What if Vernon Dursley was the main character in Harry Potter

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @destructor3152
    @destructor3152 2 месяца назад +3547

    When you're over 30 and finally get your Hogwarts letter.

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 Месяц назад +155

      Vernons like 50+

    • @AaronMeade-gj9pl
      @AaronMeade-gj9pl Месяц назад +85

      He's a mature student 😂😂

    • @nilstoll1457
      @nilstoll1457 Месяц назад +43

      Bürokratie at its best, could be in Germany

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 Месяц назад +18

      *confused but pleased skeleton noises*
      Better late than never, eh?

    • @MiraakUnofficial
      @MiraakUnofficial Месяц назад +24

      As a german i can totally relate to that. I'm 25 and last month finally got my birth certificate.

  • @ottomanwilde4836
    @ottomanwilde4836 2 месяца назад +3776

    I love how Vernon's wand is a fucking spoon.

    • @HeroismShowcaser
      @HeroismShowcaser 2 месяца назад +60

      i didnt even realise it untill i read your comment made me crack up haha

    • @thatguy8711
      @thatguy8711 2 месяца назад +240

      The spoon is just a distraction. The real magic is in his shotgun.

    • @maksymilianziele28
      @maksymilianziele28 Месяц назад +41

      @@thatguy8711 Like in How Should It Ended
      SPOILER!
      Snape's death was just an distraction, his true magic was in his gun he used to shoot Voldemort in the head when no one expected it.

    • @KlingelTimi.
      @KlingelTimi. Месяц назад +20

      It's an ICE CREAM spoon!

    • @Specuh
      @Specuh Месяц назад +15

      Like Alakazam from Pokémon.

  • @atasmrk2012
    @atasmrk2012 2 месяца назад +3060

    *Harry finds out about Voldemort’s Horcruxes*
    *Harry, appaled*: “He made HOW many of them??”
    Vernon: “36, I counted them myself!”

    • @vaddix9980
      @vaddix9980 2 месяца назад +146

      You just made it even better.

    • @dominicchallis2928
      @dominicchallis2928 2 месяца назад +327

      36?! But last year it was 37!

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari 2 месяца назад +187

      Well y-yes, but some of them are much bigger than last year and-.

    • @roccoeinser
      @roccoeinser 2 месяца назад +29

      Laughed my bloody ass off 😅😂

    • @SirQuantization
      @SirQuantization 2 месяца назад +11

      Who is this Appaled character? Is this from a fan-fic or what?

  • @mostawesomeflyer6164
    @mostawesomeflyer6164 2 месяца назад +2672

    Imagine how pissed Petunia would be when she finds out her husband is just like her sister, and then he just leaves her off to go the Hogwarts.

    • @MajinObama
      @MajinObama Месяц назад +60

      Perfect 🛐

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Месяц назад +8

      i am not a husband

    • @my_dude_5742
      @my_dude_5742 Месяц назад +12

      Shed be so butthurt lmaoooo bro

    • @BlaueFeder
      @BlaueFeder Месяц назад +80

      imagine Harry actually exists, but he is just a normal boy whose parents were killed in a car accident. Now she has to take care of 2 kids while Vernon goes off to Hogwarts...

    • @AdmiralDes
      @AdmiralDes Месяц назад

      She will explode prbb
      Or kill herself? 🤔

  • @scottdavidson5610
    @scottdavidson5610 2 месяца назад +1640

    The only person to actually think to bring a gun to voldemort's head

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 2 месяца назад +112

      I always think about how Voldemort would have been fine if he didn't think he needed magic to kill an infant...
      And even after losing his body for doing it he still used magic to try to kill him the second time, as if Harry was protected from a non-magic weapon.
      Voldemort lost because he was incredibly stupid...

    • @Tasorius
      @Tasorius 2 месяца назад

      Harry might be even more stupid, because he decided never to kill the Death Eaters he faced, and later they came back and killed people, as he should have known they would. Many deaths could have been avoided if he understood that in a war you need to kill your enemies. Especially in a rare war where the side you are fighting against is very clearly evil.

    • @jcrafterz
      @jcrafterz 2 месяца назад +33

      ​@@Tasorius "Let gravity decide this"

    • @timburlingame5893
      @timburlingame5893 2 месяца назад +1

      Cracked did a series once

    • @Maksymilianciukszo
      @Maksymilianciukszo 2 месяца назад +2

      It’s not America m8😂

  • @fjLKA
    @fjLKA 2 месяца назад +1369

    "DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!"
    "Yeah. I'm in my mid-fifties"

  • @Ratface0007
    @Ratface0007 Месяц назад +927

    I like the idea of a belligerent middle aged man as the protagonist in a silly fantasy setting like this

    • @Frenchielearner
      @Frenchielearner Месяц назад +16

      Then go watch fantastic beasts and where to find them. They've done it already.

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 Месяц назад +71

      ​​@@FrenchielearnerNewt isn't middle aged and Jacob is a sweetheart, not belligerent.

    • @DragonJohn
      @DragonJohn Месяц назад +5

      "Mom and Dad Save the World" its more SciFi than fantasy but its silly

    • @titanmonarch
      @titanmonarch Месяц назад +23

      A successful idea ever since The Hobbit!

    • @sunrisesparkle6363
      @sunrisesparkle6363 Месяц назад +1

      Akuyaku Reijō Tensei Oji-san

  • @sirpixel7945
    @sirpixel7945 2 месяца назад +1855

    The fact that the title has "And The Fine Sunday" implies that all this happened in a single day

    • @sjemccabe
      @sjemccabe 2 месяца назад +40

      In dream version, of course 😅

    • @jesseburgener442
      @jesseburgener442 2 месяца назад +166

      That's because that's how long Voldemort would have lasted going up against Vernon

    • @Donald43
      @Donald43 2 месяца назад +37

      In my opinion, the best day of the week. Why is that Dudley?

    • @patrickjinks
      @patrickjinks Месяц назад +9

      I always thought the line was 'Finally, Sunday'

    • @JDgiggles
      @JDgiggles Месяц назад +13

      Of course! He's a busy man, those magic people should know that

  • @lukek8522
    @lukek8522 7 месяцев назад +2891

    Vernon berating Voldemort had me in tears 😂

    • @carlireland5049
      @carlireland5049 7 месяцев назад +84

      1:52 I like to believe this part is Vernon reacting to Harry still being alive and Neville killing Nagini.

    • @maksymilianziele28
      @maksymilianziele28 2 месяца назад +22

      Everyone makes a look:
      "Crazier or braver than any wizard present."

    • @myowncomputerstuff
      @myowncomputerstuff 2 месяца назад +41

      The way he was coming at him with a spoon at the end.

    • @maksymilianziele28
      @maksymilianziele28 2 месяца назад +14

      @@myowncomputerstuff Voldemort: "No way he is that brave to challenge me of all people. That muggle garbage must have some secret magical power inside it. I MUST HAVE IT!!!"

    • @Sean-d4p
      @Sean-d4p 2 месяца назад +14

      Justice!! 😂

  • @wishingwell12345
    @wishingwell12345 2 месяца назад +1060

    After all Harry's desperate attempts to get hold of the letters from Hogwarts, it turned out they were addressed to Uncle Vernon all along.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 Месяц назад +13

      Hyper - Based.

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 Месяц назад +25

      I think Petunia would be furious, she was so jealous of her sister because Lilly was magical and she wasn't and now, her husband, the most non-magical person she thought she knew is a straight up wizard! She'd probably think the universe has it out for her.

    • @MetalDude-s1c
      @MetalDude-s1c Месяц назад +8

      Uncle Vernon makes an Azkaban of his own in the Dursley basement and Harry’s still shackled up at 25

  • @FlippyEveryDay
    @FlippyEveryDay 2 месяца назад +1738

    Sees dementor
    Vernon: Shooo

  • @Adam-nw8or
    @Adam-nw8or 2 месяца назад +789

    Walking past the nimbus with no interest 😂

    • @grandicellichannel
      @grandicellichannel 2 месяца назад +40

      Walks by casually with the confidence of a man that is so OP and knows it... 😏

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Месяц назад +7

      i am faster without IT anyway

    • @MtnMania
      @MtnMania Месяц назад

      @@AxxLAfriku Shut it troll

  • @Aerox90
    @Aerox90 2 месяца назад +991

    "He called me a mudblood."
    - "HAH! 😆"

    • @GalakStari
      @GalakStari 2 месяца назад +51

      Hagrid: 😲

    • @TrustworthyPrimordialSerpent
      @TrustworthyPrimordialSerpent 2 месяца назад +2

      @@GalakStari Mad Hagrid: HAHAHAHAHA 🤣

    • @fordprefect5967
      @fordprefect5967 2 месяца назад +26

      Harry's internal monolog in the books:

    • @sirpixel7945
      @sirpixel7945 2 месяца назад +4

      Is it just me that's hearing things or was that the frog jumping and laughing meme sfx?

    • @leonore2573
      @leonore2573 Месяц назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @whade62000
    @whade62000 2 месяца назад +489

    Vernon Dursley and the Order of a Second Cup of Coffee

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku Месяц назад +3

      i dont eat coffee

    • @Tvaikah
      @Tvaikah Месяц назад

      Tea, you swine.

    • @wyslanniknewworldorder9525
      @wyslanniknewworldorder9525 22 дня назад +15

      Vernon Dursley and The Kidney Stone
      Vernon Dursley and The Chamber of Toilets
      Vernon Dursley and The Office's Prisoner
      Vernon Dursley and The Order of Coffee
      Vernon Dursley and The Half-Filled Coffee
      Vernon Dursley and The Deathly Sleepers Pt. 1
      Vernon Dursley and The Deathly Sleepers Pt. 2
      Vernon Dursley and The Cursed Kindergarten

  • @hariseldon02
    @hariseldon02 2 месяца назад +1801

    Now Ron has to share the dormitory with _two_ grown men...

  • @Asz-gn6po
    @Asz-gn6po 2 месяца назад +297

    When you complete the game so Vernon becomes a playable character lol

  • @RavenStarMedia
    @RavenStarMedia 2 месяца назад +1228

    Honestly, the concept of someone who hates magic ending up growing into saving and protecting that world from its greatest threat is a very heartwarming concept, actually. I'd read/watch a whole AU like this.

    • @bombombalu
      @bombombalu 2 месяца назад +39

      Mash Burndead MASHLE is kinda like this.

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 2 месяца назад +26

      Makes for an interesting character arc.

    • @marybrown2723
      @marybrown2723 2 месяца назад +99

      Oops your Hogwarts letter has apparently been lost for several decades… owl post office… didn’t have a good system back then… well… it was our first A-B testing, trial and error, ufff.. apologies. Anyway, Mr. Vernon, would you kindly proceed with your Hogwarts studies. No, I’m afraid it’s obligatory, the Ministry of Magic… Yes, there’s a Ministry for this, the Minister himself supervised all the paperwork for such an… extraordinary case, yes, that’s why I urge you to accept this offer.. in a civilised manner… or I will find myself obliged to solicit the utilisation of, well, one of the forbidd… you don’t want to know about it’s consequences. And trust my word, the ministry IS quite determined to take any action necessary to protect its integrity. Yes, Im afraid you don’t have a choice. Welcome to Hogwarts, my friend.

    • @williamhanekom9882
      @williamhanekom9882 2 месяца назад +90

      Heck, the idea that he was a wizard but never discovered it until his late adult years is fascinating alone. I would watch the heck out of Vernon reluctantly be given a tour of the wizarding world. XD

    • @drillerdev4624
      @drillerdev4624 2 месяца назад +10

      ​@@bombombalu you mean biceps magic ain't magic?

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 2 месяца назад +421

    “I’ll not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach me magic tricks!”

    • @CapralHarrison
      @CapralHarrison 2 месяца назад +22

      But if he do it for free then okay i guess

    • @seanj6310
      @seanj6310 2 месяца назад +14

      NEVER insult Albus Dumbledore in front 'o ME... 😡😡

    • @Didntask14
      @Didntask14 Месяц назад +6

      DURSLEY!

    • @AaronMeade-gj9pl
      @AaronMeade-gj9pl Месяц назад +2

      It's okay Vernon you get a student discount 😂😂😂

  • @alexanderfrederick-preece9770
    @alexanderfrederick-preece9770 2 месяца назад +187

    Vernon being a seeker and yelling “COME ERE!” was an excellent touch.

    • @Woodenfan
      @Woodenfan 22 дня назад +2

      I bet Vernon would have made for a great keeper or beater tbh

  • @carlireland5049
    @carlireland5049 7 месяцев назад +584

    0:53 I love that the implication that Harry is still a character but Vernon is the protagonist. Although it also made Vernon scolding Voldemort strangely heartwarming.

    • @Maxwell4Smash
      @Maxwell4Smash 2 месяца назад +87

      Harry is the Neville of the Vernon story

    • @fngrlss7923
      @fngrlss7923 2 месяца назад +44

      I'd love to see both Harry and Vernon receive their letters from Hogwarts at the same day 😂

    • @Maxwell4Smash
      @Maxwell4Smash 2 месяца назад +65

      @@fngrlss7923 Imagine Vernon keeps destroying and escaping his own letters until they finally just kidnap him and drag him to hogwarts

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 Месяц назад +8

      Vernon is like: "You don't get to hurt Harry, that's MY job you hear?!"

    • @vinniethegooch7830
      @vinniethegooch7830 10 дней назад

      Rofl

  • @CountCallous
    @CountCallous 2 месяца назад +327

    The Basilisk chasing Vernon is unreasonably funny.

    • @ThomasMurphyCosplay
      @ThomasMurphyCosplay Месяц назад +3

      I agree

    • @MetalDude-s1c
      @MetalDude-s1c Месяц назад +6

      This whole trailer entered me more than any recent movie in the last three years

    • @balsasjekloca9308
      @balsasjekloca9308 Месяц назад

      ​@@MetalDude-s1c😨 I mean, as long as it had your consent, I guess that's fine...

    • @domvillarreal01
      @domvillarreal01 Месяц назад +1

      agreed

    • @Cobra_125
      @Cobra_125 12 дней назад +2

      ​@@MetalDude-s1c Did you consent to it entering you?

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 2 месяца назад +420

    RIP Richard Griffiths, you were cheated out of this opportunity. 🙏🏻

  • @siovxsies
    @siovxsies Месяц назад +148

    0:11 The implication that he makes friends with Ron just like Harry did is so hilarious to me, imagine him bringing this middle-aged bloke home over the summer 😭

    • @realemmcee
      @realemmcee Месяц назад +17

      i wonder what colour sweater he got from molly

    • @Panseidon
      @Panseidon 11 дней назад +5

      at least Vernon would have been properly angry at Peter Pettigrew for sleeping with a child for years like a creep

    • @TherealDanielleNelson
      @TherealDanielleNelson 11 дней назад +2

      @@realemmcee puce or purple.

  • @GregorSamsaStark
    @GregorSamsaStark 2 месяца назад +93

    Rita Skeeter rizzing up Vernon Dursley was NOT what I expected 😭

  • @Leprechaunproduction
    @Leprechaunproduction Месяц назад +70

    I love the idea of a magical world where the protagonist isn't a pre-teen chosen by fate to save the world, but an out-of-shape middle-aged man who couldn't care less about magic and is the only person who thinks to shoot the main villain with a gun.

  • @StupidMarioBros1Fan
    @StupidMarioBros1Fan 2 месяца назад +272

    I love the implication that the school (or maybe just Dumbledore) didn't care that Vernon was as old as the teachers, he's being thrown in with the first years. No private tutoring or special seating, dude is learning magic with the kids. Also Harry showing up at one point implies he's still there so Vernon has to go to class with him. lol

    • @bcrunch4232
      @bcrunch4232 2 месяца назад +27

      Yeah, who knows maybe Vernon and Harry will bond and make amends with each other,

    • @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323
      @amelioravictoriadionyssia3323 2 месяца назад +18

      It's because they're doing diversity inclusions and allowing muggles in as an experiment to see if muggles can learn magic and build a magical core

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@amelioravictoriadionyssia3323I bet 50 galleons that this was Arthur Weasley's idea.

  • @Shesbald
    @Shesbald 2 месяца назад +142

    "anything from the trolley dears?"
    "no sir!"
    the look ron gave vernon got me on the floor help-

  • @bjthedjdutchdude1992
    @bjthedjdutchdude1992 2 месяца назад +471

    Vernon Dursley and the order of the phoenix. Imagine him with umbridge

    • @BC_KOTLC_HP_PJO_GWRL
      @BC_KOTLC_HP_PJO_GWRL 2 месяца назад +59

      A love story for the centuries!

    • @spyrosbreath95
      @spyrosbreath95 2 месяца назад +93

      As Umbridge is carried off by the centaurs i can imagine Vernon saying "you're never going back to that school" 😅

    • @scottdavidson5610
      @scottdavidson5610 2 месяца назад +36

      Vernon and Filch will be fighting each other for her love

    • @BLVCKSCORP
      @BLVCKSCORP 2 месяца назад +2

      Wth are these links on every other word

    • @Priestesskikyou
      @Priestesskikyou 2 месяца назад +7

      Her, write i shall not tell lies
      His hand, I'ma tell the whole world bout magic because, i shall not tell lies

  • @HappyGold-95
    @HappyGold-95 2 месяца назад +90

    Him saying "shoo!" to the Dementor! 😂🤣

  • @johnl8634
    @johnl8634 2 месяца назад +108

    When Uncle Vernon walked past the Nimbus 2000. 😂
    Idk why, but the thought of Uncle Vernon walking down Diagon Alley like he is just on a normal Sunday stroll is hilarious to me.

    • @my_dude_5742
      @my_dude_5742 Месяц назад +8

      I like to think he just strolled in and bought it like an adult instead of pining over it in the window, like Harry did (keep in mind that scene originally took place before Harry had his money). Vernon is even in the next scene as seeker, so it makes sense he would just get the best broom. He made the best drills before, and would recognize a good product

    • @sazechs_451
      @sazechs_451 Месяц назад +5

      Not just a normal sunday...
      A FINE SUNDAY

  • @TheToysThatWrestle
    @TheToysThatWrestle 2 месяца назад +91

    Him screaming and running from the basilisk had me in tears. 😂😂😂

  • @baxstermarconi3897
    @baxstermarconi3897 7 месяцев назад +233

    The story we didn't want but the story that we needed

  • @matthewlaurence3121
    @matthewlaurence3121 2 месяца назад +112

    This works way too well!
    He displays a high range of emotions and expressiveness.
    Richard Griffiths (sadly missed) was one of those very English character actors that fitted into whimsical, historical & wholesome shows.
    Imagine, the most muggle of muggles unwillingly became Hogwarts oldest 1st year admission, and ends up saving the day haphazardly by thinking outside the “wizarding” box.
    A fish out of water story.

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 Месяц назад +5

      Unlike Harry, who embraces it all, he vehemently rejects magic. I could imagine Snape saying something along the lines of: "GET A GRIP DURSELY! You are rejecting magic all the while waving a stick and transforming animals into cups!"

  • @insertnameee
    @insertnameee 2 месяца назад +137

    Are we not gonna talk about how well done this is?!

    • @suebursztynski2530
      @suebursztynski2530 2 месяца назад +20

      We are! It’s very clever. A pity the actor is gone, he would have enjoyed this.

    • @MilouAT
      @MilouAT 2 месяца назад +7

      @@suebursztynski2530Definitely he would!!

  • @PigmanPV5
    @PigmanPV5 2 месяца назад +155

    I would pay hard earned money to see this become an actual thing

  • @PapaLuge
    @PapaLuge 2 месяца назад +236

    There's something so inherently funny about this grown ass man attending Hogwarts as a student 😂

    • @bigpunchline
      @bigpunchline 2 месяца назад +11

      I really would watch that reboot 😂

  • @MrBrewskiDrewski
    @MrBrewskiDrewski 2 месяца назад +75

    I almost feel robbed that this never came to fruition.

  • @SomeRandomGuy-zw7sf
    @SomeRandomGuy-zw7sf 2 месяца назад +70

    the character development for him would either be absolutely immaculate or futile. no in between, just, those 2

  • @REAPERthePRUSKIE
    @REAPERthePRUSKIE 2 месяца назад +126

    1:56 .... *JUSTICE*

  • @ashleyeditsandarts
    @ashleyeditsandarts 2 месяца назад +237

    The name got me dieing 😂😂
    "Vernon Dursely and the fine sunday"

    • @Fandomlover1987
      @Fandomlover1987 2 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @frostypizzaman1793
      @frostypizzaman1793 Месяц назад +6

      "In my opinion, best day of the week. WHY is that, Dudley?""Because there's no dementors on Sundays." "Right you are, Harry. No dementors on Sundays. HA!".

    • @bjthedjdutchdude1992
      @bjthedjdutchdude1992 Месяц назад +5

      Sequel: Vernon Dursley and the japanese golf joke.

    • @frostypizzaman1793
      @frostypizzaman1793 Месяц назад +2

      Prequel to that: Vernon Dursley and the Fine Day Sunday.
      Third one: Vernon and the 9th Hole.
      Fourth: Vernon Dursley and the Cat.

    • @bjthedjdutchdude1992
      @bjthedjdutchdude1992 Месяц назад +1

      @@frostypizzaman1793 too short.
      Vernon Dursley and the half blood howlers.

  • @Jay-bq1dq
    @Jay-bq1dq 2 месяца назад +78

    *Perfection. Someone, please, make it into a fanfiction. I need it so bad.*

    • @bluesailormercury
      @bluesailormercury Месяц назад +4

      Our friend ChatGPT can help with that

    • @Jay-bq1dq
      @Jay-bq1dq Месяц назад +2

      @@bluesailormercury YES.

    • @DerLucht
      @DerLucht Месяц назад +5

      But if anyone DOES write a fanfiction, please give me a kick❤️‍🔥

  • @hallo4411
    @hallo4411 2 месяца назад +83

    the moment when Vernon shot voldemort with a gun😂

    • @AndreTheCrab
      @AndreTheCrab Месяц назад +9

      He's smarter than every wizard ever.

    • @dammitmatt6426
      @dammitmatt6426 Месяц назад +4

      This world was definitely set after ww2 so they have decent rifles. it always bothered me that no-one bothered to use one.
      The final battle with voldemort would have been over so quick if they just stuck a sniper in one of the hogwarts towers lol

    • @Ajoura
      @Ajoura 12 часов назад

      The funniest part is that is actually plausible.
      Rowling herself said that Voldemort could easily be killed with a gun, it's just no one came up with that.

  • @3333EEEErawr
    @3333EEEErawr Месяц назад +30

    *dementor exists*
    Harry: expecto patronum ❌
    Vernon: shoo ✅

  • @Mysticinvestigations
    @Mysticinvestigations 2 месяца назад +95

    He's the only wizard that was able to make his favorite spoon into a wand. This allows him to continuously eat 24-7 while being ready for magic action.

    • @SomeRandomGuy-zw7sf
      @SomeRandomGuy-zw7sf 2 месяца назад +14

      reminds me of hagrid and his pink umbrella

    • @RedHeart-gt9xr
      @RedHeart-gt9xr 2 месяца назад +12

      And the funny thing is, that’s actually accurate since it’s said in the series that wizards can channel magic through almost anything if they try hard enough XD

    • @d0r4t1n
      @d0r4t1n 2 месяца назад +12

      @@RedHeart-gt9xr Wait a minute. So actually Vernon would be an outstanding magician? I'm crying tears of joy. XD

  • @itinerantscientist8502
    @itinerantscientist8502 Месяц назад +23

    2:01 Vernon definitely made Voldemort to rethink his integrity after shooting 12 gauge shotgun shell in him.
    JUSTICE!

  • @joseph-fernando-piano
    @joseph-fernando-piano 2 месяца назад +60

    If Richard Griffiths hadn't already been cast as Vernon, he would have unironically made the perfect Slughorn...

  • @davidganderson870
    @davidganderson870 25 дней назад +6

    Vernon saying "shoo" at a dementor just made my day. No scratch that, all of 2025. It doesn't matter how the rest of the year goes, I've already won with this hilarious video!

  • @niklasuthmann6399
    @niklasuthmann6399 Месяц назад +8

    Vernon berating Voldemort and fighting him with his broken gun is the best thing ive seen in weeks😂

  • @haleyc.3530
    @haleyc.3530 2 месяца назад +30

    Harry Potter in 40 years when they start running out of ideas for reboots and realizing that editing old footage is cheaper than filming new scenes

  • @PrincessMelonRattheThird
    @PrincessMelonRattheThird 2 месяца назад +981

    Him shooting Voldemort is the most comedic thing I have ever seen help- 😂😂 edit: oh ma gah this is the most amount of like I have ever had on a comment- thank youuuuu 😊😊

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 2 месяца назад +40

      In all fairness, a gun would work too. Hogwarts’ aura affects electronics, but not the mechanisms of a double barrel shotgun.

    • @PrincessMelonRattheThird
      @PrincessMelonRattheThird 2 месяца назад +6

      @ LOLLL YOURE RIGHTTTT 😭😭😂😂

    • @abcdefghij337
      @abcdefghij337 2 месяца назад +20

      “Parry this, you crackpot old fool.”

    • @PrincessMelonRattheThird
      @PrincessMelonRattheThird 2 месяца назад +1

      @@abcdefghij337 😭😭😂😂

    • @bcrunch4232
      @bcrunch4232 2 месяца назад +5

      @@hiddendesire3076 Voldemort will never live it down if Vernon killed him,

  • @reversalmushroom
    @reversalmushroom 2 месяца назад +20

    Vernon fucking shooting Voldemort was hilarious.

  • @katyarredondo-angeles4510
    @katyarredondo-angeles4510 2 месяца назад +87

    Fine day, Sunday.

    • @atlas_of_prescottia
      @atlas_of_prescottia Месяц назад +1

      Would've loved to see him cover his ears while encountering Ron's howler!

  • @alexhart6305
    @alexhart6305 27 дней назад +9

    The best part was right at the end when Vernon laughs about Hermoine being called a mudblood 🤣

  • @Guardian.Of_LunaLogic
    @Guardian.Of_LunaLogic 9 дней назад +2

    No one talking about how good the editing is?
    THIS IS BLOODY AMAZING

  • @OliversChronicles-e1e
    @OliversChronicles-e1e 2 месяца назад +35

    Vernon: “Hurry up! Bring my coffee, boy”
    Hagrid: *Pours tea*

  • @extinctmesozoicerabeast4508
    @extinctmesozoicerabeast4508 2 месяца назад +20

    The “romance” scene in this with Rita Skeeter and Vernon had me rollinggggg😂😂😂

  • @ToadstoolCreates
    @ToadstoolCreates 2 месяца назад +94

    0:28 bro really said 🧿👄🧿

  • @Benratbag1997
    @Benratbag1997 12 дней назад +4

    Vernon berating Voldemort had me in stitches 😂😂

  • @MelodySnowflakeVA
    @MelodySnowflakeVA 2 месяца назад +59

    Vernon yelling at Voldemort thoough🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dreamsprayanimation
    @dreamsprayanimation 24 дня назад +4

    Vernon is approached by the literal physical manifestation of despair and depression.
    Vernon: "Shoo!"

  • @zoroproductions1152
    @zoroproductions1152 2 месяца назад +20

    I like to imagine Vernons Bogart being Hagrid breaking into his house and telling : "Youre a wizard, Vernon"

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 Месяц назад +3

      When he uses Riddikulus on it Hagrid would turn into his boss saying he's now president of the company he works at.

  • @S.D.323
    @S.D.323 2 месяца назад +23

    Not the hero we deserved but the one we needed

  • @black_mamba6451
    @black_mamba6451 Месяц назад +7

    The moment between Vernon and Voldemort with the wand and the shotgun killed me OMG 😂😂

  • @jasonmarin8187
    @jasonmarin8187 2 месяца назад +38

    "There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name."

  • @senorperez
    @senorperez 2 месяца назад +25

    absolute masterpice, hope it gets viral

  • @Wilderness-Will
    @Wilderness-Will 2 месяца назад +29

    This deserves millions of views.

    • @osomflick909
      @osomflick909 20 дней назад

      It soon will have.

    • @CoolDman1999
      @CoolDman1999 10 дней назад

      The spoon and the shotgun is his wand😂

  • @arsonist7013
    @arsonist7013 Месяц назад +6

    Harry vs Dementor: PTSD
    Vernon Vs Dementor: "SHOO!"

  • @floraspond666
    @floraspond666 2 месяца назад +78

    Not Rita Skeeter being the love interest

    • @ImASonicFanEveryOne
      @ImASonicFanEveryOne 2 месяца назад +26

      VERNON IS CHEATING ON PETUNIA😂

    • @floraspond666
      @floraspond666 2 месяца назад +33

      @ImASonicFanEveryOne and dudley couldn't care less. Two Christmases if they divorce

    • @mattthesilent777RED
      @mattthesilent777RED Месяц назад +7

      Imagine Vernon and Umbridge

    • @floraspond666
      @floraspond666 Месяц назад +10

      @mattthesilent777RED Vernon would be like: finally, a worthy opponent

    • @pedrourbano501
      @pedrourbano501 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@floraspond666I think he would be his main opponent.

  • @TyrellWhitney-h3x
    @TyrellWhitney-h3x Месяц назад +8

    POV: You FINALLY got accepted into the college you applied to 30 years ago

  • @tedduke4616
    @tedduke4616 Месяц назад +14

    "Justice"
    -The Dursley Who Fought

  • @faustus8315
    @faustus8315 2 месяца назад +17

    that is a reboot, i would actually addicted to see

  • @AlauraJones
    @AlauraJones Месяц назад +5

    An absolute masterpiece. The scene cut off when he GRABS for the snitch and the book comes at him from the floor. The freaking shooing away dementors. I am HERE for this. 🤣

  • @damonmlinaric9254
    @damonmlinaric9254 Месяц назад +11

    This was so much funnier than i expected and i clicked on the video so i expected it to be funny

  • @Jack-iu2gl
    @Jack-iu2gl Месяц назад +6

    We need a Harry Potter spinoff/Parody of some middle aged guy who spent his whole life thinking he's a muggle getting a surprise letter to Hogwarts and bumbling around comedically and using a shotgun on dark wizards, and we need it NOW

  • @Herucarne
    @Herucarne 25 дней назад +5

    How brave Vernon stood against Voldemort and chewed him out in front of everyone.

  • @DoingDoneDid
    @DoingDoneDid 28 дней назад +9

    Telling a dementor to shoo and berating Voldemort with a spoon, then ending him in the purest of muggle fashion....was Vernon the one they truly needed? 😂

  • @jonquilgemstone
    @jonquilgemstone 2 месяца назад +8

    "He called me a Mudblood"
    Vernon: *chuckles*
    Hagrid: Vernon, no

  • @captainswag9324
    @captainswag9324 2 месяца назад +5

    Looks like Vernon resorted to good old-fashioned American wizardry to defeat Voldermort.

  • @shamaona9575
    @shamaona9575 2 месяца назад +17

    I don't know how you come up with it, but it's fucking genius.

  • @starkiller9945
    @starkiller9945 4 дня назад +3

    Love how everything matches perfectly together❤😂😂

  • @johnl8634
    @johnl8634 2 месяца назад +7

    I absolutely lost it when Vernon was running from the Basilisk.

  • @Wisdomforyou-t4j
    @Wisdomforyou-t4j Месяц назад +3

    I love the idea of Dursley shooting Voldemort with a rifle and that way ending it all in seconds.

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 Месяц назад +10

    “Anything off the trolley dears?”
    “NO SIR!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @katherinemichael9137
    @katherinemichael9137 2 месяца назад +12

    This has been edited extremely well.

  • @RealmOfPlanes231
    @RealmOfPlanes231 2 месяца назад +45

    Vernon Dursley & the fine Sunday 😂

  • @jackfoster4935
    @jackfoster4935 8 дней назад +2

    “THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC!” *shoots a hole through Voldemorts head.*

  • @jaredf6205
    @jaredf6205 2 месяца назад +15

    RIP Richard Griffiths, been almost 12 years

  • @ghiires
    @ghiires Месяц назад +3

    The "SHOO" in front of hundreds of Dementors had me dead. That's our brave boy Vernon

  • @moritztrosin4485
    @moritztrosin4485 7 месяцев назад +44

    This.. is art

  • @SoyPhoenix
    @SoyPhoenix Месяц назад +4

    I like how it implies he lived the exact same adventures as Harry despite clearly reacting differently to everything that happened.

  • @helpimarock66
    @helpimarock66 2 месяца назад +26

    The only missed opportunity was not having him go "You and that Bloody Pigeon aren't going anywhere!" at 1:12.

  • @Ensor-Doone
    @Ensor-Doone 2 месяца назад +3

    "Fine day sunday, in my opinion, best day of the week" - every Britisher since the dawn of time.

  • @Thatkpopgirlchannel
    @Thatkpopgirlchannel 2 месяца назад +36

    not rita skeeter 😭

    • @vegetables1593
      @vegetables1593 Месяц назад +2

      To be honest I was scared for a moment when Isaw "Romance" thinking it would show Ginny 😭

  • @R4STABAN
    @R4STABAN 2 месяца назад +10

    Finally, a version worth watching

  • @frangipanilime
    @frangipanilime Месяц назад +4

    I love this !! I was always hoping there would be a Dursley spin off show. Best comedy interlude in the series!

  • @Haekeldrachen
    @Haekeldrachen 2 месяца назад +18

    Well that's great cinema! Shooing the Dementors and scolding Voldemort and let's not forget his let's say muggle wand. It was a delight to watch.

  • @Darksaviour
    @Darksaviour Месяц назад +5

    This was essentially what it was like playing the Lego games back in the day.

  • @ashleyjames9920
    @ashleyjames9920 Месяц назад +2

    Whoever made this. It is a work of genius. You deserve a raise

  • @KevinEontrainer381
    @KevinEontrainer381 2 месяца назад +20

    I love how Vernon uses a gun in the end. This is what if Vernon being 99% muggle but being 1% wizrd means he can see and do what wizards do minus being able to use magic. This is why we dont see Vernon casting a single spell. So he uses his ability of being a 99% muggle aka the ability to use a gun and other muggle knowledge to fight Voldemort. I can really see this as a story of Vernon being an old guy having to restart school at his age starting from year 1 but the little kids are shown to be more magically gifted than him. Yet in the end, Vernon is the one who will be the unexpected savior of the wizarding world. He is well Vernon with his horrible personality but thats what made him an antihero

  • @hyicrotai9801
    @hyicrotai9801 2 месяца назад +10

    0:20 🤭 the smile of burning letters arrogantly as well as a toast 😄