The puns and nods on this one is legendary. "Schooner or later" "Release the Cogs of War" "The French opted to surrender, and agreed pull out of the war, as is tradition." ...capsize the state... ......coup-de-yacht ........keeling the land lubbers of Britannia
It's a boat time a new video came out! Happy 2021 everyone and be sure to check out the community poll ruclips.net/user/AlzaboHDcommunity to vote on next month's video. New Ck3 and EU4 content coming very soon so stay tuned. What challenge ideas do you have for the future?
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Me: only just get good enough to win as Lithuania, a major European nation Alzabo: Imma conquer the world as a subject and glorified OPM using nothing but these here floating planks
@@redwolf915 It's Not Exactly Like That. It's More Like: If An Asian Does A Part Of Your Work That You Could Easily Do But Decided To Make Him Do It Instead Just To See What Mess He Does (EU4 Ai Is Stupid). So Yes You Did Your Work. But Really No Army EU4 Is Not Comparable To Anything. Comparing It To Anything Is Kinda Dumb. It's Just Beyond Our Comprehension.
14:13 No troops, 10 transports. Fair enough :) Also, good play to not upgrade the troops, since your rebels copy your troop levels, making them super easy to beat for your friends with ground forces
I was proud of my Commonwealth game where i conquered moscow, st. Petersburg, constantinopole, Madagaskar, South India, morocco and Korea until i saw this
The most unrealistic part of this run is that his AI allies and vassals actually managed to seige anything down.
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Me: Well let me ruin that for you
All hail the AI!
AI is for Alliance Imcompetentia
The puns and nods on this one is legendary.
"Schooner or later"
"Release the Cogs of War"
"The French opted to surrender, and agreed pull out of the war, as is tradition."
...capsize the state...
......coup-de-yacht
........keeling the land lubbers of Britannia
"coup de yacht" is genius
Ireland was sailjugated
This guy is a legend! Laughed my ass off!
naval ideas: *Its time*
M A R I T I M E I D E A S
The forgotten idea group finally arises
Naval/trade has a 10% good produced edict and maritime/quality has a 20% navy moral.
So there are uses for those ideas.
@@meneither3834 boo this man
Why? They aren't really needed for this anyway
Holy ship, what a script. You need to write a book or something.
You deserve a Nobel prize for "release the cogs of war"
@@thecashier930 no the cogs are the early game transport ships
Loved hearing the small break when saying “schooner or later”. Best pun of the video.
I think you are the only human being who can make all these terrible puns somehow funny
What took longer? Playing almost an entire game of EU4 or coming up with all those puns?
Yes.
Lol
360 no sail
It's a boat time a new video came out! Happy 2021 everyone and be sure to check out the community poll ruclips.net/user/AlzaboHDcommunity to vote on next month's video. New Ck3 and EU4 content coming very soon so stay tuned. What challenge ideas do you have for the future?
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@@jackgimre431 Thanks for the heads up - it should be fixed now! Cheers
@@AlzaboHD do artillery only or cav only, methinks it would be quite humourous
Horde Byzantium one faith would be pretty hilarious
Would doing child count to emperor run as a witch coven pose a challenge? Love the videos Alzabo!
Alzabo: "It's over, Anakin! I have the High land!"
Also Alzabo, by the sea with his boats: "You underestimate my power!"
Oh my good god the puns
These puns hitting like a pirate's guns.
"Hippity hoppity, Canada too became Hebridian property" is quite possibly the best piece of poetry I have ever heard
Wow. This guy knows how to play. He didn't have a single attrition casualty!
Impasibleh
This is so cursed
Me: only just get good enough to win as Lithuania, a major European nation
Alzabo: Imma conquer the world as a subject and glorified OPM using nothing but these here floating planks
He used the armies of allies...
@@redwolf915 not his own though, and thus it counts
@@jonaszilinskas7971 if an Asian kid does your homework did you really do your homework? No
@@redwolf915 It was more like your dog making your homework, considering EU4's AI.
@@redwolf915 It's Not Exactly Like That.
It's More Like:
If An Asian Does A Part Of Your Work That You Could Easily Do But Decided To Make Him Do It Instead Just To See What Mess He Does (EU4 Ai Is Stupid).
So Yes You Did Your Work.
But Really No Army EU4 Is Not Comparable To Anything. Comparing It To Anything Is Kinda Dumb.
It's Just Beyond Our Comprehension.
"and all of the isles belonged to the isles"
that line made me laugh so much and I don't even know why lmao
I'm convinced 80% of Alzabo's production period is just struggling to fill every second of the video with stupid puns
New video idea
Top 10 AlzaboHD puns ever.
I would really like to see that.
*looks at that video* *looks at this video* ...It's the same video
You, my good sir, must have one of the best, relaxing voices to listen to
the puns really make these videos, So good
When Alzabo makes a video 20% of the time goes to successfully completing the challenge and 80% of the time goes to writing these glorious puns.
I don't even know what half the buttons in this game do and then I see this! Very entertaining and great fun to watch!
Both Naval and Maritime Ideas is just plain cursed
As far as my counting is correct, this man fit 96 boat-related puns in this video, a pun about every 10 seconds.
Holy ship.
This is your video with the highest puns to words ratio and you know it.
Arguably the greatest EU4 video ever made.
pandemic's gone on so long that alzabo is actually PLAYING the game
Not even a minute in and the puns are killing me. "Schooner or later" he says. >
Absolutely glorious. I cannot comprehend how you maintain so much dedication to the bit. I love it.
Glad you are indeed still alive.
Thanks for a great video filled with puns as per usual haha
The ad on this viedo was a boating club
They are becoming self aware
@@AlzaboHD the RUclips algorithm has been fixed
Nearly 3000 hours of EU4 under my belt and this idea never occurred to me. Time to dive back in lol
Love this format! The way you edit and comment is superb! Thank you :)
easily one of the best EU4 youtube channels out there. No one is as dedicated as you. I wish you the best of luck for your future videos.
Try no army OR navy challenge.
"The true diplomatic victory"
Is this even possible?
Play as England you said, Scotland don't dare invade you & AI sucks at naval landing
HRE swarm. Austria or Poland and use your pu lapdogs to beat neighbours and hre into shape, then revoke
@@nootushyaquaternion434jabb2 I guess Austria🤔 because without troops Lithuania would just break free. At least I think so never played as Poland.
Austria, Spain and Poland.
Also Ashikaga and possibly Ming (although for these two I'm not certain).
Can't believe this was possible, good job!
Never in my life have I clicked on a video so quickly.
Mais enfin, que des navires, quelle folie!
This entire campaign from start to finish was just a massive, continous flex. And we love it.
This has to be the highest quality eu4 video I’ve ever seen! I hope we get to see more like this
the pirates building churches made laugh so much that i choke. thats the best description of hypocrisy in the 21st century
Was I the only one that yelled when he developed until 13 base tax in his cloth capital?
I read the title.
Not even 5/6 seconds into the vid > "We are going to ship off...".
Well played sir.
This guy just did a run as one of the hardest nations in the game, without an army, he kinda be flexin
“How much alliteration do you want?” “Yes.”
He's going off-the-rails on the navy train!!
It's perfect. This serious voice and this rhymes... Cool and interesting content.
One pun away from dolphin diving through a window, but I loved every second of it.
My goodness the number ship puns is unbeatable.
This is the best EU4 video I've ever watched
The true genius of this video is all of the boat puns this buoy managed to hoist into the script
Everyone: You can’t beat EU4 with boats, they’re useless!
Alzabo: Hold my booty
How did I miss this one for almost a year?!? Most excellent work Your Excellence.
This sea of glorious puns deserves so many more views than what it was!
"Release the cogs of war" 😂
14:13 No troops, 10 transports. Fair enough :) Also, good play to not upgrade the troops, since your rebels copy your troop levels, making them super easy to beat for your friends with ground forces
Almost 20 minutes of Alzabo aggressively punning it up. It’s beautiful.
This video is so good I have to revisit it once in a while. The puns are insane
Why is this video so professionally made?
You absolute mad man
Man the puns, it's Alzabo, the mightiest pirate that has ever hebridden the seas!
Well Captain, your shipment of maritime experiment certainly boats well for the more creative privateers among us.
You really are a poet, Alzabo. Wish I could write like you do.
"Coup d'yacht" lol
Damn what a pain! 😄 You must have super patient. Lovely content Alz!
how many puns did you use?
Alzabo: YES
Love your narration of these videos, keep it up man
14:11 Malaya really going ham with those Heavies
Finally a new release! Good video man.
Bruh, the amount of effort for the writing is excellent
Are you still okay, or are you now sailing in troubled waters?
What I expected: Blockades and war exhaustion
What I got: Vassals only
He is made so many boat puns it actually makes me want to play EU4 even though I don't even have a computer
Sextus Pompeius, move over! There's a new boat king in town!
Really, what are continents except great big islands, eh?
I feel like this channel is just an excuse to bombard us with poetry and puns
Sextus Pompeius might be the boat king, but Alazbo is the boat emperor.
That’s a ship load of nautical puns there captain!!
The ouns and the seal clubbing! good god man, i love this!
The British Empire would like to know your location
I like all your content brother keep up the good work!
This is what peak AlzaboHD looks like
Boat King Sextus Pompeius would have been proud!
Posiden's fishsticks! Those puns were all unbearably oarable!
Great game, never thought you could conquer the world without armies.
Everyone is talking about his puns, but not all the different ways he found to name England.
The Anglos
The Anglo Saxons
Albion
Nice video turned out really unique unlike most Europa series
The king has returned
This many puns is a bootable offense to the galleys with you
I was proud of my Commonwealth game where i conquered moscow, st. Petersburg, constantinopole, Madagaskar, South India, morocco and Korea until i saw this
oh my boi, such a good content. instant sub
two excellent puns in the first 1:30 seconds. That's a subscribe.
This inspired me to start an Empire of Mann achievement run!
Gosh I love your puns so much
The number of boat puns is more impressive than the video itself
All those puns made me ship to my stomach...
This video be like: a lot of your manpower are going to die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
This is the longest poem I’ve actively listened to
That's just perfect, dude :D And cursed, obviously.