I hadn't watched Breaking Bad when this video came out so I really had no idea what I was watching, but looking back at it now it's weird that the footage used in this YTP are from some of the most dramatic and significant episodes of the final season.
"Brandon Mayhew. *Thanks for coming to your performance rev* -hew." I've seen this video so many times but little things like that still catch me offguard. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.
This video helped get me through a tough time in my life. No joke. I was working a job I hated with super-long hours and some REALLY awful supervisors. I played this video often after work, and it just made me laugh my ass off and really helped cheer me up. So, thank you! Also, I'm happy to say I'm working a much better job now. :)
thewonderfulMRnoob Yeah, I don't know why cs188 is disparaging my proud mother nation and the culture therein. Pip pip, off to have a buttered crumpetfladget on a jumblepud Orwell-Spock serving dishlet.
"Why don't you do it like the rest of us, with your mommy, and your daddy, and your kindergarten teacher. I'm gonna get you a sexy phone call. Don't even ask, right?"
2:19 The Billy Mays voiceover killed me! Nice touch letting the shot linger first, took me by surprise.Also that finale, again featuring Mays, was like 'I GOT THE TIVO' levels of greatness.
Fact: the actor of Phillips banks is dead. He died not too long ago. RIP. You used to bring out all the banks..fill our streets with banks..and create a bank making operation out of your banks. *salute*
"I need a way to SHUUSH, Did I make a steak, did I SAUAS too loud.. did I leave my life to chance, or did I shit my fucking pants, pants, pants, pants" LMFAOOOO xD
To anyone reading the comments before the video: I suggest you read comments after the video because if you read a top comment that people find funny, you'll only be anticipating these funny moments and in turn might overshadow or make less of the other good stuff of the video. This advise goes to all other good videos but im posting this advice here because i really love this video.
Luckily, I've already watched this before multiple times. Although sometimes for me, reading the comments and then seeing what they were talking about in the video seems to make it funnier.
This is so fucking funny. You have no idea how many times I've watched this and showed people this. Like I have inside jokes from this video. The first time I saw it in was on shrooms with my friend Bryce and it is in my top 5 times of laughing like that made no sense but I'm laughing super hard again lol Everytime I watch it I see/understand something new. I will keep watching this for years to come. This is a masterpiece
This was my first exposure to Breaking Bad's existence when I was 13 and I didn't even watch it until like 2 years ago and realised hey I've seen some of these scenes before
It's been 9 years and I can quite vividly quote this entire video off the top of my head. Definitely my favorite YTP ever made, holds up extremely well.
Now, this is a story all about how my life got fucked up so BAD, and I'd like to take a SHIT right in mah chair! I'll tell you how I became the prinCESS of a town called "BALLS." In west Uncle Phil-ADELPHIA, one day, I started shooting some people in mah neighborhood! I was killin' a couple of guys outside of the school, and my mom got SCARY and said, "You're movin' with your auncle and untie in Bel-air!" She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket! I said, "I might as well STICK IT up my ASS!" Yo, this is BAD-ass, drinking paint out of a champainge glass! Is this what the people of Hmmm didn't like? Hmmm, this might be BAD! I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the cab ran over a cat! If anything, I could say that this cat would not be all right! I put my walk-man on and said, "I might as well KICK it into the sewer!" But I thought, "Nah, forget it." I yelled to the cab and said "Yo, homes, smell yo ass" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on mah chair!
Lyrics to the intro: Now this is a story all about how my life got f*cked up so bad and I'd like to take a sh*t right in my chair I'll tell you how I became the prince ass of a town called Balls In West UnclePhiladelphia One day I started shooting some people in my neighbourhood I was killing a couple of guys outside of school And my mom got scary and said 'You're moving with your Ancle and Untie in Bel Air' She gave me a kiss and then she gave me a ticket I said I might aswell kick it up my ass Yo this is badass drinking paint out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of hmmm living like hmmm this might be bad I whistled for a cab and when it came near the cab ran over a cat If anything I could say that this cat would not be alright I put my (wogman?) correct if wrong)on and said I might aswell kick it into the sewer But I thought nah forget it I yelled to the cab yo home smell yo ass Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my chair
deffdefying In some places it is, unfortunately, because homophobic trash is running politics where it is illegal. There are some places where it’s legal, but they’re few and far between.
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I hadn't watched Breaking Bad when this video came out so I really had no idea what I was watching, but looking back at it now it's weird that the footage used in this YTP are from some of the most dramatic and significant episodes of the final season.
When you cut the tension all that's left are the tension easing jokes
Same experience for me with this YTP.
Oh man spoilers for me, I haven’t seen the show
One of the RVs used in the commercial footage was the RVs used in Breaking Bad.
@@mr.pavone9719No, it was a fleetwood bounder used in the show, not a winnebago.
Looks like someone beat me to the punch on Fesh Pince 2.
Oh shish, now I'm in some hot ass water.
cs188 Nah, it's all good man! Hows about we collab for Fesh Pince 3 and call it even?
Dikekike/KroboProductions i'm pretty sure a cs188/Krobo collab is all i've been waiting for my entire life.
Collab between Krobo and CS188 and DaThings1. Please make this happen.
WOMEN IS A TRIP, UNKLE FUNKLE
If I ran for president this would be my campaign ad.
I'll vote
I'll vote for you 😄
+The Smart Master can I be the campaign manager?
+Ethan Really yes you can
+Ethan Really I'm tempted to make a "take charge of this country" joke because of the battery icon.
"Pull out the HOSE, I pull out the HOSE! Pull out the HOSE, pull out the HOSE, HOSE!"
"I suppose.. I suppHOSE!"
I could have rinsed off, but I did not.
Match Maker Chris I pull out the Hoes
Died at that part lol
You shouldn't be in this room at all
Lyrical genius right there
"Did I leave my life to chance or did I shit my fucking pants" most inspirational quote I ever heard.
Did I make a steak?
It kills me XD
“Did I SoS too loud?”
The million dollar question.
I sup-HOSE
"Brandon Mayhew. *Thanks for coming to your performance rev* -hew."
I've seen this video so many times but little things like that still catch me offguard. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.
oh hey its a verified youtuber, no way a 200k+ sub johnson on *cs188 what the actual fuck*
@@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840 MattKC is the best. Definitely watch his videos!!
"Look at you: mouth open, ass open"
I sometimes call it Uncle Phill-edelphia in normal conversations now
Based
You know that episode of Fairly Oddparents where they're going to different channels? That's kind of what this feels like.
Rainbow Star Productions lol
Yes, I can agree this is somewhat like Channel Chasers.
Hey I Remeber That Episode
Also kinda like Interdimensional Cable
And the Ames store reference in the beginning of the video
I'm never gonna watch this in study hall again...
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! XD
SPAGHET
Watch it at Ames then.
@@Mr_Original XD has been dead since 2013 and it ain't coming back.
@@WaterVolt1917
Nah... not dead, just old.
4:26 "I don't want anymore of the fuckin' Doors. No more Doors. FUCK OFF."
Holy shit, my favorite part.
Same 😂
“No more Jim Morrison”
4:42 there’s gonna be EVERYBODY YELLING! And then the fan is gonna hit the shit!!
@@CJODell12 RIP Jim Morrison, died from a brick on through to the other side of his head
RIP Jim Morrison. Died from a brick on through to the other side of his head.
Yup
Press F to pay respect
Five to One baby, One in Five
He was a great singer
I want that picture on my tombstone.
I love the phrase "butt malfunction"
But "total butt malfunction" does nothing for you? That's fucked.
"Swallow some black chicken birthday balls soup in my bathroom window, now I'm a bagel!"- Adam Sandler, 6:09
Do you mean Andy Samberg?
Yeah, I get them mixed up
Cory Collins The difference is one is funny.
RawkHawkMcGawk ...and the other stared in Mixed Nuts.
cs188 You should do a full breaking bad YTP.
"Gotta be careful, Poor family can steal" lmao
Honald Trinton THE MOOOONNNNEY!
LET'S GET IT ON! GIMME 69!
The first minute is a masterpiece on its own. A whole new story told entirely with the sentence mixing
"I'll tell you how I became the princeSS of a town called BALLS."
I died.
"Well, I guess I better get back- *TO REALITY*."
I think I'm dying.
where is your profile picture from? its so familiar but i cant recall it
@@blahblah24681357 It is a mystery...
I finally saw the breaking bad episode with the total butt malfunction and was silently cracking up the entire time
That Billy Mays sentence mixing is legitimately the best thing I've ever seen from any RUclips Poop.
you are fucking Unbelievable
in one easy motion
This video helped get me through a tough time in my life. No joke. I was working a job I hated with super-long hours and some REALLY awful supervisors. I played this video often after work, and it just made me laugh my ass off and really helped cheer me up. So, thank you! Also, I'm happy to say I'm working a much better job now. :)
Honestly, my job sucked to. Took me a while to get out of mcdonalds. Or should I say, Mchell. And I was not loving it.
its been 8 years and i still say "I might as well kick it- InTO the Sewer!"
It's been 9 years and I still say "GOD DAMN SUUS OF A BITCH"
The Fresh Princess Of Balls is a strange show.
racist
Not as strange as My Little Porno :3
It's strange but hell is it funny, it's my favorite show.
Twilight Sparkle
Not as strange as [Br]eaking Wi[Nd]
"DID I LEAVE MY LIFE TO CHANCE, OR DID I shît MY F*CKING PANTS.
I like how he said the s-word quietly with a weird look.
This is honestly one of the best RUclips poops of all time. The "Like A Boss" part made me throw up a little in my mouth from laughing so hard
THROW UP, IN MY MOUTH! (Like a boss!)
@@LucyWest370 LIKE A BAWSE
Thats the part I always skip
DEMAND AN ENERGY EFFICIENT CAR
Swallow some black chicken birthday ball soup in my thathroom window
Now Im a bagel
"I might as well kick it into the sewer"
Yo Holmes smell yo ass
+The rare Rhino Goose But i thought Nahh Forget it
I WAS FINALLY THERE TO SIT ON MY CHAIR!
*Bangs head against wall*
Cinko420 I couldn't breathe at that part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
I might as well sticket up my ass
The part at the end with Walter and Billy Mays was so brilliantly edited.
***** ...You'll have to remove it with surgery GUARANTEED!
''We did not order a pie'' *closes door*
GOOD, GO AWAY RIGHT NOW. *THROWS PIZZA*
I agree, it was well done and had me laughing so much I could barely breathe lol
^ clearly has never seen an OrpheusFTW video
I have a core memory of "God damn SUS OF A BITCH" and never remembered where I heard it. I'm now nostalgic for YTP and that makes me feel old
I died at the beginning when it said "Looked at my kingdom I was finally there! To sit in mah chair!" XD
But that aint me man!
Nah that aint me
Hahahahaha
The problem with Like a Boss is there is absolutely nothing you can make them say that wouldn't fit in the original song.
He did it so he could refer to it later during Badger and Saul's interview
its not a problem, its a blessing.
@@ekathe85 Bravo CS!
TURN INTO A JEW, TURN INTO A RUSSIAN
"Don't ask okay? Any questions?"
I died lol
Arsely Butt sauce is actually a delicacy in Britainland.
As well as in Scottishville, considering they and the Britishanians are such good buds.
thewonderfulMRnoob
Yeah, I don't know why cs188 is disparaging my proud mother nation and the culture therein. Pip pip, off to have a buttered crumpetfladget on a jumblepud Orwell-Spock serving dishlet.
I think I remember retreating there last Novembuary.
Well I've lived in "Britainland" for many years, and never have I ever seen anything with the words "arsely butt" associated with it.
Bubble Bass
I too live in Britainland and my victuals are routinely drenched in Arsely Butt sauce.
"Did I leave my life to chance, or did I shit my fucking pants"
#1 hit.
"Blow some cock! Blow some cock!"
Would anyone care for my weenie?
I uh i suppose i supHOSE
yeeeeeahhhh no. mr white's GAY for me! i gotta piss, gotta piss on mr white or something ya know?
Monster Man "Stripping off my clothes"."Mr. White's gay for me".
“Now this is the story all about how my life got fucked up so bad.”
Me rn.
I like how you come back to this video 2 years later. I think it's been 3 years since I've been here.
@@grandoldone2552 lolll
Mood
"He's just so stoopid!"
I lost it xD
thats now a meme at my school cause I say it to often
Internet Anarchist™ lol I read it he says it
this thing is 15 minutes long, its full of shit that makes you laugh so much it hurts
I’ve been having sex on the living room rug with your uncle this entire time
"If I may be so bold, would you like to lick my buns?"
*"HOT DIGGITY DAWG!"*
Butt malfunction.
total butt malfunction
Arsely Butt Sauce
Jonathan Tippy You are a brave soul
I'm revisiting this for the first time in a while and I can't believe how funny even just the first MINUTE is.
The Doors are my favorite band and the "no more doors" part made me suscribe to you. Good day.
Kaylee Higginbotham No more Jim Morrison!
this is the best youtube poop I have ever seen in my life.
Watch Johnbillyfrank Tuco f*cking dies. That's the best ytp ever.
Krobos Fesh Pince is way better
@@unfortunatebeam strongly disagree
ruclips.net/video/rnI0GZOghdA/видео.html
"Why don't you do it like the rest of us, with your mommy, and your daddy, and your kindergarten teacher. I'm gonna get you a sexy phone call. Don't even ask, right?"
EatingABagel "Ummmm!"
"they, uh... do draw stairs" is still the funniest thing to me, more embarrassing than laughing at every other joke combined
“Uh-oh. Has this ever happened to you? Stop fucking around with the toilet”
- Billy Mays 2020
2:23
I can't believe Billy got so upset about getting a pizza "on the house".
XD dude your always on cs's vids Man. XD
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand were gonna put some tape on the house
"Don't kill him"
"The hell not he is D.E.A.D"
Doesn’t know
NO no
Doesn’t know
NO no
2:19
The Billy Mays voiceover killed me!
Nice touch letting the shot linger first, took me by surprise.Also that finale, again featuring Mays, was like 'I GOT THE TIVO' levels of greatness.
"Geico: You Moron"
Describes anybody who uses their insurance too.
"Well this has been eye-opening."
"Sauce."
The intro bit with the cat might be The hardest I've ever laughed at anything, I think I was probably a little bit drunk and it was like 2:00 a.m.
Fact: the actor of Phillips banks is dead. He died not too long ago.
RIP.
You used to bring out all the banks..fill our streets with banks..and create a bank making operation out of your banks. *salute*
But dad, aren't some of those banks?
*****
Carlton they're all lulz!
DID I MAKE A STEAK DID I SAUCE TOO LOUD DID I LEAVE MY LIFE TO CHANCE OR DID I SHIT MY FUCKING PANTS
+Annie Hastur Not a night goes by I don't ask myself those same questions.
+Cody Fuqua But did you have a total butt malfunction?
Uh both?
join me neko person and we shall RULE THEWORLD
4:43 “then the fan is gonna hit the shit” I quote this every day from now on
Thes the fan is gonna hit the shit quote this every day from now on
This video was funny overall, but the last seven seconds nearly made me piss myself laughing.
How many lick doe it take?
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY DOING THAT
I'm stripping off my clothes
I gotta piss, can I piss on Mr. White or something? No? Ok then.
You know what, you really shouldn't be in this room at all, JUST SO STUPID >:[
Sailor Krem I don't think we can get new carpet
Walter White Hey Walter, i heard Jesse's doing street races these days. Better go make his ass get back to work.
you are the king of ytp
cs188 was expressing his hatred through Walter White at the end of the video. All he ever wanted to do was eat a pizza with Billy Mays.
I pull out the hose, I pull out the hose, I pull out the hose, I pull out the hose, hose, I suppose, I suphose. favorite part 10 out of 10.
"Stop fucking around with the toilet!" Billy Mays.
"Rub a giant fish on Deborah's p****"
-The Lonely Island, 2014
"I need a way to SHUUSH, Did I make a steak, did I SAUAS too loud.. did I leave my life to chance, or did I shit my fucking pants, pants, pants, pants"
LMFAOOOO xD
The original song that he pooped sounds like shit.
To anyone reading the comments before the video:
I suggest you read comments after the video because if you read a top comment that people find funny, you'll only be anticipating these funny moments and in turn might overshadow or make less of the other good stuff of the video. This advise goes to all other good videos but im posting this advice here because i really love this video.
Luckily, I've already watched this before multiple times.
Although sometimes for me, reading the comments and then seeing what they were talking about in the video seems to make it funnier.
“I really love your towel” 10:08
This is exactly what I needed at 5AM. XD
The Flappy Bird part was the best. Everytime I hear that song, I always sing "Because I'm flappy!"
Well done!
Fly fly fly fly fly fly (whack) Jesus Christ.
Halo-TacTeam5 god damn sus of bitch!!
Bloodletter8 Shit! Not even funny anymore.
FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY FLY *_SMACK_*
This is so fucking funny.
You have no idea how many times I've watched this and showed people this.
Like I have inside jokes from this video.
The first time I saw it in was on shrooms with my friend Bryce and it is in my top 5 times of laughing like that made no sense but I'm laughing super hard again lol
Everytime I watch it I see/understand something new.
I will keep watching this for years to come. This is a masterpiece
11:03 " part of american tradition, a semen murder hole"
Cs you are the best.
RIP Jim Morrison
Died from a brick on through to the other side of his head
Stolen
gotta come back to this every now and then when the times get hard
Real
Real
Real
This was my first exposure to Breaking Bad's existence when I was 13 and I didn't even watch it until like 2 years ago and realised hey I've seen some of these scenes before
The first ten seconds were enough for me to love this.
It's been 9 years and I can quite vividly quote this entire video off the top of my head. Definitely my favorite YTP ever made, holds up extremely well.
The sentence mixing in the Fresh Prince intro is the stuff of legend. Spectacular job.
Gotta be careful, the poor family can steal MONEY!
I WAS GONNA QUOTE THAT OH MY GOD I CANT BREAATHE AHAHAHAHAHHAAH
CS just know I've been coming back to this for years
5 years and still makes me die of laughter
2:43 I was crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is amazing CS!
"You know what you really shouldn't be in here.... so stupid!"
10 years man, to this day this remains one of my favorite YTPs.
THERE IS GOING TO BE EVERYBODY YELLING AND THE FAN IS GOING TO HIT THE SHIT!
xd
K
the elemental sky cube ARE YOU REPLYING TO YOURSELF?
WaWolf's Amazingly Amazing Channel lol no
Spurdo Mies am not a kid am a wyzard hagryd!
This is one of the best YTPs you've ever done!
"I'm your man, Steve Manly."
"You're moving with your auntcle and untie in bel air" omfg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now, this is a story all about how my life got fucked up so BAD, and I'd like to take a SHIT right in mah chair! I'll tell you how I became the prinCESS of a town called "BALLS." In west Uncle Phil-ADELPHIA, one day, I started shooting some people in mah neighborhood! I was killin' a couple of guys outside of the school, and my mom got SCARY and said, "You're movin' with your auncle and untie in Bel-air!" She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket! I said, "I might as well STICK IT up my ASS!" Yo, this is BAD-ass, drinking paint out of a champainge glass! Is this what the people of Hmmm didn't like? Hmmm, this might be BAD! I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the cab ran over a cat! If anything, I could say that this cat would not be all right! I put my walk-man on and said, "I might as well KICK it into the sewer!" But I thought, "Nah, forget it." I yelled to the cab and said "Yo, homes, smell yo ass" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on mah chair!
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 thank you
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 Drinking paint*
@@grandoldone2552 Gotcha.
@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 But thank you so much for typing this whole thing up. I was looking through the comments for a while to find this one.
Lyrics to the intro:
Now this is a story all about how my life got f*cked up so bad
and I'd like to take a sh*t right in my chair
I'll tell you how I became the prince ass of a town called Balls
In West UnclePhiladelphia
One day I started shooting some people in my neighbourhood
I was killing a couple of guys outside of school
And my mom got scary and said 'You're moving with your Ancle and Untie in Bel Air'
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me a ticket
I said I might aswell kick it up my ass
Yo this is badass drinking paint out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of hmmm living like hmmm this might be bad
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the cab ran over a cat
If anything I could say that this cat would not be alright
I put my (wogman?) correct if wrong)on and said I might aswell kick it into the sewer
But I thought nah forget it
I yelled to the cab yo home smell yo ass
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my chair
Ｉ ＨＡＴＥ ＣＯＭＭＥＮＴＳ It is 'walkman'
Louie R right, k
Jesus this is old
Probably cs' best tbh
agreed
The Billy Mays part has to be up there with the greatest YTP moments ever. Great joj!
That Arcade Fire reference was awesome
TrailerPoopers hello ^•^
Fly fly fly fly
TrailerPoopers oh I had no idea you liked CS188
"No More Jim Morrison"
The beloved Wisconsin grunge band _The Beatles_ will never be the same again...😢
I feel so bad for Queen...they deserved better than to have their lead singer die in his twenties...he had some talent.
I'm pretty sure that the scene where Jessie freaks out in his car and beats the steering wheel should become a thing.
Bro predicted the future
-turn into a russian, approve homos
underrated quote
moulay
Indeed. Oh, indeed.
If only gay marriage was legal in the U.S., then I’d be able to happily marry my future girlfriend if things work out between us.
@@wintertheampharos4725 It's still illegal in the US?
deffdefying In some places it is, unfortunately, because homophobic trash is running politics where it is illegal. There are some places where it’s legal, but they’re few and far between.
@@wintertheampharos4725 jesus christ, it's 2019, how long's it gonna take for them to wake up
They call it a 100K subscriber special because it gets you 100K subscribers in one go
1:43 YTP Community in a nutshell
IT'S THE POOR FAMILY!
(WOOOOOOO)
you gotta be careful, Poor family can steal your money
Bart Koppens omg I literally just got the joke I'm slow lol
Forever Simgirl XD
9:39 not too different from other failed pick up lines in real life
Not too different from other failed pick up lines in real life
@@malahondajere8433not too different from other failed pick up lines in real life
LUBE A LOT
+Sergeant Phoenix - Gaming, Music Or we could get dinner at the club!
Bam boom...moom
NinjaGodzilla Go find me in the club!
this isn't a youtube poop, this is art
My dude 6 years and only 100k subs??
You're like the treasure of the ytp genre man why the hell dont more people sub
"crazy bruces liqoorrrr selection that sucks for u ooooooo"
4:25
+r4ndomperson678 i die everytime when i see that
The Poor family is so impoverished, some of its family members couldnt even afford a head! 8:16
The poor family is so impoverishead some
Of its family memebers couldnt
The poor family is so impoverishead some
Of its family members couldnt even afford a head
The sentence mixing is scarily good. How was i just now recommended this?
0:51 CS188 predicted the sheesh meme back in 2014
Damn Carlton. You're really hitting it off with the 10-year-olds.
6:44
Idk why. But him taking his pants off twice was hilarious.
0:02 when you slap Chris Rock