Cool video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her
its difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation, my relationship of 12 years ended, but i couldnt just let him go i did all i could to get him back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual counselor who helped me bring him back
At least she told him all the deals and clauses, he doesn't have to figure it out by himself through trials and errors with lots of fights and headaches
Its called manipulation 💀💀💀 do NOT fall for this she wanted everything in a normal relationship but with no commitment on her part, while brother man over here's found himself in an actual relationship… little does _he_ know she probably isnt going to be exclusive
@@imcasualjimm I mean in my view I think she was manipulating him into being in realtionship with her, idk if she is going to be loyal the same way she is expecting him to be, but you gotta admit is a happy ending considering the majority of times the skits in this channel go... At least both are happy and there is no physical or emotional abuse (despise/besides this whole scenario)
@@TitansPrince I mean that's expected from a skit from contentmachine I am just saying that compared to the other skits that's sort of a happy ending you know? At least nobody died, was cursed, enslaved or anything of sorts kind of???
This is hilarious yet a great way of putting a couple terms. What she presents is just a healthy manual for people who care of each other. Revolutionary! I've seen people getting in relationships with no/unreasonable boundaries and at some point one or the other is pushing to turn it into a couple. You don't have enough on your plate, let's go for "casual" toxicity! Shaboinking won't replace mutual respect and admiration.
@@jhetgrabis6137 I was just going to say that this isn't an example of gaslighting, just classic manipulation using the fallacy of equivocation and the slippery slope.
Really? I always thought of relationships as going through stages as actively learning about each other, accepting highs and lows, move in together/ build a family together/ married, and then good for all the challenges ahead when all is good from eachother and having a caring reliable person not worth losing. Saying casual... I always read it as the guy is already decided that he does not like me and does not want to know me...just wants seggs.
Nah, my friend. Whether it's fortunate or unfortunate, I never had a girl to manipulate me into this. And that's probably a good sign for me since I'm just 20? Or maybe it's just because I am ugly and obese, both at the same time.
I've literally had this happen to me on Tinder a girl put everything on her profile claiming to be looking for a long term casual hookup. She pretty much was requesting this of me as well pretty much was asking me to do everything that a boyfriend would do I blocked her on my phone and never talk to her again cuz she clearly didn't know what exactly it meant to just be casual or looking for a hookup
Maybe it is because those people take those things extremely seriously and have got developed the sense of responsibility (maybe they take that as a potentially life long commitment which then raises a plethora of new questions). Just a thought.
This video just made me realize, I am in the same situation 😭 Started with a simple ice cream, now it is accelerating at a rate I can't control. I told her I can't be serious as I need a stable career first. However, I keep on agreeing with her otherwise she becomes a bit sad. Update: It's finally over
Friend, I'm telling you as a woman, you have the right to say no. If you don't want to be in a relationship like that you can end it, maybe she will be sad but at the end of the day if you don't want to do it she can't and shouldn't pressure you.
My friend, remember, the more time goes on harder it becomes to leave. I have recently gotten out of a similar situation and wow do I feel saved. She being sad is the right thing, because she manipulated the situation to escalate it out of your control. You also don't know if she loves you or she is simply just filling her emotional emptiness with you. The only thing you have to sacrifice is... sex. Just have a good masturbation session and look at your feelings again. @@kisamehoshigaki1519
Her: And sign here, here, aaaand here. Him: Of course. *signs* Him: What did I sign for? Her: Half your possessions and equity now belong to me if you ever leave.
I knew a girl like this college, except she actually believed that doing this wasn’t dating. She also believed that if you’re in the proximity of someone that is dating then you’re part their date too. I wasn’t even looking for her, I was looking for the leasing manager, but ran into her instead.
"shaboink" and "horizontal monster mash" were not words I though I would be hearing today.
Since I watch this channel these words are totally part of my vocabulary 😂
Horizontal charleston
new to me, too.
Those are words I thought I would never hear
Wait until you meet Dr. Shaboinky
I admire her manipulation skills.
me too
Its in the estrogen 😂
Bro said hun 😂
Her manipulating him into not using her as just a living sex toy
That girl tricked him into marriage AND to celebrate their anniversary every year. Lol.
The only thing I don't believe here is she knew what she wanted to eat
She didn't, she just knew where she wanted to go
Yeah even I found that utterly fictional and from fantasy realm. What’s up with that?
@@judas611it's already beyond reality
how original
She really trick him by saying everything in a normal relationship is crazy
I understand the joke
Edit:My dog ate my sense of humour so I don’t understand anymore
Edit:He gave it back now
i mean thats better than the casual hookup 💀
Key and peele robbing a bank
It's crazy you got the joke
We dudes are easy to please
I need her to negotiate my next pay raise
😂
It's going to involve shaboinking though..
Hey as long as i get that raise idc what she does.
You might be expected to participate, as a common courtesy, since you're not a monster right
Make yourself irreplaceable and them replaceable
That "Sorry Hun" was so casual 😂
Causal.
She knows the laws of rizzics.
Fuck a casual relationship. We going competitive.
Not good enough for me.
Diehard one or none!
we going ranked
@@apelpampr FCK YOU ALL, WE'RE GOING SEARCH DESTROY WITH ZOMBIES
The pro-am circuit
Looool
*Wakes up in 2 years with a ring on holding a baby*
“Ah. Goddamnit, she freakin got me.”
Nah, they’re not dating. ruclips.net/video/diCrx1EmNqA/видео.htmlsi=2PGwLdiHvpNmAIqL
There is a Viva La dirt league sketch that it exactly that ☠☠ its called "Finding out you're accidentally married"
"I should have been tipped off after we started a business together. 'Limited Partnership' my ass!"
and then he gets divorce graped in the tragically mis-named 'Family' Court...
Yes indeed.
Man: "Sorry hun" *runs off*
Woman: "His training is complete."
Cool video, My relationship of 5 years ended a month ago. The love of my life decided to leave me, I really love her so much I can’t stop thinking about her, I’ve tried my very best to get her back in my life, but to no avail, I’m frustrated, I don’t see my life with anyone else. I’ve done my best to get rid of the thoughts of her, but I can’t, I don’t know why I’m saying this here, I really miss her and just can’t stop thinking about her
its difficult to let go of someone you love, i was in a similar situation, my relationship of 12 years ended, but i couldnt just let him go i did all i could to get him back, i had to seek the help of a spiritual counselor who helped me bring him back
Amazing, how did you get a spiritual counselor, and how do i reach him or her?
Her name is Shelly renee white , and she is a great spiritual counselor who can bring back your ex
Thank you for this valuable information, i just looked her up now online. impressive
lol
little did he know, he was being BAMBOOZLED the entire time, someone save this man
At least she told him all the deals and clauses, he doesn't have to figure it out by himself through trials and errors with lots of fights and headaches
save him from what ?
Hey, there’s no lying involved, she just told him the terms and he accepted
@@aguywithalotofopinions412Seriously, they have better communication than most couples.
@@peterg76yt because they are one now
40 years later he is carrying his grandson baby in his arms: wait a second, that is not casual...
Haha underrated comment
😂😂😂😂
Did she just really finesse him into a relationship😂
Yes ... she did... Yes .... she did.
she finessed into her being able to leave whenever she wants to guilt free
This is a complete historically accurate accounting of all of human history
the guy went from breaking up to getting married in a minute and half lol.
That “sorry hun” at the end was the icing on the top 😂😂😂
You put icing on the top of a lot of different things, do you?
@@jhetgrabis6137what do you mean?
Sis maxed out Charisma 10/10 and Speech 200% ☠️✨🔥
Yea I hope you were all taking notes. I helped a girl move into an apartment once and now we’ve been married 8 years.
Sweet life!
That’s how they get ya
Was her name Rebecca
Sorry for her. Hope you tell her that you think Like this marriage was a horror, so she dump you for her own good?
If you finally married a person you had a casual relationship with in the beginning, It's called settling.
This girl deserve OSCAR!!
Then every woman ever would need an Oscar...how many men through out history have fallen for this script.
@@ntal5859 Well I must say you're right!!😂
She mind-shaboinked the hell out of him.
"sorry hun" and she got him 😌mission accomplished.
Honestly, ironically this didn't end up badly, the girl seems really nice though so I guess??? Happy ending???
Its called manipulation 💀💀💀 do NOT fall for this she wanted everything in a normal relationship but with no commitment on her part, while brother man over here's found himself in an actual relationship… little does _he_ know she probably isnt going to be exclusive
@@imcasualjimm I mean in my view I think she was manipulating him into being in realtionship with her, idk if she is going to be loyal the same way she is expecting him to be, but you gotta admit is a happy ending considering the majority of times the skits in this channel go... At least both are happy and there is no physical or emotional abuse (despise/besides this whole scenario)
@@Bombonribon yea true
@@Bombonribon Yeah if it's only mental abuse it's totally fine 💀💀💀
@@TitansPrince I mean that's expected from a skit from contentmachine I am just saying that compared to the other skits that's sort of a happy ending you know? At least nobody died, was cursed, enslaved or anything of sorts kind of???
If he don’t want it, I’ll take her on her offer
The way she worded things got him hooked
Well, at least she manipulates him with cuteness.
Years later, One day
He in the shower: *"Hey..hold on a second... "*
She had us in the first half, not gonna lie
I notice she is not informing him when she hooks up with others.
That is not part of the deal i.e. she can cheat in a perfect relationship but he can't
She did say it was exclusive, but that means nothing from a woman's mouth.
She set the conditions of an exclusive fuck buddy, pretty cut and dry
@@ntal5859I love when a funny video turns into a sexist. comment section lmao.
@@ntal5859 you doing okay man?
This is hilarious yet a great way of putting a couple terms. What she presents is just a healthy manual for people who care of each other. Revolutionary! I've seen people getting in relationships with no/unreasonable boundaries and at some point one or the other is pushing to turn it into a couple. You don't have enough on your plate, let's go for "casual" toxicity! Shaboinking won't replace mutual respect and admiration.
"Sorry hun" really caught me off the guard and scared the shit out of me.
This is good channel man. Telling truth in funny and nice way....
...and kids this is how your mother and I started dating.
She gaslighted him into commitment 👏
They..... they all do..
Somebody gaslit you into thinking you know what gaslighting is
@@jhetgrabis6137 I was just going to say that this isn't an example of gaslighting, just classic manipulation using the fallacy of equivocation and the slippery slope.
I suspect that a lot of "non-casual" relationships start like this.
Really? I always thought of relationships as going through stages as actively learning about each other, accepting highs and lows, move in together/ build a family together/ married, and then good for all the challenges ahead when all is good from eachother and having a caring reliable person not worth losing.
Saying casual... I always read it as the guy is already decided that he does not like me and does not want to know me...just wants seggs.
Yeah
Guy :Wait… aren’t we just dating
Girl: always have been
She really mind-shaboinked him
The hun at the end sealed his fate hahaha
Dude got married without him knowing it 😂
Bro's gonna finally realize after 50 years of marriage with grandkids😂
Casual relationship = Shaboinking loyalty
So, here's what I'm hearing: "I want all the benefits of being in a committed relationship, but without any of the responsibility."
"not like other girls"
Let's be honest, guys. We've all fallen for this at least once in our life
Nah, my friend. Whether it's fortunate or unfortunate, I never had a girl to manipulate me into this. And that's probably a good sign for me since I'm just 20? Or maybe it's just because I am ugly and obese, both at the same time.
no, i am too young for this
It happens. "I'm good with being casual" but the moment they find it you fucking someone else...they hurt
Not me
I am just recognizing I am exactly in this situation right now...
This brought tears to my eyes, so heartwarming.
it was over before it even started
I've literally had this happen to me on Tinder a girl put everything on her profile claiming to be looking for a long term casual hookup. She pretty much was requesting this of me as well pretty much was asking me to do everything that a boyfriend would do I blocked her on my phone and never talk to her again cuz she clearly didn't know what exactly it meant to just be casual or looking for a hookup
The checking in is the point it becomes more than casual.
It's weird how calling it a "serious relationship" gives some people anxiety out the ass, even though they actually want exactly that.
Maybe it is because those people take those things extremely seriously and have got developed the sense of responsibility (maybe they take that as a potentially life long commitment which then raises a plethora of new questions). Just a thought.
@@ortros1spot on
They got issues, or they just want to bang as many till they settle.
I see this as an absolute win
Yeah she totally won.
"sorry hun" got me
This video just made me realize, I am in the same situation 😭
Started with a simple ice cream, now it is accelerating at a rate I can't control. I told her I can't be serious as I need a stable career first. However, I keep on agreeing with her otherwise she becomes a bit sad.
Update: It's finally over
Well, she can't be sad. No one wants to see that.
😂😂😂
Friend, I'm telling you as a woman, you have the right to say no. If you don't want to be in a relationship like that you can end it, maybe she will be sad but at the end of the day if you don't want to do it she can't and shouldn't pressure you.
@@rissk9884 Thanks so much. I know this is the most logical approach yet there are just some adverse feelings. However No is the answer.
My friend, remember, the more time goes on harder it becomes to leave. I have recently gotten out of a similar situation and wow do I feel saved. She being sad is the right thing, because she manipulated the situation to escalate it out of your control. You also don't know if she loves you or she is simply just filling her emotional emptiness with you. The only thing you have to sacrifice is... sex. Just have a good masturbation session and look at your feelings again. @@kisamehoshigaki1519
I call this:
Commitment artistry.
They should be waiting for marriage to shaboink
You're not doing a very good job to convince them to wait 😂
Or at least to “formalize” their current “agreement”
This is like a prequel to that video from Viva La Dirt League, "Finding out you're accidentally married"
I think this is the most wholesome and loving relationship ever shown on this channel.
She just gaslight him into a serious relationship. Respect
Her: And sign here, here, aaaand here.
Him: Of course. *signs*
Him: What did I sign for?
Her: Half your possessions and equity now belong to me if you ever leave.
Poor guy, he never stood a chance
None of us do/did.
I just fell in love with her 😂😂
This girl is a genius lol. thats totally what my wife did to me.
My guy got tricked into commitment 💀
She trick him by acting like a normal person, which is insane... and paradoxical
That's not a normal person. That's someone who push down their natural and reasonable emotions. Sad that it seems to be the only way.
even got em with the “hun” lmaooo
Gaslighting to a whole other level
If a girl or a guy is asking for a 'casual relationship or a situationship' then run as far away as you can and never look back
" I'm not like other girls " LOL😂
Omfg you guys are funny. 😂😂good thing he wasn’t manipulated at all…😂
Ladies and Gentlemen, the International Woman's Day role model of the year!
Everyday with you would be a happy ending. It's all about the special vibes I get from you
The wild part there are people out there who are in relationship and don’t realize it .
Thank you for sharing this. It is helping
When your dating and she's always saying how she never wants to get married. RUN!!! 😊😅😂
Casually getting married after this
Plot twist: He wanted a relationship the whole time but if he said anything else she would have moved on.
I'm not like other girls. Classic! 😂😂
When you've maxed out your gaslighting skills.
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
Ye that is a relationship
Bro got married.
Not gonna lie, this is girl is really gorgeous
Name?
@@raghvendramanikpuri2374Kirsten. Just look up Kirsten Content machine and you will find out.
She is so pretty😅
bro got played
I knew a girl like this college, except she actually believed that doing this wasn’t dating. She also believed that if you’re in the proximity of someone that is dating then you’re part their date too.
I wasn’t even looking for her, I was looking for the leasing manager, but ran into her instead.
This has happened to me three times. It's rough seeing it done to someone else cuz im just kicking myself.
Might need to hire her as my marketer😂 can definitely sell the dream..
Real life is a parody. The way they blurred the lines was perfect.
The force is strong in this one!
Great character arch for Johnson from Vet TV. She must have developed this manipulation from being PSYOP 😂😂
This might be how 95% of men end up married.
"Did somone leave the gas on?"
I love this channel
We love you
@@content_machine ❤
...where are the women like this? all I have are women who want nothing to do with me
With that skills, that lady definitely work for CIA
That men is how witchcraft works!
May his needs rest in peace! Sure little jhonny wont be disappointed.
After a couple of not very funny ones you surprise me with this one. Really funny!
this is like genjutsu levels of manipulation
At this point, I wouldn't have been surprised if she pulled out a ring.
"sorry, hun" really frickin' got me
She didn’t mention that she must be free to cheat whenever she is bored