@@KitStellae let's be real aqua flaked out and sam covered for him by saying he was the problem. They're all lovers behind the scenes and would do anything for each other.
@@chowder6148bro this comment right here lol. Sam likes to make myself look like an asshole all the time. But he seems like a chill dude irl. The whole "my wife is a bitch' bit is funny as hell haha
On parenting: A huge part of why little boys are the way they are is because a lot, like, a LOT of parents don't raise their boys at all. That's also where the "thank god we're having a boy, I don't know how I could raise a girl with all of their emotions" thing comes from. Boys have "those emotions," too, but they get suppressed by their parents and environment ("stop crying, boys don't cry"), because the cultural expectation is that boys are JUST supposed to be destructive and nothing else. Which then comes true in the form of a self-fulfilling prophecy, because if all of a child's emotions are ignored, the child is going to find something that WILL get attention: breaking shit
@@Hegataro it's not a poor parenting problem, so much as a "only-one-parent" problem with boys. Also, if you raise your boys to cry constantly, that can fuck them up just as well. Easy to raise a psycho, I think boys are harder to stick the landing with.
@@Hegataromy brother has 2 sons and man do they not raise them well. Among many other things my brother can't stick to a "no" First you keep hearing "nooooooooooooo. Noooooooooooo" and when his older boy just ignores him he immediately caves and gives him what he wants
Idk if you read the comments, but Poob, if you see this, the US Army harnessed lightning and there's really cool footage of them using this prototype in Alaska to CAUSE lightning strikes down onto this machine. The concept in practice was to use mild 'weather control' chemicals to force rain clouds to gather, then activate this device to force down a lightning strike. If they had developed the prototype into something beacon-sized and launchable, the USA could've been calling down lightning artillery lol but it was super impractical and expensive. An absolute waste of money when conventional artillery does it better and faster.
It's my day off, (as I quit my job, that boss can shove it) so what absolutely perfect timing. Now I don't need to comprehend my situation for another 3 hours while I pretend I can smile
@Up2_nogood I appreciate the offer, but tbh It's less about the resume and more fighting for positions (lot of old timers holding spots). I work in the service industry and its been hard since covid. I mostly bartend these days but im considering a career change x_x
Idk if sam will see this but that "elbow ab" thing your grandpa has is abdominal seperation. Basically your abs get split apart and form a weird peak when they contract. I think it usually gets better on its own
Ahh hell yea! Love seeing Aqua, Sam and Sam interacting in podcasts once in a while, not saying the other vids are bad but, its nice to see good friends just hanging out every few months.
not that aqua would see this but congrats again on the kid! happy to see you and your wife change your minds. it's very rewarding at the end of the day and hopefully they'll turn into another goblin/loot lord heir.
Now that you broke the playlist that had all the patron episodes, I demand that Stallt release a clip from the He Who Salts The Earth episode where Poob describes his tragic accident.
The reason I don't wear shoes in my house is because feet will start to smell if you keep them enclosed. So I'm usually barefoot and when outside I wear flip flops when it's not below 0. But in the winter when I have to wear boots outside or when I'm at work all day and get home and finally take my feet out of my boots after a 9 hour day of hard work, they stink. It's so disgusting when people take their foot out of their shoe in public for the first time in several hours and they just let the stink out. It's the worst. That's why being barefoot and wearing flip flops is superior, as long as you shower regularly your feet will never smell.
I respect the hell out of Poob trying his best to say something nice about Exfil and not to say what we all think of him. Dude's an absolute psycho and he takes his problems out on Tarkov players one bush at a time.
As someone who has helped raise siblings as well as babysat a lot of siblings, the trick is turning them against each other. That way they're warring with the other and too distracted to bother you or gang up on you. This is as easy as tossing a favorite stuffy of one into the other's room and then playing dumb.
1:17:45 I've also learned how to position my head the right way with the light hitting my glasses and I can see behind me. I've freaked a few people out trying to sneak up on me and I just start talking to them 😂
The Gandalf staff is from NZ, and either US or NZ laws prohibit the export/import of pipes. Adam Savage has a video on Tested about making a working Gandalf pipe to fit in the staff
Poob showing his true innermost bully self. Sam finally admitted to killing the kids. And classic Aqua getting away with serial hobo murder and pretending to actually be human.
"Girls are a little more tame" no dude. My daughter has twice the amount of adhd that i had lmao. If i was sonic shes super sonic, all over the place 😂😂
My daughter was allergic to whatever chemicals are in real diapers, got terrible rashes from it. Hence cloth diapers. Bought 10. They were adjustable, washable, and lasted her whole time in dipeys. Seem dumb, awesomely practical.
I like how Brian’s devolved into a little emote at the center of the screen.
I wish that emote was the podcasts logo
who the hell is gryan?
"Devolved" would imply he was more than that beforehand.
He is truly the heart of the podcast
about as much imput as he ever put out tbh
3:30 Sam talks about "when he was a dad" implying he's lost the kids in one way or another
He didnt lose them he just replaced all of their individual parts. Child of Theseus
those kids are probably in a freezer or 6 feet under his back yard lets be real
the lore deepens
Something about this reply section tastes like maple soaked pancakes 😫😫😫
I still find it funny that aqua says "i love you guys" when the entire reason poob first joined the podcast was because of Aqua's disdain for Sam.
What do you mean?
@@corkmars the first time Poob was invited to the podcast was because Sam pissed Aqua off, and Sam had to find a replacement.
@@KitStellae let's be real aqua flaked out and sam covered for him by saying he was the problem. They're all lovers behind the scenes and would do anything for each other.
Which Sam?
@@chowder6148bro this comment right here lol. Sam likes to make myself look like an asshole all the time. But he seems like a chill dude irl. The whole "my wife is a bitch' bit is funny as hell haha
Brian really outdid himself this episode 😂
I didn't realise he was on this episode until he said "true" at 14:33
@@jbe6210 Bro that was Aqua
Really digging the layout for this episode, looks fancy and reminds us what Brian looks like since he doesn't show up like we pay him to anymore.
Those tinder girls of poobs are really going to love this one
1:06:09 one of the best bits in this podcast's history
Seriously, made me laugh a little too loud, everyone's sleeping.
Good old poob he knows what his little trolls like
Caught me so off guard it got a full on belly laugh from me, I needed that lol
Aqua's reaction makes it.
1:06:30 "a tough nut to swallow" had me dying, holy fuck that was funny 😂
Watching him regret saying it in real time was so fucking funny
I want 2 hours of Steve as the guest gettin roasted the whole time just like the good ol days
Symbiote episode remains a classic
Props to Brian for holding that face for 3 hours, that shows dedication
Poob going back to his childhood roots.
I want to send this back in time to the 1st don Toni episode
Wow, Brian really had a glow up!
Quite talkative this episode, too
On parenting:
A huge part of why little boys are the way they are is because a lot, like, a LOT of parents don't raise their boys at all.
That's also where the "thank god we're having a boy, I don't know how I could raise a girl with all of their emotions" thing comes from.
Boys have "those emotions," too, but they get suppressed by their parents and environment ("stop crying, boys don't cry"), because the cultural expectation is that boys are JUST supposed to be destructive and nothing else.
Which then comes true in the form of a self-fulfilling prophecy, because if all of a child's emotions are ignored, the child is going to find something that WILL get attention: breaking shit
@@Hegataro it's not a poor parenting problem, so much as a "only-one-parent" problem with boys. Also, if you raise your boys to cry constantly, that can fuck them up just as well. Easy to raise a psycho, I think boys are harder to stick the landing with.
@@Hegataromy brother has 2 sons and man do they not raise them well. Among many other things my brother can't stick to a "no"
First you keep hearing "nooooooooooooo. Noooooooooooo" and when his older boy just ignores him he immediately caves and gives him what he wants
Aqua saying WWF at 34:40 is really showing his age
Why ? I donˋt get it.
@tc3884 WWF used to be the name for WWE. They changed the name 1994
@@Derpanatter I was born in 94 but grew up on WWF re runs. This comment gave me cringe hardy boys flash backs lmao
Idk if you read the comments, but Poob, if you see this, the US Army harnessed lightning and there's really cool footage of them using this prototype in Alaska to CAUSE lightning strikes down onto this machine. The concept in practice was to use mild 'weather control' chemicals to force rain clouds to gather, then activate this device to force down a lightning strike. If they had developed the prototype into something beacon-sized and launchable, the USA could've been calling down lightning artillery lol but it was super impractical and expensive. An absolute waste of money when conventional artillery does it better and faster.
Oh shit they got Jake Gyllenhaal. He’s looking kinda rough.
It's my day off, (as I quit my job, that boss can shove it) so what absolutely perfect timing. Now I don't need to comprehend my situation for another 3 hours while I pretend I can smile
Need help with your resume?
@Up2_nogood I appreciate the offer, but tbh It's less about the resume and more fighting for positions (lot of old timers holding spots). I work in the service industry and its been hard since covid. I mostly bartend these days but im considering a career change x_x
@@chriskinetticcwork in a heavy lifting factory for sick money and even sicker gains youre paid to get.
@@chriskinetticcapply at the IRS homie, most jobs are hiring at GS5 so about 20 an hour
The fact you never show Poob putting that 'hat' on and just randomly cut to him wearing it is hilarious
Truly he is a misterious baby lady
How noble of Aqua to raise his wife's boyfriend's daughter ❤❤❤
Very impressive 2019 /pol/ joke
@@JusufBideovic This a joke from his stream, what the fuck are you talking about?
@@enbo98 shut the hell up dingus
@@enbo98 The funny thing is you think this dude is joking when he says that
@@JusufBideovicgo back
Idk if sam will see this but that "elbow ab" thing your grandpa has is abdominal seperation. Basically your abs get split apart and form a weird peak when they contract. I think it usually gets better on its own
Having Aqua on the podcast is like when your cool uncle visits for Christmas
I just learned about gooning you guys gotta try it
What do you think they were doing the whole episode?
You're late to the party
Ahh hell yea! Love seeing Aqua, Sam and Sam interacting in podcasts once in a while, not saying the other vids are bad but, its nice to see good friends just hanging out every few months.
Poob really killed it this episode
The camera showing sams cam then coming back to full with poob now wearing the bonnett is hilarious editing 43:00 good job stalt
Life has been very painful lately. These podcasts have been a good way to keep me distracted. Thank you boys
Chin up bud the pain will make you stronger. You got this
So glad to see Brian made it out of rehab and could be at the center of this episode
Good to see that Brian came back. A bit shy like always but that is why we love him.
That bathroom bit at 1:05:58 killed me
Why does Poob being a Teemo player fit so well
Aqua should get into old school runescape. Sounds exactly like what he's looking for lmao
Is Aqua doing an old man accent bit
I for one love when they talk about movies, and hope they continue to always have a segment where they talk about em
I love how Poob just completely shut off during the Yo-yo nerd rant
The brian picture in the middle is weird since his time traveled future self was the guest.
Stalts best editing is Aqua videos catching true hatred in aquas eyes
aqua is always a treat here
not that aqua would see this but congrats again on the kid! happy to see you and your wife change your minds. it's very rewarding at the end of the day and hopefully they'll turn into another goblin/loot lord heir.
Aqua finally gets his life together as dollar store Jake Gyllenhaal, has a kid, and immediately asks to devolve into a league player.
awesome podcast guys, glad that Bryan could make it for this one. And that aqua guy is cool or whatever too
Yet another memorable episode thanks to Bryan, I really don’t know how he carries this entire podcast on his back episode after episode.
Now that you broke the playlist that had all the patron episodes, I demand that Stallt release a clip from the He Who Salts The Earth episode where Poob describes his tragic accident.
I’m going to start a RUclips channel with the goal to be on Sam’s podcast
Kinda cringe, but inspiration is inspiration, so go for it
Why does aqua do that gentle old man shake when he talks?
The reason I don't wear shoes in my house is because feet will start to smell if you keep them enclosed. So I'm usually barefoot and when outside I wear flip flops when it's not below 0. But in the winter when I have to wear boots outside or when I'm at work all day and get home and finally take my feet out of my boots after a 9 hour day of hard work, they stink. It's so disgusting when people take their foot out of their shoe in public for the first time in several hours and they just let the stink out. It's the worst. That's why being barefoot and wearing flip flops is superior, as long as you shower regularly your feet will never smell.
lmao the cut after 'i'll find myself a trophy wife or something'
I had Lasik 20 years ago and it changed my life.
Ah perfect another masterpiece- thank you Bryan
good to see aqua back!
Bryan’s in this one guys!!!!!!
2:39:13 God Poob kills me with these quick quibs. Literally that line alone made me laugh so hard
I miss poobs last setup, it looked so decadent
Aqua was the first guest to actually carry his weight
The urban explorer guy was cool
@@StinkerJonand oddly Sam didn't like him lol
@@StinkerJon that one was a snoozefest, wendigoon or toldinstone are my favs
@@StinkerJon I liked his stories and stuff but he talked like he slammed 100mg of melatonin before turning on the camera
@@ivanthedankable he seemed like he had the same kind of real world interactions Pooh brings I enjoy hearing stories like that
Brian looking as ecstatic as ever, love to see it.
i got to 44mins 21 seconds before i realised poob was wearing a bonnet.
Goated ass episode saw bryan blink so thats an up from normal
i love all of aquas slightly misremembered proverbs theyre so charming lmao
Hard nut to swallow ✊🏿😞
thank god this is 3 hours long I would collapse on my shift without this essence
The return of the father of Sam's, Aqua's arrival was predicted in my horoscope of the podcast
To defend Poob on the apple thing, I'm allergic to apples so I get an itchy throat and upset stomach from eating them.
Poob: I wish people would treat me more seriously so that my career as a streamer can finally take off
Also Poob: 1:06:09
So glad Bryan is back
Brian's alive???
1:11:32 the little smile after he says yea lol you can tell he's gonna be the best dad
Okay at 3:38 when Sam cuts of Poob and the Sam era pans to Sam and poob goes “no you go” is the fucking gold.
Was not expecting Poob to fully commit and have the diaper on. That was such a golden bit
“Stick if until they’re a teenager” when they’re at arguably their most vulnerable mentally
I respect the hell out of Poob trying his best to say something nice about Exfil and not to say what we all think of him. Dude's an absolute psycho and he takes his problems out on Tarkov players one bush at a time.
you're a victim and that's okay. Don't project your feelings onto others
Here we go again…
12:01 pamperchu reference good god.
It took me two hours to acknowledge Bryan's existence.
2:12:45 your daughters have impeccable taste that was also my favorite scooby-doo special
"Were probably just going to talk about tarkov"
*DOESNT BRING TARKOV UP ONCE*
Holy shit two podcasts in the same month
Aqua finally got better hosts for The Gamer Hole Podcast
Aqua sounds different.
As someone who has helped raise siblings as well as babysat a lot of siblings, the trick is turning them against each other. That way they're warring with the other and too distracted to bother you or gang up on you. This is as easy as tossing a favorite stuffy of one into the other's room and then playing dumb.
Every day a new Forehead Fables drops is another day
1:17:45 I've also learned how to position my head the right way with the light hitting my glasses and I can see behind me. I've freaked a few people out trying to sneak up on me and I just start talking to them 😂
Is stacey sams moms actual name? Lmao
yeah, they need to edit that out its actually super doxxing
@@BobRobert8888tf are they gonna do, dig up her grave?
as a recent 1 viewer 88 straight streaming hours within the last 20 days streamer -- yes getting raided helps for the love of god raid us
lol
If you wear shoes in my house you're getting your ears removed
I remember being a little boy rolling around in the grass and realizing rolling into poop was an option that’s when I stopped rolling around in grass
Brian killed himself 6 weeks ago
I was so happy to see Brian back on the pod. Really missed his input.
@1:02:48 some boomerangs are not designed to return to the user (hunting boomerangs). Most modern ones are though.
Listening to this while doing something else and looking over at my other monitor it’s very Jarring to see Poob in a baby costume
The Gandalf staff is from NZ, and either US or NZ laws prohibit the export/import of pipes. Adam Savage has a video on Tested about making a working Gandalf pipe to fit in the staff
how is there always a good will hunting reference with these three
Poob showing his true innermost bully self. Sam finally admitted to killing the kids. And classic Aqua getting away with serial hobo murder and pretending to actually be human.
I think Bryan was a collective figment of our imagination
Why does Aqua have like the like old Appalachian whistle when he talks now? Is he trying to become Yosemite Sam?
Sounds like a swollen mouth, might be sick
one kid master race
amen fellow only chad
What’s with the voice Aqua is doing. Kinda goes in and out of it, so it has to be intentional
New kid exhaustion. He's coming in and out of the ether of existence
sounds like he developed a speech impediment. fkn weird
Ah yes, my favorite kind of podcast episode. RUclipsrs I kind of care talking about RUclipsrs I don’t care about. Great content guys
Ah yes, a big shit came out of my ass and now I'm bleeding and crying
i might be trippin but does my broski aqua have a lisp?
Great episode guys, thanks
Bring Brian back goddammit!!
"Girls are a little more tame" no dude. My daughter has twice the amount of adhd that i had lmao. If i was sonic shes super sonic, all over the place 😂😂
My daughter was allergic to whatever chemicals are in real diapers, got terrible rashes from it. Hence cloth diapers. Bought 10. They were adjustable, washable, and lasted her whole time in dipeys. Seem dumb, awesomely practical.
It's almost like what people used to do before!
Genuinely think poob could do an hour standup