Stuff like this will always be superior to any visual gags/fight scenes in YTPs, in my opinion. Sentence mixing just shows more intelligence and humour, awesome work!
Alex Jones yeah most ytp creators seem to rely too heavily with the use of sex jokes in their videos just for a cheap laugh, while the MC of this video avoids that, which I respect greatly from him.
"If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call 'em...Not you, Parker." (Laughs hard as hell at Peter) "Get me a violin..." This shit KILLED me!
They played the montage of acceptance speeches this year at the Oscars and when this speech came up I almost burst out laughing because my mind went straight to this video. 😂
dude there are literal tears falling from my eyes i cant stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂"if you have two parents alive call em ,NOT YOU PARKER bwahahahahahahahahahahaha "
![[YTP] Jameson Fires Everyone](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1EM8nTWWzwM/mqdefault.jpg)
"No, Spider-Man 2."
Whiplash
"SPIDERRRRR-MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Marcus Lee hey man
Marcus Lee me in a nutshell
Marcus Lee i lost it there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So for the final time louuuuuuuuderrrrrrr !!!!!
i laughed so hard when tobey maguire was in the audience
Yusa nigloo kar shni LAWL
+Soap _ im surprised ppl know that XD
+Legojake94 toby maguire who's that?don't you mean peter parker? haha
I didn't notice Jameson was in the audience with Parker as well until now XD
We need some Justice League Unlimited YTP
If you have 1 or 2 parents alive on this planet...Call them. Not you Parker
+The Quarian Guy Also who's the chick?
+The Quarian Guy KHEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........GET ME A VIOLIN!
parker:they died on the mission codenammed PIZZA TIME
best line
HaahHahhaHAhahh
If Simmons actually said this in the acceptance speech, that would have been, hands down, the greatest speech for the Oscars
Yeah, especially these days when award acceptance speeches are nothing but preachy politics, this kind of speech would be a breath of fresh air.
JK applauding himself at 0:57
Sultan2769 thanks didn’t see it 😂😂😂
Exactly, because he won himself an oscar
Lol, you're right 😂😂😂
@Sultan2769
Must’ve been his son, the astronaut.
@@gemsicle1720 He _is_ the most remarkable person he knows.
This was really clever.
"Remember to call your parents; not you Parker!"
Haha, it's funny because Parker's parents are dead. 😂😂😂
@@williambeavers9046 Though, as 'Peter Parker Fails At Life Part 3' reveals, J. Jonah Jameson is Spider-Man's father.
That was fucked up, but it was hilarious! I love dark or fucked up humor.
Joe, and Olivia, and my son, the astronaut.
Noah Broude KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
You are not human you are rancid chickens
"I'm the most remarkable person I know..."
My wife farts every day
He should've gotten the Nobel Prize
+JelloDemon you mean NOBEL PRZIZE!@!
Nobel prize Otto, Nobel prize.
Rubber bands are better
+Diego Maldonado You stole my NOBEL PRIZE.
+ReviewKombatUSA Pizza Time!
"If you deliberately sabotage my oscar, I will whip a billion people or so"
"SO FOR THE FINAL TIME, LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Holy crap! That was one of the funniest YTPs that I've seen recently.
What does that have to do with J. Jonah Jameson winning an Oscar and calling his kids "rancid chickens?"
Eey! It's ma boi, Jimmy!!!
"I am grateful everyday for my shoe"
"I am the most remarkable person I know."
JMtrooper “which brings me to the average children”
@@megatronsroyalemissary382 “My wife farts every day, even though I may try more.”
i lost it when i saw tobey maguire staring at him from the crowd
J.K. Simmons, Whiplash.
No, Spider-Man 2.
Whiplash.
SPIDER-MANNNN!!!
j jonah jamerson:whiplash was a CRAP villain and CHEESEBURGERman should feel bad for being intimidated by him
LOUDER!!!!!!
*Cheering intensifies
Stuff like this will always be superior to any visual gags/fight scenes in YTPs, in my opinion. Sentence mixing just shows more intelligence and humour, awesome work!
sentence mixing is the best
And no sex jokes
+SHAWKLAN 27 hmmm, to a degree, the lewd and the crude can be entertaining, but I get that a lot of the time it isn't well executed
Alex Jones yeah most ytp creators seem to rely too heavily with the use of sex jokes in their videos just for a cheap laugh, while the MC of this video avoids that, which I respect greatly from him.
+SHAWKLAN 27 agreed
"If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call 'em...Not you, Parker." (Laughs hard as hell at Peter) "Get me a violin..."
This shit KILLED me!
I just happen to start reading that the exact same time it played.
+Mrnat holly shit me too!
slvrcobra1337 me three!
JJJ is fucking savage
An Oscar's cool.
But nothing beats a rubber band ;)
Nobel Prize!
+JelloDemon
No... the best is....
Pizza time!
+BatHunterofDevon but $20 bills...
+DrKnockers05 Okay there, Otto.
All of you are wrong. The best is staring at 20 dollar bills tied in rubber bands while having Pizza time.
1:06
I was hoping he'd say "Get out of my building."
That's it....Jameson is now my spirit animal. Sorry, Mustache Dad from Twilight.
Anyone else notice that J.K Simmons (J. Jonah Jameson) was applauding himself? 0:58
+Blastonswind Of course; he is, after all, the most remarkable person he knows.
When he says "Tell em to text me" makes me laugh lol
When you used the footage of Miles Teller clapping three times in a row I burst out laughing! Love it :D
HEY YOU ARE THE SHLOCK GUY
Just Kidding simmons
UUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1:00. At first I was like "Holy Crap, that's Tobey Macguire in the audience!"
Banana Panther That's the power of the AlpacaHawk editing
JK should've won an Oscar for Spider-Man 2 lol. But seriously, man, how do you come up with this stuff? The whole thing was brilliant.
He's an Aussie, that's how
Is he actually an Aussie?
AlexTheMenace , yep this was brilliant
SM2 is not an oscarbait
Lol I wish but Spider-Man was made 10 years before whiplash, and this whole thing is brilliant because Alpacahawk is an artist
"Edward Norton in the Birdman or the unexpected virtue of the Birdman"
0:49 JK Simmons has mastered the art of laughing without opening his mouth!
1:59: “My wife farts every day.”
I lost it!
You can see Jameson in the background cheering for himself
I was waiting for him to say, "Shut up, get out..."
Truly heartwarming how he mentioned his son the astronaut
My wife farts every day :D
I see our 2 Hulks Edward Norton and Mark Ruffalo with J Jonah Jameson
Damn, all I got is a Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans and Robert Downey Jr.
Was this the same night harry got his "Noble Prize?"
"Nobel Prize Otto, Nobel Prize."
M 17 “We’ll all be rich
I want to pizza time and chill with you
"My son the astronaut" this is so good
2:11 The way you ended that sentence was genius! Made me lol!
0:50 Two Bruce Banners and J. Jonah Jameson
Edward & Mark
If you happen to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call em. Not you, Parker.
0:42 And the actor goes to
Jk: PEEEEEEEE-HAHAHAHAHAHA!
that ending....
dont make lemonade. make life take the lemons back!
+Khorps Or turn the lemons into orange juice and make the world question how you did it :)
barbaro267 GET MAD. I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?
Khorps Sell them. Be an entrepreneur!
barbaro267 I DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY AND THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS.
Khorps Joel Heyman, is that you?
Parents call them but not you Parker, oh that's a low blow right there
man your youtube poops have improved a shitload since about a year ago, love this one
it would have been good if Peter Parker said noooooo when he won lol
“No... no don’t say that”
0:59 what Jk Simons doing in the audience?
It must be his twin brother
He's applauding himself duh
CommanderCodyHD JK Simmons is so perfect he can clone himself
HE WINS IT BEACUSE OF SPIDER MAN 2
11/10,not enough pizza time.
"Thank you. Bye bye"
oscar time
"Not quite my tempo"
I freaking WHEEZED.
it actually would've been awesome if J.K.Simmons said "Not quite my tempo" when they gave him the oscar IN REAL LIFE
0:58 is the part where I nearly suffocated and choked to death from laughing so hard
I have been recommended this video for years, and didnt decide to watch until now, and it made me laugh hard
Out of nowhere and still whispering it while it comes out as if he's screaming: "PARKER, WAKE UP!...WAKE UP! SHOOT THE PICTURE!" XD
Great YTP! :D
"And the actor goes to...."
Me: 1:51
That acceptance speech was comedy gold.
"And the best actor goes to-
*Jameson just starts laughing*
Peter's in the crowd, but there's another J.K. in the crowd!
2:50
Bruh, the Invincible foreshadowing.
How did you not have him say "crap, crap, mega crap" each time they named a nominee.
Why didn't you make him say to every one get out of my building? I was waiting for that the whole video.
Lmfao! Simmons is a legend!
"I'm the most remarkable person I know..."
They played the montage of acceptance speeches this year at the Oscars and when this speech came up I almost burst out laughing because my mind went straight to this video. 😂
"Ruff Markalo *sucks* "
JK Simmons is J Jonah once again
"the actor goes to..." OMG that part made me laugh. And I thought it was edited. Lol 😂
That was the best use of the thank you bye bye quote 😂😂
The next video: Harry Osbourne wins the Nobel prize and Peter Parker steals it.
Parker: look at little maguire jr. Gonna cry?
when you show Peter in the crowd jjjameson is their with him
lol
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
Your editing for infinity and beyond!
Louder!....LOUDER!...FOR THE FINAL TIME...LOOOUUUDEEER
This was really good! I applaud thee, kind RUclipsr.
Why haven't I seen this earlier? I laughed so much when Tobey McGuire was in the audience XD
and the oscar goes to...
AlpacaHawk, Pizza Time.
thanks for the laughs! this is brilliant!
Anyone noticed that both of the MCU hulks (Edward and Mark) are also here
God I wish this was the actual acceptance speech
"everyone here who has a parent or 2 deserves a phone call today. parker not you. HAHAHA" that is brutally hilarious
It's a miracle! Alpaca uploaded!
His laugh gets me every time.
Ruff Markfalo though, 0:33
Emi Grant Ruff Marklo sucks!
LOL The actor goes to (J Jonah starts his signature laughing) *The Oscar goes to. LMAO :D
Wouldn’t it be funny if J.K. Simmons always refers to Tobey Maguire as Parker?
dude there are literal tears falling from my eyes i cant stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂"if you have two parents alive call em ,NOT YOU PARKER bwahahahahahahahahahahaha "
2:17 wtf? lolol
1:12😂😂😂
Lol, for a second i actually thought J.K. Simmons told the lady "Ok, bye bye" when he went for the Oscar.
I love these spider-man ones you do lol they are the best
0:00 madness? This is spartaa!
"Joe and Olivia and MY SON, THE ASTRONAUT!"
THIS IS MADNESS
THIS IS SPARTA !!!
Please never stop these videos!!!!! Make more of Peter Parker eating hot dogs and all the others die hahahahaha
J.K really does deserve an oscar. He plays J.Js character really good.
0:58 JJJ cheering for himself XDDDD thank you alpacahawk. You will be missed, please don't delete your channel! I would actually cry :(
"Mark Ruffalo sucks"
Whaaaatttt??? I had no idea that J Jonah Jameson was the State Farm guy!