest and the last scene in which they are in this sweet shop the girl congratulates faye that she won the iohawk battle and the best is yet to come, faye asks her friends if she thinks that someone is sweet and the friends says yes and asks her the same question and faye literally says "Do you know what´s sweet to me?" and then she eats those chocolate balls like come on that joke was the worst about the whole video, so here you go, i hope that it was helpful
Okay so I roughly translated it: 1. Dialogue: *Boy*: You're quite cool (kinda sarcastic) *Faye*: What's up? You're jealous or what? *Boy*: Should I show you how it's done? *Faye*: Wait a sec. I'd be free at 15:00 if you want to learn something. Loser. 2. Dialogue: *Girl*: Hey can I copy math homework from you? Hello? Reality at Faye! (Means the same as earth to Faye so you literally got that right) Hello? *Faye*: Eh, copy maths? Sure, wait... *Girl*: Where are you with your thoughts again? *Faye*: Do you really wanna know? 3. Dialogue *Teacher*: Mathematics. You don't even know how important maths is. How daring the square root of three, how sexy a break, how beautiful dividing (is). Do you know what dividing does with me? (Insert random ceizure) that. That's what dividing does with me. 4. Dialogue: *Girl*: Do you actually like Paul? *Faye*: Oh god, no. *Boy*: What's up? Now. *Faye*: If you want to that badly. *Boy*: come. I'll show you how it's done. 5. dialogue: *Faye*: I totally beated Liam at IO-Hawk driving. *Girl*: That was so cool! *Faye*: So? Is there someone you find cute? *Girl*: Yeah, there is somebody. And you? *Faye*: eeeeeeh.... do you know what I think is cute? (I'm austrian so my english grammar may not be perfect, I apologize.) You see, it doesn't make any more sense even if you understand them. Also no, people are not allowed to ride IO-Hawks in school and yes, dabbing is dead. Deader than dinosaurs actually.
I can speak German!!!!! so basically what she said was "reality to Faye" so yes Daz you're right in a way that by saying "Earth to Faye" is getting the same point across as saying "reality to Faye." and the math teacher was saying how sexy math was and how he felt for it.......
I just recently started watching your videos. And you are so funny like I'm surprised I haven't woken up my boyfriend or daughter half the time I watch your videos. You have helped me a lot through my depression too.
the teacher was saying Daz "Mathamatic you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. how... Bold the square root of Three is How...Sexy how Beautiful dividing is. Do you know what dividing does?" teacher does wierd dance and saids "THAT! that is what dividing does to me" i call phycho
The teacher said something like: You dont know how important math is, how rakish √3 is and how sexy it is to divide. You know what math does to me? This... And these kind of hoverboard are prohibited in Germany. So you are not allowed to drive them on roads or in school.
Teacher : Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How bold the square root of three is, How...sexy a fraction how beautiful. Mk i'm done typing ma hands hurt ;w ;
The maths teacher says: Math! You don't know how important maths is How daring the square root of 3 How sexy a fraction How beautiful dividing is Do you know what dividing does to me *does weird movements* This is what it does to me
MP Games Actually, Instagram isn't that bad in comparison to Snapchat, but it still is bad though. You're just focusing too much on the negativity of Instagram! You have to have The POWER....OF POSITIVITY!
smol! brittany I-/ I don't think he's a very popular german actor. He's just the kid of a famous person and tries to use the fame he recieves from being the person's son to start a career. He's pathetic xD
German translation: 1:33 (Guy) Wow that quite smooth (Faye)what’s up, jealously something ? (Guy) do you want me to show you how it’s done ? (Faye) wait a minute (checks phone )... I got a free spot at 3 o’clock ,if you want Me to teach you something dumbass 4:52: Friend:Faye ?, can I copy your maths homework? Hey ?reality to Faye ?HEY! Faye: copy math ,sure wait a sec ... Friend:what you’re day dreaming about right now ? Faye : you really want to know ? [music] 5:52: Teacher: mathematics.you don’t even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is how....how bold the square root of three is How ...sexy - a fraction How beautiful dividing is Do you know what dividing is to me ? (Weird movements) -THAT! Is what dividing does to me . [music] 8:13: Friend: so do you like Paul ? Faye: no (Guys “floats” into the frame ) Guy: what’s up ? Now or never Faye: if that’s what you want ok Guy : I am gonna show you how to do this right . “Floats away “ [ music] 10:01 Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race Friend:that was cool 😎 Faye : so do you have a crush on someone right now ~~~ Friend: ahh well,there is ACTUALLY someone what about you ? Faye: ehh , you know what I really fancy ? (Grabs chocolate ) (Daz make a joke) [music] The end (This took so long I hope it helps ) I tried spot translate I really hope it is accurate
Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.
Here's your free German to English translation
First Scene (Play ground)
Guy: Wow that's quite smooth
Faye: What's up, jealous or what?
Guy: D'You want me to show you how it's done?
Faye: Wait a minuet (Checks Phone) I got a free slot at3 o'clock, if you want ME to teach you something, dumbass
Second Scene (Class Room)
Friend: Can I copy your Maths homework? Hey. Earth to Faye. HEY!
Faye: Copy math? Sure, wait a sec...
Friend: What you're daydreaming about right now
Faye: You Really want to know?
Third Scene (Class room again)
Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.
Fourth Scene (Near The Lockers)
Friend: So,do you like Paul?
Faye: No.
Guy: What's up? Now or...?
Faye: If that's what you want, ok
Guy: I'm gonna show you how to do this right
Fifth Scene and Last Scene (Cany Shop)
Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race
Friend: That was so cool!
Faye:So, do you have a crush on someone right now?
Friend: Aah well, there actually is someone... what about you?
Faye: Ehh, you know what I really fancy?
Silver Dragon danke!
Silver Dragon you know what I really fancy?
What?
Silver Dragon danke! I am English learning German!
Silver Dragon god bless you kind person
Silver Dragon thank you 😄😍
I know German, and the teacher is nutting over mathematics
he literally said that a fraction is sexy
Your profile picture honestly makes your comment so much better.
flaming homo
I love your profile picture xD
Sebastian Michaelis thanks mi amigo 👉👉
flaming homo I knew he was on about maths, when he said mathematics in German it sounded similar to mathematics in English
Hey daz, I am from germany and I translated all of the conversation parts so that you know what they are about.
1st part on the school yard: ''You're going pretty cool'' (on that hoverboard thing)
''Are you jealous or what?''
''Do you want me to show you how to do this right?''
''Wait a second...I'd have a free spot for you at 3pm. Just in case you want to learn something douchebag.''
2nd Part in the classroom:
''Hey Faye could I copy math from you...hey reality (sorry daz almost got it right)to Faye...hello?''
''Uh copy math? Yeah sure!''
''God Faye what where you thinking about?''
''Do you really want to know?''
3rd part with the creepy teacher:
''Mathematics...you don't even know how important mathematics actually is...how foolhardy the root of three is...how sexy a fraction is...
how beautiful dividing is...you know what dividing is doing to me? (here comes the crazy dance where he looks like he just got an epileptical attack) This is what dividing does to me!''
4th part where the hoverboard vampire magically swopes in.
''Could it be that you like Paul?''
''God no!''
(Liam aka hoverboard vampire swoopes in) ''Hey what's up? Now or never.''
''If you really want to...''
''Come on. I'm gonna show you how this is done!''
5th part at the cereal store:
''I did so beat liam at the parcour racing.''
''Yes that was so cool!''
''So is there someone you find cute at the moment?''
''Well there actually is someone...what about you?''
''Hm you know what I think is sweet...'' (sweet and cute is the same word in German but it only makes sense this way)
I hope I could help you :)
hey i'm just asking batman how does it feel to be able to know 2 different languages?
i speak english, spanish, russian and a bit of german
Will Pettit knowing two languages is pretty cool and makes english lesson easy or even boring from time to time. I don't even know why I can speak english as good as I'm doing it. (that sounds so arrogant I'm sorry..) I just read much english stuff and watch my favourite tv series in english so I guess it started there. but you seem to be pretty good with languages as well. I'm learning spanish and latin in school but don't know more than 3 words in russian 😁
NCIS Batman hey can you sub to me I would really appreciate it! I'll sub to you!
NCIS Batman thanks for telling us what it ment that was really nice I subscribed to you hope you have a nice day :)
Faye: it’s all a game of numbers
*video cuts to the teacher*
Daz: I really don’t fucking like him
I lost it 😂😂😂
The teacher said ‘how sexy a fraction is’.
I think he needs help 😂
Uhh that is very creepy (not u the teacher)
JESUS
Someone get the holy water
Sounds like my math teacher
I feel like it has a dark twist that that is what the teacher told her, that age is just a number and she is secretly traumatised
“So I left it upside down to annoy everyone “.
Me: *loves him even more * respect dude
What a good lad
Lol
same
“Jesus Christ I need a drink”
*slurps monster energy with fury*
Me
I
Theo Jackso
Reality to faye
Sorry can i correct you there, he said "Jesus TAPDANCING Christ, i need a drink"
"If it is, then i can speak German. Guten Tag" I'm dead😂 Daz is so precious😂❤
“Money can’t buy happiness”
Me buying a dog: *Try me*
FRRR
@@stefanuggets_music Mine? Lmao, I love it so much
But it can rent
@@mrpotatolegend2762 wat
Oof
'maybe he's attracted to her?'
*Daz classic disgusted dance*
Hr isn't attracted to her he's attracted to fractions😂
I can't believe people dislike daz when he has a incridible laugh
when i watch his videos of daz watches it’s not the videos he watches that make me laugh it’s when he laughs it’s so funny and i die and his impressions and the things he says! 😂😂
I liked then unliked because it’s on 69 likes...
facts
Did you see 8:46
Not only he has one he makes people laugh
Incredible*
Maths teacher said basically, “maths makes me get pumped up, it’s important, fractions are sexy” for anyone who doesn’t know
The maths teacher may be a psycho but he’s got some decent moves
your not wrong
MitchDev47 great
Bro stop the cap
Wtf is maths
@@joshstout256 måþhß
German parts translated:
Part one, minute 1.34 Guy: "wow, that's quite smooth" Faye: "what's up, are you jealous or something?" Guy: "do you want me to show you how it's done?" Faye: "wait a minute" then checks the phone and says "I got a free slot at 3 o'clock if you want me to teach you something, dumbass!".
Part two, minute 4.50 Friend: "can I copy your math homework? Heyyyy? Reality to Faye. Heyyyy" Faye: "copy math? Sure, wait a sec." Friend: "what were you dreaming about?" Faye: "do you really want to know?"
Part three, minute 5.54 Teacher: "mathematics. You don't even know how important mathematics is" how bold the square root of 3 is, how sexy! Dividing is, do you know what dividing does to me? THAT! That is what dividing does to me."
Part four, minute 8.12 guy: "now or never" Faye: "if that's what you want, ok" guy: "come, I'm gonna show you how to do this right"
Part five, minute 10.02 Faye: "I completely knocked Liam out of the race" Friend: "that was so cool!" Faye: "so do you have a crush on someone?" Friend: "ah well, there actually is someone. What about you?" Faye: "eh do you know what I really fancy?"
Very helpful
@@logicaly1246 glad someone found it helpful 😊
Thank you 😊
@@Guest-mn7kn lol
thank u! I always look for translations so this is super helpful! :)
*Faye: Brings hover board to school*
*Not in trouble*
*Me: Brings a colored pencil to school*
*Suspended for a week*
A whole week just for a colored pencil where do you go to school?
Collor
how like what happened?
Shows attention to perv teacher gets a A
And I thought my primary school was weird my primary school banned bean boozle (remember that challenge)
“Can I copy ur math ?”
Silence
“Hello, reality to Faye”
“Oh yeah”
“What were you thinking about”
Starts music video
'Jesus tap-dancing christ I need a drink'😂
Itz Just Bella IKR 😂😂
Itz Just Bella I was dead at the part where he was talking about the little girl in the front 😂😂
Itz Just Bella I was crying so hard😂😂😂😂🍒
Itz Just Bella 😂😂
I read that comment when Daz said it lol 😂
watching daz is like finding happiness :)))
Stephanie Cutts Awwww
Stephanie Cutts that is a very positively way to think
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💕Stephanie Cutts
Stephanie Cutts
Yes
“it comes across as he’s attracted to he- URGHHH” *shakes* and carries on going errr
Phoebes life do you remember Jared from subway that teacher is him
Phoebe S I was reading this as that part was on 😂
Phoebe S that’s the best bit
Shut up we can see what happens you don’t need t to tell us agein
So the teacher is deranged, talking about how sexy he finds math...
teacher : “be,,,,, sExy”
*thrusts into air*
Chris Hansen:take a seat right over
Hafe of the class is in his van
Actually he said
"Wie sexy..."
And it means "how sexy ..." because he is basically in love with math.
sxedi’s void exactly I thought I was the only one that saw him thrust a few times into the air.
I see thrust and I think bout BTS. Not relevant tho. I'm just answering cause I luv ur comment😂
"Do you know what divinding does to me?"
*has seizure in german*
"That"
divinding i think u mean dividing
@@misterboy7043oh sush and enjoy the comment
I need to start saying "Jesus tap dancing christ" more often
Holy Jesus tap dancing Christ how did this get so many likes
whoever remembers when daz said 'jesus tap-dancing malaria' is a legend
Yes
i just say it randomly lol ive even started turing British when i speak
I have to as well lol
I saw this comment right when he said it
Daz : talking how the teacher is a crazy person
Me : mine does cartwheels in the hallways of the school 24/7
Daz: "you can't buy happiness"
Me: "sure you can! watch" *buys snickers bar*
Jason Deres - When your allergic to nuts: 😭
@@Lila12655 u mean peanuts or the other Kind of nut ?😅
I'm sorry for that really
I just wanted to be funny....
Sorry
VENOM Dragon - dUdE 🤣😭
@@Lila12655 😂 sorry i had to
@@Lila12655 lol same 😂😭😭
*Jesus tap dancing christ, I need a drink* - Daz Black 2017
Cfkangaroo Gaming 2018*
*chugs three monsters*
@@maolisa08 no it was posted in 2017
CFKangaroo Gaming aww soooo helpful
"Jesus tap dancing christ, i need a drink" definitely thought he was gunna pull outa beer 😂
Your emoji tho....
@@leannechidwick378 sorry im too broke for a iphone that will go down the shitter as soon as a new one comes out 🤷♂️
@@shanebair8364 i didnt even mean to say that to you Xd i have those emojis to as i broke my good phone today 😂 okay but iphone is bad Xd
@@leannechidwick378 fr iphone is doodoo
ME TOO😂
Daz: money can't buy you happiness
Me: challenge excepted *buys anti depressants*
The teacher is going on about how sexy and beautiful math is
Then that ‘move’ is him saying that’s what division does too him-
LIKE WTF
HUH?!
*I’ am Dying Inside- The school Looks dirty To me- I’m gonna need someone To Tell me If It’s Just me or-..*
Idk whats going on 😭
@@ackerman1555 if that looks dirty to you....... you clearly have never been to an American school, they are hecka dirty.
@@elia3251 IKR like why are they so dirty
okay daz, so the first scene is pretty much just a boy giving her a compliment and she roasts him and calls him opfer which pretty much means "victim" in english, it´s a common insult in austria and germany. the boy offers her to show her how to properly ride an iohawk and yeah, then she insults him lol
the second one was the one with the teacher and even if you know what he says he still is really creepy and yes probably on acid ... he said that fractions are sexy and before he makes those weird moves he says "Do you know what dividing does to me?"
then the one where the boy is on the hoverboard, he comes up to her and says pretty much that it´s now her chance to show how good she can ride the board and then they make a contest
and the last scene in which they are in this sweet shop the girl congratulates faye that she won the iohawk battle and the best is yet to come, faye asks her friends if she thinks that someone is sweet and the friends says yes and asks her the same question and faye literally says "Do you know what´s sweet to me?" and then she eats those chocolate balls like come on that joke was the worst about the whole video, so here you go, i hope that it was helpful
Jana Katarina iohawk?
Jana Katarina nice profile pic
Jana Katarina very helpful thanks
thanks :) beartooth is fcking amazing
yeah it´s like a hoverboard
Me, a german, got so happy when Daz said „Guten Tag“
HAHAHA SAME
Same! Ich freue mich
Same lol
You know that mean good day
And also I have freue mich mean I’m glad
he said "guten Tag" like a real German person DAMNN
90% of the comments: *translating the German scenes*
10%: *random stuff*
Lishaaa part of that 10% is your comment😂😂😂
Lishaaa these memes aren’t funny
Didn't ask but aightt
I have a friend that's German. Yeah, she crawled under the covers and said "I swear she doesn't speak for us."
@Lily Grace that's coz we don't you twat
@@magicalbunny8685 O o f
@@magicalbunny8685 well done
Magical bunny good on ya 😂👌🏼
@Lily Grace thats because we don't
I’m never gonna be able to look at my maths teacher the same again-
lololololololol
Me too!
elite profile pic
@@umay-im7tw agreed
"Janthony"
Fucking amazing
The teacher being in love with math talking about it and daz thinking he’s being perverted 😂😂😂😂😊
Okay so I roughly translated it:
1. Dialogue:
*Boy*: You're quite cool (kinda sarcastic)
*Faye*: What's up? You're jealous or what?
*Boy*: Should I show you how it's done?
*Faye*: Wait a sec. I'd be free at 15:00 if you want to learn something. Loser.
2. Dialogue:
*Girl*: Hey can I copy math homework from you? Hello? Reality at Faye! (Means the same as earth to Faye so you literally got that right) Hello?
*Faye*: Eh, copy maths? Sure, wait...
*Girl*: Where are you with your thoughts again?
*Faye*: Do you really wanna know?
3. Dialogue
*Teacher*: Mathematics. You don't even know how important maths is. How daring the square root of three, how sexy a break, how beautiful dividing (is). Do you know what dividing does with me? (Insert random ceizure) that. That's what dividing does with me.
4. Dialogue:
*Girl*: Do you actually like Paul?
*Faye*: Oh god, no.
*Boy*: What's up? Now.
*Faye*: If you want to that badly.
*Boy*: come. I'll show you how it's done.
5. dialogue:
*Faye*: I totally beated Liam at IO-Hawk driving.
*Girl*: That was so cool!
*Faye*: So? Is there someone you find cute?
*Girl*: Yeah, there is somebody. And you?
*Faye*: eeeeeeh.... do you know what I think is cute?
(I'm austrian so my english grammar may not be perfect, I apologize.)
You see, it doesn't make any more sense even if you understand them.
Also no, people are not allowed to ride IO-Hawks in school and yes, dabbing is dead. Deader than dinosaurs actually.
Janine:D you are literally the best fucking person to translate all that
that isn't fully correct.. you did get most right though
Janine:D Thank you
Janine:D i
Janine:D mm so sexy, I just love breaks *sarcasm*
Daz: ive never been more confused at the end of a mv
Kpop mv’s: am i a joke to you
why do kpop stans have to make everything funny😭😂 STOB IT💀💕
STOP IT
Legit
I'm still figuring out oh my God (G)idle
lol
" Jesus tap dancing Christ, I need a drink" wow.
Saving for future self.
Re-watching Daz's videos today - 27th of January 2022 at 00:53
I'm just laughing because daz is so clueless of what the teacher is saying 😂😂
Emily di Marco what was the teacher saying?
He was saying that math was sexy and beautiful not the students.
Cariosa Sweeney . turn on the captions. It's translated.
he said "you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How... the bold square root of three is, how sexy"
it's also yes in italian
I can speak German!!!!! so basically what she said was "reality to Faye" so yes Daz you're right in a way that by saying "Earth to Faye" is getting the same point across as saying "reality to Faye." and the math teacher was saying how sexy math was and how he felt for it.......
Alexia Zamora so what is the name for that them 😂😂
Tf is wrong with math teachers in Germany
@@Syntex_Infinity No, it's just the music video... German music videos are awkward as hell.
Leah Warren this is correct “)
Wow du kannst deutsch👏
Daz is savage af to keep it upside down.
Faye: *brings hoverboard to school *
**Nothing**
Me: *brings a blue biro to school *
**suspended for a week**
"I usually try to stay away from young kids"
Well I bloody hope so! 😂
EM Equestrian he said usually....
Yep thats what I said to my parents
The teacher isn’t a perv he’s just being overly obsessed with math, and saying it’s sexy for some reason
Potat0. Boy. Me with my horse
Then why he lick his lips at a gurl
He's greman
FIRE HIM ALREADY!!!
every math teacher be like
No one:
Daz: I have looked for happiness extensively on Ebay
I can’t 😂
Stop
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Nano 15 found this when he actually said it
I just recently started watching your videos. And you are so funny like I'm surprised I haven't woken up my boyfriend or daughter half the time I watch your videos. You have helped me a lot through my depression too.
*teacher licks his lips*
me:GUYS WE HAVE A PERV ON THE LOOSE
😂😂
Its Jared the subway guy
Next thing you know is a swat team breaking in the class
*F.B.I. MEME*
Be quiet you dense vegetable
ice walow come wtf is ur username 😂😂
I speak german and I can say that he didn’t called the children ‚sexy‘ he was just being wierd and called math sexy and beautiful.
Your german finally someone whos my language
Harry Tapscott 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jasmin Baeriswyl lmao thanks 😂😂😂
Jasmin Baeriswyl why tf would he say that about MATH ?!?
Aksaamai Ormonbekova weil deutsche Mathe lieben
No one:
Daz: I looked on ebay for happiness
Me: did you check Craigslist
Amazon😂
@@kaylaepp3452 he’s in England we don’t have Walmart
what about Facebook buy and sell
Noone:
Absolutely nobody:
The teacher: You have NO idea how dividing makes me feel *does the move* LIKE THAT
“Jesus tap dancing Christ”
-Daz
“I WORSHIP YOU DAZ!”-me
Lets start a daz Colt
when the teacher was talking he said mathematics was sexy
damn good
Hes probably nutting over mathematics
Why tho
@@jamiestanway4530you know how people get crushes on anime characters well hes like that with mathematics
@@justbella5457lol
Jesus tap dancing Christ I need a drink
Me every day
olivex jimin ee
samE
YEET
olivex jimin same 😂
olivex jimin same
3:05 and the lyric that she sings is "wishin i was older" its just so creepy put together LMAO
"Guten Tag" i'm still crying 😂😂😂😂 (i'm from Germany)
Ich bin auch deutsch😂👋
Too
Then what does the teacher say, I'm scared
@@johnjohn1824 I just know that he says a fraction is sexy
@@evankistell-farrar6306 oh no thays not a good sign
“Jesus tap dancing Christ I need a drink”
*thats iconic*
*Yes*
You did get “Earth to Faye” right 😂
I speak German so I’m not with that translator stuff
turn translater on it says REALITY to faye
It actually says Faye hello
The captions converting it to English says it’s “ Reality to Faye”. It’s basically the same thing -w-
@@imnotcreativecom4654 if "Earth to Faye" doesn't mean you sound like an alien
Then I guess there's no difference
i mean you could all be typing it in wrong
That teacher gave me serious Life is Strange vibes, the teacher of Max and all that. Careful he might shove you into the “dark room”
Now Daz should react to „How it is(wap bap...) "
yes!
uuuh..
Och nee
Maria Thorley Lucky girl!
The Joker omg YAAAS
the teacher was saying Daz "Mathamatic you don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. how... Bold the square root of Three is How...Sexy how Beautiful dividing is. Do you know what dividing does?" teacher does wierd dance and saids "THAT! that is what dividing does to me" i call phycho
da zombie dude proof ppl that like math are insane😂
lol so true
da zombie dude my year book quote from primary is
still haven’t used algebra yet
So he is displaying himself f ing maths in front of 2 year olds
yep also I wonder how the eff did he get the job
10:42 to 10:49 had me laughing so and while I was eating pasta congrats dad idk how but a noodle flew out my nose and that made me laugh even harder
Daz auto correct
poor nose.
a fkn noodle flew out of ur nose omg looool. i rarely really laugh at comments but u r one of them... this comment is great
Pizza came out of my nose before
OH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE MY DAAY ❤️
Daz: "So I left it upside down to annoy you"
😂😂
The teacher said something like: You dont know how important math is, how rakish √3 is and how sexy it is to divide. You know what math does to me? This...
And these kind of hoverboard are prohibited in Germany. So you are not allowed to drive them on roads or in school.
Teacher : Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How bold the square root of three is, How...sexy a fraction how beautiful. Mk i'm done typing ma hands hurt ;w ;
If your hands hurt from typing... Go to a doctor
@@pinklyvengeance1535 lmfao
@@pinklyvengeance1535 if u want to share your opinion on this comment go to a doctor
@@theofficefanpage1236 Comedy genius right here ladies and gentlemen.
@@pinklyvengeance1535 Idiot who thinks he is funny here lads. R/MadLads
World: gets corona virus
Faye: it's all a game of numbers
lmaoooo
Lol 😂
Omg nooooooo 😂😭
morbid but very accurate
daz hates that type of comment thing
I laughed way too hard when he paused it on that one frame. Even before he made the joke I was dying. 😂
I CAN CONFIRM HE WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE EARTH TO FAYE THING!!
Septiplier_fan _11 actually Realität (reality) to Faye
Septiplier_fan _11 look what ya did to ice games **face palms jokingly**
Go Markiplier!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day: I’ve looked on eBay and Amazon to buy happiness
Me: goes to kfc to get chicken 😂
Faye Montana: buy happiness with money
It’s Daz you wrote day
Zeke’s Animated Channel oop
omg yes hahahah me going to kfc to buy all my happiness
Happiness can be bought with money but family can not. Wait probably
Daz: OK sweety look happy... LOOK FUCKING HAPPY!! I DIED😂😂
love daz
Aaron Mcke why doe
Aaron Mcke off*
Nya \[0//v//0]/ what u mean
Oscar Saward he is good that s why
Daz: you can't buy happiness
Me: *buys fluffy cat socks*
The Director: ok so we are going to do all the scenes in German but the rest of the song is in English
Me: Flows away on a hoverboard
Daz: “it’s like he’s attracted to her-“
*starts to flinch*
Me: HAHAH😂
Yaretsi Carrillo same
I was drinking when he said that and it went every where
The maths teacher says:
Math!
You don't know how important maths is
How daring the square root of 3
How sexy a fraction
How beautiful dividing is
Do you know what dividing does to me
*does weird movements*
This is what it does to me
Beccy Corina ahahah
Beccy Corina What the actual fuck
Couldn't have translated it better XD Nice Job
Beccy Corina
Creepy...
I wish he was my teacher
I hope he gets to 10 million at the end of the year ✋😭
Does anyone miss his old setup? I loved it. It always reminded me of dance moms😂 *daz moms*
Does anyone miss when instagram wasn't out? Yeah, it always reminded me when kids like your weren't freaking cringey with their profile pics.
Gg
Meh. Still, both of those apps are just as stupid.
MP Games Actually, Instagram isn't that bad in comparison to Snapchat, but it still is bad though. You're just focusing too much on the negativity of Instagram!
You have to have The POWER....OF POSITIVITY!
MP Games who is her profile pic cringey its her with a bird
“Why is there a unicorn on the desk”....
Me: That’s no unicorn that’s a piñata
Haha
No that unicorn is mine now b*!#$’s
fun fact: the teacher is a german actor lol
smol! brittany I-/ I don't think he's a very popular german actor. He's just the kid of a famous person and tries to use the fame he recieves from being the person's son to start a career. He's pathetic xD
The Joker okay true. to be honest, all i knew was that he's famous. i couldn't even think of his name lol
smol! brittany I-/ er is doch nich berühmt 😂 der hat doch ein Kind mit kim gloss
Isabelle Stylinson sorrrrryyyy😩😂
smol! brittany I-/ well, it seems that he isn't anymore xD
Just as Daz said “like he’s attracted to her” then he does a little of a big wiggle 😂
I am german, they just talk about the cute boys and the teacher just says how sexy fractions and that stuff is and how good he is at multiplying...
thank fucking god he wasn't talking about the students
@@urcoolerarchnemesis i agree with you
What kind of multiplying? ...
You NEED to watch “Bullying- We were friends” 😂😂
I actually have not done the shampoo award thing before in front of a mirror
Katelynn Spaulding me neither😂😂
Katelynn Spaulding lying
Same
Him saying to have a good Sunday 🧍🏻and I’m watching this on Sunday. Amazing
the teacher was saying that he is sexually attracted to math because he thinks fractions are sexy.
AINT NO WAY
“I’ve never been so confused by an end of a music video in my entire life”
Daz....have you seen BTS endings and theories....
Artaestic Asian omg exactly
+thot sheriff
Explanation why please? :)
Artaestic Asian ArMyY??
JamieLeighpxx x YoU kNoW BTS?
Artaestic Asian I liVe bTs
You don't need to buy happiness, just watch Daz
German translation: 1:33
(Guy) Wow that quite smooth
(Faye)what’s up, jealously something ?
(Guy) do you want me to show you how it’s done ?
(Faye) wait a minute (checks phone )... I got a free spot at 3 o’clock ,if you want Me to teach you something dumbass
4:52:
Friend:Faye ?, can I copy your maths homework?
Hey ?reality to Faye ?HEY!
Faye: copy math ,sure wait a sec ...
Friend:what you’re day dreaming about right now ?
Faye : you really want to know ?
[music]
5:52:
Teacher: mathematics.you don’t even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is
how....how bold the square root of three is
How ...sexy - a fraction
How beautiful dividing is
Do you know what dividing is to me ?
(Weird movements)
-THAT! Is what dividing does to me .
[music]
8:13:
Friend: so do you like Paul ?
Faye: no
(Guys “floats” into the frame )
Guy: what’s up ? Now or never
Faye: if that’s what you want ok
Guy : I am gonna show you how to do this right .
“Floats away “
[ music]
10:01
Faye: I completely knocked Liam at the race
Friend:that was cool 😎
Faye : so do you have a crush on someone right now ~~~
Friend: ahh well,there is ACTUALLY someone what about you ?
Faye: ehh , you know what I really fancy ?
(Grabs chocolate )
(Daz make a joke)
[music]
The end
(This took so long I hope it helps )
I tried spot translate I really hope it is accurate
On the first part, why did no one notice the lyrics
“In the bedroom”
Like wtf
Omg thats whAT i was thinking lmao
I heard it
David Bunay bruh I’m frikin 12 BRUH
Pringle juice It’s true fam lol
David Bunay My thoughts exactly 😂 Not in a rude way btw, it’s just the perverted people point out or notice anything that seems dirty lol
I'm 19 and I'm not famous. I actually have no friends and nobody knows me. am I doing something wrong
Also I have 5 dollars and a hairband in my purse
chanelnadia great
chanelnadia I can be your friend!
bitch u look Fab af
Chez Bookets 😂😂
I really really LOVE how Daz always over think such small details 😂😂😂
Exactly
yes your so right
Teacher: Mathematics. You don't even know how IMPORTANT mathematics is. How Bold the square root of 3 is. How...sexy a fraction How...beautiful Dividing is. Do you know what dividing does? THAT! That's what dividing does to me.
The girl looks that way because her teacher said “...how... sexy a fraction is.... how beautiful dividing is..”
Ive never held a bottle of shampoo looking in the mirror doing a award ceremony
Same
That is why you fail
Dan Groves wow kid thx
You should try it I will since I never had
ACE_PACMAN ahhh so you were one of the hair brush people 😂
8:55
jesus, the exorcism
Elaine Horan
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😂
elainexoxo I liked your comment simply bc of your profile pic.
elainexoxo bts
I feel like 3:08 needed a can of air 😂😂🤣🤣❤️❤️
Who else didn’t realise it was upside down and now it’s bugging them?😂
dude I feel u so much that shit's so annoying
Me 😂
im with u buddy
Me broo
Zofia me
LINDA! IS THIS GERMAN!!!!
I'm dead
No its fuckin latin
YES
Yea
Alla Balujeva NO ITS FUCKING SPANISH
Thus video made me laugh so hard that I farted 😂😂😂😂
Me too
Born 2 Pizza lol *in head* eww
Born 2 Pizza 70th person to like this comment 🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉
i spat out my water at the teacher bit cause i laughed so hard 😂😂
Born 2 Pizza so did this comment
Daz the unbothered legend POP OFF DAZ BOTHER US WIHT YOUR BG XD