ZOELLA'S £50 ADVENT CALENDAR | HONEST, BRUTAL REVIEW
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I know people have been slagging off the fact I’m “giving away” posters in each video - which is mental. But I’m going to continue to do so.
I’m not assuming everybody wants a poster, I know some of you couldn’t give a shit - but if you would like to win one, all you have to do is drop a message down below and suggest a shit item you’d expect to find in Zoella’s next advent calendar? The funniest answer will win one.
I hope you guys are enjoying the content. I’m enjoying making it more than ever.
Love you, you bunch of cunts. J.
JaackMaate one of her hairs
Wanted one of them for a while.
JaackMaate a piece of nalas shit
Inflatable dart board
Not really a shit item but i would fully expect the last door to have her net earnings for the year in it.
JaackMaate a slice of Alfie's kidney
Not even ashamed to say I come back every year to watch this
It's my pre-christmas tradition too 🥰
Me too 🤣🤣
Not in the slightest, I’ll probably watch it 3-4 times between now and Christmas! Even though, being older and in the US, I had never heard of Zoella before watching this!
Same
Same 😂😂
"You can smell the exploitation of young children.... yeah you can" hahahahah jack I'm dying
Literally makes no sense.
Betsy H
That’s the point ya dud
Ok merlina
smh yes it does makes sense. cheap shit like that is made by slave children in undeveloped countries in cruel conditions for either no pay or like 2 cents an hour.
Emily finally someone I can relate to. Everyone judges me when I say stuff like that.
Who else is here in 2023 just getting into the festive spirit with this Christmas classic?
meeee every single year lmao
In 2023 this is actually a bargain
@@stinksofbeefiocosy livy affecting us all, zoellas cheap now xo
@@stinksofbeefio Haha true
Nothing says festive like this video 🤣❤️
It’s that time of year again and I am not ashamed to say that I return to this video every single winter without fail. Jack, this is a timeless masterpiece.
real
@HARRYRANTS very festive! 🎄
Lol same, this was my first video of his years ago & he had me dying 😂 Watched ever since
It's been a year, yet I still wet myself over 'HMMM, A PEN?!!'
_spaceyprince saaaaamme
_spaceyprince saaaame
Sameeeee🤣🤣🤣🤣
The hilarious thing is eltoria was acting like it was the best part of the calendar, her acting was so painful lmao
He sounded like Ross 😂
12 days of disappointment
12 days of money for zoella
12 Days of Depression, 1p Shite & fucking frustration more like haha
my year be like 12 months of disappointment
Brittany Nelson 12 days of making sure Zoella gets her Waitrose card
@@kubabiszczak Like seriously how is she sleeping at night.
The re-watchability factor of this video is just insane. I swear even after a decade I'll still come back to watch this video
i can’t believe we’re already at the 5 year anniversary of this video
@@khloebankslife What do you mean 2017 was five years ago??
Same 😂
I'm sure I'm not the only one who comes back to this video every single year as a lil' Christmas tradition! Happy five years, everyone!
I do the same. 🤣Same to you.
Omg I do it to 😂
I’m back too! 😂
Happy 5 years 😂🎉
@@indyvds6442 🤣
Watching during isolation just to hear: “hmm a pen”
Same
same tho
lmao idk why but after you pointed out it sounded even funnier
6:41
sameee
“You really can smell the exploitation of young children” I’ve been coming back to this vid 3 years in a row for this line
I come back for the 'Hmmm A pen, A PeNnnN'
I was watching a video and they referenced child exploitation and it felt like I had a fever dream when in the back of my mind I just heard this playing back to me on repeat. I could not for the life of me remember where from for a good 10 minutes and when I finally remembered it I literally said 'oh thank god' lmaoo
My sister was 11 when this calendar came out. After the 12th day SHE apologised to my mum for asking for it. Still makes my blood boil.
It’s been out for 2 years
Via Horsfield yeah I watch it every year around Christmas time November to December it’s my Christmas tradition I love exploitation of small children 😂😂😂😂👌✨ but for real Z‘s this calendar is awful and I don’t know how she sleeps at night
6 years since this masterpiece and were all back for our annual giggle
the cookie cutter that bent really sent me. she actually put this out there with confidence 😭
I burst out laughing when this part came.
@@corinnae.7877 I love how Jamie doubles down. with "how can she sleep at night"
@@Acinnn and that f****ng hell
It was the bag of confetti for me
@@Acinnn🤣🤣
I watch this annually. It’s a Christmas tradition.
amzyb_x same
Samw
Same
LITERALLY SAME😭😭😭😭
Nathan Holton yooo me to
oh memories..
Hello big nab
the fact that big jackmaate’s come back to like this fills me with so much joy
word
Sameee
Same
It's 2050
All of us have grown up and made a family
It's the yearly Christmas tradition to watch the jackmaate speech as a family so we all commune here once again
And so it is
6 years later and I still cannot FATHOM how this calendar was put into production and seriously put on shelves
It’s officially a Christmas tradition to watch this video
Jaide XO yes😂😭
I aggressively agree with this comment.
Omg this has been in my recommendations every Christmas and I always watch it 😂😂
*agreed*
Hannah Xo I’ve watched this the last two Christmas!! But truthhhh😂😂
I forgot it was that bad...
First 😂😂😂😂😂
@@motivationultraa172 2
literally same 😭😭😭
UP THE CORNER
Back for my yearly rewatch of this masterpiece.
I can't believe I'm going to say this - THIS IS BETTER THAN CHANEL 2021 ONE.
How beautiful is it that we've still gathered here 4 years later to discuss how much of a trendsetter Zoella was...
probably no one can do worse than chanel in 2021 haha
I was gonna argue that for like fifty pounds the Chanel calendar isn't that bad and then I remembered it was like five hundred something and got mad all over again.
“7 stickers there! so she’s really spoiling us on day four” LMAOOOO
It’s actually crazy how shit this was
Taylor Joy literally !!!! Everything he says is true
The video or the calendar?
Lmao! Zoella really played tf out of everybody who bought them! 😂😂😂
@@Hello-yx5yv I'm guessing the calendar because this video was deffs not shit lol
A true British Christmas Classic, watched by all families on Christmas eve.
I swear every year at Christmas time I come to watch this video, I'm not even ashamed to admit it. I'm in stitches every, single, time. It's never failed to make me laugh. 😂 Absolute classic
“So she’s really spoiling us on day 4” I come back to this video just for that line 😭😂
Charl VE I come back for the lob it in the bin part.
+JSTV sameeee😂😂😂😂
i come back for the ‘MMM A PEN’
I came back for "hmmm... a PEN"
I come back for "Biscuit on a string :D"
Christmas season is rolling in again and we're back to this gem.
Oh yeah
it's the most wonderful time of the year!
It’s great in every season, but with Christmas „just around the corner” I watch this video literally once a week 😂
Martyna Wasik I thought I was the only one who watched this every season of the year lol
for real thooo
it’s that magical time of year that this starts to appear in my suggested videos, it’s become a christmas tradition to watch this 🎄🤣
“You can smell the exploitation of young children.” 😂😂
More like you can smell the sadness and confusion from the young children!
Don't tell Prince Andrew
@@sprklfaz w-what?
Faiza H 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is arguably the best Christmas movie
I'm watching it even tho it's April 🤣
I'm watching this rn to prepare for Christmas.
@@cheesecakelasagna same
I find it hard to get it up these days
It’s October and I’m watching this already!
It should have been about £20, with an offer on it constantly.
Zoella might not be relevant anymore but the annual Christmas tradition of always coming back to watch this absolutely classic banger of a video always will be. ^_^
"7 stickers so she's really spoiling us" 😂😂😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
Becky Ellis I saw this as he said it
TJ OMGGGG SAME😅
ooo 7 stickers aye, so she's really spoiling us on day four. I'm dead haha
His smile when he says it just makes it so much funnier
Kaylerz I know that was hilarious
I love coming back every year to watch this I'm so happy
Same 😂
Here for another year
I can't believe it's already been four years since we've been blessed with this amazing video. There's no proper Christmas season without watching it.
Agreed! Still don’t know what a “John Lewis” advert is, though! 😂
back on it
More of a tradition than anything else in my fam...
try 6
I love the passive aggressiveness.
I once killed A man with my shoe jesus i love your username
Aggresiirnskwudhensjnxjnjvenessjksns. 😂😂Aggressiveness is such a fucking long word. 😅
its called british
Coming back and watching this is my christmas tradition
Back again in 2023 for the yearly watch 😂
When you're from Australia and don't realise it's in pounds, and think $50, a little steep but not a complete joke...
_Then you bloody choke when you realise it's _*_eighty five_*_ freeken Aussie dollars!_ Is she having a go?? 😂😂
Samantha Melanie 65$ usd😂
Samantha Melanie I’m Australian as well like omfg
That’s fuckin’ horrible
Nz 90ish dollars fml that is shit I’d rather have benefits Callander
$95 in new zealand.... id rather not
Jack: "the *exploitation* of young children"
Jamie: "you need to stop this"
Jack: "you can. Smell it."
Jamie: "oh ye you can"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My god I'm dying
x Zoe Playz x I literally read that out when he said it lol
Yasssss I just made it 1000 likes 🤑
🤣🤣
We meet again for our annual pilgrimage
And like clockwork, this appeared in my recommended again. Hello, old friend.
"Biscuit on a string"😂😂
Maya Malik 1000th like
"How is she sleeping at night?" 😂😂😂
DeniseinWonderland Ikr?
on a pile of money
'knowing that this is the f*cking shops?'
This might have been the best £50 ever spent on RUclips. A classic
Back here again for 2023 😂🙌🏼
"It's fucking stickers, Jamie. It's stickers mate".
“mMMmM A pEn” 😂
Rae Likes Froot love that bit x
Rae Likes Froot I died at 6:34
Read it as he said it XD
I thought your name was Rae Likes Foot
Once again... I'm here for this yearly tradition 🎉
It’s a Christmas tradition to come back to this every year, one of the funniest videos ever made😂
i hope she brings the other half of the calendar out this year😂😂
Yesss 😂😂😂
PAAHHAHAHHA
1000th like
1.1k liker yeet
IM SCRSA8IMING
she worked on this for a year
*let that sink in*
Ain’t no bloody way
She’s the British Jaclyn Hill
Wtf it would take literally 5 mins to throw some random bs items in a box
Must of took a long time to get cookie cutters and candles and other crap IT OBVIOUSLY TOOK HER A YEAR ITS A LOT OF EFFORT
being sarcastic btw
1 item per month, wow alot of work
this is my roman empire
6 years and I'm back here again
I died when he bent the cookie cutter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME
Pink Bettas SAME 🤣🤣
Pink Bettas jmann020102@gmail.com
Pink Bettas was that many ‘😂’ really needed?
Fave part😂😂😂
It's funny how zoella and oli blocked jaackmaate 😂😂
Simply because he spoke the truth about them exploiting their young viewers.
Maddie Xx wait did they 😂😂
I can’t believe I got this video recommended in October 2023. The algorithm is truly algorithming.
That’s $94 Australian dollars. You won’t catch me sniffing THAT advent calendar. I could have a better time opening public toilet stalls to find little Christmas gifts. The confetti killed me, I can not image the truma young children faced after opening day 2… so so sad.
Going off division every item would have to be worth $8aud each.
The fact that you spent so much money to buy the calendar, just so we could have this video, really makes me respect you.
don't worry will get more money from the vid than what he lost from buying it 😂
he got like minimum $2000 lmao
It not even Christmas like it is mid July and I needed a laugh so I came here
Nikita Harrhy it’s September now but I need this in december😂
Lois Reddick same haha
same
ahh nothing like a christmas classic to get you feeling festive
we come back every year!
2023 gangg
Some people say christmas starts when Mariah Carey plays they are wrong
Christmas starts when this banger comes up on the recommended
It just came up for me wth 😂
"You can smell the exploitation of children" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
reminds me of the free stuff you get in girls magazines
I mean you can go into Sephora and buy a lipstick and get half this shit for free!
Ikr
I have to keep reminding myself that she spent a year working on it
Gotta say, one of my favorite things in UK newsstands was magazines wrapped in plastic with free stuff included. They don’t really do that in the US.
As October 2023 arrives this comes onto my recommendations yet again for another year. I wouldn't change a thing.
Watch this every year and it blows my mind this was on sale for £50
I hope Zoella saw this 😂😭
Haha
Doubt it. They surround themselves with ’yes men’ and live in a complete bubble
@@melody5893 They don't like the truth that's why
@Kira Grima-Williams 50p in a pound shop lol
Holly Louise same
The moment he opens the puffy thing you can actually see the moment he realises how truly right he is with this video😂
lame af
Christmas is just round the corner and this video is defrosting nicely just in time
I come back here just to hear
“MM, a pEN”
*"Here it is after half an hour of searching I found door number one. SO MANY DOORS!"* I died 😂😂😂
why am I rewatching this in July
I am rewatching in July but I know the reason why. Alfie Fcked up!
Because it's epic
Same
sameeee
Same
guys it’s the first of december you know what that means. the yearly rewatch begins
It’s November, which means it’s time to bust out this absolute beauty of a video just in time for Christmas!
I think the pen and paper are meant for writing a suicide note after realising you spent £50 on a shitty advent calendar where the most expensive thing is the box
H4ZE LOOOOOOOOOOOOL funny not funny
Omg 😰😂😂😂
Shakirra Sesay it's the truth 👌
H4ZE you've made my day
This is the best comment I've ever seen, hands down
"Why isn't it 60"
Idk why the enthusiasm just makes me laugh
This is my Roman Empire
“Maybe it should’ve said tacky and overpriced” 😂😂
I’m bloody howling 😂😂😂
Tozfu Design Hahaha same
Lmfao
it’s one of them you can’t help laughing at x
Can you just say your howling. Lol.
This is the most british thing I’ve ever read
There are only two things I must watch every Christmas Eve - Muppet Christmas Carol and this wonderfully sarcastic advent calendar review.
this is my annual christmas video i come here every yeat
That's such a rip off you could make your own for 25 days 😂
ItsJustMikee I’ve made 2 25 day advent calanders for my friend and sister a few years ago and made both for only $20 it’s not that hard really it just took a bit of craftiness lol
MynameisJessie hhahahahahahahab lol
SIOBHAN CHANNEL what is a haul and why would I want to watch a video about it? I come on the internet to watch rhinos fight elephants, or people crash their car into petrol stations. You considered filming any of that sort of stuff?
SIOBHAN CHANNEL ahhh sorry, was being slow. It's a shop lifting channel. It's not for me I'm afraid, I like to pay my way.
For 25$
Absolute brilliance
+ImAllexx much love!
Legends supporting legends loving it
ImAllexx what a waste of money i mean what the hell were they thinking..... i dunno if theyre smart enough to consciously exploit kids, but then again ive been wrong before
You planning on doing your own video about this?
You’re amazing
i rewatch this like its the snowman
It's the "this is a sturdy, high quality gingerbread man that cant be bent" as he very easily bends it completely out of shape that sends me the most
I love how Jamie slowly just turned on Zoe the more the video went on
'If you smell really hard u can smell the exploitation of little children' 😂
*1st of December hits*
*opens youtube*
"It's time"
this coming up in my recommended... its almost time
The candle is for burning the advent calendar
S O F I A 21 no one wants to burn their £50 if my mom found out I burnt her £50 she’d throw me off a bridge
It won't last that long
They didn't give anything to light the candle with tho...
The Gemini it’s a joke
lol
You could literally buy everything in this calendar for £7.50 and that’s including Jaackmaate
😂
They should throw in Alfie for a quid
@@littlemiss_sunshine6945 nah, he'd make the 50 quid worth it
@@littlemiss_sunshine6945 hmmm idk that's a bit steep till you what throw in a ham sambo and we got a deal
probably costs an entire pound to manufacture
Well, its a week until Christmas, time to binge watch this video on repeat and be grateful that Jack graced us with this comedic masterpiece.
cant believe this was 2017. it feels like it was just like two years ago
Fucking quality this 😂
Done the math and you’re paying FOUR POUNDS for each individual item!! Madness, 4 quid for a cookie cutter which is about 50 p for a pack of 10 in Aldi! Four quid for a bit of fluff on a key ring which I’ve got for free in various shops! Four quid for GLITTER!!!! FOUR FLAMIMG QUID!!! Madness actually madness.
VampetteFan1994 this comment is so british
Jack Martin nope its definitely british
I can confirm that this comment is 100% British with a typo ‘math’ which should’ve been ‘maths’ 😂
Jack Martin Look at the comments
2+2 is 4 - 1 that 3 quick math
6 years later and I still watch this video every Christmas
Back to my favourite Christmas ritual
Watching this September 2019 just for “hmmm a PEN!” 😂🤣
Lucy Smith Same haha and I’m excited for Christmas
4 days ago was October mate 🤣
Lol i’ve just watched it again too! ;-)
You can even use it to write on one of the many 7 stickers."
*many 7 you know* hahaha
S_lumi S ever heard of time zones