Zoella: How to stay hydrated 1. Grab a glass of water (or any other beverage) 2. Bring the beverage up to your mouth. Make sure not to spill your drink, it can get pretty messy. ;) 3. Pour the beverage into your mouth slowly. Don't chug because you might choke. 4. Enjoy your beverage and make the best out of that thirst quenching experience. :D
I love that chalkboard section. Step 1: get a chalkboard Step 2: write on the chalkboard CONGRATULATIONS YOU WROTE ON YOUR CHALKBOARD YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS
I genuinely don't think she's trying to scam people, she genuinely believes this is what people want to read because she's so out of touch with reality.
But everyone has a pantry with their baking supplies in mason jars and multiple spare rooms for their guests with 45 different seasonal options for bed sheets right? ..... Right?!
Yeah, I think she just doesn’t realise. She just seems like she’s really bored with the life she has and is doing stuff to fill the time she has. It’s like she’s fallen out of love with RUclips and doesn’t know what to do with herself. Doesn’t seems like she’s doing it on purpose?
Well I think her life is not interesting at all, so she has no tools to write a book. I mean she has no career, she doesent want to take risks so no opinions on any controversial matters, she just goes as basic as a woman can be I guess... she is not opening to her fans and that is the problem I believe
It's alright doing that when you're a sleep-deprived student just trying a pass a class, but it's not alright when you're a famous millionaire trying to get money off of a young and impressionable fanbase.
Oh and maybe you should make a video for that, just in case her fans still don't know how to make them - the instructions still could be too hard to understand :D
Wait till they are well known too. They will be hated by a group of people as well. The more famous you are, the more haters you get. So please stop complaining already.
Hey it’s a _rlly_ important step!! what if her fans don’t know how to write on a chalkboard?! 😱 Then they’ll be confused and mess up the whole process just because she didn’t specify that they needed to write on the chalkboard. Illiteracy is no joke these days!!! 😤 (btw great pfp)
The 46 dislikes on this video are from Zoella's 46 remaining fans. Can we PLEASE note that she is singlehandedly responsible for ruining the 'rose gold' thing too?
I’m getting so annoyed thinking of all the wasted paper/trees for this, and for £20!!!! She better be donating money towards growing those trees back smh
With a title such as “cordially invited” I would have expected detailed recipes with specifications on how many people the dish will serve, tips on what drinks to serve with what food, how to set the table properly and in the decoration section maybe how to make table decorations such as center pieces, flower arrangements etc... - this book is just random Pinterest articles thrown into a book
Blackboard and chalkboard are both correct, actually - you can use both interchangeably :) Not all blackboards are black, some are green... hence 'chalkboard'.
MissInformed10 I checked the page of that because I wanted to do it. She forgot to mention the milk separately, now we're eating dry cereals.... Edit: Damn it. I thought this was a joke, but she seriously wrote that down. Fuck my life, I can't even. I just can't.
I saw her commenting back on a Instagram comment asking if she had this book ghost written too. And she said " I wrote every single word". Sis maybe you should get in touch with that Ghost Writer again 😂
Tbh this book has the content you'd expect to be in a decorative book, The ones that you put on coffee tables. Coffee table books usually have boring topics and make pretty much no sense because they aren't meant to be opened. That's what this book reminds me of.
But this book also isn't that eye catching. The only thing this book is good for is firewood. And even then you have to tear out the pages since it's hard back! Smh what a waste of trees, the Earth is truly quaking.
"I love being a hostess" I've literally never seen any footage of more than three people (being her brother, Alfie's sister and her bf, or idk her parents) at her house in any festive occasion whatsoever.
lea michaelis then again she kept herself isolated in her millionaire house for the last 5 years, having a bday party doesn’t make up for that and doesn’t give her credit enough to make a book about it, not even a shitty one
Unless she's updated her hostess skills in the last year or so, she never even does *any* of this for her parties, like she literally buys loads of food and giant cakes from bakeries and caterers lol
@meaningless mess that's not called hosting that's inviting your friends over because you need to put content on your channel bec youre a fucking boring mess. I know more about hostessing than she does and i dont even host.
I dont care for people bashing other people's work and accomplishment but when you started listing the cereal party ingredients I died. My girl had a word limit to meet...she did what she had to do 😂
I worked in the publishing industry and let me tell you, getting a book in the bestseller's list is as easy as pie. It's all about when to release a book, how you categorize it and how many books you sell at a certain time and date. It's not about selling a ton of books but rather gaming the system.
"how to write a card: step 1: put your shoes on, step 2: make sure you wear a hat if its windy outside. step 3: walk to the nearest shop. 4. look at the cards. if its someones birthday, pick out a birthday card. step 5. find a pen, you can use black, or blue ink. step 6. make sure you sign your name so the person knows who its from. step 7 go to a post office. step 8. post the card." i feel like thats what this entire book is and its INSANE
you could use gel pens if you’re feeling fancy- there are light reds, dark reds, light oranges, dark oranges, light yellows, dark yellows, light greens, dark greens, light blues, dark blues, light purples, dark purples, light pinks and dark pinks to choose from! you could also write their name with each letter being a different colour! you could have many different combinations, like yellows and oranges and reds or you could go back to basics and use the primary colours (red, blue and yellow)- see my page on the colour wheel where i explain how to mix colours!
And that’s how you make an entire book with no effort when it could be get a card write in it and give it to someone but it needs to go forever because that’s how you scam people and make money
Why?? Omg has this girl nothing better to do than dissect other people’s jobs and lives?? She should get a life, go work... or idk study! people are free to do whatever they want so there’s really no point of her judging her... It’s actually ridiculous 😭😂😂😂
People commenting "why'd you buy the book just to bash it" clearly don't understand the concept of something called, oh what's the word, oh right...A REVIEW.
You do realize it's a best seller because Zoe has millions of fans that'll buy ANYTHING she releases, regardless of if it's good or not, right? Being a best seller doesn't equal being a quality book. And you're right, everyone is different. Which means that Angelika can say and do whatever she wants on her own channel. If she doesn't like the book, she has the right to explain why. If she doesn't like Zoe or her actions, she can say that too. At the end of the day, she is entitled to her own opinion, as are you, but if you don't agree with it, instead of calling her sad and lonely, you can click off of the video and find content you do actually agree with and enjoy.
Marcell Lombaard interestingly enough one can buck the system and get on the New York Times best sellers list. A girl bought tons of copies of her own book to make it a best seller and then she got caught.
The sad thing is that people like myself are trying to go into writing and publishing as a job and shes just filling up the book sections with a load of tat that you could find in Morrison’s. I dont think its fair in my opinion.
I get where your head is at but it seems like you're saying because stuff like this gets published, your work will have a less likely chance to be published and seen. Trust me, it's the exact opposite and if you work in publishing, you'll realise that highly commercial stuff like this, although not of high quality, is very valuable right now. It brings in money that otherwise publishing houses aren't seeing because book sales have plummeted, compared to their historic success in the early 2000s. If you want there to be any publishing houses running to publish your work one day, it'd be a good idea to at least not bash stuff like this.
Reece Mawhinney - nah i think OP was just saying its not fair that actual writers have to apply themselves and work hard, when rich dingbats get to call themselves “published authors” just by shitting out a literal shopping list lol it did give me a good laugh in real life though, Reece, to read the last sentence of your reply, where you imply that this person’s youtube comment will bring down all publishing houses in the future 😂😂😂 so thank you for that actual-LOL!!
I hate when youtubers get for example 'new york bestseller' wake up ffs the only reason why the books sold is that those youtubers already have loads of fans, not necessarily because its a good book
I went to Barnes & Noble (a bookstore) the other day and saw this book under “best-sellers” next to phenomenal novels such as The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, etc... what a disgrace.
I don't think these youtubers understand how the life of a normal person is. We have jobs! No one's sitting at home every season wondering what to do, go on a walk or fly a kite?! Most of us reach home, barely manage to make dinner, cry about not having 48-hour days and wonder how to get more than 5 hours of sleep.
Sreoshee Rafiq agreed, on my last job (learning engagement centre withs kids) I worked 47 hours a week and couldn’t find time to read before going to bed... but honestly she could use her book to make a comic show because it is surely hilarious.
@@chloehart3169 umm, in the video she said that she wasted her money on the book, that's why I said that. Also I didn't expect her to buy the book, she didn't have to as far as I'm concerned and I never implied that I expected her to buy anything for us. I think that you're reading too much into my comment
Wow I cant believe she even out that out. 0 effort. Like the chalkboard one she could have bought a piece of wood and chalkboard pain to make her own chalkboard but she literally buys a chalkboard and chalk and that's it lmao
This book is hella disorganised. How is sis naming her book ‘cordially invited’ and then telling us to spring clean and restock the pantry? What does that have to do with being a hostess??
Zoella always encourages the idea that, to achieve " the perfect day" or to be happy around your family or friends, you need to buy, buy, buy and expect gifts from people who pay you a visit... It's ridiculous. She really does encourage over consumption. Which is not surprising since she and most of the people around her are rich people. To me, it's a terrible message to younger children. To spend a wonderful time with friends or family, you don't need to buy clothes, you don't need to constantly buy new things to put at your house, you don't need to buy a million ingredients to prepare something good and tasty. All you need is to tell stories, remember good moments, laugh together and have a nice cup of tea. Thank you for the video! I really like your channel girl!
You are so right. Halloween? Buy stuff. Christmas? Buy stuff. Birthday? Buy stuff. Dog's birthday? Buy stuff. Garden party? You get my drift. She literally seems to buy everything new for every single event. Such a sad message to send out.
This is such a pathetic comment you know for a fact you would be doing the same in her shoes 😂😂😂 everyone would we all strive for better things and if you have the money why not that's literally what money is for....buying things. Just because you don't have money (neither do I) is no reason to be so bitter towards someone. She's made a life for herself what have you done ?
I agree that she is a huge consumer on camera. But I think that's just what she is enjoying and like to do with her fortune. That is her lifestyle. You can not dictate how she live her life or make her do whatever you think it's right to save the world. So make yourself or your children to not following her lifestyle if you want to save the planet :)
"capitalist queen" jfc will you fuck off with that bullshit terminology. if women are strong they should just fucking be strong. great sign of weakness? needing to be reminded that you are strong
I used to work for a publishing company- What Zoella did is nothing new. Tons and tons of people (sadly) make simple "coffee table" books that are basically about nothing. It has become its own genre. But it makes money. So I actually think Zoella knows exactly what she's doing.
ChaosAsItSwirls I love coffee table books, about art, photography, design. Like yeah, kinda useless but they can work as inspiration or just a conversation piece. I used to love the bigass books about world records, there was interesting stuff there. But this Zoella (and other RUclipsrs) doesn’t make sense... it’s just so vain and stupid and low effort. Even just a book about her “aesthetics” would’ve been better,
Liberty Spencer she just really cares and wants everything to be perfect, she sets her aims too high and when she can’t accomplish them she feels like she didn’t do enough . And all these hate comments doesn’t help.
She is THIRTY years old telling us to make chocolate nests and paint eggs I’m really screaming over here HAhahaha Also who is having all these damn parties?? We have jobs sis wow omg
Jodie Zoey's channel had died a long time ago, All she ever does so upload videos that were filmed months ago, Like she just uploaded Alfie's birthday video a few days ago when his birthday was September 18. I didn't find anything interesting cause I've already seen Alfie's stories and his birthday vlog. Whenever Zoey decides to make new videos I'll still find them boring. literally, an hour of her talking I'd rather re-watch Shane Dawson's series. By the way, the rumors about Alfie And Zoey breaking up, I know he said it's fake, To be honest, I don't see them "as a couple" I see them as "2 friends who live together" LMAO why do I feel like they're gonna be in their 80s and still not be married.
I love that you actually research before you talk about a topic and don’t just say random bashful things. Awesome video and amazing research about the topic Just discovered you and I am definitely subscribing.
Even for the cereal party shit she could have at least expanded on what types of fruit/cereal/yogurt/milk go best together. BUT NO JUST LIST THINGS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER - THATS GOOD ENOUGH
Honestly, I was in a Graphic Design course in my art school, where all last year students had to make a project that involved designing something graphically, whether it be a book, guides, leaflets, notebooks, or even brands and designing the visual image of festivals, among others. We all had to think of an interesting concept, of creating something that is WORTH existing. I saw a girl do a recipe book, and although it had simple recipes, she thought about everything! The demographic: for children-preteens that want to start cooking but feel intimidated by professional pictures of the food, which sometimes are produced to seem better than they actually are - to solve this problem, she made illustrations. So clearly, it doesn't even matter if the content is simple, just that you know who is it targeted for, and design it accordingly. The design of this book, albeit not atrocious, is egotistical. It's zoella's style. And pairing that with a vague demographic and unoriginal, recycled recipes AND images, makes it seem like she just wants money, simple as that. While art students like us did projects nearly all by ourselves, thought of everything, made it sure everything made sense and the work was well produced, for no monetary gain, simply to prove ourselves as designers and learning how to make a project from beginning to end... Meanwhile someone like Zoella can make money off of something so unoriginal that she also paid other people to design for her according to HER taste to "embellish" her oh so "helpful" content. This makes me so mad.
Thank GOD she had a section about taking a walk. I have been like Grandpa Joe in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the last 3 months and this book was the Golden Ticket! I just sprang right up and put one foot in front of the other. Thank you so much for sharing!! Now, is there a sequel about how to put on pants and shoes? Asking for a friend who recently learned how to walk and is 2 km from her home...
I've been looking for a book for my alien friends that explains how to be human! Making a sandwich! Please zoella, save me the issue of putting bread and ingredients togethter, so my alien friends wont have to bare my explanation!!
@vj lockett She is a business mastermind. Not a logical mastermind and a person with common sense but a business mastermind because she literally knows that she will profit off of her bullshit.
I don't even follow Zoella as a topic but apparently I watch enough tea spilling videos to end up here. And normally I wouldn't comment but I know a bit about the publishing world and I just wanted to let you know the bestsellers list is absolutely bullshit. If you have time, I'd recommend looking up the book Handbook for Mortals which ended up on the bestsellers list BEFORE it was even finished. Honestly I don't even know if it ever got finished. It has everything to do with demand which can 100% be faked. Online reviews, publishing hype on fake social media accounts, etc. They call bookstores (making sure they were bestseller reporting stores) and preorder large amount of the books themselves. That is the number that determines bestseller and in a lot of cases the order can be cancelled after reporting or those who preorder them give them away as like social media stunts. You could literally buy your way onto the bestsellers list and it happens allll the time depending on the publisher. Fucked up right? Also her book is not the first book to basically condescendingly tell you how to breathe. Self-help books are strife with that kind of crap. Lmao.
Zoella: How to stay hydrated
1. Grab a glass of water (or any other beverage)
2. Bring the beverage up to your mouth. Make sure not to spill your drink, it can get pretty messy. ;)
3. Pour the beverage into your mouth slowly. Don't chug because you might choke.
4. Enjoy your beverage and make the best out of that thirst quenching experience. :D
me trying to hit that word count
LMFAO
Sonia Louise Teh lol 😂
Oh just shit up
How do I _grab_ a glass of water...? Please help me out here.
at least we know zoella cares about the environment by how much she recycles her old ideas...
Jillian Liguori XD! Ikr!
Anna oup-
and i oop-
I don't think toxic trash to should try to recycle. So she herself is a trash.
Jillian Liguori god i love this joke XD
step 1: think about what u wanna write
step 2: write it
*Sis*
Dally White ikr
How does she not feel ashamed of herself at this point?
*sis*
English teachers before they set you off with a creative writing task
This book is me, when I have to write an 20 page essay.
a* 20 page essat
DING DING GARFUDDLE - HELENA a *essay. If you’re going to be a grammar nazi at least spell check your correction.
This book is my -250 brain cells during a maths exam
I'd learn more from your essay, though
but atleast it isnt 20 pounds!
Sandwich making instructions not clear: phone stuck in toaster.
😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOOOO
Same sis got my bread stuck to the ceiling :(
Becky Bee #relatable
try turning it on and off again maybe?
I had a Disney princess book about having parties and it was legitimately more useful than her's
I had the same book omgggg. it was lowkey so good.
I had that book too! It was so great, (And so much better than Zoellas)
I had a petshop book and my mom still uses it because she liked the cookies recipe
Was it with Ariel, Aurora and.. Cinderella? I remember a book about parties with a few Disney short stories
Chamallow why are there cookie recipes in a pet shop book
this book would be perfect for someone who is new to earth
Exactly lmao
Hahahaha
How to blend as an earthien when you are from Mars
I love that chalkboard section.
Step 1: get a chalkboard
Step 2: write on the chalkboard
CONGRATULATIONS YOU WROTE ON YOUR CHALKBOARD YOU ABSOLUTE GENIUS
TeaLeaves XD ikr
I wish she had been more specific because I am still so confused
you forgot the "think about what to write" step
Alayna Ahmad 😂😂😂
@@juliafranks9871 ikr
ZOELLA DID NOT JUST PUBLISH HER GROCERY LIST IN A BOOK
Iconic
Weakkk
Elizabeth Espinoza u
Spill
The
Tea
Sis
LMAO YOU SENT MEEE
so sis literally made a whole book of just lists?????? I’m screaming that’s iconic honestly scam of the year
I genuinely don't think she's trying to scam people, she genuinely believes this is what people want to read because she's so out of touch with reality.
But everyone has a pantry with their baking supplies in mason jars and multiple spare rooms for their guests with 45 different seasonal options for bed sheets right? ..... Right?!
Dougal dear god she’s dumb
Yeah, I think she just doesn’t realise. She just seems like she’s really bored with the life she has and is doing stuff to fill the time she has. It’s like she’s fallen out of love with RUclips and doesn’t know what to do with herself. Doesn’t seems like she’s doing it on purpose?
Well I think her life is not interesting at all, so she has no tools to write a book. I mean she has no career, she doesent want to take risks so no opinions on any controversial matters, she just goes as basic as a woman can be I guess... she is not opening to her fans and that is the problem I believe
I think she's bored with her lifestyle at the moment but she won't be willing to get a normal job so why not rip off her fans to get money
thank god she taught me how to eat my cereal. I havent eaten breakfast in two months cause i didnt know how. Life saver😩😍🤙🏻
I choked OMG sjdjsjssk
your name ohmygod!!!
Crush's Cereal I really hope this is a joke! XD!
😂😂😂
Queen Avery it obviously is
Zoella's next book:
*teaching you how to BrEaTh*
IKR
with 500 pages lmaoooo
anna leesa21 wait i actually need advice for that. because anxiety.
liana k , to energize breathe faster. To calm down, breathe slow. There you go! Give me a book deal.
Kari Tacoma ah, thank you. i’m transferring 20 pounds to your bank account as we speak. :)
How to achieve anything you want:
Step 1: Decide what you want to achieve.
Step 2: Achieve it.
zoella logic is flawless 😂
*Sis literally pulled a whole "I need to hit the word count for this essay" but on a 250 page book.*
Edit: Tbh it's a mood, but also a big no.
It's alright doing that when you're a sleep-deprived student just trying a pass a class, but it's not alright when you're a famous millionaire trying to get money off of a young and impressionable fanbase.
Issa mood but we dont sell our 3am coffee driven essays for 20£
This book seems to be made for aliens... Alien 101: How to host a human party.🤦🏾♀️
Zena van Heningen best comment
@@elianaermina5158 zena von heningen kinda stole that from featherqueen31...if you scroll down a bit you'll see what I mean...just saying
I didn’t think this was “that bad” until it got to the chalk board sign lmfao
Katie Ratsch same lol
Katie Ratsch irrelevant but i love ur pfp ugh
Katie Ratsch what’s wrong with it 😫
Katie Ratsch MICHAEL LANGDON
myra monster kiiiiing ahhh
instead of burning the book you should just make a garland out of it lol
i think zoella would be proud 😂
Oh and maybe you should make a video for that, just in case her fans still don't know how to make them - the instructions still could be too hard to understand :D
I am crying she actually told her fans how to write on a chalkboard wtf?
Rosie Carlile ikr
left right, left right, left right, and yOu'Re oN a WaLk!1!
PHIL
It sounds like she was a highschooler who was given an assignment and did the BARE minimum
Me
meanwhile there are good writers out there who deserve a publishing deal but can't get a good one because they aren't well known :)))))
she sounds like me ffs seriously im a bad example and shes unknowingly following my footsteps
Wait till they are well known too. They will be hated by a group of people as well. The more famous you are, the more haters you get. So please stop complaining already.
i can't- she literally made "write on the chalkboard" a step
kpop stuff armyyyy :DD
armyyyy
lol 😂
Hey it’s a _rlly_ important step!! what if her fans don’t know how to write on a chalkboard?! 😱 Then they’ll be confused and mess up the whole process just because she didn’t specify that they needed to write on the chalkboard. Illiteracy is no joke these days!!! 😤 (btw great pfp)
It’s for the people with the lower IQ’s 🙌🏻
The 46 dislikes on this video are from Zoella's 46 remaining fans. Can we PLEASE note that she is singlehandedly responsible for ruining the 'rose gold' thing too?
Actual footage of my teacher reviewing my essay
Yuki r1n that just gave me a whole new perspective
Love your display picture
It's great to see a quality female commentary channel
This book is for aliens trying to fit in.
No it’s the proper way of welcoming your guests and making them feel at home
Megan ??
Megan If you don’t have any people skills whatsoever and have never seen another human being before... then yes.
best comment ever
😂😂😂😂😂
1. Go to the bathroom.
2. Shit.
3. Wipe your butt.
4. This is totally up to you but you can wash your hands with soap.
Literally.
adriana Don’t forget to pull your trousers down and up after !
adriana you forgot step 4: flush
Zoella forgot to write a book so it’s okay.
But that's not all for the bathroom season yet! Next up, how to take a (relaxing) bath!
I'd rather that last one be _not_ totally up to ypu
I’m getting so annoyed thinking of all the wasted paper/trees for this, and for £20!!!! She better be donating money towards growing those trees back smh
Sophie P you need more likes this is something funny 😂
Lmaooo true
She still cares about the enviroment! Look at how she recycles ideas!
She be using all that money on her primark clothing hauls 🤡🤡
Yeah, how about 20 million?
Angelika turning that dusty cereal party into slam poetry I am living
That book is me trying to write an essay when I've only got 100 words (max) to say
With a title such as “cordially invited” I would have expected detailed recipes with specifications on how many people the dish will serve, tips on what drinks to serve with what food, how to set the table properly and in the decoration section maybe how to make table decorations such as center pieces, flower arrangements etc... - this book is just random Pinterest articles thrown into a book
EXACTLY OMG 😭😭
that makes too much sense for sister zoella
@@icravedeath7607 sister zoella is too much of an intellectual for that
Victoria T honestly write that book and i will buy it like that sounds genuinely brilliant haha
Stop it, you're giving me standards
"you take bread.... and you take ingredients you like with bread...
Boom sandwich"
I love you. Subscribed
1. Buy a chalkboard
2. Decide what you want to write on it
3. Write it
Definitely worth £20 just for that pro tip
😂
Lecari
Yes, I learnt something today...When I buy a chalkboard and chalk, I must decide what to write. What a revelation!
Thanks Zoella!!!
It's called a blackboard not chalkboard
Blackboard and chalkboard are both correct, actually - you can use both interchangeably :) Not all blackboards are black, some are green... hence 'chalkboard'.
Sophie1985 Are you serious?
As a 20-something moron, I can't wait to get this book so I can learn how to go on walks and invite my friends over to eat cereal!
MissInformed10 I checked the page of that because I wanted to do it. She forgot to mention the milk separately, now we're eating dry cereals....
Edit:
Damn it. I thought this was a joke, but she seriously wrote that down. Fuck my life, I can't even. I just can't.
I saw her commenting back on a Instagram comment asking if she had this book ghost written too. And she said " I wrote every single word".
Sis maybe you should get in touch with that Ghost Writer again 😂
i would be embarrassed to admit that i wrote it 😂😂
@@AngelikaOles Thanks for doing this video, if you can save one mindless Zoella fan from buying this book, you've done a real service to them 😅
Yiiiikkkeeesss 😂😂😂
Lol
yes all 100 words, very good Zoella. Impressive. ahahaha
"and we thought we were 50 cent"
Lmao
“These are all the mistakes” points at 3456 post it notes
Honestly, you guys deserve this. You asked her to not use a ghost writer and this time she didn't 😂😂😂
i wish she had used a ghostwriter because this is awful 😂😂
I think she just needs to stay away from books in general. I mean, Christmas is coming. Oh wait...
Most people expect some writing talent from someone who is selling books...so not really, she’s just outed herself as being a crap writer.
LOL
Hahaha damn.
this entire book is the embodiment of when you need to reach the word count on your essay jfc
Lol.. This comment made my day
Ahahaha I literally commented that 😂👌👌
Hahaha!
lmaaaaaaaaaao 💀
My Master‘s Thesis at the moment 😂😂 I laughed harder then a I should
Tbh this book has the content you'd expect to be in a decorative book, The ones that you put on coffee tables. Coffee table books usually have boring topics and make pretty much no sense because they aren't meant to be opened. That's what this book reminds me of.
But this book also isn't that eye catching. The only thing this book is good for is firewood. And even then you have to tear out the pages since it's hard back! Smh what a waste of trees, the Earth is truly quaking.
Natalie Johnson LMAOOO
"I love being a hostess" I've literally never seen any footage of more than three people (being her brother, Alfie's sister and her bf, or idk her parents) at her house in any festive occasion whatsoever.
This isn't true at all. She just hosted her brothers bday last month. Her book is literally pictures of all her gatherings.
lea michaelis then again she kept herself isolated in her millionaire house for the last 5 years, having a bday party doesn’t make up for that and doesn’t give her credit enough to make a book about it, not even a shitty one
What about tanya
Unless she's updated her hostess skills in the last year or so, she never even does *any* of this for her parties, like she literally buys loads of food and giant cakes from bakeries and caterers lol
@meaningless mess that's not called hosting that's inviting your friends over because you need to put content on your channel bec youre a fucking boring mess.
I know more about hostessing than she does and i dont even host.
reminds me of those self-care threads on twitter lol
how to clear your skin!!1!11
- drink water
- take a walk
thats it you got clear skin
ikr
Anne Müller haha! Too good
😂😂👏👏
For real, though! I get so unreasonably annoyed by those dumbass threads whenever I see them 😂😂
my thoughts exactly!!
I dont care for people bashing other people's work and accomplishment but when you started listing the cereal party ingredients I died. My girl had a word limit to meet...she did what she had to do 😂
R Mo bet her next book is gonna be “how to hit a word limit 101”
14:15 hahahahahha
I worked in the publishing industry and let me tell you, getting a book in the bestseller's list is as easy as pie. It's all about when to release a book, how you categorize it and how many books you sell at a certain time and date. It's not about selling a ton of books but rather gaming the system.
And how much pull your publisher has.
"its not my fault she's a walking mess"
Big mood
True
phat mood
a cereal party ...
sis is a damn _serial scammer_
"how to write a card: step 1: put your shoes on, step 2: make sure you wear a hat if its windy outside. step 3: walk to the nearest shop. 4. look at the cards. if its someones birthday, pick out a birthday card. step 5. find a pen, you can use black, or blue ink. step 6. make sure you sign your name so the person knows who its from. step 7 go to a post office. step 8. post the card." i feel like thats what this entire book is and its INSANE
You didnt specify to pay for the card. If you dont list that, I am afraid her fans will just walk out with it because it was left unsaid
you could use gel pens if you’re feeling fancy- there are light reds, dark reds, light oranges, dark oranges, light yellows, dark yellows, light greens, dark greens, light blues, dark blues, light purples, dark purples, light pinks and dark pinks to choose from! you could also write their name with each letter being a different colour! you could have many different combinations, like yellows and oranges and reds or you could go back to basics and use the primary colours (red, blue and yellow)- see my page on the colour wheel where i explain how to mix colours!
Leona Caran IM CRYINGSGSGSB
LMFAO💀💀💀💀💀
And that’s how you make an entire book with no effort when it could be get a card write in it and give it to someone but it needs to go forever because that’s how you scam people and make money
I love how she felt the need to elaborate on the different types of honey, fruits, and nuts lmao
the chalkboard steps have me dead lmao step 1 figure out what u want to write step 2 WRITE IT LMAO
Sis is prepared with all those tabs, colour coded, tea spill, I’ll buckle up for a good video
Megan Burrows first a bullet journal... NOW COLOUR CODED TABS
Why?? Omg has this girl nothing better to do than dissect other people’s jobs and lives?? She should get a life, go work... or idk study! people are free to do whatever they want so there’s really no point of her judging her... It’s actually ridiculous 😭😂😂😂
Pstvt got her 1 million views though sis
sis did her research 👏 she had her receipts ready
I don’t know why this was suggested, but I freaking lost it at the cereal party. 😂
Who even are you 🤗
Same... IDK how I got here but I’m not mad. 🤣
SAME...but I’m digging it! 😂
For anyone saying 'she spent money, so she supported her' she spent money so we don't have to and she probs got it on ebay with 50% off😂
Zoella and/or the publisher still profits...
People commenting "why'd you buy the book just to bash it" clearly don't understand the concept of something called, oh what's the word, oh right...A REVIEW.
LOL so true!
Jamie Caldwell 😂😂😂🤣🙏🏼
You do realize it's a best seller because Zoe has millions of fans that'll buy ANYTHING she releases, regardless of if it's good or not, right? Being a best seller doesn't equal being a quality book. And you're right, everyone is different. Which means that Angelika can say and do whatever she wants on her own channel. If she doesn't like the book, she has the right to explain why. If she doesn't like Zoe or her actions, she can say that too. At the end of the day, she is entitled to her own opinion, as are you, but if you don't agree with it, instead of calling her sad and lonely, you can click off of the video and find content you do actually agree with and enjoy.
@@jamiecaldwell35 I was about the comment the same thing you did.
Marcell Lombaard interestingly enough one can buck the system and get on the New York Times best sellers list. A girl bought tons of copies of her own book to make it a best seller and then she got caught.
you put more effort into this video than zoella did for her book
Fucking hater
Wow cause your videos are so much more effort 😑🙄
Sunshine Star i was saying zoella put no effort into her book, not hating on the video
For real tho
Honestly why are some of you guys complaining she's just saying the truth.
The sad thing is that people like myself are trying to go into writing and publishing as a job and shes just filling up the book sections with a load of tat that you could find in Morrison’s. I dont think its fair in my opinion.
I get where your head is at but it seems like you're saying because stuff like this gets published, your work will have a less likely chance to be published and seen. Trust me, it's the exact opposite and if you work in publishing, you'll realise that highly commercial stuff like this, although not of high quality, is very valuable right now. It brings in money that otherwise publishing houses aren't seeing because book sales have plummeted, compared to their historic success in the early 2000s. If you want there to be any publishing houses running to publish your work one day, it'd be a good idea to at least not bash stuff like this.
Reece Mawhinney - nah i think OP was just saying its not fair that actual writers have to apply themselves and work hard, when rich dingbats get to call themselves “published authors” just by shitting out a literal shopping list lol
it did give me a good laugh in real life though, Reece, to read the last sentence of your reply, where you imply that this person’s youtube comment will bring down all publishing houses in the future 😂😂😂 so thank you for that actual-LOL!!
I hate when youtubers get for example 'new york bestseller' wake up ffs the only reason why the books sold is that those youtubers already have loads of fans, not necessarily because its a good book
Zoella is me when the teacher says I have to reach 1000 words but I've only got 200
Wow this is a lot of likes
Daisy Tucker mood
I think the problem is that she is surrounded by yes men. People who fawn over her every idea, like making paper chains. This was excellent btw
I went to Barnes & Noble (a bookstore) the other day and saw this book under “best-sellers” next to phenomenal novels such as The Great Gatsby, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, etc... what a disgrace.
Andrea Castillo this hurts me
Disgrace is definitely a right word,absolutely pathetic
This gives me cancer. Repeatedly.
@Soufflé Girl *No it isn't at all,that is just move from her PR team,to try and sell more books*
The Great Gatsby should not be shamed by being placed near "Zoella" what a mockery of beautiful literatures
I don't think these youtubers understand how the life of a normal person is. We have jobs! No one's sitting at home every season wondering what to do, go on a walk or fly a kite?! Most of us reach home, barely manage to make dinner, cry about not having 48-hour days and wonder how to get more than 5 hours of sleep.
Amen sis!
FOR REAL!!
Sreoshee Rafiq agreed, on my last job (learning engagement centre withs kids) I worked 47 hours a week and couldn’t find time to read before going to bed... but honestly she could use her book to make a comic show because it is surely hilarious.
“girl... gone wild” ahahahah i died
i mean at least she actually wrote this one
You can tell she did write this one, and also suddenly you understand why she didn't write the other lmao
Catherine Cane lmao so true
Oh shit!😂
All she had to do was copy and paste past recipes lol 😂😂
LoneLuna well, the pages that actually HAVE text on them, yeah.
Thank you for wasting your money on that book for us
Yes hahaha
@@chloehart3169 umm, in the video she said that she wasted her money on the book, that's why I said that. Also I didn't expect her to buy the book, she didn't have to as far as I'm concerned and I never implied that I expected her to buy anything for us. I think that you're reading too much into my comment
Chloe Hart You got the same name as me 😂😂
😂😂🙌🏼
Ur really pretty
Wait so you’re telling me that people STILL watch/support Zoella? Thought we left her back in 2014
Davely Gomez nah man she still gets at least 1mil per vid
me too😂😂
why?😂
What happened in 2014?
@@keeram4363
that was the last time she was relevant
Wow I cant believe she even out that out. 0 effort. Like the chalkboard one she could have bought a piece of wood and chalkboard pain to make her own chalkboard but she literally buys a chalkboard and chalk and that's it lmao
Put as many ads on this video you want because I need you to get your money back lmfao
sick queen yura
Omg lmaooo
LMAOOO
sick
I love this sm 😂
This book is just all the things your mum told you when you were 5.
I wouuld actually buy that book. That would be some funny shit.
A book of things moms have told you would probably do really well. Moms say some sketchy stuff when you're growing up 😁
Must buy 😂
“left right left right and you’re on a walk!” IM DEAD
Sponge bob's book "Plan your own party kit" was 1000 times better darling. ZoEllA juST StOp
That book is literally a Pinterest board of an 8 year old
lmao
This book is hella disorganised. How is sis naming her book ‘cordially invited’ and then telling us to spring clean and restock the pantry? What does that have to do with being a hostess??
Zoella always encourages the idea that, to achieve " the perfect day" or to be happy around your family or friends, you need to buy, buy, buy and expect gifts from people who pay you a visit... It's ridiculous. She really does encourage over consumption. Which is not surprising since she and most of the people around her are rich people. To me, it's a terrible message to younger children. To spend a wonderful time with friends or family, you don't need to buy clothes, you don't need to constantly buy new things to put at your house, you don't need to buy a million ingredients to prepare something good and tasty. All you need is to tell stories, remember good moments, laugh together and have a nice cup of tea.
Thank you for the video! I really like your channel girl!
yeah i completely agree with this xx
You are so right. Halloween? Buy stuff. Christmas? Buy stuff. Birthday? Buy stuff. Dog's birthday? Buy stuff. Garden party? You get my drift. She literally seems to buy everything new for every single event. Such a sad message to send out.
Spot on comment! One of the main reasons I stopped watching her was her rampant consumerism (Alfie is even worse). It disgusting to me.
This is such a pathetic comment you know for a fact you would be doing the same in her shoes 😂😂😂 everyone would we all strive for better things and if you have the money why not that's literally what money is for....buying things. Just because you don't have money (neither do I) is no reason to be so bitter towards someone. She's made a life for herself what have you done ?
I agree that she is a huge consumer on camera. But I think that's just what she is enjoying and like to do with her fortune. That is her lifestyle. You can not dictate how she live her life or make her do whatever you think it's right to save the world. So make yourself or your children to not following her lifestyle if you want to save the planet :)
"and put them around our necks like idiots and we thought we were 50 cent" im crying LMAO
1:08 "girl gone wild" KILLED ME LMAO
i am still wheezing i can't 😂 😂
😂
zoellas entire book is basically me trying to fill up paper during an essay
this book proves what a powerful mind she has, she made COMMON SENSE INTO A BOOK AND CHARGED 20£ FOR IT
we love a capitalist queen
"capitalist queen" jfc will you fuck off with that bullshit terminology. if women are strong they should just fucking be strong. great sign of weakness? needing to be reminded that you are strong
@@foreignuser_ Sis what are you stressed about? I can barely comprehend your comment
@@evelynecstasy probably have a comprehension problem bc you are an idiot
@@foreignuser_ Nah its because I actually went to English class can't say the same for you sweetie.
@@evelynecstasy that's great queenie you're doing just fine
i lost it when she started reading the grocery list HAHAHA
I used to work for a publishing company- What Zoella did is nothing new. Tons and tons of people (sadly) make simple "coffee table" books that are basically about nothing. It has become its own genre. But it makes money. So I actually think Zoella knows exactly what she's doing.
ChaosAsItSwirls yeah but tons and tons of people make food but they still make books for that
...and ? @@megan8968
ChaosAsItSwirls just saying that tons of people will write books and some will be the same so..... 🤷🏼♀️
ChaosAsItSwirls I love coffee table books, about art, photography, design. Like yeah, kinda useless but they can work as inspiration or just a conversation piece. I used to love the bigass books about world records, there was interesting stuff there. But this Zoella (and other RUclipsrs) doesn’t make sense... it’s just so vain and stupid and low effort. Even just a book about her “aesthetics” would’ve been better,
@@megan8968 sweetie, stop defending her on every comment you don't like about her
*i hope she sees this*
Trust meee
Oh yeah...she will! 😉
Liberty Spencer that is really disrespectful. I understand that you are not a fan of hers , but you shouldn’t joke about panick attacks.
Liberty Spencer she just really cares and wants everything to be perfect, she sets her aims too high and when she can’t accomplish them she feels like she didn’t do enough . And all these hate comments doesn’t help.
@@unaplesa9588 hi Zoella
She is THIRTY years old telling us to make chocolate nests and paint eggs I’m really screaming over here HAhahaha
Also who is having all these damn parties?? We have jobs sis wow omg
elletides I'd say she throws these parties, but she is too anxious to invite people over. Well.
Perfect for people who has a brain size of an amoeba
i didn’t skip any of the ads because u really need your £20 back. what a rip off lmao
thank you 😭😭😭😂
Done the same thing 😂
Wait? They get more if I don’t skip?? 😳
I’m so stupid!
Ella Trix this is hilarious 😂😆 #GetAngelikaHer20Back
I love this comment 😂
She’s walking her channel into its grave
Left right left right
Jodie I LAUGHED SO HARD FUCK
She got money. She doesn't care about it
Jodie LMAOOO
I was eating,and I literally choked
Jodie Zoey's channel had died a long time ago, All she ever does so upload videos that were filmed months ago, Like she just uploaded Alfie's birthday video a few days ago when his birthday was September 18. I didn't find anything interesting cause I've already seen Alfie's stories and his birthday vlog. Whenever Zoey decides to make new videos I'll still find them boring. literally, an hour of her talking I'd rather re-watch Shane Dawson's series. By the way, the rumors about Alfie And Zoey breaking up, I know he said it's fake, To be honest, I don't see them "as a couple" I see them as "2 friends who live together" LMAO why do I feel like they're gonna be in their 80s and still not be married.
Wow a cereal party. Is she serious? It's called breakfast. I can't even say zoella anymore without laughing.
I love that you actually research before you talk about a topic and don’t just say random bashful things.
Awesome video and amazing research about the topic
Just discovered you and I am definitely subscribing.
You do know bashful means shy right?
@@joewhite4456 I think it's either "Bashing things" or "Bashful" means "Embarrassing"
Even for the cereal party shit she could have at least expanded on what types of fruit/cereal/yogurt/milk go best together.
BUT NO JUST LIST THINGS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER - THATS GOOD ENOUGH
"Girl... f**cking gone wild, I don't care" I'm crying.
But fr, you're not milking the Zoella situation... I don't see how you would be.
Honestly, I was in a Graphic Design course in my art school, where all last year students had to make a project that involved designing something graphically, whether it be a book, guides, leaflets, notebooks, or even brands and designing the visual image of festivals, among others. We all had to think of an interesting concept, of creating something that is WORTH existing. I saw a girl do a recipe book, and although it had simple recipes, she thought about everything! The demographic: for children-preteens that want to start cooking but feel intimidated by professional pictures of the food, which sometimes are produced to seem better than they actually are - to solve this problem, she made illustrations. So clearly, it doesn't even matter if the content is simple, just that you know who is it targeted for, and design it accordingly. The design of this book, albeit not atrocious, is egotistical. It's zoella's style. And pairing that with a vague demographic and unoriginal, recycled recipes AND images, makes it seem like she just wants money, simple as that. While art students like us did projects nearly all by ourselves, thought of everything, made it sure everything made sense and the work was well produced, for no monetary gain, simply to prove ourselves as designers and learning how to make a project from beginning to end... Meanwhile someone like Zoella can make money off of something so unoriginal that she also paid other people to design for her according to HER taste to "embellish" her oh so "helpful" content. This makes me so mad.
Thank GOD she had a section about taking a walk. I have been like Grandpa Joe in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for the last 3 months and this book was the Golden Ticket! I just sprang right up and put one foot in front of the other. Thank you so much for sharing!!
Now, is there a sequel about how to put on pants and shoes? Asking for a friend who recently learned how to walk and is 2 km from her home...
LMAO
Ghostwritten by Pinterest
Remember when British RUclipsrs were the shit
yeah and now theyre shit
Their content and they themselves are still stuck on 2014 + the scammery and finnessity
Oof offensive much, Daz Black isn't that bad and LDshadowlady or the Scottish RUclipsr lee who made Scottish Peppa pig n Scottish disney and all that
Kiwi
He’s an exception.
Now it’s Korean beauty and lifestyle vloggers 👀🤪
GIRL GONE WILD LOL
Lol😂 yep
*gone sexual*
I had to pause and laugh 😂
Why do I find you everywhere? We watch the same shit 😅
I've been looking for a book for my alien friends that explains how to be human! Making a sandwich! Please zoella, save me the issue of putting bread and ingredients togethter, so my alien friends wont have to bare my explanation!!
Sis wasted money on this book and made a profit on this video, absolute business mastermind 🔥❤️
@vj lockett She is a business mastermind. Not a logical mastermind and a person with common sense but a business mastermind because she literally knows that she will profit off of her bullshit.
Guys, she was speaking about the uploader, not Zoella. The uploader is the business mastermind, lmao
I was talking about the girl who made the video lmao chill
I don't even follow Zoella as a topic but apparently I watch enough tea spilling videos to end up here.
And normally I wouldn't comment but I know a bit about the publishing world and I just wanted to let you know the bestsellers list is absolutely bullshit. If you have time, I'd recommend looking up the book Handbook for Mortals which ended up on the bestsellers list BEFORE it was even finished. Honestly I don't even know if it ever got finished. It has everything to do with demand which can 100% be faked. Online reviews, publishing hype on fake social media accounts, etc. They call bookstores (making sure they were bestseller reporting stores) and preorder large amount of the books themselves. That is the number that determines bestseller and in a lot of cases the order can be cancelled after reporting or those who preorder them give them away as like social media stunts. You could literally buy your way onto the bestsellers list and it happens allll the time depending on the publisher. Fucked up right?
Also her book is not the first book to basically condescendingly tell you how to breathe. Self-help books are strife with that kind of crap. Lmao.
LizzieBelina you are correct. Bethenny Frankel book ended up on Amazon best seller list before it even came out or even for pre-order
Explains why literally EVERY single book is a “bestseller”. Knew that was bullshit.
This was harsh but in a honest way like I couldn’t even rebuke any point you made. She really is a scammer.
*_zoella this aint it sis....._*
*_i used to be such a big supporter and then I bought one of her books.... AND OH SIS_*
lmao same I used to be her fan too.. and believed how much she "works very hard"
Silly little me bought all her 'girl online' books thinking I was supporting her.Fucking trash.
I still like her vlogs, they're chill. but her books were always horrible even as a 13 years old I couldn't finish one book😞😅😂
"sis really did that, like sis just did something ugh her mind" lmfao one of my fav moments
Julie and it happened again I read when she said
I choked on air when you said A CEREAL PARTY and started naming every milk in existence
Me when i saw the title: Oh ffs what did she do now???
Highintheskyy ! SAME PMSL
Armyy 💜
Sara Merschbach yeees!!! ❤️❤️
“The hints are for a child”
Don’t insult children like that...
ok fine. the hints are actually reminders to herself