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  • @darthamarr
    @darthamarr 4 года назад +26415

    "You're outnumbered Aragorn. You need more men"
    "There are none!"
    "There are...those that dwell in the lakes"

    • @3p1cC4nuck
      @3p1cC4nuck 4 года назад +1798

      Murderers... traitors... *avians.*

    • @thedarknesscallingme
      @thedarknesscallingme 4 года назад +1431

      @@3p1cC4nuck
      They answer to no one...because they cant understand us

    • @Salidin111
      @Salidin111 4 года назад +1443

      @@thedarknesscallingme They will answer to the heir of Isildir release the breadcrumbs!

    • @noahgiamei
      @noahgiamei 4 года назад +116

      ROFL

    • @josephmort4039
      @josephmort4039 4 года назад +713

      Mallards... you would call upon them to fight?

  • @JordanGold5227
    @JordanGold5227 3 года назад +79807

    This is why I love the extended cuts. You get to see the true vision the director had for the films.

  • @redlok3455
    @redlok3455 3 года назад +22123

    The ducks are smart. They even recruited 4-wheeled, metal-plated siege turtles rolling ahead for the breach

  • @ethanpatrick
    @ethanpatrick Год назад +619

    “I think a servant of the enemy would look fairer and feel Fowler.” - Frodo

    • @FarginhoodMcBastage
      @FarginhoodMcBastage Год назад +14

      Good thing Sam brought the salt.

    • @Stadtpark90
      @Stadtpark90 Год назад +3

      I see what you did there.

    • @c17films61
      @c17films61 Год назад +12

      This an underrated comment.

    • @mcgoo721
      @mcgoo721 Месяц назад

      Frodo is a dog for that line 💀

  • @connorstoll272
    @connorstoll272 4 года назад +15354

    What can men do against such reckless hate?

    • @gamehuis
      @gamehuis 4 года назад +851

      Don't you mean "quackless hate"?
      I'll let myself out now.

    • @adamp3223
      @adamp3223 4 года назад +337

      Such reckless quack

    • @1234kalmar
      @1234kalmar 4 года назад +303

      -Quack out with me. Quack out and meet them!
      -For bread and cornseed!
      -For Lake-han!

    • @Sunny_3oy
      @Sunny_3oy 4 года назад +27

      Na your thinking of geese

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 4 года назад +73

      *starts up propeller plane*
      "Fly out and meet them..."

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 3 года назад +10605

    Saruman: "Whom do you serve?"
    "Quack."

  • @MrBigCookieCrumble
    @MrBigCookieCrumble 4 года назад +17251

    _"These are no mindless chickens, these are _*_ducks!_*_ Their beaks are thick and their wings broad."_ - Gimli son of Gloin

    • @alexanderx33
      @alexanderx33 4 года назад +864

      I have fought many wars master Dwarf. I know how to defend my own keep.
      They will break upon this fortress like waterfowl on rock. Saruman's honkers will pillage and burn, we've seen it before. Crops can be resown, homes rebuilt. Within these walls we will outlast them.

    • @toompyfloyd4074
      @toompyfloyd4074 4 года назад +61

      LOL!

    • @brandonfoley7519
      @brandonfoley7519 4 года назад +63

      That works quite well

    • @Noahuhhh
      @Noahuhhh 4 года назад +24

      Well done.

    • @TonyStark-yu4ot
      @TonyStark-yu4ot 4 года назад +19

      This should have all the likes

  • @solomonwells9290
    @solomonwells9290 Год назад +388

    And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his mallards and his will to dominate all life.

    • @DovesSweetSonnet
      @DovesSweetSonnet Год назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Darth_Baggins
      @Darth_Baggins Год назад +9

      This pun deserves more attention.

    • @redghost5705
      @redghost5705 8 месяцев назад +2

      Quality underrated comment 😂😂 sometimes when the pun is really good it goes over many heads.

    • @patrickjeffrey5249
      @patrickjeffrey5249 7 месяцев назад +3

      And maybe his breadcrumbs.

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 6 месяцев назад

      Absolutely top-end pun.

  • @texaswolf4655
    @texaswolf4655 3 года назад +10417

    "Fool, no man can kill me..."
    "I am no man"
    *stabs with beak*

  • @WALTERRIFIC
    @WALTERRIFIC 4 года назад +117021

    It is an army bread for a single purpose.

  • @Hexenmeister999
    @Hexenmeister999 4 года назад +3422

    Saruman: "Whom do you serve?"
    Duck: "Quark."
    Saruman: (sighs)

    • @ravenray6986
      @ravenray6986 4 года назад +20

      Underrated

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 4 года назад +2

      D

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 4 года назад +54

      42nd rule of acquisition, always tell the customer what they want to hear

    • @AlyssMa7rin
      @AlyssMa7rin 4 года назад +21

      @@asymptotic5639 Quackquisition

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 года назад +2

      @@asymptotic5639 You.

  • @gigasic
    @gigasic Год назад +803

    Imagine being the duck in the front... Leading a whole 2 mile line of ducks in the fight for duck liberation. Truly powerful

    • @adw6894
      @adw6894 Год назад +9

      And can not stop to go to the toilet for a second. lol

    • @SuhbanIo
      @SuhbanIo Год назад +1

      No they were fighting locust swarms

    • @chivonfortney1656
      @chivonfortney1656 Год назад +1

      I always wondered …who they chose to be the leader and how?

    • @Whatever-gx3un
      @Whatever-gx3un Год назад

      Part 2
      ruclips.net/video/0X4X7EH6rl8/видео.html

    • @lildmg6108
      @lildmg6108 Год назад

      The bird is called Lurtz or even Witch-King of Agmar

  • @benwesley5260
    @benwesley5260 3 года назад +17279

    I’m imagining the cars are filled with ducks as well, using them as tanks, to battle the relentless geese.

    • @ravensquote7206
      @ravensquote7206 3 года назад +534

      We call them 4-wheeled siege turtles now.

    • @tennosred2
      @tennosred2 3 года назад +139

      @@ravensquote7206 What about the motorcycles?

    • @kunjiyt5684
      @kunjiyt5684 3 года назад +303

      @@tennosred2 those are our charging rabbits

    • @simeonkostov3962
      @simeonkostov3962 3 года назад +125

      Well, i lf they are battling the geese, i'd support the ducks with everything I have.

    • @nik0392
      @nik0392 3 года назад +46

      Oh god (2 backyard war flashback)

  • @skymaster4121
    @skymaster4121 4 года назад +5098

    Sauron to Saruman: “ Build me an army worthy of Mordor...”
    Saruman:

    • @commainder6265
      @commainder6265 4 года назад +91

      “Quack”

    • @jgkitarel
      @jgkitarel 4 года назад +61

      Geese: Honk!
      Sauron: AHHHHH! KILL IT WITH FIRE! MORE FIRE! SET THE FIRE ON FIRE!!! WHY AREN'T THEY DYING?!

    • @johnrollex680
      @johnrollex680 4 года назад

      Bro wtf?

    • @KitchenFSink
      @KitchenFSink 4 года назад +1

      This needs to be kept at 666 likes

    • @kereminde
      @kereminde 4 года назад +6

      @@jgkitarel They're *Canadian* geese, that's why!

  • @ScarredPredator
    @ScarredPredator 2 года назад +17451

    _“Be careful! The Enemy has many spies in his service… birds and beasts…”_
    - *Gandalf*

    • @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter
      @JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter 2 года назад +289

      Explains a lot tbh, pigeons been acting weird lately, and my dog ain't been right...think my boy Gandy onto sumn frfr

    • @grassblock7668
      @grassblock7668 2 года назад +149

      @@JazzyUnderscoreTrumpeter Bro there's this bird that basically lives on a tree next to my house, wth did I do to end up on Saruman's black list?!

    • @nobodyimportant9276
      @nobodyimportant9276 2 года назад +10

      That’s deep

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 2 года назад

      @@nobodyimportant9276 Helm’s Deep.

    • @oryxthechadking555
      @oryxthechadking555 2 года назад +68

      I guess my cat is against Saruman, he killed 3 birds. Saruman stopped deploying spies.

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 Год назад +219

    "The swans took your lakes. They drove your kind into the ponds...to scratch a living off frogs! Take back the lakes they stole from you. Burn every egg!"

  • @onecertainesquire486
    @onecertainesquire486 4 года назад +3871

    “Beware the Duck: their power is both quiet, yet infinite”
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of War

    • @igors5827
      @igors5827 4 года назад +59

      I remember that quote

    • @onecertainesquire486
      @onecertainesquire486 4 года назад +39

      @@igors5827 Who doesn’t?

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 года назад +68

      SUN TZU SAID THAT

    • @Engieman909
      @Engieman909 4 года назад +46

      @Warbel BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT

    • @abbyalphonse499
      @abbyalphonse499 4 года назад +49

      @@Engieman909 THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO NO MAN COULD BEAT HIM IN THE RING OF HONOUR

  • @MySliceofLifeAnimation
    @MySliceofLifeAnimation 3 года назад +40656

    When you realised that each duck is basically an Army, Navy and Airforce combined.

  • @kylian3399
    @kylian3399 3 года назад +5260

    Sauron: "Build me an army worthy of Mordor."
    Saruman: "ok."

    • @Aiijuin
      @Aiijuin 3 года назад +62

      Quack! 🦆

    • @frankcoley1537
      @frankcoley1537 3 года назад +52

      He had the numbers at least.

    • @Thrillowatt
      @Thrillowatt 3 года назад

      what movie?

    • @faceripper77
      @faceripper77 3 года назад +1

      But im LeTirrrred

    • @kaiseralbrecht6099
      @kaiseralbrecht6099 3 года назад +7

      @@Thrillowatt The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
      Second movie in the trilogy

  • @TBrewer64
    @TBrewer64 Год назад +121

    One does not simply waddle into Mordor.

  • @josephrehan6978
    @josephrehan6978 3 года назад +3096

    “The enemy has many spies in his service. Birds. Beasts.”

  • @ElevenDollarCheese
    @ElevenDollarCheese 3 года назад +19868

    The age of pigeons is over. The age of the duck has begun.

    • @TheSeptacle
      @TheSeptacle 3 года назад +202

      HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES

    • @AtheistReligionIsCancer
      @AtheistReligionIsCancer 3 года назад +172

      It was a batalion of black ducks matter with a few white antifa ducks

    • @azzzz222
      @azzzz222 3 года назад +91

      Duck empire 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @melchizedekbatiancila9241
      @melchizedekbatiancila9241 3 года назад +16

      😂😂😂

    • @mikaelwojciechowski7281
      @mikaelwojciechowski7281 3 года назад +61

      "Victory? Victory, you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the Dark Side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has".
      - Grandmaster Yoda

  • @rhinoguy8760
    @rhinoguy8760 4 года назад +2591

    I love that there's a separate vanguard at the front.

    • @solidsnake4595
      @solidsnake4595 4 года назад +198

      never underestimate the duck military its very efficient and brutal

    • @bagoquarks
      @bagoquarks 3 года назад +32

      Break away duckaton.

    • @brodriguez11000
      @brodriguez11000 3 года назад +24

      The position of street sweeper is now open.

    • @SRone45
      @SRone45 3 года назад +40

      Even it's flanks are protected.

    • @TheCavemanMan
      @TheCavemanMan 3 года назад +34

      The Quackteenth Legion.

  • @KiReSish
    @KiReSish Год назад +118

    The possibility of losing lies in oneself, the possibility of victory lies in THE ARMY OF MILLION DUCKS
    - Sun Tzu

  • @mapanapa6342
    @mapanapa6342 3 года назад +5921

    Theoden: "Duck have been my dreams of late"

  • @thatguy5811
    @thatguy5811 3 года назад +7431

    Imagine just sitting in a park next to a road, enjoying yourself a sandwich, and you see this passing by. You are overcome with shock and amazement and take a bite of your sandwich while zoned out and looking at the ducks. The lettuce makes a crunch and all the ducks stop and turn towards you.

    • @destroyerx8615
      @destroyerx8615 3 года назад +1210

      No man in the history of this world has been more screwed

    • @shaunhubvk
      @shaunhubvk 3 года назад +503

      That's a Bruh moment

    • @XJ0461C
      @XJ0461C 3 года назад +424

      Good thing I don’t take my fucking sandwiches with lettuce.

    • @medhatithi1
      @medhatithi1 3 года назад +212

      It will be the last day on earth.

    • @adaman.shr.3538
      @adaman.shr.3538 3 года назад +170

      @@destroyerx8615 well believe it or not I have experience this same thing and a world of pain lots and lots of pain

  • @Tahkaullus01
    @Tahkaullus01 3 года назад +8231

    "Two-hundred-thousand units are ready with a million more well on the way."

  • @hiveemperor54
    @hiveemperor54 Год назад +2531

    Three rings for the Elven Swans under the sky,
    Seven for the Dwarf Geese in their halls of stone,
    Nine for mortal Mockingbirds doomed to die,
    One for the Duck Lord on his Duck Throne.
    In the land of Mordor, where the sparrows lie:
    One Ring to Peck them All, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the bird nest, bind them.
    In the land of Mordor, where the sparrows lie.

    • @prenomnom2812
      @prenomnom2812 Год назад +85

      Incredible and underrated comment.

    • @syed9986
      @syed9986 Год назад +69

      JRR Tolkien reincarnated

    • @hiveemperor54
      @hiveemperor54 Год назад +40

      @@syed9986 why thank you
      As a fan of the LOTR trilogy I just had to comment this

    • @thearnorianruby4681
      @thearnorianruby4681 Год назад +16

      Clever...

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 Год назад +23

      "One burn to rule them all, One burn to chide them,
      One burn to school them all, find their women, ride them..."
      - Samsarawithwords

  • @VIUSmusic
    @VIUSmusic 4 года назад +2663

    "Is this Lord of the Wings?" -Little brother, who was watching over my shoulder

    • @rivernet62
      @rivernet62 4 года назад +112

      Little Brother should be watched very closely

    • @randomperson8571
      @randomperson8571 4 года назад +76

      Comedic genius right there :P

    • @chaotic.mindsp4ce
      @chaotic.mindsp4ce 4 года назад +38

      Tell him I hereby propose to him

    • @LegalAutomation
      @LegalAutomation 4 года назад +18

      Lmao. Epic movie title

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend 4 года назад +33

      Deserves a gentle smack and praise for this glorious pun.

  • @archangelvanny1816
    @archangelvanny1816 3 года назад +7098

    Those are the moments where we must wish that peace was an option.

    • @egg00737
      @egg00737 3 года назад +49

      underrated comment

    • @jinmark9453
      @jinmark9453 3 года назад +33

      All hail our new masters THE DUCK !!!!

    • @ialsosupportsparlodad5346
      @ialsosupportsparlodad5346 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/ZhHrmamCdfU/видео.html

    • @hello7533
      @hello7533 3 года назад +23

      Peace was never an option

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 3 года назад +7

      While peace is always preferable to war,it doesn't change the fact that some people won't accept your overtures to peace.

  • @kapitan19969838
    @kapitan19969838 3 года назад +2955

    "Looks like bread's back on the menu boys!"

    • @sircrimsonwolf7492
      @sircrimsonwolf7492 3 года назад +25

      Not unless the ducks have anything to say about it

    • @CoolCatG117
      @CoolCatG117 3 года назад +13

      Quack!!!

    • @bobov2404
      @bobov2404 3 года назад +8

      Breads bad for them

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 3 года назад +7

      @@bobov2404 Sugar is bad for us, and we put it in everything. :P

    • @rockyp3917
      @rockyp3917 3 года назад

      Lol 🤣

  • @flickeringtorch
    @flickeringtorch Год назад +274

    Fun fact: the orcs chanting isn't a stock audio clip. It was recorded live in a baseball stadium (not sure which 1 off the top of my head), as the sound director led the chant for everyone in the stands.

  • @Blueswailer
    @Blueswailer 3 года назад +4577

    The one white duck at 0:27 was like "Shit..Forgot my uniform at home... Blend in, blend in."

    • @Gunner-11
      @Gunner-11 3 года назад +432

      It's Frodo and Sam!

    • @ibtgb2
      @ibtgb2 3 года назад +173

      😂 didn’t even notice that lil guy

    • @lynnkroenen5104
      @lynnkroenen5104 3 года назад +58

      Lol How did you see that lmao

    • @ajitesh_thakur
      @ajitesh_thakur 3 года назад +73

      I thought it was Gandalf

    • @aviren340
      @aviren340 3 года назад +111

      Thats actually Saruman. It was explained in extended edition.

  • @thektorMK1
    @thektorMK1 5 лет назад +12668

    The quality of my life as a whole just went up by 1% thanks to this

    • @Mikelica69
      @Mikelica69 4 года назад +107

      69% to me

    • @Matoro342
      @Matoro342 4 года назад +26

      i wholeheartedly agree

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 4 года назад +60

      How's Jonathan and Danny?

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader 4 года назад +15

      @Robert E. O Speedwagon - That makes two of us.

    • @edusc6893
      @edusc6893 4 года назад +40

      But speedowagon, your life as a whole is already reached over 100%

  • @korbinbenson2089
    @korbinbenson2089 3 года назад +5396

    "You do not know pain, you do not know fear, you will taste bread crust!!!"

  • @ethanandersonsongwriterame7403
    @ethanandersonsongwriterame7403 Год назад +35

    “Be careful! The Enemy has many spies in his service… birds and beasts…”
    - Gandalf
    Thorin you be careful on your journey

    • @trabant601e
      @trabant601e 4 месяца назад

      *the spy has already breached our defenses*

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 4 года назад +4730

    THIS is why I save stale bread for the ducks at my local pond; while also sleeping with a machete under my pillow. One must practice the balance of maintaining peace, while preparing for war.

    • @pricklypear3625
      @pricklypear3625 4 года назад +356

      Do not fear, stale bread man. You have fed us. You will be spared.

    • @tinykemper2561
      @tinykemper2561 4 года назад +180

      @@pricklypear3625 *Q U A C K*

    • @mikathomsen1351
      @mikathomsen1351 4 года назад +87

      Well I think because of that they would especially want to kill you. Bread is to sugary for the ducks and can make them sick.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 года назад +47

      @@tinykemper2561 Are you challenging me, creature?

    • @tinykemper2561
      @tinykemper2561 4 года назад +53

      @@nodeloliver6201 *_Q U A C K_*

  • @Darkspace.
    @Darkspace. 2 года назад +4501

    "There will be no dawn for men." -Saru-swan the White.

  • @fettfan91
    @fettfan91 3 года назад +3828

    "They were ducklings once. A ruined and terrible form. Now...perfected."

  • @BallerDan53
    @BallerDan53 8 месяцев назад +10

    Saruman finally got his ducks in a row

  • @stingywingy2674
    @stingywingy2674 3 года назад +4636

    This is no rabble of mindless orcs, these are ducks. Their feathers are thick and their wings broad.

    • @timothyjn100
      @timothyjn100 3 года назад +26

      😂😂😂

    • @user-uviiiiii
      @user-uviiiiii 3 года назад +43

      The ducks shall...OVERPOWER DA BREAD STEALER!!
      BREAD FOR THE DUCK GOD!

    • @perotekku
      @perotekku 3 года назад +16

      Just change "orcs" to "birds" and it's flawless.
      EDIT: Also, "rabble" to "flock" lmao

    • @jackfarns6448
      @jackfarns6448 3 года назад +4

      Dis is copied

    • @samaeldeul572
      @samaeldeul572 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

  • @mattk38918
    @mattk38918 3 года назад +4796

    “We ain’t had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinkin’ days”

    • @randomdude5180
      @randomdude5180 3 года назад +74

      Best comment so far

    • @morgant.dulaman8733
      @morgant.dulaman8733 3 года назад +47

      I'd think Ducks would like the bread and the protein.

    • @abiqhurairah8121
      @abiqhurairah8121 3 года назад +45

      Look's like Canard à l'orange's back on the menu, boys!

    • @Egghead1199
      @Egghead1199 3 года назад +34

      “Why can’t we have sum meats”

    • @afarensis9720
      @afarensis9720 3 года назад +58

      *looks at cameraman* "What about them? They're fresh."

  • @AlexanderEVtrainer
    @AlexanderEVtrainer 4 года назад +17933

    "Do not be afraid stale bread man, you have fed us... you will be spared."

    • @jasonkizer3834
      @jasonkizer3834 4 года назад +219

      Oh no

    • @OliverSalva
      @OliverSalva 4 года назад +352

      I got that reference!

    • @pokeyerface
      @pokeyerface 4 года назад +19

      @@OliverSalva ?

    • @Hmmm-sv7lq
      @Hmmm-sv7lq 4 года назад +134

      @@pokeyerface it’s from a comic meme

    • @chairwood
      @chairwood 4 года назад +17

      u r brony + pokemon nerd

  • @Cloofinder
    @Cloofinder Год назад +13

    "Its an army bred for a single purpose....to destroy the world of Parks."

  • @joshuafogg6600
    @joshuafogg6600 4 года назад +24250

    The Age of Men is over. The time of the Duck has come.

  • @joshwilliams0391
    @joshwilliams0391 2 года назад +15039

    “Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the city is taken. Slay them all.”
    “What of the wizard?”
    “I will peck him.”

  • @jroberts2nd
    @jroberts2nd 4 года назад +3257

    Looks like the algorithm decided to bring a lot of us here to see the Urduck-Hai on the march.

  • @LEEboneisDaMan
    @LEEboneisDaMan Год назад +28

    “What can men do against such reckless hate?”
    -Théoden King of Rohan

    • @PortCharmers
      @PortCharmers Год назад +4

      prepare a huge vat of orange sauce?

    • @MargoB
      @MargoB Год назад +1

      😂, wheeze..."reckless hate"!

    • @TheTridentMarque
      @TheTridentMarque 29 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eccentrikhat3863
    @eccentrikhat3863 3 года назад +2793

    “Will you look into the camera?”
    “What will I see?”
    “Wings that were. Wings that are. And some wings that have not yet come to pass.”

    • @Klokinator
      @Klokinator 3 года назад +62

      *not yet come to flap

    • @enderreaper9240
      @enderreaper9240 3 года назад +14

      beautiful

    • @cheemcrayon8188
      @cheemcrayon8188 3 года назад +6

      The most original comment this should get more likes

    • @danielg.1698
      @danielg.1698 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/GdIvBraI8TY/видео.html

    • @gasperer
      @gasperer 3 года назад +4

      In place of a dark lord you will have a duck!

  • @markdony1770
    @markdony1770 3 года назад +3299

    “Send forth all legions. Do not stop the attack until the pond is taken. Slay them all”

    • @diegodavilafritsch4430
      @diegodavilafritsch4430 3 года назад +81

      What of the swan?

    • @whitewolf-xf9ui
      @whitewolf-xf9ui 3 года назад +53

      @@diegodavilafritsch4430 and what if they send for Canadian geese reinforcements?

    • @lordhall417
      @lordhall417 3 года назад +44

      @@diegodavilafritsch4430 I will feed him

    • @nukclear2741
      @nukclear2741 3 года назад +5

      @@spicywind8607 OMG!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 года назад +16

      @@diegodavilafritsch4430 "I will beak him!"

  • @AllGamingStarred
    @AllGamingStarred 3 года назад +1249

    "10,000?"
    "They will waddle here before nightfall"
    "Are the bread rations secured?"
    "my lord we need more time-"
    "There is no time, ducks are upon us"

    • @slytherinjess.247
      @slytherinjess.247 3 года назад +1

      Nice profile pic and comment!

    • @AllGamingStarred
      @AllGamingStarred 3 года назад +1

      @@slytherinjess.247 1k likes? 1k? This is the most i ever gotten. Holy shit i'm so happy

    • @slytherinjess.247
      @slytherinjess.247 3 года назад

      @@AllGamingStarred (^-^) Glad to hear that! I'm just still surprised that you're in the Voltron fandom...

    • @parlodadisthebestparent5992
      @parlodadisthebestparent5992 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/i0eDmLWpKu4/видео.html

    • @AllGamingStarred
      @AllGamingStarred Год назад

      Never saw voltron

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 Год назад +12

    “No duck can kill me!”
    Goose: “I am no duck!”

  • @hugostiglitz7373
    @hugostiglitz7373 3 года назад +3515

    'Where was Gondor when I was trying to eat my sandwich in peace?'

    • @Simon-ue4wf
      @Simon-ue4wf 3 года назад +18

      lmao

    • @LeithB
      @LeithB 3 года назад +85

      You could say... This army was bred for a *fowl* purpose...

    • @DreamingHearts
      @DreamingHearts 3 года назад +4

      @@LeithB hahahahahaha

    • @sadbusiness5810
      @sadbusiness5810 3 года назад +4

      @@LeithB Correct..

    • @Commissar_Eiven
      @Commissar_Eiven 3 года назад +3

      Running away as thousands attacked

  • @Massive_legend1
    @Massive_legend1 4 года назад +2681

    "We ain't had nothin but maggoty bread for three stinking days"

    • @EdgeVStriker
      @EdgeVStriker 3 года назад +86

      “Yeah! Why can’t we have some meat?”

    • @HclcCate
      @HclcCate 3 года назад +62

      @@EdgeVStriker What about them? They're fresh!

    • @Massive_legend1
      @Massive_legend1 3 года назад +60

      @@HclcCate they are not for eating!

    • @HclcCate
      @HclcCate 3 года назад +56

      @@Massive_legend1 what about their legs? they don't need those.

    • @aliramezani2333
      @aliramezani2333 3 года назад +48

      Oh, they look tasty!

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent 2 года назад +12056

    "I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep, I am afraid of an army of ducks led by a wizard".
    - Sir Quacksalot.

    • @benjy117
      @benjy117 Год назад +153

      "I likem round and thick and juicy." -Sirquacksalot. (I just can't help myself I'm acting like an animal)

    • @austinmc12
      @austinmc12 Год назад +21

      😭😭😭

    • @nikolozgilles
      @nikolozgilles Год назад +44

      I am not afraid of an army of wizards led by a duck, I am afraid of an army of ducks led by a wizard

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 Год назад

      @@benjy117 you are not only an animal but you are worse

    • @davrocket5304
      @davrocket5304 Год назад +2

      best cinematic of all time !!!!

  • @IsaiahandKristenLandon
    @IsaiahandKristenLandon Год назад +11

    Brings a new meaning to the phrase, “Duck Dynasty.” 🦆

  • @Luigiawesome13
    @Luigiawesome13 3 года назад +4967

    _"Do you know how the geese first came into being? They were birds once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. Now... perfected. My fighting ducks. Whom do you serve?"_
    *_Quack_*

    • @DannyPinnt
      @DannyPinnt 3 года назад +54

      Hahaha

    • @willsquah
      @willsquah 3 года назад +130

      taken by duck powers, surely…

    • @Luigiawesome13
      @Luigiawesome13 3 года назад +17

      @@willsquah Haha

    • @sanjitkadam8336
      @sanjitkadam8336 3 года назад +103

      DUCKS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION!!!!!
      QUAAAAAAAK

    • @donpiy0039
      @donpiy0039 3 года назад +55

      That quack part is so emotional

  • @knutini
    @knutini 4 года назад +1718

    They ain’t had nothin’ but stale bread for three stinkin’ days!

    • @rlchamp7019
      @rlchamp7019 4 года назад +27

      it's maggotty bread

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 4 года назад +40

      @@rlchamp7019 I think its adjusted for ducks. Since people always give them stale bread chunks

    • @rlchamp7019
      @rlchamp7019 4 года назад +2

      @@skyereave9454 I knew that

    • @rlchamp7019
      @rlchamp7019 4 года назад +3

      @@skyereave9454 just wanted to remind him the original line

    • @thekillers1stfan
      @thekillers1stfan 4 года назад +29

      @@rlchamp7019 liar

  • @fabiobelrause5071
    @fabiobelrause5071 3 года назад +2207

    The One Wing to rule them all.

    • @jesuguru2394
      @jesuguru2394 3 года назад +18

      Gondor will go "down"!

    • @ausburne5265
      @ausburne5265 3 года назад +20

      this sounds fairly political.

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 года назад +12

      @@ausburne5265
      Reality favors the conservative and time will bear us victory.

    • @Necromancyr
      @Necromancyr 3 года назад +2

      @@combativeThinker curb your optimism. #agenda2030

    • @himanshuyadav4188
      @himanshuyadav4188 3 года назад +1

      I was looking for "one ring" joke. I couldnt make one. This is not a great one. but it still stands

  • @korbell1089
    @korbell1089 Год назад +12

    "Looks like duck's back on the menu boys!"

  • @LK_09
    @LK_09 3 года назад +4854

    ‘This is no rabble of mindless Orcs. These are the Urduck-hai.’

  • @avantelvsitania3359
    @avantelvsitania3359 4 года назад +2786

    "Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengoose... *and Morduck??*

  • @Jekyll08
    @Jekyll08 4 года назад +2239

    Aragorn: “Legolas what do your elf eyes see?”
    Legolas: “The Ducklings turn Northeast. They’re taking the bread to Isengard!!!”

    • @Cydonius1
      @Cydonius1 4 года назад +58

      isengard gard gard gard gard

    • @edwardsmith9260
      @edwardsmith9260 4 года назад +33

      @@Cydonius1 what did you say?

    • @Cydonius1
      @Cydonius1 4 года назад +2

      @@edwardsmith9260 ruclips.net/video/z9Uz1icjwrM/видео.html

    • @edwardsmith9260
      @edwardsmith9260 4 года назад +5

      Cydonius1 Yh ik where’s it’s from ahahaha. I was just quoting a part of the song. The Gollum bit lol

    • @jorgerosendoapariciojimene93
      @jorgerosendoapariciojimene93 4 года назад +16

      @@edwardsmith9260 The Hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits, the hobbits to isengard

  • @Kaito-p8f
    @Kaito-p8f Год назад +11

    Is no one else gonna question why this duck army is marching down the road in the first place?

  • @andrewselbyphotography
    @andrewselbyphotography 3 года назад +1645

    "Quacks, quacks in the deep."
    "They are coming!"

    • @elusuariosecreto2458
      @elusuariosecreto2458 3 года назад +15

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 3 года назад +24

      "What is this new devilry?"
      "A Duck. A demon from the ancient world. This foe is beyond any of you. RUN!"

    • @SimplyAnExistence
      @SimplyAnExistence 3 года назад +2

      Just wait until you go to sea and find *the quacken*

  • @QuartzGolem
    @QuartzGolem 3 года назад +3355

    This is no rabble of mindless Storks, these are the Urduck-hai, their feathers thick and their wings broad.

    • @scockery
      @scockery 3 года назад +101

      They some bad mother flockers.

    • @bodybagism1
      @bodybagism1 3 года назад +19

      Nailed it! 👌

    • @KYLgonk
      @KYLgonk 3 года назад +28

      And they shit more than regular ducks.

    • @maxpulido4268
      @maxpulido4268 3 года назад +20

      Their waddles thick and their bills broad

    • @rpersen
      @rpersen 3 года назад +4

      You didn’t!! Best comment.

  • @bretstewart2006
    @bretstewart2006 3 года назад +3446

    "We haven't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinking days."

    • @RoyontheHill
      @RoyontheHill 3 года назад +63

      Ducks would love maggoty bread

    • @dendikke3
      @dendikke3 3 года назад +37

      @@RoyontheHill I think that's the joke.
      But I'm no joke expert so don't take my word for it

    • @gabrielhoy6790
      @gabrielhoy6790 3 года назад +4

      Why does this comment not have more thumbs-ups?

    • @zpan1741
      @zpan1741 3 года назад +18

      "why did you teleport bread!"

    • @OlivePapyrus
      @OlivePapyrus 3 года назад

      😭🤣 Who said that one?

  • @The_Lag_Monster
    @The_Lag_Monster Год назад +4

    "Saruman doesn't care for the woods anymore. There are always fires burning in the bakeries of Eisenguard these days."

  • @kaiserswaghelmii9361
    @kaiserswaghelmii9361 3 года назад +1404

    "One does not simply waddle into Mordor"

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 3 года назад +29

      Good thing ducks have wings

    • @mxnokuma4335
      @mxnokuma4335 3 года назад +6

      This was a good joke, take my like and stay a while

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 года назад +4

      Can we go duck footed?

    • @maddog8621
      @maddog8621 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nickrussell8279
      @nickrussell8279 3 года назад +1

      F*cking underrated 🤣🤣🤣

  • @outlander234
    @outlander234 3 года назад +5228

    This is basically what RUclips was made for.

    • @timothygremlin9737
      @timothygremlin9737 3 года назад +128

      This is what RUclips was meant to be for. But then the fire nation attacked.

    • @thelegendaryt-rex4763
      @thelegendaryt-rex4763 3 года назад +64

      @@timothygremlin9737 When the world needed Vines, they vanished

    • @milotura6828
      @milotura6828 3 года назад +9

      @@thelegendaryt-rex4763 cough, I am dying here

    • @skyguysreactions
      @skyguysreactions 3 года назад +15

      @@thelegendaryt-rex4763 So TikTok is basically the Korra equivalent?

    • @death3678
      @death3678 3 года назад +8

      @@skyguysreactions depends on how you view kora

  • @TheBsoyolerdene
    @TheBsoyolerdene 3 года назад +7866

    The white duck: There is no peace.
    The duck army: You're hired.

  • @joerafferty3248
    @joerafferty3248 9 месяцев назад +2

    Saruman: "do you know how the Orcs first came to being? They were ducks once, taken by the dark forces."

  • @Heavenly_Father
    @Heavenly_Father 4 года назад +3359

    "Sorry for coming late boss, the traffic was... well It's complicated"

  • @hunterofdarkness8329
    @hunterofdarkness8329 3 года назад +2366

    I like how there are a separate group of ducks in front like there purpose is to tank and defend those that are behind them

  • @mido3ontheway
    @mido3ontheway 4 года назад +2754

    -"Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?"
    Legolas: OuO

    • @stephenkenney8290
      @stephenkenney8290 4 года назад +99

      Legolas: The Ur-Ducks turn northeast! They're taking the Hobbits to Quackgard!

    • @mist5725
      @mist5725 4 года назад +33

      @@stephenkenney8290, I'm pretty sure my roommate now thinks I'm quackers because I couldn't stop laughing long enough to tell her what was going on. Thanks for that lovely mental picture by the way

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 4 года назад +5

      *:V x10000*

    • @ChaseMcCain81
      @ChaseMcCain81 4 года назад +7

      Legolas: Weeewoooweeeoooooo

    • @Whateverguy8114
      @Whateverguy8114 3 года назад +4

      It's a duckshoot!!

  • @RayPall
    @RayPall Год назад +4

    "Beaks shall be shaken, bread shall be splintered. A bird day, a white day, ere the duck rises!"

  • @HarryPotterFreak623
    @HarryPotterFreak623 3 года назад +3979

    "At dawn, look to the Yeast."

  • @tangkhul_Tekken
    @tangkhul_Tekken 3 года назад +2008

    "Bring the halflings to me. Alive and unspoiled."
    "Quack."

    • @ninja-wy6we
      @ninja-wy6we 3 года назад +10

      😂

    • @maddog8621
      @maddog8621 3 года назад +8

      Brilliant!!!

    • @masterxl97
      @masterxl97 3 года назад +8

      I imagined that response in a middle-aged white man’s voice just saying the word “Quack”, and now I’ve peed myself. So... thanks for that.

    • @Riise819
      @Riise819 3 года назад +1

      @@masterxl97 ew bro

    • @HassanAhmed-rf9xr
      @HassanAhmed-rf9xr 3 года назад +2

      @@masterxl97 keep that to urself child

  • @lilbrit1019
    @lilbrit1019 3 года назад +1809

    I like the fact this army even has a vanguard force up ahead.

    • @lilbrit1019
      @lilbrit1019 3 года назад +24

      @Valentine rainstorm I wouldn't want to mess with the vanguard

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +38

      @@lilbrit1019 looks like this army of ducks have a good strategy

    • @aruspice1174
      @aruspice1174 3 года назад +2

      xD

    • @4ataraxia
      @4ataraxia 3 года назад +2

      @JZ's Best Friend I believe it to be a smart idea to send out scouts in preparation for a large scale battle, no?

    • @4ataraxia
      @4ataraxia 3 года назад +2

      @JZ's Best Friend I would argue that the vanguard is meant to scout out the enemy and establishing the ground work for the future base of operations. Unless I'm wrong...

  • @robwebnoid5763
    @robwebnoid5763 Год назад +48

    In the movie, when Saruman & Grima were looking down at the troops, they were actually seeing ducks, because both of them were not several stories high above the ground in the Orthanc tower, they were only looking down from the front porch at ground level. It's good use of camera angles by the movie director. And the ducks made great extras as they held rectangular military marching formations.

    • @subsume7904
      @subsume7904 Год назад +6

      Wow there's so much to these movies! What a masterpiece I almost can't believe it!

  • @MagnustheValiant
    @MagnustheValiant Год назад +4535

    No matter what waddles through that gate, you will stand your ground.

  • @paulkouri7786
    @paulkouri7786 4 года назад +3458

    Mom: Don't feed the ducks, they'll keep coming back.
    Me: That's ridiculous, they wont come ba.....

  • @im_that_randomguy
    @im_that_randomguy 3 года назад +9227

    I love how there's a single white duck that managed to infiltrate the flock

    • @malarchinomicon1285
      @malarchinomicon1285 3 года назад +848

      Duckuman 🦆 the White

    • @anandbhadke1749
      @anandbhadke1749 3 года назад +628

      A glitch in the matrix

    • @4040tee
      @4040tee 3 года назад +98

      @@malarchinomicon1285 underrrated

    • @peterjoseph6820
      @peterjoseph6820 3 года назад +274

      That's captain America marching with the Duckanda-Army

    • @Sticknub
      @Sticknub 3 года назад +96

      theres a sussy baka among us

  • @anthonytraficante9655
    @anthonytraficante9655 9 месяцев назад +10

    The fact that they left the horn and drums in makes it more hilarious 😂😂

  • @LK-mw7pp
    @LK-mw7pp 3 года назад +1079

    "A new flock is rising. Its victory is at hand."

  • @MasterCrander
    @MasterCrander 3 года назад +4901

    "The beak-ons are lit! Goosedor calls for aide!"
    "And Crowhan will answer."

  • @hansgruber3045
    @hansgruber3045 3 года назад +3138

    The lead ducks must feel like absolute bosses.

  • @AdrianFahrenheitTepes
    @AdrianFahrenheitTepes Месяц назад +1

    Watching Saruman stop wormtongue from destroying his tower with the candle and the gunpowder…

  • @captainsprinkles6557
    @captainsprinkles6557 2 года назад +3562

    *"FLY YOU FOOLS!"*
    -Gandalf the Goose

    • @O.O190
      @O.O190 2 года назад +20

      lol

    • @ericjohnson7234
      @ericjohnson7234 2 года назад +19

      how many times can i click the like button. yet to click it again i have to remove the previous one. Sad

    • @DarthMasiah
      @DarthMasiah 2 года назад +2

      😄

    • @daveboonen5041
      @daveboonen5041 2 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @Saiphedias0815
      @Saiphedias0815 2 года назад +3

      @@ericjohnson7234 Same idea here ^^ Maybe multiple accounts ??

  • @MrGiselbart
    @MrGiselbart 3 года назад +1419

    "Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?"
    *Saruman summons goose*

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 года назад +23

      *geese

    • @punbug4721
      @punbug4721 3 года назад +43

      Ducks --> Orcs
      Geese --> Uruk Hai
      ...
      Headcanon accepted.

    • @kosherkitties5897
      @kosherkitties5897 3 года назад +2

      SUMMON BIGGER GOOSE!

    • @MrGiselbart
      @MrGiselbart 3 года назад +4

      @@jp3813 Thank you, but it was intentional, he was only summoning one goose, not multiple geese!

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 3 года назад +2

      @The Adventures of Rocket-Tri Ducks: BARK
      geese: BITE
      Swan: STOMP
      Chickens: ROAR!!!!!!

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 3 года назад +1689

    "Looks like bread's back on the menu, boys!"

    • @antispoiler1952
      @antispoiler1952 3 года назад +6

      Hilarious

    • @OmnipotentFeline
      @OmnipotentFeline 3 года назад +10

      Oh dear. You're everywhere. Maybe someday, our next meet would be in person 🤷

    • @komickid833
      @komickid833 3 года назад +5

      @@OmnipotentFeline probably not

    • @Thesaurus_Rex
      @Thesaurus_Rex 3 года назад +11

      "We ain't had anything but maggoty bread for three stinking days! ...Just how I like it."

    • @lb8739
      @lb8739 3 года назад +1

      So good

  • @dpeasehead
    @dpeasehead Год назад +1

    I'm so glad that I am not the only one who has spent years wringing every ounce of humor from misplaced and distorted versions of the classic lines from "The Lord of the Rings."

  • @andystrachan598
    @andystrachan598 3 года назад +2407

    "This night, the land will be stained with the bread of Rohan. Waddle to Helm's Deep. TO WAR!!!"

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 3 года назад +24

      Another excellent comment

    • @thorbeorn4295
      @thorbeorn4295 3 года назад +28

      EAT ALL ALIVE!!!!!

    • @skyguysreactions
      @skyguysreactions 3 года назад +25

      “There will be no dawn... for Bread.”

    • @ajayiimmanuel6918
      @ajayiimmanuel6918 3 года назад +8

      WADDLE TO BATTLE!!😡

    • @codegoodwin22
      @codegoodwin22 3 года назад +6

      So the orcs are ducks and men are breads?
      I imagine the ram used in minas tirith is just a giant head of a duck eating the bread gate of gondor

  • @WorkerAnt_101
    @WorkerAnt_101 3 года назад +4634

    "Give me a thousand ducks and I shall conquer the world"
    -Sun Tzu in the art of war

    • @giovannigiorgio5241
      @giovannigiorgio5241 3 года назад +11

      ruclips.net/video/NYbcBW0WWpY/видео.html
      Full video of these ducks moving

    • @spikespa5208
      @spikespa5208 2 года назад +45

      But I asked the genie for a million bucks.

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 года назад +75

      Better an army of Ducks led by an Eagle, than an army of eagles led by a duck.
      -Alexander the Great

    • @frozenflava
      @frozenflava 2 года назад +6

      TENS of thousands

    • @brocaraton
      @brocaraton 2 года назад +5

      @@spikespa5208 sorry about that, here’s a 10-inch pianist.

  • @kitsunomask1384
    @kitsunomask1384 3 года назад +2698

    When they don’t have bread to hand out
    Ducks: so you’ve chosen death

    • @Futu06
      @Futu06 3 года назад +32

      Well, tbf you should never give birds, least of all aquatic birds, bread anyway. They can't digest it and the intestinal blockage will kill them. So, it's more about whether you choose your own or the bird's death.

    • @IdkWhateverPs
      @IdkWhateverPs 3 года назад +12

      @@Futu06 Thanks I found this out not too long ago and I'm shocked that barely anyone knows this

    • @thatonerandomguy1844
      @thatonerandomguy1844 3 года назад +18

      @@Futu06 wait, we can take out the army by giving them bread. It distracts them and also kills them, its a great plan!!

    • @ajcyrilldy
      @ajcyrilldy 3 года назад +3

      @@Futu06 wow. You really do learn something every day.

    • @whenraindropsfall
      @whenraindropsfall 3 года назад +6

      it’s an army _bread_ for a single purpose

  • @thinkeightsix
    @thinkeightsix 2 месяца назад +2

    This force may look like a bunch of ducks, but it's so large, it makes other forces look like a bunch of chickens.

  • @Question-Log
    @Question-Log 3 года назад +897

    “The age of Duck has begun.”- Sauron the Quack

  • @MusingSprite3045
    @MusingSprite3045 4 года назад +1120

    "Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?"

    • @V2011F
      @V2011F 4 года назад +31

      Flour bombs being planted at the park gutter.

    • @joeyrozic1100
      @joeyrozic1100 4 года назад +43

      one massive duck at the back with a firecracker

    • @danielhajek8047
      @danielhajek8047 4 года назад +11

      *Duckuman

    • @ricaroanimar6695
      @ricaroanimar6695 4 года назад +7

      Kamikaze duck Drops itsels and 3month old bread on the Wall breaching it

    • @ceyhansezer4482
      @ceyhansezer4482 4 года назад +8

      *Starts Flying*

  • @LivingCarrat
    @LivingCarrat 2 года назад +2850

    “Ten thousand ducks now stand between Frodo and Mt. Doom”
    -Gandalf

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 Год назад +6

      Lol

    • @skycommander2153
      @skycommander2153 Год назад +89

      Legolas: "Could be worse..."
      Gimli: "How?"
      Legolas: "Could be Geese"

    • @sroy7982
      @sroy7982 Год назад +19

      ​@@skycommander2153 *Kill..kcuall kuack...kuack!!*
      - Sauron the lord of the geese coop

    • @skycommander2153
      @skycommander2153 Год назад +68

      @@sroy7982
      Gandalf: "FOOL OF A TOOK WHAT DID YOU SEE?!"
      Pippin: "I saw geese...."
      Gandalf: "WHAT KIND?! TELL ME!!!"
      Pippin: "...Canadian"
      Gandalf: "Frodo...I've sent him to his death."

    • @mariajukejax9649
      @mariajukejax9649 Год назад +10

      ​@@skycommander2153 you have no idea how much I'm laughing at your comment. Genius.

  • @NiallSomers-iq2ot
    @NiallSomers-iq2ot Год назад +2

    “But my lord, there is no such force!” “Don’t be silly, there’s one on my front lawn,”