Improvised Arrows and an ER Visit

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @ModernRogue
    @ModernRogue  5 лет назад +451

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    • @unoriginality2753
      @unoriginality2753 5 лет назад +35

      *slightly_smiling_face*

    • @MrJonLott
      @MrJonLott 5 лет назад +13

      r/bushcraft

    • @s_b156
      @s_b156 5 лет назад +11

      r/magic r/modernrogue r/diamond club :smirky_face:

    • @TaHame1
      @TaHame1 5 лет назад +41

      R/TIFU

    • @Socrates-
      @Socrates- 5 лет назад +12

      The Modern Rogue please remove the scraping sounds from your videos I have misophonia and it hurts my teeth to hear that sound

  • @ZkittlesTheBat
    @ZkittlesTheBat 5 лет назад +3660

    Knowing that there's an ER Visit suddenly makes everything they do more stressful

    • @Fragacide
      @Fragacide 5 лет назад +145

      Every cut was a cringe. I ended up having to skip to the part to get it over with.

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 5 лет назад +31

      @@Fragacide Same here, my anxiety was through the roof!

    • @Instabwillity
      @Instabwillity 5 лет назад +4

      @@El-Gato69 I thought something similar to that would happen too.

    • @al85945
      @al85945 5 лет назад +1

      After seeing this comment I'm worried too lol

    • @AirNeat
      @AirNeat 5 лет назад +9

      When will it happen? Oh god it's about to happen. They're pointing right at his hand, oh god I'm gonna throw up

  • @purpleYamask
    @purpleYamask 5 лет назад +1690

    Brian: "i don't wanna reset the injury counter"
    Jason: resets it within 15 seconds

    • @camejko
      @camejko 5 лет назад +5

      I wonder how bad the cut was

    • @jylounen
      @jylounen 5 лет назад +11

      @@camejko I'm not a doctor but I'd imagine it was pretty bad because he needed four stitches.

    • @theindooroutdoorsman
      @theindooroutdoorsman 5 лет назад +4

      @@jylounen Stitches probably weren't necessary, but held it closed so it could heal faster.

    • @notasoviet1016
      @notasoviet1016 5 лет назад +2

      nbalive2408 looks like he sliced his thumb open pretty good, my mom did the same, took a little to heal but it’s not terrible

    • @jonathonthomas1255
      @jonathonthomas1255 4 года назад +3

      @@theindooroutdoorsman there's actually a certain depth of cut that stitches are required for soooo

  • @FerociousSniper
    @FerociousSniper 4 года назад +407

    Jason: reacts the way a dad would react when he hurts himself.
    Brian: reacts the way a dad would react when someone else hurts themselves.

  • @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates
    @JollibeenosHasYourCoordinates 4 года назад +280

    Title: *includes the words "ER Visit"*
    Me: Ooh, I wonder when that part of the video would com-
    Jason: *YO, IS THIS POISON IVY?*

  • @reuben4710
    @reuben4710 5 лет назад +210

    My greate uncle's were all cattle farmers, they would always stitch up each other's wounds with veterinarian supplies.
    They stopped stitching each other up when my great-grandpa discovered that super glue works better...

    • @benjaminvanlier7990
      @benjaminvanlier7990 5 лет назад +22

      @Alan Hardcastle using the wrong technique then. Reccomend using string to hold the wound closed, superglue 2-3 mm outside the wound to secure string. Then if it is way worse than anticipated or you can finally get to the hospital they don't have to excise it out

    • @ender2034
      @ender2034 4 года назад +21

      I mean that was what superglue was invented for

    • @joshbenton810
      @joshbenton810 4 года назад +19

      ender well kinda, it was made when someone was trying to make plastic aircraft windshields, and then was found to be good for wounds

    • @reuben4710
      @reuben4710 4 года назад +9

      @@joshbenton810 I thought it was originally invented while trying to make plastic gun sights, but I could be wrong.

    • @enoch2283
      @enoch2283 4 года назад +6

      @@benjaminvanlier7990 do you glue the sting over the wound or something else?

  • @desmondshaw4205
    @desmondshaw4205 5 лет назад +706

    *Reads the title*
    And that was the last time the injury counter was rolled back

  • @bmagada
    @bmagada 5 лет назад +508

    I like the "Jesus Christ!" the moment blood is shown and Jason is just like "Yup"

    • @agustdgames3120
      @agustdgames3120 4 года назад +29

      Cuts usually look worse than they feel and Jason is also smart enough to not panic, which would make it much worse.

    • @TreyBattles
      @TreyBattles 4 года назад +12

      AgustdGames I’ve gotten some pretty gnarly cuts that required stitches and I didn’t feel any of them. The most painful part is when they numb you up at the hospital 😂

    • @embite1027
      @embite1027 4 года назад +3

      Probably a result of shock

    • @Dust76tr
      @Dust76tr 4 года назад +4

      Kent Carrier doesn’t really show any signs of shock. Could be the near-instant hit of adrenaline that helps with pain, or maybe it just didn’t hurt all that much, ‘deep’ cuts usually don’t, especially if they’re done fast.

    • @urilgal
      @urilgal 2 года назад +1

      @@TreyBattles Got a worse cut than on video. Reacted exactly like this. Went to the manager on the duty telling him I needed to leave for the ER now. He asked me why. Showed him. He almost fainted. Went to the ER. Was an unlucky day for me because ALOT of urgent cases arrived. The only pain I felt was when they tried to remove the bandage that had stick to the wound.

  • @paulgarcia2887
    @paulgarcia2887 5 лет назад +683

    Going to the ER
    Staff: "Oh it's you guys again"

    • @platyclysm4633
      @platyclysm4633 5 лет назад +50

      Brian: "Betcha thought it was for me, didn'tcha?"
      Jason: *Visible Shame*

    • @FyremaelGlittersparkle
      @FyremaelGlittersparkle 4 года назад +14

      Man, I went to the Urgent Care centre one time and the doctor there remembered me from the last time I got stitches. He didn't greet me by name, but it was pretty damn close to "Oh, hello again, sir! What have we got this time?"

    • @leefhead1
      @leefhead1 4 года назад +4

      Like Tim from home improvement, lol

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 4 года назад +2

      They are modern rogues they rarely go to the er

  • @StarlightQueen
    @StarlightQueen 5 лет назад +525

    [5 Years From Now]
    *CUZ I'M A MODERN ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGUE!!!!
    Dresspants Robotman: "The Modern Rogue makes their own gun."

    • @Echs_D33
      @Echs_D33 5 лет назад +8

      Nacho Ramos I’m thinking 2020 to be honest.

    • @baconbliss4796
      @baconbliss4796 5 лет назад +4

      Actually easier few pipes a firing pin and a welder

    • @bigchooch4434
      @bigchooch4434 5 лет назад +10

      @@baconbliss4796 Welder? Psssshhhhhh if you wanna get fancy, sure.
      Making a gun isn't hard. Making a firearm that is ATF compliant, however, is a different story.

    • @cooperrose6480
      @cooperrose6480 5 лет назад

      Underrated damn comment

    • @darrianweathington1923
      @darrianweathington1923 5 лет назад +1

      Starlight Queen modern rogue invades a country

  • @DeadCata1yst
    @DeadCata1yst 4 года назад +57

    Jason (Puts saw away)
    Everyone “Oh thank god”
    Jason (Grabs knife)

  • @Mcf4742
    @Mcf4742 5 лет назад +716

    Every time the “don’t cut towards yourself” message came up I was like, oh no, when’s it gonna happen?

    • @PaulMutser
      @PaulMutser 5 лет назад +36

      Every time I cringed, not knowing how bad it was gonna be.

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 5 лет назад +15

      Yeah he started to and immediately I got nervous

    • @rhythmtreble7311
      @rhythmtreble7311 5 лет назад +5

      i kept wondering which rogue was gonna nail himself first

    • @christopherabbott3484
      @christopherabbott3484 5 лет назад +4

      @@El-Gato69 you're right it could have. My mom recently did the same thing and nicked a blood vessel. And it was right after a scout lesson on knife safety.

    • @OverlordWeasel
      @OverlordWeasel 5 лет назад +2

      For a moment, I was thinking that Brandt was going to be editing this like the South Park Christmas episode where Kenny didn't die.

  • @toastythegoose
    @toastythegoose 5 лет назад +795

    These are starting more and more like always sunny.
    "Is the poison Ivy?"
    "I don't think it is'
    The Gang goes to hospital.

    • @Neocoolzero
      @Neocoolzero 4 года назад +1

      @@thegammakat Would be the greatest twist. The entire episode everyone would be waiting for something to happen, and then at the end he would start feeling the itch and they would drive to the ER then lol

  • @BendeleTech
    @BendeleTech 5 лет назад +532

    Really sad about that bear that came out of nowhere and ate Brian's arm.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 лет назад +43

      Bendele Tech Wait until you see those outtakes! ;)

    • @vdubmerc3
      @vdubmerc3 5 лет назад +1

      Jason was holding out on Albeart Schnitzel’s cream corn

    • @stealthops8240
      @stealthops8240 4 года назад

      lUCKLY ITS LEGAL IN ALMOST ALL STATES

  • @crazydude172
    @crazydude172 5 лет назад +280

    I love how Jason puts on gloves *after* he cuts himself.

  • @SignalPrime
    @SignalPrime 5 лет назад +134

    13:37 "That's way more effective than my knife!"
    I disagree, the knife was extremely effective against your finger.

  • @Mikeological
    @Mikeological 5 лет назад +249

    Logical Brian half of brain: let's take out those stitches in a well-lit room so we can see what we're doing with these precise tools.
    RUclipsr Brian half of brain: but it would look reaaaally cool if we had it lit by soft window-light coming in at an angle from behind me.

  • @novoella6936
    @novoella6936 5 лет назад +271

    I saw ER visit and I was 100% sure that Brian was the one going straight to the ER

  • @potatopriorites5652
    @potatopriorites5652 5 лет назад +1341

    Sounds like we need a new counter for days without ER visits

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад +11

      I would like this comment but it's exactly at 175 so I'm afraid it will upset my totally diagnosed and totally legit OCD.

    • @deathflame3849
      @deathflame3849 5 лет назад +4

      @@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm afraid to like it because it is at 333

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад +4

      @@deathflame3849 The struggle is real.

    • @rachellee2680
      @rachellee2680 5 лет назад +7

      @@chaplainjamesthicc305 I'm physically unable to mess up a 420.

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 5 лет назад

      Yep. This needs to be a thing

  • @hank7281
    @hank7281 5 лет назад +182

    "Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!"
    "It's Murphy..."
    "Jesus Christ, it's Murphy Bourne!"
    "..."

  • @GwresYnKernow
    @GwresYnKernow 5 лет назад +187

    "Shall we put some hydrogen peroxide on there?"
    "Y'know what, yeah, let's be safe".
    ... talk about closing the barn door after the horse has bolted. :p

    • @Tunkkis
      @Tunkkis 4 года назад +12

      We don't want the rest of the animal to escape, now do we?

    • @tdoyr
      @tdoyr 3 года назад +1

      @@Tunkkis
      Did you mean animals or is the horse in pieces?

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 года назад +1

      @@tdoyr the second one, it is the modern rogue after all

  • @jambi2118
    @jambi2118 5 лет назад +576

    Cuts toward hand with saw
    (Me) no no no no!!!?!
    Puts saw down
    (Me) yesss sigh of relief
    Picks up knife
    (Me) whyyyy

    • @connorhamilton5707
      @connorhamilton5707 5 лет назад +19

      Having stabbed my own fingers doing something similar when I was about 12, I had this exact same reaction.

    • @Known_as_The_Ghost
      @Known_as_The_Ghost 5 лет назад +2

      Same reaction here, too.

    • @morodochable
      @morodochable 5 лет назад

      @@connorhamilton5707 snap

    • @narwalionn6368
      @narwalionn6368 5 лет назад +9

      I was in a constant flinch almost the entire video because NOBODY knew ANYTHING about safety! Not even the camera crew said ‘ I dUnow bout dat bois’

    • @AerodynamicBrick
      @AerodynamicBrick 5 лет назад

      @@connorhamilton5707 same here

  • @eleuinvideos
    @eleuinvideos 5 лет назад +612

    "you need a reasonably straight shaft"-Jason Murphy 2019

    • @jacobprewitt6586
      @jacobprewitt6586 5 лет назад

      That's what she said.

    • @Scavenger82
      @Scavenger82 5 лет назад +18

      Jason: What should the length be?
      Brian: This feels right to me.
      😂😂

    • @chaplainjamesthicc305
      @chaplainjamesthicc305 5 лет назад +5

      All this talk about shafts is making me MOIST

    • @r0amingw0lf
      @r0amingw0lf 5 лет назад +9

      "Do you want to sculpt the SHAFT and I'll do the HEAD"

    • @RichardCranium321
      @RichardCranium321 5 лет назад +3

      "Should we rub it on concrete?"

  • @JeebusChrist
    @JeebusChrist 5 лет назад +507

    Why do I get the feeling Brian is no stranger to performing illicit medical procedures in derelict buildings.

    • @KarltheKrazyone
      @KarltheKrazyone 5 лет назад +44

      because when you are a traveling performer, its a thing that happens.

    • @Thegangsterzboyy98
      @Thegangsterzboyy98 5 лет назад +7

      He's had to fix himself a few times. It's cheaper than a second trip the ER.

    • @plowed4weeks
      @plowed4weeks 5 лет назад +4

      @@Thegangsterzboyy98 America sucks

  • @swagrobloxgamer1531
    @swagrobloxgamer1531 5 лет назад +250

    “I really don’t want to reset the injury counter”
    2 seconds later
    “Let’s reset the injury counter”

  • @isaacleeper3127
    @isaacleeper3127 4 года назад +135

    I was an NCO in the US Army. I swear I wouldn't let you guys handle anything sharper or pointer than a dish rag if you were my joes. I had chest pain watching this episode. I need a drink.

    • @erikejack4929
      @erikejack4929 Год назад +5

      Okay?

    • @Masked_ghsot_riley.offical
      @Masked_ghsot_riley.offical Год назад +3

      ​@@erikejack4929its a joke bud

    • @D_M_U
      @D_M_U Год назад

      Ahhh let em learn! Fuck around and find out is the scientific process at work. Besides, you know the joes do exactly what we tell them not to do when we're not looking.

  • @mech5670
    @mech5670 5 лет назад +267

    everytime it zoomed in on the hands i panicked

    • @tylerprime6741
      @tylerprime6741 5 лет назад +18

      Same, I could feel my pulse raising every time they were trying to make the notch

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 лет назад +11

      Mechaloid I don’t know if I can watch it right now.

    • @vraltz1558
      @vraltz1558 5 лет назад

      yeah and then it happened without even zooming on it

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 5 лет назад +2

      Yep... there was a whole lot of no no no going through my head.
      After how long have they been doing this and still find new ways to get an ouchie.

  • @comradep8519
    @comradep8519 5 лет назад +130

    every second of this godforsaken video has made me shake uncontrollably with fear and anxiety
    all around a pretty tame modern rogue video, keep up the good work

  • @andrewworman7213
    @andrewworman7213 5 лет назад +387

    Fun fact bamboo arrows have now been banned for competition in the UK because if the arrows are made wrong they can explode so i'm somewhat thankful they didn't have bamboo
    Great video though

    • @wolfrig2000
      @wolfrig2000 5 лет назад +50

      Bamboo wouldn't be bad here. Those competitions that banned the bamboo use high pound pressure bows that launch their arrows with lots of power, the guys bow here isn't anywhere near that powerful and their PVC would break long before bamboo arrows

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah... In a high power bow. It could still have a draw weight of 50 pounds (ish), but compared a lightweight 50 (or more) pound bow the acceleration the arrow recieves is probably a lot less.

    • @Olav_Hansen
      @Olav_Hansen 5 лет назад +1

      Okay honestly I wasn't done watching the video i didn't wanna call the bow crappy before seeing it is action...

    • @michaelspence3675
      @michaelspence3675 5 лет назад +24

      This is also the country that bans everything for being dangerous. Like having a potato peeler or fork in your pocket will get you jail time

    • @hunterwieck1320
      @hunterwieck1320 5 лет назад +1

      Exposive arrows

  • @justiceplethora2682
    @justiceplethora2682 5 лет назад +35

    The pure internal screaming of when he started cutting torwards his hands

  • @sinfulldreamer
    @sinfulldreamer 5 лет назад +61

    Me for the first five minutes of the episode: "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"

    • @galaxygod9962
      @galaxygod9962 4 года назад

      sinfulldreamer I was screaming my head off when mr.idiot was towards himself

  • @CookBoss88
    @CookBoss88 5 лет назад +56

    "I don't know, let's find out."
    That's should be on a T-shirt. I'd buy that.

  • @CrustyTheMoist
    @CrustyTheMoist 5 лет назад +130

    I love how Jason's first response to him injuring himself was "Too bad!" towards Bryan.
    Y'all are great, heal soon.

    • @setandcollect
      @setandcollect 5 лет назад +14

      I live the fact that he did it like he was expecting it

    • @vincedibona4687
      @vincedibona4687 5 лет назад +2

      *Y'all

    • @CrustyTheMoist
      @CrustyTheMoist 5 лет назад

      @@vincedibona4687 Win some, ya lose some. I'll correct it.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 лет назад +13

      I felt soooo stupid.

    • @MaggieKeizai
      @MaggieKeizai 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheStrangerous for reals, though, you played that moment like a champ.

  • @user-vt1ib5ch3i
    @user-vt1ib5ch3i 5 лет назад +594

    You guys need to hire a staff EMT. Shall I submit my resume?

  • @spuddy7
    @spuddy7 Год назад +6

    You have no idea how happy I am that the ER visit was entirely unrelated to firing an arrow

  • @venerablepoof
    @venerablepoof 5 лет назад +74

    "Don't apply pressure towards your hand"
    "Ok"
    *Immediatly does it again*

  • @Floralcrafts
    @Floralcrafts 5 лет назад +188

    In a not weird way, I love how tenderly Brian cared for Jason’s wound. Their friendship just makes me happy, y’all.

    • @mustachio2
      @mustachio2 5 лет назад +5

      I don't think that's something that can be said without being weird

    • @thomasconrad7998
      @thomasconrad7998 5 лет назад +3

      Its not just a friend ship and that's okay.

    • @cpark1019
      @cpark1019 5 лет назад +4

      that is a bromance

    • @paavokilpelainen7804
      @paavokilpelainen7804 5 лет назад +2

      What the hell is wrong with you people??

  • @timah9420
    @timah9420 5 лет назад +86

    Brian- "I'm just trying to not reset the injury counter."
    Jason- "Yea that's definitely crossed my mind." (* slashes thumb open)
    The irony is beautiful.

  • @colinbarberic5553
    @colinbarberic5553 5 лет назад +44

    "At this point, I'm more afraid of Hello Kitty stabbing me than anything else."
    -Brian Brushwood, 2019

  • @jeremiahdavis7904
    @jeremiahdavis7904 5 лет назад +26

    "This week on modern rogue: shaft sculpting and head shaping for the modern gentleman"

  • @ohitshayden.1247
    @ohitshayden.1247 5 лет назад +20

    watching this and seeing that you guys have an ER visit makes me think, "everything on that table could take you to an ER" and trying to figure it out before is killing me.

  • @richardpowell4281
    @richardpowell4281 5 лет назад +313

    Today's episode brought to you by GAUZE! We're gonna need a lot of it..... No seriously could you apply pressure?

    • @jhulten
      @jhulten 5 лет назад +3

      And GAUZE! is sterile. Paper towels are just "clean".

    • @devynermold628
      @devynermold628 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣🤣yessssss

    • @GiantJanus
      @GiantJanus 5 лет назад

      it's good to let it bleed a little to help get out any gunk that could of gotten into the wound

  • @galacticcat8464
    @galacticcat8464 5 лет назад +145

    The last thing you want to hear when someone is removing your stitches is “whoops”

    • @aimansyahmidzulkhairy909
      @aimansyahmidzulkhairy909 5 лет назад +4

      Happened to me once. It was not a pleasant experience.

    • @starless_void
      @starless_void 5 лет назад +10

      Doctor: whoops
      Me: Did anything happen?
      Doctor: No, nothing
      Also Doctor: **reaches for a massive injection of morphine**

    • @Thegangsterzboyy98
      @Thegangsterzboyy98 5 лет назад +2

      The last thing Id want to here is "well this can't be saved time to cut it off"

  • @Fragacide
    @Fragacide 5 лет назад +39

    Brian: This is our job.
    Me: Well apparently it's a dangerous job. You two have a worse injury record than factories that employ hundreds of people.
    That being said, keep up the good work, but do stay safe.

  • @kevp6488
    @kevp6488 2 месяца назад +1

    I come back to this vid every now and then for two things:
    -The suspense of the injury coming. -Brian's maniacal laughter at the absurdity of how he makes a living.
    😂

  • @brandonosborne7099
    @brandonosborne7099 5 лет назад +22

    I had a similar experience happen to me where I cut my right hand all the way down to the muscle. Every time I use knives, I now always have my injury and very prominent scar in mind. It sucks to see this happen, but it’s a very good learning experience!

    • @benjaminshields9421
      @benjaminshields9421 4 года назад +1

      It is a very *very* prominent lesson. Cut deep into my thumb with a wood chisel that I thought could never reach it. Pointy things dont fuck around. Keep your tools sharp, make sure they always work how you want them to.

  • @PeterTheAlien
    @PeterTheAlien 5 лет назад +67

    This episode felt like a final destination movie for way too long for me to feel comfortable

    • @WeirdPros
      @WeirdPros 5 лет назад +1

      Oh thank god, I found someone else.

  • @Tbfitb33
    @Tbfitb33 5 лет назад +205

    “Your more likely to have to reset the injury counter” -Jason
    “I have one goal, not to reset the injury counter”
    -Brian
    “TOO BAD” -Jason

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug 5 лет назад +15

      *You're
      Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

    • @goldenmike2555
      @goldenmike2555 5 лет назад

      @@MrNight-dg1ug no one gives a shit.

    • @lejlamidzic4388
      @lejlamidzic4388 5 лет назад

      @@MrNight-dg1ug if you just insulated them I would like to say great insult

  • @Pancakeplanet
    @Pancakeplanet 5 лет назад +93

    We finally get the conclusion of the age-old question, "What in the hell did Murphy do to get his thumb wrapped up?"

  • @averin5193
    @averin5193 6 месяцев назад +1

    Considering I’ve injured myself in this EXACT same way (trying to notch an improvised arrow with my leatherman) i knew EXACTLY where this was going the second they were talking about having to notch the ends for the tips.
    Always remember safety! Might save yourself some sanity.. and blood

  • @haveaknifelifek1885
    @haveaknifelifek1885 5 лет назад +88

    Is it bad that I clicked on this hoping someone got shot with an arrow

    • @gametheorybackpack
      @gametheorybackpack 4 года назад

      maybe a little

    • @Srealdan
      @Srealdan 4 года назад +2

      The knife was way better got it's revenge for misuse and about the saw I'm sorry that they treat you that was Saw 😭😭😭

    • @seamoreboutz6527
      @seamoreboutz6527 3 года назад

      I did too yes that is the proper to too two

    • @kevp6488
      @kevp6488 3 года назад

      Yeah its pretty bad... but I can't lie and say I didn't click for the same reason.

  • @BAVR_MAPL_
    @BAVR_MAPL_ 5 лет назад +185

    Today on the Mordern Rogue: Improvised surgery

  • @bigchooch4434
    @bigchooch4434 5 лет назад +132

    (Robot voice):
    The Modern Rogue Improvises a New Injury Counter

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 5 лет назад +7

      'Hours since last injury'

    • @lejlamidzic4388
      @lejlamidzic4388 5 лет назад +2

      Dress pants robot man
      That's the name

    • @SonicXD112
      @SonicXD112 5 лет назад

      as a knife guy i rying to cut a already knew what is going to happen when i saw jason trying to cut something toward his hand i can not stop cringeing

  • @veinjelly4630
    @veinjelly4630 5 лет назад +25

    Brian: “I have one goal and thats NOT to reset the injury counter this episode”
    Jason: “Yeeaah that has certainly crossed my mind... TOO BAD”

  • @mcalsip
    @mcalsip 4 года назад +2

    I think it is so great that these two guys found each other. They make a really cute couple and seem to really be in love. Watching their journey's of discovery in trying their best to go from sheltered, kept boys to men capable of doing the bare minimum of basic male activities is inspiring. Plus, they get to be in love along the way. I wish the couple a long and happy life together.

  • @michaelspence3675
    @michaelspence3675 5 лет назад +11

    "That's way more effective than my knife!"
    Idk.. it worked pretty good on your thumb lol

  • @samsalvo2192
    @samsalvo2192 5 лет назад +50

    Medic tip: when removing your "sterile" tools from a bag, make sure you maintain a sterile field (work space) as well. If you have clean tools, and they come into contact with a soiled field, they become soiled too. Also, should have worn gloves mate. Love the show! Keep up the builds!

  • @xxmeepersxx1691
    @xxmeepersxx1691 5 лет назад +49

    At first I thought, "What did Brian do this time." For once it wasn't Brian. Jason, leave the injuries to Brian, he's used to it.

  • @AnomalousZoologist
    @AnomalousZoologist 5 лет назад +17

    I honestly shouted at Bryan when he started using the saw the same way Jason was a minute ago. Vaguely surprised it was Jason who got hurt.

  • @brandonA7088
    @brandonA7088 5 лет назад +84

    Can we get a gore compilation? Like a 3-5 second clip of every counter reset? Maybe set it to music lol

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 5 лет назад +4

      The music should be set to "First Aid Music" which is reminiscent of the Airwolf theme, but a little sad. They play it every time one of them act like idiots.

  • @reuben4710
    @reuben4710 5 лет назад +71

    Just a heads up for the future, mixing hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol can make an acid that has the potential to burn you.

    • @LeonardGreenpaw
      @LeonardGreenpaw 5 лет назад +9

      its just a ketone, with a fairly slow reaction rate, I wouldnt worry about it

    • @najroe
      @najroe 5 лет назад +1

      Hydrogenperoxide+ethanol may become FIRE, so not very good to mix

    • @nickkearney4083
      @nickkearney4083 5 лет назад +2

      @@najroe rubbing alcohol is methanol not ethanol. Could be interesting to test it. Lol

    • @GamingNinja132
      @GamingNinja132 5 лет назад +1

      @@nickkearney4083 I don't know what kind of rubbing alcohol you get but mine is 95% ethyl alcohol

    • @najroe
      @najroe 5 лет назад +1

      @@nickkearney4083 any fuel actually (more easy with liquid or gas but...) Hydrogen peroxide and kerosene is/was used in rocket engines...

  • @CameraHam
    @CameraHam 5 лет назад +134

    It took yall just over 200 videos to finally go to the ER

    • @milhousevanhoutan9235
      @milhousevanhoutan9235 5 лет назад +25

      It wasn't filmed but Brian had to go to the ER after the shattering locks episode. Apparently the cut he got was a lot more gnarly than he realized and the next day he went. He said the ER staff weren't happy.

    • @jambi2118
      @jambi2118 5 лет назад

      Yeha how

    • @platyclysm4633
      @platyclysm4633 5 лет назад +3

      @@milhousevanhoutan9235 Especially because they couldn't even stitch it properly at that point

    • @theindooroutdoorsman
      @theindooroutdoorsman 5 лет назад +3

      Oh they've been multiple times by this point. Mostly Brian...

  • @Scrawlerism
    @Scrawlerism 5 лет назад +99

    I love when it isn't just clickbait. But I don't want yalls to hurt yourselves. XD

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy 5 лет назад

      I'm totally OK with them hurting themselves for our entertainment...

  • @bishop8958
    @bishop8958 5 лет назад +151

    That was quite a cut.
    on an unrelated note:
    When't the next med week coming up?

    • @matthewuzulis5016
      @matthewuzulis5016 5 лет назад +6

      With these guys every week is a Med week.... and a what not to do video....

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 лет назад +17

      I should’ve reviewed those videos.

  • @elreyjr5770
    @elreyjr5770 4 года назад +5

    The hospital: what were you doing to cut yourself?
    The modern rouge: looking for a nice long shaft and making my own arrows

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 3 года назад +2

    Brian is surprisingly jumpy over injury for a magician and a modern rogue and all.

  • @jafortune
    @jafortune 5 лет назад +37

    This was a fantastic episode on how to script suspense.

  • @SilkG
    @SilkG 5 лет назад +25

    I am simple.... I see that The Modern Rouge uploads a vid with the word "ER" in it and I stop vacuuming and start watching.

  • @davesreview3033
    @davesreview3033 4 года назад +3

    Imagine Brian giggling over himself giggling like he does when he watches the videos

  • @CommonCentrist82
    @CommonCentrist82 4 года назад +7

    The tension really builds in this episode.

  • @s_b156
    @s_b156 5 лет назад +302

    You guys are really binging with the uploads, aren't you?

    • @RandallAndStrat
      @RandallAndStrat 5 лет назад +33

      They need to cover the medical bills so they need that ad revenue

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 5 лет назад +7

      not complaining tho

    • @sobinir7933
      @sobinir7933 5 лет назад +1

      Its great

    • @AirNeat
      @AirNeat 5 лет назад

      And I'm glad :)

  • @exile5678
    @exile5678 5 лет назад +26

    In this episode jason Murphy learns not only Murphy's law but also to never cut towards yourself

  • @corison2058
    @corison2058 5 лет назад +20

    Me all through the notch making part: Murphy, Murphy, MURPHY, MURPHY, STOP!

  • @shaggyat5power112
    @shaggyat5power112 5 лет назад +2

    When I got stitches my dad said the whole airing it out thing sounding like such a smartass, I felt so good when the doctor told him he was wrong

  • @thesuperbslidewhistler312
    @thesuperbslidewhistler312 4 года назад +2

    Don’t cut towards your hands,
    Don’t cut towards your hands,
    Don’t cut towards your hands,
    Don’t cut towards your hands.

  • @bazz931
    @bazz931 5 лет назад +31

    welcome back to backyard surgery! our first "patient" is Jason Murphy!

  • @Mando_Kor
    @Mando_Kor 5 лет назад +51

    Famous last words, "...I bet we can make this work!"

  • @Floofie
    @Floofie 5 лет назад +211

    Oh god. That title is worrying

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 5 лет назад +9

      No kidding.

    • @wilson.adam.82
      @wilson.adam.82 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheStrangerous I read the title, got instantly anxious and was worrying more about Brian than you! Now I know better...

  • @-0z-
    @-0z- 3 года назад +2

    I love how Anthony rushes to Jason like a worried mother.

  • @theshiftybeef6251
    @theshiftybeef6251 5 лет назад +2

    I like how afraid of blood Brushwood is.. The pigs blood in the fake blood episode made his face red and made him gag and the moment that Murphy cut his finger his reaction is funny as hell.

  • @cinn7624
    @cinn7624 5 лет назад +6

    As soon as I read the title I thought "Alright, which one got stabbed"
    The mystery went away pretty quick.

  • @greenbugs5909
    @greenbugs5909 5 лет назад +59

    These boys need to invest in a good pair of cut proof gloves or something and WEAR them

  • @benjaminshields9421
    @benjaminshields9421 5 лет назад +13

    God I've been nervous the whole video.
    Yeah- as expected. Kept watching that knife and oooooooooo damn

  • @jcnash02
    @jcnash02 5 лет назад +1

    Love how they cared for Jason so much that they left the camera rolling

  • @Assault_Butter_Knife
    @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад +3

    Jason, my man, it was like a year ago that I got the same injury that I inflicted to myself in the same way you did. I was reluctant to visit er though so it healed a bit bendy and stuff
    There's an important lesson to learn in this, and it's that you never cut towards yourself

  • @Setsuraful
    @Setsuraful 5 лет назад +6

    It's so sweet how they look after each other, a real OTP.

  • @zrolo6329
    @zrolo6329 5 лет назад +7

    As soon as i saw Jason cutting towards his hands with that title, i knew it wouldn't end well
    And Mr. Murphy, you did not disappoint.

  • @AflacMan13
    @AflacMan13 5 лет назад +48

    Dude: Cutting towards hand...
    Me: Shuddering and cringing, skin crawling like a horror movie is on repeat, just knooooowing what's gonna happen. :-/

  • @iStrikerVX
    @iStrikerVX 2 года назад

    You guys are wild, easily my new favorite channel. I hope to be like you when I grow up.

  • @brokensskippedframes
    @brokensskippedframes 4 года назад +2

    "At this point I'm more afraid of hello kitty stabbing me." Ah Yes, The Demon In My Closet, Hello Kitty Ready To Stab Me.

  • @danielr3310
    @danielr3310 5 лет назад +5

    I was always taught that correlation does not imply causation, but the title of this video is a lovely exception.

  • @HioBazard
    @HioBazard 5 лет назад +73

    todays episode is sponsored by: our local hospital

    • @lightwavz
      @lightwavz 5 лет назад

      "Today on Modern Rogue: How to alter your thumbprint FOREVER! Also, set more fingerprints into your biometric devices...JUST...IN...CASE!"

    • @deepblueyonderspage
      @deepblueyonderspage 5 лет назад

      Technically it should be... "Today's episode is sponsoring our local hospital!" lol

  • @techfreak244
    @techfreak244 5 лет назад +5

    Whoever writes the description props to you. The wow player in me loved that

    • @jambi2118
      @jambi2118 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @techfreak244
      @techfreak244 5 лет назад

      @@jambi2118 yeah. I mainly play on my friends account whenever I go over there. Play his high mountain tauren fury warrior. Dual wielding two handers makes questing super fun and almost too easy

  • @aduckwithayoutubechannel
    @aduckwithayoutubechannel 3 года назад +1

    Brian: “I don’t want to reset the injury counter.”
    Jason: *IS THAT A CHALLENGE, GOOD SIR!?*

  • @kutsen39
    @kutsen39 4 года назад

    Thank you Brandt, for editing all these videos, and patching in all the funny stuff

  • @tugrul8683
    @tugrul8683 5 лет назад +20

    Title is worrying but we all knew this day would come. Get well soon! Didnt watch the video yet but I assume it is Brian.
    Edit: Damn it is a nasty cut. And Brian just has a bad reputation. At this point Jason has resetted the counter more. I was horrified while they were trying to do the notch. And please make a video on working safety with a real educated expert. Get well soon Jason!
    Edit 2: I was wrong again LOL. Same thing happened with the video where Evan and Kate last joined. I thought it was Brian who hot injured but nope. From now on I will guess it is Jason if someone is injured. But pls dont guys. We need you whole and un-hurt.
    Edit 3: Not an arrow expert but I think it was a bit too long and wood was too soft. Correct me if I am wrong.

    • @connermcdonald5592
      @connermcdonald5592 5 лет назад +2

      Can't even watch it since I'm at work, but to be fair Jason gets injured now often. Brian is the one that always mentions safety equipment, it was probably Brian who did injured Jason though.

    • @TheRealAlpha2
      @TheRealAlpha2 5 лет назад +1

      It's like we kinda expect it when Brian gets hurt because he's trying so hard to protect his hands, so it's a shock when it happens to Jason.

  • @clintonleonard5187
    @clintonleonard5187 5 лет назад +5

    7:33 is when it happens and it is not graphic other than seeing a little blood from pretty far away, no close-ups. For the many like me that couldn't watch this video without knowing.

  • @duncanrobords6626
    @duncanrobords6626 5 лет назад +114

    Just putting "ER visit" in the title makes me cringe whenever they hold a knife.

  • @hatredy555
    @hatredy555 5 лет назад +1

    "... and an ER Visit" Actually, I'm surprised it took this long.

  • @assemragab6972
    @assemragab6972 4 года назад +4

    Literally built my own bow and set of arrows and arrow heads at 14 using a nearby bush, a whittling knife, a razor, and ZERO experience. 10 years later I still have them. Oh did I mention 14 year old me managed to not draw blood? Well done guys.
    Edit: I have cut my thumb almost identically to Jason's lmao