Conquering the World With Only Boats in EU4 Challenge

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @candiman4243
    @candiman4243 3 года назад +1889

    The most unrealistic part of this run is that his AI allies and vassals actually managed to seige anything down.

    • @setonix9151
      @setonix9151 3 года назад +8

      1.1K likes, 2 months ago, no comment
      Me: Well let me ruin that for you

    • @hodajucidjedtv
      @hodajucidjedtv 3 года назад +1

      All hail the AI!

    • @qgame4941
      @qgame4941 3 года назад +4

      AI is for Alliance Imcompetentia

  • @aciarduce
    @aciarduce 3 года назад +575

    The puns and nods on this one is legendary.
    "Schooner or later"
    "Release the Cogs of War"
    "The French opted to surrender, and agreed pull out of the war, as is tradition."
    ...capsize the state...
    ......coup-de-yacht
    ........keeling the land lubbers of Britannia

    • @thecashier930
      @thecashier930 3 года назад +17

      "coup de yacht" is genius

    • @madman6345
      @madman6345 3 года назад +7

      Ireland was sailjugated

    • @pas0003
      @pas0003 3 года назад +2

      This guy is a legend! Laughed my ass off!

  • @zakaryloreto6526
    @zakaryloreto6526 3 года назад +1738

    naval ideas: *Its time*

    • @megaladonman2568
      @megaladonman2568 3 года назад +168

      M A R I T I M E I D E A S

    • @myguy6762
      @myguy6762 3 года назад +56

      The forgotten idea group finally arises

    • @meneither3834
      @meneither3834 3 года назад +28

      Naval/trade has a 10% good produced edict and maritime/quality has a 20% navy moral.
      So there are uses for those ideas.

    • @iiTzoreo1
      @iiTzoreo1 3 года назад +9

      @@meneither3834 boo this man

    • @PewPew1234567
      @PewPew1234567 3 года назад

      Why? They aren't really needed for this anyway

  • @Nitiiii11
    @Nitiiii11 3 года назад +814

    Holy ship, what a script. You need to write a book or something.

  • @amtep
    @amtep 3 года назад +843

    You deserve a Nobel prize for "release the cogs of war"

  • @MrEnclave86
    @MrEnclave86 3 года назад +391

    Loved hearing the small break when saying “schooner or later”. Best pun of the video.

  • @Skyrimfan002
    @Skyrimfan002 3 года назад +278

    I think you are the only human being who can make all these terrible puns somehow funny

  • @ogluca
    @ogluca 3 года назад +1503

    What took longer? Playing almost an entire game of EU4 or coming up with all those puns?

  • @AlzaboHD
    @AlzaboHD  3 года назад +191

    It's a boat time a new video came out! Happy 2021 everyone and be sure to check out the community poll ruclips.net/user/AlzaboHDcommunity to vote on next month's video. New Ck3 and EU4 content coming very soon so stay tuned. What challenge ideas do you have for the future?

    • @jackgimre431
      @jackgimre431 3 года назад +7

      I would recommend spacing out the parentheses from the link because the link is broken. When you click on it, instead of bringing you to the community tab it goes to videos, because of the parenthesis on the right of the link.

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  3 года назад +8

      @@jackgimre431 Thanks for the heads up - it should be fixed now! Cheers

    • @matan6737
      @matan6737 3 года назад +1

      @@AlzaboHD do artillery only or cav only, methinks it would be quite humourous

    • @alozz7
      @alozz7 3 года назад +1

      Horde Byzantium one faith would be pretty hilarious

    • @Jang07
      @Jang07 3 года назад +1

      Would doing child count to emperor run as a witch coven pose a challenge? Love the videos Alzabo!

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад +146

    Alzabo: "It's over, Anakin! I have the High land!"
    Also Alzabo, by the sea with his boats: "You underestimate my power!"

  • @Gallboynarossan
    @Gallboynarossan 3 года назад +175

    Oh my good god the puns

  • @Thehillsfamily2009
    @Thehillsfamily2009 3 года назад +41

    "Hippity hoppity, Canada too became Hebridian property" is quite possibly the best piece of poetry I have ever heard

  • @Jayako12
    @Jayako12 3 года назад +177

    Wow. This guy knows how to play. He didn't have a single attrition casualty!

  • @bilskirnir_
    @bilskirnir_ 3 года назад +207

    This is so cursed

  • @SpazzyMcGee1337
    @SpazzyMcGee1337 3 года назад +90

    Me: only just get good enough to win as Lithuania, a major European nation
    Alzabo: Imma conquer the world as a subject and glorified OPM using nothing but these here floating planks

    • @redwolf915
      @redwolf915 3 года назад

      He used the armies of allies...

    • @jonaszilinskas7971
      @jonaszilinskas7971 3 года назад +4

      @@redwolf915 not his own though, and thus it counts

    • @redwolf915
      @redwolf915 3 года назад

      @@jonaszilinskas7971 if an Asian kid does your homework did you really do your homework? No

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 3 года назад +13

      @@redwolf915 It was more like your dog making your homework, considering EU4's AI.

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 3 года назад +1

      @@redwolf915 It's Not Exactly Like That.
      It's More Like:
      If An Asian Does A Part Of Your Work That You Could Easily Do But Decided To Make Him Do It Instead Just To See What Mess He Does (EU4 Ai Is Stupid).
      So Yes You Did Your Work.
      But Really No Army EU4 Is Not Comparable To Anything. Comparing It To Anything Is Kinda Dumb.
      It's Just Beyond Our Comprehension.

  • @loocat5070
    @loocat5070 3 года назад +26

    "and all of the isles belonged to the isles"
    that line made me laugh so much and I don't even know why lmao

  • @LawsonSchlönsson
    @LawsonSchlönsson 3 года назад +42

    I'm convinced 80% of Alzabo's production period is just struggling to fill every second of the video with stupid puns

  • @albinosbruh4713
    @albinosbruh4713 3 года назад +65

    New video idea
    Top 10 AlzaboHD puns ever.

    • @jakovvodanovic9165
      @jakovvodanovic9165 3 года назад +5

      I would really like to see that.

    • @amnamelaina
      @amnamelaina 3 года назад

      *looks at that video* *looks at this video* ...It's the same video

  • @DaCodalp
    @DaCodalp 3 года назад +37

    You, my good sir, must have one of the best, relaxing voices to listen to

  • @pepenero6168
    @pepenero6168 3 года назад +32

    the puns really make these videos, So good

  • @DD_Vandal
    @DD_Vandal 3 года назад +7

    When Alzabo makes a video 20% of the time goes to successfully completing the challenge and 80% of the time goes to writing these glorious puns.

  • @anaximander66
    @anaximander66 2 года назад +1

    I don't even know what half the buttons in this game do and then I see this! Very entertaining and great fun to watch!

  • @charleswelburn5833
    @charleswelburn5833 3 года назад +17

    Both Naval and Maritime Ideas is just plain cursed

  • @Thorite_Gem
    @Thorite_Gem 3 года назад +4

    As far as my counting is correct, this man fit 96 boat-related puns in this video, a pun about every 10 seconds.
    Holy ship.

  • @peffiSC2source
    @peffiSC2source 3 года назад +15

    This is your video with the highest puns to words ratio and you know it.

  • @d347hm4n
    @d347hm4n 3 года назад +2

    Arguably the greatest EU4 video ever made.

  • @Adamdidit
    @Adamdidit 3 года назад +11

    pandemic's gone on so long that alzabo is actually PLAYING the game

  • @AngryDuck79
    @AngryDuck79 3 года назад +7

    Not even a minute in and the puns are killing me. "Schooner or later" he says. >

  • @matthewellison9229
    @matthewellison9229 3 года назад +1

    Absolutely glorious. I cannot comprehend how you maintain so much dedication to the bit. I love it.

  • @MGoogle3146
    @MGoogle3146 3 года назад +1

    Glad you are indeed still alive.
    Thanks for a great video filled with puns as per usual haha

  • @andmake-qg5bi
    @andmake-qg5bi 3 года назад +35

    The ad on this viedo was a boating club

    • @AlzaboHD
      @AlzaboHD  3 года назад +22

      They are becoming self aware

    • @andmake-qg5bi
      @andmake-qg5bi 3 года назад +2

      @@AlzaboHD the RUclips algorithm has been fixed

  • @froodsmash
    @froodsmash 3 года назад +2

    Nearly 3000 hours of EU4 under my belt and this idea never occurred to me. Time to dive back in lol

  • @CiberSquall
    @CiberSquall 3 года назад +2

    Love this format! The way you edit and comment is superb! Thank you :)

  • @КристиянИлиев-т3щ
    @КристиянИлиев-т3щ 3 года назад +1

    easily one of the best EU4 youtube channels out there. No one is as dedicated as you. I wish you the best of luck for your future videos.

  • @nihel3144
    @nihel3144 3 года назад +44

    Try no army OR navy challenge.
    "The true diplomatic victory"

    • @Ey_man
      @Ey_man 3 года назад +2

      Is this even possible?

    • @nguyenhan2145
      @nguyenhan2145 3 года назад +2

      Play as England you said, Scotland don't dare invade you & AI sucks at naval landing

    • @nootushyaquaternion434jabb2
      @nootushyaquaternion434jabb2 3 года назад +13

      HRE swarm. Austria or Poland and use your pu lapdogs to beat neighbours and hre into shape, then revoke

    • @Ey_man
      @Ey_man 3 года назад +5

      @@nootushyaquaternion434jabb2 I guess Austria🤔 because without troops Lithuania would just break free. At least I think so never played as Poland.

    • @nickpaschentis5284
      @nickpaschentis5284 3 года назад +2

      Austria, Spain and Poland.
      Also Ashikaga and possibly Ming (although for these two I'm not certain).

  • @davidbergstrom5703
    @davidbergstrom5703 3 года назад +12

    Can't believe this was possible, good job!

  • @andreaseconomides2241
    @andreaseconomides2241 3 года назад +21

    Never in my life have I clicked on a video so quickly.

  • @lords5389
    @lords5389 3 года назад +15

    Mais enfin, que des navires, quelle folie!

  • @NemJani
    @NemJani 3 года назад +1

    This entire campaign from start to finish was just a massive, continous flex. And we love it.

  • @Alexrocksdude_
    @Alexrocksdude_ 3 года назад +1

    This has to be the highest quality eu4 video I’ve ever seen! I hope we get to see more like this

  • @nyuu8628
    @nyuu8628 3 года назад +1

    the pirates building churches made laugh so much that i choke. thats the best description of hypocrisy in the 21st century

  • @Jayako12
    @Jayako12 3 года назад +20

    Was I the only one that yelled when he developed until 13 base tax in his cloth capital?

  • @RagathRRInc
    @RagathRRInc 3 года назад +1

    I read the title.
    Not even 5/6 seconds into the vid > "We are going to ship off...".
    Well played sir.

  • @Goldenblitzer
    @Goldenblitzer 3 года назад +1

    This guy just did a run as one of the hardest nations in the game, without an army, he kinda be flexin

  • @BeastKi11er225
    @BeastKi11er225 3 года назад +2

    “How much alliteration do you want?” “Yes.”

  • @E4439Qv5
    @E4439Qv5 3 года назад +6

    He's going off-the-rails on the navy train!!

  • @aleksejkochevykh4400
    @aleksejkochevykh4400 3 года назад +1

    It's perfect. This serious voice and this rhymes... Cool and interesting content.

  • @MatrixAwpington
    @MatrixAwpington 3 года назад +1

    One pun away from dolphin diving through a window, but I loved every second of it.

  • @ashstolley
    @ashstolley 3 года назад +3

    My goodness the number ship puns is unbeatable.

  • @clarencechoo5104
    @clarencechoo5104 3 года назад +2

    This is the best EU4 video I've ever watched

  • @nobodyatall6620
    @nobodyatall6620 3 года назад +1

    The true genius of this video is all of the boat puns this buoy managed to hoist into the script

  • @thesmithenheimer9026
    @thesmithenheimer9026 3 года назад +1

    Everyone: You can’t beat EU4 with boats, they’re useless!
    Alzabo: Hold my booty

  • @rathchain3287
    @rathchain3287 3 года назад

    How did I miss this one for almost a year?!? Most excellent work Your Excellence.

  • @davidawakim5473
    @davidawakim5473 3 года назад +1

    This sea of glorious puns deserves so many more views than what it was!

  • @rstous7691
    @rstous7691 3 года назад +11

    "Release the cogs of war" 😂

  • @fanbuoy9234
    @fanbuoy9234 3 года назад

    14:13 No troops, 10 transports. Fair enough :) Also, good play to not upgrade the troops, since your rebels copy your troop levels, making them super easy to beat for your friends with ground forces

  • @daddytito917
    @daddytito917 3 года назад

    Almost 20 minutes of Alzabo aggressively punning it up. It’s beautiful.

  • @joe-nf8go
    @joe-nf8go 10 месяцев назад

    This video is so good I have to revisit it once in a while. The puns are insane

  • @aksmex2576
    @aksmex2576 3 года назад +3

    Why is this video so professionally made?

  • @Supergforce777
    @Supergforce777 3 года назад +6

    You absolute mad man

  • @imokin86
    @imokin86 3 года назад +1

    Man the puns, it's Alzabo, the mightiest pirate that has ever hebridden the seas!

  • @mrw9044
    @mrw9044 3 года назад +1

    Well Captain, your shipment of maritime experiment certainly boats well for the more creative privateers among us.

  • @firmanimad
    @firmanimad 3 года назад +2

    You really are a poet, Alzabo. Wish I could write like you do.

  • @blueoceancorporations1019
    @blueoceancorporations1019 3 года назад +10

    "Coup d'yacht" lol

  • @zenmaster6190
    @zenmaster6190 3 года назад

    Damn what a pain! 😄 You must have super patient. Lovely content Alz!

  • @beaversforlife1298
    @beaversforlife1298 3 года назад +1

    how many puns did you use?
    Alzabo: YES

  • @vacuostester5828
    @vacuostester5828 3 года назад

    Love your narration of these videos, keep it up man

  • @TraysonMartin
    @TraysonMartin 3 года назад

    14:11 Malaya really going ham with those Heavies

  • @Kittycatasmr-love
    @Kittycatasmr-love 3 года назад

    Finally a new release! Good video man.

  • @trihermawan9553
    @trihermawan9553 3 года назад

    Bruh, the amount of effort for the writing is excellent

  • @friedrichschneider8154
    @friedrichschneider8154 3 года назад +11

    Are you still okay, or are you now sailing in troubled waters?

  • @johnny-smith
    @johnny-smith 3 года назад +2

    What I expected: Blockades and war exhaustion
    What I got: Vassals only

  • @thecrazyastrogirl
    @thecrazyastrogirl 3 года назад +1

    He is made so many boat puns it actually makes me want to play EU4 even though I don't even have a computer

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 3 года назад +1

    Sextus Pompeius, move over! There's a new boat king in town!

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 3 года назад +17

    Really, what are continents except great big islands, eh?

  • @Alexandriayaya
    @Alexandriayaya 3 года назад

    I feel like this channel is just an excuse to bombard us with poetry and puns

  • @demeterruinedmylife3199
    @demeterruinedmylife3199 3 года назад +1

    Sextus Pompeius might be the boat king, but Alazbo is the boat emperor.

  • @remlok5556
    @remlok5556 3 года назад +1

    That’s a ship load of nautical puns there captain!!

  • @Aronre
    @Aronre 3 года назад

    The ouns and the seal clubbing! good god man, i love this!

  • @zedmain1387
    @zedmain1387 3 года назад +14

    The British Empire would like to know your location

  • @brandoncampanaro7571
    @brandoncampanaro7571 3 года назад +1

    I like all your content brother keep up the good work!

  • @wojciechsmiaek3628
    @wojciechsmiaek3628 3 года назад

    This is what peak AlzaboHD looks like

  • @PastaPutin
    @PastaPutin 3 года назад +1

    Boat King Sextus Pompeius would have been proud!

  • @triskop1047
    @triskop1047 3 года назад +2

    Posiden's fishsticks! Those puns were all unbearably oarable!

  • @Neutralerd
    @Neutralerd 3 года назад

    Great game, never thought you could conquer the world without armies.

  • @iowsiam492
    @iowsiam492 3 года назад

    Everyone is talking about his puns, but not all the different ways he found to name England.
    The Anglos
    The Anglo Saxons
    Albion

  • @funnymemes7374
    @funnymemes7374 3 года назад

    Nice video turned out really unique unlike most Europa series

  • @slugmanantonio
    @slugmanantonio 3 года назад +2

    The king has returned

  • @teddys5775
    @teddys5775 3 года назад +1

    This many puns is a bootable offense to the galleys with you

  • @galaxypl7756
    @galaxypl7756 3 года назад +1

    I was proud of my Commonwealth game where i conquered moscow, st. Petersburg, constantinopole, Madagaskar, South India, morocco and Korea until i saw this

  • @MrGamesRPG
    @MrGamesRPG 3 года назад +1

    oh my boi, such a good content. instant sub

  • @_FilipKarlsson
    @_FilipKarlsson 3 года назад

    two excellent puns in the first 1:30 seconds. That's a subscribe.

  • @grant2063
    @grant2063 3 года назад +1

    This inspired me to start an Empire of Mann achievement run!

  • @canisjay
    @canisjay 3 года назад +2

    Gosh I love your puns so much

  • @Mind1e55
    @Mind1e55 3 года назад

    The number of boat puns is more impressive than the video itself

  • @PortalOfKaden
    @PortalOfKaden 3 года назад +1

    All those puns made me ship to my stomach...

  • @johanandhira5429
    @johanandhira5429 3 года назад

    This video be like: a lot of your manpower are going to die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

  • @diazinth
    @diazinth 3 года назад

    This is the longest poem I’ve actively listened to

  • @amir_artur
    @amir_artur 3 года назад

    That's just perfect, dude :D And cursed, obviously.